#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Should I buy a bunker?
Lol cayo heist can get at least 1.5 per hour
And you want more?
Yh
Im bored of cayo
Same
I get 800k-1.2mil with 2 ppl
Then don’t be bored
How lmao tequila is 900k at least
Percentage
I get at least 1.5 on tequila
Do you do it on your own?
No
Oh how many people
Must have tequilla
2
What percentage
85 for me
Or 80 if I’m feeling nice
I try helping new people
That's why, I give my friend 50
Lol
But its annoying when you fail 20 times
how do u even fail cayo
I give 15-20% but if they do preps then more
The elite challenge only gives you 50k for normal difficulty and 100k for hard
Not worth going for really
That’s what I was thinking
But I go for it anyway
New players
It's easy
u don’t even have to go for it it just happens for me lmaoo
it’s the easiest thing
Ye
I can complete it sometimes only 2 times
ppl who say it takes them 20+ minutes to do a cayo
They newbs
it takes like 8-9 minutes
Ye
I've seen a speedrunner do it in 5
ye
Yo I just finished the Doomsday Scenario for the first time
My lowest time is prob 6 or 7
Some guy said to me “I’ll give you 20% if you do setups and heist” 😂😂
Lmaoo
Rather finger my asshole than waste my time doing that
I would want 40 or 50
NEVER again!!!
I would have got like 300-400k lmao
Ik
Bruh I was doing the heist with 2 of my friends and one of them got disconnected so their percentage got added to the leader, so I ended up with 15%😑
Lmao my average is 7
I got like 250k
I've only helped like 2 people
Get the su
Sub
Cause the other ones we failed 50 times and I Got mad and left
You should stop sniffing your noes into my ass, that wouldn't make you a doctor
Wtf
Ayo

That aint nsfw lol
Thats normal conversation here
I'm talking about the other guy

Idk
oh, that also typical around here lol
What the duck
@tender plover ur bad, Lzzzzz Lzzzzz
What is the best way to make rp?

They buffed the juggernaut
we know
I was asking
you like cant kill hi
Forgot to put a question mark
Tbh its a glitch imo
he dies after 69 years
Shitt xD
apparently it’s a new feature
bonjour you fuckin nerds
So one bullet to the head dont kill him no more?
although cayo hella glitchy now
nope
cayo funni
you need like 15 with the military
Yes easily
there’s new glitches tho
he can shoot you while ur head shotting him
Wdym
sometimes you get the wrong load out
Oh
and stuff like that shit
@wintry heron that's already been a glitch
never happened to me before tho
And the wrong time of day
There’s so many bugs atm
And the wrong entrance
if you did a glitch and fail it your next cayo gets fucked
I want even bothered about the juggernaut ngl 50 percent of the time I dont kill him anyways
like basically
if you did bad glitch and you messed it up and you get nothing after the host leaves the next cayo is fucked
like the b2b one
it fucks ur game
Oh
shit
Whats b2b
Glitch where you dont have to do set ups
On cayo?
Yap
nothing
eh nothing really i know some friends who do it
Oh
so they’re fucked now apparently
i play with ello he doesnt do it
Wait you get ban for b2b now?
Not really just dont do it cayo not hard
always been that way
I knowww I believe him :"")
I tought it was safe, good thing never did it
Its safer
You can’t get banned btw
LMAO
Rock star detects any thing sketchy if it's done to much
Oh
They detect the car dupes and people get told of and cant sell cars for so long
What about the new glitch to grind rep
Glad non of this dont effect me :") easy to grind on gta when your on the go
isn’t that just afk
No
The one where you buy clothes for 3 h straight
It’s basically buying rep
And waste 500k for some liveries
oh when u buy stuff there
that’s really not a glitch imo
Ye
i forgot to close matchmaking and a level 1 was on call for cayo
Yh it is lmao
Your bassicly just soending money to get rep
😂
Spending *
always happens

