#๐โgta-discussion
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Then alarm rings
lester is cutie



lester walks like he wears adult diapers
he just has too big of an dick
Cuz he requires support
hard to walk
he just has to big of a shit in his pants
You dissing lester huh
yes
ok
oh the english one
Yes
DAVE
Cripis situation here in paradise

Can u bring me some pizza's
-Annoying Dave
Y
Dave do be annoying
For cayo grinders
but he could have had them deliver to the airport
Yes lmao
i mean it's the only way to make a okay amount of money without losing your fucking sanity
After doing everything dave doesnt annoy tho
How good is lazer in dogfight
Doing it again and again is so boring
yeah you do like 4 missions and you never have to hear from him again
the heist itself is complete bullshit but still rockstar atleast have improved by 0.1%
but less than other grinds imo
Best
no it's more
What about planes like pyro or b11
This mf left thank god
it's not the best
What did he do tho?
This is funny as shit ngl

Pyro is also good but looping with it is hard
B11 is good for bombing
What is theb
How can a mf not do cayo perico
Its so boring but u r also forced to do it lol
No clue
Bruh
pyro, starling
B11 has a great turning circle so it's good for air to air combat-
maybe b-11
lazer is good for the first pass, if you hit once you win. During the fight, if your enemy makes a mistake, they also die in one hit
Yes
Yup
With agility n everything
Acceleration is better than hydra
Whats best way to practise flying those lol
Invite only
the hydra can do some cool stall tricks but those aren't easy. Against any bad pilot you would win even without the stall, and against any good pilot you would probably lose anyways
I got a lockup and have enough for upgrades and I have a bunker with upgrades and saw on the rags to riches video to sell between each casino hiest but is there smth else I could do in the meantime
Strippers and prozis
I rlly wanna try gtaguessr
But I'm too lazy
Maybe I'll try Lazer
Later
Fuck not Lazer
Lazers shit

Yes
anyone else running into problems with saving online
Nope
Yeah me

Dead chat
Can anybody help me in casino job
just completed cmm 
Cool
eating pizza rn

Anybody wanna do Peter griffin over night eu time

Lol
what should i spend 3m on?
nothing
Strippers and prozis
Fake boobs
drop album
Damn
Agreed
Very
yes

Ok
idk if i have done prison break before does anyone know how to check
Go to your heist planning board
No
And see what spines available
yea but idk if i have done it off of someone elses invite yk
Oh
what is worth more on cayo cash or paintings?
ok
Or coke after gold if you wanna go find it
It goes gold coke paitings cash then weed
Hello please, there are some prep mission in cayo prics that i saw sone talking of not doing them
Which one should i do: approach, equipement, weapon loadout and distruption
Okey
U mean i do the safe code and fingerprint cloner
And you dont do the last box either
After weapons
Cant remeber what they called I think the guy said above actuallu
Ignore me
Disruption
What about the first one: approach vehicles
Yhhhh
Yep
Best in my opinion is the sub
sub or longfin, there isn't really a big difference either way
One with the spoke on front
I dont have sh*t lmao
Ramp

Yes
Just put 2.2m on that kostaka
How do I fix the All Fares in love and war glitch
I'd say the sub then just drive your sub till the yellow circle press right on de pad shoot the boats and helle down from your sub then board the merry weather sub

