🚔┃gta-discussion

[wintry heron]

Jk

[dull summit]

Let’s try catch kxnq in 4K

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

How will we do it

[dull summit]

Bait him

[wintry heron]

Is he even online

[dull summit]

Idk

[wintry heron]

He is

[tawdry wagon]

Yo guys

I got 3m

What should I buy

[dull summit]

I got 10 mil piss off

[tawdry wagon]

I want a fun cat or something

[wintry heron]

❤️❤️

[tawdry wagon]

Car

[wintry heron]

I have a fun cat

[tawdry wagon]

I started gta 1 hour ago

Chill tf down

[wintry heron]

No

I have 40 million

Wrong

Xia

[tender plover]

omg i got in touch with a friend i havent talked to in like 2 years

[wintry heron]

No nitro @tender plover L

[tawdry wagon]

What is a fun car for 3m

[wintry heron]

Nothing

Jk

No

No

[dull summit]

Is a milf

[wintry heron]

Wrong

She is not a car

Ok

No

Wrong

Yes

No

[amber maple]

No

[wintry heron]

No

Wrong

[amber maple]

No

[wintry heron]

Ok

Estupido puta

[amber maple]

English pls

[wintry heron]

No

Pendejo

[dull summit]

If I was to get £1 for every time I’ve rode @wintry heron mum I’d be a billionaire

[wintry heron]

Wrong

[amber maple]

Am I allowed to type in my language?

[tawdry wagon]

Lol

[dull summit]

No

[wintry heron]

No

[manic storm]

Been rearranging my cars

[amber maple]

Oh ok

[wintry heron]

Ok

[manic storm]

It's taking too long

[amber maple]

Yea

[dull summit]

Ok

[wintry heron]

[amber maple]

I put everything together

[wintry heron]

Ghost ping

No

[dull summit]

Caught in 4K

[manic storm]

Hold up wait a minute. Something ain't right

[wintry heron]

I got pinged again 😠

[dull summit]

Damn not looking good for you atm @wintry heron

Caught you twice in the past 10 mins

[wintry heron]

What nasty

[wintry heron]

Shh were trying to get a different guy, i have to be sus

[dull summit]

Congratulations “nasty” has now been unlocked in you vocabulary

[tender plover]

i will flex tmrw

[wintry heron]

No

Not aloud

Why tho

Bc

@wintry heron

Oh yes your mother

Yes my mumma

[sour spear]

I use my mothers credit card

[wintry heron]

For seggs?

@wintry heron u are horny fot sure

[amber maple]

I think he is

[wintry heron]

Wrong

[sour spear]

What message😐

[wintry heron]

Im trying to catch someone in

[amber maple]

Oh

Good luck then

[sour spear]

And then u watch a video thats at 144p

Yea ik im telling 1 man jokes but 😐

[strong ridge]

Autoshop is the free property atm with prime yes?

My prime is active and I got my 100k, but I'm still waiting for the discount to come through, if I buy it would R* Rebate it?

[dull summit]

No facility is

[strong ridge]

Do you know which one?

Because they are all showing as full price too, and google is saying its the Strawberry Autoshop

[rotund pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/708874087484620862/876864021167484990/image0.jpg

[dull summit]

Nope it’s the facility

[rotund pawn]

[torn shuttle]

best money making method aprt from cayo?

[rotund pawn]

Casino heist

[wintry heron]

Yeah lmfao

Who else could it be

[rotund pawn]

-1 crates

[wintry heron]

Not twodoor for sure

[strong ridge]

Do you know which one?

[rotund pawn]

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

right? @alpine bobcat

[torn shuttle]

no i mean like mc business like cocaine bunker etc

[rotund pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/587404182861119508/876883250889519124/DoYdXkZM9OLAKwTt.mp4

plan
E

[sour spear]

E

[amber maple]

[tawdry wagon]

Guys what is an insanely fun car for 2.9m

Or less

[terse lava]

Uh I'd scramjet

Or save up & get the scramjet

[tawdry wagon]

I don’t got enough ):

Is there a drift car ?

[terse lava]

How much is it

[tawdry wagon]

3.4m

In a bit I’ll do cayo

[terse lava]

Calico is a good car for racing

[tawdry wagon]

After a buy a cat

I’d there a fun drift car

Btw I’m a level 3 lol

[terse lava]

Scramjet is great for a different kind of drifting

[tawdry wagon]

O

[terse lava]

Level 3 & you unlocked Cayo?

Damn

[tawdry wagon]

Yes sir

My main account got reset for trying a dupe in tuners update

[terse lava]

LMAO

[tawdry wagon]

So I bought gta again

[terse lava]

F

[tawdry wagon]

On a new account lol

And did cayo

Like twice

[terse lava]

Ah cool

[tawdry wagon]

Now I got 2987063

Cash

[terse lava]

Nice

[tawdry wagon]

Uh I need a good drift car like an insanely fast and Good one

[terse lava]

I'm not sure about which cars are good at drifting

[tawdry wagon]

Oh

Drifting is fun right

[terse lava]

But a car which in general is fun to mess with is scramjet

Yeah it is

[tawdry wagon]

Yeah but on my old account

[terse lava]

But I don't know which ones are the best ones

[tawdry wagon]

It was a pool magnet

So yeah

Idk if I wanna get it

[terse lava]

Lmao fair

[tawdry wagon]

I always needed to pay 10k

One time I jumped out of a cargo jet

With the scram jet

And landed in the fucking smallest pool ever

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-long-caster-my-beloved-ace-combat7-gif-21020933

[rotund pawn]

Dinka RT3000 or Annis Remus

[alpine bobcat]

Bro I have 1110 crates u dumbass

[tawdry wagon]

Where can I find them

[rotund pawn]

Remus requires a bit more skill than the RT, both very fun

[tawdry wagon]

Oh ok

[rotund pawn]

southern san andreas stuff

[tawdry wagon]

Are they fast ?

