🚔┃gta-discussion

[compact tendon]

however, i wil lsay this, cayo isnt needed at all

[noble fable]

You dont make lobbies with your friends

Its just open world

With other players

Like many other games

And yet for some reason its designed around multiplayer and then theres also no crossplay?

[compact tendon]

i never did it until a couple months ago, and i am not hurting for cash

[noble fable]

Like why wouldnt there be crossplay genuinely

[compact tendon]

so u can get rich without cayo

[noble fable]

Ok tell me which I can do solo that don't reward me with 2$ and a paper clip

if its anything under 500k id rather just do an acid drop off

[compact tendon]

daily collectables take about 45 minutes for 700k-1mil

cluckin bell is what 750k for an hour of work?

and thats free to do

you do these to build up ytour money to buy businesses so u can run them in the background

the content is there, but if you think you have to see 1mil+ for everythign you do, youre playign the wrong game

you need to hook up with @noble ruin , he plays on pc, he is loaded and he has great ways to make money

[noble fable]

Yea I did that one

That was my first one

Idk what collectables are

ANd yea I'm trying to do heists to get the money for the businesses

But I've already explained my problems with the heists

[compact tendon]

3 animal photos per day is 100k, selling stuff off to street vendors is abotu 300k, 5 LS tags are 100k per day, there are daily shipwrecks, the content is there, heists arent needed

[noble fable]

The content is there but I would have never known if you hadn't told me

Everytime I look up how to make money it never says nothing about that

And I don't have a crystal ball to find all the hidden content in the game

[compact tendon]

soooo heres what you do

[noble fable]

Maybe I should borrow the cayo guards crystal ball cuz they seem to be psychic af

[compact tendon]

you ignore youtubers saying spam cayo

[noble fable]

And where else will I find help? God

[compact tendon]

you dont ask peopel in here how to make money fast and solo, because they are gonna asnwer cayo

[noble fable]

You are proving my point

[compact tendon]

theres these sites that were made around 20 years ago, called "wikis"

[noble fable]

How did you expect me to know of all this absurg content that gives me little rewards

If everyone preaches cayo

[prisma turtle]

drugs both enhance and weaken the human body

[compact tendon]

wikis have all the info needed for everything

and there is, shock and surprise, a gtao wiki

[noble fable]

Oh yea let me go scroll through one of the biggests games wiki pages for hours just reading up on it lmao

[compact tendon]

fuck it, be poor?

[noble fable]

Or maybe if the game was just made better

If this is the 5th one I can't imagine the torture in earlier versions

[compact tendon]

like if youre so up your own ass that you wont take any advice without shooting back venom, this might be the wrong game for you

[noble fable]

Or maybe if you just stop acted like everything is self explanatory

[compact tendon]

people offer you advice, and you are combative

are you fkin 12?

like seriously, research stuff, and its there

[noble fable]

I shouldn't have to scroll through 100 wiki pages to be able to play a game

it's not your fault

but its still a problem

[compact tendon]

if you had to do a damned book report on portrait of the artist as a young man, you wouldnt go into a room of people and go "Tell me what i need to know abotu james joyce!"

youd actually have to research it

[noble fable]

I'm sure james joyce has a wiki page listing facts but if i were to check gta wiki there would be 100 pages on every character and cosmetic and car and gun and heist and it would take me days to find anything useable

Thats such a terrible analogy

And maybe I would go ask my peers for some help on my book report I dont see the issue

And besdies

Gta is a game

James joyce is a figure

Very big difference

[prisma turtle]

life is a game too

[noble fable]

Wheres the pause menu

[prisma turtle]

it‘s a multiplayer, there‘s no pause

[noble fable]

Bad design

[prisma turtle]

it‘s a multiplayer

[noble fable]

Bad design

😘

[prisma turtle]

okay no

[compact tendon]

youve been given multiple answers to your query, what/how you choose to use them is on you, you cna head down ass up and grind for money, you can play casually, you can suck at heists and not make squat, it really doesnt affect us, but we gave yo uthe answers you need

[noble fable]

Anyways I dont know if I should buy a business or make some new outfits x

[keen knoll]

I legit am not a heists player. Can’t stand the repeat payments that you gotta make. No doubt in my mind that it is one of the quickest and “easiest” seeing as people can just walk in and out but I enjoy putting in the work playing the game how I like it. No repeating payments anywhere, just profit every step.

[noble fable]

But you cant play casually

Thats what I long for

[compact tendon]

yes you can

[noble fable]

So how am I meant to afford my cute house

[compact tendon]

you just cant live outside your means casually

[noble fable]

Should I prostitute

[noble fable]

Um yea cause then im not casual

Im struggling

[compact tendon]

so theres this thign women have been saying for decades that may be applciable here, "My needs arent being met" to which George Carlin replied "Drop some of your needs, this is a zer-some game"

[prisma turtle]

i mean if you manage to do so

[noble fable]

How do u get money

[noble fable]

I'm a man

But thanks

I guess?

And either way once again this is a video game

[compact tendon]

no one called you a woman, i said its a thing women have been saying for decades

[noble fable]

Oh well it was just random af it didn't really make sense

Probably couldve just said anybody

[compact tendon]

and.......look no offense, dont know your lifestyle, dont care, but men probbly arent looking to have "cute houses and cute outfits"

you can make 1mil dollars per day on this game, bare minimum, for casual play

[noble fable]

You just answered your own question

You dont know my lifestyle

So um I dont know what your point was

[prisma turtle]

dick-extensions aka cars.

[noble fable]

Anyways should I buy a business or something

Maybe a nightclub

[prisma turtle]

fuck I love that synonyme

[noble fable]

Isnt it just synonym

[compact tendon]

no, because that wont make u shit without having the MC businesses, CEO warehouses or gun running

[prisma turtle]

sure
waste your money on a nightclub which costs 15m to run on max capacity

[noble fable]

Ew mc is ghetto

[compact tendon]

what i would advise you to do, is since we are close to another update, jsut make money casually every day, theres PLENTY of ways to do it, and see what comes on discount thursday

in a perfect world it would be bunker

because you can make some good kickstarter money with bunker, acid and cluckin bell

[noble fable]

Well whatever that means

[prisma turtle]

just play it
money coming itself

[prisma turtle]

my car collection is my best passive money maker

[noble fable]

Im not sure if I should buy an investment or the penthouse just cause its cute and that's all I really care for

[prisma turtle]

driving around the city, while my arcade, nightclub, garment factory etc. generate money

[prisma turtle]

think about it
what seems more logic

[noble fable]

Probably buying the penthouse and just doing a bunch of acid runs

Or just buy a shark card for the car and leftover cash for clothes

[compact tendon]

if thats what you find fun, and are okay doing it, then godspeed

[prisma turtle]

I personally print money without effort

https://tenor.com/view/spared-no-expense-jurassic-park-gif-24788506

to get there

[compact tendon]

at this point everything i do is making money on "some" level

and i havent done an acid sale, or and mc sale, or CEO sale in months-over a year

only reason i will sell bunker/NC is to keep the raids down

[prisma turtle]

you‘re making money doing the career thing, right?

[compact tendon]

not "really" anymore

because im down to OG heists and doomsday, and doomsday isnt exactly a money maker

but liek when i am on, all my businesses are maxed passives

[noble fable]

Omg im still unsettled from that cayo earlier it was seriously so enraging

[prisma turtle]

its a good money maker if you focus on the fun

doomsday cmms are fun if ykwim

[compact tendon]

problem with the OG heists is no one wants to do them unless its for CMM

[compact tendon]

me getting fucked over 3 times by 2 friends on CMM3 says otherwise, then getting fucked over on loyalty 2 but one of the same friends says otherwise

but i got a good group now, they are just across the pond so 5 hours ahead of me, difficult to coordinate playtimes

[keen knoll]

Nightclub is an infinite source of income and is my primary source. Swapping DJs is optional so I can choose to only profit.
I enjoy doing the grunt work so customizing motorbikes and towing a couple of cars is right up my alley. And if I wanted to or had the time, I'd steal supplies for both of my mcs and hangar. No repeating payments and is something I actually enjoy.
Though I must ask my technicians to stop sourcing the nightclub while I do it because I don't want to max it out and begin losing money.