it’s always a low level but this dude was straight up level 1
Modders rep level go 📈📈📈📈
Replay glitchesv?
My rep level go straight because I dont care for it
hey
When happend to me, my man just joined and said, ok so we go for stealth aproach and can we go 25% pls? I closed the heist imidietly
@final forge they deleted it
Bannnnnnnn
@wintry heron everytime i kill you i lose money from ceo bonus
i deleted it
oof
Okay
You have nitro 😂😭
Today i finally got 100% completion
Lmfaooo 😂😭
On what
Gta 5
Campaign I think
Watching gta rp is so entertaining
Story mode
Oh
personally i find it boring
U watch Bay Area buggs?
nah
Whats up rockstar games! its your favorite doctor/lawyer/teacher/plumber/astrounat gamer. Johhny sins here. TGG a youtuber who loves G-T-A well we both love G-T-A 5 But Where looking foward for G-T-A 6 lets go rockstar games give us G-T-A 6 were all waiting patiently for it to drop. Lets go!
He’s got like 300 rp vids
Yhh I love gta rp wat h "spierstheamazinghd" he does some pretty funny role play vids @dull summit
Five m is good to watch
I think iv watched them
Rockstar: ok wait for 2025 till then here get some remasters of old gta games
I fr cant wait till my pc is built imma play so much gta role play xD
Y'all ever realize that El Rubio's shrubs do a better job of protecting his shit than his paid guards
@vernal wolf where getting the remasters this year?
Wish I had a pc 😭
No
Lies
🤫
This fall
Idk i know bout gta 3 vc and sa
If I trade in my nightclub so I keep my renovations and do I keep my employees
My dad ain’t let me cus he’s an old man who thinks he knows everything but doesn’t
Now we will see big smoke die in HD
Yhhhh we getting a exspanded and enhanced in November I think it is
Lmfao my mom like that she still dosnt have the internet till this day xD @dull summit
No i think
The employees i think but not the renovations
K thx
No el problemo
You get half yiur money back I think @sweet sierra
i find pvp fun
But non of the upgrades
Like my new bio?
Ur bad at it tho
No
Y
i do not after seeing how good u are lmao
Yes dummy
32 days not 3 days
hax mode on B) (aka friendly fire off) @tender plover
Sheeeeesh that's sad xD
You still in bad sport?
Hi
Beyo
U eanr to die
Dont we all
Yk life is chasing money until you die
@wintry heron are u turning it off an on
Pretty sad tbh
Yep
Weee
wondering. is the glitch where you can solo open the secondary double door in the main dock patched?
Untill R decides to ban you?
?
I’m on about irl
He was talking about irl
Yes chasing money
hax mode B)
And love

No “hi” for me no?
@wintry heron start ur cayo
yeah @wintry heron
why?
i want to get money
Guys
What's a cayo
New Cayo update
really
ugh, sexist
That's fine
About there I'd guess
Just avoid him
And longfin has more colors
Nah
HE WHAT
Like push him and stay on top of him
starting it asap
Cayo trash
Man i knew some guards are built different but the juggernaut
No i mean
Ye
join the cayo @tender plover
They were built different
i am
Deaf and blind
k
Some are glitched out
so the juggernaut is op
@rotund pawn cayo jugg got buffed
Nah
thats it
ok
Imma just avoid him ngl
um
It's just as easy
Ye
ready @tender plover
but juggernaut does loops around map
But he slow af
not killing him could be an inconvenience
uhh just avoid him
Yeah it will be but sometimes theres games where I dont even have a need to kill him
But probs will slow peoples runs down
Ye but he loops a part of map that not many players go to
Unless combat shotgun spawns there
Not rlly
Depends
On the timing rlly
If you're fast enough u get back when he is going to the other vault entrance
When you get out of vault
Meh i will just fill his head with bullets
Well I can make it to the office and back down to the gates to second finger print by the time hes even left that forst camera area
i mean if you really wanna kill the jugg just get the marksman loadout and start spamming headshot on him or you can do sechs (ragdolling)
yeah sechs is the only ez way
U can't
Oh
Only possible way without a mate
and get spotted
Ppl horni for the juggernaut
He takes like
15 headshots now
And untill u give him 15
He kills you and alerts
Ok i will sechs him then
Sechs 
I guess it does make more sense him taking 15 then 1
Bulletproof helmet
Just so yall know, rockstar took about 8 months to fix a headshot on a guard
So dont expect any bugs to be patched anytime soon
what loadout does use the AP bullets?
I still remember my mate killing him with 1 pistol melee at the back of the head
@alpine bobcat isnt that true
Crackshot
i bet they wouldn't patch the kuruma bug
Prob till the next dlc
ain't crackshot is a sniper loadout?
Lmao
Facts
Just use the shotgun loadout
Hey

