#πβgta-discussion
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Ima try tazing people while dressed as a cop.
im getting the khanjali
Are you fucking kidding me
The time I needed air support you put other fucking tank
u were also in a tank
fuck fuck
this oppressor guy
Yes because my jets was destroyed
We might as well just dog
fight
These people are boring
fr
arent you guys griefing ppl too
If you had the car already yes
i wrote the weekly update this week but forgot already
talking about the cop outfit
not park ranger
@raw star yhis fucking dude keeps killing me with his khanjali
fucking gay
i gotta eat
lets do smth chill so i can eat
wait a min im coming back
What's the name again
ight im back
gay
ight']
Get on my boat
go to ur yatch
Pink motherfucker
Zhounichen
hmmm
I'm following him right now
Oh ok
im getting my mk2
Alright
He's not showing on the map
He is appearing again
Don't get too low
I think he's fast travelling
hes using laser
How did you die
i crashed
Oh
he left
Wow he's a big pussy
lol
Let's get fucking home
I'm going to a private session
Motherfuckers kill others doesn't think they can't fight back
But when motherfucker got killed back they've start motherfucking crying
Smh
im joining u
Ok
what do u wanna do
31 million in my bank account

23M here
That's great
whoever guesses mine gets a cookie
I'm buying caracara soon


Problem with public session is you easily get into fights and you forget about passives
1 million dallars
Anyone here got a ps3 and has gta 4?
thats why i play private session
I was close
oh
Steam and mods to fix the game is easier way to play
πͺ
Wtf
How come i dont get that after all those times ive helped u
Are you jealous
Eh?
Wahh 
alr then imma do carwash stuff
Cool
Friken I will today onwards defend whatever dogshit opinion you say over here
bro doin the new car wash scam
Wow

