#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Nice reference
oh no
thank you my friend

England is my language
obama what are your opinions on dreams normal pills
America is my language and England is my continent
Mask is like if ben10 was a redditor
no fedora
they are terrorist activities involved with them so NUKE them
nuke dream?
ye
Does anyone wanna do bogdan b2b?
and george not found
Lfg
yes
nuke all those cringe lords
yo is it alright if i have max mental ??
George not found should be a GTA skin
Sup
i would stop playing gta
whats worse max mental or a 7.35kd
No join me to make millions in gta so we can NUKE japan
only gta
being a gta online player
Barcode
that sounds like pure pain
yes i will obama
Omg love your basketball vids
@umbral falcon what is your last name
yoooo its obama jackson i love ur goofball love videos
gta 1v5 manhunt with george not found and badboyhalo
johnnson?????
The world needs to know
Obamas last name is Johnson confirmed
You don't seem sure
U sure tho?
Do you know your last name @umbral falcon
i had a fight with trump and i have something like amnesia
Ohh
so i think johnnson is the right one
oh

Why did you lose a fight Obama
he fat
I thought you were unbeatable
He probably jumped on him
obama was griefed?
exactly
Confirmed?
which president is most likely to be a barcode name
🚫 xia, you can't use that.
kevin james
@valid forge
Watermelons>not watermelons
or james gandolfini
kids keep calling me a sweat bc i have max mental but bro my kd is legit 0.07

An opp is just an enemy correct? @valid forge
an opp is someone u got beef with
Lmao
opponent
what kinda beef?
roasted?
Gas station beef jerky
like fighting beef, roasted beef or what?
Guessing you’re fresh out of year 6 listened to an ofb drill song now you’re some sort of gangster

Not u
oh lol
The @valid forge guy
kk
im in yr10 relax i was tryna have a laugh but u mods take everything personal

Lol I ain’t a mod
we're all mods if we're having fun
obama won
Is it just me or is the alpha Z1 plane always wanting to nose down and crash?
ye
just point it up
I know
than what are u
This is OUR server 

how do i earn ranks?
Nah this my serevr
its TGG
Get out of here
is there like a place where ik how to earn the roles
Who?
everyone
Cares
we all have a little TGG in us
@wintry heron HAHHha
@alpine bobcat thx
u dont know tgg but ur in his server lmaoo
a voice in the back of our heads
Yep

im still gonna say it
I'm actually TGG
But I'm undercover
giving me cancer at this point
I didnt get to do this in a long time
stfu
wait til you see twitter
Toxic
sus
why would i care ur tgg hes not a celebrity

Ban him tgg
my biggest dread of the day
Ur in his server maybe
joker movie should have been him scrolling through twitter
Maybe that would point you somewhere in the right direction

or him playing avenger setup with randoms
ur point?

enough of either is enough to break a mans mind

My point is, you should leave the server
why?
?
Idk
for funny
Just because
i need it to make the beutiful moneyy
do cayo
CALM civillians
funny
?tag banappeal
What, is this you Dee?
@valid forge has been banned. || toxic
lmao
No
i aint stupid
I’m dee
Deez nuts?

Is it true that ur gonna leave soon?
someone told me that
Yh
Its true
Not allowed to
Wrong
Wrong
I’m removing ur leave button
I already did
Wait to run the nightclub do I have to keep restocking my other business or does the nightclub gain money even if my other business are out of stock
i beg u leave doing us all a favour
Wrong
Even if they're out of stock
Shut up
CALM DOWN civillians
Let’s goooooo
Obama will bring justice
whats the problem gentlemen?
i will be judge and executoner
Twodoor wants to leave
Obama doesn’t have any power without the house
trump for president fuck u
Anarchy is best
Ok obama its getting annoying, im gonna have to shoot you 
It's ur mum 2024
Sprite @umbral falcon
Sprunk
eCola
Spunk

Sprunk cans even come out of eCola machines
Stop Obama
Spuk
Just stop obama
Capitalist expansion

Stop or else
It’s not funny anymore
Now its just annoying
Wrong
you puny humans i will unleash my army of aliens
now you will feel the wraith of my true obama form

obama man is the superior obama form
Made from mars materials
Obamaman
It's wrong.
Gives a fuck
@wintry heron

@wintry heron
4th time annoying
5th time gtfo before I beat ur ass

On obama
No
Who
£50
Cares
Thats like $60
That's cheap m8
Bro ur not even working
Whats ur paypal
I would gladly pay 100 dollars for that game
Bc u gotta give mr the money
Ur legit living off your parents money
Give me money ok
No
Piss off now
I got no muni
Work
Im 14
Get a job at Starbucks or sum
There are barely any starbucks here
Shut up please
PISS OFF



ok
Scary asf
Stop it with the Obama thing

I will ping a mod
insert laugh track


@final forge
@final forge he is spamming this shit
hey
seks

Thank you
Thanks

No thank u
Time to take funni automobile pics in boring game gta

Dancing on the job
yes
forntinte dance

can you even whip a nae nae?
Dance underground rn

Can u do the wap dance
Yes
But it hurts my hips
Ok do it

I havent gone to Starbucks in like 3 years
Ive never been there
I can suck my own dick
😉
Sucking your own dick feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked
That's bad ass to me brudda
what
Ill do it then
I’m the least flexible person ever
I forgor
mans a literal brick
Any1 want a free
fucking fatass
@wintry heron you're 14

