#🚔┃gta-discussion
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B11 goes bratatatataattaa
Its too fucking fragile
Ikr
No shit
@drowsy mantle both
Can't say both
Just dont crash a sparrow then 
One of them goes brr
I actually prefer the sparrow for some reason
The other goes we like fortnite
@drowsy mantle the mk 1
When i landed,its literally goes smoke
Very good choice of words
prefer the
Get gud at landing then
^

The only way my sparrow takes damage is from npcs
It's litteraly durable enough to land
Especially those angry npcs that will ram the sparrow with there 8k $ car
My lowered stance keeps changing back t default?
What?
must be 2
Almost no one goes killing with the mk1
If it's an mk1 I respect you
what
Also the best counter for the mk2 is just an lazer that's pink
why would u hate me
If i use the mk2 for grinding and prep missions do u hate me
Mario Kart fans when they see go kart as the podium vehicle: mario instincts and rainbow road ptsd kicks in
i was driving my karin futo gtx
Nah, toreador
Nah get gud
and kid comes and kills me
Lol
I hate you if you use the mk2 to kill random low lvls
Lfg has not revived
What
10 years later
Oh ok thx so i can use it for grinding 
And not get hated right
Grinding yes, killing no
if they ask for it then they gonna get spanked by the mk2
K nice
Xbox lfg is really dead tbh
Lol
Ik
Idk why someone would hate somone to use MK2 for moving and preps lol
because they all grind cayo solo
Honestly it's going to take forever fod someone to say I will help with Humans Labs raid
I just want a aerial combat update lol
Luckily when people see my level which is level 40 and they are on a oppressor they tend to leave me aline
Just 2anted to grind some cayo but no ones on, and theres a slim chance i was scammed 
Add more planes and jetts please
Alone
Some ppl be shitng there pants when you come near them while in a sell mission while on a jett
I just do it with somebody else if they want a 15% and help bag gold and all that when I'm getting bankrupt
Then you activate ghost org
I actually was shitting my oants when doing preps
Lol
I shat my pants once
A guy just flew by and i thought he would grief me
Blowing up cargo is kinda fun ngl
do them in invite only lol
💩

Menace
Uh oh
Is the truth
💩
Shat onto my lunch
If i see a jet come my way while im doing a sell, i just leave. A mk2 i can handle but jets will ruin it
I drank 5 boxes worth of milk
💩
Cool
Hi permz pls
why tf you doin sales in 2021
what are you fuckin Brazilian?
Look at my lips your ruining it
Day 55 pls
Fun fact El Rubio is brazilion
I rlly dont have perms
Same
Im poor ok?
The fact that you have to boost to unlock early sucks ass

I'm gonna annoy you next for pancake god
Poop shid fard

Shit ass
Wow caslm down weeb

This is why my experience isnt very good with weebs and anime pfp
hmm
All the chats are dead
When there are fucken 200k members
Ik
🧢
Look at lfg then
Yes because lfg isn’t a general chat lmfao 🤣
Yes indeed
For xbox players who want to do heists or businesses it is
I wonder why 💀
Whats ur twitch
Sorry forgot to include ps and pc
They should add general lfg chanel lol
Cause one guy has a mentality of a 5 year old who is a simp when the other is zomed out and is a single giga chad
The infinity killer is over rated
Nice 6 hours
Only killed 8 people
6 hours?
My character kills that many trying to drive normal
Bro 8
Yoo what 2x money and rp buisnesses
Get on my level i do mass geneside
because I've been waiting forever for people in lfg to help with humane labs raid
friends can help
Plus no need to make a big deal out of how many hours I've played


make some
It’s impossible
What friends
🧠
You start talking to people
Its 2021 what do you expect
When 90% of them are offline or don't message back after you have been off for 4 days
It’s impossible to find a gf or friend
Ffs flat eaters are in #💬┃gorilla-chat
so many gta players that act like gta players
Especially a gf
People wont wanna be your friend if you make no effort to speak to anyone
The strangest phone call I just heard rn
Xbox is almost impossible to connect with people 🤣
How does one become a “flat eater”
rely
You gotta put yourself out there so people know you
Believe the world is flat like an idiot
No need to give up
The worse fact is that it’s impossible for a girl to come to you instead of you coming to her in 2021
Some guy went to the dentist, wore a condom there, wanted his mum and dad to go shopping for him and that he going to stop by and pick up the washing
Ive met lots of people on missions and heists
And after talking to them they wanted to play again
They all believe guys have to make the first move
Ive waited like 10 gagilion uears for somone to come to me and not me
and not girls
Everyone is unpredictable
I suck at making first moves so I’m never getting a gf 💀

