🚔┃gta-discussion

[noble ruin]

i never soaked it anywhere

[prisma turtle]

funfact

[noble ruin]

always foolin around with it

[shell minnow]

What

[noble ruin]

bro's runnin out of content

[velvet lodge]

has been for about 2 years now

[prisma turtle]

did you know, you can equip vehicles like the Insurgent Pickup and the Technical with Benny‘s Wheels…?

[shell minnow]

2 days*

[prisma turtle]

without a glitch

[velvet lodge]

hell nah 😭

[prisma turtle]

hi babe

[shell minnow]

Yuh but I don't wanna, they don't look that great IMO

[prisma turtle]

pino

[velvet lodge]

7 videos in 1 week on 1 gta 6 trailer is crazy

[prisma turtle]

not babe

[velvet lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-bob-blob-stare-gif-1160213367645308177

[prisma turtle]

I smh

[shell minnow]

'Happy thursday'

[prisma turtle]

want an insurgent pickup

with like no gun on top

[shell minnow]

Zhaba with F1 wheels

[prisma turtle]

slam big dogs on it and stance it

armed lowrider

[prisma turtle]

The Zhaba‘s ugly

[shell minnow]

Have you seen it with F1 wheels?

[prisma turtle]

and F1 wheels too

[prisma turtle]

show

F1s = automatically ugly smh

[shell minnow]

It's so ugly its actually funny

[compact tendon]

im never gonna not laugh about the oppressor

[prisma turtle]

someone put Benny‘s on a BR8, I‘m buying it smh

[compact tendon]

people bitch and moan because they might have lsot a shipment or two, but look what they are using to source them back >.>

[noble ruin]

i use sparrow

like 9/10 times

[shell minnow]

I'll DM it

[compact tendon]

my grandmothers hip is more durable than that thing, and she died in 2001

[noble ruin]

i know how to use it tbh

[prisma turtle]

the amount of people in my dms are getting out of hand

[shell minnow]

Sorry, fellow human being

[prisma turtle]

😭🙏

[prisma turtle]

my condolences btw.

[noble ruin]

guys

mew

better

[prisma turtle]

that thing reminds me of that big ass truck

in like those

[noble ruin]

it gives good facial physics

[shell minnow]

Just check it out

[prisma turtle]

where you collect stones and stuff

[compact tendon]

thank you

[prisma turtle]

mew…

[shell minnow]

Wdym

[prisma turtle]

isnt it meow

[noble ruin]

no

mew

[prisma turtle]

lemme get a proper name

[noble ruin]

not meow

[prisma turtle]

Kipplaster

[noble ruin]

mewing

having an aesthetic jaw

[prisma turtle]

ne Muldenkipper

[prisma turtle]

tf is this name man

[prisma turtle]

dump truck

[shell minnow]

Oh that

[compact tendon]

i did NOT know there was an outfit that showed you been playing 10+ years 😂

[shell minnow]

How would that thing look with F1 or Benny's

[prisma turtle]

Imagine benny‘s

fucking 200inch rims

[compact tendon]

this pimp suit is now a saved outfit

[prisma turtle]

wait how big are those wheels

[prisma turtle]

no

[prisma turtle]

did you know
R8 wheels are 6cm wider in the back than in the front

the front ones are 24.5cm wide
the rear ones are 30.5cm wide

[prisma turtle]

what

[noble ruin]

bro i'm bored , even tho i have tons of shit to do

[prisma turtle]

do the tons of shit you have to do

[noble ruin]

ill be doing progress but that wont alleviate the boredom

[compact tendon]

just one time

let the mystery prize be the lost slamvan

nope, heres a black LS hat

[little vortex]

😂

It gave me $75k

What’s mysterious abt money

[prisma turtle]

you guys get money?

I get chips

20k.

and I waste it the next 20s because the casino workers are not nice :(

[little vortex]

Gonna go spin for the Tampa I forgot it’s on the podium this week and I don’t have one on either account

[noble ruin]

that's called addiction

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-hot-sweat-sweaty-nervous-gif-14910963750902183937

[little vortex]

Won white tshirts on both accounts

Hate my life

[bold harbor]

I won the tampa

[little vortex]

Ggs, don’t rub it in

[tropic bronze]

i won the tampa after i did some slidey races on a low rank account and i wasn't even trying to win it

[calm bay]

My 2nd cayo run ever and i got a ruby is that rare?

[noble ruin]

ruby isnt rare

[little vortex]

Ruby necklace is the 2nd most common primary target

[calm bay]

Its the pink ruby

[calm bay]

Check dm

[little vortex]

If it’s pink it isn’t a ruby 😂

[prisma turtle]

it is NOT an addiction

trust meee

I‘m only addicted to one thing

[prisma turtle]

I call it ruby

it‘s a ruby not a diamond

[prisma turtle]

waiting for someone to answer to throw in a joke but I‘m impatient

[little vortex]

It’s even diamond shaped wym

[little vortex]

Wht r u addicted to

[prisma turtle]

you, bbg 🫶

had to throw that one 😭

[little vortex]

Ok that kinda worked

Only a little tho

[prisma turtle]

wdym that worked

it‘s supposed to be funny, not work

[little vortex]

I cracked a smile

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/puppet-awkward-looking-what-side-eye-gif-18137837707708132578

[prisma turtle]

@little vortex is it

[little vortex]

I’m just that cool

[prisma turtle]

oh and diesel

I love diesel

if we‘re talking about the engines

also I love RS models

[prime terrace]

[prisma turtle]

@velvet lodge

should I keep „(From The Vault)“ or should I switch to „(Taylor‘s Version)“

[noble ruin]

what does from the vault even mean

[prisma turtle]

.

[prisma turtle]

#🚔┃gta-discussion message

[noble ruin]

oh like drafts

[prisma turtle]

basically

why do I want to drink a sprite now

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-juice-sumo-de-laranja-suco-de-laranja-oj-glass-gif-11126359782211439838

[prisma turtle]

I said sprite

not fucking orange juice

[noble ruin]

why tho

it's harmful

[prisma turtle]

neither do I want codeine in it or smth

[prisma turtle]

yea but I want sprite

not orange

if I wanted orange, I‘d eat a lemon

[velvet lodge]

yes

[prisma turtle]

so…

I cant put both though

so CHOOSE

[nova beacon]

what is the best way to grief a carmeet orb or mk2?