Real easy
The merryweather guards do have aim bot though
So I just bought a facilty and i have a question
Yhyh I die around corners but if you go in first person you can see them before they see you
But in 3rd they kill you before you see them xD
Can i do heists more than 1 time in the facility
I just spam snack and armour
Or use the atomizer before you enter the room xD nothing work for me
And i just got the game like 3 days ago
Yhyh same XD they can be annoying
Pls help
Doomsday scenario is complete pain
@wintry heron the weapon I suggest is the assault shot gun
Fully automatic and is lethal
Yeah
The assault shotgun is probably the best gun for PVE
Pls reply
Yeah fr it's so good holds 32 rounds to just walk into a room spraying it
Yes
You have to do all of them tho
Dunno why you would want to tho
Ngl I never done doomsday or casino
Donโt do doomsday itโs a pain
Okg i died under wated lmao
My lung capacity sucks ass
I used to grind the shit out of casino
My friends say doomstay is good buy facility so i bought it...
I'll probs do them both one day change it up from cayo maybe once or twice
Doomsday I got to the finale and just couldn't be asked
Do cayo it increases it very fast
Pretty bad decision
Yeah captain easyiest and fastest
Kosatka is better
Cayo*
Even casino is lol
Yeah
Its gonna be next thing i buy
Also you get kapitan sooo
I do all my set ups in 30/35 mins now with out distraction
Then like 7/8mins for the heist
Pretty sure the la mesa arcade is cheaper than the best facility
And that's like 1.5/2mil take so it's easy money really iv just been over playing it
Pathetic I do mine in 2 days ๐
Doomsday isn't fun ๐
Lmfaooooo xD
It was more of a test for casino to see if freemode preps worked
Most I did in 1 day was like 9 days fr and now I'm just kinda worn out droped to like 3/4 cayos lmfao
Cayos*
Not days
I just do them whenever
Yeah
I grinder to 10 mil
And bought what I wanted
I'm trying to grind till 100mil
Im getting one shoted nice
I don't even play the game much anymore
Got the yacht a few days ago
has anyone here ever seen the error message that says your not allowed in this gta online session and then it sends you back to the regular offline version?
never seen that error before
and i was able to reconnect after going back to the online menu
Why

Still haven't bought the yacht
@grave arch it should be the last thing you buy fr
When I can easily buy one
Im not gonna buy it
Yeah
Because at least they actually have a purpose
Someone rlly asking 4 40% on cayo just as a grabber
I just couldnt decide what to buy and my friend wanted somewhere nice to hang out so u got it xD the gold fittings where 750k ๐ณ
Lmao
More money W two
Yhhh depending what secondary you have @dull summit
Yh
If it's mostly cash I dont bother and go see if theres any coke
I used to have like a whole group in this server that I would do heists for and with lol
I got 5 gold but tequila 
Kinda miss the casino days tbh
But you know it'll be some spanner
Jeeez that's unlucky I been real lucky lately getting pink diamond alot
Yep
My best one is necklace
I had a level 25 join mine and he kept spamming me with "let me lead pls pls pls " then telling me to shush and shit when he wasnt listening
Lol
Also damn you probably dont believe me but I fr had pink diamond 4 times in a row
I can even tag everyone I did them with xD
Wtf
That's why I'm an anti social fuck with gta lol
Lol I remember once someone wanted their friend to do paintings with me on casino so there would be 3 ๐ ๐
And blocked me because I said no
I had some1 begging me to give them 85% on cayo cus they were โbrokeโ even though they had a maxed out sub and yacht
Like wtf
Lmfao I know right I been getting pink diamond loads xD I get so excited when I see that pink xD my biggest take up to now was 1.96 with another person all gold on hard
@dull summit lmfao they played you
My biggest take is 2.4
Well that's what I was talking about :") 1.96 my best till panther comes out again
Once panther comes out imma go hard on it ngl
Rip
Fat L
I'm getting ti that point atm
I can-grind it
I'm just getting hella bored of it just been driving around xD
But it's pretty hard when I actually enjoy other games more
Done 3 cayos today and I didnt even wanna do the last one I promised to help somone out so I had to
Hey what about weapons loadout, do I do the supressors ?
I can barely do 1 a day-
Aggressor with suppressors in the day
I'm waiting for college to start again I gotta alotta time on my hands xD my longest session is 14 and half hours
Shitttt that's sad
That's a little thing I like to call pain
not as long you do it at night time bc then it gives you the suppressors for free
It's 5k lol
How r u alive
And in the day its easier to see people lol
Lmfao it sure feels like a pain somtimes xD and ahhh been gaming my entire life I go through phases of just gaming ngl I'll be back out on my bike in no time when I get bored lmfao
what do you have your brightness on if cant see someone in the dark
I can do like 1 cayo a week how were u doing 8 a day
i see perfectly fine at night but you do you
Yes but it's easier
Lmfao they take 35 mins to set up if your fast about it and 7/10 mins to complete :") well for my anyways and my longest session is 14 and half hours and iv out about 13 days into the game in about 3 weeks xD
I have no life
That's just a fact lol
Put*
Bruh idc how fast it is its just so boring n mind numbing
Nahhh I get that fr
fr
Every time I do cayo I want to die
I just like the money yk xD 3 weeks ago I couldnt afford anything over 500k xD now I can afford anything :") just found it fun with all the money I guess
Makes it worth it
Imma be that one guy who grind till 1 bill one day probably xD got till gta 6 to try to xD
Grinds*
I hope they dont stop realising dlc on xbox one when enhanced comes out for new consoles
I ain't getting a new console till the damn prices lower
I only have to do one weapons mission right
yes
Yes
yea
just do 1
i do the one with the military rifle
conspirator
Prefer the aggressor
both are good
For the assault shotgun alone
I do aggressor
is that rifle any good?
The only 2 good loadout
yea but i shoot everyone in the head soo
Special carbine is just better
and i dont rlly use it in freeroam
So i do aggresor ok
Yeah same but when you gotta kill two togther shot guns really handy
How do i chose if i do it at night or day
In the prep screen before the heist where you chose the starting location etc
Yep you gotta start ot then its there
After you get to the screen for inviting people