is anyone here on psn?
Fucking finally, they fixed my wifi

Hey @wintry heron
Bwt there so many people who dont know about the head shot buff and there just ending there game coz of it xD
Bet*
Im trying to outfit glitch but i need someone else
its super simple
imma try this loadout
32 bullet shotgun that sprays
fun fact
bike races fucking suck god fucking dammit why are they so fucking shitty and boring
Is it a trap question?
It's the only load out I use
Woke up from a nap, still tired
Hbu?
big floppa
No it's Castrol 15667A EDGE 5W-30 LL Engine Oil, 1L
POV: el rubios panther after el rubio is down mood and thinks why he keeps buying stuff and it keeps getting stolen
bitch you don't know how to POV
👁👁
Yes
did they make the fucking juggernaut invincible
nani?
Well yes but actually no
Not unless there's been a patch in the last 2 hours
well he won’t die
doin one rn
yes
@wintry heron gimme 25% be nice
3 goold necklace
no
Ok 20%
im glitching
I got 700k
Ur mum
Lies
How many drip feed cars are left to come out?
@wintry heron lemme do it with you 😩
The bmw
I want the bmw
Is the Pfister Growler out yet then?
Me too
Tomorrow trash growler will be available
Wait motorcycles
Maze Bank is happy
Im just waiting for bmw
im doktr
is true
Funny pure white wheels, Yankton plate, cringy green window tint
If they add motorcycles then the hakuou drag will have the same fate as pariah
Laughs in shotaro
Who
@rotund pawn
what
Y tho
C'mon I got 800k left
I mean your not wrong
just do cayo
@rotund pawn y u gotta let me suffer like this
Bro

LMFAO
You had 700k a minute ago. I'm smelling lies here for sure.
Nah I had
L
790k
Thas sad
Stop bragging
Bro I got ss
rockstar added a ramp at the cliff
😂😂
u know how there’s the bike escape
Cockstar should actually add something worth in weekly updates
it’s like kinda to the right of the cliff
And when you think there was a stunt jump next to it
The one near the helicopter?
@alpine bobcat u got cayo btw?
no like at the actual cliff
where everyone jumps from
30% Discount on Apartments. Take it or leave it
ye
You cant even tell the difference between a condom and a dildo
there’s an actual fucking ramp
I gotta see that
but i think the only way to go off of it is with a wheelie
cause i tried n didn’t even jump at first
No

deez nuts deez nuts
does a doktr need to know the differences??
Sugonma

L
Whats kid amnogus backwards
sugonma dik
Thats for u
Just put it in the dishwasher?
From gta discussion to nut
Well im not a girl
he didn’t know that
Correct me if im wrong
🤦♂️
Yeah, thats my point
Who's nut is it?
Fr?
Good question
Chat is getting weird
Whos the father?
"Well, um...."

Mail order nut dildo doners
so maze wank?
Nope
I just lost cause it said a camera spotted a dead body somehow
Wait
Welp
If el rubio keeps hes big jewels in a bulletproof impenetrable case, how he gets them there in the first place
It's not real
Whats not real
Fucking simp
Nothing is real
I thought u were better than ulp
A
@wintry heron let me do cayo with u
Loneli boi

just bought the arcade
got 658 dollars left lmao
Grind casino from now on
i will
since cayo just got harder
and i’ve only done casino once so it’ll be fun to do it more
you switched to casino because of a simple buff???
nah
Yeo
@alpine bobcat @weak flume my body is shaking
My opinion even if cayo gets harder ppl will do it cuz is solo and pavel dosent takes 70% cut
Who did lmao 😂
Lmaooo
fr
Well that turned out to be wrong
Why
@wintry heron who moved to casino cus of a simple buff?
@wintry heron
^^
i just got an amazing cayo
Ok
Let me guess
bb 1 gold in basement and 2 gold right outside
Pink diamond
nice
Imagine getting excited about getting 3 gold 😭
i got like 5 or 6
that’s 2 bags tho
?
Yes
2 full bags of gold is 3 piles
Correct
unless they changed that
They didn't
good
Then more gold
i got 6 gold tho
Nice
oh nice
U need 4 ppl for that
Other than that they are useless
fr
I will go now cuz my phone will die
cya
has anyone else seen that paying for other people's insurance is back on pc?
Buenos dias muchiachios
U too
sadly always been on xbox
but it hasn't been consistent
wait
it happened once and then I didn't see it for the rest of the 30-40 minutes I played
Ransoms?
than if i did it duo
no
guys u know that the juggernaut got buffed right?
U will get 55 percet so not rlly more
yes
Tes
look at that
having one other person makes you the most money if you 3 things of gold
i got 6 bits of gold
U are getting 55% so no
I don't think it matters, losing another 15% doesn't make up for another person
depends, if he gets 5 million at the most then he gets 2.5
aw
Bb and 5 or 6 gold
U cant get 5m
yeah ik
5m is everything on the island
i just said an example really
ik
Oh
Didn't read
@wintry heron what's ure level on gta?
Just reviving the chat know what am sayin