4 years and every dollar I've made has pretty much all been profit.

[elfin narwhal]

are you a robot

[crimson kindle]

If I got pink diamond 2 gold 2 paintings should I do that with someone or solo

The rest is cash 💔

[earnest pecan]

Yes

[earnest pecan]

Just do solo and take coke

[elfin narwhal]

you always make more money with one grabber and you taking 85% regardless of loot

[crimson kindle]

Ok

[noble ruin]

tbh rn i'm focusing on being loaded irl and hooking up irl

[prisma turtle]

hooking up…?

[crimson kindle]

Good bro you need a break from gta looking at your bio holy fuck 😭

[compact tendon]

getting laid

[prisma turtle]

ah

not good

@noble ruin you shall look for a marriage instead of a hookup

way better

ask pino

[compact tendon]

HARD disagree

[prisma turtle]

😭🙏

[compact tendon]

yeas ago when my son was younger he came up to me one day when i got home from work and said "Dad, mom's MAD" and I replied with "Still? or again?"

thats marriage

[hallow temple]

chat how do i change my personal vehicle? i lost mine and now its just giving me random ones

[whole locust]

pink diamond with 5 gold and hardmode I'm gonna be rich

[compact tendon]

youre taking a friend i presume?

[whole locust]

two yes

[compact tendon]

lost as in it was destroyed or lost as it was destroyed and you didnt have insurance?

[prisma turtle]

thats why marriage is way better

[prisma turtle]

wdym

[hallow temple]

i have insurance

i just left it somewhere when i quit last night idk

[prisma turtle]

it should spawn near you…

[compact tendon]

no, marriage kills men, its great for women because you get to be a mean as fuck rage monster for no reason all the time, but the husband wakes up every day knowing that no matter what, his day is gonna be shit

[prisma turtle]

as I said…
marriage is way better:)

also
just dont focus on what other people say and your day ain‘t gonna be shit 🙂👍

it‘s all about mentality

[compact tendon]

i dare you to marry a woman and try that

if you are sitting in nice peaceful silence, for more than 30 minutes, that wife is going to break that silence

[prisma turtle]

silence is weirddd

[compact tendon]

silence is wonderful

[hallow temple]

yeah but it’s another random vehicle instead

[compact tendon]

call your mechanic on phone instead of interaction menu and look for it?

[whole locust]

pull up your phone, go to mechanic and you can call any car in you have, if you switch it during a mission sometimes it will be that car

[hallow temple]

he keeps saying he’s occupied 😭😭😭

[whole locust]

on a road?

[compact tendon]

?? are u in mid activity/mission or something? are you out in the sticks away from civilization?

[hallow temple]

i’m just chillin 💔

omg my car was in my facility the whole time

[compact tendon]

damn, that might be a record, daily collectables done, 500k more added to bank, took 17 minutes

[prisma turtle]

imagine this irl

[prisma turtle]

I hate that

„I‘m otherwise occupied“

[prisma turtle]

negative

[noble ruin]

actually i'm not fed up yet nor i need to get a break cuz i have a goal to reach 1B before gta6 and that's a short window , but i'm fedup whenever i check the amount of money i own ingame then i have a reality check and feel that pain lol

[noble ruin]

i'm not looking for neither like you said , asexual , i want to hook up wit money

[prisma turtle]

you‘re asexual?

interesting

[prisma turtle]

also you probably mean long term relationship with money

[noble ruin]

as of this phase of my life i am , probably for the best

[noble ruin]

wealth

[hallow temple]

the doomsday heist better be worth it why are there 6 setup missions

[noble ruin]

it's fun , can be exhausting with stupid randoms , but not the best money maker takes a long time

[prisma turtle]

there are 29 in total

missions

[twilit fern]

Is the military rifle (AUG A3) better or the heavy rifle (SCAR L)?

[prisma turtle]

i think the heavy rifle is based on the HK416
but idk

[shy ice]

wait

HOLY SHIT

pls rockstar, it would be great if u put it into the game

[prisma turtle]

what

[shy ice]

imagine
lana del rey on radio, its summer in vice city :D

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-sounds-good-to-me-gif-9370617

[chrome stirrup]

yo need friends

anyone on ps4 add me (ArshDeol7054)

gta online

[quaint shoal]

i thought that was your tinder account

good thing you clarified it was your gtao account

[chrome stirrup]

yep thats why i did 😎

[prisma turtle]

wdym

[shy ice]

uhh

😅

[slender solar]

maybe yall know how to fix rockstar launcher opening in offline mode?

[sick spoke]

yo

[hallow temple]

i just had this too

[fervent ridge]

which vehicle in game resembles the mercedes amg gtr

[neon solstice]

That would be the Schlagen GT

[fervent ridge]

I see

[chrome stirrup]

@grim void is a scammer

[potent cloud]

Report scammers in: #☝lfg-info message

[gentle yoke]

Can someone sell Feltzer plz 🙏

[fervent ridge]

Hmm is the akula worth it as a solo player

[tropic bronze]

worth it is relative
as a boring solo player it just depends on whether you want it to fly around
in terms of a heli, technically speaking all you would actually need as a boring solo is the sparrow

(and the buzzard as a backup call-in when you crash the sparrow)

the variety of aircraft in particular is only actually useful when you pit them against other players

[keen knoll]

I’m not sure I’m familiar with the exact aircraft other than its name but if you’ve already got something for the job then I think it’s best to stick with what you got. If its capabilities are something you may be looking for and you don’t already have something then yeah. Otherwise just stick with what you got.

[prisma turtle]

GTR?
Schlagen GT is the closest one

[fervent ridge]

Aight

[fervent ridge]

Was thinking to get it since it's on discount and I've probably overused my oppressor mkII lol

[keen knoll]

You shouldn’t impulsively buy stuff just because of discounts. If you’ve done some research and decided that it may help in ways the mk2 couldn’t then sure but if the mk2 can do it, I don’t see any reason to change something that works.

My buzzard works just fine. I only got the fh hunter because I was on the fence and it was discounted. If you’re really on the fence then it may be worth your time but if you just want it to switch things up it probably wouldn’t.

[little vortex]

Is it a good helicopter? Yes, it’s pretty fast for its size, has a stealth mode, and weapons for both the pilot and co-pilot.

as a solo player is it worth it in terms of making money? No. It won’t spawn beside u, and u need a friend to make the most use out of all the weapons

[spice raven]

What if the new dlc pays a lot of money and new heist with new challenges and the leader / host is Michael

[little vortex]

I hope we get a Michael dlc before gta 6

[spice raven]

It’s defo going to be him

It’s a game that’s 13 years old they did a Franklin and Trevor missions it has to be Michael with new missions and heists

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/spinach-cat-betrayal-gif-4725097

@prisma turtle spinach

[limber kettle]

The realization on that poor baby face.

[noble ruin]

she thought it was some zaza

[fervent ridge]

Damn so technically for solo it's not as worth?

[noble ruin]

it's a fun aircraft with many perks and a nice addition to your collection, can help you in a public lobby to source for hangar if you invite players with you , it has stealth and good weapons , but if you play solo , not the best choice still a good aircraft

[little vortex]

Yea, it’s fun but not practical

[noble ruin]

The FH1-Hunter is better looking , but doesnt have stealth , both are goated

[little vortex]

For money at least

[noble ruin]

technically speaking aside the fact that it spawns far ( as any aircraft ever) , it has stealth which can come in handy , plus good guns

[little vortex]

Ya I said all tht lol

[noble ruin]

i didnt read allat , i skipped mb

[little vortex]

Buzzard spawns beside thru ceo menu, and sparrow from kosatka

[noble ruin]

buzzard and sparrow are like dramatic girls

[little vortex]

Only ones I use, in case my mk2 blows up or sumthin

[prisma turtle]

saw a Camaro today @wispy marten

[noble ruin]

cant live with them cant live withou them

[little vortex]

Remember my moms cars tht broke down? We got it fixed, they changed the alternator, but they took out the horn?