Wait you canโt open dorms w one person wtf
Yo

@dull summit now you can now

Ffs
You gitta go to main docks
Ir if your lucky paintings in office
Ima just get someone to take 15%
That's okay it dont taje long to get there I would for the extra cash
Yhyh is easyier xD
No
question how did i get 9/8 stock of cash in my nightclub
Heckar ban him
Yo
Uh hi
Ok
Ok
Btw dont spam
Why i gotten 200k?
Lmfao I sent like 4 messages like 3 mins inbetween each other
Wouldnt really call that spam but okay mr police man
I know
Ohhh okay sorry for being rude then xD thabk you
L
Lmfao I'll make sure I dont spam I dont wanna get muted I like it here :") thanks
I was joking my dude
anyway do u actually know why
Yhyh I'm not dw xD
is it just some bug
Honestky I really dont I never get to 8 I'm to lazy :")
lol
Iโm never doing cayo W people from the lfg again
I got this guy I said grab what I shoot at he got is caught 2 times and nearly a 3rd and then he ran and grabbed cash and we missed out on 1.5 golds
But when I'm doing a heist I have 2 rules 1 stay two steps behind me notninfron not aside and 2 dont shoot and it works for me
Lmfaooo I'd of quit it at that point
Sheeesh
Not infront*
He tried killing people that where on the other side of compound ffs
Lmfao exactly why I do all the shooting xD if a person is to close to the bullet they hear it
Did you do it daniell?
Yh I done the shooting
But then he tried killing people
Ima buy me maze bank tower for 2m
Yeahhh I feel that @wintry heron I have screenshots of a guy from lfg and we got in and he was like "can I lead pls pls pls pls" I said nah sorry my heist and he started doing his own thing and started trying telling me what to do and kept telling me to shush a ton xD even called me a idiot for quiting the game xD
I hate that kind of people
Fr same I obviously had to quit it wasnt gonna complete it with him
Now I gotta save 7mil to buy the garage ๐
How much you have?
Which one? CEO?
4.3
Yh
Matte I hate greifers
Damn, i have only 40 mil
Also I just bought the first one and a custom shop gonna buy the ither two as I full them up
U broke
Is there any new players that wants to work together?
I only have 25mil ;-;
I know right
Idk
Get good
Can u even give cash
Oh
Cam only do it after w job with somone tho I think wont let me unless I do it with somone
A*
i deleted onedrive and now i have to do prologue all over again๐
Lol
i dont any more
Whenever i reinstall Windows the first thing i do is uninstall onedrive
i should have done that
Lol
Ngl I only have a crime book and the storage on it is awful so I gotta use onedrive
Lmfao
Crome*
Chrome*
Yep that's the one xD
I donโt even need this garage but I just want it
I have so much un used room for cars
I got the shark floor on my custom garage in my ceo building and it looks so good
I dont have much space left for cars
Hello anyone wanna do the final mission with me
I have all my facility parking , 2 apartment garages a 10 car garage half my auto shop 3 Floors in my nightclub all parking in my arena war workshop
Stealibg the goods
But I wanna buy a 7 mill garage ๐๐
Lol
Y is velum so slow
Y canโt they give me a fast plane 4 scope out
Well for that mission it is
Hellooooo again and again
They buffed the heath of the velum just for that mission
And what compound
Drainage
Doesn't matter you can escape anywhere
Just swim of escape point dont matter
Grab a bike ride past the helle pad ride of a cliff then swim till you finish
go main dock lot and then take the boat
@wintry heron Watch TGG's playthrough of cayo
I did i think, but because i never saw any if that i didbt graso much
?? what
Lol
You didnt scope drainage out then
Yap
I can get a map of the island and dray a point where the drainage is if you want
First time I done cayo I done velum approach๐ญ๐ญ
Draw*
First time i did cayo i did drainage because i watched a guide
I didnโt get very far doing velum approach ๐
I hope i wont have to scope shit in the future
No u donโt only have to scope loot
Nah once it's done it's done
Just gotta scope out primary and secondary
Yh
Yes because it changes
Ikr lol
And talking about gta for once
imagine if we didn't have to do the preps every time we started a new heist ๐
Whatโs the best bennyโs muscle car
Who wanna play
Nobody
My nan