Why do u even want a gf?
Instantly blast me with the three words i have a BOYFRIEND
plus it puts pressure on me every timr
Worst thing they can do is being indirect with everything they say
Gun locker is a blessing
Thats why theres more lesbian couples than straight couples cause everyone is getting friend zoned
How?
Like when they are pissed so u ask why they are pissed
What does it do?
They will than tell u to shut the fuck up and a day later say u should hve asked
You can chose guns to see in weapon wheel so you don’t have 100k guns to sort through
And in 2017 and 2018 it was only 20%
How!?
Last time i had a gf was almost 2 years ago
@drowsy mantle
And im 14
Oh lol
Dont need a gf at 14
Kinda sad lol
Im just mega inexperienced
I just want one so i can have somone who can properly talj with me
what is talj
Yk how many horny 14 year olds there are these days?
If a boy that is 21 or older and haven't got a gf yet it's gonna be hard for them in life
Kek
Ew
Stfu scam
True
im actually so annoyed
Remember boys if she wants to connect the accounts after a few months of dating the flags aren’t red they are crimson
Idk everyone makes fun of me for not having one
every time i join gta
at 14?
theres griefers

Plus having a gf is a big flex 😎
Welcome to gta
istg im gonna quit
Its 2021 what do you expect
Lol
Invite lobbies are a bliss
No at 14 everyone in a relationship breaks up after 3 weeks
there is always her mother
Lucky for me people who are even griefers tend to leave me alone
Bro I've been in here for 5months. This server has been cringe for the past 1½ months
Greifers never leave me alone
That's why I fucking leave
I shot them off their shitty bikes and than they stalk me
i have the mk 2 but dont use it
Cause they see im level 40
Cuz this server gets cringe af
its bitchy
They probs have a thing for you then
Just let them be and u mind ur self
I do that and they rarely attack me
Yes we should get rid of them all
😳
lvl 40s got access to a lot of stuff
I mean i try and run away and they wont stop following
💀
I’ve had 2 people chase me in a tank before So I get it
One time i went from ls to paleto from ghost org
lvl 40 is cool
Idk ill just say this its 2021 having a gf is like having a pink diamond in 2021
Second i was back on the map he was going to paleto
Lol
FF6 vibes
pink diamonds have equal chance right?
Gta is so much fun when wars break out in the city
Yes its 2021 what do you expect

True
2021 is a mess
Everyone fighting is always fun
Like 3 ceos and their workers fighting non stop
Bro it's not only the new ppl
Wishing the stuff you could do in Free Guy and Battlefield 2054 could be possible in GTAV and O
What is everyones main agenda on gta atm, weapons or cars?
For example xia and Lilith cringe af
Lilith left finally
Xia still her
Cringing around
"wrong"
So stupid I thought I could get the auto shop for free but it didn’t work
The discord would be such a better place if we didn’t have dumbass’s thinking cayo is amazing and the best
Isnt it the best way to make money?
Well I got the weapons so cars I guess
Same for me
Yes
Wromg
Who going to buy Toreador at a discount?
I been gettinf the new tuners cars
Lots
I'm sitting at 2.3 Mil
Lemme guess im another cringe gobline going around everywhere
and old heists
I got the toreador when it first came out
cringe
Nice
Than it was available at the casino
This is why i have no friends
ok