im rank 98
So he's not getting more
and then ur cut 55% gives u around 1.5
correct
aww
Whats the primary target?
bb
bb
bearer
bearer bonds
Oh
You lot still bitching about cayo?
no
With 2 u will get 1.7
apparently when diamond casino heist was added, other players stopped paying insurance when they destroy your vehicle, but it can still happen in some cases. No idea what makes it happen but that's what the wiki and a few reddit things say
nah
@dull summit nop
didn’t they remove insurance on pc because modders could like blow a bunch of cars up and you would have to pay them
it was something like that i think
yeah
I think there was also something where they could increase it from the normal 10-20k k up to like 100k at a time
or maybe more, I'm not sure
but either way apparently they could make you go broke in a few minutes
yeah
i hate bad modders tbh
i mean it would be fun to see a modder fly a car without jet engines
but when they ruin the game
that’s just annoying
bad example lmao
Good evening pedophiles
old but gold, uno reverse card
hah ur the pedo!


like 73 or something I think
oh ye u forgot to tell ya! anyways 50 lol
@wintry heron u having a bad week or something?
What do hollow point rounds do?
Lmao
@wintry heron is too hot to talk
Wdym
Okay?
indeed
@wintry heron how are u
good ig lol
just stressed because i don’t feel a shit tired and i have hella early school tomorrow
Bread 👍
But it'll be 12 months long
Wdym?
At the last fuking year they changed
Is there a way to join a lobby you were kicked from
It was always 9 monthe
U restart gta?
Idk
Will that work?
i have 2 months summer break normally
Only 2 months?
damn
I have 11 weeks lol
nice
But I don't vacations during school
So it's 4 at the end
And 9 straight months
Now I they are 12 straight

Nice
Because its a juggernaut lmao you cant kill it
They made it like something u can't interact with
We could
Now it wont budge
Seks
I didn't even kill the juggernaut anyway and I was fine it doesn't really matter
I always kill him
It Is
He sees to far
Doesn’t work
But sometimes I open the door and he's outside
Always did*
And he's empytys the machine gun with me
Yall don't get he's a juggernaut he's supposed to be op he was litrally a 1 tap
Hes unkillable
Once He was rigjt out of the door when i got gold and i was able to hit him with the pistol before me made me swiss cheese
Today I had to do a backroll to the room so he can't see me
And wait for my Friend to tell me
His helois made out of paper
Helmet*
Tbh i dont mind the juggernaut buff when i think about it
Me too
It is a juggernaut
But it makes the heist take a little bit longer
It is quite an ez heist
It is
Definitely needed some buff
No lol i never killed him and I still got 8 mins
I got 5 32 sec
If they make the guards more allertive im gonna hate tho
Now it s like 8 or 9
Not possible
It is
Nope
Max is like 7+
it is if you don’t get secondarys
Proof?
Mmmm
But no reason to lie
Just kill the necessary guards
And don't stop
Keep running

rip rockstar just fucked the cayo a bit
how
I gotta try if the water mines work now
i saw it
Did they remove b2b glitch?
Lol
The water mines still just props
Cuz im wondering lol
Doomsday criminal mastermind 3 let's fucking gooooo
I just did
So did they patch it?
You're not one
Yh

