#🚔┃gta-discussion
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sry mis typing
M and b arent that close to eachother on the keyboard
then look they are close
M min M
@wintry heron this is entertaining
Yeah
As long as your fingers aren't as big as a planet you should be able to hit it correctly
@wintry heron
no i cant
What?
E
Then you must really suck at typing my guy
its so small keyboard on mobile
It really isn't
yes it is
I use it perfectly fine
“Watching some random people argue about keyboards”

he started
Tf are you using a needle for a keyboard?
You said couple of million people in the world
Whats ur favorite M min M song
i dont know about your keybord but mine is small
Thaaaat... Populer one
Slim Shady
Juice wrld
Dang u a juice fan?
Real slim shady, and godzilla
You did
Mhm
what about rap god
Cool
Its good too
Every week sucks
Some
After dlc all the weeks are same only lol
Yea thats my favorite eminem song
look
No
Pray for me y'all im doing cayo for the first time 😂
Nice
Lmao
It should be easy
I aint doing it on hard
As long as you chose drainage tunnel
Imma do it essy since solo
That’s because you can’t
no i wont because its easy and i never did it
First time
U get madrazo and 0 gold
Ok cool
First time cayo will be bad
Dunno what secondary target i should go for
If u dont know what u are doing
Mine wasn't

For me it was cuz i had no idea about cayo
first time in everything will be bad



Think we killed them

Look at you, you're a typical GTA player, doing cayo all day long. you're a regular cayo grinder. If you'd swallow a fly you'd have more brain in your stomach than in your head. Cayo takes 0 skill to begin with. The guards are deafer than deaf and blinder than blind. the heist is glitchy, buggy, and overpowered yet it takes no skill. And let's don't forget that cayo is repetitive and lame as shit. Casino is fun, needs friends, and isn't that repetitive. If you don't like it accept the fact that you don't have any friends to do casino with. If you'd have 1 single working braincell you won't compare heists money-wise like you do. You'd compare them totally at 100% for what they actually are. Cayo hack takes no skill, can actually be done in 0.01s if you have good RNG and your hack is already completed when you start it (happened to me). Casino hacking actually takes skill and braincells. Cayo is just counting to 6. Congrats you can now count you got on the level of a 2 year old. You get some shitty ass overpriced target, and some secondary targets and leave the island within 6mins with some overpriced shits in your duffel bag. it's actually hilarious how some people call cayo hacking or anything else skills "I'm an experienced grabber" in casino being a good hacker takes skill and braincells which most cayo grinders don't have. Therefore casino heist> gayo Gayrico heist
I need u for my school essay
no
wrong guy
twodoor
@alpine bobcat
ask him

Lol
Look at you, you're a typical GTA player, doing cayo all day long. you're a regular cayo grinder. If you'd swallow a fly you'd have more brain in your stomach than in your head. Cayo takes 0 skill to begin with. The guards are deafer than deaf and blinder than blind. the heist is glitchy, buggy, and overpowered yet it takes no skill. And let's don't forget that cayo is repetitive and lame as shit. Casino is fun, needs friends, and isn't that repetitive. If you don't like it accept the fact that you don't have any friends to do casino with. If you'd have 1 single working braincell you won't compare heists money-wise like you do. You'd compare them totally at 100% for what they actually are. Cayo hack takes no skill, can actually be done in 0.01s if you have good RNG and your hack is already completed when you start it (happened to me). Casino hacking actually takes skill and braincells. Cayo is just counting to 6. Congrats you can now count you got on the level of a 2 year old. You get some shitty ass overpriced target, and some secondary targets and leave the island within 6mins with some overpriced shits in your duffel bag. it's actually hilarious how some people call cayo hacking or anything else skills "I'm an experienced grabber" in casino being a good hacker takes skill and braincells which most cayo grinders don't have. Therefore casino heist> gayo Gayrico heist
Look at you, you're a typical GTA player, doing cayo all day long. you're a regular cayo grinder. If you'd swallow a fly you'd have more brain in your stomach than in your head. Cayo takes 0 skill to begin with. The guards are deafer than deaf and blinder than blind. the heist is glitchy, buggy, and overpowered yet it takes no skill. And let's don't forget that cayo is repetitive and lame as shit. Casino is fun, needs friends, and isn't that repetitive. If you don't like it accept the fact that you don't have any friends to do casino with. If you'd have 1 single working braincell you won't compare heists money-wise like you do. You'd compare them totally at 100% for what they actually are. Cayo hack takes no skill, can actually be done in 0.01s if you have good RNG and your hack is already completed when you start it (happened to me). Casino hacking actually takes skill and braincells. Cayo is just counting to 6. Congrats you can now count you got on the level of a 2 year old. You get some shitty ass overpriced target, and some secondary targets and leave the island within 6mins with some overpriced shits in your duffel bag. it's actually hilarious how some people call cayo hacking or anything else skills "I'm an experienced grabber" in casino being a good hacker takes skill and braincells which most cayo grinders don't have. Therefore casino heist> gayo Gayrico heist