[prisma turtle]

go tell your parents you love them, man 😭

[prisma turtle]

cat

[noble ruin]

cats want their personal space

when u get too close they be like : bitch i slap you

[prisma turtle]

aint that dogs?

I mean cats

they slice you open

[prisma turtle]

@noble ruin can you choose for pino

[compact tendon]

for reals.....

[noble ruin]

dogs love cuddling

im a cat person saying that lol

[noble ruin]

from the vault

[prisma turtle]

I know a cat guy
everytime I see him, his jacket is covered in hair from his two cats

[noble ruin]

orb cannon bro's finna spend his entire spendings on 2 dudes

[compact tendon]

nah, guys liek that know glitches to do it for free

[noble ruin]

relatable , that's why i dont dress in white much / black

im lying

my cat wont cuddle

she likes to watch me from the roof

[prisma turtle]

😭🙏

[noble ruin]

true

[noble ruin]

the zoomies at night are funny

she's be ddrifting

[compact tendon]

is this liek the biggest GTA discord or something? i dont remember griefers just popping in until recently asking for tips on how to grief

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-funny-cute-running-cat-drift-gif-3384750

[prisma turtle]

@noble ruin „triple xp bomb“ they say

[noble ruin]

i dont think its the biggest there is the official GTAO server , and other servers

[prisma turtle]

I bet you a kilogram of air, I am still the same lvl I‘m currently, tmrw

[noble ruin]

that's a scam triple aah XP

i be grinding and moving inches

[compact tendon]

LOL WOW

[noble ruin]

ive veen stuck in 34 for 2 days no matter how i spammed

[compact tendon]

ok thats an all time troll

lv 21, 103, and 299, and me i did a PUG for the prison break plane

the 21 is the pilot

we clear everything, he is in the plane, everything smooth

[nova beacon]

i do

[compact tendon]

as SOON as he gets to the airport, the lv 299 left

[nova beacon]

i just want to know

[prisma turtle]

then stop griefing

[nova beacon]

why

[prisma turtle]

go get a life

[prisma turtle]

because it‘s naughty

[nova beacon]

i have one

[noble ruin]

cheap dopamine that's why

[prisma turtle]

you‘re not cool because you do it

[nova beacon]

its fun tho 🙁

[compact tendon]

imagine having no patience

[prisma turtle]

Germans say: Schadenfreude

[noble ruin]

that's painful ngl

[noble ruin]

ppl be like that

[nova beacon]

nain

[little vortex]

Lmaoo what if his internet died or something

[prisma turtle]

.

[compact tendon]

like you KNOW that 21 was happy as hell too flying

[noble ruin]

naaah

he left prob

[noble ruin]

nein

[compact tendon]

it didnt, cuz he spawned beside me

[prisma turtle]

the darker it gets
the more happy I am when listening to music

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-what-she-said-what-she-said-dirty-joke-joke-laugh-gif-15661968

[little vortex]

Lmfaoo nah he’s foul af

[prisma turtle]

ppl be doing that I think

[compact tendon]

oh he got unloaded on too

[nova beacon]

what is the best way to grief carmmets tho?

[prisma turtle]

fill him with ammo

[prisma turtle]

kill them with kindness

[noble ruin]

it's poisoning your subconscious without you noticing that

[prisma turtle]

I KNOWWW

[nova beacon]

so orb?

[compact tendon]

homie, go have sex with someone/thing

[prisma turtle]

I am addicted to music

[prisma turtle]

I said with kidness.

not fucking kidness
kindness

[nova beacon]

what😭

[noble ruin]

i thought your're addicted to one thing

[compact tendon]

you are literally in a game where all the tools are at your disposal to be a douchenozzle, and youre asking for tips on how to be a douchenozzle

[nova beacon]

im asking what is better mk2 or orb

[compact tendon]

go acquire a partner of the same/opposite sex, and hook up

[nova beacon]

im not 18 dude

[prisma turtle]

I‘m not.
How dare I.

[compact tendon]

you wont care about "griefing people" then

[prisma turtle]

people are showing off that they had sex at 11.
you seemingly dont need to be 18…

[nova beacon]

but if your mom wants to do it im down

[noble ruin]

[nova beacon]

lazer got nefted

[prisma turtle]

thats btw. what someone who didnt get enough love by his mother says.

[noble ruin]

who said lazer

lazzer is shit

[nova beacon]

hydra is also shit

[prisma turtle]

@viral coral komm mal

[nova beacon]

i did

[prisma turtle]

UDMKII griefer, show him your Raiju clips

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/i-knew-you-had-mommy-issues-nile-wreck-im-certain-you-have-mom-problems-i-know-that-you-got-mommy-problems-gif-26979632

[nova beacon]

you couldnt kill me

[prisma turtle]

I ran on data the last couple hours
why is my fucking wifi turned off 😭

[noble ruin]

upside down mk2 aah picture

[prisma turtle]

oh no I cant kill you.
but my buddy can.

[nova beacon]

what about it

[nova beacon]

he cant

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-taylor-swift-holding-laugh-laugh-gif-12975208361271802620

I‘m dying rn

[nova beacon]

you cant lmao

[prisma turtle]

oh your attitude tells me I can

[compact tendon]

this kid in here trying to big dick in a room where he has baby nuts 😂

[nova beacon]

nah you cant trust me

[viral coral]

What js going on??

[prisma turtle]

UDMKII griefer talking shit about jets

[viral coral]

Haha

A classic one

[nova beacon]

the mk2 is js better

[noble ruin]

i recall there's a grifer here said he likes to grief noobs more than veterans , who was it ?