[prisma turtle]

problem solved by not living at all

[prisma turtle]

they took out the horn? 😭🙏

[little vortex]

I tried honking at someone otw to class today, nothing happened

Yes bruh

-_- like how

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/pass-saturday-night-live-smash-or-pass-next-not-interested-gif-25441284

[prisma turtle]

why pass

[little vortex]

My mom thinks they fixed a problem and caused a new one to make us come bck

[prisma turtle]

mechanics

they milk women

[noble ruin]

argue me i wanna reach level 40 , been stuck in 39 for too long

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/rs7-gif-9955330262694710082

1k hp btw

[noble ruin]

that paint looks sick

[prisma turtle]

IKR

those wheels though

[amber blaze]

The R version seems more worth the price imo

[prisma turtle]

that thing has 1k hp

the R has 740

[amber blaze]

ik but we know you and me ain't handling all that

740 is enough

[prisma turtle]

yk whats even better?

RS7 PD

1.2k HP, tuning costs like 60k, and it‘s diy too

[amber blaze]

shit what about the RS6 GT

[prisma turtle]

expansive

[fervent ridge]

I'm technically just window shopping to find a new vehicle to alternate using for hangar sourcing

[prisma turtle]

I‘d rather take a Performance with the GT Carbon Bucket Seats

[amber blaze]

ik but looks dope

[amber blaze]

bruh my skinny ass would be in pain

from carbons

[noble ruin]

for that and the time/dollars per hour factor , you better use either raiju , mk2 or sparrow if solo , if multiplayer you can spawn the akula for your friends

[prisma turtle]

There are a lot of parts to make the RS6 P handle better than RS6 GT

for example lowering ut

[amber blaze]

idk i'd rather buy the version from ABT and not to worry about parts and doing all that

[prisma turtle]

enhancing the aerodynamics by enhancing the downforce and decreasing the lift

can fuck up your handling if you do it wrong though

[amber blaze]

that sounds expensive and time confusing

[prisma turtle]

my plan is to mix multiple tuners together, taking the best parts of each tuner

dream are 1.5k HP and limited 380km/h

[noble ruin]

create your own car brand

[prisma turtle]

not stripping it btw.

380km/h with the same 2 tons as the stock RS6 model.

[amber blaze]

so what about the law ?

and the road laws

[prisma turtle]

Audi lives rent free in my head and heart.

[amber blaze]

i doubt you would built it just to go with it on track

[prisma turtle]

tuning aint forbidden

[amber blaze]

Ik but 1.5k is kind of a bit

[prisma turtle]

I mean Abt, MTM, Mansory… all of them are german tuners

[prisma turtle]

Abt got 1k…
what difference do 500hp make

[amber blaze]

emisions and stuff

here in slovakia they pull you over for even a air intake done

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-lol-happy-beard-laughing-out-loud-gif-17361641

[noble ruin]

@prisma turtle doesnt care about the planet

[prisma turtle]

I dont.

May the chinese reduce their emissions because I wont.

[amber blaze]

if I had rs6 or 7 i wouldnt either

[noble ruin]

fuck the cybertruck

[amber blaze]

any asian countrys

[prisma turtle]

I once had the plan

4.0 Twin Charged V8 Diesel with 600hp in an Audi A6 turning it into an RS6 TTDI

[amber blaze]

sounds cool

[prisma turtle]

450hp engine from an SQ7, with engina tunink

[amber blaze]

the A6 is just focused to be quite with the diesel I wouldnt even thought of this

lots of soundproofing

[prisma turtle]

Audi A6 because that one you can get as a Diesel

[amber blaze]

ik

[prisma turtle]

a different plan I had

straight piping an RS6, removing anything that proofs sound, and then equipping it with multiple valves.

[amber blaze]

cool

[prisma turtle]

so the Valves are the only reason it‘s silent

and valves can be opened.

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-heisenberg-walter-jr-flynn-rider-gif-26595749

[prisma turtle]

Funfact

back in 2014 I realised the Chrysler 300 is actually a decent looking car.

no wait it was 2016

[amber blaze]

If i had the money i would like to do a 1000 HP C7 corvette

it looks so dope @prisma turtle

[prisma turtle]

if I went with americans…

[noble ruin]

i hate chevrolet tbh

[prisma turtle]

Jeep Grand Cherokee Trackhawk.
Texan Tuned…

1200HP. take it or leave it

[prisma turtle]

any specific spec?
like ZR1 or smth

[amber blaze]

oh yeah we got a 3.0 V6 its dope

[amber blaze]

just the base C7

Check out "Quite" on tt he has a dope C7

[prisma turtle]

…?

V8

[prisma turtle]

you mean quiet

[amber blaze]

ik i was trying to say my mom has the diesel version

[amber blaze]

yeah typo

[prisma turtle]

ah okay

[prisma turtle]

ik that one

[amber blaze]

yeah basicly someting like that

[prisma turtle]

not really my type of tuning but it looks sick

thats the kind of build I would want on a… 1.4k hp RS6

[keen knoll]

I'm personally not concerned with time at all and find it fun to do it at my own pace. Personal vehicles may spawn over in lago zancudo but whenever I need to help someone do theirs and I run into that issue, I'd either spawn a personal aircraft and head to the swamp to spawn an mk2 or just take the buzzard or fh hunter all depending on the mission. Takes a little extra time but well worth being prepared for what needs done.

It does suck though. If they lose connection and I get kicked from the base I get stars.

[little vortex]

Random question but, is it possible to dodge air defenses?

Or is it just an insta kill if u fly in an airspace with defenses?

[prime terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/well-duh-duh-no-duh-obviously-spongebob-gif-1699792560893732838

[little vortex]

I didn’t know fr, I’ve literally always just insta died 😂

[tender veldt]

Does this server have voice channels for players who are still using legacy GTA V for the PC?

[wispy marten]

Damn.. which one??

[prisma turtle]

one

idk which model

[prisma turtle]

dodge doesnt build air defenses

[prisma turtle]

you can dodge yacht aad

[prime terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/arcade-cloud-arcade-cloud-gifs-trevor-phillips-underwear-gta-v-gif-9975369

[keen knoll]

It is my understanding that the pc voice channels that already exist covers that. Point of them is to communicate between players inside the server so people don’t have to go join each other’s. Legacy or enhanced.

[prisma turtle]

please not

[compact tendon]

literally mny favorite interaction with that bitch, trevor was hilarious

franklin was good too "Fuck you bitch, I'll beat you" 😂

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/stunnabry-lana-lana-del-rey-gif-13165659281682791822

[prisma turtle]

AI is getting out of hand.

[mellow bane]

Hi

I need 2 guys for prison break

[noble ruin]

#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc

[mellow bane]

No one is responding

[noble ruin]

so am i

[noble ruin]

i guess people dont do those as much anymore , except for cmm or some other rewards

[mellow bane]

Ok I’m on a new account

I played 1k hours in ps4

[prisma turtle]

I dont think they‘ll care about that

[mellow bane]

And I’m on pc now

[prisma turtle]

I think your pc playtime matters more

[mellow bane]

So what

I’m lvl 24

But I’m better than most 200 lvl players

I’m level 780 on my ps4

[noble ruin]

you require another level of toughness on pc xD

it's chaos in here

[prisma turtle]

you dont even have access to the best weapon ingame.