Why the fuck

Would they do that
who the fuck deleted it
I dont know
i doubt some cayo grinder with pin perms unpin it
Some gta discussion loving guy that thought those pins were damaging the health of his cayo perico mentality

whats the hydra based off
if i buy the office custom auto shop can i sell my cars in there?
Lol
Y sell cars
so you're gonna buy an autoshop to sell cars?
just wondering if i could do it in my office auto shop
yep
i only have 5mil
Just do it at lsc
bruh that doesnt make any fucking sense
too far
thanks
when will the 8th contract mission come out

Harrier jet lol
Seks
Why not
because he CEO of sexobox
okay
What are must own vehicle I already have the T20 and a chiron , nightshark, Toreader, oppressor,kosatka,MOC and Terrobyte
Faggio
Lol
Vectre

Lol
god i fuckin love the vectre
toreader
I just mod vehicles in story mode if I need more than 1
lol
No
yes
I have only 6 garage spaces left
lol
I'm already out of garage spaces
2nd character?
I've been sacrificing cars
I have almost all the cars to buy lol, so I usually only keep 1 of each vehicle
Ima buy 2 Vectres lmao
lol
Hey
bye
🙄
🙄
😠

MK1 oppressor. Not a must. But surely an addictive vehicle.
Do you also like having each variant of the car, for example Yosemite, Yosemite Rancher and Drift Yosemite?

what
Best mod shop location?
so I but the cheapest one?
yeah do that
thx
H
The one closest to your garage
Itali GTO if you do sports races
Why would you pick one close to your garage it has its own
I
a
(;
I wanna upgrade my office
From maze bank west to something else
What should I buy
I mean the primary garage. Where u have kept all your show off vehicles. So that u don't have to travel much when u want to customize it.
Oi
Maze bank
Oi
Daddy
What did you want at 1 this morning
I was sleeping
😳
@wintry heron wanna hear my song
Fuck y not
Lol bad sport imagine
😠
Atleast i can win pvps
I like bad sport
But i hate it bc u cant play w anykne in normal lobby
lol
Y you pinging admin
Holy shit look at al on cracks roles
Btw how much pancakes required for pancake lover role ;P
100k
I got mine in 1 day
Seks
Secks
i want that role
Wat role
He still missing most important role boobies role
pancake lover
Anyday
cringe
Question: do we have do discover secondary targets in Cayo while doing gather intel to find them in the actual heist? Or can we just find them while we’re doing the heist
ok and??
i mean if you wanna make things easyier for your self then id scope them out
Ok thanks
ok and?
hi, anyone knows do you put missile launcher on the submarine's helicopter?
yes
with the hangar?
nope at the submarine
how much is it?
6101
like 150k/250k
ok thanks
anytim
Nahh