[prisma turtle]

I was just on a 4cm distance to a fucking big ass spider because I didnt have my glasses 💀

[noble ruin]

i think it's him

[nova beacon]

they ewo to much

[viral coral]

Ah this 🐒 again xD

[noble ruin]

so you wear glasses

[prisma turtle]

unknown.barcode

[noble ruin]

no

not him

[prisma turtle]

my eyes are horrible

[prisma turtle]

it was him though

[noble ruin]

it was this one

i remebered by the ' they ewo much '

[prisma turtle]

I think I‘ll grab a coke for the night

[nova beacon]

its true tho

[noble ruin]

relatable

[prisma turtle]

I cant read smth more than like 20cm away from my eyes

[nova beacon]

like i dont care if they are good

[noble ruin]

how will you become a great griefer if you keep practice only on noobs

the day you're surrounded by veterans they will grill you

[nova beacon]

its the same thing i dive with the mk2 so they cant even kill you

[prisma turtle]

The coke is resembling Anna and Elsa

[prisma turtle]

as it‘s frozen

[nova beacon]

i play in gm so i dont think so 🤣

[viral coral]

🗿

[prisma turtle]

gm?

[compact tendon]

god mode

[viral coral]

You see guys = 🐒

[compact tendon]

hes a tryhard and a toolbag rolled into one

[nova beacon]

wait isnt that you?

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/james-morosely-andrew-scott-nope-nah-cant-deal-with-it-gif-4860432

[prisma turtle]

I am scared of opening zhe cola

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/pepsi-mentos-splash-jizz-skeet-gif-17129112

[viral coral]

😂

[prisma turtle]

dude it‘s frozen

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/marg-margarita-time-margaritas-margs-gif-12840181

[prisma turtle]

I am bored

ngl

I need smth to do till this melts

[noble ruin]

wait who asked how griefers get in the server

[prisma turtle]

crim

[noble ruin]

brother is there like an interview before joining , this server doesnt even filter players

god knows there are modders / scammers

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/coke-marvel-future-revolution-marvel-future-fight-netmarble-king-tron-gif-25779967

[viral coral]

Tbh I’m a griefer too 🗿

[noble ruin]

how th does that even happen

[prisma turtle]

frozen cola 😭

if something freezes, it expands

well cola

expands

because the molecules or smth are wider or smth

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-mushroom-cloud-atomic-bomb-bomb-boom-gif-4464831

[prisma turtle]

I didnt listen in chemistry class

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-meth-gif-26319392

[prisma turtle]

that was the first thing I thought off

[noble ruin]

i learned chemistry from Bb

how to make a battery

https://tenor.com/view/science-gif-27710472

[prisma turtle]

I love Aaron Paul smh

like the movies he‘s in

[prisma turtle]

which I watched ofc

there‘s even a Black Mirror Episode, but I dont wanna watch that because 1:30h

[noble ruin]

he's a great actor , even in movie tryouts he's in character

[noble ruin]

it's saturday meh

[prisma turtle]

maybe he‘s just the character, while he plays the character

he does it all irl, and then uses the character he‘s developed on roles

[noble ruin]

so he's soft irl

dude is always crying

[prisma turtle]

the best acting imo
still Joker from The Dark Knight

[prisma turtle]

oh :(

[noble ruin]

based

dude won a trophy

after he died

[prisma turtle]

he did??

more than deserved

[prisma turtle]

sad

the fuck does sy mean

[noble ruin]

there is sys

so you say

[prisma turtle]

wht does sys mean

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/what-hello-yes-say-what-gif-10571140066077556352

[prisma turtle]

ah

I think I‘ll go watch a movie

[noble ruin]

watch se7en

trust me

[prisma turtle]

seven 11

[prisma turtle]

would you pronounce that movie seven, se seven en, seven seven or seven seven seven

[noble ruin]

just seven lol

one of the best

[austere elk]

So based

[noble ruin]

ikr

[prisma turtle]

seven eleven

[prisma turtle]

Koenigsegg One:1

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-dead-chat-cringe-discord-cry-gif-20805838

[prisma turtle]

That one looks funny

[noble ruin]

ive been joining servers for the stickers and emojies , servers where ppl chill and mess around , didnt know such things existed on dc

[prime terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/gta5lamar-lamargta-gif-26997866

https://tenor.com/view/love-i-love-you-i-love-you-very-much-i-love-you-so-very-much-gif-8205346511324572804

[prisma turtle]

@noble ruin you back?

[noble ruin]

yeah thanks to stupid bot

bro muted me for mimicking lamar

[prime terrace]

lol

[prisma turtle]

I need a good song recommendation

something to fall in love with

a new song that‘ll play around my head for eternity

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/turn-around-spin-gif-14278161

[prisma turtle]

Former earworm

it‘s called an earworm, I think

well in german it‘s called an earworm

a song I can listen to all the time is „MBOBHFT“

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/lana-gif-8906528299282642413

[prisma turtle]

who‘s that

has aspects of ldr for some reason

once I fix me

he‘s gonna miss me

oncee I fix meee

just say when, I‘d play again

he was my best friend

down at the sand lot

I felt more when we played pretend

[noble ruin]

summer sadness

[prisma turtle]

fuck I cant keep up

[prisma turtle]

summertime sadness by Lana Del Rey

Been there

twice.

[prisma turtle]

I listen to a lot of music

[noble ruin]

young and beautiful

[prisma turtle]

I‘m honestly scared of my this year‘s spotify wrapped

[prisma turtle]

good song, but not catchy enough

[prisma turtle]

my personal best is 99k minuted a year

lets hope I beat that

[prisma turtle]

cuz you and I, we were born to diee

[noble ruin]

i want my kisses back from you

[prisma turtle]

which kisses

[prisma turtle]

I want a song to take me to cloud 9…
while every melancholic song I listen to takes me there

[noble ruin]

listen to it

kisses back

[prisma turtle]

after lorde

[prime terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/micheal-smash-tv-gta-v-gtav-gif-8152006032154942678

[magic geyser]

The drift Walton is the first car I've enjoyed customising in ages

Should I get a few more Drift Waltons

[prisma turtle]

nah
waste of spce

I got 8 though

[magic geyser]

You took their entire stock

[little cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/jontron-ill-take-your-entire-stock-thats-mine-gif-13637000

[magic geyser]

Anyone notice the fuel goes down in the drift Walton

[prime terrace]

Ye

[magic geyser]

I'm thinking 6 might have gas we gotta put in

[prime terrace]

would be hella realistic

[magic geyser]

Like damage your car enough in story mode you lose fuel but this feels different

[fast fiber]

Hi Guy I am a GTA V player looking for some friends to play with me

Anyone?