It's usually the other way around but okay
It is a scam or very large scale organized money laundering scheme that involves basically everyone
Nahhh Saul Goodman on the car wash? 
I think clients who sends the car to be washed it's basically getting us to laundry their money
"Your honor does your car need to be cleaned?"
No sorry i was just referring to jimmy mcgill
What are you talking about
I'm expressing my opinion in the lore
The paragraph you reply to was not even replying to anyone
Jimmy he orchestrated it!!!
And I know who Jimmy is cslm down
He did what through a sunroof?
oh
Oh btw
Poopenheimer
I'm watching bcs the first time
BASED
lmaoo
where u at
nvm im gonna do some bicycle time trial
Da heck
S1&2 are kinda boring bro jus get through ut
Bro jist gave up on car washing
Meh
I'm just learning English along the way
i had to do the car wash
To remove the heat I know
I think car wash is pretty nice except with pays quite little
Hmm
I liked the slow paced stuff tbh
I forgot what even happened in ut
In early seasons
jane morgolis
Isnt that breaking bad
I don't really like the one that you need to sell weed
It's necessary for the business but I don't like driving the van
idk
hmm alr
There's quite a lot for me to do actually so I won't get bored
this fucking time trial omg
ok gl
this shit time trial is boutta make me rage quit
ikr
good luck next time
yooooooo
Normal time trial takes some skill
im ngl its a pain in the ass
but it is also
quite fun if enjoy playin story mode to sum
degree
I'm just going to find guide for it
I play through once already so it's okay
I just want the role
Cant I'm the biggest fan of story mode since it's quite different than online
I think hsw time trial should have more corners whereas normal time trial should have more straight
Hsw time trial is one of the most straightforward thing
damm shi is mid for me cause im to used to online
I am used to online too. I started online immediately
well ig its just more money equal need more skill
Only went back to story mode and fully play it after like 2,000 hours
Tbh hsw is fine as it is because yk the whole point of haw is speed so giving it more corners would just not be optimal
Yes more corners mean it's more skill based
I know it will be hard or challenging but that's kind of the point of counting the time
i fully started on sotry mode started playing online like 1k hours in
but never
turned back
nah dude fuck this shit ass game
You srs can't do the time trials??
It's extremely hard to make money in story which is why I don't like it but I guess it makes sense
thanks for stateing the obv π
BIKE time tria;
Cycling time trial is rather simple man
Just use boost on straight
its almost like this isnt obv
For me it's easy cuz stock market
I suppose it is
aight bruh ths shi easyy daggg
But I am a heist person so
Oh that's easy when I'm not familiar with the track it just takes me like 2 tries instead of 1 lol
And I fucked up the assassinations by completing them before last missions so
Fr lol
So I don't bother doing it again
I did think of playing it the second time to make things right but I prefer online activities mostly
More properties and such makes me feel more engaging
how many times have you completed the story?
Once
nah i just like being able to call my car and eat snacks man
How so
That too
fuck you man
Your car could randomly not be saved
For some reason even if I park in the garage
And you're already bored? Dang
tbf ths cant be counted
lol
That's annoying lmao
Like I said it never really interested me because you can't redo the hiest
I think one of the reason is that I'm so rich online I feel very poor in story
I've like completed the story idk like more than 29 times but I still don't get bored of it
well you either keep on replaying the game or fuck round
Maybe I need more time to appreciate it
I suppose that's correct
well after the dopimine of online its hard tbh
Yeah
i just gave up.
but you see i mostly fuck round whilst playing gta now
It's like after driving Bugatti daily you need to drive a Toyota
I see you fuck around here too
and online is just better for fucking round
Never back down never what
@dry frost whats ur SC
Not even touch the device you're playing on
dude i was trying for like 30 min
Bro it's time trial next to NC rn?
That is annoying but easy
i dont like time trials
sorry i meant junk time trial
I do it for career
Parachute??
no
The electric bike
the the bicycle one
but thats also just cause when u have a game where cars purposely crash into u makes
yeah
time trials a tad more enraging
I was asking if the bike one is at NC or no cuz that's annoying
idk
Are you saying nightclub
Do u know u can get a small boost when pressing E?
I don't think his nightclub is the vinewood one
Yes NC as in nightclub
im trying so hard to not say a word...
Say it in real life not in this chat
yea
js did
been saying it for the past 20 min
try pressing caps lock it'll make you go faster if you haven't tried that already
i did that too
Try bunny hopping, increases my speed alot
but there were so many fucking turn and there was a fucking jump
did that too
On your second try you should already see them coming
bro then you should've gotten it in 10 if you tried all those things
thats mean you should proly say it tbf
not finished after 20 mins and multiple retries is wild ngl
u will also get timeout if i say it
fuck off
less run it beautiful
I'm trying to help you out bro are you braindead
Is he the third person you've been calling brain-dead after me
@floral apex @dry frost should i blow friken with an rpg?? im in session with him
blow up you mean, yes
yh
did you mae a typo
You can start a fight with me but I doubt if you will win
aight im going to do it
you mean bust?
im coming friken
that would be better

No I don't know I just said yes because I assumed you knew the correct number

I only see it the thirdtime so I guess
You aren't very active so I say it's easier to track compared to me
your list is probably in the hundreds 
I don't call people brain dead I can't afford
I can't afford? Hm?
My limit is 4 points
what you talking bout
somio
What
calling ppl braindead?
didn't know you could get warned for saying braindead but ok

It counts as toxicity maybe
yeah u cant idk what lil bud on bout
ALR im gonna report it to the mods 
my shit lawyer will tell you
no fuck
ur my lawyer
u help me fr
omfg do i have to take you to my basement again
π
see shit lawyer
i dont like the basement
cant even find the police station
ur being disrespectful im gonna report u too
it doesnt matter what you like tbf
ty
aight bro
Are you being FR
yea i already opened it
lemme write everything
Som was legit helping
I don't think his reporting me
aight make sure to add im taking you into my basement
that i called you a cunt
etc
Idk
ok i told them
anyway ima report you guys for misuseing channels
sorry i cant send u screenshot cuz there is a problem on my pc,but u can ask Pino or any other admin that are online
Let me just become admin and find out myself
I'm admin now
and im TGG
Ik
is any 1 else's "dispatch work" bugged ? cuz i cant do 2 dispatches in the same lobby
bugged like how?
There's cd buddy
I can't do more than 1 in the same lobby
it's been more than 20 mins
Did you change session then
i did that last night and that's the only way i can get another 1
So did you change session and try again
changing sessions won't work apparently only restarting the game
Just restart the game then
You know with all the soft locks within gta online youβd think by now they patch something
Like for example, having a chance of being black screened when trying to use rc vehicles
Most commonly with the nano drones within the arcade
Anyway
ive gotten sinsimito tequila 6 times in a row
aer you actually starting dispatch work
nvm you arent
maybe do that first

