🚔┃gta-discussion

[compact tendon]

harmnone does nothing but talk about cars like this is midnight club or need for speed

[neon solstice]

I actually couldn't give a shit

[compact tendon]

but the smaller channels? they sneak some good stuff in there

[noble ruin]

tylarious , pooborama , tacos , dr crush

these are more fun

tgg only kills the valet guy

[compact tendon]

poob i have just recently discovered, he is a crack up

[little vortex]

@noble ruin go look in bot commands, got a lot of more messages to catch up to soulless lol

[noble ruin]

happy thursday , happy weekly update day : he says this in an ass week

[noble ruin]

i cant lol she's undefeatable in that area

[little vortex]

Idk if that’s this month or all time messages tho

[noble ruin]

i still cant figure that out cuz i didnt even use vocal for a long time

like i typed /info again after typing messages

and the number 867 didnt move

how th does this bot work

[compact tendon]

there's irony in that one 😂

but yeah youre right, homie boots up his cam, tells its a shit week, plays his shit music outro, done, wheres my monetization?

[bold harbor]

I agree with tgg this wk is ass

[noble ruin]

i meant he said the intro while an ass week

[noble ruin]

ikr

[bold harbor]

That another reason i kinda quit playing gta if r* is going to give us these shitty wks

[noble ruin]

when will rockstar bless us

[bold harbor]

Never

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/rockstar-games-grand-theft-auto-san-andreas-cj-big-smoke-gif-23850144

[bold harbor]

So true

[noble ruin]

you know who is supporting that rockstar behaviour ?

gta+ members and shark card buyers

[bold harbor]

Well i have gta+ and i agree

[little vortex]

I hate gta+ passionately

They’d have to put double money on cayo for me to even consider it

[noble ruin]

even if they chain me up iwont get it

[compact tendon]

yeah im not a fan either, i hate microtransactions as a rule

but to lock QoL stuff behind it? fuck you

[little vortex]

exactly

This old ass game

[noble ruin]

paying monthly for a game u purchased is stupid

[little vortex]

Dw, gta 6 will definitely have its own battlepass too

😒

[noble ruin]

exclusive after 1 month , we finna give you demo access to 30 % of the map and some cars , if you want the full experience suck our asses and get the super exclusive premium gta delux membership

https://tenor.com/view/damn-rockstar-games-gif-23769529

[bold harbor]

I think after this month i might let my gta+ just run out i'm tired of paying a fking arm & leg for it fk gta+

[velvet lodge]

its like 8 bucks wdym an arm and a leg 😭

[little vortex]

Save your money king

[noble ruin]

8*12

[tawny sparrow]

brah my only subscription is gta+ i can give them the damn 8 bucks

[bold harbor]

I have to pay for my ps+ and top of that fornite crew pass and by the time i'm done i have nothing left

[little vortex]

I missed when I only had 1 subscription, those were the days

[tawny sparrow]

then dont pay for fortnite

[bold harbor]

True

[noble ruin]

meanwhile being a pc user

[fervent ridge]

not all liveries are terrible though

[tawny sparrow]

get a pc

i need to take a pic of my cyclone 2 it has a very nice livery

[bold harbor]

It 12 bucks a damn month i have a laptop but it can't run gta i was talking to a buddy of mine bout building me a pc and i really don't want to play on pc cause of hackers

[noble ruin]

hackers cant get to u if you protect yourself

[tawny sparrow]

there is vpns

[little vortex]

Think he means in game hackers tht cheat and make the game unfun

[noble ruin]

in private sessions

[bold harbor]

Yyp

[little vortex]

Oh I thought we were talking about Fortnite lol

[tawny sparrow]

does anyone wanna play now? i am bored of playing alone

[little vortex]

Gta pc lobbies scare me

[bold harbor]

Sry for bringing that up

[tawny sparrow]

nah we chill in private lobby

[noble ruin]

use #💻〢cayo-lfg-pc #💻〢casino-lfg-pc #💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc #💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc #💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc #💻〢businesses-lfg-pc #💻〢other-lfg-pc

[noble ruin]

i sell my hangar and nc in them

[velvet lodge]

i remember when i had to individually get all channels

fun times

[bold harbor]

I'm riding around with a random nw

[little vortex]

Strong soldier fr

[tawny sparrow]

i do it as well

[little vortex]

I’ve just seen the chaos pc lobbies can turn into on YouTube

I sell in public lobbies it just doesn’t have a wild in game chat lol

And a big ass plane covering a quarter of the map

[tawny sparrow]

but i get blown up most of the time

[little vortex]

I spam ghost org tbh

Never had any problems

[noble ruin]

ghost org

i dont have problems , rarely

[tawny sparrow]

there no longer is a game chat

[little vortex]

Only after it ends lol

[noble ruin]

when it ends rarely someone follow you to the desert

[tawny sparrow]

i will try it out

[noble ruin]

lester the molester doesn't hide your cargo

[tawny sparrow]

true

[velvet lodge]

only if you're in the vehicle itself

[noble ruin]

it doesnt i think even in a vehicle

[velvet lodge]

as long as you're in a cargo vehicle it's hidden

[little vortex]

It works

Just don’t get out lol

[noble ruin]

he hides you not the cargo blip

ill have to check this cuz many youtubers said it

[little vortex]

That would ruin the off the radar then

[velvet lodge]

im gonna start sounding like a broken record if i say it again

[little vortex]

Idk I use lester when I need an extra minute and nobody’s clipped me yet

[noble ruin]

look in #📸┃gta-media

ghost or hides and the one minute no signal you get for free from any business

but lester the disabled guy he's helpless

[tawny sparrow]

where do i send gta car pics?