[rotund pawn]

not top of the class for racing

[tawdry wagon]

Oh ok thanks

I’ll just mess around since I’m a level 6

[brazen terrace]

What vehicles have the clifford logo during the entirety of the doomsday heist?

[dull summit]

Fagio mk2

[brazen terrace]

knew that was coming lol

[sturdy jasper]

Lol

[dull summit]

@wintry heron

[amber maple]

[dull summit]

@wintry heron

[amber maple]

[dull summit]

@c

[amber maple]

[tender plover]

[dull summit]

Weee

[tender plover]

[wintry heron]

I swear i joined this game at the best moment, cayo perico is the one and only shit

[tender plover]

[dull summit]

Huh

[tender plover]

#💵idle-miner

[dull summit]

Correct cayo is shit

[tender plover]

[wintry heron]

The real shit ma boi

[dull summit]

Yes it is really shit

[amber maple]

He means it's trash

[mint zealot]

Cayo bad

[wintry heron]

Anyone who says otherwise can get tortured with buisnesses

[dull summit]

Wdym

[amber maple]

Yacht is the way my friend

[wintry heron]

Even diamond heist isnt as good as cayo since the preps take longer

[amber maple]

I made 1000b

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ayy-gtfo-outta-here-doggo-gif-20198009

[dull summit]

Cayo is shit

It’s trash

[wintry heron]

Yeah i have 10m dollsr boi

[dull summit]

Worst heist in the game

[mint zealot]

@dull summit agree

[wintry heron]

Lol ok

[dull summit]

Do you not agree?

[wintry heron]

Prison heist is 10x better

Ball balls in my nameeeee

Stop playing stupid u know by now i dont

My name is @dull summit

[dull summit]

You’re dumb

The heist is shit

No one thinks it good

[wintry heron]

And i like to have balls next to me all the time

[wintry heron]

Which ones

[dull summit]

Yes to constantly suck on

[wintry heron]

if it ain't the prison break heist I'm not doing it

[dull summit]

Suck mine ?

[wintry heron]

Ah yeah thats a B

[dull summit]

?

[wintry heron]

best heist in the game

Too bad the alarm will trigger anyway

[dull summit]

?

[wintry heron]

that's what I've been saying

[dull summit]

Prison break takes more skill than cayo which is sad

Very sad

[wintry heron]

They are too lazy to make a situation where u dont trigger the alarm

[dull summit]

No it just wouldn’t be realistic

[wintry heron]

cayo takes no skill it's just easy money

Nah the only ghing thats hard on that is the random ppl

[dull summit]

Not that the game is realistic

[dull summit]

Casino is 1000 times better

[wintry heron]

Constanlty rushing and dying

Casini is shit

Takes too long to prep

[dull summit]

Sounds like something a newb would say

A newb that has no skill

[wintry heron]

Whats with it if im a newbie huh

casino was really good when first came out you could've gotten like 3mill per heist

[dull summit]

@alpine bobcat

[wintry heron]

How is that

[dull summit]

Explain to @wintry heron why casino is good and cayo is shit

[wintry heron]

Diamonds ?

no the money was bugged

Man u can b2b cayo but thats another topic

[amber maple]

Can you explain for me too

[dull summit]

Okay lemme explain so one type

[amber maple]

In a nutshell

[wintry heron]

Dont mind these peasants

[amber maple]

Cayo is shit I agree

[wintry heron]

Diamond aint better

[amber maple]

But I want to know what makes casino good

[alpine bobcat]

@dull summit

@wintry heron gimme a sec

[dull summit]

Explain to @wintry heron y cayo is shit and casino is better

[alpine bobcat]

Look at you, you're a typical GTA player, doing cayo all day long. you're a regular cayo grinder. If you'd swallow a fly you'd have more brain in your stomach than in your head. Cayo takes 0 skill to begin with. The guards are deafer than deaf and blinder than blind. the heist is glitchy, buggy, and overpowered yet it takes no skill. And let's don't forget that cayo is repetitive and lame as shit. Casino is fun, needs friends, and isn't that repetitive. If you don't like it accept the fact that you don't have any friends to do casino with. If you'd have 1 single working braincell you won't compare heists money-wise like you do. You'd compare them totally at 100% for what they actually are. Cayo hack takes no skill, can actually be done in 0.01s if you have good RNG and your hack is already completed when you start it (happened to me). Casino hacking actually takes skill and braincells. Cayo is just counting to 6. Congrats you can now count you got on the level of a 2 year old. You get some shitty ass overpriced target, and some secondary targets and leave the island within 6mins with some overpriced shits in your duffel bag. it's actually hilarious how some people call cayo hacking or anything else skills "I'm an experienced grabber" in casino being a good hacker takes skill and braincells which most cayo grinders don't have. Therefore casino heist> gayo Gayrico heist

Here

Read this

[wintry heron]

There is no damb reason to grind anything else if u have cayo unlocked

I sint reading that shit

[amber maple]

Casino too

[wintry heron]

Hell might aswell report u for spam lmao

[dull summit]

Lemme break it down for you dax

[alpine bobcat]

How's that spamming?

