🚔┃gta-discussion

[livid elk]

[wintry heron]

I just spammed cum in a roblox chat

[civic lion]

30k people playing da hood

[wintry heron]

No

Say cum aa

No tags

YOU CAN

trust

Wait

[civic lion]

Lol you can

I just tried it

[wintry heron]

I’m gonna get myself banned from roblox

By being homophobic

In the lgbtq game

Just to get banned

[rotund pawn]

[wintry heron]

I was

Banned

From the game

Lol

I wanted to be lol

I just get banned from things for fun

That was an easy one

some dude told me hes my dad and I said ok daddy and now hes pissed

[ionic abyss]

Anyone seen Miss Piggy

[wintry heron]

yes

@wintry heron

[gentle crane]

Lmao no

[high tundra]

ded chat xd

[tropic heart]

What's up with all the griefers recently

[high tundra]

[ionic abyss]

Wdym?

[tropic heart]

Every night for a week I just come across douchers who just run around in landsharks after giving up with the oppressor because I blew it up

[ionic abyss]

Idk haven't seen many griefers recently

[plain mason]

I've only ran into one dude using save wizard and just spamming orbital in a lobby

Took down his tryhard friend and he got mad since I was using bst and smoking him and his friend came back and started spamming orbital in the lobby again

[shy ice]

[ionic abyss]

[tropic heart]

I'm glad I'm taking them all from you guys lol. Xbox here so I'm sure it's just a bunch of kids

[wintry heron]

[viscid cosmos]

Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.[2]

[plain mason]

Still works for me. Probably a region thing

[tender plover]

I cant sleep

so im not going to

[delicate stirrup]

What car should I buy

[tender plover]

its almost 7am

[delicate stirrup]

I have 2,8 million

[tender plover]

whats the point now anyways?

[delicate stirrup]

Just shut up lol

[tender plover]

um what did I do wrong that offended you?

[delicate stirrup]

Idk

[glass willow]

Can someone help me grind some money

[tender plover]

ive been awake since 2pm yesterday

[glass willow]

I didn’t sleep

[tender plover]

it is 7am the next day basically

i didn’t sleep

[glass willow]

I didn’t sleep because I wanted to play gta

[tender plover]

I didn’t sleep because I wanted to watch anime

[glass willow]

I need some help to grind

Can you help me

[tender plover]

all I can think about is manga

no i cant help

u play pc

moron

[strong imp]

Go to lfg not here

[tender plover]

i turned my phone off for 3 mins and it went up battery

even know i dont have a charger

[pale sky]

https://tenor.com/view/playskappa-matar-kill-gohan-dragon-ball-gif-20485005

[tender plover]

hello

im going to draw manga

my phone has infinite battery

for some reason

[grizzled elbow]

Did anyone realized that today is Friday 13th

[strong imp]

F

[shell harbor]

@pale sky

Stop sending foreign texto

[strong imp]

Inevitable

[wintry heron]

Hey, since i have a ightclub, i dont have to sell other mc buisnesses good separately right ?

[strong imp]

If u have warehouse technician then yes

Warehouse storage too for nc

[wintry heron]

Yes

I have hired 3 guys for my 3 buisnesses

[tender plover]

i found a website that seems really hopeful and it costs 0.99$ a month which is hella cheap

[frank oriole]

when will the new prime gaming discounts come?

[wintry heron]

Oooo hey wait

[viscid cosmos]

Never

[wintry heron]

Since i dont need to sell separately, then that shity paleto bay bunker wont be really a problem

[viscid cosmos]

No it wasn't a roblox ban it was a ban from a Roblox discord server

[wintry heron]

....

[zealous kite]

Any info about "the gta remaster leaks"?

[wintry heron]

Only a fool would fall for leaks

[zealous kite]

What website?

[amber hornet]

hey guys does anyone know how to fix the gta offline mode

the launcher problem

[wintry heron]

Try youtube

[amber hornet]

youtube solutions not working

[icy dawn]

I just got pema banned from online

gonna kms

[rotund pawn]

Lmao L

[tough mountain]

Wtf im loading gta and it said i have a free 200k?

[wintry heron]

I’m glad I bought the b11

It’s really good

[tender plover]

i was looking all over google

[short lake]

Yeah

[tender plover]

and apparently I am an otaku

or whatever

imgoing tp watchc anime

bye

[livid elk]

Why can’t I put on a scarf?

I only have a sweater on and it won’t let me have a scarf

[viral vessel]

Jetfight against me. I am with a Pyro

[short lake]

He just bought it, how will he fight ?

[wintry heron]

No lol

[viral vessel]

Pretty sure it's not his first time flying a jet. I am new with my Pyro too. Just need someone to practice with.

[wild yoke]

are you signed up for the rockstar newsletter thing

[short lake]

@wild yoke nic pfp

[short lake]

I also need practice

[viral vessel]

Let's do it then. I am online

[short lake]

My net sucks i get solo everytime

[viral vessel]

Us :')

[wintry heron]

Should I buy the nano drone

[short lake]

Wut u wonna do with that ?

[wintry heron]

Pvp

[short lake]

Which one u buying ? Terrorbyte drone or arcade drone?

[wintry heron]

I have terror

[barren orbit]

nano drones are pretty funny for trolling friends and tryhards

[wintry heron]

Terrorbyte is good in pvp

It’s really strong armor wise

The turret and the drone make it strong

[barren orbit]

ya and the bloody Oppressor mk2 in the back?