[mellow bane]

Well that’s a separate problem

[mellow bane]

Not really

[prisma turtle]

no its the same problem

[mellow bane]

Pretty chill

Actually more chill than ps4

One guy helped me deliver mixed good

[prisma turtle]

weak guns = weak player = no one wants to do heists with you

[mellow bane]

He protected me with his opp mk2

[prisma turtle]

yeah because you‘re a low lvl

[mellow bane]

So what

[prisma turtle]

sympathy is something else when you‘re a low lvl

[prisma turtle]

#🚔┃gta-discussion message

your problem mate

[noble ruin]

brother that's rare

most of lobbies are chaos

[prisma turtle]

cant hit me with the „now what“ kinda response when thats literally your problem

?afk awkward(fina)

[fallow mural]

@prisma turtle I set your AFK: awkward(fina)

[noble ruin]

@fallow mural mute me for 1 week

i can make it easier for u by posting a forbidden meme

[cloud kiln]

Has there ever been a triple special cargo week sell thing

[noble ruin]

bro they won't give us 2x let alone 3x

[daring bobcat]

Guys does nightclub technicians make money even if you leave the game?

[tropic bronze]

nop

which is why i afk'd for almost three years with a low-power laptop

[daring bobcat]

Your kidding?

Why tf is this so glazed then

[tropic bronze]

nop
i "made" >$1bn
literally by my character chilling in an apartment / in LSCM / looking at monitors

[daring bobcat]

I was trying to grind to buy it but I dunno I’m starting to change my mind.

[tropic bronze]

yeah ppl glaze it but they can't do math

[noble ruin]

nc is ass if u dont afk it

[tropic bronze]

if you don't spend a lot of time online or if you don't afk continuously when not playing like i did then nightclub is kind of an endgame buy

[noble ruin]

exactly

[daring bobcat]

I definitely play a lot, but I don’t stay up all night.

[daring bobcat]

So should I just not buy it? Unless there’s some great way to afk on Xbox

[tropic bronze]

well you don't have to if you have a console or laptop dedicated to afk
the thing is tho most ppl dont
i just have pc's coming out of everywhere so i have no problems there

[noble ruin]

you should its a bonus money while doing nothing , only condition is playtime

[daring bobcat]

Ig. How do I keep it afk in the day then?

Maybe j could do that instead.

When I’m doing shit

[noble ruin]

there are plenty afk methods

[tropic bronze]

well it also depends on whose paying for the power bill
cos an xb or ps even idling in gtao is >100w

in my laptops case it was <30w

[noble ruin]

but it fries the laptop lol

[tropic bronze]

i didnt care and i was as surprised as you
it was absoluetly fine after almost 3 years of that

battey was down like 5%
good old hp business laptop

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-dance-wolf-dance-wolf-danceing-danceing-wolf-gif-7632852274072373483

[hallow temple]

about to start doomsday pt1 anyone wanna join?

[prisma turtle]

sure, I‘m in

[fallow mural]

Hey @hallow temple, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#☝lfg-info

[hallow temple]

damn sue me

[velvet lodge]

next time you're getting executed

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-bird-rain-beautiful-gif-18429868

[cloud kiln]

Something tells me they’ll give us 2x special cargo or hangar

[little vortex]

Something’s a liar

[knotty zealot]

Yeah for gta+ lmao 🤣

Then it be x4 still be awesome

[compact tendon]

20mil later.....all masks except arena war purchased

[little vortex]

All the masks combined cost 20 mil?

Goddamn

[compact tendon]

WAY more, i just spent 20mil+ on what i didnt have

they get stupid with pricing, for realz

[little vortex]

I shouldn’t be surprised, they sell hoodies for 20k

[compact tendon]

that stupid anime mask was like 80k

[hushed wedge]

is anyone having trouble with game crashing after selecting game mode on launch?

[amber quail]

how do i still get the unicorn mask?

[late marsh]

They need more anime girl masks anyways

[fringe urchin]

They need better weekly updates

[sick spoke]

both are necessary and add some anime char making section

[keen knoll]

The techs don't source when you hop offline otherwise it'd really be unfair. Nightclub is an infinite source of income where swapping DJs is completely optional so what this means is that every dollar can theoretically be profit.

When you afk, it becomes harder to know just when your stock maxes out which loses you money in the process so what I do is sell only when one of my businesses is about to max out which ensures I make the most I can with the resources I have.

[prisma turtle]

Can I do that?

[prisma turtle]

?afk spain is a language

[fallow mural]

@prisma turtle I set your AFK: spain is a language

[noble ruin]

[noble ruin]

finally 40

https://tenor.com/view/wedding-crasher-hro-gif-25636997

[whole locust]

bearer bonds with 5 gold and hardmode, gta is blessing me

[velvet lodge]

huh?

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-scared-afraid-execution-executioner-gif-15395698

[toxic timber]

@soft vortex your car aint even japanese in cotw

[lyric sigil]

anyone else having connection issues?

[limber kettle]

Was.

[compact tendon]

depends on the thing, quick join is broken beyond repair for me i cant get into anything that way

[lyric sigil]

keeps telling me that i cant keep connection to the servers but it doesnt disconnect me

[limber kettle]

Had to join from Story Mode.

[compact tendon]

best casino heist EVER. If Dorris-day and RNG-_-Almighty are in here, thank you, you are 2 of quite possibly the dumbest people i have ever done this with 😂

they lost 500k+ on the escape, that is pheNOMinal

[lyric sigil]

at least youre not clowning on them because you failed to shoot a camera with the stun gun

no im not letting this go

[compact tendon]

id rather they did that, thats a good honest 1 time mistake

[quaint shoal]

shouldve warned me bro

[compact tendon]

i told them both, just follow me, i got this, and attempt #1, Dorris runs through metal detector. I tell them again to just follow me, so i take out door, camera, 2 guards in lobby, 2 guards in office, 1 guard in hallway, and im thinking perfect, i'll be done in 5 minutes

i let them in daily, i cleared the basement

RNG comes to door with me, everyone is dead

dorris tries to hack a door(normal) and wastes 2 minutes on it, had paige as hacker, i was clearing the doors, RNG wasnt grabbing, he was trying to fight me for doors, and dorris was at C

so, we walk out of there missing 3 piles, and only 1.4 mil

IDGAF at this point i want it over, its their money anyways

Dorris alerts guards on EVERY attempt out

so we getting shot up outside casino, get a car, 1.2mil left

i drive us to chopper(BEST part), and i get out and start climbing, BOTH of them each get in a car and drive off separate ways

so 20 minutes later, when RNG finally gets to buyer, and we take home a little over 800k

[lyric sigil]

last time i did casino the person that was with me wasnt hacking but waiting for me to finish hacking

other than that they were fine

[compact tendon]

funniest part of mine was at the beginning, i was taking 15% and giving them each 35, but RNG either didnt like it, or wasnt paying attention to game and timer ticked down, so it defaults back to me at 70 and them at 15

so i ended up with 500k and they got 170kish

[compact tendon]

homie he took the SCENIC route, when i finally caught dorris was at sandy shores airstrip and he was on a bike, he got in the chopper for the paletto bay buyer. RNG? nah he said "fuck that chopper" he was going through grapeseed, going offroad, all kinds of shit

[lyric sigil]

first time i did casino i didnt know about the helicopter and took like 30 mins to escape

thankfully i did it with a friend who also never did casino before so i didnt ruin anyones run

[compact tendon]

the level of ego on players of this game still astounds me all these years later. I dont care if i have been doing somethign for 10 years exact same way, if someone shows me a more efficient way, i'm gonna listen. Nope, everyone just HAS to do it their way, and no one wants to listen to shit

like casino for example, i thought i was pretty good at it when i started that T4 shit. I wasnt... @velvet lodge was fuckign good. You watch him do somethign and see just how BAD you are at something

[floral apex]

well he has like 10k hours on gta no shit lmao

A bit less than me but etill

[compact tendon]

"Hey dude, lets do it X, it works better"
"No I'm doing y, its how i always do it"

[velvet lodge]

@compact tendon you reckon i start a new account for 1 bil? i already got a second account who's at 150 mil but idk

[compact tendon]

might as well, my wife plays hogwarts more than she does anything so i use her character to do piddle shit, but i made money for her while dualboxing it, and buying businesses, and jsut playing the game, now her character has about 30 minutes of HER playing it, every business/gun/upgrade/apartment and has 500m

[velvet lodge]

thing is my second account is basically stacked already so i have no clue if there's really a point in getting a third account 😅

[compact tendon]

there's no reason to do it......thats why my daughte'rs account stopped gaining money at 400mil after i got her everything 😂

HOWEVER! i will say my kid actually plays with me when she comes over, so there's that

[floral apex]

bro ur whole family plays gta 😭

[compact tendon]

nah, kid once a week-ish, wife, 30 minutes to make a character like 3 years ago

my kid does love to play, because well, she was.......14 when it came out so we played together on PS3 back in 2013, but she only plays for maybe an hour when she visits me every week

[scarlet adder]

Just remember next year we can cause crime in gta6 or fight crime in the new Lego Batman game so are you causing crime first or fighting it?

