#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Bottas this is toto operation wipe out red bulls
lol
i also felt bad of mclaren
lol
they were wiped out with no fault of their own
who is leading drivers btw?
breh
Yo
Yo
Yo
yO
Yo
AHAHHH
yO
i fucking killed a dude in a heli with bombs
get strolled

Ima make a meme with some bullshit leaked GTA vi info and just throw that in lol
All of us are f1 fans here lol
oh lmao
I'm as bummed as the other McLaren fans are lmao
True
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Bruh
Mans speedrunning all keyboard layouts
yes
Hes speedrunning falling sleep on keyboard
I just lost head hunter because of bad gta logic
Missile go brr
plmnkoijbhuygvftrdcxzsaqwe
Lol
Lmao standard Kuruma literally bulletproof
Ye
sex
The windows have the same properties as a wall
He shot straight thru my Kuruma
I still don't know how they fucked that up
Armoured or unarmoured
Armoured
Try the Unarmoured for now, that things actually bulletproof
Even without the doors
What
Ye
You didn't know?
No
The closest thing that comes to the standard kuruma is the halftrack
GTA logic moment
Not entire invincible because it still can't tank an explosive
Lmao
But like
Very good in pve
Yeah
Not that much in pvp
Y’all gotta be trolling
No
Not to mention it has the new liveries
Yeah they actually did somehow fuck up the kuruma
Even standard banshee
This has to be a troll
You know what the saddest thing someone can do in gta
Finally we get double stripes
Just bought the Standard one
Oh yeah, I might buy another Banshee to see what they are
I think rockstar switched the properties of the kurumas
No, because you could still shoot through the armoured one
I'm gonna abuse the standard kuruma for my cmm
My life is a lie
Best shit ever
Ye
I just upgraded my Armored Kuruma to max stuff before I knew this
The armoured Kuruma hasn't changed
Only a small angle at the doors
You can only be shot through it
But gta online npcs have aimbot on Crack
I like how Rockstar's logic to fixing bugs is so lazy
God mode van still exists -___-
Can't claim returning player bonuses? Just make it free to everyone
Lmao
Duke o death better
No
Ye
It’s garbage just because of that
Faster can take more explosives
I used it before
And it takes 2 rockets to blow up lol
Alr then
It can tank quite a few rockets but it handles like a boat
Night shark
Kuruma is 1
Half track best
Y would you even use an armoured car for that
Lmao the Unarmoured Kuruma is king of pve rn
Bruh I wanna see if I can use it during the old heists
Lmao
My clown ass character sitting in kuruma with ap pistol, killing each enemy one by one
I’m stuck on files for doomsday
Wot
That needs a full crew to actually finish
Lol
All I know is my McDonalds Travis Scott t shirt is coming in next week
Lmao imaging if it had the StockX tag on it
It’s so god damn hard because people quit at the end
One of the best ways I found of money grinding is doing the customer car repair in my auto shop
I thought that was a real person for a sec
How tf do I see my gallery on gta
Ew/10
Uhhh guys i got ip banned by r* what to do?
Lol u got error code 6000.87?
Not actually banned its just that i cant go online
Bruh
Felon gt type beat
Just wait for some time I guess
I was using a vpn to get in but today the vpn didn't work. So i searched and used proxyfier with the tor proxy. It logged me in but i couldnt join onlined servers
If you got banned it was for a reason
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It says error loading player data
Bruh i started my acc like 3 weeks ago
Delete system 32
Go to documents - rockstar games and delete profiles folder
The system 32 is a joke
Then restart gta then load into story
I tried loggin in then truning off the proxy but it just says pleaso go to gta v
Try this method
Bruh is this a joke or fr
Sometimes your local save file gets corrupted
We know milly, it's an old ass joke
No I'm not joking
What level do you unlock pursuit races

1?
I can't find them but I know where they spawn
Idk i have seen some level 1s when I play using phone
Can't use phone
Talk to the racer dude
I had to say it was a joke so they don’t do it if they didn’t know it was a joke
Idk
Nah bro ik its a joke
K just in case if you didn’t know
Yo
Bruh imagine that. I got the casino heist gold and did all the setups and said ill do the heist tmrw nd today im ip banned
Lol
R* do be gey
I didn't mean to insult the gey ppl but its just shady
Cockstar do be gey*
Imma try later. Im so tired ive been trying to fix it for like 6 hours straight
Man
Bruh
I would just leave game alone if I'm stuck for 6 hours lmfao
Im just immensely bored
K thx for the support
I wish gta v had a cool loading screen theme instead of just some eerie ambience background music