[wintry heron]

Yeah

A force

[barren orbit]

well as a last stand

[wintry heron]

Ye

[short lake]

How much missile terrorbyte takes?

[barren orbit]

4

[short lake]

Naah

[barren orbit]

i think

or 20

[short lake]

It takes more then 20

22

Or something

[barren orbit]

or u can hide in an RC Bandito

or the RC Tonk

[wintry heron]

Heheh

Get droned bitch

[barren orbit]

Or u can try the ez way out

[wintry heron]

Do I get the nightshark

MOC cab

Or stick with terror

[barren orbit]

Terror is better i think

smaller

more maneuverable

and it stronger

or u can get a deluxo

my dream in gta is to open a Deluxo Taxi company

[wintry heron]

Fuck

My controller died in the middle of a 1v1

Survived

[tough mountain]

Is kosatka a good investment?

[wintry heron]

Yes

[barren orbit]

use it to shoot op mk2

[tough mountain]

Cool i did casino heist and i got 2.8

[barren orbit]

as pavel says

[short lake]

Lmao don't ask just buy it

[tough mountain]

Kk lol

[wintry heron]

Oh shoot they got khanjali out

How do I counter

[tough mountain]

2.8 mil is the biggest money i ever earned in gta lol

[short lake]

Wut is ur gta 5 ign?

[tough mountain]

Orb lol 😂

[short lake]

By sub u can earn as much as u like

[tough mountain]

Dang thanks im in the cutscene at the music locker

[short lake]

Np lol

[tough mountain]

How much is the chopper included in the sub?

Or can be added

[short lake]

I don't remember

[tough mountain]

The thing im excited for about the sub is pavel

Heard some good stories about him

[wintry heron]

Got a kill on them

[alpine bobcat]

Hello

[short lake]

Yo@alpine bobcat

[alpine bobcat]

?

[short lake]

??

[alpine bobcat]

What u want

[wintry heron]

Wtf how is he moving when paused

[alpine bobcat]

Whp

Who

[short lake]

@alpine bobcat u only said hello so i replied yo

[alpine bobcat]

O

Ok

[short lake]

[wintry heron]

How to afk

[short lake]

Watch that on yt there u will understand better

[naive glade]

Yo guys I have the conspirator but can't get into submarine

what the, I even got it last time, it didn't save or something?

BRUHHH

time ran out, and now I can get in 😐

[short lake]

Wdym

[magic geyser]

I haven't played GTA and bought the new car OoO

[naive glade]

cayo heist prep bug or smtg

[dull summit]

Yo

[naive glade]

ello

[high tundra]

olle

ded chat xd

[dull summit]

Yes

[red whale]

Bruh im always getting tequila and one or 2 gold...

[naive glade]

yo

how to change mode in a delxo

[red whale]

On pc?

[naive glade]

duke of death vs deluxo greifer

PC yes

[red whale]

Idk prolly x or e

Long press

[naive glade]

lol he kicked me of it

[shy ice]

lol

[red whale]

Im on ps4 i have no ide

Idea

[naive glade]

tried to drown it, didn work lol

lmao

[red whale]

Lmao

[naive glade]

[the moment i killed him i got a good behavoir bonus

[red whale]

Gta logic

[naive glade]

he's comming back lol

[red whale]

This is my fourth scope out

[naive glade]

lmao

he suiside

[shy ice]

[naive glade]

i dorged his missile guns lmao

using my atomizser against him

[red whale]

Why is the velum so slow

[naive glade]

beuh he left 😐

[smoky ginkgo]

its uh VELUM

[naive glade]

i was in a cayo heist perp and couldn't call my MOC

is there a way to cancel the prep you are in

only the prep?

[high tundra]

nope

u need to join new session

[naive glade]

oof

[high tundra]

[naive glade]

delexo greifer left after i killed him twice with an up an atomizer

[soft basin]

Killed

[naive glade]

not hit, killed

[soft basin]

Like how do you kill with that gun

[naive glade]

lmao made his dexulo crash

and killed him when he tried to spwan it again

[soft basin]

Hehe

[naive glade]

noice sticker

can u send it in my dm 🙃

[dull summit]

Sounds like a low level

[naive glade]

idk couldn't check his level, he left 🤣

[drowsy mantle]

I just 2k for good behaviour after blowing up 3 boats and 1 helicopter from Merryweather

[dull summit]

I mean you

[naive glade]

64, fairly new i guess

[dull summit]

Mhm

[tough mountain]

Doing casino heist and i saw a fundraiser for the valet guy lol

[drowsy mantle]

Lol

[smoky ginkgo]

bet u using main entrance as exit

[smoky ginkgo]

F A M I L Y

[tough mountain]

Nah

[smoky ginkgo]

h o w

[tough mountain]

Doing it sneaky

[smoky ginkgo]

ohhh u mean poster in casino right?

[drowsy mantle]

Should I sign up with my social club account on the Lifeinvader website

[naive glade]

ye

free sprunk, free paintjob, haircut and some discounts

[drowsy mantle]

Imma get 10% on elitas, warstock and legendary motorsport

And that free sprunk

[tough mountain]

Yea

[drowsy mantle]

Franklin got rid of another yee yee ass haircut

[smoky ginkgo]

that meme is LEGEND

[drowsy mantle]

Ikr

[wintry heron]

Am I allowed to ask questions about planes and helicopters in gta here? lmao I sound dumb.