[magic geyser]

Are you fuckin kidding me the Comet was never removed

[viral coral]

it was

[magic geyser]

Okay so I wasn't tripping

I was like huh I remember that being removed

[viral coral]

i was looking a half year ago and there was no comet to buy

im sure it was removed

[wintry heron]

gta enhanced pc?

[wintry heron]

just pick one off streets the spawns are good i own 2 phoenix one of the rarest cars in gtao ( tgg said )

[viral coral]

Bro I already have every car. and the comet cant be saved in a Garage

And i wasnt asking how to get one.

[strong bloom]

Bro if u need a comet

Just go to the ben y shop

Bennys shop

Online

And js buy it stock from there

I have a question tho;

How do i make the maximum amount of money through the hands on car wash?

[strong bloom]

@viral coral

Sorry for the ping maj

[viral coral]

You need to buy all compatible businesses and obviously hold the heat down.

(Im not sure so no guarantee)

TGG has made a guide for it, if you prefer it in more detail

[viral coral]

No issue, youre welcome 🤗

[strong bloom]

😆😆

[strong bloom]

Tysm

[shell minnow]

I might get banned

Also what does fdp mean?

Some kid ran up to me and started Mk2ing me, so I Scramjet'd his bitch ass and now he's threatening to ban me

[viral coral]

you can chill bro, you will not get banned they just trash talk...

thats absolute common in gta

[shell minnow]

Yeah, I guess

But after like 3rd kill I couldn't blow him up at all

Little fr*nch godmodder

Two of the worst things on the planet

[viral coral]

typical french gameplay...

[shell minnow]

Please censor the bad word

[viral coral]

in germany we say "Franzakken"

or "baguette"

[shell minnow]

We really need a hardcore slur for those things

Like n-word level slur

[tropic bronze]

my stats say the germans are the most toxic EU players, the french are usually pretty chill

[shell minnow]

You haven't seen a Croat meet a Serb in a random lobby, we basically recreate the Yugoslav war

[viral coral]

germans are just purposeful

they dont mean it in that way

[shell minnow]

Last time Germans had fun they occupied half of Europe (jk)

[tropic bronze]

Yeah, you were just following orders

in fact if i want a chill-er sessions that's also more stable i block country range ip's for brazil, russia, india, china, eastern europe with the exception of the baltic states, and germany

[shell minnow]

How

[viral coral]

yes we just do that sometimes

(for legal reasons dont take that too serious)

[tropic bronze]

the advantage to a p2p game that few talk about
you can locally refuse to peer with anyone you choose by blocking connections
it takes sometimes a lot longer to join lobbies since you're repeatedly splitting sessions by blocking peers but once you're in a lobby it will "stick"
ofc you can't necessarily keep vpn players from said countries out and advertised ip country blocks aren't necessarily 100% accurate but still

[shell minnow]

And are the lobbies usually full?

[tropic bronze]

lobby size isn't dependent on that at all

but it is slower to fill up a lobby since you're blocking people on your list

india i permablock now in gtao not because it has majority toxic players or cheaters but because most of the playerbase seems to be on the worst tethered internet possible - lobby killers basically

[shell minnow]

Yeah but how is it done

[shell minnow]

And how are they lobby killers

[tropic bronze]

lag
what everyone complains about these days in terms of taking forever to go into an interior or get into lobbies

[tropic bronze]

via your router, or with much more hassle thru Windows Firewall

[shell minnow]

How do I do it with a router that's running on a mobile connection?

[tropic bronze]

oh you're one of them

[shell minnow]

Wdym

It's my dad's 'work' router that has 1tb of data per month

[tropic bronze]

if you can't work it out from what i said above then there's no hope for you

[shell minnow]

😔

I'll just stick to invite only then

[tropic bronze]

[shell minnow]

Does Scramjet count as a convertible?

Or is that just topless

[tropic bronze]

it's open top sicne there is no roof available for it

[shell minnow]

So topless

[wintry heron]

its topless since we use it to make los santos copless xDDD

[velvet lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-bob-blob-stare-gif-1160213367645308177

[prisma turtle]

that one‘s good tbh

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-gif-20449354

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[wintry heron]

embed = dead cuz not red

[prisma turtle]

wdym

[wintry heron]

joke......... nvm

[shy ice]

is it over?

[velvet lodge]

What is

[shell minnow]

When do I get gifs here

[velvet lodge]

Level 30

Or boost/patreon/yt member etc

[shell minnow]

This server is like GTA fr

Pay to win or an endless grind

[velvet lodge]

People throw around the term "pay to win" too loosely

☃️

[shell minnow]

What's your definition then

[prisma turtle]

it‘s not a pay to lose… so

[wise wraith]

DMs ?

[prisma turtle]

I just daw

[velvet lodge]

Something people pay for to generally gain an advantage over others who dont

Considering this is about "gif perms" theres no "advantage"

Even in gta, p2w is basically non-existent in 2025 as making money is piss easy

[prisma turtle]

close to be lvl 80 pinoo

[shell minnow]

Fair, but my definition is 'paying for something grindanble'

[velvet lodge]

Congratulations

[prisma turtle]

with each message I am proving more of unemployment

[velvet lodge]

Imagine not having a job at our age

[shell minnow]

It's mind-numbing slready

2 Cayos per day

[velvet lodge]

Everything becomes boring if you only do the same thing over and over

[wintry heron]

easiest way to avoid dony buy oppessor mk2

[prisma turtle]

buy cars instead

[prisma turtle]

your bio is deep btw.

