🚔┃gta-discussion

[quaint shoal]

also fucking hell bottom dollar bounty sucks ass

of course the madrazo hits are tied to that shitty dlc

[knotty zealot]

No it's not

45 million every year if you send bill and jerry plus most wanted bounty and Martin hit plus standard bounty aswell about 65 million if you do all that everyday not bad at all

[quaint shoal]

yea no id rather singe the hairs on my right testicle

[granite wind]

Would anybody be down to help do mc sell missions in a public lobby?

[fallow mural]

Hey @granite wind, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#☝lfg-info

[velvet lodge]

try those

[prisma turtle]

hi pino

[velvet lodge]

hello

everything good?

[prisma turtle]

as good as I can be
what about you?

[velvet lodge]

missed opportunity to throw dave's voice line right there

im great

[prisma turtle]

I wanted to write „about as good as can be expected“ but I threw the joke one time and repeating jokes get boring

[velvet lodge]

no it doesnt i do it all the time

the next always funnier than the previous one

[prisma turtle]

alright

next time then

[velvet lodge]

i will head to sleep now

[prisma turtle]

good night
sleep well pino

[wintry heron]

will anybody even be playing gtao when they add the age verification

they should just not allow UK players to play gtao and keep it pushing

or make it so only they have to verify idk why they aren't doing that...

[lilac latch]

Agree but again usa did force the age verification bullshit

And since R* from there yea can't do anything for the time being

[wintry heron]

yea that sucks

I ain't from the US or the UK and I have to deal with yalls dumb fucking politics shit pmo

[fervent ridge]

welp thats how interconnected the world is now..

[wintry heron]

yea that's true but mostly it just economy stuff now it's policies that are not from here that will still effect me shit so fucked

[sullen kraken]

How do y’all feel about the age verification? That’s coming to GTA online

[wintry heron]

I will stop playing because of it

[sullen kraken]

Probably same

[wintry heron]

Nobody should trust R* with their ID

[sullen kraken]

I’m legit 15 and mature enough to play ts game😭

[wintry heron]

I'm 20 I just won't give them my ID

[sullen kraken]

I mean, you could just show them a selfie of your face and they’ll know you’re 20

[wintry heron]

they gonna want id

[sullen kraken]

I mean, that’s true

But I’m gonna be honest GTA online it’s just dead at this point so there’s no point in playing anymore

[wintry heron]

thats true but they will do this age verification for gta 6 aswell

[sullen kraken]

What kind of world do we even live in?

[wintry heron]

an awful one

[sullen kraken]

To be honest, those people on TikTok saying “2025 is healing“they’re fucking wrong

[wintry heron]

the democracy is crumbling right infront of us

ts is how it starts

not surprising but unfortunate nonetheless

[sullen kraken]

I mean, at least there’s Fortnite

Not trying to be like those Fortnite kids

[wintry heron]

every company will start doing this

[sullen kraken]

I mean only for games that are like rate M for mature

[wintry heron]

I doubt it you have to give your id to youtube soon aswell

[sullen kraken]

These people are corrupted as fuck

Why would you need to show your ID just to play a game?

[wintry heron]

I can promise you that soon everyone will force you to give ID to do anything

[sullen kraken]

To be honest, that is literally like private information

[wintry heron]

yes and they want to strip you of your privacy that is why they are doing this

this law is disturbing

[sullen kraken]

This is so fucking disgusting

[wintry heron]

they UK already has it and soon it will be implemented in the US

it will start with giving your id to watch youtube and play games

[sullen kraken]

Honestly, first the phone law and now this

They’re just taking away everything from us

[wintry heron]

unfortunate but true

[sullen kraken]

Like seriously they just hate us

I mean you should have your parents permission to play the game like it’s not like they’re going to do the same shit that happens in the game in real life

[wintry heron]

they want more control thats all they want privacy is inconvenient for them so they want to take it away

[sullen kraken]

And if they do just take away their console or something

That’s probably why they’re doing this shit

[sullen kraken]

Exactly like every person deserves privacy

Like as long as you’re mature enough to play the game, that’s all that matters

[wintry heron]

soon that wont be the case anymore

[sullen kraken]

Im not just gonna buy every fucking game and just show my ID even if it’s a bad one

And plus I don’t even have an ID

[wintry heron]

idk where we are headed but the future isn't looking bright

[sullen kraken]

I honestly agree we’re doomed

I mean, like your shit will get leaked anyways if you show it to rockstar cause like rockstar games is like easily hackable

[late marsh]

As a normal gamer, you will buy the slop and you will like it. Rockstar needs their fifth yacht for the upcoming year otherwise we’re gonna be left by the other corporations.

[small dragon]

rockstar data gets breach’s at least once every 2 months and with people ids on there, that they could sell on the market. i don’t think it’s a smart choice

and if rockstar wanted to do that it’s too late since everyone has seen the gore and the nudity

[prime terrace]

☃️

[lilac latch]

Sure it isn't that much but again data breach still a data breach

No matter how less often it is

[sonic yew]

Why is the weekly update not live yet lol am I missing something it should be live now but I still have the last weeks tasks and stuf

[neon solstice]

It's not out yet

[sonic yew]

I thought new day in gta starts around 9am my time so

[lilac latch]

If I m not wrong it's one hour late

but again I might be wrong

[sonic yew]

It’s 11:25am where I live now I don’t know I feel like something is wrong lol

I might be wrong also I don’t know

[lilac latch]

Try to relaunch it around 12

[neon solstice]

It comes out typically either 30min or 1.5ish hours from now

[sonic yew]

Ah okey thanks for the info 🙏

[limpid lily]

yo anyone wanna play rn ?

[fallow mural]

Hey @limpid lily, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#☝lfg-info

[velvet lodge]

try those

[fathom echo]

I can't see the hsw time trail, I have a hsw vehicle with the upgrade. I have the rest of the weekly update though only the hsw time trail is not showing up

[fervent ridge]

how to do the three hits for Martin Madrazo

[quaint shoal]

own a bail office

[edgy dew]

Its a troll

From rockstar

[marsh crystal]

Did you accidentally turned off the blip by any chance

[fathom echo]

No I checked, its on. I went to the actual location, without the blip. it wasn't there either

[velvet lodge]

you gotta own the bail office then 1 spawns every irl day

[marsh crystal]

lowkey bought it and never went in it

[fervent ridge]

Honestly think I'll skip it

[velvet lodge]

yeah its really not worth it unless you're going for the career progress

[tropic bronze]

just spam dispatch instead
you'll get 100k in no time

if that's what you're aiming for

these are the old missions where you can use anything

i'm assuming you can also do plenty of these in quick join once ppl start taking notice of the newswire from tomorrow on

[fervent ridge]

Means I have to hop into public lobbies..ah well worth a shot and hopefully I don't get killed by randoms unreasonably in freeroam

[tropic bronze]

since when does quick join require you to enter public lobbies (especially after they fixed the extra bad behaviour of a few weeks ago)

anyhoo, git gud

[fervent ridge]

I've never used quick join before so I assumed it's a public thing

I've shut myself into invite only after getting killed like hundreds of time in public sessions