[drowsy mantle]

Should I post his yee yee ass haircut?

[drowsy mantle]

Yeah

[smoky ginkgo]

I mean ts gta discussion so.....

[drowsy mantle]

As long as it's not to ask for help in businesses or heists

[smoky ginkgo]

y e s

[drowsy mantle]

People get mad and say use lfg

[wintry heron]

So, I bought the savage and was originally gonna save up for the B-11. Good idea or not?

[eternal flame]

Heyyyy

Sup

How do I check my level

[smoky ginkgo]

its uh a tie basically

[wintry heron]

I can say 51/49 on this lmao.

[smoky ginkgo]

u in Xbox so uh idk

[eternal flame]

I meant on server hah

[smoky ginkgo]

i guess lol

[wintry heron]

Savage has infinite missile thing lol.

[smoky ginkgo]

ur lvl 15

[eternal flame]

Ah thanks

[smoky ginkgo]

click at ur pfp

[wintry heron]

And it can hover with the explosive cannon.

[eternal flame]

Ooh-right okay my roles

[wintry heron]

so like 40/60.

[smoky ginkgo]

PROBALLY

[eternal flame]

Savage sucks

Imo

[smoky ginkgo]

Its not that bad

[wintry heron]

No it’s not.

[eternal flame]

It turns like The Zhaba

[wintry heron]

I got like 35 kills with it.

On actual players.

Not tryna be like a briefer.

[eternal flame]

Yea but it’s easier

[wintry heron]

Griefer*

[eternal flame]

To kill people back

2 RPG or 1 minigun spam and ur shot down

[wintry heron]

You mean homing missile?

[eternal flame]

RPG

[wintry heron]

It needs to be fired way in front of it to hit.

[eternal flame]

The savage is slo tho that’s what I’m saying

[wintry heron]

Not really.

[eternal flame]

It’s easier to hit

Bc it’s a slow big helicopter

[wintry heron]

But very powerful.

[eternal flame]

It’s powerful

[wintry heron]

The buzzard, but upgraded.

[eternal flame]

But I think There’s better PVP planes

[wintry heron]

Yea. I don’t do it for dog fights.

[eternal flame]

Hunter definitely and sparrow if ur mad crazy skilled

[wintry heron]

I just kinda use it as a go to helicopter. Like y’know, go across the map and stuff.

[eternal flame]

Bc sparrow has 500000 mph speed

[harsh vessel]

How much missiles does it take to blow up the akula

[eternal flame]

Yea I get u

[wintry heron]

Blow up a few players for fun.

[eternal flame]

Like 3

[smoky ginkgo]

thats not bad

[wintry heron]

Cause my counterfeit cash factory is in paleto bay. My home and stuff is at the city.

[eternal flame]

I would change that

[wintry heron]

It takes like a minute or minute thirty to get there in the savage.

[eternal flame]

No point wasting 5 mins going to paleto may aswell just not use it

Buy a sub and sparrow = profit

[wintry heron]

It’s 2.2 mil.

And like add that up and it’s like a lot.

[eternal flame]

When u can afford it

Get it

[naive glade]

~worth it tho

[wintry heron]

That’s why I have the factory.

[eternal flame]

I made over 50 mil in 6 months

[wintry heron]

200-260 K each time I sell.

[eternal flame]

2nd Best purchase I made on the game

[smoky ginkgo]

laugh in cayo perico

[eternal flame]

Number one is definetly my Cerberus from arena war

[wintry heron]

Wait, what’s the best business to buy to earn tons of money quick?

[eternal flame]

laughs in boredom

[harsh vessel]

You can make that in a week with cayo b2b

[eternal flame]

Yea but 1. I don’t b2b
2. I don’t play a lot

[harsh vessel]

Nightclub

[smoky ginkgo]

laugh in casino heist

[wintry heron]

I mean for the motorcycle club stuff.

[eternal flame]

So 50mil is pretty good

[harsh vessel]

Cocaine

Motorcycle business are so bad anyways

Cayo is way better

[eternal flame]

I agree

[wintry heron]

I don’t do heist.

[eternal flame]

I might retire my bunker

😭

It’s not worth it anymore

[harsh vessel]

That’s ur problem

[smoky ginkgo]

its a passive business lol

[wintry heron]

Bunker is better, right?

[harsh vessel]

It’s semi passive since u still need to buy supllies

[wintry heron]

I don’t buy the supplies.

[harsh vessel]

Nightclub doesn’t need to buy supplies

[eternal flame]

Bunker makes u 53k profit per hour

[smoky ginkgo]

take longer for product to go full

[wintry heron]

I take risks.

[eternal flame]

But bunker makes u more money

[harsh vessel]

Yh but it’s better with more people

[naive glade]

not doing heist + not buying supplies 😐

[smoky ginkgo]

i mean we just buy

[eternal flame]

Bunker makes u more money in Purchase/Suplly ratio

[eternal flame]

Yh it is I just sell it solo Usally unless I’m with my mates

[harsh vessel]

I only have bunker for the research

[naive glade]

~same

[eternal flame]

I only have bunker for MOC

That shits a tank

[harsh vessel]

And that

[eternal flame]

Look infinite lazar runs

[wintry heron]

I like flying my helicopter. I’m not spending 100k+ to buy supplies.