[prime terrace]

lol

[topaz sapphire]

so your saying torture yourself for no reason

[wintry heron]

who said oppessor mk2 is the fastest in gtao its pretty slow only 130 mph

[topaz sapphire]

if ppl are bad and don't know how to enjoy doesn't mean it's the Venicle problem

[wintry heron]

banshee gts - 160-172
hakuchu drag 140-150 much better for traveling alot

[wintry heron]

it is many ppl just hold w and watch shorts while traveling lmao

while drving oppessor mk2

[wintry heron]

ty

[topaz sapphire]

whatever you say

[wintry heron]

deluxo good option but slow still i love its missiles

[prisma turtle]

it is NOT slow

[wintry heron]

still faster than mk2 on land lmao

[wintry heron]

only on land *

[topaz sapphire]

Deluxo isn't slow isn't fast it's mid

[prisma turtle]

it aint slow on land

it‘s insanely fast

[wintry heron]

faster than mk2 ;D another reason why oppessor mk2 is bad

[wintry heron]

well comparativly vigilante hsw vehicles are much faster but yea deluxo dam good

[prisma turtle]

thats the part where the Missiles come in 😏

[wintry heron]

1 thing dont yall struggle to hit stuff with the missles they're so crap may as well buy the explosive cannons on oppessor mk2

[topaz sapphire]

someone hater on mk2 🤣😂

[prisma turtle]

just destroy the car you‘re chasing

[wintry heron]

yea pretty good for killing npcs 1 lockon they're as good as dead

[topaz sapphire]

your talking about pvp?

who loves pvp in Gta

it's outrageously toxic

[wintry heron]

i love killing oppessor mk2 grefiers blowing up randoms for no reason

[topaz sapphire]

are you any better than them ?

[wintry heron]

yea lol opessor mk2 no match for deluxo

[topaz sapphire]

why not help players instead of wasting your time on public

if you hate griefers might as well make new ones

[velvet lodge]

Me

[wintry heron]

well i dont go public as often just grinding money to buy raiju for now

[prime terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/pussy-cat-cute-kitty-kitten-cat-gif-16800925

[prisma turtle]

remember thermal helmet guy?

[shy ice]

december cannot come any sooner

[velvet lodge]

Who

[shy ice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215977445937778829/1383715915773906944/qcRKDBX.gif

[prisma turtle]

thermal helmet guy

[tropic bronze]

give the dude a break
his dad can't even afford gaming-usable internet

[prime terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/network-connecting-online-zoom-loading-gif-20343119

[earnest pecan]

Why did rockstar have to patch the jump of the island escape route on cayo man

ts so hard now

[velvet lodge]

They didnt

[earnest pecan]

It doesnt work when i jump off

I just die

from no oxygen

[knotty zealot]

This week good for car meet rep

With gta+ autoshop contract x2 600k every 30 minutes

I do Union depository agency deal the lost contract prison contract
Plus the bank contract

Already made 5 million+ this week Already

[versed valley]

@prisma turtle I have a tip for you on how to get the tailgater in story mode

when finishing the "Eye in the Sky" job, after you bring the Z-Type to the airport, the cake girl tells you "take any car and leave", those two cars on the hangar are Tailgaters, I think you can replay that mission and simply take one of them and store in your garage

and you can do this mission with trevor as well, so you can replay it and get the car you wanted

[prime terrace]

Biggest yap

[versed valley]

wdym patch it? it still works, what's wrong with it?

[prime terrace]

I never said patch

I said the biggest yap bc that’s not true and I was doing B2b when he said that

[versed valley]

sorry, I was answering @earnest pecan message actually

[prime terrace]

All good

[prisma turtle]

I‘m at 100%
I got all the missions finished 🥲

[versed valley]

can't you simply replay the mission?

don't you have an earlier save?

[lilac latch]

I ll be damn....

I got the jack pot of the jack pot today

4 coke and 5 gold on my cayo...

Not lfp yet but damn...

[topaz sapphire]

what will the coke do

probably be with dust if you ask me

[lilac latch]

Well it increase one reason to start a ww3

With enough coke intake XD

[prisma turtle]

nope

[urban silo]

can someone help me out with getting the free hsw upgrade? i’ve bought like 6 of them i didn’t even know you could get one for free. i’m on xbox

[lilac latch]

Well it was a solo event

It basically a time trails

Near the taxi building I think

[prime terrace]

💔

[urban silo]

nah i did that im talking abt buying someone’s car or selling one of mine

[versed valley]

you get two free HSW upgrades, one is by doing Hao's time trial with the classic cheetah, and the other is by buying a car in LSCM from another player

selling to someone will give you free mods upgrades, but for HSW full upgrade you need to buy from other, but this is a one time thing

so use it wisely

[urban silo]

it can be any car it just has to be another players right?

i already have like 6 hsw im tryna get the niobe but that’ll run me like 5 mil fully upgraded

[versed valley]

yes, any car, but it's best if he brings you some cheap ass car, no need to invest too much in it

I found the ruiner off the streets to be the cheapest, you can steal it from NPC, then make it yours by adding tracking and insurance, then you can sell it, ask some friend to do that and then sell it to you

[prisma turtle]

Liberté Égalité Renault Coupé

[prime terrace]

^

[tidal pewter]

Can’t believe TGG cheated in the wanted video

And then the editors didn’t show him enter the bunker at the quarry

[edgy dew]

He cheated?

[tidal pewter]

Yeah. DarkViperAU didn’t fight when TGG took his bounty

[novel marsh]

Hello

i have a question

can we transfer vehicles from one garage to another without travelling from A to B in legacy ?

[tidal pewter]

Yes

[novel marsh]

without calling the mechanic too

[prisma turtle]

I dont think so

[novel marsh]

Oh...so mechanic is the only option here it seems

[west bloom]

Hi can anyone help, im trying for the platinum and stuck on some of the numbero uno stuff any help would be much appreciated, im on ps5

[prisma turtle]

there are two types of griefed drivers

the one who switches to a car with an MLOJ

and the one switching to a weaponized car

[versed valley]

you forgot a third type: the one who switches to an invite lobby

that will be me, after realizing I'm in a fucking public lobby for some weird reason

[tropic bronze]

the answer is the mkii.
it's always the mkii.