Damn bro that hurt my feelings
Lol rip to all the people in the cayo chat saying b2b
@cinder saddle i failed elite cuz of you
I was searching for the damn ramp
There's none
You mf
Ramp?
Should I get an arcade and ruiner 2000 or a yacht
Act 3 elite let's fucking goooo
I got baited 
Ahhhhh
Cuz I already have the kosotka so idk if I want the arcade
Luxor deluxe
Lol no I'm not rich enough
If you can't afford Luxor deluxe you can't afford yacht
Well I can't afford either rn I'm at like 7 mil but what I don't need a luxor deluxe rn
I'll get it once I'm Hella rich
Why do you need a yacht then?
Gwt the arcade then master control
Yacht should be last thing you buy
Master control let's you run all your company's from one computer
I was thinking abt that but I only rlly use my bunker and nightclub. Everything else isn't ready solo friendly
Same but this helps because I set my spawn in the arcade then I can restock everytime I get on honestly really help full if you dont wanna travel all the way to your bunker everytime supply run out
But it's up to you ngl I got the yacht and I barely use it
Damnnn lmfao you gonna boost this server?
@lament schooner all my businesses are full of stock waiting for my friends to jump on to do the deliveries, but i use the master control to keep research ticking over in the bunker
Lmfao xD
wrong
Yacht is the biggest waste of money, you make stuff all from it
But yeah I use my master control alot even tho I only really focus on my bunker and alot of research
wrong again
Nahhhh yachts fun
I just got muted in gtaonline discord so how's everyone here?
i got banned from it :/
You can dive a seabreeze under it
I left that long back
@lunar flame how am i wrong? are the missions really worth it? nope hahaha
Theres a gta online discord?
Ye
ur just wrong.
With 350k members
and stupid
@lunar flame cool story mate
what story?
@topaz ridge i just find it a waste of time and money
Can some people help me out with the prison break on ps4
ur just trash
@wanton summit then you broke d
and poor
Yeah it's kind of really toxic
Someone in there was blatantly saying how he loves knowing that people are suffering when he destroys cargo
I don't talk generally on discord these days, cause I'm doing the criminal mastermind challenge, but as I just did it, maybe I'll be more active
Why not buy the yacht if you already have everything you want/need
@topaz ridge i'm broke cause i've got the yacht? i just think there are better ways to make money haha
So should I get a yacht(which I'd only use to flex and to look cool, and yacht defense) or an arcade and ruiner 2000(idk if I would use control center much
yep, ur broke
No one buys a yacht to make money
its just to show off 
I'm not that active either in big servers
Usually I just talk in other communities. But today I was feeling extra bored
And if it's connected to the internet
luxor deluxe
Lmfao fr xD
Havok deluxe
If you're part of the LGTB+... Thats kinda gay bro😕
how bout u pick between those
Seabreeze
@primal frost i've had that glitch a few times i just quit and restarted it
Only if you're gay
that happens when u dont have the yacht
@lunar flame sure it does mate
same
only grinding
Hmm you watch beluga?
Also me neither
it does wdym
Hey can yall help me with the prison break heist on ps4 ive been trying to do it for years but no one ever stays for more than 2 tries
Theres better weaponized cara
Cars*
use the fucking lfgs
Planes r better
Cus cars go vroom
But planes go zoom
@gloomy acorn LFG section channel
u can kamikaze with plane
a few months ago i just realized the sparrow is faster then the oppressor MKII
cars go vroom planes go crash
@severe needle yep
Hitting people with wing of plane without blowing up
Sparrow fast asf boiiiii
true
the tuners update is good, if you like cars
Not if I fly them
Well unless I do risky stuff like stunts.
True
I just want smugglers run 2.0
Ik there are better weaponized cars but I have most of them and I mainly want the ruiner 2000 cuz of the op version
And I only have the starling and I never use it so idk if I want a jet/planr
You got scram jet?
Ruiner over Toreador and Scramjet?
Jets have a learning curve, don't buy them if you don't wanna learn how to use them
(yes I know anyone can spray a death beam but where's the fun in that)
However starling is probably the best jet in terms of pvp, so no need to buy other jets
I have toreador and scamjet
And vigilante
Both oppressors
That's why I'm asking, arcade and ruiner 2000 or a yacht
Deluxo?
Ruiner
Don't buy yacht if you also want something else
Everything should get priority over yacht
But if you have everything you want, then you can buy yacht
@wintry heron careful you'll get called trash for having an opinion like that
The yachts very nice
i forgot to clip i’ll show u next time i’m there
i swear it was there bruh
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i literally saw it what do u want me to swear on