Who
Idk
They got offended
i still have the
Wait
message
lol
Look at you, you're a typical GTA player, doing cayo all day long. you're a regular cayo grinder. If you'd swallow a fly you'd have more brain in your stomach than in your head. Cayo takes 0 skill to begin with. The guards are deafer than deaf and blinder than blind. the heist is glitchy, buggy, and overpowered yet it takes no skill. And let's don't forget that cayo is repetitive and lame as shit. Casino is fun, needs friends, and isn't that repetitive. If you don't like it accept the fact that you don't have any friends to do casino with. If you'd have 1 single working braincell you won't compare heists money-wise like you do. You'd compare them totally at 100% for what they actually are. Cayo hack takes no skill, can actually be done in 0.01s if you have good RNG and your hack is already completed when you start it (happened to me). Casino hacking actually takes skill and braincells. Cayo is just counting to 6. Congrats you can now count you got on the level of a 2 year old. You get some shitty ass overpriced target, and some secondary targets and leave the island within 6mins with some overpriced shits in your duffel bag. it's actually hilarious how some people call cayo hacking or anything else skills "I'm an experienced grabber" in casino being a good hacker takes skill and braincells which most cayo grinders don't have. Therefore casino heist> gayo Gayrico heist
Here
YESSSS
ok
still have one bois
who tf remove it
i think its coz pins are ment to be helpful
Who deletes this again ur adopted
@wintry heron ur adopted too
By @xia
Piece of shit dc
So do i
Send it again
Shes my biological mother
Nah
Pin this first
Hmmm
Then this
I'll save that just in case
almost everyone
its a lil cringe in my eyes
This guy lolll
lollll
Tryna do cayo preps in bad sport
Who
Lol
well thats just not gonna happen
Can you not even go in inv only when a bad sport
Istg boobs always try to attack you but fail miserably
u are cringe
This dumbass level 70 attacked me with mk2 while I was delivering coke and when i shot him off I fucked him good
Ok that sounded
A little gay
But yeah he got fucked
No no no
This oppressor kid is so shit
Mk1 or 2
Mk2
If they’re shit what do you think
Oidiot
thank you
Virgin gorilla chat vs chad gta discussion
People actually have nothing better to do than get in a laser and kill people who don’t fight back
Who is uv
Level 60
What'd he do
He bullies newbies
@dull summit yep then call you trash
Mhm
I remember some dude with a samurai pfp who bullied me for being new aswell
Im mentioning the fact that its ironic, cause his nickname is el Rubio
I won't ping him because I don't want any beef with anyone
But yeah I do remember him clowning me when I was level 5
lol
Counting an orb as a kill is pretty much bragging to a disabled person you can walk

lol did he left
No he's here
nvm
I just didn't wanna ping
Hello
Welcome
Long dead lmao
Lol