[noble ruin]

#🏎┃vehicle-flex

[tawny sparrow]

thank you

[spice adder]

[little vortex]

Fire conversation starter

[spice adder]

[noble ruin]

broo i see u once in amonth

bless us

[spice adder]

Cuz i havent been playing this month

[noble ruin]

and you shouldnt

[spice adder]

I see u have been grinding cops

[noble ruin]

yeah i expressed my rage and anger on cops

[spice adder]

[noble ruin]

what do u suggest i do next

[spice adder]

Become armed robber maybe

[noble ruin]

what should i use

pray and dont engage

[spice adder]

join them

[elfin narwhal]

on youtube there's methods

[shell minnow]

Guys do I get a hangar or a MOC

[noble ruin]

def hangar wym

MOC u wont use it much

[shell minnow]

Which one

[shell minnow]

I mean I plan to get a Scramjet

[noble ruin]

fun vehicle but not very useful

for neither grinding/griefing

[shell minnow]

Against Mk2 apes

[noble ruin]

horrible armor

1 shot

[shell minnow]

Should I get an arena workshop to mod those?

I know it doesn't give me a lot of money back but still

[noble ruin]

maybe wait for discounts

[shell minnow]

Yuh sure

[noble ruin]

imani vehicles are good to eat up missiles

[shell minnow]

The Acid Lab is great IMO

[noble ruin]

it is

[shell minnow]

2.8 mags

[woven spoke]

Why does the orbital cannon charge 750k a shot 💔

Whole ass Cayo Perico each person you kill

[teal canopy]

Cayo is like 1.3m but okay

[shell minnow]

990k

[teal canopy]

Orbital canon is lame af
Imagine it was 50k a shot
Game will be literally unplayable

[teal canopy]

When I do solo I get 1-1.1m with tequila
Never got under a mil

[prisma turtle]

„never do Solo“ and stuff flike that

[teal canopy]

Yeah
My friends aren't always online and it's been a long time since I played gta too

[little vortex]

If u get tequila and bad secondary loot it’s 900k

[teal canopy]

Even if u take all cash and tequila it's still 1m lol

[little vortex]

dk, I’ve done all cash and got 990k

Js it’s possible

Ur lucky if u haven’t gotten it

[shell minnow]

I only ever did Elite on hard mode

Probs the psychlogical aspect

Knowing that it's hard so I'm more careful and knowing it's 100k

[teal canopy]

Full bag of cash is around 380k
Tequilla is 630k
Now count

[shell minnow]

1.1m

-12%

968k

Roof?

[teal canopy]

+elite it's 1m

[teal canopy]

Ew

Who uses roof on the big 2025

[shell minnow]

I do as of a few runs ago

[shell minnow]

Not everyone is an absolute tryhard

[teal canopy]

Drainage tunnel
Then go up the staris on the right and keep going forward till u reach fountain then to office and continue

[prisma turtle]

I bought 8 of those weird Walton things

[shell minnow]

Based

[teal canopy]

If cayo is taking u 15min+ it's an issue
I do it (with friend) in 7min
I forgot my record

[little vortex]

Where’d you get these numbers from?

[teal canopy]

Where do you think I got it from

[little vortex]

If I knew I wouldn’t ask

[shell minnow]

I usually get spotted (guard on ste stairs is bugged) and I don't bother resetting

[prisma turtle]

dude y‘all are sick
I do a cayo in like an hour

[teal canopy]

Google
Duh
It's an updated info 2025

[teal canopy]

Yeah u go for a 40min walk in the forest get molested by the guards then into the compound with everyone shooting at u then die and repeat

[shell minnow]

And for the heist itself?

[prisma turtle]

are we talking about the finale?

[shell minnow]

Yuh

[prisma turtle]

10mins max

[teal canopy]

Idk
Can a human do all setups and finale in 7min?

[shell minnow]

My record is about 12min

[prisma turtle]

uhh
yes?

[little vortex]

Google isn’t a source it’s a search engine, what link did u get the information from

[teal canopy]

Preps take a max of 35-40min

[teal canopy]

It's a github calculator

It's not that deep go look it up

[prisma turtle]

oh nvm

it‘s 17mins

[noble ruin]

if u mean only finale yeah i do it in 7 mins the whole thing prob 30 mins

[little vortex]

I did look it up, I saw cash being in the 83,000-85,000 range

That’s 340k, not 380k

[minor star]

cayo elite ain't that hard

[noble ruin]

its easy

if you do it with ppl who know how

[lilac latch]

Mostly once you know a safe route

[noble ruin]

otherwise youll be with one kid alarming every 10 s

[teal canopy]

Did u ask chatgpt

[noble ruin]

100%

[little vortex]

No

[minor star]

Well I've done with ppl only twice, otherwise I do solo. My best is 10 mins smthn while solo

[shell minnow]

Guard on the stairs is bugged

[teal canopy]

Most of those websites are outdated and say that tequila is 900k

[little vortex]

The sources note that tequila is 630k

[minor star]

only if u shoot him, just knock him out all gud

[teal canopy]

Yea if u shoot at him with a gun he will shoot his gun too when he dies

[little vortex]

And that the old price of cash was 90-92k, which is closer to the number u suggested

[minor star]

I've been getting bonds from the past 10 cayos I've done idk if my game is glitched or smthn

[shell minnow]

That's the bugged part

[teal canopy]

Found another website saying its a minimum of 340k and a max of 360k
So let's say 350k
So 630+350+50 is 103

[little vortex]

My point was, it is possible to make under a million

Bc what if it isn’t 350k

[minor star]

wot? gold? coke?

[teal canopy]

Minimum is 340k
That's if you get the lowest value on cash and every single pile is cash
Which isn't common at all

[minor star]

ig cash costs 75k/stack right?

[teal canopy]

Peepee

[teal canopy]

Around 83 iirc
I'm bad at math

[prisma turtle]

27/29 Doomsday Missions done 🙏

[minor star]

well idk all I remember is a stack of coke is between 200-240k

[prisma turtle]

CMM III is about to be mine

[little vortex]

Nah 83k is upper tier cash, 78k is lower tier

[teal canopy]

"Around" 83

[noble ruin]

how much time do i need to 100% story mode ,

[little vortex]

Upper range yea

It can be lower

I’ve had it worth lower

[prisma turtle]

idk

I took around 100h

[teal canopy]

Like
40h
It took me like 10h for the story alone and 30h should be plenty if u know what ur doing

[little vortex]

No way you never picked up cash that was like 79k

[noble ruin]

is there a guide for collectibles and such

[noble ruin]

yoo thats too much

[little vortex]

There’s a guide for everything

[weak viper]

Why i am not getting liveries for jester RR and cheburek i did drift races 2 times already.