Age is just a number
Focus on your education
911 is too
No I’m just not flexible
Actually, its 999 here
Looks like I know who I'm robbing next

Ok
El rubio
Imma go scp5172 on yo ass
911
John
Porsche 911
get real
@wintry heron hi

Yum
Yummy cat to eat later
Pussy!
@wintry heron why don't you get some bitches
This sounds stupid but where do I get the speedo custom
That's what I'm saying but they won't calm down smh
Guys
You get it with the nightclub
Guy
Mmmm bussy

Lmfao
Why I don’t see it tho .

yourmom
And I get about 84
Do better
@rotund pawn you ever get a new controller
yea

it was cheaper

I have a question for y'all
Is it hot pink or salmon pink
What is a good kd
0.01
anything over 0.69
Nah
Anything over 1.20
Only 0.69
oh fuck i just realized
I need someone to help me with my gun running stock
Tryhard
there's no such thing as a good kd
no one cares about ur kd
everyone is gonna think im a sweaty Mk2 ewo looper small penis caged person
Cuz you are
That was super well said
it's a known fact that the higher the KD the more feminine you are
Ok

Hit my mums
Time to farm kd
this guy killed me when I killing cops inside a convenience store, he said it was an accident so I was like fine whatever

@rotund pawn I don't cuz it was a message to read so I'm gonna read it regardless


And still haven't got it
literal 0 iq table
then he said that he accidentally locked onto me with his toreador, and I saw his kd was 3.4
Stfu
but I was on foot
Only ratio i care about
is my cock to ball ratio
in the first cayo perico prep do i have to scope north dock before i can leave?
@alpine bobcat shhhh
Yes
Yes c
there is a nice try hard on me
Well now my opressor is gone and my preps ruined so now I'm gonna sit back and relax
where is this dudes hydra
oh wait
Good
I destroyed it
If that was me id fuck them up w an rpg
I 2v1ed 2 jets
And won
come here so we can bang
Fucked them on ground
ur a g
Got orbed
They goy jets
Killed boty
And was in a 2v1v1
Won all that
They left
Lol
literally everyone plays the same now
And itd amazing when there are like 8 ppl at airport
If u think thats bad
i shleepe
U wouldnt survive in bs lmao

Like half the lobby is gm
dont forget bulletproof helmets, bst, if their mk2 gets destroyed they get in a mk1 smh
Mk1 fun fuck you
thats what I need to do
i just spent 20mil on cars
Ok
ok
Ok
Im proud asf
..-..-.-..—.._____….
well no ik its fun im just saying most of these tryhards are a pain in the ass, if i blow up their mk2 they'll call in a mk1 cuz they're seemingly attached to flying bikes
half of them can't do shit with it anyways

true its just tiresome to see another flying bike on the minimap after you've destroyed one lol
the mk1's much easier to take down anyways
yes

I've been practicing how to smack people that are on foot with the mk1
It's actually kinda fun
i have a try hard outfit
it is useless pretty much
just makes me look like an asshole
Is anybody here really good at making crew emblems I need one made and I’ll pay 10 usd on completion
damn id take a free 10 usd, im not all that good with the rockstar emblem thing tho, i made one for my crew but its pretty basic
ThIsYoU? explaining everything about GTA Online
you already know 😎
Hahahah I tried to find one on gta logo.com but there was none I liked. I wish I was relented enough on it
no
off to the shoe shop
you shld join my crew
its called hspd
for horny police force

yes
Yes that's a good name
yes
For what
so I hooked up my prime gaming thing to my social club
and claimed the tuners free auto shop thing
and I have not gotten it yet
does the replay glitch still work the cayo perico heist?
Maybe you need to wait a couple of days
i googled and it said you have to make a new character and re do the tutorial on another account
then play on that character for 30 minutes
Bruh the glitch has been out since og heists and no glitch talk here btw
Then try it
alr ty

Defo a femboy
I need 2 people tp help me with sneaky and silent casino
Bro
I'm in pain
I've been spinning for this fucking casino car for the past 3 hours
Still haven't got it
bro
I know a strat
Yes
Me neither
Stop calling me that u mf
Kdj
Motherfucker
Theodore
theodore
You motherfuckers

indeed i am a motherfucker, yours exactly
Dad
Motherfucker
Wish me luck
Dad
I didn't ur my dad
Whelp
Dad
It wasn't it
L
anyone wanna do casino heist quiet aproach
got it first try thursday without actually meaning to 
lfgs
ye pc
Dad ?
Yeah go there and ask
Ok I get 35%
C'mon dude I'm broke 
ahh im dumb
I wish you no luck
Well you will lose it expires