Lmao?

[amber maple]

I did it first time np

[dull summit]

😂

[amber maple]

Except for hacking

[twin hedge]

Lol

Gtg in 10mins

[alpine bobcat]

Man's really thinks sending a long message is spam

[twin hedge]

Lol

[wintry heron]

Who said im a man

[alpine bobcat]

Me.

[wintry heron]

Did u just assume ma gender

[twin hedge]

Me

[alpine bobcat]

Yes I did

[twin hedge]

Yes

[alpine bobcat]

That's exactly what I did

[wintry heron]

U getting canceled

Soon

On twiter

[alpine bobcat]

By you?

[wintry heron]

And reddit

[dull summit]

Lol

[amber maple]

Actually casino takes skill if u are using different approaches

[wintry heron]

And robloz

[alpine bobcat]

Lmao idgaf

[amber maple]

Bugstars is kinda tough

[twin hedge]

Lol

[wintry heron]

I would be worried if u took me seriously

Real talk tho pc lobbys are seen as shit compared to consol

[dull summit]

I would be worried if you think cayo is good

[twin hedge]

No

[wintry heron]

Thanks to moders

[twin hedge]

No

[wintry heron]

How the fuq RG let this happen

[amber maple]

Yes it's bad

[wintry heron]

Its a fuucking paid game

[amber maple]

But I don't have much friends

So am forced to do it's

Thankfully I no longer do

[wintry heron]

Idgaf what u think about cayo, nothing beats its money income

[twin hedge]

Cayo be good for grinding ez money fast

[amber maple]

It's bland and boring af

[wintry heron]

Thats why its best

[twin hedge]

Yep

[wintry heron]

The only thing thats borring is the damn repetetive preps

[twin hedge]

True

[dull summit]

How can someone who’s just started playing the game say cayo is best

[wintry heron]

Otherwise i like finding new ways to do the final

[twin hedge]

Same with casino tho

[amber maple]

And approach

[amber maple]

Idk

Casino and original heists are so fun

[wintry heron]

It doesnt take a fucking rocket scientist to know whats more efficient

[twin hedge]

True

[wintry heron]

I have a fucking super yacht

How do u think i got that huh

[amber maple]

But like I said no friends

[dull summit]

Yacht is the best way to make money

[amber maple]

Exactly

[twin hedge]

I like doing casino aggressive when idc abt money and just want fun

[amber maple]

I like to do secks

To punch the guard

[wintry heron]

I like getting on sparrow in launch some messiles

[twin hedge]

Lame

[amber maple]

Lame

[wintry heron]

Or terrobyte in the middle of city

[dull summit]

You get on the sparrow?

[amber maple]

I think he does

[wintry heron]

Dont be peasants now

There is no need for sexual talk

[twin hedge]

I gotta run mics and lights in tech today for theater

Gtg in 2 mins

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ayy-gtfo-outta-here-doggo-gif-20198009

[twin hedge]

Wth

Why

[mint zealot]

[twin hedge]

Just why

[wintry heron]

Stop spaming that shit

[twin hedge]

Ikr

[mint zealot]

I'm going to smash you into the pavement

[wintry heron]

Fucking furries

[twin hedge]

Ye

[wintry heron]

Whats more degenerates than furries huh

[mint zealot]

Nazis

[twin hedge]

Lol idfk

[mint zealot]

White supremacists

Conservatives

Right wing nutjobs

[wintry heron]

Fucking animals huh ?

[twin hedge]

Well I gtg

[mint zealot]

No one is fucking animals

[wintry heron]

Did u watch so much fucking p to end like this lmao

[twin hedge]

Cya dax

[wintry heron]

Cya buddy

[dull summit]

@wintry heron caught in 4K

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/emiru-caught-4k-caught-in4k-exposed-gif-21111026

[dull summit]

Another name

[wintry heron]

Damn that fit tho

[mint zealot]

You finally noticed

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/missile-war-fire-gif-9210231

[wintry heron]

Ur like a terrorist

[mint zealot]

no

[wintry heron]

Yes

U like to bomb dtuff

[mint zealot]

Belka did nothing wrong

[wintry heron]

Stuff

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/russia-soviet-missile-missile-truck-rocket-truck-gif-18785324

[wintry heron]

Chill with the bombing

[mint zealot]

I'm going to bomb you until every cell of your body gets completely wiped out

[wintry heron]

Ok

Can I buy ur house

[mint zealot]

No

[wintry heron]

Whyy

Thats tight

[tender plover]

pancake bot sucks i lost all my money in blackjack

[mint zealot]

Why the fuck do you want my house

[mint zealot]

F

[wintry heron]

Bc

[mint zealot]

You didn't even listen to the song I sent you

Smh

[wintry heron]

I did

It has no words

And sounds cool

[tender plover]

place the bomb on the inside

[strong imp]

Chernobog

[wintry heron]

I listen to everything u send me

[mint zealot]

That's not a chernobog, that's just a standard missile truck

[sturdy jasper]

Hi @mint zealot

[strong imp]

😕

[mint zealot]

Bye @sturdy jasper

[sturdy jasper]

Bye @mint zealot

[wintry heron]

Hii @sturdy jasper

[sturdy jasper]

Hii @mint zealot

[mint zealot]

I am not in a good mood today so I'm going to retire before I start cursing out everyone

[sturdy jasper]

Wait

[mint zealot]

[sturdy jasper]

Whats the new name?