[quaint shoal]

given that gta 6 is the most anticipated game of the decade

definitely causing crime

[compact tendon]

thats a low bar to clear though

[velvet lodge]

@compact tendon what starting business should i choose

you can choose

[compact tendon]

give yourself a challenge

do bikers

[velvet lodge]

my favorite businesses in the game tbh

[compact tendon]

thats disgusting

[velvet lodge]

in terms of payouts they're meh but i love them 😭

[lyric sigil]

what about nightclub

[compact tendon]

they wouldnt be AS shitty, if the locations were a bit better, and a bit cheaper, you need like 15mil to get bikers going with no discounts

[velvet lodge]

yeah

[compact tendon]

and if the sell missions werent ass

[compact tendon]

Thankfully they got rid of the TransVans, but the planes stil lexist, the shittiest motorcyclkes in history still exist, the garbage trucks still exist

bikers sucks out loud

[lyric sigil]

free cash factory 🤑

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-your-whining-pop-son-of-a-critch-111-stop-whining-gif-25212099

[compact tendon]

oh right, forgot that @noble ruin cosplays as a Sons of Anarchy biker

my bad homie

[noble ruin]

i actually sent the gif and diidnt see the subs there

[compact tendon]

however! bikers is one of the easiest tier 4s, so theres that

[noble ruin]

i totally forgot about career progress lol

[velvet lodge]

thinking about doing it gta+less

what's this month's benefits anyways

[compact tendon]

no clue

ok casino ready to go again, time to end this

[velvet lodge]

cant wait to play some simeon missions at level 1

they're double this week right?

[compact tendon]

and hit level 20 after one mission duie to 4x RP

[velvet lodge]

i decided no gta+

or is it 4x for regular this week too?

[compact tendon]

oh that i dont know, havent done any

[noble ruin]

2x

[velvet lodge]

gotcha

[lyric sigil]

if a repeat customer is any indicator you might not be bad at this whole thing after all 🔥 🗣️ 🗣️

[minor star]

i won the podium vehicle 🙏

[lyric sigil]

nice

[compact tendon]

ok stupid trashcon done, all outfits purchased, check that off the list

[velvet lodge]

i just got 17k for one of the repo missions..?

surely that's not doubled right

[knotty zealot]

It's actually x8 as got buffed x2 last dlc plus another x2 then another x2 if you got gta+

You did it too quick 15 minutes for optimal payment

7 minutes or 8 plus 6 minutes

[velvet lodge]

17k seems still a little too low for 2x cash, took me like 20 - 30 minutes to finish it

[compact tendon]

hang on, "which" simeon missions are you doing? it has to be the ones for career progress(the 8) and with the opp mk2 you can do sasquatch in like 6 minutes solo and get 60k+

[velvet lodge]

i did the one where you blow up the cars in the vehicle warehouse

[compact tendon]

that should have gotten u 60k+ on hard

thats part of that leg

[velvet lodge]

game just being ass i suppose

im only at 137k rn and ive been playing for a while so far 😭

[compact tendon]

poob put out a video saying that if you take 4 people on those mission you actually get a LOT more cash

[fervent ridge]

Any chance the vigero zx will get a discount

[tropic bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-bob-blob-stare-gif-1160213367645308177

[prisma turtle]

Can I execute?

[velvet lodge]

sure

[prisma turtle]

yay

when

[velvet lodge]

whenever i hit 1 billion on my new account

[wintry heron]

tgpu

[rapid tulip]

i didn’t get my 500k from the missions

it’s been 72 hours

[wintry heron]

lol

[tropic bronze]

womp womp
i forgor when i did it, was it sat or sun

ig i should get it either today or tmrw

[trim hinge]

Does anyone else having headache on r* number plate creator for PC E&E?

[tropic bronze]

switch characters if you're having issues, order a plate, if that works then switch back and do it again

[trim hinge]

yeah I ordered on legacy but received on enhanced lol tnx

never been glitching like that before

[tropic bronze]

lol
yeah try the character switch if you haven't done it yet

[trim hinge]

all good cheers

[languid crypt]

I’m just waiting for the x2 cargo week

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-forever-finally-gif-5239554

[prisma turtle]

@kind goblet what‘s the best one hand weapon in rdr2 btw?

[kind goblet]

Micah’s revolver is pretty good but it’s a unique weapon and Schofield revolver

[kind goblet]

On my main save I use the Lemat revolvers dual wield mostly rifles I use the Evan’s repeater and the varmint rifle for hunting

[prisma turtle]

how do I get micah‘s revolver lol

[prisma turtle]

I currently use the M1988 on both hands

[velvet lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-bird-rain-beautiful-gif-18429868

[kind goblet]

Either drops it in the final mission in chapter 3 when you shoot up rhodes or at the very end of the game

[prisma turtle]

and I got a wonderful 165$ bounty in saint denis after that one mission

[prisma turtle]

is it called „Micah‘s revolver or is it some model?

[velvet lodge]

this looks like gta discussions to me

[prisma turtle]

#rdr2-discussion

https://tenor.com/view/where-you-at-gif-21177622

[velvet lodge]

dms exist

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/with-all-due-respect-that's-not-relevant-executive-ada-nolan-price-law-and-order-respectfully-that's-irrelevant-with-all-courtesy-that's-beside-the-point-gif-2140245621940958896

why not create a rdr2 discussion

[noble ruin]

misuse of pulp fiction gif

[prisma turtle]

😭🙏

[velvet lodge]

because its far less popular as well as irrelevant to TGG's content

[noble ruin]

question btw , does tgg only do gta content ?

[velvet lodge]

im not sure why?

[noble ruin]

just wondering

[velvet lodge]

very interesting

[prisma turtle]

you‘re his mod and you dont know??
how dare you
-# joke btw.

[velvet lodge]

the only videos i am even remotely interacting with are the ones i gotta link in gta news

[kind goblet]

Can’t remember

[noble ruin]

[kind goblet]

Oh true my bad 😥

[noble ruin]

griefers here's your favorite candy

[chilly kestrel]

Anyone else's car ever got stolen by an NPC in the autoshop contract where you steal the gold? I just had an absolutely weird experience with that contract

[karmic nebula]

I've heard people mention it, but it never happened to me

[spring wren]

tgpu !!

[velvet lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-meme-tom-and-jerry-meme-jerry-points-get-a-load-of-this-guy-this-guy-gif-11384860625931393733

[spring wren]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-bron-scared-im-scared-gif-9086856978205918508

[velvet lodge]

[spring wren]

[knotty zealot]

@velvet lodge you should pick up gears of war reloaded on disc at amazon

[keen knoll]

The gta online protagonist isn’t the only one capable of crime. I don’t understand the significance of an npc committing crimes.