Another cayo or the rest of the heists from the heists update (if somebody from lfg would help) then I would be able to get it
they did
He is even more thicc now
I tried u loading on his hesd
And more fukced up to kill
He dont move
The sex glitch dosent work on him anymore
NOOO
Sechs*
Yea i just knock him over and shoot
I was able to kill him with stealth
Here we go talking about cayo again
just spam his head
Yes
have another guy kill everyone else
no one to hear a dead man
Help
no
no
What are the last digits of pi?
deep nuts
Lol
19$ for fortnite card
deez
fortnutw
And iphone for 12 dollars
That must be it
Cringy profile much
hªcker
You have a pokemon as your profile picture.
Idk if its girls who are menatl or am i just unatractive if anyone wants to prove me that then i can DM you
Swater
Do I need to say anymore?
That's for another discord thing
I can dm you how i look like
menatl
like what
mental
Ok you play with Lego.
?
Stfu
The fucking gorilla bot
You have a car drifting as a pfp

But who's to say you can drift?
assault rifle kills jugger with 6 shots
Is that tyler perry?
You’re a fucking idiot lmao 😭
lol dumb idiots stop using pfps as justification of what image you have of them
we're all on discord
discord is garbage
I will not
Want to see how i look since you think i look mental
What?
@wintry heron
I look physical
Holy shit its Adam Sandler
holy

Brooklyn 99?




Jay Leno is getting agitated



WRYYYYY
No
Yes
Hey Eren
Somebody get Tyler Perry to shut up
Found a vampiric buff version of your half brother
Lol
imagine if they put two juggers in cayo grinding is over
No
💀
Nah
Still easy
Just be smart
el rubios heli will get buffed too watch the sharkcard sales been going down because of cayo
Lol
Not like he can do much if u go stealth
Unless his seeing range is further
they expand the cone of vision calling it now
It still wouldn’t be hard to avoid it
If he’s near u just hide in some bushes and he completely avoids u
there buffing the cayo heist cause nones buying sharkcards because of it watch
What’s ur fastest cayo
12 mins
it's better solo with people it's a wreck the head
gold not worth the hassle
I’ve only done one duo and it worked out perfectly
The kid dc’d and I left with 2.4m
💀
When people don't talk in lfg nowadays
I don’t even do casino anymore
If I do I just quick job it with some randoms
For fun
Casino is not worth it after the first heist
not worth it long set ups and you get alerted for no reason
Ikr
Yeah I just quick job It if I want a change of pace
Or you get alerted too easily
My friend went to swipe a keycard and a guard came at the worst possible time
One of the quick jobs I did was aggro and they didn’t do the sewer entrance one
God that took SO long to do
Never again
lol ikr bro swear aggresso
Sewer aggro is 100x better than front door of casino aggro
Gotta kill so much when u do
bro I remember I wanted to help a 12 year old do a casino and the lil kid chose bugstars.
we where there for ages

no one should hassle with the other approahes just choose s and s and big con
yeah
If I were to do aggro I would only do the sewer approach
But that’s still not worth
yeah I don't bother with agresso because you get shot to shit by swat teams
Unless youre with friends who are on call, It might be fun but never do it with randoms even the one you get from lfg channels
Ayo how many times to tip this mf for KIFFLOM outfot
bro remember playing og heist with randoms like the prison break LOL
@pale sky
so and so destroyed the velum
How many times to tip bathroom guy in NC for kifflom
Guys after you complete the finale in gta story mode wtf do you next
Yeah
500 something
Around 570
100
The player must tip the Nightclub restroom attendant a total of 575 times ($575 dollars worth of $1 tips) in a single session.
mhm
💀
💀
Rip
Tip him 1$ every hour 
💀
Bro Imma be here for about
Let me think
And do my calculations
For over a year
💀