[wintry heron]

Ur mum

[sturdy jasper]

Damn

[sturdy onyx]

how many fps everyone gets in gta5 i need to know how to boost fps my fps capped at 60

[dull summit]

Lol

[sturdy jasper]

Why new name tho

[wintry heron]

Bc u got a 1780 pc

[wintry heron]

Bc

She can

[sturdy onyx]

i need to know how to boost fps my fps capped at 60

[sturdy jasper]

What referens

[wintry heron]

Just stop asking questions

[sturdy jasper]

Nope

[wintry heron]

Yes

It’s annoying

[sturdy jasper]

Well answer it

[wintry heron]

No

Piss off

[sturdy jasper]

So i can stop

Fuck you

[wintry heron]

Nty

I will when i want

[sturdy jasper]

Owo

[mint zealot]

Ace combat reference

Smh

[sturdy onyx]

i need to know how to boost fps my fps capped at 60

[sturdy jasper]

Oh

[mint zealot]

All my names are gonna be ace combat references until I run out

[sturdy jasper]

Lol

[wintry heron]

Now u can stfu @sturdy jasper

[sturdy jasper]

Ok

[mint zealot]

Turn off Vsync

[sturdy jasper]

So why witch

[sturdy onyx]

Thats it?

[mint zealot]

Yes

Either that or get a better pc

[sturdy onyx]

Damn im getting 400 fps

[mint zealot]

You wouldn't get it unless you play Ace combat

[sturdy jasper]

Oki

[amber maple]

[sturdy jasper]

[wintry heron]

idk, you changed your name

[gusty tree]

Guys after when I shoot my homed missles off my mk 2 why can’t I shoot any more?

[amber maple]

They finished

Duh

[topaz ridge]

@gusty tree you have limited rockets

[runic iris]

you only get 20

[gusty tree]

How do I refill it

[amber maple]

Terrobyte

[runic iris]

go to your terrorbyte

[gusty tree]

Ok

[topaz ridge]

Or just send it back to storage then call another one

[amber maple]

Let ps guys help ps guys

Gaybox guy with gaybox guys

Guys*

Im joking

I see u lecturing therr

[topaz ridge]

I was just gonna say both gtas are the same :")

[amber maple]

Oh

Ik

But I was joking

Btw u see my name?

Memorize it

[topaz ridge]

I know I know

Also nah I'm gooood

[amber maple]

Coz u will hear it in ps 10 reveal event

[topaz ridge]

Lmfaoooo

[amber maple]

Idk what gaybox it will be by then

Ok enough toxicity

[wintry heron]

No u dont

You dont even know many crates u lose if ur warehouse gets raided

[lavish owl]

any level 90 and up people here on xbox i need teammates for a couple heists

[topaz ridge]

@amber maple atleast gay box dont sound like a air plane after like 3 years of use :")

[lavish owl]

💀

[wintry heron]

Hello sir/maam
If you need any sort of help regarding the game please refer to the fucking lfg channels as this is a general chat

Thank you for your cooperation

[dull summit]

Lfg

[amber maple]

Hi there

[lavish owl]

maybe if i went there and it wasnt dead i wouldnt be desperate now would i.

[torn shuttle]

hey

[amber maple]

It sounds like a vacuum

Whick is worse

[torn shuttle]

please someone help me with sonar i beg

[wintry heron]

If u dont find anyone there then you won't have any luck here bud

[topaz ridge]

Xboxs stay quite only time they make a noise is switching games

[torn shuttle]

i cant even get on my sub without getting 1 tapped

[lavish owl]

i didnt know that and i tested my luck no need to be fucking rude about it :)

[amber maple]

Yee

Still cant share games

[topaz ridge]

Iv had mine like 3/4 years silant as hell had a ps4 after a year it would sound like a taking of air plane :")

Lmfao true

[wintry heron]

Im not rude, its a joke
A tradition

Traditions must be respected

[topaz ridge]

But we can set primary xbox

Which let's the other person down load there games

[alpine bobcat]

U got no proof

[lavish owl]

both xbox and playstation is ass

real ones play nintendo 3ds

[topaz ridge]

Lmfao

[amber maple]

Didn't they lock the games on acc?