Dispatch pays decent for me this week
these braindead a s Rockstar dev's πΏ
80+% of the "bugs" i've seen mentioned in gtao are ppl being morons
Is there a bonus?
4 x forGTA plus
And it's crazy how i restarted my game and been in the same lobby for almost half n hour driving around with my sirens on spamming right on D pad and can't even start a dispatch πΏ
Were you in an organization
it'll tell you you can't start
the thing is he isn't actually starting dispatch work
Maybe he didn't read
not maybe
I don't know what's the button on controller
I haven't been in one
neither do i
but whatever it is he ain't pressing it
Likely
on controller it's right on d pad to start one
and i assume u need ur sirens on and vincent should start yapping
You don't
confirm yourself
the fact that nothing happens should tell you it's not the right buttomn
i did it earlier and last night
it is tho
and it is the right button cuz there's a prompt for it
What does the game says when you try to start it
when you get into a cop car after a new session the start dispatch button has been pressed for you as it were
all you have to do in this case is to press action
for subsequent jobs you need to press whatever control it is to start dispatch work
on pc it's b
on controller maybe R3
i spawned into a new session... cop car is outside and when i got in after like 5 mins nothing happened
i will not repeat myself again, and pino is wrong as well
Ok cool
LOL
Whenever I'm flying oppressor mkII the game is freezing as well as pc any solution?
Help
Have you ever upgraded softwares of your GPU or CPU
read the above exchange
Have you ever pressed button to actually start it and then accept
U mean driver?
its right d-pad, lets normalize not trying to act like you know something if you're not familiar with the platform
but at the same time on controller specifically xbox it's right on d pad and there's a prompt for it so i can't be doing anything wrong πΏ
i have the cop uniform
I mean what I said
so yes
Then what are buttons ? And a simple yes would have done the job
trying to make fun of people asking normal questions is crazy 
does it stutter before it freezes?
i did yes π and the 1 button is right on d pad
Gotchu, since the newly Nvidia drivers ain't good and cause black screen so no way to upgrade to new
Yeah
There should be two button to press in some cases
Did you update it
no there's one specific on xbox as far as i know
-
Start the dispatch call:
Press the right analog stick (R3) to receive a call from Vincent about Dispatch Work. -
Accept the mission:
A prompt will appear in the top-left corner of your screen. Press Right on the D-pad to accept the Dispatch Work mission
@thin roost dms
If I update it will cause fluctuations and black screen
took ne 5 seconds to search
Same as taxi work there should be two buttons. One is when you call dispatch, the other one is accepting the job
@tropic bronze any solution?
Then maybe there's other stuff for you to update as well
Only thing I could think of with my limited knowledge about PC is updating softwares if not hardware
Maybe lower the resolution and other settings but I don't know
RAM, storage, cpu, gpu?
I have better knowledge yet I don't know about gta especially cause I play rdr2, cyberpunk without having any issues
Also, @bitter belfry if you are using a laptop in enhanced, maybe that's why
calling out others while apparently being just as ignorant is even crazier
read my posts
Legacy pc
where did you find that the controller input for dispatch missions is r3?
I think he googled it
Ohh no..... I have got 4060 that run enhanced smoothly it's games prblm
π₯²ππ»
i had no problems running even enhanced on my old e-wastes - 9600k, 3060, 32gb+RAM, SATA SSD
do you have more than 16gb RAM?
Me? No 16gb
16gb is fine
Yeah
double check your storage i guess
@thin roost is it working now ? After somoo scent that little steps