91.120
Imagine there was a cooldown between tipping lmao
Hey yo i need 3 people to join me for like 5 minutes
No
I need to do a rally race and win
I wanna get the metal colors
BRO
Oh
Been tryna do cqyo so i could get an autoshop but i just cant find shit so fuck it, ima do solo and hope i earn enough
Soloing gives u 1.2-1.5 so you’ll be fine
Got like 3 hours left to try and get the 10 export cars so ye... fuck
Bro
I got
Wait
Dont the
Exotic export reset
When weekly update also resets?
Like everyday at that time?
Which is in about more than 12hrs
Or is weekly update at night time for you
Idk, but im getting off in about 3 hours time
is the outfit really THAT worth it?
Ofc
Yeah so what? I love drifting and i love cars
There’s two c?
Yes me and @dull summit
Oh
Im the original one
Bruh
No theres one
Didn’t notice
100 more
He just changes he name often lmao
Yes
I was c when i joined, the other c was danielll0
No me
Lol
No you’re danielll0
No you're danielll0
No you're danielll0
60 more
💀
60 more what
😮
Long and tedious
LOL
30 more
fake crash
ooh im down count me in
Cayo guard shot me down to a quarter hp, but the other guards didnt hear it
How
Fucked if i know, he spotted me and started shooting instantly
Ik in the compound you can get shot once, no one hears but that fucker almost killed me
cayo guards are deaf only the jugg has brains now thats why el rubio pays him the highest
What is the best getaway vehicle for Karim denz??
Sentinel classic
Which ones he again? The cheapest?
But you're not even gonna be driving it because you can just go to the police station and get the heli
That happened before
Jugg shot me and no one heard it
Yep
You can't headshot the jugg anymore in Cayo perico?
Cant 1 shot headshot
You can do that?
He’s still easy to kill tho
Yes i do it all the time
Car meet open
I can tell you in dms but i can't rn
Are you in a hurry?
I can tell you later
Later works
Naa
Ok
Mine too
can u get banned for the cayo glitch?
Prolly
ok lol
First time for me but its a thing since when
What's the Cayo glitch
I’ve only heard of it
Lmao
Oh
Lmao
Lol
but i dont think u should do it
Don’t anyways
u can probably get banned lol
Is mk2 on cayo patched?
ldk
If your gonna do it, dont over do it
Not as far as I know
U can fly the mk2 to Cayo now??
No but spawn it in
Whats happening with Cayo... smh
It's a glitch tho like any vehicle you can do during scoping
Newbies have invaded #🚔┃gta-discussion
Basically get the mk2 impounded call ur assistant and right before u do the tp thing u call her to un impounded
Dipping to gorilla chat
Ohk
Gonna try when I get a mk3
Mk2
every time I'm looking for a graber in cayo chat there's no one
☠️
@final forge lots of glitches here
You don't need it though unless it's your first time where you have to scope everything
but when I leave there's a lot
Just solo it
I'm in a party chat rn with one of my friends
ye but it takes time lol and im lazy
And there is a 6 yo
Not rlly
Scammed
Lol

i do one cayo every 10 minutes
Cayo is already way too easy

Why r there no ppl looking for og heists lol

Because they suck ass
they are sad
Why would they
we get more money for the short auto shop heists bruv
No reason to do so when there are heists such as casino
Correct
Yeah...
Then why'd you ask
Can someone help with something
I have most businesses and heists but still didn't complete the og heists lol
I thought there r some ppl who still like og heists like I do
I wanna win the ls car meet car this week, it says that I need to be top 5 in 10 races
I hvaent been able to find even 1
And ppl ask for in the lfg right
Same 💀
Can I start a race with 2 people? Does it count
Yes
Wow lol
Nope
I got it today pretty wasy
Easy*
How many do I need?
If I didn't get TGG's yt
I would be doing of heists rn
Do the street race series 2 ppl is what you need
Well it says top 5
So u need atleast 6 ppl
Atleast I have Cayo and diamond now
For completing the prize challenge
Or whatever its called
U need atleast 6 ppl
Yes coz five or above so with 2 you finish 2nd
Street race 2 to 5 ppl finish the race thats it
If u have mk2 u can legit do set ups in public lobbies
Nobody bothered me with heist setups till date they just go after businesses idk why lol
Finally got it?
Hello folks.
I didn't get the message
Oh
I haven’t been playing for a week again
$600 ago
Used to play but got back into
Muda muda muda
o
Nice. I stopped at four had kids now divorced so I’m back lol.
Need help with anythin
Bro Imma fuck rockstar
Lol
And I got 1k out of nowhere
Like i was at 91.000k
After 1min I was at 92.800
Now I'm at 91.978
I dunno, I mostly jus steal cars for my warehouse tryin to save for the sub.
Bruh
Bruh other people always saying they get griefed
Yes lol
lucky you
People usually just leave me alone
Is there a wardrobe in NC?
For some reason Gta said my ps+ ended even tho it’s going to end in January 23 2022
Maybe I got easy target on my forehead.
Uh maybe
How does it feel to lose all the progress that you worked hard for months, just disappear in 2 seconds?
Haven’t checked
Restart it
Happened to me with xbox
Ok there is
@alpine bobcat listening to Graveyard by neffex 
It’s a bug
J#j
e
I wouldn’t know how it feels lol
Where should it be
It’s not the money glitch thing that made u lose everything?
Outfits
Ik but where
I need to play “street race series” from quick job for the car meet car, correct?
Nope, thats not the case
O
Idk it should be in outfits section
Yea
I got 1 message
Sorry for the noob questions, haven’t played in long
Lol
At least u got it tho
What outfit u talking about?
Stfu I was here tipping this dude for the past 30min
Fucking kifflom
Lol
Does it help you play better?
And rockstar gae too
No
Kifflom
It’s just a outfit lol
lmao
They still didn't give me my sunglasses I helped Simeon with a car
And they be like
"We gave em to all eligible accounts"