[tropic bronze]

eh
you'll never get good if you shut yourself away in privates
but yeah you can totally use quick join from invite only

just remember it bugs out from time to time if you repeatedly cancel jobs you get joined into and you have to quick join again and cancel again to get things back (i.e. so that you cna enter your own properties)

qj is the best especially for skill issues and trollers because there are no expectations of you so you can be as crap as you want and if you don't like how things are going you can just bomb yourself and leave (dont just leave ofc, that adds up to your bad sport score)

i wouldn't bother quick joining today for dispatch tho since most players won't know dispatch is on 3x until at least the newswire, so prolly all of the jobs you get joined will be cluckin or dax

[marsh crystal]

this guy gets it

[fervent ridge]

I might join a public session in the near future ngl idk when only

[scarlet adder]

hi it’s my birthday tomorrow

[velvet lodge]

early happy birthday

[scarlet adder]

Thank u

I’m going to vanilla unicorn to celebrate it

In the game

[prisma turtle]

[scarlet adder]

lol

[fervent ridge]

happy birthday in advance

[scarlet adder]

Thx

[velvet lodge]

are we invited

[scarlet adder]

Sure do u play on ps5

[velvet lodge]

yessir

[prisma turtle]

I‘m coming too

[scarlet adder]

Sure

I’ll let u know when im on

[prisma turtle]

I‘m joining pino then

[scarlet adder]

Ok

[little vortex]

Tell Peach I said call me back

[edgy dew]

The peach Has Been eaten

[tropic bronze]

[sand peak]

im very confused with the vapid (ford mustang) so i pulled one off the street and keep in mind im a level 84 i take to Los santos Customs and i can put level 100 upgrades to the car: like a turbo EMS level 4 engine but i cant put on any other cars that i have. any ideas?

[edgy dew]

Bug

[sand peak]

it dont feel like a bug

[edgy dew]

Did u like restart the Game or smt

[sand peak]

no

[edgy dew]

Try

[sand peak]

its might be bugged

bc cant u not put vapid in ur garage?

[little vortex]

Idk, but if u buy an autoshop, everything will be unlocked in there (except certain wheels depending on reputation)

[sand peak]

like it would "its too hot to be modified" smth like that

[tropic bronze]

whihc vapid
if we're talking about the regular dominator then it's a stealable car

[sand peak]

yeah steable one

i got a video of it

[tropic bronze]

prolly a glitch ig

[sand peak]

i put it in vehicle flex channel

[tropic bronze]

turbo is definitely a rank 100 req unless you have auto shop, and even then that is only in the auto shop

[sand peak]

i dont own an auto shop yet

[tropic bronze]

if you were able to upgrade it i would suggest changing session just to make sure it's actually stuck
if it was a glitch that just showed you the option it might become undone

[sand peak]

yeah might be

i drove it around the map it has a turbo in it

when it shifts

i can put the dodge chager (off the street version) in my garage

let me if i can put a turbo or ems level 4 engine on it

no i cant put a turbo on it or the engine

[prisma turtle]

@noble ruin got your Embed Perms yet?

[noble ruin]

i'm moving at a turtle speed

[prisma turtle]

I can tell

[noble ruin]

almost 28

you got the ?afk

[prisma turtle]

yup

[noble ruin]

show me

[prisma turtle]

?afk showing off

[fallow mural]

@prisma turtle I set your AFK: showing off

[prisma turtle]

?afk

shut

do what I want, bot

ugh

[noble ruin]

i see

[magic geyser]

Soul is gonna kill the bot

[edgy dew]

She cant kill anything

[prisma turtle]

depends what I use

[magic geyser]

Well Dino don't seem to like you

[prisma turtle]

dino?

you mean dyno?

[magic geyser]

Yes 😂

[velvet lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-thursday-gif-12057179049120812369

happy shoebill thursday

[magic geyser]

It's been a while since I have had to type the name

[compact tendon]

hello everyone

[velvet lodge]

yoo crim

[prisma turtle]

nah he does
he just doesnt remove afk during a cooldown

[prisma turtle]

pinoo

[magic geyser]

So he's a lazy bot

[velvet lodge]

[prisma turtle]

can you answer dm rq

[velvet lodge]

hmmm

i dont often respond to my dms

but sure this one time

[tropic bronze]

took me 9 months, gl

[noble ruin]

ive been smh active since 21st of june

but ive been in the server for years i think

[prisma turtle]

yk what else takes 9months?

birth.

well rather pregnancy

[compact tendon]

pregnancy(

birth doesnt take "quite" that long

[tropic bronze]

just as well i'm not pregananant then

[noble ruin]

i find it weird when a couple says " we're pregnant "

[prisma turtle]

why

I always congratulate

I mean kids are smth wonderful

[compact tendon]

because the man isnt pregnant

[noble ruin]

the man impragnates

[prisma turtle]

oh thats why

[compact tendon]

the woman is, so the man should be saying "she's pregnant"

[noble ruin]

or i made her pregnant

[little vortex]

I think it’s the same as “we are having a baby”

With less words

[noble ruin]

now that's more acceptable

[compact tendon]

but still stupid

because again, he isnt having a baby

[noble ruin]

and by baby i mean a kitten

[velvet lodge]

people like to make a big problem out of everything 🥀

[compact tendon]

he has to deal with something much worse

[little vortex]

Lmao

He is having a baby tho, he just isn’t pushing it out

He just.. uh.. pushed it in?

[compact tendon]

he made it, she cooked it, she serves it, he pays for it

[little vortex]

Bon appetit

[noble ruin]

and then he/she will have mommy /daddy issues

[prisma turtle]

727hp M5 got smoked by an 600HP RS6

[noble ruin]

i second that

[velvet lodge]

whatever that means

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-bird-rain-beautiful-gif-18429868

[noble ruin]

audis are better ngl

[prisma turtle]

you what

[prisma turtle]

funfact
the M5 has more HP per kilogram, and better aerodynamics 💀

[magic geyser]

Well fuck sleep apparently

[noble ruin]

my first purchase if not porshe will be audi

[prisma turtle]

me?

[magic geyser]

What

[prisma turtle]

my first purchase if not audi will be porsche

[amber blaze]

can't really compare quattro with xdrive imo

[amber blaze]

the RS6 ?

[crude verge]

Hey pros the weirdest thing just happened to me. I went to my nightclub to check how much stock I had in the warehouse, and I had full stock for cash printing and cocaine. I wanted to assign the technicians to other businesses, but when I tried, it said I needed to set up my cash printing and cocaine businesses. I had to do the setup missions again just to assign technicians to them. And literally yesterday, I sold a batch of cocaine. How did this happen and why?

[spice arch]

whats the podium vehicle for this week?

[tropic bronze]

glitch / bug
i've seen more ppl complaining about that

recently

doesnt appear to be tied to any particular business's activities

one guy said he only afk's nightclub like i used to so leaves all other businesses empty so we can rule out a raid

[crude verge]

Hoo well thank you very much good to know its a known bug , i tought rockstar trolling me

[crude verge]

Copy paste from chatgpt
Podium Vehicle This Week (August 7–13, 2025)

Karin Boor is the vehicle up for grabs on the Lucky Wheel at the Diamond Casino & Resort. Normally priced at around $1,280,000 via Southern San Andreas Super Autos, you can win it for free by spinning the wheel.

[spice arch]

oh kk

thx

[shell minnow]

Should I do a 2-player cayo run?