[eternal flame]

It’s worth it

U make profit

[smoky ginkgo]

stealing supplies is useless

[wintry heron]

It’s more fun.

[eternal flame]

Do u have a Ceo office?

[harsh vessel]

It’s better to buy supplies if ur solo

[naive glade]

U can make beter money SOLO in cayo

[harsh vessel]

Fr

[smoky ginkgo]

only take 1 bar if u steal supplies once

[harsh vessel]

Yh it’s better with more people

[smoky ginkgo]

i bully mr rubio every 1 hour

[harsh vessel]

I bully Rubio every 10 mins

[smoky ginkgo]

H O W

[harsh vessel]

Cayo b2b

[smoky ginkgo]

replay glitch right

[naive glade]

is replay glitch patched?

[harsh vessel]

Yes

[harsh vessel]

No

[smoky ginkgo]

nope Cockstar cant patch it

[harsh vessel]

It’s been there for years

They never patched it

[wintry heron]

So, what business should I buy to earn money the quickest way? I’ll save like 2 million then buy it.

[harsh vessel]

Nightclub

[naive glade]

I see i have been lied to 👁️ 👁️

[wintry heron]

Just spam missions and stuff.

[smoky ginkgo]

thats why they have minimum cut instead of 0 cut

[harsh vessel]

What

[smoky ginkgo]

[wintry heron]

Should I also sell my low rider for 600K? I’ve had it for a year.

[harsh vessel]

What’s that

[naive glade]

😐 bruh

[smoky ginkgo]

your choice

[wintry heron]

I forget what car it is.

It’s worth like 498K or something.

[naive glade]

a whole lobby is teaching these 2 duelxo greifer lmao

one just left and the other keeps on dying

[harsh vessel]

Ok

[naive glade]

u can't sell a car for the prize you bought i think

[eternal flame]

I’m back

[smoky ginkgo]

gta 5 radio is better than actual radio. CHANGE MY MIND

[naive glade]

hello back i am atomic

[eternal flame]

Ehhh maybe

[eternal flame]

🗿

[naive glade]

vice city radio is better than GTA 5

[harsh vessel]

Depends what music u listen to

[smoky ginkgo]

i forgot that game was exist, back in my day i was fighting wth my sister to play gta vice city on PS2 lmao

[harsh vessel]

How old are you

[smoky ginkgo]

16

im still not 18+ 😭

[naive glade]

what you doing in gta online 👀

[harsh vessel]

Bruh how did u play vice city at That age

U must’ve been young

[smoky ginkgo]

bro my dad bought ps2 when i was 5

[naive glade]

vice city is still older than you lmao

[harsh vessel]

Why didn’t u get ps3 it was out by then

[smoky ginkgo]

it was expensive that time

[harsh vessel]

Oh

[eternal flame]

Boy what the hell some lads got boom boomed shot up in Plymouth

[harsh vessel]

Ok

[smoky ginkgo]

[neon moth]

hey i’m new to this server

[harsh vessel]

Ok

[eternal flame]

Wrong emoji 😭🤣

[dull summit]

Cool

[smoky ginkgo]

i thought it was FUNNY?

[eternal flame]

Ermmm 🤔 no haha

[drowsy mantle]

I've connected my xbox already to social club and I am stalking warstock, elitas and legendary motorsport but it won't give me the 10% discounts

[smoky ginkgo]

U mean someone got shot in your town?

[naive glade]

funie 🙃

[eternal flame]

U get discounts for that?

[drowsy mantle]

Yes

On Lifeinvader

[eternal flame]

Not my town but in England and guns go boom rare in England so it’s a surprise 🤣

[smoky ginkgo]

O H

[eternal flame]

U trust life invader!

[smoky ginkgo]

i forgot Life Invader was exist

[drowsy mantle]

You can find it on social club or just search it up then sign in to social club then it will take you to Lifeinvader

[eternal flame]

Story mode mission when guys head explodes

[drowsy mantle]

Probs because GTAV's version of Mark Zuckerberg died

[naive glade]

who needs and ATM when u can withdraw and deposit from you phone

[smoky ginkgo]

i only played gta v story mode until i unlocked trevor lmao

[wintry heron]

then you did the mission where the guys head explodes

[naive glade]

i didn't even unlock trevor i just unlocked michal last week or smtg

[wintry heron]

its called "Friend Request"

[drowsy mantle]

It is the mission before the jewel store heist

[smoky ginkgo]

i forgot because it was a long time ago

[wintry heron]

i replay story mode every once in a while

[dull summit]

[drowsy mantle]

And after the mission when you first meet Martin Madrazo after hitting Michael with a baseball bat

[wintry heron]

no that was before

thats why michael got in touch with lester

to get money to pay off madrazo

[drowsy mantle]

No the mission came after that

[wintry heron]

no

[drowsy mantle]

The one when Lester first showed up came after the one with Martin Madrazo

[smoky ginkgo]

if Madrazo's family not exist, then there is no cayo perico

[drowsy mantle]

What?