[teal canopy]

Obviously

[prisma turtle]

they sometimes take their time

people whats the requirements for current lscm prize

[weak viper]

Place top 4 2 days in row.

[prisma turtle]

2 days is insane

[little vortex]

Did u do the race in the jester?

[prisma turtle]

you need to use the cars?
nah thats fucked up

[little vortex]

For the jester rr livery yea

[shell minnow]

Doing another hardmode cayo

On the disruption preps now

[tropic bronze]

72 hours

[prisma turtle]

Doomsday CMM 2nd try

https://tenor.com/view/johncena-john-cena-fandango-dancing-gif-8075569

[shell minnow]

Good luck

[prisma turtle]

thanks

[deep lion]

Hi, i have a weird issue, GTA "enchanced" keep swapping my azerty to a qwerty when i alt + tab on discord for exemple

is that normal behavior 💀 or just the game being dumb for some reason?

also is there no more tchat and group tchat?

[prisma turtle]

enhanced

[clear flicker]

GTA Online tips:

Feel free to use special Mk II weapon ammo in missions that happen outside of freeroam (it usually doesn't reduce those ammo in freeroam).

[prisma turtle]

wdym

[weak viper]

yeah 2 times

[little vortex]

Then yeah maybe give it a couple days, if it still doesn’t show up, try again before the week ends

[prisma turtle]

attempt 4 cmm

estimated tries: 950

[deep lion]

can you tell the game to stop eating my special ammo everytime i load in, thank you XD

[deep lion]

whoa sorry for having to deal with the "enchanced" who's for now shittier than the normal version XD

[prisma turtle]

it‘s enhanced

not enchanced

is enchanced even a word?

[spice adder]

@prisma turtle

[prisma turtle]

😐

[spice adder]

[deep lion]

bro thinks he's funny

anyway

wait there is for real no tchat in the game? what

[spice adder]

yea no chat in enhanced

[noble ruin]

enchanted

[prisma turtle]

I was enchanted to meet youuu

[deep lion]

that's sad, you cannot tell the random lvl 20 that just placed C4 on 5 cars in front of the casino that he's going to die 20 times in the next 5 minutes

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-kitty-mwah-love-you-cat-gif-4942856937092589912

[prisma turtle]

song lyrics..

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/naw-mike-epps-nah-hell-hellnaw-gif-1185257889333926573

[spice adder]

it is what it is now

[pliant latch]

Can anyone tell me can I run gta 6 on rtx 4050 6GB graphics card?

[spice adder]

vram could be an issue but who knows

[prisma turtle]

6gb

my phone has 4gb 😭

[spice adder]

mine has 3gb

[noble ruin]

bro thats the vram

of the gpu

[prisma turtle]

ram

[noble ruin]

vram

[spice adder]

bro just mixed them up

[noble ruin]

gta6 youll need 50xx lol

[spice adder]

xd

[shell minnow]

I'm at 4.8m

What should I buy

[shell minnow]

Good thing they'll drop under MSRP soon

[marsh crystal]

Party bus

Then go up mount chilliad

[shell minnow]

Bro my friend modded in a bus that was changing colors and then drove half the lobby to Mount Chiliad

[noble ruin]

and then someone "accidently" drops a sticky bomb

[shell minnow]

Godmode+flight

[spice adder]

Where is the gunvan today?

[prisma turtle]

in someone‘s arse

[spice adder]

Give that arse location

[topaz wedge]

Hey guys I just have a question about the Nightlife Leak finale in the Dr Dre contract if anybody would be able to help. I can do the mission as normal but as soon as I leave the penthouse to chase the guy I get an infinite black screen that never goes away. Ive tried all solutions that I could find online and nothing works. This has been the case for like a year now and I have no idea how to do it. It really sucks because I really want to complete the contract again but this bug makes it impossible. Anybody know how to fix? Im on Xbox old gen.

[versed valley]

are you doing it in invite only lobby?
if yes and still happen, you should try clearing your game cache, search online for guides how to do it on your platform

[topaz wedge]

Ok I will try that. Do you recomend starting it in an invite only session or a public session?

[prisma turtle]

apartment heist cmm ✅
doomsday heist cmm ii ✅
doomsday heist cmm iii ✅
doomsday heist cmm iv ❌

[austere elk]

Is ur pfp that tiktok person

With the two daughters

Forgot her name

[topaz wedge]

Nah it was some random thing I made it ages ago. Just changed it cuz I forgot about it haha

[austere elk]

Is that chris brown

[topaz wedge]

My new one is Ty Dolla Sign

[prisma turtle]

I am playing with the thought of getting TS as my pfp

or a more badass rs model

[topaz wedge]

Chris Breezy

[prisma turtle]

he got green eyes…?

ty I mean

[topaz wedge]

Im pretty sure

Im not sure

[prisma turtle]

and I‘m pretty not sure

[topaz wedge]

Im pretty certain that Im not certain

[prisma turtle]

wish my name was black rn to show off

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/rp-universe-show-rus-gif-23396145

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-bye-mayiii-ailamayb-hehe-gif-8990816642493111677

[noble ruin]

12 more vouches and you'll be speakin to a helper

if only ppl vouched for me before id be one lol

[clear flicker]

The mobile graphics card for laptops right? Yes, I play GTA Online on a laptop with the same graphics card (105-120 W version). I need to add an extra RAM stick to make the over 100 fps (medium graphics I think) framerate stable though.

[noble ruin]

wthhh i won a giveaway xD

https://tenor.com/view/omg-gif-gif-3799483293319009427

@prisma turtle a helper and a giveaway winner

[versed valley]

guys, I'm going crazy here, I'm doing story mode, just for fun, haven't done it too much, so why not?
I won all the stock cars races that are in sandy shores, and every time you get a car, I understand this car is only available for Franklin, no matter who won the races, but when asking AI I keep getting all kinds of weird answers such as suggesting me to go to the safe house garage and spawning the cars via "special cars" menu, which doesn't even exist in story mode... another answer said there's a specific garage given to franklin where all those cars are stored and only franklin can go there and pick one of those awarded cars

none of those answers are correct, so how the fuck am I supposed to get one of those damn cars I won???