[alpine bobcat]

I'm too good to get raided that's why I don't know

[amber maple]

And ps won 8th gen

[wintry heron]

You dont either of your 1110 crates

[topaz ridge]

@amber maple nah I still have a friend who uses my account

[lavish owl]

i never got raided in my life

[amber maple]

Then they changed it

[wintry heron]

Thats one proof that u dont have 1110 crates

[topaz ridge]

Same @lavish owl

[amber maple]

At launch u can give a disc to her friend

[wintry heron]

ill get elite on doomsday heist on Nintendo for u

[amber maple]

Cant

[lavish owl]

honestly i feel if i got security it would never ever happen

[lavish owl]

honestly there need to be a new console because the gaystation and gaybox wars need to end

both are identical in different company’s and exlcusives💀

[wintry heron]

Playbox?

[lavish owl]

🤔he has a point

[topaz ridge]

Honestly I had both and probably enjoyed them both

PC better tho sorry

[lavish owl]

i wanna get the ps5

[runic iris]

i like ps4 just for the exclusives

xbox has a better controller tho

[lavish owl]

i cant play pc my 13 yr old fingers cant handle keyboard and mouse for everything

[wintry heron]

I played on pc when i was 8

90's games btw

Not gta sa or some shit

[topaz ridge]

I'm building a pc rn

[lavish owl]

great job jimmy

[topaz ridge]

Still gonna get the xbox series x and ps5 tho I'll never move on from console

[lavish owl]

should i get the ps5 or series gay i mean x

[topaz ridge]

Both

[lavish owl]

im not bill gates

[topaz ridge]

There both pretty good honestly

Lmfaooooooooo

[lavish owl]

and im black so theres only one option

[topaz ridge]

I'd go with series x in my opinion if I could only have 1

[lavish owl]

interesting

ok

[wintry heron]

How does being black limit your options

[topaz ridge]

Iv had all the play stations except ps5 and I just prefer xbox in my opinion

[dull summit]

Yo

[topaz ridge]

Dont buy one rn tho the prices there at you can build almost a mid end pc lmfao

Wait till prices come down

I still see the second hand shops near me trying to sell ps5 for like 740

Like wut 👀

[prime hawk]

Series x op

[dull summit]

I got one ooooo

[prime hawk]

Unfortunately not available in my area

[dull summit]

F

F

[final patrol]

The cheapest a ps5 in my country from an actual store and not a scalper is 650 euros for the 400 euro version (the cheap one) lmfao I'll have to wait a fucking decade to get the ps5 or series x

[dull summit]

If you’re on an old Xbox one or PS4 fat f your you

[prime hawk]

There r blu-ray and non bray versions of ps5

[dull summit]

No more updates

[twin hedge]

No

[dull summit]

Nope

Only next gen

[final patrol]

Breh

[topaz ridge]

@final patrol I'f I was to go buy one online rn it's like 650/700 here it's so stupid considering they wasnt even this price when it came out and second hand shops really trying to upscale them because of the demand

I'm just going to buy a series s which is the cheaper new gen for xbox

[lavish owl]

black parent

[dull summit]

I was stupid and got a series x but all my games are digital not disc so I should’ve gotten the the series S 😭

[topaz ridge]

Like 250 for series s and its bassicly the same thing as a series x xD just 250 cheaper and a lil more limited

Lmfao uh you defo should there isnt alot of diffrence honestly unless you have a top end tv to go with it

[dull summit]

And no disc drive

[topaz ridge]

Yeah I dont really use discs I have like MW on disc but I can just buy that digitally

I use game pass alot

XD

[dull summit]

R u not building a pc?

[topaz ridge]

Yeahhh but I'm still sticking with console

[dull summit]

Oh

[sage geyser]

What should I buy with 5 mil?

[wintry heron]

Dependd

[topaz ridge]

My case and graphics card came yesterday

[wintry heron]

Depends

[dull summit]

Strippers

[torn shuttle]

yooo

[wintry heron]

What you have and don't have

[sage geyser]

Bruh

[wintry heron]

I already have all businesses

[lavish sky]

Opp mk2 if you don't have it yet
Or buy businesses

[sage geyser]

Idk say something

[wintry heron]

[dull summit]

Sorry buy faggio mk 2

[wintry heron]

Buy a opp mke

Mk2

[sage geyser]

I have mk2

[wintry heron]

With missles?

[dull summit]

Get faggio mk2 then

[wintry heron]

Ikr

Lmao

[sage geyser]

Yea

[lavish sky]

Do you have all the Businesses?

[wintry heron]

Oh

[gray valley]

yo

[wintry heron]

@dull summit

[sage geyser]

Basically

[wintry heron]

Do you have submarine

[sage geyser]

Yes

[dull summit]

@wintry heron

[kind helm]

Does anyone want to do duffel bag with me

[wintry heron]

I would just say dream cars at that point

[sage geyser]

Have all

[lavish sky]

Buy a hydra or deluxo or Kanjali tank or toreador

[wintry heron]

Bruh

[sage geyser]

Got them

[lavish sky]

Fuck

[wintry heron]

Than juat

Just

[wintry heron]

Dms

Oo

[lavish sky]

What don't you have?

[wintry heron]

You can buy upgrades

I might buy the tank and opp mk2

[sage geyser]

Done all upgrades

[lavish sky]

Buy ruiner 2000

[sage geyser]

Wheres that?