Yo
Daamn u reminded me of the gta iv theme
It was so dope
I'm replaying the ballad for the 4th time
Lol
Takes me back
Yo Angelo
yO
JOJO REFERENCE!?!?!?!?
NOOOOO
Ive seen u for like the third te today just randmoly popping on saying yo
Seizures epicly

hooOOOoaoao

Good
@ebon raft ^ you may wanna get this under control
Avon and his machine cliffy
U dont want to fight her
Hmm
Trust me
What game
Damm
Phantom forces
You wouldn't wanna try me in phantom forces
Let's fucking get ut
It
Username
JuZza_W3
Hop on
Lol
Fight rn
Tf
Srsly

I dont even know anymore but it seems kinda bad
I'll look it up
take this to Dms guys
What weird names
Im just seeing 2 kids asking a 1v1 for each other
You fucking liar
Im so sorry i am a king at pvp
@viscid cosmos @mint zealot get into DMs

This chat is named #🚔┃gta-discussion for a reason
I just wrote a massive paragraph about how much I love the sparrow I just bought and about pavel and the kosatka in my friend's discord server
new update?
Yes
im so bored
wat new car
i thought i was in gorilla chat for a minute lmao
Hi so bored I'm fucking retarded
Idk
Wait new update you say?
hi fucking retarded im asshole
yeyey for the lstuners
Hi asshole I'm you're very cool
I have a boreing as hell heist anyone wanna help
Yes
hi you're very cool im you're cooler
Sure
Ok
heist boring :V
And that's how a friendship was born

pacific to the top (even tho its a heist yet its still fun)
ye hahahahah
Anyway I enjoy the kosatka very much
I love the QOL features and the sparrow especially
welp im off ima try a new update or fix this crappy pc
Bro stop flexing on me
Kosatka has to be my favorite vehicle rn (because sparrow is included)
i cant even launch gta 5...
Oof hope it gets better
sound error blah blah blah
Buy a better pc
what da heck :V
i would i i can
My old pc was like that but low spec gamer is built diff
You too?
Do you not have a kosatka?
Some other dude was also having problems with gta
No ofc not
How much money you got
im forever stuck with this celeron g1820 that has no gpu and had been downgraded from 12 to 8(six used) because my other ram overheated and nearly burnt my system down
great
...
Lmao
One mil
Go to #💻〢cayo-lfg-pc and wait for people to host then ask to join
bounce on what
Bruh wtf do you do to your pc
Thx for tip
Do one or two and you'll have the experience and you can do it for 15% or 20% a few times
i was way further back in chat
@tender plover hi wee
helllow
That's literally what I did when I hit 1 mil and everyone told me to get the kosatka
overclock it until it reaches 60 fps
Hello wee
Yeahhh don't do that
i broke it again
Nice job
i break it, i fix it
You brake everything
yea
Your are broken
The engineer
technicians are shit in my pc
i remembered when i was six and had a good i3-4th gen and a gt1030 that time
Is there a specific reason why mmi and my mechanic often takes forever to deliver my vehicles
Is it a system thing or a connection thing
They don’t
Mmi doesn’t deliver
It's cuz you stink and they don't want to get close to you
Happens to me
and there was a hardware issue but all the technician would just say fuck you its not hardware issue, well what ever it needs to be reformatted
Take a shower stanky
Mmi I was just generalizing them not picking up
thats why i dun trust technicians with mah pc
@viscid cosmos
Grr
Request your car through interaction menu and it’s faster
yeah
They ain't instant spawn like sparrow lol
Interaction menu > vehicles > request personal vehicle
break it call mmi then try it
But they won't pick up
Which wheel type is good for sports class cars
High end
Muscle
Sport
Suv
Tuner
Street
Track
For pariah especially
A modder can do that
high end cheetah rr
truffade concave on street wheels
Dk they always pick up for me
Uhh how can i get the purple name lol
Server boosting
Boost the server
Bruh
Nitro gang
you can get brown by scamming ppl