[proper apex]

guys I need help to make money pls give useful tips not tips like (iteachnoobslikeu) yeah your tips didn’t help me

[noble ruin]

what businesses do u own

[proper apex]

Nightclub, acid lab, agency

[noble ruin]

what about kosatka

[proper apex]

I have it too

[noble ruin]

id say alternate between kosatka (cayo) , dr dre

and for nightclub

you need to own businesses

[proper apex]

I got cargo and shipments and South American imports and pharmaceutical research

[wintry heron]

get bunker

[proper apex]

I have a bunker

[noble ruin]

do those , and you wont be broke

then get hangar

[wintry heron]

then make sure to complete the ammu nation deleveries they double bunker's earnings ( 50k per )

[noble ruin]

4.2 M sale in public for hangar

[wintry heron]

aand for long term spam security contracts from agency once you complete 200 you'll make 20k per 48 mins for doing nth

[noble ruin]

im still struggling on those , been grinding them forever

[wintry heron]

small tip dont see how much they pay only do the best ones
1st recover valuables
2nd gang termination
3 vehicle recovery ( use iron mule if not the bike from LSIA

[noble ruin]

i like the recover valuables seems fun , i also like liquidate assets easy and fast

[wintry heron]

oh yea totally forgot thats also 2nd place cuz of ammu nation skip

[wintry heron]

1 more thing get 1.5 mill buy hakuchu drag claim free hsw do hsw time trials + time trials for 350k total every week and crash die over 1000 times ( not on purpose its so fast ive died like zillion times ) for saving time

its pretty fast

with nice accerlation

[prisma turtle]

congrats

its great to see someone win smth while I have lost something I am not even aware of having lost…

[prisma turtle]

go to a garage your characters own

[marsh crystal]

🤑

[noble ruin]

what did you lose ? i lost abunch of things

[prisma turtle]

there you can spawn like the Elegy and the Spacefucker and stuff

[prisma turtle]

I dont know what I lost

[marsh crystal]

Why did you lose

[prisma turtle]

I am fucked up since the whole day smh

[noble ruin]

how th u feel u lost sthg then

[prisma turtle]

the feeling I got rn

[marsh crystal]

[trim hinge]

make friken come back

[prisma turtle]

friken doesnt want to come back

because of the appeal and stuff

[noble ruin]

the feeling doesnt have anything to do with that , feelings are stupid

[trim hinge]

mf ghosted

[prisma turtle]

if I could describe it

it feels like I just went through a break up with someone I loved for years smh

[wintry heron]

hop in moc or khanjali kill a milion cops lol

[noble ruin]

even that heals with time

nothing can break you

[prisma turtle]

there‘s no reason for the feeling to exist rn though

[noble ruin]

i did that last night to unlock my role

[prisma turtle]

I dont feel like gta rn

I dont feel like gaming at all today

[noble ruin]

maybe a mixup of unsolved things , i suggest do a meditation or sthg

avoid people and sit by yourself till you see things clearly

[prisma turtle]

I am avoiding ppl

mainly

[noble ruin]

connect with yourself

[prisma turtle]

„early life crisis“
~ friend of mine

[noble ruin]

relatable

but i push through

you do sports @prisma turtle ?

[prisma turtle]

not really

I just cry when I feel down

cheers me up lol

[noble ruin]

the crying will give you nothing but headaches

[prisma turtle]

meh

[noble ruin]

try running or jogging whenver im down that lifts me up

[prisma turtle]

I had this feeling before btw.

nothing worked

meh I‘ll find out a solution soon enough

[noble ruin]

dont be harsh on yourself everything will work itself out , no bad feeling lasts forever

ive been through all sorts of things

i can vouch for that

or better yet channel that bad energy into something creative

[austere elk]

U want chris brown as ur pfp?

[prisma turtle]

Taylor

not chris

TS is not Chris Brown mate 😭

[tropic bronze]

Get a Sabrina Carpenter pfp

[prisma turtle]

@potent cloud I will do unspeakable things to you

[tropic bronze]

[prisma turtle]

I was saying „Fuck No“

taylor‘s new album merch is US only

fuck me man 😭

[prisma turtle]

@errant bison can you get me 4 vinyls please

[tropic bronze]

shirley you can order it online
i got k-pop merch thru amazon shipped from the us

[velvet lodge]

Do you even have a player for it

[prisma turtle]

no, I wanna keep it

well one

and sell the other 3 when profit

[velvet lodge]

[noble ruin]

[noble ruin]

[trim hinge]

[noble ruin]

[trim hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-missile-top-gun-missiles-gif-24200367

[noble ruin]

[trim hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/mmi-mors-mutual-morsmutual-gta-v-gif-14283004989091099324

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/you-forget-a-thousand-thing-everydaypal-make-sure-this-is-on-on-em-gtav-ned-luke-jewel-store-heist-gif-20640530

[trim hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-brawl-hit-punch-thug-life-gif-16516800

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-flying-parachuting-gta5-gta-v-gif-20822720

[trim hinge]

them colours

[forest creek]

Which auto shop contract is good ?

*Except for the data leak one

[little vortex]

Maybe the one that makes u the most money

[errant bison]

Which ones u want

[prisma turtle]

The Life of a Showgirl

by Taylor

[forest creek]

Union depository is giving 300k at the moment

[versed valley]

270K, mind you, those fuckers Sess and K take 10% cut

the union depository is the only one that worth doing, unless you're bored and want to do the others for fun, or for career achievements

[prisma turtle]

like they dont already get paid 💀

[prisma turtle]

I never did it

well I did on story mode

story mode:
$200m
Online:
300k. Take it or leave it

[edgy dew]

Cats again

[tropic bronze]

what exactly is wrong with cats

[edgy dew]

Smd

Ask ur mum

[calm bay]

Just beat cayo for the first time💔🥀

[noble ruin]

[thin imp]

Hello I need players for heists and other missions please Dm me

[shell minnow]

#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc

[noble ruin]

so what did u end buy buying

[shell minnow]

That's an F-5 Tigershark

[shell minnow]