[wintry heron]

I'll help you get trade price for it

Trade price for it is fun to get

All you need is special vehicle cargo

And I'll help you

[lavish sky]

Ruiner 2000 is at warstock

[sage geyser]

I'll get the fire truck full price 🥲

[wintry heron]

I would say get the ruiner

[dull summit]

Ok

[wintry heron]

Trade price

Saves 1.3

Mil

[gray valley]

[amber maple]

The x Is significantly better perf

[wintry heron]

What should I buy

If I had 5 mil

[gray valley]

sub

[wintry heron]

Already have it

[amber maple]

What ever u feel

[topaz ridge]

@amber maple not really not to the noticable eye you have to have like a massivly better tv and be up close to notice the diffrence

[wintry heron]

I've had it for like 3 months

[gray valley]

sparow

[wintry heron]

I have all my dream cars

Game is kinda boring

[amber maple]

Where I live on x is equivalent to 2 s

[lavish sky]

Ruiner 2000 or toreador or opp mk2 or hydra or deluxo

[wintry heron]

Yoo

[amber maple]

So it is

[dull summit]

buy a FAGGIO

MK2

[topaz ridge]

Iv watched probably like 4/5 hours worth of videos comparing the two because I cant decide which one to buy

[wintry heron]

I have a hydra and a lazar

[amber maple]

For fps people

[sage geyser]

I have everything I want now I don't know what to do

[dull summit]

Ok

[wintry heron]

Ruiner already

[amber maple]

But if u don't care u won't notice

The s 60 fps

[wintry heron]

Toreador is low key over hyped

In my opinion

[amber maple]

X 120

[dull summit]

Yes

[rotund pawn]

Toreador sucks

[wintry heron]

I don't like it

[lavish sky]

S is alot cheaper

[dull summit]

Very

[rotund pawn]

Stromberg better

[lavish sky]

I love it

[dull summit]

No shit

[lavish sky]

Hell nah

[amber maple]

Some ppl don't know that

[rotund pawn]

is the truth

Toreador cringe Stromberg based

[sage geyser]

What cars can you put the traction all the way down?

[wintry heron]

Stromberg is legit toredor with no boost

[gray valley]

what should i do with 100mill

[wintry heron]

👍

[lavish sky]

Toreador is basically stromberg mk2

[lunar flame]

mk2 superior

[amber maple]

Less armor

[rotund pawn]

Mk2 bad

[gray valley]

true

[wintry heron]

Faggio mk6

[rotund pawn]

Mk1 good

[amber maple]

Less protection

[lunar flame]

for travel good

[wintry heron]

Mk1 takes more skill

[gray valley]

no jokes like fr what should i do tho

[lunar flame]

for fun

[wintry heron]

yacht

Buy everything

[lavish sky]

Buy super yacht

[rotund pawn]

Mk1 for pvp

[lunar flame]

lazer + yacht

[rotund pawn]

Mk2 for uhhhh

[wintry heron]

Mk2 is for griefers

[rotund pawn]

the uhhhh

[wintry heron]

And grinders

[rotund pawn]

the gotdamn uhhhh

[lunar flame]

TRAVEL

[gray valley]

all ready have a yhat and 5 lazars

[wintry heron]

Im afraid of the flying bike

[rotund pawn]

If i wanna travel i just job tp

[wintry heron]

[rotund pawn]

or use mk1

[gray valley]

i meen i could just by faggios till i run out of money

[lunar flame]

you can job tp on console?

[wintry heron]

Cayo is best heist for money

[rotund pawn]

yes

[lunar flame]

i chase people on my mk2 but dont attack them.

[lunar flame]

bruh

[gray valley]

for solo players yea

[wintry heron]

Absolute menace

Chases people

With mk2

But doesn't attack

[rotund pawn]

ngl deluxo op

[lavish sky]

I chase people in Lazer and attack them

[gray valley]

true has ruiner missles

[sour spear]

No toreader OP

[wintry heron]

you gotta chase them with homing on so they get scared

[rotund pawn]

toreador fucking sucks

get behind toreador and it shits itself

[gray valley]

💀

[wintry heron]

Lmao

[rotund pawn]

I've slapped multiple toreacringes with deluxo, mk1 and scramjet

[sour spear]

😑

[wintry heron]

I would think a 6.5 mil plane couldn't get slapped by a mk2

But it only stands one missle

[lavish sky]

Or I orbital strike griefers

[lunar flame]

im evil

[wintry heron]

[gray valley]

guys should i be a no life and stay up and do 15+ cayos

[wintry heron]

Obirtal cannon is the biggest waste of money

It's legit 500 for ammo to kill someone

[lunar flame]

i never thought the torreador would be used for griefing

[wintry heron]

Or 750k

[lavish sky]

Not if I have 64mil

[gray valley]

or orb the whole lobby like a boss

[rotund pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-hakan-gif-18580550

[sour spear]

[gray valley]

the fade

[rotund pawn]

[sour spear]

[twin hedge]

Dude

Every time that I log on that damn vid is there

[grim silo]

I'm completing the og heists for the first time and I know there's a bonus for completing them in the correct order. If I go back to redo a heist I already completed before I've finished them all will it screw up the bonus?