Ok for pariah is it best to keep high end
Yh i can do that
lmao
Brown stands for shit
I'm gonna keep it
ye
I thought they were only cosmetic except for the off-road ones
Wb black name
Oh
Do i have to be black?
Criminal mastermind lmao
If you have done the challenge, you can open a ticket to get the role
yes on offroad it does
How do i prove that i did the challenge?
nop
Show screenshot of awards with ur name in it
Oh
its easy trust me
Off road tires improves dirt performance a tiny bit lmao
Otherwise insignificant
yeah so its not cosmetic
:V
Who does offroading in a krieger
Yeah with the power of photoshop💫
Bruh
YEEEAHHH
no like srsly its easy
only if my internet isnt shit my name should be black now
Lol
i mean you just need to pack a lot of armor and snacks get some bulletproof gear and shit, then do it all in hard mode withouth dying like what?
It's not as easy as it sounds lol
Especially doomsday criminal mastermind
That's ultra mega pain
the hardest was the thing where you hack database
Act 3?
died 4 times there
That's easy hack
Noose?
where u need to guess shit lmao
That's so easy
Once u finish 3 hacks alarms sound
keyboard delay
So you have to coordinate 3rd ands 4th hack to finish at same time
i mean its easy
just alert the target if abt to die
Lol run along the edges of the server farm
you can fail but not fail via die
Lol
yes i did that
still died at the end cuz of keyboard delay
it pains me to climb the stairs
Painful
its just torturing me
oh yeah i also experinced bodgan problem but im the only one on the avenger ;-;
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Don't enter the avenger lol
The enemies won't target you
I always shoot flares waiting for my teammate
wait u can do dat?
Ye
hmmm
Just skip the objective
so basically dun help my team?
oooo
oh
Avenger also takes 0 damage
also the submarine was ramius was it?
Ye
its like 10x biger than kosatska
what
Yeah
i dun have menyoo
what
menyoo is a pain to remove
Ramius chonky boi
Simple trainer has both lol
oh
Kosatka will please your girl boi
Lol
lol
also i remember using openiv just to put menyoo lmao
Wait. What ramius y'all talking about
lol
How tf u playing gta for 6 hours, jeez
Cuz I swear I've seen ramius twice before
the bodgan ramius
Or the merryweather sub
Left it running for maybe 2-3 of those hours
AHA yes
ive never seen it
cayo?
Ye
Yes
whats ramius
Fat submarine
Bogdan sub name
oh
Is long fin a good infiltration method?
Best
long fin setup is just 100% easier
Longfin gang
I go with the tried and true kosatka into drainage
get truck get khanjali tag team on cops then gg
So I shouldn't do kosatka prep?
U can get elite with longfin from anywhere on island
YEEEE
Kosatka only good for drainage tunnel infiltration
Longfin better everywhere else
Yeah I wanna infiltrate through drainage
its only good if u have 2 painting
Easiest to get in through
They nerfed longfin in cayo
wat
i wanna do survival minecraft
why?
It's slow now
Can't jump into compound
I could use lonfin and take it to airfield and get the weed and cash there and then go to drainage tunnel that would work
i am crack mycraft
can someone help me wih something
Simp
just die and spawn near compound elite challenge isn't effected
hmm?
Depends on what it is my guy
Hard mode exists
my bookmarked jobs aint showing
i remember my longfin flying
ehhh
and ive reset gta many times
i dont have online on mine
Interaction menu - hide jobs - show all
so i need to go to story then online
So should I do long fin prep rn or kosat
long fin
U using job tp?
pvp on gta 5 is full of job tp :V
im tryna get the paramedic outfit for something
Job tp useful for preps
yeah but griefers uses it too
No need to drive 7km anymore
i onced fight a griefer then it turned to a 7(griefer) - 1 (me)
And I could go to airfield first with longfin
i mean i think you could
ye
What the fuck are the guards on cayo not deaf anymore
Tru
Noticed that too
I bombed the shack door but they somehow still heard it even though no one was there
also the flying stealth dorito is gud
Yeah bomb alerts whole island now
oh mann
Alr If this goes well I will join long fin gang
the urge to ping tgg is getting in to me
Why
Also it's ruby necklace for whoever wondering
i always get tequilla
I reset 3 times after my madrazo heist
First 2 times tequila
Third time.. Also tequila so I just went with it
Now I got ruby necklace first try and I ain't risking it
lmao
i mean yeah
My doomsday criminal mastermind for 2 player gave me 750k
its basically a beter than nothing situations
True
So much pain for 750k
:V doesnt he talk whenver you enter ur sub
what
"You ever feel like shooting missiles at the people on the flying bikes? It's a great sport here in America)
also calling mr.richards is funny
hahhahahahaha
The oppressor mk2 jokes even pavel knows
U 8 months late
yeye
I was only born 9 months ago leave me alone
wu-
Hmm
@timber axle #day 44 of begging for extra permz
can i be tgg
got off my pink faggio and someone tried hitting me with a baseball bat so i killed them with my pink musket
all of my guns are pink ';-;
yeah
didn't bother going into solo public, started cocaine sell mission, guy got in sparrow and destroyed product and when I came to kill him he left session 🙃 never again
well all my guns are also pink except my mkII's
Will doing the Fleeca Job again reset All In Order and Criminal Mastermind?
Would you rather delete your gta account or leak your search history, included incognito mode and deleted history
Both
Why do you want to feel pain
Search history
Because its only me looking up stuff about DC and my outlook email
if you have bogdan ps4 dm me
🖕
I'll shove that finger up yer ass
Get a admin
i will shove it up your momma
Do you guys got any good ideas for paint jobs?
Wow how original
Get some better material Johnny boy