what's your cpu?
No
I know how to start it but vincent ain't talking or yappin as 2 which this sh T dead bugged
So you press R3 and nothing pop up
Have you realised you need to press IN the right analog stick
The right analog stick is to look behind me ?
yes i press right on D pad and nothing happens
What car are you in
i was in the caracara pursuit
ima try a diff car see if that makes a difference
...and have you tried pressing it in?
changing cars will not make a diff
That's not the button
oh my god
i cannot
But did you try
@thin roost
Is that what you press ?
Bet you he in a ceo
it also doesn't help that as of his last reply he still hadn't actually started dispatch work
some ppl man
you give them all the correct, pino, info and still
again, show the control scheme for controllers where it says "press r3 to start dispatch work" 
if you do that ill gladly say that you're correct
the default controller layout for starters
i tried it to be sure google wasn't causing me to talk out of my ass and it was actually right, you of course never know with ai
it will still function as rear view in the process
so could you get a screenshot from any console player, preferably several, of when they get into any of the personal cop cars where the prompt then shows r3?
instead of right on the d-pad
as friken initially pointed out there are two buttons to press to get dispatch work
that is where you seem to be doing wrong
there is the button to get vincent to call you and the button to accept, which is d-right
the exception is when you hop into a cop car in a fresh lobby after a cooldown which does the first part for you
that's apparently confusing many who call it a bug
also i'm not looking for your validation on this from you
i was merely pointing out that in calling me out you are wrong and i'ev provided more than enough evidence which you can check out for yourself like i did
i think you know this, but this is the same attitude as someone sending me 10-0 lzzzz before leaving the lobby when just killed them a couple of times
i think we'll end it here
the information i provided is correct either way

Meow
Woof
Pluh.
βIm a pickle Morty; a pickle!!β



thoughts on the obey 10f custom
It's great but I got bored of it soon
Nice to drive but customization are actually mid
Some spoiler options are questionable
That powerwash simulator dlc clocktower took a long time
@velvet lodge finally I decided to gift myself a controller
Not an official one ofcourse
ayee third party ps5?
Chat has been real dead today
Nah, I got some third party company who makes good controllers for PC for starters and grabbed one of their beginner friendly controllers.
The delivery is on Tuesday. Let's see how it goes and I might get a full ps setup or might just stop thinking about playing on controller.
thats dope
Should've thought about buying these earlier. I'm lying in bed for the last 10 days.
How much is it?
It's like $15
ive got the bike, now left to take another 4 photos for the trade price of the granger lol
Great
Bike is siper useless if you ask me, of every cop car
It's great if you risk your life in game
Cuz it's slow and you always get knocked off a bike in game
i have 6 or 7 deadbox controllers including the elite, and no deadbox
family didnt have consoles and i grew up with only macs so i never grew up with controllers so never really spent time getting used to it
i recently went through a phase of trying to get used to controller when i felt like joining streamed PC/PH/8G racing playlists
the problem with my kbm use is that i hammer and press down on the keys with a grip of death while gaming so my hands give out after about 20 minutes of racing / pvp after which i have to take a break of a day or two
now i've switched to try and mitigate that problem by using custom very heavy density landing pads
i might go back to controllers again tho, it's a better long term fix - i am considering buying a ps5 pro for vi
I was doing some prep missions around the casino when a new player started attacking me. I killed him a bunch of times then he went inside the casino
Almost 20 mins have passed he is still inside lol
Yesterday I killed a dude twice
When I went for the first time he left
That is after he blow up my submarine
Don't start war you can't finish
I swear i see u in this chat everyday
I would hope so
Thank you
Do you have 60 oppressors?
do YOU?

Nah
I can't wait playing games
Theres nothing else to get
Like i probably dont have 60 oprresses
Well noy probaly obviously
Play another game and wait for 6