Nothing yet, but I'll get myself a Scramjet cuz it's fun from my experience

[noble ruin]

i won the scramjet on the casino wheel

[shell minnow]

Lucky 😭

[noble ruin]

i only won like 4 cars in 5 years lol

but sometimes i tend to forget about the wheel

[shell minnow]

bro I won a Zentorno and Powersurge on my old acc

And a Tropos Rallye carried me all the way through First and Last dose

[noble ruin]

i gotta win the tampa this week

im lazy to do the force quit thingie

[shell minnow]

😭

we don't support glitchers in this server and that is most certainly a glitch

[noble ruin]

i dont think so

[shell minnow]

anything that requires you to disconnect or close the game is a glitch

[noble ruin]

yeah but thats inside game mechanics and its not a money glitch or sthg

like force quit when about to mess up cmm

every body does that

i dont do money glitches/replayes/or any of sort

[shell minnow]

oh okay, also another allowed gl*tch afaik is the BMX jump spam

[shell minnow]

Bruh I got absolutely shit secondary loot

1 weed and 2 cash

[lethal timber]

is the precision rifle worth it?

[shell minnow]

Nah

[minor star]

Bro this game glitched af

I was doing the priority file

it's the fort zancudo one

Even after I reached fort zancudo it's not giving me further instructions to reach the parking 🙏

I'm stuck at the "go to fort zancudo" even after I reached the location

I even changed the session to restart the mission

it's still the same

[calm bay]

Just did cayo for the first time and got a new oppressor💪

[prisma turtle]

congrats 🥳

[calm bay]

Thx bro

[noble ruin]

[calm bay]

Why is it slower than my sparrow?

[noble ruin]

cuz it is

lol

sparrow is faster

even missiles arent the best

[calm bay]

My sparrow cost 3 mil and this cost 8 mil💀

Do upgrades make it faster?

[noble ruin]

it wont make it faster than the sparrow

[calm bay]

I heard it goes 185 mph

[noble ruin]

lmaaao

they lied to you

top speed is 130 Mph

or 209 km/h

[calm bay]

💀

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-send-in-diddy-mods-ltg-low-tier-god-meme-gif-228742818489670441

[prisma turtle]

the MKII goes up to 130mph, I dont get why people say it‘s slow

[prisma turtle]

atleast ping the mods

[prisma turtle]

Sparrow is only 2m

[noble ruin]

they shouldsupervise

im not a mod

[prisma turtle]

good point

[calm bay]

Kasontka cost 2 mil and sparrow upgrade is 1 mil extra

[prisma turtle]

Sparrow is 2m itself

[noble ruin]

kasontka

[prisma turtle]

this night is sparkling!

[prisma turtle]

dont you let it go!

I‘m wonderstruck, blushing all the way home

[wintry heron]

i think it the top speed u read was 185 kmph which u read as mph '='

and oppessor mk2 is severely overpriced crap

its missiles are worst youre easy target for npcs since its a bike

deluxo or raiju way more worth it

[tropic bronze]

there's a small speed advantage you can get by holding down the handbrake as you fly
however this will cause the mkii to constantly try to descend so you will have to counteract that

[lilac latch]

Did anyone know where to ask help for legacy edition?

[noble ruin]

still when u do that its 130 mph

otherwise its 127 mph

[novel marsh]

Is the rat loader a rare vehicle ??

[prisma turtle]

yeah

[trim hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/ludacris-fast-and-furious-laugh-spit-liquid-gif-4989705

[shy ice]

rat mentioned

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215977445937778829/1383747102433083552/wxmyeXe.avif

[austere elk]

bro ts means this shit

😭😭😭

u can see the confusion

[prisma turtle]

TS
not ts

[noble ruin]

Typescript in coding

[austere elk]

alr sorry girl

She bouta crash out on me

[prisma turtle]

not accepted.

[austere elk]

german rage

[austere elk]

WHAT

WHY

[austere elk]

I will

Soulless is my german queen

Should i smoke a cig 🚬

[prisma turtle]

no

[austere elk]

Y not

Cant even enjoy my own holiday no more

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-chilling-relax-merryjane-snoop-dog-gif-10431620193504603976

[austere elk]

Me right now

I think soulless is in a bad mood

@prisma turtle have a doobie with Ts

[noble ruin]

arent we all

[austere elk]

https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-american-psycho-walk-jam-patrick-bateman-gif-15074638149862812743

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-smoke-sigma-gif-26186111

[prisma turtle]

a what

[prisma turtle]

he said a cig, not a joint

[noble ruin]

joint better

[prisma turtle]

I wouldve approved a joint.

[austere elk]

Doobie is a joint

Nah i dont smoke weed

[prisma turtle]

„Reiche brauchen nach Stress ein‘ harten Cognac, ich wasch‘ nach dem Disaster das Blut weg mit Cologna“

[prisma turtle]

ah

[austere elk]

Cologne and cognac

All i understood

[prisma turtle]

is this a reference to „Lavender Haze“?

[austere elk]

No

[prisma turtle]

oh

good song though

[austere elk]

Fr (never heard of it)

[prisma turtle]

cologna is more of a turkish kinda cologne

[prisma turtle]

check profile

[austere elk]

Ayyyy

Taylor swiftie

[prisma turtle]

I’m damned if I do give a damn bout what people say

[austere elk]

Nah swiftie is lit dw

Let me be ur ye fan to ur taylor fan

[prisma turtle]

I am the swiftie

[austere elk]

Ok

[prisma turtle]

I dont know…

[austere elk]

Ok

👍🏼

Youll be in my note

[crude verge]

Hey pros , this week everyone get up-n-atomizer gun ? I just went to gunvan and i got one !

[austere elk]

🗒️

[prisma turtle]

WAIT

[crude verge]

Look i posted in gta media

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/witch-wicked-gif-12572904596523355406

[crude verge]

I was shocked !

[crude verge]

I wait for u to confirm 😭

[noble ruin]

ure trying to deal with stress by drinking ? i swear i didnt check translator

blut is blood ?