[prisma turtle]

it was an mkii
you‘re right

[prisma turtle]

I cruise with other randoms though

[prisma turtle]

and when I swapped to my Ferrari F8, it was a sparrow

which locked on to the Terzo I was cruising with

[prime terrace]

[earnest pecan]

Tried it and i died

[compact tendon]

Hello everyone

[hoary dome]

The griefer vehicles are generally deluxo and toreador now

The only people that use mk2 are the freeaimers now

[prisma turtle]

actually

I got chased by an MKII today

tried killing me several times

[hoary dome]

Good to see gta is still being played as it should

[prisma turtle]

didnt manage one time

I was driving a fuckin Honda Accord.

[austere elk]

How r u not bored yet

Dude has been ragebaiting this for years

[hoary dome]

Jammer?

[prisma turtle]

no jammer

skill

[hoary dome]

Nice

[prisma turtle]

and I had a funny clip in which I drove my hakouchu, and dodged a missile

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-make-love-not-warcraft-sword-of1000truths-sword-of-thousand-truths-we-are-dealing-with-someone-who-has-absolutely-no-life-gif-16673626

[hoary dome]

Smooth, hakachu is goated for the time trials

[prisma turtle]

unless you crash, yeet yourself 20kms, and have to walk back to your bike

[tropic bronze]

no, i mean it's what anyone who gets killed gets into straight after

[prisma turtle]

oh

nah I switched from I think 8F Drafter to the Turismo Omaggio

the other guy who was cruising with me switched from I think X80 Proto to Deluxo

[earnest pecan]

Fuckin hell

Tryna do a carwash mission and my car gets blown up by an oppressor

[noble ruin]

nolifers

[tropic bronze]

occupational hazard inni

[kind goblet]

He probably is like the majority of people are

[tropic bronze]

prolly all he has left

[prisma turtle]

underage little cocksuckers who never got any love by their parents what so ever?

[kind goblet]

Bit mean but possibly

[prisma turtle]

meh

[prisma turtle]

but there surely are some examples

like this

[kind goblet]

They probably do exist

[wintry heron]

😆

[tropic bronze]

[prime terrace]

[tropic bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[prime terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-follow-me-gif-4273618567139914195

[prisma turtle]

yes I can be mad too smh

[fallow mural]

isolated is AFK: honch broke a pussy - 13 minutes ago

[prisma turtle]

@prisma turtle @noble ruin @little vortex

https://tenor.com/view/was-geht-ab-berlin-seid-ihr-gut-drauf-oder-was-eno-mtv-fail-germanrap-gif-19974614

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/figod3r-gif-22116462

[prisma turtle]

normal day

[prisma turtle]

michael: falls over burning and screaming
franklin: falls over burning and screaming
trevor: falls over burning and screaming
online character: „Kinda hot here, innit?“

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-charlotte-mearing-what-is-this-the-silent-treatment-silent-treatment-gif-26130796

lester be yapping alone

https://tenor.com/view/frenesidreams-lester-gif-22590053

[prisma turtle]

Zarbex?

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/lester-gif-20877999

lester

[prisma turtle]

zarbex

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/east-germany-national-people's-army-ddr-germany-gdr-gif-4770715366366230780

pc lobby

[timber mesa]

Does anyone have a clue what to do after owning pretty much every business and most of the fun cars on gta I only play every once and a while now as I have everything and when i do play theres not much to do

[noble ruin]

maybe do role plays or help lower levels , just dont grief

[timber mesa]

I got like 100 mil modded onto my account and I feel like it has ruined the fun for me I was thinking of making a new account and unlocking everything for fun

[little vortex]

Yeah, part of the fun is the grind tbh, and playing with other ppl

[noble ruin]

modding is def not fun

[timber mesa]

I would do role plays though xbox doesn’t have things fivem

[noble ruin]

i meant role play in gta online , join crews

that do activities

[prisma turtle]

start a new playthrough

get some friends

do cmms

all of them

[timber mesa]

I agree I was like level ~100 and had almost every business but not all the fun cars and then modded my account but now I dont really feel like I am proud of the hard work put into my account I was thinking of starting from scratch with a new account but I would probably play a little then quit

[prisma turtle]

get a life

find friends irl

get a romantic partner

live happily ever after

[noble ruin]

yeah right

[noble ruin]

you can always start a new character

[prisma turtle]

yk

if you got experience

you can start of easier

for me it was studying, then starting smh

[prisma turtle]

playing with other people

[timber mesa]

Do you think I would be able to get all the business and most cars before gta6

[prisma turtle]

I was playing with a friend once, we wanted to do Cayo Perico Heist

[noble ruin]

u can do that in less than a month

i meant for the businesses

for the cars probably more

[prisma turtle]

that idiot stretched a 3min Longfin prep into fucking 2h of goofying around, exploding Wedges, exploding cars, „yo check my new range rover“, shit like that

[prisma turtle]

I died laughing

[timber mesa]

Im the most introverted stay indoors person ever when im like in my 20s I probably will but I just like to focus on school and things before any of that

[prisma turtle]

cousins work

or smth

or other people

like uncles who play

aunts who play

[noble ruin]

same here

[prisma turtle]

grandpa, grandma

smh

[little vortex]

I had a friend do something similar, instead of stealing the boat he launched an rpg at the police station

[prisma turtle]

we had to redo the prep THRICE

[prisma turtle]

mine kept blowing up my wedge

[little vortex]

Completely disregarding we need the long fin in one piece, he was like “dw I got this” and proceeded to die

[prisma turtle]

weird flex
I bought the wedge as my first ever purchased vehicle

[timber mesa]

I got a friend to help me with the bogdan problem and he flew the avenger upsidown into the hangar and blew up the avenger from an explosion

[prisma turtle]

imagine a guy like that in cmm 😭

[little vortex]

Mine was 100% the Bati 801

[prisma turtle]

„dont worry, I got it“ blows himself up with an RPG during Pacific Standard

[little vortex]

On both accounts, I love tht bike

[prisma turtle]

CMM III story

I was flying the Avenger during the Avenger Prep

I flew too low, scratched a tree and that thing exploded into my face 😭

[little vortex]

😂😂 how tf do u fly it upside down

[prisma turtle]

by flying it upside down…

sis it‘s not that hard

[little vortex]

into a hangar?

