#🚔┃gta-discussion
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i don’t have enough to set up cayo LMAOOO
For like 3.9
fuckin hell
It took me around 20 minutes to spend 30 mill
LOL
Took you 40 minutes for something that takes me 40 seconds
cars kinda expensive
Lmao, been there before
imagine being poor😹😹👎

i was rich a few minutes ago why am i like this
All is fair in love and war
Oh you poor fool
i only have 56mln
I bought a passenger jet after I grinded 2 Cayo lol
Yo
I was just in a call for 7 hours lmao
i don't even sleep that long
Ive been playing gts for like 16 hours
I bought the Luxor Deluxe and whatever the hell the helicopter deluxe is called so I sure the hell wasted my cash
bought that
touch grass
Tf is that
Ew
go see the outside world
in the real world
yeah
for just 2 seconds
its like weed
yeah
A bogey?
Im going to think of an excuse to leave this conversation so I’ll be back later.
Hey does anyone know a good way to get money for beginners I have my bunker up and it’s going but is there something better and faster
lol
Don’t you need the submarine
yes
I recommend Diamond Casino
join other people's heists
Cayo isn’t fun
i know
but u can do it solo
lol rip
?
Make it hard then
How do I join other people heist
📸
what level are u
@ruby turret astaga banyak haram disini
u can’t they took out the option
😩😩
Run some missions like Simeon's. Do VIP work as a CEO. Save for a kosatka
foreign language??
51 I’m not a beginner but I just now wanted money
damn you play gta at 51?
lol
I recommend buying an arcade, buy one that’s in LS cheaper don’t mean better, the Diamond casino is a very fun heist that teaches you some cool stealth to some badass massacres. Cayo pays just as much as Casino it takes just as much time to setup. It is not as fun as the Casino is which is why I recommend Casino. For maximum experience.
i have 5 screenshots of u in 4k
😂 😂
Is playing at 51 bad or good
Is the Seminole frontier a good car