I thought that "newcomer" was sort of a joke thing amongst people in this server in this server when I first came
But apparently some are genuine about it
Yes
Is the Calico at full price worth it?
Yes
yes
It'd take an eternity to unlock the trade price anyway haha
yep someone actually tried to offend me yesterday for only joining on th 27th july but they joined on the 4th of july
3v1 😜
Ah right here
I said sus and this was my first encounter with him
Anyone else didn't have a problem saying sus so I did too
What's why today sponsor is
🤡🤡🤡
Hello
gay
Bruh
big gay
Yes
Its called bi
(:
Lol i just asked this guy how long he in bad sport for and he said “idk”
XD
Lmao L
It should come up at bottom left of your screen at some point saying how long you have left
Ahhh okay sorry
You probably deserve to be in bad sport judging by that
Helloo
I have a question
I bought a new akula and a new hangar
I want to upgrade my akula
How is that possible?
Did you buy the workstation, or whatever it's called, for the hangar?
@harsh gust you need the workshop
Like a modification center?
Yes
Dude thats costs 1.2 mil
Workshop, that's the name of it
And thank you too
Anyone know if it's worth it going for criminal mastermind
Idk
25k
Oh thank god
At first time its free
2.5m
It's satisfying once you get it done. And you get paid $10m which is pretty good
@tribal light do you really get 10mil?
And if you can get the same team together you can go for the $1m loyalty bonus
Yh
Yeh you do
Plus $1m for all in order
u probably gonna die in fleeca
So potentially $12m if you haven't done all the heists before
What do you think is the best transport for a cayo perico heist?
You mean for the approach? Of the six vehicles?
Yes
Longfin is probably the best one to choose
Transport
As it gives you options when approaching the island
Or sub
And it's a simple prep
No you don't need the phantom wedge to do the longfin approach
Yh but it makes it easier
It makes it easier but it's very straightforward without it
I have always take alkonost
I’d say kosatka is easier
Alkonost is Ok but it's a two-part prep. Longfin gives you the same flexibility but is an easier prep
Longfin is the best but if you’re doing drainage just do kosatka
If you the enjoy the Alkonost then stick with it. But if you're looking for what's the easiest, then probably longfin
what are some cars u guys recommend me buying in gta
Thx
Faggio mk2
😂
Honda CRX
damn that is a great idea 🤩
Mhm
Top tip you’ll ever hear don’t use the Cayo lfg 😁
@lofty lark you’ve been typing for a while
Yes
Lol yea
Wdym y have you ever used it?
No
Henlo
Its not that im slow with typing and shit its just kinda not sure
What happend
Obamar man is hire
Hello
It’s full of lvl 10 begging for someone to host they mmm cayo and they always get you caught grab cash over gold and don’t listen
Piss off
Oh
Which business would be better, hanger or ceo crates? I know i need to finish maxiing nightclub but ehh, want something to do other than cayo
I got a guy before is said follow me he ran off doing his own thing got us caught I said grab what I point my gun at and he ran off grabbing cash and we missed 1.5 gold
Crates
Ok sick
As much as im in cayo lfg i hardly join shit or post cuz i dont trust most people
Can’t wait for December when we get loads of people who have just got the game
😁
Gonna love it
Had one guy call me an idiot for trying to carry his dumb ass through it
The guy also begged me to host him another one
Might just do public doomsday stuff, "should" be easy money
A question whats the heist that trever is spam calling me for it every 5 minutws
That reminds me i need to start my doomsday
Faggio mk2 robbery
It says get urself a propety on maze bank
Yuh man I see. There is guy rn scamming people with the setups, blocking them after they finish them.
Series A, og heist
Does it pay well?
Wait property on maze bank??
Yea
None of og heists pay well
Yh
I already have a property high end for og heists
But there is another heist
That lester keeps calling me for it
Ngl im now hella confused
Y
What’s the @
You got any proof I’ll get him banned
VipernuggetG3
Such a person should be banned
Ikr
Well i was thinking it was series A but you shouldnt be getting a message about maze bank if your on series A
Dude this is a pain
Impossible to find a lobby with like 10 ppl at airport
Look the video i got before starting to get this messages
Is lester meeting a chinese girl
With me
Chinese woman*
Guys I’m not a scammer

I’ll give proof if you want
Exactly
Anyone got ss of this guy
Proof of what playinf the game?
Send me it in dms
Denxz helped me several times and he got scammed
Suss, which porperty you got? Casino? Facility? Ect
He is trustworthy
@harsh gust send to mods
Its not my problem
idk whats the type its just a house a high end one
Send me the proof
):
No me
NO ME
NO ME
@echo wasp
He scammed this guys
And I have worked with this guy before
He is trustworthy
He scammed den and another guy
I didn’t
Oh really?
I blocked him to get food when I came back he said I’m a scammer
Well on maze bank foreclosure, there is arcade and facility, arcade gives casino heist, facility gives doomsday scenario. You will get messages about both of them
You blocked him to go get food sounds about right
Oi @wintry heron I need to block you so I can get some food
Blocked someone to get food? Bruh
If I didn’t he would of spammed
Wait im remembered something
Mhm
He wants me to get a nightclub or arcade not sure witch one was it
Heard this all before
I guss its doomsday
Should i get a arcade does dooms day pay well
Is it do able solo?
Dooms is facility
And needs 4
Only solo is cayo

Which is the sub
Will you do the doomsday?
Then do cayo dude
Doomsday has 3 acts, 1 pays about 600k, 2 about 1mil and idk 3s payout
But doomsday you need atleast one other to do

1.5 mil per hour for me
Yeah
And solo to do?
I do them alone
Like u dont need team?
Setups are easy solo, heist is even easier
One man army mate
Can i do them with a car