[rotund pawn]

[dull summit]

Yo

[sour spear]

[dull summit]

No one cares

[sour spear]

Its a joke

[sour spear]

[grim silo]

PC 😆

[dull summit]

Jokes are meant to be funny

[sour spear]

That would have been better

[torn shuttle]

how do you do replay glitch cayo

[sour spear]

Well im laughing since i said a 1 man joke

[lofty lark]

[lunar flame]

ask one of the mods

[gray valley]

Yo how much money u guys have

[dull summit]

Ask rock

[lunar flame]

ur mom is very valuable

[torn shuttle]

no i will get banned i swear

[dull summit]

11m

[lofty lark]

40k and a turtle

[sour spear]

🧢

[gray valley]

true

[lunar flame]

if you know glitching is against the rules, why are you asking here?

[sage geyser]

What cars are drift cars?

[dull summit]

Want me to log on and show?

[lunar flame]

faggio mod

[umbral falcon]

[sour spear]

But how

[dull summit]

Wdym

[sour spear]

I can barely even stay at 6 million😭

[dull summit]

Lol

[tawdry wagon]

L

[umbral falcon]

then dont stay

[tawdry wagon]

I spent all my money on drift cars

I can’t even drift

[gray valley]

i feel you well used to feel you

[dull summit]

?

[tawdry wagon]

Lol

[twin hedge]

Hi

[tawdry wagon]

Hi

[gray valley]

hi

[sour spear]

Cause i always spend it on sports cars cause they look so bada$$

[twin hedge]

I'm back

[fringe juniper]

I just spent 26million on supercars whoop whoop

[dull summit]

I’m in the back of your mum

[twin hedge]

Nice

Omg

Dan why just why

[gray valley]

nice

[lofty lark]

The only car i need is the zr350 but im still broke

[dull summit]

Wdym y

[twin hedge]

U know what i mean

Well gtg cya

[gray valley]

do the prize ride but it’s pretty hard

[dull summit]

Oh y am I your step dad?

[tardy locust]

I thought you said you were my dad too yesterday? What else have you been keeping from me?!

[sour spear]

Well i only have 19k left in my gta online account time to get my moms credit card

[dull summit]

Thought you were brothers?

[dull summit]

Lol

[tardy locust]

I want the top bunk.

[dull summit]

Ok

[tardy locust]

🎉

[gray valley]

i just got in bad sport for killing a guy griefing cargo

😐

[dull summit]

Lie

[tardy locust]

Go and sit on the naughty step and think about what you've done.

[dull summit]

U don’t get in bad sport for killing 1 person

[gray valley]

my bad sport points

[dull summit]

Oh

[gray valley]

i fight alot of people

well protecting low levels

[tardy locust]

So it doesn't pay to be a nice guy it seems.

[gray valley]

No

[tardy locust]

Lesson to take from this: kill everyone all the time, the outcome is the same.

[gray valley]

but i got a kkk hat🥳

[dull summit]

Lol that’s a dunce hat

[tardy locust]

Umm...

[dull summit]

Not kkk hat

[sour spear]

My mom caught me in trying to get her credit card😭

[gray valley]

and i get to keep it for a week im in bad sport

rip

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/emiru-caught-4k-caught-in4k-exposed-gif-21111026

[tardy locust]

You're a bad sport too.

In a different way.

[gray valley]

so i have a dunce hat

[latent salmon]

I never bought shark cards

[gray valley]

once agian

[sour spear]

But i only have 19k left in my gta online account😭

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/congratulations-omedetou-evangelion-neon-genesis-evangelion-gif-18965404

[dull summit]

Damn u can buy 2 faggios

[mint zealot]

Play another game then

[gray valley]

im gonna counfess i bought a 2.99 $ shark card for no reason

[dull summit]

Ok

[sour spear]

But this game is great

[gray valley]

i shoulda bought mc chicken

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/no-giga-chad-no-gif-21613582

[sour spear]

Stop bodyshaming me😠

[latent salmon]

I agree

[mint zealot]

Fatty

[tardy locust]

Fifa 18 I worked out I spent over £1500 on Ultimate Team 😶

[sour spear]

😐

[tardy locust]

Only spent £30 on shark cards though so my average is better.

[mint zealot]

the ground shakes whenever you take a step

[gray valley]

ONLY

😭

[sour spear]

But im a meat maniac what do u expect😐

[mint zealot]

I expect you to be a working member of society

[gray valley]

.

[rotund pawn]

[sour spear]

??

[mint zealot]

Drip too hard

[little nymph]

yall r dumbasses dont take ur parents cards

[tardy locust]

Is that a sexual reference?

[sour spear]

No im a fatty

[mint zealot]

Thanosforge is a baddie confirmed

[little nymph]

it is quite literally a federal offense

[mint zealot]

[gray valley]

to bad i have a debit card

[tardy locust]

In England we don't have feds 👊

[little nymph]

i mean the thanos guy

[gray valley]

oh well

i might move to englend

[little nymph]

you dont got ops?

[sour spear]

Cmon man our mothers are stingy with there credit cards😠

[tardy locust]

Hope you like bo'ols of wo'a

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fortnite-memes-dance-gif-17657360

[mint zealot]

Innit bruv

[dull summit]

Lol

[tardy locust]

Indeed 🫖

[little nymph]

nah man heard england got some sort of edl

dont think i would be liked there

[gray valley]

is it true you guys call eraser rubber and underwears nickers pls dont mute me i mean no offense plea

[dull summit]

Bri’an is elite

[mint zealot]

Get a job then

[gray valley]

ples

[dull summit]

ples

[tardy locust]

It's like 0.001% of the population. They have no power. They're like a running joke. It's not an issue.