@prisma turtle

[crude verge]

Wait he rush gunvan to check if everyone got up-n-atomizer

[prisma turtle]

oui

[austere elk]

I just translated it

[noble ruin]

didnt i tell u already about the up n atomizeer

[austere elk]

Cant even understand what the hell it means

[noble ruin]

it means she's dangerous

and you shouldnt mess with her

[austere elk]

https://tenor.com/view/smirk-dog-smile-statisfied-rz-happy-dog-gif-17863410

[rapid ibex]

Ofc you here everywhere I turn I just see you presence ffs

[crude verge]

ChatGPT: It’s a rap line in German.
Meaning in short:

“Reiche brauchen nach Stress ein‘ harten Cognac” = Rich people need a strong cognac after stress.

“ich wasch‘ nach dem Disaster das Blut weg mit Cologna” = I wash away the blood after the disaster with cologne (play on words: Cognac vs Cologna/Cologne).

Basically: contrast between rich people coping with stress in a classy way vs. the rapper handling violence and cleaning blood. Wordplay on Cognac / Cologna.

[austere elk]

Ok gorgeous

[austere elk]

Ayyyyy

[rapid ibex]

Those hands moving mad

[austere elk]

Nah hire him in a thai massage parlour

[crude verge]

Guys there is Up-N-Atomizet in GunVan ! Someone should scream it to the whole server 😭

[rapid ibex]

How about no

[austere elk]

Is it rare or somethin

[noble ruin]

bruh we already know like from 2 days ago

about that

[austere elk]

Its literally in the

Gun stoees

Gun stores

[rapid ibex]

Bro still plays gta 5 in big 25

[crude verge]

Ho , i didnt know it and i watched some weekly update videos

[rapid ibex]

[noble ruin]

are you like on windows xp

[austere elk]

Fr

[crude verge]

Yeah its from the Gun Van not the gun store , its the gun that help u unstuck

[prisma turtle]

lets say
I never saw the Up N Atomizer in the gunvan

[rapid ibex]

Watch yourself bud

[austere elk]

Its in the gun store

[noble ruin]

watch yourself this is my chat

[crude verge]

Are u sure yasin ? I never saw it in gun store

[noble ruin]

gta discussion is my chat bruh

[austere elk]

Hm

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-robinson-i-think-you-should-leave-you-sure-about-that-gif-22429959

[rapid ibex]

Your chat you own it do you

[austere elk]

Thats where i bought it

[noble ruin]

im active on it

[rapid ibex]

Dosnt make it yours

[austere elk]

Maybe they changed it

[rapid ibex]

I’ll change you inside and out

[noble ruin]

ill be playing gta 5 when 6 comes out

public lobbies will be peaceful

all the kids will transition to gta6 on console

[minor star]

used to be, then R* added gunvan and removed some guns from the gun store to make then gunvan exclusive, Up N atomizer is an example

[midnight temple]

im backkkk guys

[wintry heron]

more like empty

[trim hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-awkward-awkward-cat-cat-awkward-gif-24906225

[velvet lodge]

[wintry heron]

and those so called non peaceful oppessor mk2 griefers are ez to take out 2 deluxo missiles they're done for

[wintry heron]

skill + kill + chill issue

[topaz sapphire]

idk about GTA VI I highly doubt will be better

[novel marsh]

can anyone tell me what is the car that jhonny guns uses in the Dr. Dre cntract mission please ?

[noble ruin]

no it wont be

not all ppl are on console

gta6 wont be released on pc at the same time as console

[trim hinge]

Vapid Dominator GTT

[novel marsh]

Thank u brother

Is it still buyable ??

[trim hinge]

Should be in Southern San Andreas Super Autos

[novel marsh]

Oh..let me check

Yes it's still buyable

thanks brother

Is Dewbauchee Campion and Vapid dominator GTT good in handling ??

[trim hinge]

GTT is better for circuits but Champion more for straight line because of the oversteering.

[novel marsh]

Oh

Can u suggest me 1 or 2 good vehicles with good handling in any weather and also in off road

[trim hinge]

From muscle I suggest Gauntlet Interceptor

[novel marsh]

The police car ??

[trim hinge]

Yeah but comes with price

[spice adder]

[spice adder]

i am back on gtao again

but i play less now

[spice adder]

[wintry heron]

Oh

[hollow meadow]

Yo should I get the expensive cop cars?

[noble ruin]

if you have the money why not lamine yamal

[hollow meadow]

Is 30M bad

I play a bit this year

[noble ruin]

if you have a source of income

then yeah 30M is not bad

[spice adder]

ya buy them they look cool

[prisma turtle]

dead chat

lets start the party

[austere elk]

Makes sense

[prisma turtle]

playing gta after a week (and after doing cmm yesterday)

[noble ruin]

im taking a break from grinding a bit

every chance i get to play im trying to claim helper role so im not doing my businesses

[prisma turtle]

back on cmm 😭

[spice adder]

havent u completed all of them?

[prisma turtle]

no

not yet

[spice adder]

which ones left?

[wise wraith]

4

[spice adder]

oo

[noble ruin]

[sick widget]

Why are you level 70

https://tenor.com/view/touch-grass-ultrakill-gif-26421201

[velvet lodge]

Youre level 80

Level 70 is where its at

[sick widget]

I’ve been here for 4 years

[velvet lodge]

Fair enough

[sick widget]

Soulless has been here for what

4 months

[prisma turtle]

you want me to name myself jobless?

[sick widget]

Yes

[prisma turtle]

too lazy
do it yourself

[sick widget]

Ok will do

[velvet lodge]

Thats so sigma

[sick widget]

How do you change a nickname again

[velvet lodge]

Ive done it like once

[sick widget]

I can’t find it

I’ll just ban soulless instead

Oh I found it

[velvet lodge]

[sick widget]

@prisma turtle

[prisma turtle]

horrible

[sick widget]

Put it in your weird font then

[prisma turtle]

no
fuck you

[sick widget]

Fuck you too

Good talk

[spice adder]

@prisma turtle nice

[prisma turtle]

fuck

pig

[spice adder]

[noble ruin]

@prisma turtle

[spice adder]

[sick widget]

Oh

Ok then

[trim hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-simmons-basketball-philadelphia-nba-shoot-gif-16357860

[prisma turtle]

fuck you pig 😃

[sick widget]

Aw

Well that’s not very nice

[prisma turtle]

you‘re not nice either

[noble ruin]

[prisma turtle]

hope you fall into a pool with winter clothes on

[sick widget]

I’m very nkce

[sick widget]

Well that would just be unfortunate to dry

[prisma turtle]

even your mother knows you‘re lying

[sick widget]

No I’m nice and Canadian

[noble ruin]

[prisma turtle]

canaduh?