Bro I only have 1mil

I did not ask
Play some golf
U being straight doesnt mean anything
goodnight
U don’t understand?
maybe
anyone wanna do heists
lfg channels
Ur a newbie
better than u
im talking about terraria smh
Ew
obviously what this servers about
Dont talk to ME
gladly
Queen 🙄🙄
But you said king
Get blocked noob
Bloxked
Blocking 😠
Level 34
no
No
Who brags about their discord level
Everyonr
That’s advanced level pathetic
imagine flexing you have sent more messages in a discord server
legit
Yess
😁
Always free for returning players 🙂
Ok
Who
Cares
I am
Phuck you phat phuck
Average gta players
Phast and phurious
bro yall are another level of horny
Warstock
🤬🤬🤬
What is she doing
Bc shes a
@alpine bobcat just finished the preps
Mmm
Ok what now

Fets luck
Now theodore gets 35%
I’d give him 10 if I could
He’s getting 15
Idc
I would give him 0
Give me love
Fets luck
@alpine bobcat 2 gold , 3 art , 3 cash
Who?
Where
i got that BD 😌
Why

what are the best rims for racing?

yall are too horny
@wintry heron no
I'm tryna get the podium car I'm busy
Yes I'm trying to use my chance correctly
@brittle forum
Leak got me back motherfucker, he pinged me in gorilla chat
yes there is
Really?
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thats the point
matto
Hey Everyone! I am brand new nad havent played GTA since there wasnt an online version
Its a bit overwhelming to be honest
what is
Matto looks good
just getting started in the game
matto is an 11/10
just getting started in the game
try to buy a kosatka as soon as possible
maaaaan I dont even know what that is. I bout the office already now working on buying avehicle warhouse
its a big submarine on warstock
]
ah gotcha
Aight well gotta work on getting that money up. Been trying to watch his videos
Lmao
Its just annoying when its a 4v1 and onr of them are in gm
I dont even have any of anything yet
do u guys have packie mcreary
So I can understand your frsutration
Yes
Hi
its typically one on a mk2, one on a b11 or lazer, one in a tank and one who switches between thermal sniping and a rc bandito
since they just put him back in the game
Hii
it was glitching and of course rockstar used a rockstar solution n took the entire thing outta the game
question for the ones that are on
Gm aswell?
Gm is just
gm? never heard anyone use that acronym b4
I am trying to play with a PS5 controller on my PC but it only shows an Xbox controller in game
Whenever i see someone in gm i havent seen before in bs i just leave
anyway to change that?
Godmode lol
Im talking about bad sport
u play bad sport lobbies?
there are some videos on youtube on that
you have to download something i think
Ya I tried looking for them but no luck at finding the right one
u have to download a program
I can play with my controller
It just doesnt show the PS5 controller in the game settings
it shows xbox
yeah it was the same when i tried ps4 controller
Steam?
Ya I play through steam. And I selected the PS5 controller on steam but in game still shows xbox
Oh 🙏
so all pc players no matter what controller see xbox in game?
H o w
OK but stream Girl in red @wintry heron
H ow
Then I can finally die
Spotify
imagine using spotify
What do you use then?
I listen to it en
Probably uses YouTube 
Does it even shiw what im listening to?
nothing
oh
You have to change a setting on your phone for it to show up @wintry heron
it should say which setting on the connect thing
Device broadcast status
On Spotify settings
Is what it says you need to switch on
And you need to restart discord
My game says it can’t save cus the cloud servers are down what does mean
What is the setting u go on for that to come up?
Device broadcast status
@wintry heron @wintry heron
Just click the cog button thing
I dont have that…
F
I looked in every tab, there’s not an option on mobile

Are u using mobile?
iphones don't allow Spotify statuses
F
Cuz iPhone does not broadcasts any apps status to other apps cuz... "pRiVaCy"

So if anyone has iPhone. Forget about getting Spotify now playing in your status
Me…
Forget
Rise chat 
Uhh
Whats that
Meant to di
Do i die
Hm
Im very curious

I am not tryna get red of it
HELP THEB
Then

Mercy
lmao says the company that has acess to all your photos
Its gonr
and can spy on you unwillingly
Vis, protect me

Am i alone here?…
Apple is a company made by a bunch of kids who don't want any one else to know about their toy and just boast small things as very great things but miss out on the basic shits. A bunch of jokers
I'm literally the one attacking you but okay
Oh
he died like 4 years ago
You're not making sense
I thought u hated me
I got this "the rockstar game services are unavailable right now" error for 1 month. I fixed it 5 days ago and started to play GTA online. And now it's back. Don't blame my internet. What do I do?
So, u dont hate me?
Play another game