[noble ruin]

in terms of maximizing your profits yeah you should

as looting in the compound is far mor valuable than going around the island

[shell minnow]

I have 2 weed and 1 cash

And 5 gold

And Tequila

[noble ruin]

yeah if you doit solo considering this loot you'll lose a lot of money and time

[shell minnow]

Okay, I'll LFG when I can play it

I have a First Aid exam tomorrow

[noble ruin]

good luck

[shell minnow]

Thanks :3

[prisma turtle]

I am aiming for a C7
but I prefer high powered engines

[prisma turtle]

But I mean
better Aerodynamics and 127hp more

[forest creek]

Do driving an MKII refills your health ?

[prisma turtle]

depends if its your „favourite“ bike

[forest creek]

How do I set it as Favourite bike ?

[prisma turtle]

using only your mkii, consecutively longer than your already set fav bike

stupid system

I got it set as fav bike since I bought it because it was my first bike

[forest creek]

Oh, I have not touched any other bike after buying MKII

[prisma turtle]

so it should be your fav bike
just check the stats in the section „vehicles“

[forest creek]

oh, I am waiting for game to finish quick scanning of Self Radio

It's still scanning from past 10 mins

[prisma turtle]

you can also check whats your fav bike by setting yourself up as a mc president and scrolling through your bikes in the mc president interaction menu

[forest creek]

I am stuck in settings menu as game is still scanning for Self Radio from past 10 or 15 mins

I only have like 104 songs in User Music 😭

Well I have to force close it now or it will keep scanning for infinite amount of time

[forest creek]

No, I will check in stats as it can cause raid at my MC Businesses

It says Favourite Bike: MKII

[prisma turtle]

whats self radio? 😭

[forest creek]

You can play your own music in game

[prisma turtle]

fr?

[forest creek]

yeah

[prisma turtle]

how. I want too

[forest creek]

Place songs into Documents -> Rockstar Games -> GTA V -> User Music

[amber blaze]

no i meant like quattor tops imo

[forest creek]

idk, if it is available on other platforms or not but this is how you do on PC

[forest creek]

Unfortunately it seems like Self Radio is PC Exclusive Feature

[tawny sparrow]

Is it possible to make a safe lobby in gta?

[compact tendon]

in theory, yes

in practice HELL NO

[noble ruin]

via invite only , if you have enough friends

[tawny sparrow]

I know about invite only but I wanted the benefits of a public lobby when I sell cargo

[noble ruin]

you still get the benfits in invite only

if you have the numbers

[tawny sparrow]

Really?

[compact tendon]

even then, youre likely gonna get a douche friend that is gonna screw it up

[noble ruin]

yeah

[noble ruin]

it's been ages since ive seen a safe lobby

[tawny sparrow]

Okay I need you all to add me as friends hahaha

[noble ruin]

but ive witnessed peaceful random public lobbies

[noble ruin]

alr but i can't play atm

[tawny sparrow]

I've witnessed them too but didnt have cargo at that point to sell

[tawny sparrow]

Thats fine can you send me your name in game so I can add you later because i'm at work atm

Mine is Bucko_Destroyer

Also is it possible to change gender of your character?

[noble ruin]

ill sent ya asap

[noble ruin]

i think yeah

but check

[tawny sparrow]

Cool I will

[bleak oasis]

Anyone has cayo open to do?

[tawny sparrow]

Idk I need to see when I get home

[compact tendon]

i'm ps5 G, there is noway in hell you could get a full 20+ lobby to let you sell without fuckign with you

you would deadass have an easer time stapling water to a cloud than getting that

[noble ruin]

ps5 cant get more chaos than pc imo

[bleak oasis]

Anyone? Any heist?

[noble ruin]

ps5 , xbox , ps4 are far more peaceful than pc

[compact tendon]

pc is just full of modding pricks

[tawny sparrow]

I got online yesterday to just go and spin a wheel and when I spawned in I got insta killed by a guy in a khanjali

[compact tendon]

consoles are full of barcode names and greifers from hell

[noble ruin]

i wanna be able to see from the eyes of griefers

i would get bored after 10 mins

[compact tendon]

think of a griefer

and imagien they try to see through your eyes, constant grinding

they get pleasure out of fucking wit hpeople

[noble ruin]

obv they hate grinding , but i cant fathom why if you hate sthg , you would make ppl live hell trynna do it

[compact tendon]

way back in the day on black ops.....2? there was a guy named whiterondo, who just killed everyoen with knives because he was so much better than them

[tawny sparrow]

I get pleasure out of seeing griefers getting owned by someone better then them

[prisma turtle]

same

[compact tendon]

and peopel on voice would be losing it tryign to reason with him

[noble ruin]

i always disable that

[prisma turtle]

ah okay
sad

[noble ruin]

voila , if you wanna grief , play games like , battelfield , cod , counterstrike

[tawny sparrow]

Tbh thats impressive

[compact tendon]

you also have to factor in, okay a few days there was this barcode name in here asking how to kill someone on a mk2

like he was literally in here tryign to get pointers on how to kill someone, but then the convo deteriorated into how much he loves griefing

[noble ruin]

yeah i witnessed that convo

i think he griefes cargo too

[compact tendon]

online games have bred brats, people that live to make other peoples lives less fun

[tawny sparrow]

I kill griefers on mk2 with either sticky bombs or minigun

[compact tendon]

and they can because they have anonymity

[noble ruin]

yeah i see but that's like bullying irl , you boost your ego by making ppl feel hell , that's no real reward

i think griefers have mommy issues

they have been isolated from society

so they harness their unused social skills in griefing

maybe that's a mental health issue that needs serious treatment xD

[compact tendon]

it aint that deep

its just people being dicks

[noble ruin]

you gotta have a deep reason to be a dick

[compact tendon]

not really, look in this discord, or pick a reddit, reddit is PERFECT for this

say you want to get a question answered

you can go "Hey guys, what is the best way to do a Cayo?"

might get 5 answers

but! if you say "Guys this way is the best way to do a Cayo" in the title

then you will get 400 replies of people itching to prove you wrong with their own shit

[noble ruin]

exactly ppl get defensive so easy

[compact tendon]

like no one wants to help you out

but people LOVE to show you how elite they are

if that can help you, then cool

remember a few days/weeks back, that guy popped in here talking about how he will run fleeca for new players to help them get money?

[noble ruin]

i mean if you post sthg like this the best way to do sthg , you're inviting ppl to wrong you , u might say , i will show you a way that works for me

[noble ruin]

yeah

[compact tendon]

and then within 20 minutes "Fleeca isnt for money ,aking! you should xyz!" and then kept cutting the guy up jsut for offering help

and no offense, most instances are PC players, they tend to be the most elitism knobs

[noble ruin]

yeah i see ur point but what's the analogy with griefing ?