I'm finnaly level 21 in this discord sheesh
Leveling up is like leveling up in gta takes for ever
Whatโs best way to get rp
Survival
Idk
I just got ruby necklace 4 gold
@dull summit survival atm with double rp but cargo warehouse is also good
Kosatka purchases ๐๐๐
Every other business in the game ๐๐๐
Is survival 2x rp?
Yep
What's a kastoska
Alr
Okay
Yo does anyone know if the fingerprint trick in Cayo works in casino too
They're not the same
spelling moment
Nope
Totally different
Its ez
I got the hang of the one on cayo pretty easy
I just count down
Like 1st one is one
Second is 2
XD
Unfortunate that itโs only for Cayo
Whatโs the best survival
But im pretty good at it, i dont even have to look at the target print
Iโm garbage at it so very unfortunate
They're all the same, but i do the del perro one
I just like it
Okay
230 or 240 i dont remember
Thanks
4868
With people I think the one where treavors meth lad was is a good one one stays at stairs and other stays behind counter
203 or something
Im 6969 on my main
159

Iโm 8676464 on my other account but it got hacked
Oh sadge
Nice nice I hope to be over 200 by end of year
Mhm
@wintry heron yeah I like it ngl not got many people who wanna play survival with me tho so I dont get to docit often xD you can just sit with the atomizer if your keeping a eye on the stairs
If u do that by the end of year Iโll turn into god
So the toreador is based of a real car?
And if theres 3 people at the counter they can all spam atomizer to xD
@dull summit lmfao watch me be 200 by end of year xD done 80 levels in 3 weeks
it just looks so ridiculous and it's like 80% glass I honestly didn't think it would be real
@ember coral the name 
According to GTA Wiki, its based off a lamborghini marzal concept car
@shy ice dms
I am a car guy and have never heard of a lamborghini marzal, must be a concept car or smth
But why should I watch it?
@wintry heron fr with a good team you can get to pretty high rounds
it is, I forgot to add concept car
You don't have to if you don't want to

Now that makes more sense

I will not watch it

K

Sure
These survival are ez
Gets harder even more so solo
Dms @wintry heron
Iv only played one few survival tho I might be missing one that's good for solo
A few* jeez
which is the better nightclub, west vinewood or downtown vinewood
Any that's in the centre I'd say
Yeah
I'd say downtown
When your selling the selling points are in the city so if you picked one like down at the docks you gitta travel more @magic barn

gta online logic hurts my brain
so
we earn 800k for saving the world
but we earn 2 million for robbing some Colombian dude
Yes
I'm sorry but fast and furious just gets worse as it goes on
Like the actions great but I just want more races
We all do
Hello
Remember that race in Tokyo drift when the bridge gets drawn
For how old it was them where some sick shots
Yep gta be blessing us with free money
I donโt remember a time where this chat was so chill
No
Fr if I was talking for this long on the day time I'd of had atleast 4 people make fun of my spelling xD
"I'd of had" 
Lmfaooo ๐๐
It dint bother me no more it did when I first joined but everyone just takes the piss out of everyone iv noticed
Dont*
Dint
Dintrr
wrong
I dont bully anyone :")
I love taking the piss out off people
i am questioning my life
Ok
Puss
why do we get 800k for saving the entire world.. but get 2 million for robbing a Colombian guy? LOGIC
Someone
Because drug lord rich as shit
please tell me that
That
we should probably get paid more for saving the world
If somone got a 990k bottle of tequila then you know they got money
XD
Do you really only get 800k for dooms day tho?
Ye
I forgot about the ending of fast and furious 7 was a 5thing ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Nice pfp
Is it wirth scooping all the weed and shit
No
No
@wintry heron I do
Kostaka
Drainage
Swim away
I fill up in compound so I usually have 1 person w me to get rest of loot
Takes 7 mins
I do it if my secondary loot is awful and I dknt wanna get somone else so you know if you got coke and you can decide if you wanna do solo or not
No
Use lfg
Donโt do it solo
Depending on secondary loot you make more with somone
You canโt get any loot in compound other than primary
Yeah i know that much
Do it solo if you have 2 coke, if you have 3 gold in compound do it with another person
Main docks is a min away thooo just gotta learn the routes
So get spme1 from lfg and give them 15%
Okey
If I get like 1 gold
GTA makes no sense
Ok
He means irl
Even irl coke costs more
Ye check #๐ธโgta-media
Its weed then cash
Og crap you right