[sour spear]

How tho

[gray valley]

ples

[sour spear]

Im a kid

[little nymph]

ah

[tardy locust]

Yeah and water comes out the taps. Not a faucet or whatever you call it.

[mint zealot]

I figured

[mossy solar]

What's the fastest car in gta 5 online???

[mint zealot]

Go work at Starbucks or sum

[gray valley]

taps???

[sour spear]

Well im 13 atleast

[mint zealot]

Comet S2 stanced with low grip tires

[dull summit]

I’m 14 and have a job

[tardy locust]

Taps. That's where water comes out of in the kitchen or bathroom.

[mint zealot]

Jesus fucking christ that explains a lot

[dull summit]

😂

[chrome eagle]

i am 3 yo i have job

[mossy solar]

Any other???

[chrome eagle]

i am using my dad acc right now

[dull summit]

Ok

[sour spear]

Atleast im not those 13 year olds that tries to give others cancer

[mint zealot]

Calico GTF with the same setup

[tardy locust]

I'm 29 and have a mortgage and a wife and left school in 2008 👴👴👴

[mint zealot]

You're already giving it to me

[mossy solar]

How about jester rr???

[mint zealot]

No

[sour spear]

😐

[tardy locust]

This chat needs to lighten up.

Have a laugh at my dead link expense.

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-steve-carell-wink-gif-7720100

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/f4phantom-gif-19858813

[sour spear]

Bring a nuke

[wintry heron]

I need some help

[tardy locust]

That needs some bread around it

[mossy solar]

Whats 3rd pick then???

[mint zealot]

Pariah

[dull summit]

Another name smh

[mint zealot]

[sour spear]

No its farah

[mint zealot]

With what?

[mint zealot]

Who

[sour spear]

Farah

[mint zealot]

Deez nuts

[sour spear]

U know my profile pic says it all

[tardy locust]

What? Who? Are you Eminem?

[mossy solar]

Aight thanks mate

[mint zealot]

I don't like call of duty

[mint zealot]

I like mnms

Good chocolates

[wintry heron]

Heists but I got people now

[sour spear]

Well atleast mw 2019 is great tho

[tardy locust]

Buy some Minstrels from the UK. If you don't like them I'll pay you £10.

M&Ms are 🤢

[mint zealot]

I'm not in the UK and I can't travel cuz of the world ending virus

https://tenor.com/view/rip-juice-cry-cat-kitten-tears-gif-15751834

[tardy locust]

You buy them online imported and they'll cost you a stupid amount.

Like here in the UK you can buy imported stuff in the "American Shop"... a box of Lucky Charms is around £7, and Demet Turtles are around £5 per pack of 3 🤯

And it's all bad.

[mint zealot]

Ahahahaha

[sour spear]

I mean at the end of the day its to monitize the online servers look at how much hackers ps3 has since there is no p2p online

[mint zealot]

What

[tardy locust]

Are we talking about chocolate still?

P2P chocolate.

Damn R* control everything.

[sour spear]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry i guess my brain is equivalent to a peanut

[mint zealot]

You're 13 so it checks out

[sour spear]

Age is nothing but a number

-AWiseMan

[tardy locust]

I feel bad if I agree. I'm literally over twice your age. Stay in school.

[mint zealot]

Stay in school and don't get brainwashed by conservatives

[sour spear]

What

[mint zealot]

That almost happened to me and let me tell you... 13 year old me wasn't pretty

[tardy locust]

Republican?

[mossy solar]

I think you're beautiful now

[tardy locust]

🔫

[mint zealot]

Woah woah slow it down champ

[tardy locust]

Sliiiiiiiiiiiide on into those DMs bro

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/30rock-tina-fey-liz-lemon-thank-you-please-gif-4573106

[rotund pawn]

so anyways my cat is doing cat stuff

[mint zealot]

[tardy locust]

10/10 for smoothness though, right?

[rotund pawn]

[rotund pawn]

[mossy solar]

Indeed

[rotund pawn]

Seks

ok

[sour spear]

I said nothing

[rotund pawn]

seks

ok

[mossy solar]

I'm out

[tardy locust]

I don't know what counts as good chat-up lines any more 👴

[rotund pawn]

your dad

[tardy locust]

No

[rotund pawn]

no

[sour spear]

Why u put the old man emoji

[mint zealot]

Oh come on man, you're 29, it's not like you're a 45 year old d dad trying to reconnect with his teenage son by playing fortnite and watching tik tok

[rotund pawn]

forntinte

[wintry heron]

😟

[mint zealot]

[tardy locust]

No but I don't understand half of the conversations on Discord some nights 🤣

[wintry heron]

Sexy bear

[rotund pawn]

Fortnite bear

[dull summit]

Yeo

[rotund pawn]

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/caught-in-4k-caught-in4k-chungus-gif-19840038

[wintry heron]

Welp

[rotund pawn]

imagine having car pfp

[dull summit]

Ik imagine lol

Couldn’t be us

[tardy locust]

Get a room guys.