[wintry heron]

yes and thats is the Friend Request where the guys head explodes

[smoky ginkgo]

they are the buyer lol

[drowsy mantle]

Yes

You said that came before

[wintry heron]

np

no

[drowsy mantle]

Yes

[wintry heron]

i said madrazo's house being pulled down came before

[alpine bobcat]

Hello

[wintry heron]

hello

[drowsy mantle]

I'm saying the Lifeinvader mission came after the one with Martin Madrazo

[wintry heron]

thats what im saying

[inner spear]

There was a car meet so I finally caved in and purchased a kuruma

[wintry heron]

ok

[inner spear]

Yes

Now I want a nightshark even though most of the people in my lobbies are Chinese bots how tf do I change my region man

[dull summit]

Damn you rich

[wintry heron]

yeah bro he must be so rich

[inner spear]

Yeah dude

A whole 10 grand I'm ballin

[smoky ginkgo]

Alot of moni

[inner spear]

Ayo any of y'all need a loan hmu

For 10k you can get like 5k snacks bro I'm BALLING

[drowsy mantle]

How do I use them 10% discounts from Lifeinvader?

[dull summit]

Lol

U don’t

[tough mountain]

Any tips for Cayo Perico? Just bought me a sub

[drowsy mantle]

But the free Sprunk

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/late-night-seth-lnsm-lnsmgi-fs-seth-meyers-no-you-dont-gif-9200296

[naive glade]

hmm

[inner spear]

Yes if you wanna hop in dms

[naive glade]

use silencer

[drowsy mantle]

There should be a ramp that you can use the Machez Scout bike

[wintry heron]

watch a guide on how to scope out, and a guide on how to do the heist

[drowsy mantle]

Get past the guards and cameras

[dull summit]

Always do velum approach never get gold cus it takes up way to much space

[worthy holly]

Anyone know how to unlock expensive rounds on heavy sniper mk2. When I try to select the option it says some stuff about bunker research.

[naive glade]

disruption mission server no purpose

[drowsy mantle]

Go up to the control tower

[wintry heron]

and do all the disruption missions

[drowsy mantle]

Scope out everything on the cameras

[wintry heron]

and grab all cash

its the best

[drowsy mantle]

Parachute to the main dock

[dull summit]

Yh they help so much

[wintry heron]

yes

[drowsy mantle]

Scope out the secondary targets

Grab a boat

Go to the back of the compound

[brazen pier]

For cayo is the primary target randomized or ?

[drowsy mantle]

Get caught by a guard

[dull summit]

Oh and always use demolition charges

[wintry heron]

yes

[brazen pier]

Ok thanks

[drowsy mantle]

Don't do disruption

[wintry heron]

yes, and never use silencers

[dull summit]

Am I the only one who doesn’t use apartment garages?

[drowsy mantle]

@tough mountain did you get all that?

[wintry heron]

you are the only one, i mean i only use my apartment garage to store my weaponized or armored vehicles

[drowsy mantle]

Should I get the Deluxo trade price?

[wintry heron]

idk

[dull summit]

I just have some cheap random vehicles in there

[wintry heron]

i have some cheap random vehicles like dave's beetle in the free airport garage

[dull summit]

Idek what I got in there

[drowsy mantle]

Never buy the hangers at LSIA, always buy the cheapest hanger at Fort Zancudo

[wintry heron]

is the LSIA hangar the most expensive one?

[drowsy mantle]

No

[naive glade]

no

[wintry heron]

the other fort zancudo one?

[drowsy mantle]

But if you buy the Fort Zancudo one

You don't get a wanted level when you enter

[naive glade]

but for hangar give u no wated level when ur in

ye

[dull summit]

Lol

[wintry heron]

i have fort zancudo hangar, but idk if i got the cheap or expensive one

[naive glade]

I bought the wrong hangar 😦

oof

[wintry heron]

i want the most expensive everything

because i have 45 mil

[drowsy mantle]

I got hangar 3497

[naive glade]

buy everything in the game without sharkcards 👀

[drowsy mantle]

That's the cheapest one

[wintry heron]

i never bought shark cards

[naive glade]

the right side one?

[wintry heron]

im gonna check what hangar i got

[drowsy mantle]

Yes

[naive glade]

lol i was jk

[naive glade]

same, i wanted one in left tho

the other don't have any blockages outside

[drowsy mantle]

I'm switching to the Grand Senora Desert Bunker after getting the Facility then Nightclub

Should I get the Deluxo trade price still though?

[wintry heron]

if you want to, get it, i didnt get trade price

[drowsy mantle]

3rd hard mode cayo perico heist lol

[wintry heron]

Lol I just destroyed a guy in a B-11 who was tryna kill me on top of maze bank. Savage gang for life. lol.

[naive glade]

I did like 5 in a row, i don't see why its called hard mode tho lol

[wintry heron]

i have hangar 3499

[drowsy mantle]

The hard mode cayo perico heist goes back to normal if you leave after doing the heist and not buying a new one

[naive glade]

not buying?

wut

[drowsy mantle]

The 25k

[wintry heron]

lol

[naive glade]

even easy mode need 25k

lol

[drowsy mantle]

That's the one on left it's not the cheapest but it's not the expensive hangar

[naive glade]

u need to wait like an hour to not get hardmode

[drowsy mantle]

It's the mid price hangar

[wintry heron]

yes but you have 48 minutes to start the heist to get hard mode

[naive glade]

u need to pay 25k even for non hard mode lol

[drowsy mantle]

48 minutes to wait for a message back?

[wintry heron]

everyone knows that bro

[drowsy mantle]

It's like 2 minutes for me

[naive glade]

not meta i guess

[wintry heron]

no

[naive glade]

wait 48 min after that 2 min

[drowsy mantle]

Wdym?