@pulsar mulch buy pixel pete’s, it’s the cheapest one but honestly the best speaking from experience i’d recommend
id ont kno
anyone wanna dogfight on ps4?
the fucking what now?
yeah i saw that
Pixel Pete never heard of that one what is it a Business, job, heist, or other?
Saw what
Arcades open the door for the Diamond Casino Heist
arcade
CD
did u just get off gta😯😯
The podium car
Yep
Arcade ok how much is it
It's an arcade in Paleto Bay. It's terrible, don't buy that one
Its 3 am so ima watch some Netflix
now touch grass
Buy the La Mesa one
Don’t buy it
Or better yet
It’s not worth buying a arcade that isn’t in LS
3 am here too😝
Buy a kosatka
Just buy the submarine FFS. Ignore the arcade for now
oh you fuck
🙂
it’s 7pm fuck are u off about
So I can do that one heist
just get the kosatka brhh
uk, england
What am I lying about :0
Ok so buy kosatka
yes
Yes absolutely
@wintry heron bro 🤨📸
yes daddy
But that’s like 2m
Don’t call me bro 🙄
just save ur money
So save some money
sure if u wanna lose money :/
think about it bro kosatka is 2.2 mil n arcade is only 900k i’m doin u a favor by telling u this
cayo perico
You're not though. You're talking nonsense
25k set up
exactly very expensive set up
solo
25k each time
@next sable bro 🤨📸
i couldn’t even afford it🤕
L
LMAOOO
arcade is 900k? u buying the paleto one or smth
lol
Ok right now I got about a little above 600k what can I do with this
Save it
save
Ty 🤗
invest in stocks
Save it for...
@pale sky
Then add some more and keep saving until you can buy a kosatka
@pale sky
😳
😳
😐
nothing much 
@pale sky 🙂
Broskis?
😳
ok actually buy faggio
@pale sky
📸
Ok kosatka it is
yes
Thank fuck for that
Bad choice Landon
after telling u 20 times!!
shush u wet wipe
Wet wipe? Is that all you got punk
I recommend buying an arcade, buy one that’s in LS cheaper don’t mean better, the Diamond casino is a very fun heist that teaches you some cool stealth to some badass massacres. Cayo pays just as much as Casino it takes just as much time to setup. It is not as fun as the Casino is which is why I recommend Casino. For maximum experience.
Well people are saying no so idk but more people are saying that so yeah
give me ur lunch money
Tbf it's not easy when you have these idiots telling him to get a Paleto arcade, or to prioritise casino.
nerd
gathering intel rn let’s see what i get
tequila
cash 5x
gold 1x
uhh
@next sable your not invited to my Birthday Party
paleto arcade is honestly a joke lmao
it takes like
weed 0x
1 hr
lol
to prep
Whats the longest heist in the game?
my fastest cayo was 6:52 with full loot bag solo
already got 2 coke
Doomsday
Cap
Technically the Doomsday with all its parts
back when the door glitch wasnt patched 
Or apartment jobs if you consider how long IT TAKES FOR A FUCKING LOBBY TO FORM
i already got diamond twice in a row so i don’t really expect it
My new purpose in GTA: a fashion influencer
its not hard
lol
hope u get tequila and no office paintings
ok on cams
@lone night
Solo?
boutta see
yes
tf why you ping casper lmao
Is the night shark worth it that’s what I was saving for and that’s why I want money so I can get that bc it looks cool and strong but is it worth it
i don’t really care for office painting i already got coke
Bc I’m Batman
i got necklace
what are u gonna do with a nightshark
not great but not tequila 
Nothing is worth buying ahead of the kosatka
That is a lie
That is a lie
Idk I think it’s cool kinda fast and protective and it has a gun
ok and
For safety
You've already been told loads of times what to do with the money
It’s his cash bruv
bro
yes but how are u gonna get money
yall really dictating how he should play
it can take 27 homing missiles and oppressors only have 20 so if ur tired of getting blown up by oppressor then get it
lmao
2 gold so far
I like this guys username ima ping him
ok
what
💥
got 3rd gold on the very last cam spawn
nice
shut up
Bro casinos name is I have a bomb lmaooo
no
u we’re praying on my downfall that whole time
Ok night shark then kosatka
never
Help 😩
yea
Insane
Allah Ackbar
It's the vigilante worth it?
This is best purchase
Yes
Bye
fucking my sleep schedule
I hope your pillow is warm
I hope all three sides of your pillow are warm
i hope ur sock has a hole in it
mans got a pyramid as a fucking pillow goddamn
i hope all 4 of ur pillow sides are warm
I hope every time you step on a leaf, you don’t hear the satisfaction of the crunch
it has 2 sides on the sides
i hope the next time u make a sandwich and get something to drink it spills all over them
Or whats better. Vigilante or oppressor MK2
i think that's pretty obvious
well yeah they don’t refund they redo it dumbass
😂
Have you ever been to a McDonald’s late at night
They are assholes
Subway much better
subway no exist for me
havent been to a mcdonalds in so long
I haven’t been to a McDonald’s since April
sorry but it’s a fact
tf is this symbol
They use really good Buffalo sauce
LMAO
lol
What’s good guys
So, the if Mexico is south of the USA does that mean Guatemala is north of the universal sign of Venus with the exception of Mercury Galileo liberal Democratic and Romania 🇷🇴 I have no idea 🤷♀️ you can get the same stuff from me in a twittering
Hi red guy
@pale sky .
what help
I’m just a poor boy from a poor family
you arent poor
Ima go walk my pet frog
Help…
exactly
then idk
Killed a man
Put a gun agaisnt his head
Pull my trigger now HES dead
That song goes hard
Damn 
Alright, I’m going to water the drive way
Disabled still
Hi and bye gambler
Heyy
Jello
Heyy
Can someone give me a quick rundown on how to get the stone hatchet
Too lazy to watch a video haha
i had multiple strokes reading this
Then what
yeah
🤷🏼♀️
kill them
Forgot
Good 😘
ok
Okay
is it ok to sell modded cars here?
On my 5th one rn
no
nah fam
ok
ngl i think the autoshops are the only property (excluding apartments) that has decent exterior
How can I have a solo session?
alt f4
3 of my top range vehicle that I was suppose to sell was destroyed because of toxic oppressor. On 2 different sessions
you should sell in a public lobby with 1 other person in it. or just in a public lobby
if ur on pc suspend gta5.exe for 10 seconds and resume and youve got yourself a solo lobby
It worked. Thanks
i recommend getting a friendly person to join your session once you create this
so that you dont get npcs either
and nobody to destroy your cargo
np
shut up myst
cry
I can take care of the npc. It's just hard to avoid oppressors XD
i found the most useful trick in gta you can usie eat snacks action to actually eat when you are in heists and you dont have snacks
I was thinking about buying a cargobob for my vehicle cargo.. just need 400k
Is there a way to save a duffel bag on an outfit?
yes search it up on yt to hard to explain in text
Ok cool
Heyy
byeee
Lmfao
You know, i already give up it lmao
conk