[prisma turtle]

John got arrested

@kind goblet where the heck is Aguadulces

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-batman-dark-knight-yikes-heath-ledger-gif-20521422

[open sedge]

Staring gta online

Got 4 mill

[trim hinge]

anyone received that 1M from r* ?

[open sedge]

What should I choose as career path

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/hodl-crypto-gif-26523783

[viral coral]

use ceo path

[dry frost]

Pizza delivery driver is meta i believe

[open sedge]

U mean executive

[viral coral]

yes

[open sedge]

What should I select as office?

[viral coral]

nightclub, biker, and bunker are garbage

try everytime to get the cheapest

[dry frost]

cheapest

[viral coral]

as vehicle i recommend nightshark

[dry frost]

why

[viral coral]

safest for new plyers

[dry frost]

its mid n exspensive

[viral coral]

zentorno is also great but i recommend a armoured vehicle more

[dry frost]

tbh you could get a kuruma but if i were you i would just get like the cheapest car possible

[viral coral]

the thing is you get a penubra as vehicle for free to

[dry frost]

exactly

the free cars is where you gonna just get the duke o death

@open sedge

so i would say just spend as litle money as possible

besides on guns

cause you just tryna get a kosatka asap

[little cairn]

I would say bunker imo crates are to Grindy as a beginner u can get the upgrades to get max profit also bonus 50k every 48 mins is nothing to scoff at also get the armored kurma ur gonna be doing clunking bell and first dose and last dose it's basically bullet proof

[viral coral]

if you dont have all bunker upgrades you just make minus buisness

[noble ruin]

solid but also 50k off of mixed goods if u have an office

[dry frost]

in my opinion unless you dont know how to handle your keyboard n mouse or controller theres literally zero point in wasteing your money on a car

[little cairn]

Yeah true mixxed goods are a thing but ur warehouse is gonna be far from ur office so doing it will take longer than ammunition also as I said crates are Grindy compared to buying ur stock @noble ruin

[dry frost]

well tbh as a new player you arent really even gonna be grinding the business you choose...

[noble ruin]

yeah but at the beginning and before buying the upgrades better steal the supplies

[dry frost]

cause theres just better ways of making money

[little cairn]

Also the crates are active while Bunker is passive so while ur doing the clucking bell and first and last dose u'll be making money (u know u can buy the upgrades via career starter or whatever it's called)

[prisma turtle]

guarma

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/the-fuck-disgust-will-smith-gif-5241978

[prisma turtle]

I‘m in the rdr2 fever

[dry frost]

but no thats just dumb...you dont wanna spend ur money on a worser business at the start

(upgrades)

[prisma turtle]

nightclub all the way

[little cairn]

U have to buy a warehouse which is the same price as the upgrades soo

[prisma turtle]

makes some decent cash

free terrorbyte

shit like that

insane profitable

[dry frost]

bro cant read english when did i say buy a warehouse

[noble ruin]

cluckin bell is a good way for beginners with no additional cost or investment , and it helps raise the money for a kosatka , and or an agencey , terrabyte , etc .. but the burnout from heists is real

[dry frost]

i literally said spend as little money as possible

[noble ruin]

nightclub without the businesses is stupid

thats bad advice

[prisma turtle]

@open sedge dont listen to the others
your sis got the best start for the game

[noble ruin]

[dry frost]

Buddy buddy

[prisma turtle]

yeah but no one would like to do that fucking crate grind from the beginning

[dry frost]

im not so sure about that

[little cairn]

Ok worst option tho is club runner with doc forg can we agree

[prisma turtle]

bunker is insanely stupid and expensive as fuck

[prisma turtle]

club runner?

[little cairn]

I mean the clubhouse

[noble ruin]

yeah

[trim hinge]

why?

[prisma turtle]

my choice in the beginning was nightclub and I do NOT regret it.

[noble ruin]

but also 40k from bikes

that adds up

[dry frost]

yeah but death bikes lowkey can be fire

[prisma turtle]

because as a starter you neither have friends nor do you have money to finance all that

[noble ruin]

and look at u now , cant pass 10M

[dry frost]

[prisma turtle]

I havent plaid GTA in the last 2 weeks or smth

[dry frost]

i would regret it so much

[prisma turtle]

also I spend my money 24/7

a car a day dude

[little cairn]

Ik but also im a ps4 player who bought the starter pack those selling bikes for 50k and counterfeit cash was my way to get money for a koskata

[prisma turtle]

I‘ve been over 10m often enough
had 30 mil once.

[dry frost]

bro i was grinding money then i just spent 60mil in one day

[trim hinge]

lol its not that expensive and friends he have here already daily sellers 🫡

[prisma turtle]

till I spent that.

[noble ruin]

i know that , buttt , im convinced i nightclub is best when u have at least 3 businesses , you shouldnt get it at first especially that u need the techs also

[little cairn]

I spent my free 1 mil instantly lol

[prisma turtle]

I spent 60m in one week, around 2-3 weeks after starting the game.

[prisma turtle]

I havent even collected them.

[little cairn]

It was on the Ignis

[dry frost]

like the amount of times ive spent 10's of millions ina day cant be counted

[prisma turtle]

I made insane money starting with the Nightclub.

[tropic bronze]

1m isn't going to make a dent in even my poorest character so i cannot obsess about it

[dry frost]

you will make like no money

[prisma turtle]

some people need to learn how the game works first, so imo Nightclub is and will always be the best thing to start with

[noble ruin]

fr

[dry frost]

50k an hour

[little cairn]

I mean really bc 50k a day is all u can get

[tropic bronze]

only if you afk

[noble ruin]

i'm sorry but no

[dry frost]

fr

[prisma turtle]

those 50k are enough to get yourself guns, do Dax Missions, get acid lab, make millions with that.

[dry frost]

but ur just starting the game

and you afk a heat based wall safe as a new player

[prisma turtle]

meanwhile you make money to get even better guns and stuff

[little cairn]

The clubhouse can do that the bunker and the CEO all can get 50k every 48 minutes the nc is trash to start

[trim hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/lafuddyduddyp2-nobite-bark-online-lafuddyduddy-gif-20767462

[tropic bronze]

yeah i have no iodea why soulless thinks that way
i actually paid real money to get my nightclub and supporting businesses after i got sick of grinding casino with my then crew, i am that averse to grinding
then i just afk'd for almost three years lol

[dry frost]

Okay well actually let me set something straight i actually dont think it matters what you buy at the start tbf cause if ur smart you wont touch that business for a long time anyway

[little cairn]

^

[dry frost]

theres way better ways of making money then any of those starter business

[prisma turtle]

we are talking about starting the game.
ofc it‘s only good if you got the businesses, but who has the time to do those shitty deliveries if you want to grind those Dax missions for the acid lab and the virtuev

[noble ruin]

the burnout is real , after months , u would want to switch up things

[dry frost]

lmao

[tropic bronze]

also you can make back a 250k small warehouse in 5 mixed goods then it's just pure profit from there, the mixed goods are as trivial as bunker delivery

[noble ruin]

a grinder

[prisma turtle]

bitch this guy just started the game

[dry frost]

Yeah i mean at one point i think i was at the point if i saw the cayo compound i would throw up

[prisma turtle]

he doesnt even know how to drive a car straight.

[dry frost]

[noble ruin]

deliveries like 3-5 mins thats 150k easy ?

[prisma turtle]

150k?!?

are we talking about picking up a package and bringing it to the spot in an Oppressor?

worth 150k

[noble ruin]

no

[dry frost]

what r u guys even talking bout

[prisma turtle]

yeah good luck with the driving skills.

[noble ruin]

why do i have to argue for a game ive been playing 5 years every damn time lol

i'm out

[little cairn]

No I got to agree with souless on this one bc driving takes longer but still better than nightclub

[noble ruin]

driving skills ? is this need for speed ?