[wintry heron]

48 minutes to activate hard mode

[wintry heron]

after you get the message, you have 48 minutes, and after that time passes its not hard mode anymore

[drowsy mantle]

Oh

[naive glade]

just wait an hour after you finish a heist

[wintry heron]

if you don't activate it, it'll go back to normal

[tough mountain]

Yea

[drowsy mantle]

I thought it was 48 hours lol

[wintry heron]

lol

[naive glade]

there is no difference imo

[drowsy mantle]

BTW don't get the explosives, Marksman weapon loadout is my choice but you can go for the sniper

[naive glade]

I like to use assult shotgun

[drowsy mantle]

Everybody has their own choice

[wintry heron]

i sometimes use aggressor and sometimes conspirator

for me

i use assault shotgun to clear out close range enemies

[wintry heron]

Me too

[drowsy mantle]

The last thing a guard sees before shooting at me is a guy with green hair and clown facepaint

[viscid cosmos]

Best way to level up rn

*?

[drowsy mantle]

Uh

Search on YouTube

[wintry heron]

survival is always good

[viscid cosmos]

Always or currently because it won't be doubled always

By doubled I mean rp

[wintry heron]

its not double money and rp anymore

but its still good

[viscid cosmos]

Ok

[dull summit]

Yo

[drowsy mantle]

It seems GTAV is acknowledging that I have stalked some websites on Lifeinvader and are giving me the 10 percent discounts

[dull summit]

It seems GTAV is acknowledging that I have stalked some websites on Lifeinvader and are giving me the 10 percent discounts

[wintry heron]

It seems GTAV is acknowledging that I have stalked some websites on Lifeinvader and are giving me the 10 percent discounts

[drowsy mantle]

Oh fuck off

[dull summit]

Lol

[wintry heron]

Lol

guys what should i do

i keep getting the error

uninstall

[drowsy mantle]

What error?

[wintry heron]

unable to launch thegame pleaase verify your game data

Hey

[drowsy mantle]

Go in to another game

The go back to GTAV

[wintry heron]

play another game

and dont go back to gta

and uninstall gta to have some more space for other games

[wintry heron]

ok lemme try that out

[drowsy mantle]

I sometimes get an error and it works on my xbox by doing that

[dull summit]

Basically I can fix it but need your account details and credit card details

[drowsy mantle]

Hello your computer has virus

[wintry heron]

and a 2000 dollar amazon gift card

[unborn raven]

e

[dull summit]

Oh and your pc

[wintry heron]

E

[drowsy mantle]

I would need your account details and credit card number so I can fix the virus

[dull summit]

Oh and your whole life

[wintry heron]

and i need you to install this app

[dull summit]

E

[wintry heron]

so i can access your computor

[drowsy mantle]

And I would need you to pay £1000000 to do this

[wintry heron]

to fix the poroblem

[fluid sparrow]

Hey, should I buy that new car in GTA?

[dull summit]

No

[drowsy mantle]

Yes

[dull summit]

Don’t buy any car

[wintry heron]

yes

[dull summit]

All cars are shit

[wintry heron]

buy every car in the game

[drowsy mantle]

I would need your credit card number and account details so you can buy it

[fluid sparrow]

Well I have over 100M

[dull summit]

Just buy the sprunk plane

[unborn raven]

lazarbeam style

[dull summit]

Or the blimp

Only them

No cars

[drowsy mantle]

Sprunk blimp

[dull summit]

Only newbies use cars

[wintry heron]

Blimp is cool

nah didnt work

[drowsy mantle]

I use the Faggio MK II

[wintry heron]

Hey

[shy ice]

[fluid sparrow]

Hey I'm playing from long time around 1 year

[dull summit]

I use your mum

[shy ice]

I saw that

[dull summit]

You can’t be serious right?

[drowsy mantle]

That means I would need your account details and credit card number to fix and pay 1 Million

[drowsy mantle]

My mum's dead

[wintry heron]

[fluid sparrow]

No

[dull summit]

I’m joking of course buy cars 😂

[fluid sparrow]

😁🙋

[drowsy mantle]

Hold up?

Maze Bank?

[tardy locust]

Don't hand out any bank account information to anyone on this group. Except Maze Bank. We are trustworthy.

[drowsy mantle]

Confusion has hit me like a bus

[tardy locust]

Yes?

[drowsy mantle]

How are you here you're in another universe

[tardy locust]

I'm everywhere.

[drowsy mantle]

Oh shit

Guess which Maze Bank office I own

[tardy locust]

Maze Bank West?

[drowsy mantle]

You must have not updated your SecuroServ then

That was my old office

I upgraded to Maze Bank Tower, own a garage

[tardy locust]

Congratulations. I'll update our records.

[drowsy mantle]

Lol

[worthy holly]

What car should I get for photos?

[tardy locust]

I just need you to send me your full address, credit card information and your mother's maiden name and your file can be updated.

[tardy locust]

A Sentinel Classic.

[drowsy mantle]

2044 North Conker Avenue, 0121doone and my mother's maiden name is No Shit and her last name is Sherlock

[tardy locust]

That address checks out. I just need the long number from your credit card and the last 3 digits from the back and you'll be all set.