I have major fucking ocd and my entire body itches like scales when I run out of paint job ideas for my vehicles
Help
Metallic black
with black pearlescent
Nah thats too plain
That's absolutely abuse
Bright purple
Like some purple
With green
Yeah yeah
Are you thinking
Bright purple with piss yellow
What I'm thinking
stfu
Definitely not joker colors
HAHAHAH WE SHARE THE SAME MIND
No
What
Did u spill itching prouder on u

Excuse me I will get a admin
@admin
hi everyone
well get one
Guys
Salutations fellow carbon based lifeform
nerd
Oh he's getting upset since he wants to bogdan b2b but it's so outdated lmao
My velum plane for Cayo perico keeps on falling down no matter how I fly it!! Anyone know whys that happening??
Says you joker pfp
lol
We live in a society
powder not prouder

Can a mod ban him
Because Im getting a mod
for what?
Have you tried pulling up
Ur behaviour
you behave like a b*tch
@rugged prairie can u ban triple for his actions
From what I saw you got pressed firstly. Secondly you're trying to gltich, no ones that dumb. Bogdan isn't even that good too lmao
what happened?
@wintry heron get ovah here
do i do art casino sns?
Sns is good
Yeah even tho I'm pulling it up it's falling down idk why
Hi
Tripple is giving everyone abuse
Retract your landing gear
Hi
Velums are a bit tricky to fly
im doing my own heists so i cant cancel them since its my 2nd one i already did big con (bugstars)
Just looks at the messages from 8 minutes ago
How do I do that?
PRESS G
okay
Ah yeah, after that you can cancel it now
Yeah!
Press joystick
Alright imma try that
And how do I do this gather intel??
Did u want something?
Bruh
Thanks spot very much for ur support
i am 27 lvl
As in I've already gathered all important intel before too!
What
So is there any way of just quickly getting rid of the prep
@wintry heron i advise you to stop being toxic, continuing to do so will result in a mute
"Yes you" - @mint zealot
No


Yes I'm a reptilian
HOW
Uhh
Hiss
No
What's ur pfp from Lilith
Redline
Hmmn
Underrated movie
👺
That's fucking gross zodiac
My balls itch
Ew
EWWWWW
Take a shower stanky
Nah in quotin avon
guys i’m not kidding do i need to see a doctor about this
Yew
Yes
Normally they go blue but maybe they red cuz u never get laid
Who ever was sending photos of feet and all that this 8s gonna start again
@warm totem Asuka pfp
This guy just killed me 👿
they get purple actually cause they get bruised
yuh
Nice
new to pc, if anyone wants to be friends dm me
thanks
If triple start trouble u talk to a mod
Red=no puzzy
Because I'm going in to #💵idle-miner
Chess is boring