@harsh gust also another question i have a frogger can i put it on my kosatka if i buy one?
I am not sure mate
Frogger?
I can store my toreador there
Frogger is a helicopter
Oh no
I dont think so
Oh dang it
You can get a sparrow in the sub tho, its okay ish
Isnt sparrow a heli
Yes
Yes
100% worth it
Than if u can put sparrow why u cant put frogger
And toreador
Bc rockstar is against logic

Im gonna guess the froggers blades cant be moved so it wouldnt fit??
Frogger is kinda small
Par if you need help with cayo just dm me
Ok mate
Im on the island rn scouting lol
Idk as far as i know you can only put a stromberg or toreador in the sub, other than the sparrow upgrade
Preparing heist no 9
I havent bought the kosatka yet tho but i cant buy it just not sure
I mean i can buy it*
My englad very bed
Cant speak england well
But sure mate will dm u @harsh gust

No
You can do it over and over and over
another question
Dude why so all these ppl rage quit
Do
Whats rhe difference between blue and red gurds
And the skeleton guard on the map
R the others harder to kill?
Skeleton guard LMAO
Its a skull on the mpa
Blue guards can be fooled by disguises, red cant
Map
And skull is juggernaut
Lets say he is the most op of all
He is a true killer
STAY AWAY
At all costs
And harder to kill
If you use normal guns yes, if you use the fmj loadout no?
Also iv seen some people use pistols and some rifle witch us better
As simple as that mate!
No thx
no i didn't know
That faking the moon landing in 1969
Would've been harder than actually going to the moon
Its not fake lol
That one was real
Bro?
Mate I use the crack shot loadout
Fucking read
The loadouts dont really matter, its just what youd rather use
Sniper auto pistol
No not the loadout i mean
i have my alt account on bad sport
I just said faking it in 1969 would've been harder to fake than actually going to the moon

What gun
No
ny
Pistol for me
Any
fuckin 1 year left of bad sport on my alt
Why 😒
I just use aggressor. Assault shotgun everyone

Hilo
Cuz I'm a clean player
@rotund pawn imma race you
And smoke you
Away from loadout some hacker gave everyone in the server all the guns
ok
Change that then
Sprint race
That's why PC is a cesspit for GTA online
U choose what car u want me too
No
?
We both chose what car we want
No
Use mk2

ok
U join me or I join you
K
So what u gonna pick
Gauntlet classic
ok
am making restomod type thing
What car u picking
imagine paying 50k for a dirt in ur car
Goofy ass lobbies
You'll see
K
Wow a lobby w 22 ppl 😜😜
Yessir
SHIT
What’s so bad about the gto
Best of 3?@rotund pawn
lol
It ain't better than the car I'm choosing

@rotund pawn best of 3 or best of 1
Wanna do sprints?
yes
If it’s got a lot of long straights then the pariah is better but I prefer the GTO
Oh lmao
Sexy
oke
Gl
casino
3
yeah
Sprint race
join what dum
with what fuckin invite you dumdum
no
Go phone and job and press x and a
To quit
I got no invite cuz we started at same time
Bro?
Do it
Leave the sprint
I got no invite
I'm not in any sprint you fuckin Brazilian
O
lmfao
no
Bro
I started sprint like 10 times
It just cancels
We both go outside and back in
Bro u start
I can't start
It ain't working
I start it and then I can start it again
No one is invited
K

Do first to win 3 or first to win 2
2

Check dms door
Bro wtf
U fucking bumped me so soft
But I got bumped so hard
Like legit
And now I'm stuck

Did u even touch me there
Like dude u bumped me
And then I got bumped to the right
And then I flew
Now inv to car meet
My car stuck
@rotund pawn
Join
K Ill need gl cuz u suck
WOWWW
what
Gtfo

U fucking bumped the shit out of me off the bridge
i didn't even touch u wdymmmm
Stfu
u just went flying to a different fuckin continent
Bro you fucking drove into me
no?
if people help me with selling business stock, do they get money for it ?
And you came full speed
Mhm
And bumped the shit out of me
is it automaticly?
Yh
Ye ye cuz I just wanted to visit another continent like that
Sure
While flipped upside down
Ofc who wouldn't
why the fuck am i getting tequila all the time
Because when you’re going scope out el rubio has tequila in the basement








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