[drowsy mantle]

Alright 6781350121doone and the last 3 digits on the back is 327

[tardy locust]

Thanks. We've charged you GTA$1,000,000 for admin fees. Your account is now updated.

[drowsy mantle]

I still see 4Mil in my bank

[tardy locust]

Maybe you used someone else's billing information? We've got our money, we don't care how we get it.

[drowsy mantle]

Don't worry

Because in 3

2

1

And we're live

Welcome to we've caught a scammer

And today we are joined by Maze Bank

[tardy locust]

Is that like "To Catch A Predator"?

[drowsy mantle]

We have used some information to grab this person's IP

And that they have taken money from their mother's account

What are your final words before the police show up?

[tardy locust]

The police are fed from my pockets. Cash is king.

[drowsy mantle]

Not anymore

They are fed from Aquaris now

After you tried scamming us

[tardy locust]

As long as it's not Fleeca

[drowsy mantle]

Aquaris hacked into your servers

And gave your buildings to

Fleeca

[tardy locust]

My servers are secured by a contractor based in Cayo Perico. His island is an impenetrable fortess. The most secure location in the world.

Good luck getting past his guards

[drowsy mantle]

Say that to the person who has robbed him many times and hacked his servers to not be secured anymore

His password for almost everything is panthers

[tardy locust]

The police are now looking for you. Thief!

[drowsy mantle]

And they are at your door

Too late

Plus Lester bribed them

And SecuroServ

[tardy locust]

Be right back. Just getting arrested.

[alpine bobcat]

#📸┃gta-media

[drowsy mantle]

I saw

[alpine bobcat]

Good boy.

pets @drowsy mantle

[tardy locust]

Blue nipples for the win.

[drowsy mantle]

I feel uncomfortable

[drowsy mantle]

Hey you're supposed to be arrested!

[tardy locust]

I bribed the police. They gave me my phone back and I'm now using it to look at blue nipples and plan my revenge.

[alpine bobcat]

Let's go only 1 more air freight for pyro trade price

NOOO

It's the titan one

[ruby turret]

what

[alpine bobcat]

@ruby turret @ruby turret

Does Akula have infinite homings?

BRO answer

It's important

Ok guess I'll use hydra like last time

[drowsy mantle]

@tardy locust Should I get the trade price for the Deluxo?

[alpine bobcat]

Yes

[drowsy mantle]

Alright then

[ruby turret]

idk

maybe yes

ok

[alpine bobcat]

HOW

Dont you know

[ruby turret]

i dont use akula

[alpine bobcat]

Imma beat ur ass i need 100% sure answer

[ruby turret]

uh

uh

[tardy locust]

Fuck the Deluxo

[ruby turret]

yes

ok

[drowsy mantle]

I am hungry

[alpine bobcat]

K

[drowsy mantle]

Imma get some lunch

[alpine bobcat]

Too late I'm using hydra now

[dusty barn]

Bro where do i need to go to get some help for the prizon break hiest?

Im new btw

[wintry heron]

Heyy

[wintry heron]

in #💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc

[dusty barn]

Thanks

[wintry heron]

np

Twodoor? 🥺

[alpine bobcat]

Bro I feel like before every trade price I get the titan one

[wintry heron]

Heyy

[mint zealot]

@wintry heron congratulations

[wintry heron]

Ty

[spiral stream]

The fuck, I keep getting Ruby necklace on Cayo, 3 times in a row

This is rigged

[alpine bobcat]

Bro if if if if

[wintry heron]

Thats not even a lot

[alpine bobcat]

I never thought of using personal aircraft

[wintry heron]

Ive had 7 bonds in a row

[alpine bobcat]

On this missolion

[spiral stream]

I know but 3 times in a row

[alpine bobcat]

It would still be a pain

[spiral stream]

That’s a bit weird

I guess at least it’s not tequila

[high tundra]

ded chat xd

[wintry heron]

Twodoor

[wintry heron]

Burbberebrgirr

Mmmm

[rotund pawn]

@alpine bobcat wakey wakey

[mint zealot]

Bunger

[wintry heron]

No

[rotund pawn]

i might need a small amount of assistance

[wintry heron]

Burbrrbeergur

[mint zealot]

Barburguererer

[alpine bobcat]

@rotund pawn on what

Or with what

[wintry heron]

Berburger

[alpine bobcat]

let's gloo

[rotund pawn]

well i kinda have a small fight

[alpine bobcat]

Goo

Trade price for pyro

[alpine bobcat]

Oh my hydra will do

Or zancudo lazer

Check dms

[wintry heron]

Ill join (;

[strong imp]

Borgir

[alpine bobcat]

No

[rotund pawn]

Sure

[alpine bobcat]

@rotund pawn NO

Why u cheating on me with him

[wintry heron]

Yes 🥰

[alpine bobcat]

I want seks he wants moni

[mint zealot]

[wintry heron]

No no no

[alpine bobcat]

I also want moni but I want seks the most

[wintry heron]

I want relationship

No moni or sex

[alpine bobcat]

@rotund pawn DMs

[mint zealot]

I want an F-16

[wintry heron]

Go get it then 😜

[mint zealot]

No that would be illegal

[gray coral]

Chat how many large crate warehouses should I buy 2 should be enough yes?