[prisma turtle]

go in flying mode
do a 180° flip, activate vtol

[little vortex]

That sounds hard

[prisma turtle]

I did it before

[timber mesa]

He literally nose dived that thing into the floor

[little vortex]

I don’t own an avenger tho, I just used it in doomsday

[prisma turtle]

I own one

[prisma turtle]

soulless, name one facility vehicle you dont own…

I still need 3 cerberus

[compact tendon]

laughing at that MUCH harder than i should

[prisma turtle]

laughing cures

[prisma turtle]

I dont know what it cures but it cures

[noble ruin]

maybe

[timber mesa]

I got like 2 more weeks of summer break and I don’t even know what to do

[prisma turtle]

do drugs
-# legally this is a joke

[little vortex]

I’m tempted to buy just for the mercenary missions for some new content, otherwise I probably will never use an avenger for shit

[noble ruin]

i dont even have a summer break

[compact tendon]

i am at that point now where i am so close to my goal, but the last few things suck equally to me, so i am getting "maybe i shoud play unicorn overlord" vibes

[prisma turtle]

defo not french

[prisma turtle]

which stuff is left

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/what-icecube-seriously-gif-5026775

[compact tendon]

50m OG heists, CMM2, 3, 4

[prisma turtle]

the french got I think 3 months of summer break?

[prisma turtle]

I am looking for a crew to do cmm 4 😅

[timber mesa]

Ill pull of a breaking bad for my last 2 weeks

[prisma turtle]

accepted

[noble ruin]

i got "3 months summer break " but with the internship and other projects ion even have time to have a "summer break"

[prisma turtle]

dude
you tell me

work work work work work

unpaid -paid -paid -paid -paid

[little vortex]

Today’s my last day of summer break

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-o7-lulu-salute-gif-9337607786989493988

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-gotdamnzo-gif-18492902

[prisma turtle]

put into my weird collection of gifs

[little vortex]

Ik ik

[prisma turtle]

no this cat makes me cry

[timber mesa]

Every gta update now I get like 5 or 10 minutes of somewhat fun then I gotta wait another 5 months for it to repeat again

[prisma turtle]

afk rq

[noble ruin]

try setting up a goal ingame

[edgy dew]

The Point Is, u dont

[prisma turtle]

balance 4 pantos on top of each other

@timber mesa stack 4 busses on top of eachother

and get back to me

for a reward

[timber mesa]

Im about to go to bed but I might actually try that tommorow also im curious about this reward

Ima go afk rq

[prisma turtle]

yes you can stack them like a + because else they‘ll bug

[prisma turtle]

the reward is uhh

not really special, dont expect too much

[prisma turtle]

careless whisper

[noble ruin]

i feel so unsure

[prisma turtle]

dont copy me

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-montana-the-eyes-lie-chico-gif-16393384

[prisma turtle]

check how many times „once I fix me“ has been said in this server

[prisma turtle]

the song‘s a fucking earwormmm

[noble ruin]

she's probably a swiftie

[prisma turtle]

is that harry osborn on the passenger seat?

[prisma turtle]

who

[noble ruin]

tell me u didnt watch this movie

[prisma turtle]

uhh

[noble ruin]

godamn

[prisma turtle]

I didnt watch that movie I think

[noble ruin]

girl go watch scarface

[prisma turtle]

oh thats scarface?

I thought about watching it but meh

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-ok-are-you-serious-are-you-kidding-me-wtf-gif-16557742

[prisma turtle]

dont delete
just make new character and stuff, without bad bad no no

[prisma turtle]

I was talking about the actor btw.

harry osborn from spiderman 1

[noble ruin]

no it aint

scarface is from 1983

that actor is old

[prisma turtle]

ah

[noble ruin]

believe me its legendary

there are aspects of gta in it smh

[prisma turtle]

yk where there are aspects of gta too?

in gta.

trust me

[noble ruin]

sosa

u wouldnt know him cuz u didnt watch

[prisma turtle]

Soße

[prisma turtle]

sauce in german

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-gif-20140738

say hello to my little friend !

https://tenor.com/view/say-hello-my-little-friend-scarface-gif-15330328

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-bazooka-gif-10458898

[noble ruin]

Lust for Life , Lana ft The weekend

[prisma turtle]

The Weeknd

I expect
a lot of lust in his lyrics

[noble ruin]

Lana prob doesnt know i exist

[prisma turtle]

who does

we fo

why should lana

[noble ruin]

my exes

[prisma turtle]

except them

[noble ruin]

that's a solid point , i ghosted

[prisma turtle]

thats not nice

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/lana-del-rey-marinerscomplex-gif-24172520

[odd scroll]

tiger

[austere elk]

tiger

Please bless me with a balkan woman

[noble ruin]

are they all pretty

[calm bay]

Guys its my third time doing cayo and i got teqila around 800k i took a painting and sone zaza for 1 mil payout but when i swim to kosantka i lose money

[noble ruin]

u were probably shot

[calm bay]

I was shot 1mil times but diddnt die cus snacks

[noble ruin]

when u get shot u lose money

[calm bay]

Is that for all or just tequila

[noble ruin]

yeah for all

u have to not get shot much

[calm bay]

I always get spotted by the minigun guy😭

[noble ruin]

u gotta do it right and kill him from behind with shotgun

[calm bay]

I went in and hit his head from behind

Guess how that went

[noble ruin]

naw that doesnt work

[calm bay]

Ok how do i not get tequila

[noble ruin]

u cant

it has the most probability

[calm bay]

So its random?

[noble ruin]

dont play 3 days and itll lower the % but thats not worth it

its not about the primary but more about the secondaries

[calm bay]

Ok

Were is the basement storage

I couldent find it

[prime terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-clubbing-club-dance-ai-cat-gif-2408674211460113219

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-10834917902810557529

[calm bay]

I have 7.2 mil should i but raiju

Buy

[prime terrace]

if that’s what you want

[calm bay]

I need to know if its good

[prime terrace]

you got businesses to make that 7.2 back ?