[compact tendon]

"I got this awesome GFX card" "Cool, what you use it for?" "Play League of Legends" "lolnoob"

[noble ruin]

i hate lol xD

[compact tendon]

showing that people in online games are inherantly dicks

the fact that they are playing an online game is reason enough for them

that barcode guy

"I dont care if you can make 4mil on the stuff it took you hours to grind, I can blow it up in 5 minutes and make 2k!"

dude deadass said that shit

[noble ruin]

see my point is if r* make the game mechanics that you can take all the griefed loot with you example , mc business , and reward you say 50 k + then it's reasonable but it's 2k man

[noble ruin]

yeah he thinks it's just a game and it is but the grinder invested real time in that cargo for him to destroy it in seconds and r* rewards him

the game is the real dick

let's see if this carries on with gta 6

[compact tendon]

it will, the game is designed to fuck you over and despair you, they want you buying shark cards, thats why they added the "high demand bonus" because they know you can 2mil it alone in a private, but you COULD 4mil it in public

and of course everyone in this game thinks they are untouchable

so they try it, get griefed, then mad, then buy a shark card

[noble ruin]

i didnt think about gta + let alone shark cards

and what if u get griefed

that doesnt mean you will be broke and the only way is to get shark cards

[compact tendon]

its why i wished they never introduced micro transactions

way back in like 2005 playing Final Fantasy XI, we had a guy in our group, who didnt have the time to play, but he had the money to buy gil, dude was playign for the baltimore ravens so he had a nice healthy salary, gil buying was agaisnt ToS of the game, but there were ways around it, and people began buying gil, other games seen it, and decided "hey, they are making money that should be ours" and thus microtransactions got HUUUUGE

[noble ruin]

so you're saying your friend is the reason behind shark cards ? xD

[compact tendon]

no, people like him though

people with disposable IRL income

EA and ubisoft were BIG on it, R* never had any need to it, until this and red dead

[compact tendon]

13,651,300/50,000,000
fleeca gives 191,990total
36,348,700/191,990 = 189 runs of fleeca

dios mio...

[noble ruin]

i can binge watch any tv show and rince and repeat fleeca, given i have a good teammate

[compact tendon]

thats the plan

problem after about 5 runs i get bored as hell with it

then the mind wanders

[noble ruin]

is that the only career progress left ?

[compact tendon]

no i have doomsday T4

[noble ruin]

doomsday is heavy ngl

[compact tendon]

i have to do the 3 CMM there and the pistol and elite challenges

[noble ruin]

i was gonna say alternate but i dont think that's ideal

[compact tendon]

also have to be leader for....12 more acts

so i wil lbe doing them on repeat a bit

problem is last month after act 1 one of our guys had to take a month off

so it paused the progress, and since EACH has to be done separate, i couldnt do CMM2 or 4

[prisma turtle]

@noble ruin I got an insane recommendation
Black Mirror, Season 2: „White Bear“
the episode in general is confusing, but the lore behind the episode is insanely fucked up and crazy

[noble ruin]

Bet , already added that to my playlist

[fallow mural]

𝚜𝔬ᴜɭℓₑ𝕤𝓈 is AFK: Schwarzer Spiegel. - 7 minutes ago

[noble ruin]

alr afk bot chill

[prisma turtle]

boo

[prisma turtle]

And you gotta watch it till the end

and by till the end I mean till episode is at like 0s remaining time

[floral apex]

What the hell does schwarzer Spiegel mean

[noble ruin]

yeah i'm the type that watches the whole thing , maybe ill get distracted but ill be back at it

[fallow mural]

𝚜𝔬ᴜɭℓₑ𝕤𝓈 is AFK: The Waldo Moment - a minute ago

[noble ruin]

and i'm most focused on watching when eating ironically

[prisma turtle]

Translate it to english if you‘re confused 🥲
that‘ll explain it

fuck you

[prisma turtle]

thats a thing people do ig

[junior river]

Tequila

2 gold

💔💔

Wont even get 1,3 mill with a grabber

[compact tendon]

whats other targets?

so long as u clearing a mil i'd wager its a good run

[prime terrace]

👨🏾‍🦯‍➡️

[bleak oasis]

Hey need one person for cayo ( legacy)

[fallow mural]

Hey @bleak oasis, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#☝lfg-info

[velvet lodge]

use those

[bleak oasis]

Okay

[brave hound]

anyone here know a lot abt beff?

[velvet lodge]

depends what you need to know

[marsh crystal]

i didnt know this was the new lfg channel

[fallow mural]

Hey @wintry heron, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#☝lfg-info

[velvet lodge]

the lad just joined

[wintry heron]

ohh mbmb ToT

[marsh crystal]

mb

[quick geyser]

Anyone want to play a heist with me its casino i will give 30% and the mission is so simple we just neet to go legally and steal and leave

[fallow mural]

Hey @quick geyser, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#☝lfg-info

[compact tendon]

hello folks

[noble ruin]

evening

[compact tendon]

conada is fastest non weaponized chopper, right?

[brisk shuttle]

any idea why i cant loose the cops in the union depository contract anymore?

[compact tendon]

cuz this games cops are the worst AI in the history of games that dont even follow their own rules?

[brisk shuttle]

oh okay because its my second try (about 3 days apart) and all it does is give me rp now and then but i just still have them

[compact tendon]

you get RP for keeping a wanted level

its a small amount but its liek 200 for 2 minutes with a 5 star

dumb shit like that

[brisk shuttle]

ohhhh okay that makes sense

[compact tendon]

best is to go underground or something to lose them

[brisk shuttle]

i finally lost them ive been in the sewers for like 10 minutes

[compact tendon]

also certain areas maintain a wanted status during certain shit, like if you do the casino heist, if get anywhere near the casino after losing cops, u get it right back

[prisma turtle]

ew
I‘m taken

who do you even mean lol

[noble ruin]

ive been ping ddosed like 100 pings in 1 minute and i couldnt even see the source

[marsh crystal]

@noble ruin

[prisma turtle]

I wonder how that happens

|| @noble ruin||

[noble ruin]

@prisma turtle look at the lvl progress in bot commands

[prisma turtle]

#🤖┃bot-commands message
joined around 3 months ago

[frank carbon]

A random in a free session invited everyone to a playlist. 16 races. About 10 people joined. Only like 4 of us stayed. This was the most fun I've had on this game for a long time. We've been racing for a good 2 hours and a half

Haven't had such a thing happen to me in a bit, especially with randoms

[undone agate]

Has anyone ever had a problem with « enjoy your stay » trophy ?

[frank carbon]

What is the requirement for it

Practicipate in everything Los santos has to offer

I'm pretty sure you need 2 people for that

I'm not 100% sure

[marsh crystal]

Dont you gotta create maps and like something else

?

[undone agate]

Ye i know i did it with my friend

[undone agate]

Nah

[karmic nebula]

Take the same chopper as on the casino heist and lose the wanted level in the air

[rotund spire]

HSW vehicle what one is the best

[compact tendon]

the shitzu drag

[prime terrace]

good one

[ember raft]

Ngl. I’m about to attempt to fill up a medium warehouse and sell it for the first time ever. And I’ve been playing since 2016

I want that 700k

[prime terrace]

Attempt it bro

Go for it

[ember raft]

Got any advice?

[prime terrace]

The best advice i can give is for me too help you stock em up

[quaint shoal]

there a new exploit that forces people to join a random mission at sandy shores?

[little vortex]

PC lobbies sound like a headache

[dapper harbor]

wya

[little vortex]

home?

[velvet lodge]

are you though

[prisma turtle]

@little vortex give me a good car to purchase

[little vortex]

Dominator GTT is my favorite muscle car but I think Thts a popular one

[fervent ridge]

the prize ride this week looks sick...

[prisma turtle]

not a muscle car btw
just smth cool

[prisma turtle]

#LLKB43

[fervent ridge]

hm?

