#πβgta-discussion
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I think im in a cursed gta session
The players are nice and i lost my 4 star wanted level when there were 3 helis and a bunch a cops watching me
ok
ok
π« this chat sucks, you can't use that.
ded chat xd
dx tahc daeD
guys,what do you need to do the casino heist and the doomsday heist
For doomsday you need facility and for casino you need arcade
owh thanks
But doomsday is impossible until you have like a lv 100
Someone help English Dave's missions won't stop glitching after I get the stones
And then right after I get the stones he calls me again
I'm gonna be very pissed
Why hahhaha
hey @rotund pawn
hi @shy ice
there are 3 missions by english dave if im not wrong
That's not the issue
I already did the pizza one
And now the stones one is fucking constantly glitching and it's very annoying
hmm, never heard of that glitching before, maybe try restarting your game
It has happened to me
Were you still in cut scene or you were outside the house?
I hahe multiple times

i did them , so he stops calling me
No Nitro
no more calls
Just open your map
Itll cancel the call
and you get a free car too 


Don't remember but I got my cash
Oh
the only 2 times i didnt revive payment for cayo when it crashed and luckily it happened in my friends panther run 
i just started gta again
bruh im so pissed
does anyone know how to fix the mantrap glitch
it stopped happening and now its happening again goddamnit
its so annoying
i started again because i wanted the opposite gender
Lol
running around as a female is just meh
What
Explain
Everyone just thinks your a male pretending to be female

- the cringe when people are feeling horni and mess with the characters outfit
yeah..
You watch kris?
yep
Oh
I do have a painting tho
So it's good
Ye
I think it's hard mode too
wait it isnt
So 1.3
Bruh thats panther
Im saying 1.3 for ru y
Ruby alone
Yes
π© somebody plz does anyone know how to fix mantrap glitch on diamond casino
yeah i was gonna say lol
i tried that
it doesnt work
tried way too many things
it mostly happens on gruppe sech big con
anyway hopefully someone knows how to fix it it might be my wifi tho
It's been happening for months for other ppl too
Oh
And says not enough players
Its by r * then ig
I play with my brother so we use the same wifi it might he our shit wifi
I'll reset the router or something
I mean unplug it π€£
Yea
I do it all the time
I'm saying when I said reset I meant unplug
Yea ik
Hey all how we doing?
good
Have a question for ya, if you had 3 other friends in your securoserv and needed to sell a 1M+ of nightclub product, how would you position each player?
Like oppressors/insurgents etc
To help protect you
Algood man
Is the minigun on the speedo accessible as the driver
Ah my bad thought you were replying to my question
Iβve never used the speedo man sorry
Oh ok
Should I do cyco or casino forst
@me if anyone ends up seeing my question π all for fun ofcourse, trying to sell stuff lately has been increasingly harder with all these griefers flying around
Cayo or casino which should I do. First?
Cayo
can we use insurgent pick up custom in setups
juggernauts fuck toreader
juggernaut one
Doomsday
Casino or Cayo? The reason why I am think Casino is becuse once it's done I get a free alarmed car
Ty
cayo
Issue is cost
kotsatka aint that expensive
just do few casinos 
I am thinking about paying an acrade to do casino, use that money from the casino to go into the cayo
good choice
salah
no
welcome to the club if you are

no
Yo
where you get this word then
the word before
from google transalte or some shit
lol
Tf
betul
Ruhh
betul
K
Did you guys know if you did the casino missons and hosted all of them you would get a free car!
wrong
I knew it but 1.6 mil for a penthouse is not worth my time
The car is good but
It's not that good
it can't beat the Armored Kuruma
My point
Walmart's version of Armored kuruma's glass
Armored Kuruma but with shitty interior + better explosives protection + discounted bulletproof glass + looks more like a Bentley
Only looks good
Bruh I never knew you can cancel cayo to get another primary
i mean its free so i dont really care
the glass is gonna crack after several bullet impacts
Armored Kuruma is op against 99% of armed NPCs
1%:
the normal kuruma is more op now
No explosive protection

Mjght buy the armored one
I don't really care for prices anymore
Imma come back to GTA
what
Exactly
So I don't want them to patch it and me have to spend 500k
can we use insurgent pick up in setups
Uhh yes
ywa
how
Select it
you can use normal insurgent
it doesnt show when selecting
who would win:
An armed military army
Armored Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X
u should be able to use pick up custom
Pick up custom is a greifer destroyer
Not for people with air vehicles like Lazar and mk2 tho
With 2 ppl
MK2 yes but aircraft s no
How
One driver and one gunner
A machine gun is not that powerful against a whole jet
After returning to GTA online imma buy a jet
Whats the best vehicle to counter griefers?
Solo
Matters what vehicle they have
Or duo
i am not able to request anti aircraft trailer with nightshark
Lets say oppressor
anti aircraft trailer isnt useful
Ik his last name barack
If you get the lock on
Ight
Imma give my opinion the akula is good for populated lobbies
Or anti aircraft
But idk
Because l don't have it
Akula has stealth teck
Wait I have the answer now
Obama Barack
is obirtal cannon
Miss = massive L
Nah
750k shot should be auto
And kill them
I one got cannoned only once
I've got it like 2 times
On my gta career
WAIT
Your PC and only twice
Must kill like nobosy
Nobody
I am from pc and got cannoned only once
I protect the weak
Would think it would be more
Since mods are so easy on pc
Against the greifers
No
From what I've heard
I don't have experience but it wreaks the game
Paid mods
Are what get you fucked
No cool down can blame it on you so rockstar thinks your modding
People mod in story mode
Yeah
That's ok
It doesn't harm anybody really
Online cheat engine s
Why do people mod in the first place
wrong
Some people use it for fun in story mode
Okay
I worked for my rank
Who that
At the enef
End
They tell you
Obamas last name π
nani the fuck
Lol
Is it true that you can find a rail gun in story mode because I see alot of tiktoks that say you can
tik toks is f a k e
Happy realisation
You lot
But the 00.1 you get people who actually show you one that's real
But they get like 5000 likes fake ones get 300k
Imma dip see you guys soon