[prime terrace]

Yes it is

[calm bay]

I have every motorcycle bussnuise and acid lab and did cayo2x with nightclub

[prime terrace]

Do you have your own

Sub too start the cayo

[calm bay]

Yes

[prime terrace]

We’ll get it

[calm bay]

Ok

Now im back ti being broke asf🗣

[prime terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-the-way-it-used-to-be-jade-joddle-engvid-that's-how-it-was-before-it-used-to-be-like-that-gif-7582950778115597013

[calm bay]

Does the raiju come with missles

[prime terrace]

Yes

[calm bay]

Lock on

[prime terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/duh-well-duh-obviously-well-obviously-duhh-gif-8482854688137937547

[calm bay]

Lemme try it brb

[prime terrace]

They ain’t the best tho in my opinion

[lilac latch]

The fastest aircraft in the game you should bought it

Now the question is are you gonna vinly it as a fighter jet or a waifu

If pick a waifu one
Are you the bumble gum
Or are you the wasabi

when it comes to handling I suggest the second option unless you ok with super sensitive race handling

[weary moth]

can someone help me

nvm

[calm bay]

Wdym waifu jet bro im trying nofap😭💀

the jet is crazy fast and fun tho

[lilac latch]

Just wanna know which side you are on

And no hate just curious

And how long, the no fap thingy

[calm bay]

I dont have the hangar upgrade stuff and im on nofap for abt 3 days

[lilac latch]

Nice keep going

I suggest you try to have one since hanger is the only places where you can customize and upgrade aircraft

[calm bay]

Yea ima get that tomarrow

[lilac latch]

Need help with anything

[prime terrace]

[lilac latch]

I swear sometimes when I visit public lobby for Lscm prize task as I on the loading screen I always hear an explosion and be like

TF THE PLAYER DOING OUT THERE WW3?! XD

[twilit fern]

Will there be a notification telling the player they've received the Cheburek Painted in Shaded livery?

Since its been 72hrs after I finished a drift race but I still haven't received it. Am I doing sthg wrong?

[prisma turtle]

dude can you choose

[prisma turtle]

ever tried
air drift + pulling up?

makes your raiju slow down insanely

[mint atlas]

does anyone know love and light tv?

[lilac latch]

Damn...I ll give to ago later

But how to do it on PC

Unless it's the same as cars

[prisma turtle]

yk the air drift?

on controller it‘s RB/R1 or LB/L1

it‘s when you‘re turning without the plane flipping

[lilac latch]

Noted thansk

[marsh crystal]

Rotating*

[elfin narwhal]

bro what

[wintry heron]

u wasted 1.8 mill by not getting trade price

[prisma turtle]

on what

[wintry heron]

on raiju

[prisma turtle]

you pay like fuckin 3m to get the trade price 😭

[wintry heron]

as if the avenger is useless and you'll never buy one

[prisma turtle]

I bought one

and yes, it is indeed useless.

purely cosmetic for my Facility 😭

[wintry heron]

well once you become super rich you'll buy one anyway so why dont save money in long run

[prisma turtle]

because I dont need my avenger at all

yk what I use it for?

Decoration.

it‘s a cute addition to my Military Collection

within my Facility

[wintry heron]

Same we spend stupid amounts of money on cosmetic stuff so avenger worth it free upgrades for it

With trade price

[prisma turtle]

Avenger is a bit expensive for cosmetics though 😭

[wintry heron]

Yatch goes for 6 - 10 mill totally useless

Most expensive avenger 6m pretty useful = useless cheapest yatch 6m

[prisma turtle]

but what is the avenger useful for

except griefing

[wintry heron]

Vehicle workshop

[prisma turtle]

arena.

[wintry heron]

Uh too far :lazy:

[prisma turtle]

it‘s got a garage

you dont need to take your car to the avenger

you can just spawn inside the arena workshop

and modify your car

[wintry heron]

Nvm

Still u can't prove moc useless ;D

[prisma turtle]

expensive
big
useless
except for griefers
well then it‘s still useless because of the Avenger
workshop in Arena…

[wintry heron]

Who said it's used in workshop

2 things good

1st fast cab

2nd spawn any vehicle from service vehicles like oppressor mk2 from terrorbyte

[prisma turtle]

if you store it inside it

[wintry heron]

Ye

[prisma turtle]

I still got a theory about storing one of your cars completely inaccessible within your moc

[wintry heron]

?

[prisma turtle]

you cant delete it, you cant access it, stuff like that

[wintry heron]

Uh u need vehicle storage upgrade not workshop

[prisma turtle]

But I‘m too cheap to test out the theory

[prisma turtle]

ik

but if you got storage you can still delete your car, and still access it normally

[wintry heron]

Ye Idk abt delete tho I dint need to de,ete my deluxo

[prisma turtle]

I accidentally deleted my first ever bought car once

[wintry heron]

Bruh

[prisma turtle]

since then I‘m looking for a way to literally lock away your car for good

not being able to delete it, or to access it normally and stuff

[wintry heron]

Well why u need that

[noble ruin]

i accidently opened my heart to the wrong person

[prisma turtle]

because I dont want it to be deleted

[prisma turtle]

shit happens

[wintry heron]

Ice played gtao for 2-3 years haven't deleted a single vehicle

[prisma turtle]

it happens on accident I think

or if you want to delete like a free car

[topaz sapphire]

you did surgery given to them then took it back

[wintry heron]

Atleast got back I gave to someone she ran away

[noble ruin]

i did surgery before , but that shit hurt less lol

[topaz sapphire]

I know what you mean too well

b1tches man

happens to all of us

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/tate-gif-26235352

[prisma turtle]

DHL mentioned

[wintry heron]

Most TRUE line in this channel

[prisma turtle]

these days, rejecting a guy is turning you into a bitch.

great world we live in.

[calm bay]

Im not wasting hours of my life for 1.3 mil💀

[topaz sapphire]

exactly

[calm bay]

Dating isnt worth it bro🥀💔

[noble ruin]

no but rejecting a guy who gave everything to you is

[prisma turtle]

great.
good to know your opinion about me 😭

[marsh crystal]

It's only 2 hours

[prisma turtle]

well thats really a bitch move

[austere elk]

Between what

[topaz sapphire]

when I say exactly I don't mean from 1st time meant

[calm bay]

I could make 2 mil in 2 hrs

[prisma turtle]

just choose one type of girl and stick to it