[little vortex]

I’ve been really into the Koennigsegg cars

Overflod Entity MT is fun to customize

[amber blaze]

oh yeah Koenigseggs are cool af

[prisma turtle]

Dude
its a free car but no one‘s joining the race 😭

[prisma turtle]

@velvet lodge can u help me

[fervent ridge]

I joined a lobby with two other people yesterday lol

one dude left right after it started

[tropic bronze]

many ppl will do that becasue they want to win it

if you desync after a race has started it still counts towards a win

this is part of the reason you often end up with a fraction of the starting players in a street race, everyone's just desyncing after starting to get the cars because most of them can't win a race, and thanks to them doing this every time they'll never be able to actually win a race

[rocky tiger]

is there any chat for bogdan heist

[tropic bronze]

you've been here almost as long as i have and you've managed to miss the lfg channels?

[fervent ridge]

I see

im going to try to enter a public session today, see whether its still pure chaos of killing or not..

[little vortex]

2nd cheaper option is the elegy retro custom, bc i ❤️ benny upgrades

[tropic bronze]

it always will be
but it's a matter of whether you can actually deal with it
you'll be bad at first but you'll eventually get good
then you'll be having fun

the bigger problem for pc rn however is that more menus are back - even in Enhanced though not to a chaotic level, yet

in my case, when i was getting rekt as a noob i just asked a group of griefers who were destroying me if they could teach me their tricks becasue i obviously suck at this
and they did
social games are supposed to be social

tho its a shame game chat is gone becasue that made interactions like that a lot easier

[fervent ridge]

that level 809 player I saw was wearing a purple alien outfit

[little vortex]

this is so true, most of the time if I’m nice to a griefer, they end up leaving me alone or wanting to play together

the unresponsive one tht ignore messages r the scary ones

[fervent ridge]

is it basic of me to get the elegy retro custom just to make it become the nissan skyline

[little vortex]

Maybe, but it’s a classic for a reason so do it anyway

[compact tendon]

neeeeever befriend griefers, prison rules, if you befriend someone tha is actively causing you grief in game, then you gonna be their bitch, meet them head on, might makes right

[prisma turtle]

or the ones that camp on you for 2h while you‘re in a building

but the most annoying ones are the ones talking

[compact tendon]

"I need that 4k bounty!"

[prisma turtle]

like
sybau 💀

[prime terrace]

Yes #🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4

[tropic bronze]

they're fun to bait

[compact tendon]

we actually just go griefed in mid mission, that was special, Series A Weed, cleared everything out, had the guys in the bensons ready to go in tunnel, but it wont trigger til both lookouts are in technical troll decided to drive around and start stop and never let other guy in, did this for 10 minutes

[little vortex]

Lmao some random camped outside my hanger for like 45 mins, sending me texts to come outside. Whole time I was just trying to customize my raiju

[compact tendon]

so, once he finally destroyed technical, we got in same free roam, i killed him for the next 10 minutes

never take shit from a griefer, and never enable their behavior

[noble ruin]

reminds me of that whack character that was Tbag's bitch in prison break

the one who holds his pocket

[noble ruin]

dude needs his 2k to buy snacks

[little vortex]

Damn there’s levels to this griefing shit wtf 😂 mfs just leave my missions, not ts

[compact tendon]

never underestimate a videogame players ability to be a raging douche

if someone gets their little pin dick hard by causing annoyance to someone else, then assume they will do it all day

now, that is pure douchebaggery griefing, but this guy right now is trolling the lobby, but playing the long game, and its hilarious

some guy, dont know who it is, well, you know the HSW time trial this week? its a short 1 minute sprint from the beach to the sticks

on the last turn to get to checkpoint, he has his sparrow just parked there in the way

turn the corner BAM

i cant even be mad at that, thats hilarious

[prisma turtle]

best example of a raging player texts you there @little vortex

[tropic bronze]

...or when you're in an lsc, someone comes up while you're in there and a short while later you hear the plip plip plips

[compact tendon]

JFC nvm, stupid server bot....

[prisma turtle]

plip plip fshhhh 💥

[noble ruin]

more like tin tin tin ...

[frank carbon]

Exactly I've got 2 in the game lmao

I've got a realistic attack and a realistic absolut

Love driving both

But man is it slow

The no clutch kick thing it has

[velvet lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-bird-rain-beautiful-gif-18429868

[frank carbon]

Aswell as some mustangs like the Ellie and dominator GTX, aswell as the jester classic, a80 supra are horrid

[velvet lodge]

really

[frank carbon]

It's such a shame, makes amazing cars so bad

[velvet lodge]

idek what we're talking about tbf

but you're right

[prisma turtle]

@little vortex should I buy a Jesko?

[amber blaze]

1:1

[prisma turtle]

what

[knotty zealot]

@prisma turtle I know how to do solo lobby on rdr2 online

[prisma turtle]

how lol

[knotty zealot]

Change your mtu settings to 800

Press start on the WiFi or provider you're on advanced settings mtu manual Change that to 800 then test connection

[fervent ridge]

Which pegassi vehicle resembles the Aventador?

[prisma turtle]

none I think
there isnt really an Aventador

you could try the Oppressor MKII

[tropic bronze]

the closest (and really not that much) would be the tempesta
which happens to be on sale this week

[fervent ridge]

yeah I bought yesterday once the discount was live, was looking at pics of the aventador and was trying to compare the two

[prime terrace]

[tropic bronze]

tempesta's a very nice car to drive tho
and still competitive if you're good in non-hsw super races with lots of corners

[minor star]

man I got scammed

[prisma turtle]

how

[minor star]

My nightclub was at 1.7m so I sold it, after selling it showed transaction failed restart the game and smthn like that. I did and I didn't get my 1.6m cut + it showed my cargo shipment capacity is 0/50 which was full

now it's value is 1.2m

[velvet lodge]

i got scammed too

9 years ago

on rocket league

i've never experienced a more dark day than that

https://tenor.com/view/angry-bird-злая-птица-gif-11035121084204696939

[compact tendon]

you and that fucking owl is KILLING me

[velvet lodge]

its a shoebill

i learned about it's existence about 3 days ago or so

its terrifying

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-gif-25691110

[prisma turtle]

owl

[prisma turtle]

its pretty cute if you ask me

[velvet lodge]

not a thought behind those eyes

[minor star]

Bruh ain't no way to fix ts 🙏

Lost 500k without any reason

[neon solstice]

Contact rockstar support, they'll probably just give you money

[versed trellis]

"Yo dawg, heard you like driving on the open roads of LS and Blaine County"

That one suddenly swerving NPC:

[stuck isle]

Hello. I have a question please. As a solo player that has the kasotka, sparrow, coke lockup, acid lab, hangar, bunker, nightvlub, i have now like 6 million. What is it recomended to buy? I was thinking about the oppresor and the terrabyte.

[languid bison]

Best way to find carmeets? Like i cant find any

[prisma turtle]

to blow them up?
ew

[minor star]

grind more and get the terrobyte and oppressor. Oppressor will help a lot in grinding businesses and also buy the garment factory to get the mastercontrol at ur terrobyte

[languid bison]

No

To be in them 😁

[prisma turtle]

arent you a griefer?

[languid bison]

Who me never

[stuck isle]

thanks, the new car wash is good?