If there was one basic method for a solo player to get money is to do this Sell high end vehicle, headhunter or sightseer, client job, headhunter or sightseer contractadicting the last one, source vehicle
I got a lockup and have enough for upgrades and I saw on the rags to riches video to sell between each casino hiest but is there smth else I could do in the meantime
what

Question about the strats for cayo perico. I know the best thing to do is to enter from drainage tunnels and go to basement through a gate thing. But loot wise, is the best strat to have 2 people go for 2 full duffel bags of gold and the ruby thing? Or more people who also grab cocaine or anything else
Luckily primary Target doesn't fill up duffel bag
there's enough gold for 3 duffle bags?
Hi when im delivering my auto shop car to the client, when i reached the yellow ring there is no cutscene. Any idea how to fix this
Basically i cant sell the car to my clients
restart your application
Does it work?
anyone else get the blue dots for exotic vehicles n when u get in there isn’t even an option to deliver
its happened to me twice, just another one of those post dlc bugs
happens to me too
ded chat xd

Should i get the zr380 or the dominator and upgrade it
@here what weapons are best to use indeciedry rounds on
lol
lmao
also what weapons should caryy what ammo i have fmj hollopoint and indiendry
ok
and maybe your heavy sniper (bcs u can use bst marksman for jets)
i am a god at sniping
you need to do research to unlock those right
so i prefer extended
Any1
clip
yeah
fuck
i prefer hollowpoint
which ar has best fire chance
@jade oriole
idk tbh
Bru
yall im lvl 24 what should i save up for after CEO office
no
incendiary rounds are fucking stupid
vehicle warehouse
it’s not even guaranteed to set ppl on fire it’s a chance
on heavy rev and sniper it is guaranteed
didnt they patch the glitch that actuals makes you money
what
the high end one
??
what's the hardest mission in the game
some guy tried griefing my nightclub goods in a scramjet n i blew him up with a sticky bomb then texted him next time u try griefing don’t be ass n he left the session
me
I think it's doomsday act 3 or avenger setup
@inland elbow
rescue ulp w 2 ppl
it’s only 8:54 rn but
cancer
@inland elbow
bruh I got a hoverboard with headlights
@inland elbow
it is a contact mission i forgot the name it is from lester
piece of cake LOL
Prison break with randoms...
that isnt stolen from a certain dude that plays gta slightly faster than average
yes
hmmm I wanna try and do criminal mastermind soon
include me then
Hey guys, quick question. I've been resupplying my businesses by buying supplies, which I hear most people do to save time. The thing is, resupplying costs me 75k, but the payout for that is always 52k. Am I doing something wrong? Am I missing something?
hmmm
you have upgrades for your businesses?
Should i get the zr380 or dominator and upgrade it as an arena war
Which plane do I buy because I bought a hangar with a workshop
dominator if you love muscle
It's at fort zancudo
The p45 nokota is very nice
@inland elbow
@inland elbow
Bru
No, are they required?
Fuck off retards.
They are required if you want to make the most money from them
cry
as an arena war which 1 should i get
staff upgrade and equipment upgrade
I heard the b-11 is good but I've also heard it's not.
those two are the best
You should buy the p 45 nokota its good for dogfighting
i prefer dominator bcz i am muscle car guy
whic hone
I can just a cayo heist tho
Its like 2.1 mil the buy it now price
@wintry heron ez I'ma do a cayo tmw
To unlock trade price you have to do 39 air freight missions i think
noice
Nice
When I do a cayo tmw il have about 3m
I have the p45 nokota and the alkonost
It's not worth doing 39 fucking air freights
Id rather buy the normal price
Lol
The p45 does it have missiles?
just do cayo
I kow i just bought it at the buy it now price
Stock no but you can buy them for 150.000 and you can shoot three from each launcher with like 1 sec delay
cayo shite
@wintry heron exp cannons?
indeed
I got a lockup and and have enough for upgrades and also have a bunker with the upgrades already and I saw on the rags to riches video to sell between each casino hiest but is there smth else I could do in the meantime
do doomsday instead
No it has regular cannons it's a war bird