Lies

Check #๐ธโgta-media

Very dead chat

This is a certified dead chat classic
Can you change what primary target u get ?
No
I think i got a bad one since i saw a guy on a locker
And flying the slow ass velum
A guy at a safe you mean?
That's second best
And yhhh I do it from time to time if I get tequila and lime 1 gold and rest cash
Like*
Hi guys anyone know if it is possible to skip some of the casino setup mission.if yes how.I play on pc

I do it too but its annoying
Fr even more so it your on that beach littraly on the other side of the map
Like point to point pretty much
Ok
Which one first
Say the bad news first because we dont care
I care a lil
Ok
I dont
TwoDoor Da Lione is typing...
You are

Nooooo
E
Not funny
Ok
Wait
No
Nothing
Well its gotta be somthinggg
Lmfaooo okay okay xD
Still waiting on this joke @alpine bobcat
Stephen hawking walks into a bar
Yhhh sure
And I walk and fuck you
so funny
It ain't hot no more
@wintry heron i clapped your ass at golf today
learn to spell dumb bass
Get good
@wintry heron I read that in Cleveland voice
I am learning in school rightnow
Clevelands *
I'm going back to college to try get better st spelling and I'm 22
RIP
At*
Get on your phone
I see
Record for longest piss?
Get under your phone
Lil lul
45 minutes for me
Sounds like a trash rapper name
That's exactly what it is
Lilbadatrap
Because I cant rap :") but I wanted to be a parody lil rapper
Was a fucking pressure washer my dick was hurting
Peen
Someone your mother consumes on the daily
A disc?
Hahahaha now laugh
no
No
You are legally required to laugh
Your legally required to shit the f up
Nah jkjk sorry
I'm not mean I promise
Shut*
Basically the uk rn
Lmfao fr
Protest? No no
If its a joke that we don't like u go to jail
I wanna move out of the uk ngl
To a more peaceful place like the uk
Netherlands
Not uk
Lmfao sorry I'm sleepy
Also "although everyone has rights, they can be violated in the name of counter terrorism on the internet"
The context twas online harassment and shit
Just fucking said it's not a right is all that dumb fucker said
Fucking
He will be back
XD
Wait I hope your pronouns are he because imma look like right twat if not
๐
But anyways goodnight
Why hasnt this discord got any made stickers >:(
Oh he does
There gorillas
Sorry last one
can someone help me w doomsday heist
Hello
@frank spruce da fuck
?
having a father in fairly normal
well 5%
Never going back to gorilla chat again

Iโve just finished A Cayo and Pavel was telling me about something big in the water What is he talking about?

Hes talking about Nessie, the loch ness monster
the scottish folktale
I think its scottish
yea it is
Well gta got removed from gamepass the moment I get it so I have to pay 23 dollars for it :(
Damnnnnn
Big sad
I also had it on game pass xD
But I just bought it
Do they have CD keys in america?
yea, he always says that every race, idek
does anybody know how to get police outfit ?
If I get the arena work shop will I be able to get acess to the Las Santos tunners missons?
i think only modders can do that
Yaaaaay finished it
@summer girder no
Now im gonna buy a sparrow
So your saying I will have to spend the 1.7 on an autoshop that's not arena
What are other good ways to make money then
Is the earna workshop worth buying?
You see I am a newbie
buy kosatka and do cayo perico
Hey can i use sparrow outside of cayo perico
Can i request it ?
in free roam?
Yeah and missions
yes
??
Im gonna but the sparrow then
Yes helps with set ups
I just finished cayo perico
Alright done
How do i acces it lol
accesses what
sparrow?
Yes
Either your interactions menu
I just bought it now
Or on the sub
go to services
Both work