Then it's time to enjoy events and shit
Find a hobby
Irl?
No in game
Yeah races are fun
Street race is popular because everyone wants the prize car
Races are the best thing in the game
Whats a good car to build for the races
And they are one of the only close races since performance is close between select cars
Calico GTF or sultan classic RS
Well you could still have a very bad car but I get what you mean
I remember the calico wgwn it was the fastes in the game
Well it has got a very high top speed compared to the rest
Nice handling tho?
Ooh yeah
Yea
It's awd
Man it's based on rally car, good thing they got it nice
Rockstar did the 911 dirty
You can also recreate that rally subaru with the sultan
Yea handled terribly
Its crazy how every turn it slides
The gto is so much better
Isn't it awd
Well
We all know why the 911 is special
Im considering to get the itali stinger tt, thoughts?
If you have money for hsw
To be fair I've not gotten the hsw upgrade for my Niobe either lol
Get the hsw for the niobe
Personally I will take the TT over niobe, but it's based on appearance
Stinger dosent have any brakes
I never really compared their performance but the Niobe slides a bit too much
It's pretty much the same for any hsw
But looks way better
What website is the calico on
The yellow one
Non-car people focusing on the wrong parts
When even a runway for the planes isn't enough for your car to reach the top speed you know it's a little bit not good
Yeah
Niobe is the 3rd fastest car in the game compared to all classes
TT is second isn't it
I feel the acceleration when I floor it in free mode
Way better than GTS
Also it's a Ferrari and good-looking
Stinger tt looks better than niobe? Hell nah
I don't think I have any spoilers on my niobe
You should put one
What's your level
121
Is it street race
Ngl I prefer no spoiler on my Niobe
That's weird
You would prefer one because you need the downforce
Idk most of the spoilers look ugly on it
That's what I'm saying there's only so little good options
Bro the calico handling is assπ
I think that might be a skill issue
Ts drive like its bricked up
My lscm cheeta had better handling
It just has a subtle effect and not really downforce lol
Yeah best car in the game for me
Mhmm
Videos and websites out there for you to check if you want
I checked a website and it said doesn't give real downforce but just a slight subtle effect
Does anyone know if arena war is active
Internet problem
What's the website called
Reddit and some other gta wiki stuff
I found the calico to be one of the better handling cars imo
Broken cars?! How GTA Spoilers & Downforce work - GTA5 Fact-Finding
Watch this video
π
Besides the Niobe, my itali gtb custom has no spoiler too. Even my coquette d10 is on the stock spoiler cuz the options look kinda terrible
π
Niobe is faster than the vigilante its crazy
Skill issue
Or you dont drive awd cars
Doesn't everything about racing come from F1
Even civilian cars have technology from F1
I found its handling just fine
I tend to do better with a stock gtf tbh
Some low level think it's better when everyone is using stock car but in reality I tend to win more when I use stock car
Hehe gd for u. Ez win
Yeah but missing my chance to show off my livery
All it takes is knowing when to break and a little bit of racing line
And then I could easily get top three if I didn't make mistake
Among the stock cars which one is better?
I use GTF
I think, GTF is faster but RS is quicker
Sultan classic RS suffer from suspension problem as you'll need testing to find out which one is your preference and it's easy to snap if you turn too much, the technical term would probably be spinning out or rear end losing grip
GTF have similar problem but seems to be less than RS
Overall I'd say GTF is better tho it really is preferences.
Well gd then i like the gtf
No, but let's just say there's this mechanic where you can rapid fire single shot weapons.
Hard for me to explain since im bad at doing it (PvP overall).
But basically switch the weapon back2back.
Anyway.
Should i go buy one of the police cars?
Since it's on discount.
Buy 5 of them
Do you want or need one? If no to either, then itβs as simple as that. Discounts donβt mean anything unless youβre on the fence about it.
If you want cop outfit or actually want the cars
Getting both.
So yeah need some advice for my first cop car.
Random?
Oof.
Do you have anything you specifically want from a cop car ?
Does the hellfire police have a leonida livery ?
Theres only dispatch work bruh
What's leonida
Tough.
Florida in gta 6
Hellcat then, flying brick
That's appearance thing, you could just check on a website no need for advice
Or the crown vic
Police bike better
Theyre all LS livery
Oh wait i mean armor tough.
You can also check on GTA wiki
My bad.
The crown vic unmarked is tuff ngl
They're the same
And cheapest too but also slowest
No cop car has actual armour I think
Ohh so 1 missile = Boom.
No
Aight aight.
Or e rounds
Yea
The free suv w gta plus has 4 missiles
Terminus patrol ?
Yeah but the armour plate upgrade is fake apparently
Either way cop cars aren't pvp ready
Yeah
It's the most FIB thing a player can get, too
Other than badge
Aka ID card
I guess this is just another way to spend money.
Maybe they can give it an hsw upgrade
That would be bad because the car itself isn't very racey
Ugly car in balck and white β
Need another 1Mil...
Do i get reputation for the street races
It's probably the most expensive one
Yea little bit
5Mil.
Its not 5m
Its on sale tho
.
Its on sale tho
Rez what's the exact number on the website
Its 4
Exactly
Without discount or?
What does it say right now it costs
Are u stupid
The picador considered muscle?
From the Wiki i read it's 5,620,000.
No no
Google it
Chill people.
U just started playing
You shouldn't be buying cop cars then

Bro if u js started playing why are u buying a cop car
Me when i get a logical reasoning instead of straight answer
The rulebook clearly says what qualifies, and on website you would find what category it falls in
Me when no one asked
It looks coo
Maybe he wants cop outfit

Understandable but if you just started you should go for the cheapest regardless
Unmarked is the way
Just do 50 dispatch this weke
Epic.
Week
woah a medal
Then you'll get 50 Γ 50k
Get the unmarked and do dispatch
Do it 100 times then it's 5mil
And get the corvette corvette
Is unmarked the cheapest?