I have to do the setups i never did doomsday
@wintry heron I mean I also do get free Lazers at the base
Cayo
Petricioso
@inner spear ik
I mean perico
petricioso?
No

True the p45 is modeled after the p41 mustang if I'm not mistaken
new heist?!?!?!?1?
yes
😳
Keto Petricioso
So how fast is the p 45
A skybase

An aircraft carrier in the sky basically
Get a Pyro
It's the fastest one engine plane in the game i believe it goes pretty fast and has good handling too
Rockstar should hire me ngl I could be the creative director
Me too bro
@viral vessel so what does the pyro do
it does
It has boost and it's fast
Unlike el rubio the guy owning petricioso will be an Italian and you have to steal high value aircrafts instead of jewelry and then get into dogfights with the guards
Ayo he's onto something
ClinicPlus Are Typing...
Several people are typing
Ayo someone here has the chernobog? I want to get one but idk if i should
@wintry heron no dont
It's horrible
Speed .. handling.. missiles.. durability. Everything is nice. Not disappointing at all except it does not have explosive cannons. But for that u may use the free laser anytime
James Colosimo and his nickname will be "The Enforcer"
Any good sports /super car u guys would reccommend which came in this update
He will have a new jet and will have a convoy of lazers follow him when you steal one of his aircrafts
It came in LS Tuners update?
@echo dagger wait no it didnt
The aircrafts you steal will have countermeasures to avoid the rockets he shoots
most notable aspects of the pyro that make it stand out are its agility and maneuverability, its got unlimited decent tracking homing missiles like the other jets, its got a decent machine gun, and countermeasures as well, i highly recommend it if ur just getting into dogfighting or using a jet in general, keep in mind its extremely sensitive to the slightest of turns/movements tho
God fuckin damn I'm creative when I'm in a hospital about to get vaccinated
Lol I already have That one
I wanted to know any good sports car in LS Tuners Update
no its years old
Yeee
@wintry heron what do you think of my heist idea
It has alot of missiles they hardly miss and it has wall bang if the missels are shot from far away also evreything that touches it explodes
Get calico tha first thing if you are into street races
EXACTLY
nah Jester RR better for street races
Its mindblowing bro rockstar should hire you already
And that's what the countermeasures are for the rockets are aggressive and the aircrafts you steal are fast
It has good performance?
It has alot of missiles they hardly miss and it has wall bang if the missels are shot from far away also evreything that touches it explodes
You can't destroy his jet since it's like an insurgent but boss fight variant and if you hit him with like 3 missiles he retreats but his convoy still after you
nah they miss all the time, with the jets u dont rlly use the missiles with the intent to kill unless ur going for ground targets or the person ur dogfighting's ass, most of the time its just used to tie em in a loop or get them to maneuver the way u want them to
I haven't really seen any Jester RR beating the Calico (fully upgraded both)
You have explosive rounds in the aircraft machine guns like hydra to make killing the guards easier
I'm talking about the chernobog bro
The diamond casino diamonds only appear in only the event or can they also have a really small chance of spawning?
anyone wanna do a survival mission? sandy survival
And maybe it's started from the bombushka or terrorbyte the heist I mean
bombushka is garbage lmao
Me out here getting vaccinated AND making revolutionary ideas
yes
No but it's chunky sort of like kosatka so imo it'll be a good base of operation like kosatka
No
ye
Or they add a new aircraft like the avenger but bigger
Just get used to it
Goddamn rockstart hire me
Garbage
I don't know who to belivw
Only the turnings are bit tight. But if u use just the correct amount of hand brake and de-acceleration button, it's unbeatable. But the nice acceleration makes up for the bad turning ability.
guys and girls did you know that
i mean yea the missiles arent bad but the chernobog literally cant tank any itself lol, plus u gotta be stationary to use it, not rlly a good vehicle to use as a deterrent for jets, just use a jet at that point, its a fun vehicle i guess but not worth it unless u got a ton of cash to blow
What plane did you buy?
Alright thanks! Cheers
The base of operation will be called the mothership and it'll cost 4.5 mil
lol
And you get 2.5 mil from every heist but you can get more If you load cargo onto the Aircraft you're stealing