At least someone isnt dumb
Is it bad I've had 648 private lap dances in gta and I'm level 36
Yes
Dammmm
you counted
Jesus
No my friend scanned me on his terrorbyte
Ur a SIMP
Maybe he's lying idk if u can do that
lol
and how do u know this info?😟

You can do that lmao 
So he probably wasn't lying lmao
Oh rip
I'm orange
Hi orange, I'm Lilith
It's not what you guys think
hi
I do it for xp ok
I have 6
Man if you want to see tits in gta just go to the playboy mansion at night
Im about to be in bad sport 😭
Nah I do it for xp only I am a Christian boy
why
It gives you 30 xp everytime you give them the dirty
Destroying to many personal vehicles
Who wants to get on the xp grind with me rq?
Console problems
Consoles are amazing
Facts and no modders
I can
Wrong (kinda)
Alright lads long fin prepared to go
I'll pass
It's ok because it's like in real life I have to pay to get laid and end up not getting laid
I was just saying, i can such dick
Opps
What the fuck why is there an update for gta on steam
Lmao
Man this is total bullshit
What vehicle should I buy throw ideas at me
LMAO
buy zentorno cuz its forgotten
Rip
1 year of nitro is 99.99 dollars what the HELL
Cheap
I won't have any money to donate to pokimane
This guy killed me now its 6-1 haha
I have zentorno
Yo best infiltration point with longfin?
Pokimane feet compilation
No
drainage
Alr
hello
Goodbye
I am dominating this lobby
Wish me luck lads
i hate sweats they smell
gl
Does anyone know why I got a extra 20k or 200k today
u participated on to something u dont know
Let's see how this longfin approach goes..
Do u think I should buy the nightshark, z380 future shock, ramp buggy, or thruster
dis u hit level 20 in lscm
anti depressor shark
I-
Bitches be like: I-I-you-wow-I, bitch what? Speak, spit it the fuck out, we're listening, we're all waiting and you're doing nothing, this is nonsense, you can't even use words anymore, go the hell outside for once damn, God damn, get a job or something.
Ye but I got 50k Friday and Thursday and today
Buy the kosotka as soon as u hit 2.2mil dollars
What's the best armored vehicle
Im just speechless
I've seen and heard this somewhere
So I got 120k
Is it
@mint zealot said and i quote "dominate me daddy"
Or 300k
I did not
Hell yeah Bayonetta is my queen
Oh so it is that vid
What the fuck is that
Do yall watch naruto
Did you just call me a racial slur?
Cuz tsunade thick asf
I I I I I I I I I don't like u b b b b b b a k a
im a weeb

So what should I buy outta those

anyone know how to properly customise a calico
tsundere: a fucking girl that loves the fucking mc or other ppl on da anime but theyre showing that they hate them and become softer as the show goes on (my pov btw)
mine keeps spinning out
yes
wat
Just get good ksd
low grip tires?
i keep spinning out
Don't put low grip tires on it
yeah like wat
nah if i used the given one i win 3/7 races
now i’m like 9th -13th
place
also you can still accelerate like a normal tire if u dont pres ur lr too hard
or i dunno in ps
also the braking is so slow
i meant lt lmao
U wanna do some rng?
Just get used to the car. It understeers and it's braking isn't the best but it's acceleration and top speed are diff
that’s what i use
ik i was doing well with the given calico so i bought my own and upgraded it
but now i’m shit
I use a lazer
Makes no sense
Idk how to drive
dont accelerate when going right or left
Do u think I should buy the nightshark, z380 future shock, ramp buggy, or thruster
sell calico buy again loss profit then dun upgrade
eZ
🤦♂️
400k and not even in the compound yet
"We do not care"
I don't have scuba suit for drainage tunnel let's see how this goes
nightshark to repell flying broomstick that makes you depressed
25 mins elapsed and not in the compound
@lament schooner are u a pvp player?
Sometimes
Came to airstrip
pvp in gta sux
U wanna do rng?
especially kd warriors ngl
Nah sorry kxnq
bruh I made a new character and all of my skills on my old one were reset
Pvp and kd warriors are completely different