[noble ruin]

Griefers honeypot

[sick widget]

I have swam in full winter clothes before it’s not that bad

[noble ruin]

that's healthy actually

[sick widget]

I had to do it for some training

As long as you can tread water you’re fine

[noble ruin]

you can catch a cold after swimming tho

[sick widget]

Bro what

[noble ruin]

after swimming in cold weather

[sick widget]

Well yea

But in a pool you won’t

If you fall through ice or something that makes senee

[noble ruin]

ocean better

swim with the sharks

[prisma turtle]

what

what about nightclub

[little vortex]

Nightclub only got 1 sell vehicle, it’s weaponized, and almost all missions can be completed before ghost org ends

[prisma turtle]

nightclub has three vehicles

oh nvm

[little vortex]

Yea lol, it’s just less likely to get griefed than other sell missions that have 3 vehicles per sell mission

[prisma turtle]

being chased by griefers…
my Agency garage: „you got a friend in me“

[prisma turtle]

true

[little vortex]

I just go to where a bunch of other people are at and hope it turns into half of the server brawling

[noble ruin]

nightclub isnt grifers honeypot lol

mcs are

[little vortex]

Then I make my escape

[noble ruin]

and cargo ceo

[prisma turtle]

why

[prisma turtle]

lol

[prisma turtle]

why not though

makes more money than mcs

[noble ruin]

cuz 3 min ghost + 1 min off sing obv enough time

• iron mule

[little vortex]

Bc of all the reasons I listed above

[noble ruin]

mcs are 1.9 M

together

i know every in and out of every business

[little vortex]

And mc sell missions take 40 days and 40 nights

[noble ruin]

no , 5 hours for each

nc takes one week to fill

[noble ruin]

and 3 for weed

[prisma turtle]

I just crashed into a guy at atleast 100mph, smashed him into a car, that guy survived

[little vortex]

I mean selling them, like back when post op vans were still in the game

[noble ruin]

if u get 2 ppl with you , 8 minutes

if solo better sell 1 vehicle or most ppl will advice you not to use them

but i made my money with them

and i mean millions

[little vortex]

Compared to the 2 and a half minutes with nc missions

[little vortex]

I used to, now I hate them

[noble ruin]

yeah i sell them once a day so

[versed valley]

is it just me or Raf voice sounds very similar to Gay Tony voice?
could it be the same actor?

[little vortex]

Just like cayo

[noble ruin]

i can watch sthg on youtube and sell

cayo no u have to be mindful otherwise youll mess up or the prick with you

[little vortex]

Raf does sound familiar, I didn’t think abt him being gay Tony tho

Just another voice actor in the game, but honestly maybe

[noble ruin]

no it seems different plus raf speaks faster

i have to make 300 M by september

otherwise ill be far behind the goal

but these days i rarely find the time

[prisma turtle]

yup its just you

Raf does sound familiar though

his voice got a gay tony touch though

[prisma turtle]

missing that one headshot

hitting chest

he falls over

you cant shoot him anymore

and alerted

[little vortex]

That when u spam shoot them in the crotch and hope nobody notices

[versed valley]

I'm not the only one!

[prisma turtle]

lemme check myself

[noble ruin]

idek the last cayo i messed up , last 15 ish all elite i think

but yeah that happens

[little vortex]

Gonna be a real grind tbh, that’s like 40 mil a week

[versed valley]

I receltny found LJT is actually Lester behind a voice scrambler, and it is played by the same voice actor, so... it woudln't be so hard for the same person to act two different characters with some editing and effects

[prisma turtle]

so we got straight tony before GTA VI

[noble ruin]

im at 220M rn , and im capable of making at least 5 a day

[prisma turtle]

you just realised…?

[versed valley]

yeah, but Raf does mention he would like to be like Tony, so perhaps he's still in the closet and not really straight... :X

[noble ruin]

say what ?

[versed valley]

yeah, just read about it recently, was never aware of it

[noble ruin]

nah this would break me

[prisma turtle]

gay raf before gta vi

[little vortex]

Gonna have to play daily almost

[prisma turtle]

„Hey it‘s Lest- LJT“

[versed valley]

oohhh, I'm not the only late bloomer, I guess

[noble ruin]

i always thought o ljt someone with a beard

cant be lester the molester

[little vortex]

Nah it’s Lester’s uglyass

Just listen closely next he calls, you’ll hear it

[prisma turtle]

„This is the Master Control Terminal… …LJT would be proud.“

[noble ruin]

even if that's true i dont wanna believe it

that is disgusting

i hate the bastard

lemme be in my fantasy xD don't break me

[edgy dew]

Yo

[edgy dew]

Dummy see my message

[noble ruin]

FUCKING Master control terminal when u buy it in the arcade , he advises you to run all your businesses around the state

it's fucking lester omg

[little vortex]

[noble ruin]

Hey it's Lest...... JT we got problem at work get over there ........

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gustavo-gif-26322938

[noble ruin]

im screwed

rn

[noble ruin]

ill show my reaction

[prisma turtle]

and trevor is a canadian

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-toilet-scene-hank-revealing-gif-18042867

https://tenor.com/view/hank-schrader-shock-realization-realisation-gif-20454516

[noble ruin]

that bastard can be from anywhere

[prisma turtle]

he‘s canadian

lemme gather proof rq

[little vortex]

There’s irony in there somewhere

[prisma turtle]

no he‘s canadian

[charred sable]

is there a way to skip cooldown for chip exchange?

[little vortex]

Buying chips from casino lady? No

[charred sable]

no trade in

[prisma turtle]

there‘s a cooldown?