[prisma turtle]

yeah yeah…
never

[languid bison]

Bro

Just tell me pls

Im not going to grief

On my dog

[prisma turtle]

I dont even know spots to get to car meets

[languid bison]

Oh damm

[frank carbon]

Yeah it's nice

But you can't clutch kick

Yk when you tap the hand brake right as ur about to switch gears and it revs up and u get hella speed

[minor star]

well yeah for the counterfeit cash business it sure is. The sell value of cash at max capacity with all upgrades is ~370K after buying the car wash it becomes ~500k so def go for it too

[frank carbon]

You can't do that with it

[prisma turtle]

ew

[prisma turtle]

yeah I do that pretty often

[frank carbon]

If u try it in the jesko it just stops

It just loses all power

[stuck isle]

yea but for example the mc bussineses have multiple delivery vehicles and if i am in a public sesion for the bonus, 99% of time griefers destory my product

[frank carbon]

You must be getting some bad lobbies then

[minor star]

well then maybe sacrifice the high demand bonus and just sell in invite only.

[velvet lodge]

get the appropriate businesses for the nightclub, i can send a sheet with recommendations to buy if you want

[prisma turtle]

✨ Nightclub Shopping List ✨

• Nightclub (Downtown Vinewood (best location for all sell missions imo)), 1.67m
• Second DJ (needed for filling up popularity bar), 100k
• Nightclub Equipment Upgrade, 1.43m
• Staff Upgrade, 475k
• Security Upgrade, 695k
• Storage Floor 5, 1.7m
• Extra Garage (Optional), 450k
• All Technicians, around 1m
• Pounder Custom (Vehicle), 320k

Nightclub Total 💀:
7.88m, 7.43m w/o garage

• Cash, 845k
• Meth, 910k
• Coke, 975k
• Bunker, 1.17m
• CEO Office with Crate Warehouse, 1.25m (OR Hangar, 1.2m)
  NO UPGRADES NEEDED

around 5.2m

-# Businesses have to run for the technicians to fill the nightclub warehouse. No supplies or product needed.

Cost all together
around 14m (w garage)

[minor star]

yeah that too need those too

[stuck isle]

yes please, thank youboth

[prisma turtle]

fuck I wanted to send the link

my bad people

[versed trellis]

You are going to need both anyway. And to make full use of the Terrorbyte, you are going to need the Nightclub

[prisma turtle]

no to make full use of the terrorbyte you are going to need the Garment Factory

[compact tendon]

yes

thats the "I blow up CEO cargo for the lulz" guy

[prisma turtle]

ah

such people are disgusting

[compact tendon]

@prisma turtle this is where he started the other night

little bit further down he bragging about killing cargo for 2k

[noble ruin]

blowing up a car meet and blowing up 10hours worth of cargo ain't the same thing

you lose like 1 min and you rerequest your car , on the other hand you lose hours and hours of grinding for an idiot to mess it up

so there are levels of griefing

[prisma turtle]

I am the kind of
you piss me off
you on my list

[noble ruin]

i'm the kind that if you grief or kill me while i'm messing around idc , if you do it two times i might kill you 3 and then leave ; but if you mess up with my shit and business i'll mess you up

[velvet lodge]

top 10 coldest things said in #🚔┃gta-discussion ever since @near kite went quiet

[prisma turtle]

I like trolling people
and if that ends up in my Arena War car with EMP Mines to get blown up, I am PISSED.

I once trolled some people by repeatedly emping them while driving after me

that guy got out, pulled an RPG

[near kite]

I'm scared now

[prisma turtle]

?afk who lives in a pineapple under the sea

[fallow mural]

@prisma turtle I set your AFK: who lives in a pineapple under the sea

[quaint sinew]

Does anyone know exactly how much 1 grab of weed gives (I.e 1 single press of the button, not the entire table)

[minor star]

way too specific man

[quaint sinew]

I forgot to add % 🥲

(Bag carry %)

[minor star]

well 1 stack of weed fills up ur bag by 37.5% and has a value of around 130000 so 1% will give u around 3467

@neon solstice thanks a lot man I did contact rockstar support and they gave me 1.1m (I had only lost 500k) 🙏

[fervent ridge]

is the ultralight worth getting

[minor star]

well for fun purpose anything is worth getting

[fervent ridge]

true

[sinful dew]

hello

[prisma turtle]

gday

[sinful dew]

how you doing

anyone free rn

[little vortex]

Yess

[prisma turtle]

alright gimme a sharkcard and I‘ll buy it 😅

[little vortex]

lol hell yeah, bunch of gta cars u just have to let sit in the garage and stare at bc driving is a nightmare

[little vortex]

[prisma turtle]

I want to drive

I buy a car to drive

[prisma turtle]

meanwhile my ideas of showcars falling apart

[frank carbon]

Imagine driving a car

Bruh

All my homies watch the car from a distance

[prisma turtle]

driving is best feeling

the jesko is a horror ingame though

[frank carbon]

It's odd

[prisma turtle]

my R8 catched up to an HSW Jesko

[frank carbon]

I sold my r8

[little vortex]

Hey, I never said race it

U said cool cars, not driveable

[prisma turtle]

I can tell ya
the headlights look worse than the taillights, but I like seeing the headlights in my rear view

[prisma turtle]

and meanwhile hearing that V10 screaming gives me chills

[little vortex]

Gosh I haven’t played gta in weeks now all this car talk is gonna make me get back online

[prisma turtle]

with mors it‘s mutual

[little vortex]

Fuck them, someone blew up my car while I was in the casino and I still had to pay

[prisma turtle]

how 💀

[little vortex]

money hungry bastards

[prisma turtle]

yk whats stupid?

[little vortex]

Idk :((

[little vortex]

Wat

[prisma turtle]

fuck forgot

[fervent ridge]

the drift tampa is really...drifty...

[prisma turtle]

me on the attempt on doing one race
with no one joining

[fervent ridge]

btw is the stx usable on missions even after I equip the guns on it

[prisma turtle]

yes

@little vortex I‘ll film an ASMR vid now

would you rather see a Widebody 10F or a 10F

[little vortex]

widebody

[prisma turtle]

Alr on it

[shell minnow]

Just got up to 2 mil

Dropped 1.45 on Nightclub upgrade

[little vortex]

Best investment of ur gta life

[prisma turtle]

I just avoided an MKII by yeeting my car off a cliff

[versed valley]

nice strategy

mors mutual will take care of it

[prisma turtle]

real

[fervent ridge]

goated insurance

[versed valley]

and if you spent a few millions getting document forgery and reduced fees upgrade in salvage yard, you'll be paying only 5K instead of a whopping 10K

sounds like a bargain, huh?
after claiming destroyed cars for an entire year you may break even

[gilded mortar]

I want help with my gta online account. I have a agency, kosatka sparrow, last dose fast car, counterfeit cash factory, clubhouse and a bunker. Would it be dumb if i grinded cayo runs solo (thats how i do them cuz i dont like agency vip contract idk why i bought the agency) and buy a nightclub, get passive incomeand get more techs, a cocaine lock-up, a warehouse and get more money that way?

[noble ruin]

depends on your goals

[prisma turtle]

no fucking way

[versed valley]

doing agency contract is also good, you should alternate between cayo and dre jobs

[prisma turtle]

I accidentally deleted my most favorite car in this game

[noble ruin]

you're rich buy another

[prisma turtle]

NOO

you cant imagine how much fun I had with that car

[versed valley]

how tf do you "delete" a car??