[prisma turtle]

I STARTED that game 3 months ago.
guess who has a better memory about how to start off good.

[noble ruin]

it's gta ,, a baby can drive a car

[dry frost]

driving or being good at gta in my opinion is heavily based on how good you already are at handleing your controller or kbm

[noble ruin]

experience ?

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-grand-theft-auto-crash-missle-drop-gif-11966365

[tropic bronze]

[prisma turtle]

I said memory

[noble ruin]

a retarted will drive like that

[dry frost]

Ive made more on your whole career times 10 on my second accounts second character buddy

[prisma turtle]

or someone who just started playing the game.

[prisma turtle]

and what did you use to start with?

[dry frost]

[noble ruin]

yeah but the delivery vans are slower so cant crash like that

[prisma turtle]

what was your essential money maker?

hm?

[little cairn]

🥱

[noble ruin]

bunker , mixed goods , bikes

[prisma turtle]

what about the free Terrorbyte if you get the nightclub?

[prisma turtle]

money maker integrated.

[dry frost]

Ive already stated 50 thousand times it doesnt matter just spend as little money as possible cause all those businesses are shit anyway compared to what you gonna do if i had to restart

[little cairn]

What he is saying that u have to drive to the location of the truck

[prisma turtle]

and you save around a million on a must have vehicle

[prisma turtle]

„spend as little money as possible“
bitch whats your way of income to buy a kosatka and grind cayo

INCOME

[noble ruin]

a terrabyte without businesses , is like having a school without classrooms

[prisma turtle]

not saving money

[little cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-comendo-picoca-gif-9669437860846841235

[prisma turtle]

this is provocating me.

stop it.

[noble ruin]

yeah but im convinced in like 1 hour u would handle the driving cant be that hard

[dry frost]

yeah kmao

[dry frost]

buddy theres reason i run circles around you every aspect of this game shhhh

[little cairn]

This is entertaining ngl

[prisma turtle]

I said stop it.

am I speaking chinese?

[dry frost]

YAY

[prisma turtle]

I am serious right now.

[little cairn]

You want me to answer that

[dry frost]

i remember what happened last time me and honch provoked you

[prisma turtle]

„this is kinda entertaining“ 🤡

go visit a circus if you want entertainment

[little cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/grin-gif-20986241

[noble ruin]

the funny thing is , the guy who asked the questions actually ditched , and the idiots who been playing for long are arguing

[prisma turtle]

3 months aint long.

[prisma turtle]

hench got moderated.
yeah I remember that too.

[dry frost]

ik right i realised this very long ago but ofc i continue cause its fun seeing a fake pro tell me nightclub is good with no mc conections

[little cairn]

I played for a year and a half but bro it's not that deep

[noble ruin]

it is tbh , 3 summertime months are long

[dry frost]

[little cairn]

I think Dr crush has a video on how to start on gtao

[dry frost]

thats old and outdated

[prisma turtle]

so does @potent cloud

[dry frost]

unless he drpped a new one

but tgg's series wasnt to bad i would still do it diffrent but yeah it was good

[prisma turtle]

I never said I‘m a pro or anything.
I said it worked out best for me.

FOR ME

not for your ass playing the game 24/7

[little cairn]

Yeah I followed rags to riches

[prisma turtle]

grinding out the shit making millions while I‘m happy being over the 1m mark

it‘s enough for me

[dry frost]

omfg i love drcrush's series one of my favorite gtao series ever

[little cairn]

Still suck at getting Intel at cayo tho soo :/

[dry frost]

https://tenor.com/view/not-enough-batman-not-good-ben-affleck-gif-9286385

[little cairn]

Which one

[noble ruin]

ofc , there is no obligation or a certain way one should play a sandbox i agree

[prisma turtle]

not everyone needs 50 billion digits on their screen

[dry frost]

Well ive watched every one hes ever dropped and im talking bout the one that blew up his channel

[noble ruin]

so if 1M satisfies you that's totally fine

[noble ruin]

i only need 1 lol

[dry frost]

i agree ive never had so much fun being broke stealing cars and racing my friends in gtao

[prisma turtle]

I said digits.

[little cairn]

I think u should at least have a couple million bc of these prices imo

[prisma turtle]

one digit would be 0-9$

[dry frost]

good math

[noble ruin]

if you're a person who likes to purchase things u need at least 5

[kind goblet]

Is that a plant?

[noble ruin]

i meant 1B u get my point

[prisma turtle]

from 0 to 9.
better for your smartass?

[dry frost]

https://tenor.com/view/warren-buffett-gif-24036975

[noble ruin]

@prisma turtle , i wasnt focused on the minuted detail

[dry frost]

why am i getting insulted for complimenting someone again

[prisma turtle]

digits.

not number.

digits.

for your info

10 is not a digit.

[little cairn]

Bc ppl are so used to insults now a day ppl think when ur being nice it's a war crime

[kind goblet]

Does this channel even talk about gta now

[prisma turtle]

Agzasfulces or smth lemme send pic

[little cairn]

Good question

[dry frost]

fake online money in a game that is about to fall off cause its predoceser is coming,is truely the best kinda of money this world has to offer

[dry frost]

this is all bout gta i belive

erm yeah it is had to make sure

[kind goblet]

Thought ppl was just arguing about numbers for no reason

[little cairn]

It does look like it

[dry frost]

numbers of money in gta yeah

[little cairn]

Just sit back and enjoy the chaos

[prisma turtle]

I‘m arguing with my bank every day because of numbers
they dont like randomly rising numbers.

[little cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-smile-smiling-loki-gif-7414580025534219765

[dry frost]

well the choas died sadly

[dry frost]

fr

[noble ruin]

at the beginning of this game i tried everything before committing to one path , i helped guys do their shit , raced ( i suck at that ngl) , did heists and businesses , ofc back in the day we didnt have so many businesses that are hyped as of rn only limited choice , then adapted the changes that gta made , i'm proud that i never griefed anybody's business or messed with them while they are making money

[prisma turtle]

I started the game

nightclub, shit like that

got some money together, bought a couple guns, straight to dax

[little cairn]

Bro started 3 months and said there wasn't a lot of businesses

[dry frost]

the first time i got a mk2 i griefed the whole entire day for like 8 hours just bullying 12 year olds

[dry frost]

no soulless started three months ago

the other guy 5 yrs ago

[prisma turtle]

I started 3 months ago
take your pills gramps

[dry frost]

damm nah sls you been watching packgod or smth

[noble ruin]

i killed guys that werent doing cargo , despite the game telling me to do so i always felt i shouldnt

[dry frost]

i swear aunt could never think of a roast that fast before

[noble ruin]

yeah but it wasnt easy like that , when i began no dax , no cluckin , no cayo

[dry frost]

Yeah i was just capping but pvping is now my n1 thing to do in gtao

money making is now fully out fashion for me

[prisma turtle]

I‘ve been watching memes

and stuff

fuck my wifi man

[prisma turtle]

I actually never did Cluckin in my life

[kind goblet]

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/no-wifi-izzy-one-xenph-gif-26349547

[little cairn]

Umm u have fun doing thst

[dry frost]

man i never forget grinding ceo cargo when it was meta omfg that shit was ass

[noble ruin]

tbh first time 750 , and i believe another 250k , and it's fun u should do it at least once

[dry frost]

WHAT

[prisma turtle]

yeah it‘s pretty funny.
as funny as me pulling each of your teeth out individually, and then cutting off your tongue because you cant watch it.

[dry frost]

now wonder you said nightclub is the best

[prisma turtle]

first time is 750k because of those 250k ig

[dry frost]

[dry frost]

yeah man i love cluckin bell such a good add to the game

[noble ruin]

500k + ( 2x 250 awards ) , dpoing it as goon and initial 250k bonus , (well two times)

[little cairn]

I mean I'm pretty sure I can see one sided of u trying to be a dentist but than u realize it's harder than u think

[dry frost]

i hope they dont sell this mansion dlc man

it better be fucking good

[prisma turtle]

I only did the first mission because I wanted the Lowrider

[noble ruin]

considering it's probably the last gtao dlc , it's gonna be one of two things : either unforgettable , or absolute trash ( it wont be mid )

[prisma turtle]

now correct the grammar mistakes, then talk to me.