You did my fucking ass dude
Lol
I was fucking hyped for those glasses
Would I have more than one outfit? Mine seems to never get dirty so I haven’t changed it yet.
???
they dont give those outfits and all i just gave up
.
They said it after fucking 1 month
After I opened that ticket
Lol
You lost stuff for in game clothing?
No
bruh so much effort for outfits....respect
💀
It was special outfit
U had to deliver Simeon a car
To the docks
I did that
And I still haven't got that
yeah the glasses me too
@wintry heron what were we supposed to get for impromptu race?
Still haven't got those too
Jacket
I got
Ls customs
Oh I got that one
@weak flume hi simp
Lmao

I don't want no jackets
Is everyone in the same crew here?
I fucking want those sunglasses
Nope
no
Glasses idk if I got
No u didn't
No lol
Lol
What’s the benefits of a crew?
Just killed a Toreador greifer in his toreador with an AK, he than used a Widowmaker and I still killed him. shows how these greifers rely on Alien Weapons and Explosives when I just need an AK and aim
And they said "we gave em to all eligible accounts"
They never respond to me, but they change my level
Crew color, ppl u can chill with, crew emblem, ye
@weak flume Is Calvin's community like tggs' in terms of vibes etc?
Better lol
Oh ok.
No newbies
Are u sure?
Imma be the first newbie
So no in game perk
Kinda
@weak flume send link
No
Whats the best money making method?
Yk, ak is one of the worst guns in the game, and they guy u killed was probably not that good
Cayo
Grinding heists
@weak flume idgaf
True lol
If u want to fuck around do it here
Theres many heist
ye well he is a greifer
Idek who Calvin is
Ehich one?
Some jacket idfk
Cayo
Atleast for me, the AK aint that bad
So imma care less about that ban than Calvin's father did when he left
Fight back by neffex 
Use the special carbine then say that again lol
Fighting bully on Rythm
@weak flume give him the link
No

From what I can c from tht vids is owning a sub and farming the island heists
Anyways imma dip
Bro Asks firerate
Is legit
1 every 1s
I should have bought on my Ammunation spending spree lmao
That shit slow
Cayo....but people say its sucks
it doesnt suck
where are you hearing this from
He’s got a pretty good fast track to maximize it after uve done the first run @wintry heron
It does
Not that good? He was fucking ass to be killed by the ak
It actually does
Wtf, 4.2 mil for completing the exotic list 10 days in a row
@gray coral stop lurking mf
how
Wait fr?
No fucking way
To the 2/10 happened something extremely dangerous
That's awesome
Fr
what should i save up for in gta?
I just headshot him. The widow maker headshot was a bit harder. But, high frame gang and bam headshot
When you need that 1 person needed for Humane Labs Raid and lfg goes dead again 
Submarine, than, whatever you want
i have the cayo
Yeah and that guy sucked wet shit ass
whatever you want I guess
No
You have
To do all 10 in same session
What ?
If you change session it fucks up spawns
All 10 spawn in one session ?
what rank are all of you
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