[noble ruin]

yeah im confused

[prisma turtle]

by buying a car, putting it in a full garage and seleting the car you want to delete

[noble ruin]

never done that

[versed valley]

oh, that one, so dumb...

buy it again then!

[prisma turtle]

fuck you drift tampa
my R8 Widebody was everything for me

[versed valley]

it did happen to me once, when I was a rookie a couple of months into the game, but I learnt since then

[prisma turtle]

it happened to me because I wasnt cautious when collecting the prize ride

[versed valley]

Karin everon is 40% off this week, so I finally got it for my redneck character!

I wouldn't even bother getting the prize ride this week, who wants that fucking car?

[prisma turtle]

LLKB43

[versed valley]

are you doing drift races?

[prisma turtle]

@noble ruin the thing about that car is
the R8 Widebody was the first ever car I bought 😭

[fervent ridge]

I only got it cuz of the looks ngl

[noble ruin]

yeah that gotta suck but shit happens buy another , make new memos with it

[orchid root]

is it intentional that you cant react in the cotw yet?

[prisma turtle]

no I‘m going to copy the exact car I had before

[noble ruin]

that's what i meant

man fuck this slow ass level grinding

[prisma turtle]

lvl 70

[noble ruin]

triple xp friday my ass

[prisma turtle]

I dont even have enough money to get a new R8

[orchid root]

;-;

[noble ruin]

one cayo , collect safes money , and sell sthg

[prisma turtle]

you dont get how much worth I lost

[noble ruin]

5M ?

[gilded mortar]

I dont like running from the police (thats why i hate the 4 star police in the dr dre contract), but i like passive income and chill heists like cayo. My goals are prob have like enough money to enjoy the game to its fullest (which in pov is cool cars/vehicles and the ability to troll my friends which are like 150 lvl above me)

[prisma turtle]

memories

[orchid root]

you can still make like 2-3 mil in 2-3 hours

[noble ruin]

yeah the past is an illusion

[orchid root]

just go underground 💀

[prisma turtle]

incorrect
reality is an illusion

[orchid root]

reality is relative*

[noble ruin]

alternate between cayo , dre , passively fill your warehouses using the techs , is suggest grind the hangar cuz it pays 4.2M in public lobbies when full and ive talked about its perrks and buffs in 2025 previously , sell your passives and do some deliveries from time to time , i made about 140M that way in about a month

[noble ruin]

the present moment is all you've ever got

[versed valley]

spot on

[orchid root]

i also fill my meth, coke and cash for if i get bored of the monotony

[noble ruin]

yeah that's what i meant by sell your passives

i do that too

[orchid root]

ah gotcha

ima be terribly honest, the heat system fills up too quick ;-;

[chilly kestrel]

I have done everything including the criminal mastermind on Xbox but for some before GTA 6 releases I have the goal to beat every previous game
Including online and I'd also like to get as many playstation trophies this time
One of them just so happens to be spend 8 million on vehicles from the OG Heists what still holds up till this day what do people recommend

[orchid root]

just buy the luxor deluxe

[versed valley]

meth, coke and weed, I always sell via street dealers, much faster and you get more money if you sell them by the order of each day, each dealer will give you top price for a certain product, so if you first sell those and only then, if still have more, to others, you make most out of it

[noble ruin]

imagine you can transfer all your money from gta5's character to gta 6's

[orchid root]

would be terrible 💀

i really want them to just revamp gta6's online

[prisma turtle]

I lost 2.4m

but I got my baby back

[noble ruin]

reborn R8

[orchid root]

shucks, rockstar always holding babies ransom until you buy shark cards

[prisma turtle]

wdym

[noble ruin]

never

[orchid root]

you spent 2.4mil on shark cards to get your baby back from rockstar

silly

they must be gaslighting you too

[prisma turtle]

no
I accidentally deleted it
fuck rockstar for that feature
and I then almost started sobbing

[orchid root]

tu che

[prisma turtle]

touché*

[orchid root]

ik, i misspell it on purpose

i do the same with surw

[fervent ridge]

Ngl I have been to about 5 public lobbies now, so far not a lot of chaos yet

[prisma turtle]

have you seen that one Audi RS3 advertisement?

[orchid root]

key word there, yet.

especially on PC lol

[fervent ridge]

Exactly

[prisma turtle]

I‘ll now lock this car into a garage I cant get to that easy

[noble ruin]

until a broomstick hovers over you

[noble ruin]

the one from 10 years ago ?

[noble ruin]

facility

[fervent ridge]

Funnily enough, I have yet to see someone use that

[prisma turtle]

idk

[prisma turtle]

no there I have military collection

[noble ruin]

i like the office's animation

[prisma turtle]

I put it into my Arena Garage 2

[prisma turtle]

so the inputs needed to delete it are way more

[prisma turtle]

is there a way to glitch it into my kosatka?
if yes I need that

[keen knoll]

The nightclub is an infinite source of income that allows you to only profit as long as you don’t pay the only expense which by the way is optional. I don’t own the kosatka but you should still be able to profit solo even if you gotta keep paying a setup fee every time.

As far as the agency goes, nothing about it interests me so I opted not to get it either. Good news is your options open up a bit and it might be fun to do. Next time I’d just recommend you do your own research and see if it’s something you want.

[edgy dew]

Daum

[prisma turtle]

theres an expense in nightclub?

[noble ruin]

he means the upgrades

[prisma turtle]

he said optional

[noble ruin]

for him it is

as he likes to operate

at no additional costs

the way i see it time is money

and i gotta get that gt3 rs

[prisma turtle]

there‘s a GT3RS ingame?

[gilded mortar]

Ill prob just start with the night club. Then get 2 techs get them for my counterfeit cash factory and bunker. Then ill get the cocaine lock-up and the 3rd tech

[noble ruin]

yeah

the pfister comet S2

i had it custom

[gilded mortar]

I also have to work on the 10 fooligan missions to upgrade my acid lab. Ill do them on the downtime of muy kosatka

[prisma turtle]

I want my money and my old R8 back

[noble ruin]

your old R8 is gone , but you can make the money back

money makes all sadness go away

[prisma turtle]

I got 150k

time for a ride in my Bugatti then.

[keen knoll]

Paying to swap DJs is optional

[prisma turtle]

oh thsts what you mean

[prisma turtle]

@noble ruin I got the feeling the nightclub exists for accidents

[minor star]

Wait I don't remember a mission in Dr. Dre in which we get 4 star wanted lvl?

[noble ruin]

you made your money back ?

[compact tendon]

now that was the funniest saving Avi i have done

doing pac setup, of COURSE everyone gets in their own cars and races to the seasharks

i go get chopper

island clear before they get there

dude gets avi, gets him in boat and takes off

i tell him to bring him to me, he does, both other guys jump in, so its me +3 in chopper and avi is outside

we sit there for 4 minutes while they decide who is odd man out

[noble ruin]

[prisma turtle]

no
not yet

[minor star]

I sold my nightclub today, Cash, Coke, Meth, Cargo and Bunker full with sum little amount of Documents and weed which I got thru Yohan's mission, got sold for 1.7M and received 1.6m after Tony's cut well smthn terrible also happened with me didn't get the full payout but Rockstar support ended up giving me 600k more so in mu case I got 2.2m

[prisma turtle]

@compact tendon can you make me a quick guide on how to source hangar consecutively

[compact tendon]

like no downtime?