[prisma turtle]

the higher the expectations: (par example: „it better be fucking good“) the worse the outcome seems, even if being good.

[little cairn]

Bro I'm not in school anymore so fuck grammar

[dry frost]

i agree and if it doesnt have micheal i might have a mild crashout

[noble ruin]

you had to throw in that par exemple

[dry frost]

https://tenor.com/view/jynxzi-punch-punching-camera-gif-13221436371607153545

[prisma turtle]

you‘re not in school.
exactly.
no one would brag about your grammar except those thinking you‘re giving them a house, while you‘re taking their house, which then costs your company millions, and gets you fired, for eternity.

[noble ruin]

im sorry @prisma turtle but fuck german grammar that shit is hard ngl

[prisma turtle]

I master that one too.

[dry frost]

ERM sentences start with capital letters.

[prisma turtle]

fuck your sentences.

[dry frost]

hmm let me get to work on that

[noble ruin]

i had fun when i studied german at school until the day they introduced the grammar part lol

[dry frost]

https://tenor.com/view/5x30-30x5-workout-gif-3864694098578368064

[prisma turtle]

I‘m talking about grammar, not uppercase writing.

[little cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-gif-19710448

How abt I send u back to school when u get bullied and prob got ur head in a toilet

[prisma turtle]

„ich bin soulless, ich bin ||you wish|| Jahre alt, ich kommen aus Turkei, mein Hobby Musik hören“

[prisma turtle]

talking about experiences huh?

[noble ruin]

see that ist gut , now throw in some grammar

[prisma turtle]

Girls dont do shit like that.
Also stop watching those shitty movies.

[noble ruin]

and btw it's not very hard to guess your age based on all the osint

[little cairn]

Rule 9 english only

[prisma turtle]

Ich bin soulless, bin blabla Jahre alt, komme aus der Türkei, höre in meiner Freizeit leidenschaftlich Musik, werde dem Typen da gleich eine in die Fresse hauen, und bin sehr erfreut in diesem Server zu sein ^^

Added some additional info 🙂

[noble ruin]

fuck me i choked on the leid.... word

[prisma turtle]

leidenschaftlich
I forgot the english word

passionate

[noble ruin]

@prisma turtle

chatgpt translated it

[prisma turtle]

whats up

[noble ruin]

u really are furious

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

get ready for the worst

[prisma turtle]

wdym 😅

[noble ruin]

can one only use english in deutschland

[prisma turtle]

yeah but german is preferred

the cops for example speak HORRIFIC english

[prisma turtle]

but like wdym???

[noble ruin]

i think you'll need two words for them cops, like hallo and Es tut mir Leid

[noble ruin]

the thing u said about the guy

you're like özil ( german and turkish )

[prisma turtle]

„two words“
„hallo“ „es tut mir leid“
sounds a bit like 5

[prisma turtle]

Özil…
you mean Enzo Ferrari MKII?

[noble ruin]

he does look like him

[prisma turtle]

Ferrari Enzo = Car
Enzo Ferrari = Guy making Car

[prisma turtle]

14.08.1988, death of Ferrari.
15.10.1988, birth of Özil…

[noble ruin]

watching tiktok at 4 am

i don't btw

blasting down the autobahn in a GT3 RS fighting the demons Suddenly, the german cops pull me over. I roll down the window,nd go:
“Hallo… es tut mir leid. 😅”

[prisma turtle]

blasting down the autobahn in a GT3RS?

you think they are that fast?

[noble ruin]

i dont need 1000 HP

[prisma turtle]

chasing you ❌
pulling you over ❌
stop sticks ✅

[noble ruin]

or 350 km/h

[noble ruin]

forgot about that

[prisma turtle]

tires going buh bye

[prime terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/lamar-davis-gta-v-wtf-weirded-out-gif-1325458566782332376

[prisma turtle]

employee of the month?!?

[prime terrace]

[noble ruin]

Or better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your dog ass if she ever stop fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer is she fucking with, n..

[prime terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-5-lamar-lamar-davis-youre-joking-youre-kidding-gif-8193120308296562057

[daring bobcat]

Yall I have a question, do the nightclub technicians still work even if you have to resupply a business? What I mean is, let’s say your business supply runs out, do the nc technicians still work until it’s full or do I have to resupply every like 40 minutes?

There’s no way right? How do people go afk then?

[noble ruin]

you dont have to resupply shit

the techs will source

[daring bobcat]

Thank god

[noble ruin]

and the nightclub works independently

[daring bobcat]

Oh btw how do I keep my controller from not passing out?

I’ve been able to afk in game so i don’t get kicked, (tying a rubber band around the moving button so i go in circles) which is working for staying in game but how do i not get my controller to not pass out?

It just happened

[noble ruin]

@prisma turtle writing an article

[prisma turtle]

„hey wasup can a lo com up in yo crib?“
„man fuck you, man my kids up in there, I dont want yo ass up in my house ||bad word||“
„Ah ||bad word|| dont hate me cuz yo kids love me mo than they love you. Maybe if you quit being so uptight and let uncle Lamar give em some game, you‘d have some harmony in your household. Nah I just wanted to get in da hot tub, but now I dont wanna get in no funky ass cum bucket, ||bad word|| fuck around and get pinkeye. cuz you‘s a dirty ass beeieezitch“

[tropic bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/the-dark-knight-the-joker-i-like-that-heath-ledger-appreciate-it-gif-16364759

[prisma turtle]

you played the mission before?

probably not because grinders dont have fun

[noble ruin]

of course , i tend to forget some quotes

[noble ruin]

fuck you i did finish the game

[prisma turtle]

which mission?

[noble ruin]

im not a trophy sicko tho

[daring bobcat]

The one where Lamar says the famous paragraph?

[prisma turtle]

no the famous paragraph is different

moment

[noble ruin]

first one ?

[prisma turtle]

„hey wasup can a lo com up in yo crib?“
„man fuck you I‘ll see you at work.“
„Nah dont hate me cuz I‘m beautiful ||bad word||, maybe if you got rid of that yeeyee ass haircut you‘d get some bitches on yo dick. Nah better yet maybe Tanisha‘ll call yo dog ass and stop fucking w that brainsurgeon or lawyer she fuckin with, ||bad worddd||“

[prisma turtle]

thats the famous line

[prisma turtle]

this one‘s not famous but also in the game

[noble ruin]

yeah thats better

[prisma turtle]

nope

GTA Online, Short Trips - Fire It Up

like I said

Grinders have no fun.

[noble ruin]

i dont have the missions name by heart like

[daring bobcat]

Yeah to be fair

[noble ruin]

so i should learn all they quotes ?

to have fun

[daring bobcat]

There’s like a thousand missions in this game

[prisma turtle]

the best ones
yeah

„Hello Franklin 😀“
„wasup“

[noble ruin]

i mentionned the tanisha one i think thats enough

[prime terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-v-franklin-clinton-vending-machine-cola-soda-gif-6158286616540456160

[noble ruin]

ig gta V bored me a little , story wise IV and SA are better

its not about the grinding @prisma turtle

[prisma turtle]

I never played any except gta v

[noble ruin]

then u missed a lot

playing only gta V and u say to me u had fun

[prisma turtle]

@kind goblet is there a way to grow out arthur‘s hair to the maximum on guarma?

[prisma turtle]

I have fun playing a game.

not by inhaling every dialogue, every detail and every shit which is part of the story

[noble ruin]

i did have fun playing far cry3 and clearing outposts more than gta V

[kind goblet]

Might be possible

But you would have to idle for hours on end just to see if it actually grows