Corvette Coquette.
Yes
Btw is it true that there'll be like a mansion?
Yes tmr
If it does I better save my money for that.
yes
Mansion coming tomorrow
Aight thanks ill buy that one then
Nice.
Wait 3.9 million
Lol, I don't think it would make you money
Rez save ur money for tomorrow
Ahit are in discount now
Mansion coming tomorrow
Coping mechanisms.
What property do you even have
Bros guilabble asg
I forgot today was a sunday
Nothing hurts more than buying the wrong property in the beginning
Biker and blue candy.
Meth
Meth mc I assume
Also get acid lab @limber kettle
Do the first dose
Meth
6 missions then you'll have 750k to buy the lab
Does it need 4 people to play?
No
Aight 
Nah
Nice.
Just check the price when you get online. Nothing will stop you if you want the outfits this much
That was probably the most annoying level from that dlc but wait until 40k awful dlc
Its crazy how this dlc had minimal content
Oh btw before i forgot, does Agency gives the jammer one thing?
Yes but just don't go public
You're under 100, whatever PvP get into you will have disadvantage
Mlj is something for people who can't fight back
Last time im in pub some people with spec ops outfit keep hunting me down like im a wanted man.
Smart choice is to stay is private to avoid conflict
Because you are low level
Hahaha
Fair game for them I guess since I can't fight back.
It's simple, public session is a mess and you're not experienced or skilled to stay
Nvm the gtf is so good i just smoked a lobby of 8 ppl
Pearl ?
Learn my lesson the hard way.
Bro was not harm type
Private to the bone.
Okie WAIT cop outfit is only available this week?
Of course. No reason for me to troll you about racing
Limited time?
Also with Christmas song running in background
Maybe. Idk
Just had to get a feel of it first
Sounds like it
Its really fun too
@raw star yo u wanna do some apartment heist later?
Yeah getting to know her is important
I'm busy irl today
Alr alr
In irl.
Og heist takes too long
Yeah somehow
Havent done apartment heists in yrs
Yeah
Done my cmm first try
damm
I didnt even bother trying it lol
Its honestly easy with the right crew
I had a grp of frnds. They dont play anymore only one of them is left. So cant do apartment heists
Yeah comms is important
I aint got no team and i can play maximum 4hrs a day
Someone i did it with had no mic
N they didnt die once
u can still do it with randoms here on discord
Man so many flying bike users.
Exactly y i joined
Funny jet engine on a bike.
Yeah when you have right crew it's not nec
Nice
Ik
Its easier with the snacks update
I didn't know there's mod to change colour
I havenβt seen a modder in a long time
what is it?
same
Even with BattlEye the modders always find a way to bypass it.
Before you had to go to the pad menu
Tho it would be cool to met one.
im on pc
It wouldn't on pc
But most have gave up because it updates to fast
Press C with weapon wheel on for snacks and press V for armor
2 weeks ago I met one immediately find a new session

yea i always use that

yea ik
It only took them 10+ yrs
The best qol added in
oh
Same as anti cheat
Haha
Just eat some skittles while getting shot at
Poor indie company
Same as money laundering we have now
ight imma hop on gta
We could have done it with MC
Can only resupply snacks by robbing convenient store. For now.
Yea we should buy more shark cards to support them
What property do you have again
MC.
MC club should have free snacks
Oh it does?
At the bar I think
Much better.
Yes it did not take them 10 years to give you free snacks
And subscribe to gta+
A lot of properties have free snacks
I can stop robbing the one in Sandy Shores then.
I think every except apartment
Do u have ceo office?
But like gta+ is kinda worth it if you never player r* games before you get them for free
I choose MC because my friend said its more beginner friendly.
And buy the office after I get the submarine thing.
I think it's less worth it at the beginning because you don't use the 100 car garage immediately
Nightclub would have been better