great acceleration and top speed, severe understeer, like @viral vessel said just watch out for the turns, ur gonna have to slow down a bit earlier than others unless u plan on crashing
And it will be kinda like the kosatka a big ass plane in the sky that you can have more little planes inside or helicopters
It will also become the biggest drivable vehicle in gta 5
Alright bud thanks! Cheers!
what
nah man r* needs to keep u guys far away from the decision making floor
alr cya gtg now
I'm talking with @inner spear

Cya
Exactly
Bruh were too smart for this
Also pavel will talk to you about keto petrecioso and will also operate the mother ship
Big brain
Pavel in an airplane i don't think so but maybe maybe a old friend of pavels from when he was young and when they meet each other they have a touching moment togheter
He is
Lzzzzzzz
Are u ok?
what
What
Yo dm me if u tryna run sum gta and hang out
no
Wym came 😂
@pale sky
😳
lol
Lol
ok
@wintry heron don't spam
litsen to amdni
Tf did I do
this
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is the sparrow good? which should i get, the sparrow or the buzzard, considering i would do cayo perico
sparrow
Sparrow gang
oh ok, how does it help the cayo perico setup tho?
XD
but agile
And you can park it straight in the sub
its stored inside the kosatka so its quite easy to use it 😴
is a nightclub worth it?
Yessir
Ye
I use it to flex on my low level frnd
So I’m a noob yes I know... anyways I purchased one of the shark cards listed on the 80% bonus, and it’s been two and a half days. Does anyone know how long it takes to get the bonus money
It should be deposited instantly lol
Gg thanks.. gta 6 postponed by a day
Just wait for 72 hours since purchase and see
Okay
Or else send cockstar a ticket
Thank you
Did u purchase shark cards too 😳 😂
No
Lol ok 
Btw how much gta$ frm it ?
ok so now that ive watched a video on it, basically after the first cayo perico heist you have to steal a plane then fly the plane to cayo perico. and so when stealing the plane the sparrow is useful
Lol
Yea
ok so its useful with literally every part of the heist. aight i think imma get a sparrow first
Ye n sparrow is useful in general as a vehicle everywhere.. its basically a mk2 but faster but with trash missiles
Ye .. wait i thought hunter had better well nvm thanks xd
Idk why even bother with buzzard now .. its like 50k diff frm sparrow .. well buzzard is free for me some reason lmao
and when you're done with that, you have setup missions which require you to move from your kosatka to somewhere on land like 4-5 times. The sparrow helps you then because you can go to the desired place straightaway from the kosatka
Chad
Ah i pay for prep
Bruh
imagine
ohh ok. ive just finished the setup of my first cayo perico heist so i didnt know it was different after the first one. makes sense tho
Cmm is void with paid preps
Well doomsday is just for fun n prep is not "fun"
Lol
N i dont care about cmm..
I do 
lol
If i do dday its act 3 only or sometime act 2 for the memories.. lol
Lol u play gta still ?
I moved on man its so boring they give 1 update every 6 month who cares
Lol tuner update is fun
catho periso
Ye n i bought n did all the mini hiests within 2 days
Lol