mary
what
@wintry heron
there's quite a few yt videos on it, id say try out whatever they have to offer? it's possible and its not rlly all that wild, not like they're promising u a billion dollars or smth

thanks zia
same i am ready to die
dont

How much money do u get for winning a race?
you
no he said wortst
:smreia:
how do i check server level
is there a way
cause ik it says 20 but thatβs just cause the roles are like every 10
but i wanna see the exact
Yo I just got 2 Albany mananas in a row, is that lucky?
does it normally spawn there?
like at the location is does.
can you find it all the time?
then what is it.
Iβm gonna have a garage full of them. Ha.
what is the best heist for beginners?
cayo
am i gonna be able to do heists even if im only 8 rp
yes
when i send a notepad file in chat how to hide the preview
I am talking about the missions! Not the penthouse
Gather intel
Go to Procopio Beach

Does anyone play on epic
I'm facing an issue right now
Whenever I start the game, in the graphics settings, textures are always set to normal and the game looks like poop. Whenever I set it to very high, it asks me to restart the game and if I restart, the texture settings go back to normal
what's wrong
whats the meaning of lfg?
looking for game
looking for gay
:O
lmfao
kk, thx
looking for group
ohh, thx man

I think there should be an option when you right click saying remove embed, or you can see an X when you hover over the message. At least thats how it is for youtube links
fast response

Amogus
o
No
why
Because your like 10
No
Hi @dull summit
Well donβt sleep then
hi cocks
Hi deez
hi nuts
Seks
Hi wilma
wilma
Nuts
Wilma

Fit
ok
No
In your mouth
Yo
betul
π« dis chat estupida, you can't use that.
@wintry heron estupido puta
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
*idiota
Yes
Yes
Discord has died
Ok
You died
If I did I wouldn't be here
Piss off you still play with Lego
This is your ghost
Who?
If there was then prove it
ok
Him
Piss off
if it exist
Didn't know you would have suicidal thoughts after I said that
it doesnt have to be suicidal, maybe he wants to frame someone for his death
yeah
And then somewhat go into witness protection
When he isn't actually in witness protection
He is an uninformal witness protection
Witness protection for what? Nobody was convicted of anything! - Matto
Lol
You disingenuous dense mother fucker, you would have to know something about something or else you couldn't tie your shoes!
Matto? Fuck i have shit internet here at the hotel where I'm at
Chaos mod
my luck is always shit when i watch his stream he isnt playing gta most of the time
But Matto is not the best speedrunner in the speedrunning community
Its still good when he plays VR games
He hasn't speedrun in 2 years 
Modest Pelican is the best speedrunner
Feelsbadman
Lol
No way
No bro he never streams with face cam
yeah bro
No he doesn't
He does
he doesnt
He also shows his face on YouTube
Yes I do
No bro
no bro
You clearly don't
Wrong
yeah i have been watching him since 2001
If I didn't I wouldn't say his disingenuous dense motherfucker line

I've been watching him since 1969
Everybody knows that
YouTube wasn't out then
my grandpa watch him since 1941
You disingenuous dense motherfucker
See? You clearly don't know anything you disingenuous dense motherfucker, you obviously don't know anything about anything because you say youtube didn't exist in 1969
See? You clearly don't know anything you disingenuous dense motherfucker, you obviously don't know anything about anything because you say youtube didn't exist in 1969
See? You clearly don't know anything you disingenuous dense motherfucker, you obviously don't know anything about anything because you say youtube didn't exist in 1969

blame xia
5 cayos for 8 dollars that like 8mil
Blame xia
Dead chat xddddd
lol
I blame myself
d
do any of u play gta?
Nope, only ac
fr
Do you play agt, ozdiac?
β
What how
Ok
I'm cute
fuck u zia
Yssup a ru
Be nice and sweet
yssup smom ru kcus i
oN
pussaw
@wintry heron ? Eh you tryna pretend to be me?
i said ur mom sucked my pussy
Damn
swag

Should I buy the scramjett?