[charred sable]

yeah

[prisma turtle]

since when

[charred sable]

idk

[compact tendon]

hello everyone

[prisma turtle]

time for some poker

[prisma turtle]

@versed valley no I‘m not a gambling addict.

[versed valley]

call him canadian or motherfucker and you'll feel his wrath

[prisma turtle]

trevor?

made 200k in profit

[versed valley]

yeah

all or most of his rampages start with someone calling him motherfucker, and on one of them he explains if there was no penetration it doesn't count... go figure what's the story with his mom...

[noble ruin]

he was touched when he was little probably

franklin is the most sane out of all 3 of them

[prisma turtle]

he got mommy issues

[versed valley]

he has many issues

why is he also negating his canadian identity?

[prisma turtle]

because canadians are usually nice

except pig

[versed valley]

pig?

[prisma turtle]

@sick widget

[versed valley]

peppa pig is actually cool

you remember a few years ago there was this unexpected jihad videos?

so they did one with pappa pig that was hilarious

I'll try to find it

[sick widget]

Lit

[prisma turtle]

the what

[versed valley]

just search yt for "unexpected jihad" and you'll understand

[noble ruin]

don't

use tor or the dark web lol not yt

[versed valley]

why not, it's funny af!

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-gif-2734175389934997010

[versed valley]

it was a funny trend, dude

[noble ruin]

the word itself will make them sniff you lol

i know its a meme

[versed valley]

you think the FBI have time to track everyone's search for funny trends?

[noble ruin]

i know the meme

[noble ruin]

yeah they actually do

more like threat intel

not fbi

[versed valley]

they can sniff me as much as they want, I don't give a shit, nothing, besides my asshole, stinks enough for them to keep digging

[prisma turtle]

I havent used my Drift Tampa since the 10F incident.

[ripe sapphire]

i like shawarna

[sick widget]

me too bro

[versed valley]

me three, but veal shwarma, with a lot of roasted lamb fat

[velvet lodge]

@prisma turtle wtf does from the vault mean

[prisma turtle]

From The Vault Songs are songs by taylor swift which werent released until new albums

[velvet lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-blob-blue-blob-hd-stan-twitter-black-twitter-uhh-gif-10427395503466848829

[prisma turtle]

what

[velvet lodge]

Just find it interesting

[prisma turtle]

isnt that the gif you send when you‘re like „are you mentally okay?“

[little vortex]

I thought it was a fallout reference lmao

[prisma turtle]

how so

[velvet lodge]

For me no

[prisma turtle]

you dont use it like that?

[little vortex]

fallouts whole thing is underground vaults basically

[prisma turtle]

ah

[little vortex]

And I play too many Bethesda games so it’s really my fault

[prisma turtle]

maybe

[versed valley]

I just found out how to get an Adder for free in the story mode, there's this guy Devin that has one, but generally you can't access it, I arrived to the first mission on a chopper that I've got from a previous Solomon Richards mission and it said the mission was disrupted and that I should come back later... but then the Adder was there and I could drive it, so I took it home and stored it in my garage, now it's mine!

[versed valley]

It's like playing the same game over and over, they're all the same shit with different smell

[prisma turtle]

HUH
that works?

but hey the Adder aint that rare for me

the rarity I am after is the Tailgater in Story Mode

[versed valley]

where else can you get the adder in story mode?

I don't mean buying it, of course

which tailgater, the one mike drives?

[prisma turtle]

besr Jewelry

[prisma turtle]

yeah

theres like TWO times you can get one

[versed valley]

so you have it, it's michael's car...

[prisma turtle]

yes but I want one for each character

[velvet lodge]

Michaels car..?

[prisma turtle]

yeah Mike‘s Car

the black one though

https://tenor.com/view/the-black-one-toxin-the-black-one-venom-toxin-venomthelastdance-spiderman-gif-3486163374548426262

[prisma turtle]

good film btw.

[velvet lodge]

Just be Michael, call a hangout with another character, drive there with michaels car, jump out before reaching the other character, then switch and take it to a mod shop to customize it

[prisma turtle]

guess what

I tried but it changed michael‘s car instead

[velvet lodge]

Did you store it in the garage

[prisma turtle]

tried that too

[versed valley]

"Molly Schultz, Senior Vice President and General Council for Devin Weston Holdings." damn, girl brought a nice cake to the party!
I didn't remember that, no wonder Trevor is lit...

[prisma turtle]

holy yap

[versed valley]

you like cakes too?

[prisma turtle]

rarely

[versed valley]

"rarely"?

too bad she get shredded to a paste later on...

[edgy dew]

Tailgator?

[compact tendon]

so TGG posted a bitchfest about the MK2

this is interesting

like homie is deadass griping about people NOT wanting to move across the map

i'm willing to bet that all the old heads that bitch about the MK2, are the exact same guys that would go to Zancudo steal a jet and carpet bomb everyone for hours

[velvet lodge]

Mfs be complaining about the mk2 like they dont use it 😭

[compact tendon]

RIGHT!?

fkin Harmnone "Only noobs and tryhard nerds use it"

<2 videos later>
"As much as i hate it, its the GOAT for grinding and you MUST own one"

game has been out since 2013, , and TGG posts a video basically "Old man yelling at cloud"

[viral coral]

It is all the same, almost every player participate this behavior. GTA online is basically like Animal Research…

[prisma turtle]

Gelöwet wie ein Rede 😭🙏

[shell minnow]

Guys, I bought a Scramjet

[prisma turtle]

remove the R

and rethink your decision

[shell minnow]

And it is just as, if not more fun than I remember

[shell minnow]

Why

[prisma turtle]

remove the r

[shell minnow]

It's a great car (imo) and very fun to drive

[prisma turtle]

and a pool magnet

first few seconds I drove a scamjet I soaked it in a pool

[shell minnow]

Skill issue

I can control it however I want

[prisma turtle]

and how does that work?

[shell minnow]

And have drove it for hours on end without water contact, unless you count rain

[shell minnow]

It has a steep learning curve

[prisma turtle]

I sometimes also soak my toreador, but that ones supposed to be soaked

[shell minnow]

Yuh

And I bought the arena workshop to mod it

It's cheaper than getting a MoC or an Avenger

[noble ruin]

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