they should have drift gamemode
Ye in the test track
Fun fact
Well gta is not a futuristic game so if someone likes it they dont relly like gta tbh
If you listen to careless whisper while racing your car gains an immediate 100 horsepower


I play with audio turned off 
Dead chat xddddddd


I just play gta once a week i come on n buy the drip feed car n go off
Lmao
I only play for the races nowadays
R u a youtuber?
Since I beat everything but the criminal mastermind challenge I'm doing that now
No
lol
imma uhh

Make Castrol Celica thing
Sometimes audio annoying

I already did lmao

Ye like the last 30 seconds of events
you killed it
nobody types for a minute: 
indeed
I have the thing unlocked already
pursuit race grinding is weird
Don't get burnt out lol
Level 184
I dare someone to ping TGG, no balls, or tits,
U unlock everything after level 185
Might go for 200
Only clothes after that
u can get muted for baiting someone to ping tgg 
Why tho
looks cool
Lol
when
Nice
lol noob
Hi level 8000 I'm dad

How do i buy vehicle warehouse basement?
It comes as stock
Nic try 
you get slaves them put them in basement then call them back to get a vehicle to put in youre warehouse that is in the basement...
Killed chat noice
I wonna buy phantom wedge soo can i buy that ?
yes
I don't have warehouse
buy one THEN
Buy a warehouse, watch cutscene then buy whatever u want
i reccomend the one close to ur ofish
:V
i only have aqua blazr on my warehouse
cuz a certain someone forced me to buy it
lol
From which site i buy ware house?
amazon
Ceo kamputer
Ohhk tys buddy
And do we have to pay more money for ceo office garage ?

then choose vehicle thingy buy werhous then bam
Yes
ye
For cosmetic upgrades yes

u also need to pay for garage :V
That too lol
Nsfw pics pls anyone
ok
No
aight the guy has just copy and pasted this into every channel lol
do from:deadpool216


A good loading screen theme like gta iv
It was there on ps3 lol
@tribal tiger 
Removed cause first person was added
there's hood camera in game but it isn't centered
lmao
I got diamond and 5 gold :)
Ok
Damn
Should i do trio??
go do the heist then stinky
Trio for fun
ok
Duo for moni
Sechs
Seggs while u can
-Calvin
We all calvin fans here
oh yeah i whonder why ppl call themselves broke like shouldnt it be more like i dun have money or smthing like that
i dun understand the concept of the word broke
Have you played with him tho?
Nope
Damn
poor michael
Bicheal
It means buying something expensive and then go broke
oh :V
i still use the word broke if i dun have money but i still dont understand why it is broke
like
:V
Like buy ruiner and lazer
If there's one thing i hate more than the British
Is god damned low levels in stock calicos

they all should be hanged
hello
Stock calico doesn't like to turn
My sparrow ded
Rip
They all suck at fuckin driving
Lol
green aliens
helo @weak flume
ruining race
show me one low level stock calico that is good

helo @ruby turret
helo
That also isn't me on my alt
Me