Can I use it in heist setups?
yes
Well time to buy it
I'm cute
no
Caidoz the fortnite clickbait scumbag
guys
to customise my mk2
what should i add
to terabite
weapon workshop or specialized workshop
Nvm i found it out
its specialized
Guys I have a question
So wait how do people mod cars
And like merge them
Idk what it is but everyone telling me itβs possible
Just experienced the pain that dave causes
I jumped out of my heli to parachute into facility and then he called

I played gta online and called by dave 2 times only bc i don't rlly care abt my nc
Yo
Sup
Whatβs some good off road trucks
Caracara 4x4
Okay ty
sup
Pursuit race starting wish me luck cya
WONDERFUL
No custom cars
5 stars
AND
Fucking rain
lol
what car are u using
Calico
Kk we starting another one
This time it's
3 stars custom cars and not raining
Beautiful
Kk wish me luvk
gl
Cayo is so glitchy atm
@alpine bobcat Damn u still doing races?????
Nah I just started again
Oh
Bro I haven't done that shit in 2 weeks or so
Donβt blame you itβs so buggy
Yes it's
It is
Not rlly π
But when you get close
Sometimes the game gives me different loadout than what I have
They not sideways
Imma fucking kill those cops if they fuck me up
Ok we starting wish me luck
lol
What happened?
You are adopted
Without any problems
BUT
When I go trough
Fucking cop car comes from side road
And bumps the shit out of me
Stfu

@wintry heron 1v1 this nub
U on ps4?
Nah he on switch bro
I don't use rpgs
Actually on mobile
Well i do
Ok add me
@alpine bobcat can u buy me ps plus pls
lmfao
I haven't played in a month
He already accepted his fate @alpine bobcat
I'm good at races tho
Kk we starting
Can anyone help me with 2 series a setups then the heist
Id smoke you
Hello sir/maam
If you need any sort of help regarding the game please refer to the lfg channels as this is a general chat
Thank you for your cooperation
Cya wish me luck
Hope u end up in the last place
amen
No need to be toxic on fking game

π
Lzzzzz Lzzzzz Lzzzzz Lzzzzz
Noob
1-0
cry about it
How old are you?
9
Im 2
jk jk
at least 9
bcs i've heard his voice before
im 3
and it's more than 9 defo
Stfu no u didnt
ok
yeah
ig i didnt then
he is 2
Am 9 months old
U still in ur momma lmao
im still in the womb before my mother got pregnant ezezezez
im still a sperm
Yall were born?
my dad let me play
I'm still not conceived
gta 5
Why
yeah
Idc lol
Ur just bad at the game
I don't even know what L means
2nd
Imagine someone like u playing gta
Still not 1st
Ur bad lmao
yeah
Stfu

@ruby turret ure level 50 right?
in gta
No here

He lvl 1.4k and rep lvl 82
yeah
For doing cayo
Let's assume something happened and u can't be active anymore on dis and u come and I'm higher level can I call u nub?
rockstar someone hacked my cayo perico that it gave me 1.5 million

Rockstar pls dont ban me
I have a wife and two kosatkas
Why would it ban u?
And a Toreador

Yes
Higher lvl = better
Oh a and i have a rogue too, professional says its a good plane
ok
and i hate griefers
and tryhards
Oh oh and my favourite jet
The infamous V-65 Molotok!
Yes it's the easier to land on muzza bunk
i dont like pvp, i think everyone should be friendly
Easiest
Damn guy only 4.5k messages left
Rockstar hackdd my cayo perico i only got 1.5m wtf rockstar!!!!!
oh oh a and im a big fanboy of professional and ghillie master
I think i think
Lmao
The pro
Lazer's explosive cannons should br removed
The pro gets salty over everything
i hope rockstar will remove them
Anyone who thinks otherwise should be banned by rockstar!!!!
im a pro gamer i never use oppressor mk2
I hope rockstar removes weaponized vehicles i hate them, why can't people just be friendly
Gta nerds
π€
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@wintry heron what level are u on gta?
π€
π€
π€
Level 9 i just started but i hate grifrs oppreessir mk2 should be removed the missiles are too op π€
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What should I blast while showering
π³
π³
nah
La lalala lalala laaaaaaa
Brrrrrrr
play can i put my balls in yo jaw
ok

braaa
Nice
pap pap pap pa
ok
What's better the chaff or flare countermeasures
Flare
Ur mom



His Turismo R


lol
The fuck
You canβt kill juggernaut in cayo now wtf
wtf
I have a clip
Ok let me get it on my phone
K
Sernandoe is gay
I head shot him 2 times
And he didnβt die
Games fucked
Yes
I shot him in the face he didn't die
Exactly
game is shit
Can u melee tho?
Oh
Hello sir/maam
If you need any sort of help regarding the game please refer to the lfg channels as this is a general chat
Thank you for your cooperation
anna

Lel
irl race or gta π
gta

bruh how many copycats of cow's are here

Lol
Lol I gotta get all my roles back
well u dont rlly have to kill him
thats true but u can still do the heist without killing him
yeah that happens
I can it'll take little bit longer
true
ig we cant do anything until they fix him