[mint zealot]

0

Crates suck

Unless it's double money

[elder wigeon]

damn

[wintry heron]

Cargo is actually good

For rp

For money it sux

[elder wigeon]

idk
u can see crates guide on yt

[gray coral]

TheProfessional clearly has better knowledge so I shall buy 2 large crate warehouses when I get the money

[mint zealot]

Why ask us then?

[wintry heron]

Exactly

Stilupid

Stupid

[elder wigeon]

lol

[mint zealot]

Smh kxnq that's a bit rude

[gray coral]

[elder wigeon]

lol

[wintry heron]

Im sorry 😢

[mint zealot]

[elder wigeon]

[wintry heron]

Do u accept my apology?

[mint zealot]

Yes

[elder wigeon]

🤔

[wintry heron]

🙂😜

[mint zealot]

[elder wigeon]

[wintry heron]

[elder wigeon]

[wintry heron]

O

[elder wigeon]

[mint zealot]

Stop emoji spam

[elder wigeon]

[mint zealot]

[gray coral]

Noh18 out here casually spamming every emoji he can find

[elder wigeon]

lol

[wintry heron]

Who wants to fight

[mint zealot]

Pillow fight?

[gray coral]

I think he meant bed wars

[wintry heron]

Yesss😜😜

[mint zealot]

What is that

[elder wigeon]

i think he meant mma

[wintry heron]

Mc bedwars?

[gray coral]

bed wars meaning wrestling in bed

[elder wigeon]

😏

[wintry heron]

Oh sure

[mint zealot]

[wintry heron]

Id do that

[elder wigeon]

[elder wigeon]

🤣

[wintry heron]

🥲

[elder wigeon]

😦

[alpine bobcat]

HOLA

[wintry heron]

Heyy

[mint zealot]

If the next gta doesn't have a female protagonist I'll riot

[alpine bobcat]

Nvm Lilith is here

[gray coral]

[mint zealot]

Death to R*

[rotund pawn]

Roctar

[alpine bobcat]

@rotund pawn this is what I meant

With forward

[mint zealot]

[gray coral]

Cockstar*

[alpine bobcat]

Look at where I am

[mint zealot]

[wintry heron]

😮

[alpine bobcat]

Theres the intersection

Like my cowboy fit?

[rotund pawn]

no

[alpine bobcat]

Kids and this is why u don't look at your phone while driving

[rotund pawn]

Am pro driver

[alpine bobcat]

Yes

Now wait

Lemme make magic and go to bunker

And I'll sell my bunker and after that my hangar

[rotund pawn]

shut the heck up i unlocked livery for this thing

[alpine bobcat]

K

O

[ruby turret]

wrong

[gray coral]

No cap flying a base luxor from sandy shores was more fun than just flying my oppressor in a straight line like a boring mf

[alpine bobcat]

Omg sexy anime girl

[elder wigeon]

ok go riot

[rotund pawn]

looks ok

[alpine bobcat]

Put that livery on🥵🥵🥵

[ruby turret]

where

[alpine bobcat]

Yes

This one

🥵🥵🥵

I'm coming

[ruby turret]

ok

[gray coral]

[mint zealot]

[ruby turret]

legitimate businessman

[alpine bobcat]

K imma go hangar

@rotund pawn wanna help me?

[elder wigeon]

in what? 😏

[rotund pawn]

[mint zealot]

[rotund pawn]

[elder wigeon]

💩

[mint zealot]

[rotund pawn]

@mint zealot tf u listening to

🤨🤨🤨

[mint zealot]

Music

[elder wigeon]

✈️ 🏣 🏣

[elder wigeon]

chun li by nicklodean

[ruby turret]

wrong

[mint zealot]

Chang lay by Niki manaya

[ruby turret]

ching chong hoeeeee

[rotund pawn]

bad song

[elder wigeon]

🤣

[mint zealot]

I respect your opinion

[rotund pawn]

[mint zealot]

[ruby turret]

gender

[rotund pawn]

1969 Dodge Charger 500

[alpine bobcat]

@rotund pawn u wanna help or not?

[rotund pawn]

[ruby turret]

sexy

[rotund pawn]

ies

[mint zealot]

what?

[alpine bobcat]

Imagine not being a Samsung fridge 2020

[rotund pawn]

[ruby turret]

no

[ruby turret]

thats my gender

[mint zealot]

okay that's not really an answer to my question

[alpine bobcat]

Damn also mine

[rotund pawn]

Seks

[alpine bobcat]

Wanna make seks?

[mint zealot]

But I'll take it, no point in arguing with airheads

[rotund pawn]

excuse me im not airhead

[alpine bobcat]

Damn Lilith is really mad

[mint zealot]

I didn't say you

[rotund pawn]

Was just making sure

[mint zealot]

however I can't confirm nor deny that

[alpine bobcat]

Ye we all know you were talking about yourself

[rotund pawn]

[ruby turret]

yes

[hazy tulip]

i wish i have gta5 on pc

[alpine bobcat]

K ur the girl

[mint zealot]

Get it then

[ruby turret]

just buy it

[alpine bobcat]

SIKE i only make seks with splisu

[rotund pawn]

im good

[alpine bobcat]

And seksy

[ruby turret]

i hate u

[hazy tulip]

my mom doesnt let me cuz of the economic cristest

[ruby turret]

@alpine bobcat

[mint zealot]

Then get a job

[ruby turret]

im going to sue u

[rotund pawn]

The what

[alpine bobcat]

Damn u can also fit a punch from me?