[noble ruin]

is there a different way on ps5 ?

[prisma turtle]

yeah

[prisma turtle]

no he explained it once but idk what yellow and such stuff means

[compact tendon]

yeah i'll cook you up one in a few

and DM it since this servers bot hates pictures and lists and anythign fun because they think its gonna take away from DBGG's shine

[noble ruin]

@prisma turtle i use only two ways , either source the two from tier 1 and alternate then sell the first at 35% then continue filling up the second or i source the same type

[compact tendon]

thats a good way to do it, mine is likely more efficient, but would require a tad more work

[prisma turtle]

so only tier 1 until both are 25, then sell one of them and keep going for the other?

[amber blaze]

you mean like no cooldown ?

[prisma turtle]

yeah

[amber blaze]

just do b2b with someone and you wont have cooldown

[noble ruin]

u can also quit to main menu

[amber blaze]

yeah you can do that as well

[noble ruin]

yeah in the end i get 4.2M + i think 1.6 from the first 25 crates

[minor star]

by selling in public right?

[noble ruin]

but doing it with someone helps so much

[amber blaze]

yeah

[noble ruin]

yeah , i sell 3 things in public : nc , hangar , and bunker

risky but worth it

[amber blaze]

does that include the bonus as well ?

with hangar

[noble ruin]

yeah that includes the bonus

4.2 M if full lobby

[prisma turtle]

do you think its worth having 4 ppl ppl if only 2 ppl do work?

[amber blaze]

4 fs

you get 4 crates

for each person

wait

no

4 in the lobby and 2 can do work

[noble ruin]

you get 4 crates you're lucky if u get 4 ppl lol

[amber blaze]

you still get 4 crates

[prisma turtle]

no I mesn

I got 4 ppl

[noble ruin]

yeah

[prisma turtle]

but only I and another guy work

[noble ruin]

i do that with randoms

[amber blaze]

yeah

you still get 4 crates if you have 4 people in the same ceo

[noble ruin]

also hangar crates cant be destroyed nor they blip on the radar

[amber blaze]

but only one can carry one stock

[prisma turtle]

but is it worth it?

[noble ruin]

it is

[prisma turtle]

okay ig

[amber blaze]

i mean you won't waste time setting up missions so yh

[compact tendon]

ok, had to talk to amazon, lemme write you up one

[amber blaze]

my cargo is probably full of dust since i last sourced it in like feb

and it's full

[prisma turtle]

I‘ll get rid of all my useless stuff I got

[amber blaze]

like ?

[prisma turtle]

I got 4 narcotics and

[amber blaze]

narcs are the best tho ?

[prisma turtle]

2 counterfeit things

[amber blaze]

oh yeah then get rid of it

[prisma turtle]

@compact tendon you think source that?
or get rid

[noble ruin]

i wish rooster sources whatever type you want him to

[prisma turtle]

true

[amber blaze]

you have to sell to get rid of that

[prisma turtle]

passive money

[prisma turtle]

No I mean source it or sell it

because thats I think the one that gives 5% bonus every 5 crates

[amber blaze]

no only source narcs and medical suplies

they give you 25%

[prisma turtle]

I am trying to do two which are good

[amber blaze]

wdym ?

[compact tendon]

i LOATHE this server's bot

[noble ruin]

just write a paragraph

[prisma turtle]

me too
just send in dm ig 😭

[noble ruin]

i wanna see the method too

[amber blaze]

@prisma turtle

oh shi

you cant post images here

[noble ruin]

i prefer the one i use atm but i wanna see other options

[compact tendon]

what stupid spaghetti code nitwit in charge of this decided to nix being able to use dashes to clea nup shit?

[amber blaze]

@prisma turtle check dm's

[compact tendon]

"sell for now, only because they'd take up space til u get to 45/5

[prisma turtle]

source narcotics medics or chemics until 10 and animals art and jewellery until 10, sell 10 a/a/j, always do 10 of both and when you reach 10 a/a/j, sell 10 a/a/j
always do 10 of each
when you reach 40 n/m/c, replace the a/a/j by tobacco or counterfeit, do this until 45:5, sell 5 t/c, and source remaining 5 n/m/c

[noble ruin]

bruh that made me a headache

[amber blaze]

me too

[compact tendon]

the list is better, she had to doofus it up for this servers bot

[amber blaze]

just source narcs gng

[noble ruin]

how much you make from this

[compact tendon]

more than doing 25/25/sell then 50 sell

[noble ruin]

but longer time

[compact tendon]

its more sales, more bonuses

not really, it is powerfully easy to do the hangar sales

[prisma turtle]

honestly who cares
more than 4m

[noble ruin]

i meant the sourcing

[compact tendon]

sourcing takes less than 2 minutes homie

[noble ruin]

but the 70% from 1 tier

[compact tendon]

pick the oppressor, sea sparrow or raiju

[noble ruin]

why tobacco

this messes up the bonus system

[compact tendon]

no it doesnt

it builds to it

[amber blaze]

gng just source narcs or chems ain't that big of deal

[prisma turtle]

if you vet good ppl

[compact tendon]

you are banking the 70% bonus for the end

[noble ruin]

ngl ill try the method and see which feels better

[prisma turtle]

4.2m

[amber blaze]

nah you just needs raiju

[compact tendon]

the last sale is always going to be a 70% sale

[prisma turtle]

I got raiju

[noble ruin]

3 average , i doo hangar too much

[amber blaze]

well good for you then

[noble ruin]

i even fast travel

[prisma turtle]

I got the worst sale mission for the 5 crate thing

[compact tendon]

this is making extra money hand over fist while building to that 70% 50 sale

[amber blaze]

you doing this for the carrer progress @prisma turtle ?

[prisma turtle]

no
money

[amber blaze]

aah

[noble ruin]

hangar career is sell 50M worth of cargo and sell 1000 crates in tier 4

[compact tendon]

<shudder> yup

the 50 mil is easy as fuck on hangar

the 1000...not so much

[noble ruin]

yeah like 10 sales or 11

[amber blaze]

yeah but when you convert it to how much you need to do it, it kind of sounds easy

[compact tendon]

"throw a touchdown pass to win the super bowl" sounds easy

[prisma turtle]

I need to learn that

[amber blaze]

gng don't overcomplicate it lol make it sound easy

[noble ruin]

theres also a method to pick the crate and tp , but im too lazy

[amber blaze]

isn't that job teleport or sum ?

[prisma turtle]

I need to learn that too

[prisma turtle]

prolly

[noble ruin]

i fear the bots

[compact tendon]

now if you do my way with multipel people? it will of course go faster

[amber blaze]

where you pick certain spots around map

[noble ruin]

so i wont mention it here xD

[compact tendon]

solo? its still very easy and quick

[noble ruin]

no that's when u have nothing to pick up

i meant when you actually have the crate

you cant use jobs

but there are other methods

[amber blaze]

oh well never done it so...

[noble ruin]

mee too , i know it tho

sound too much work for me

plus i dont mind watching sthg and grinding the hangar

the thing is doing cayo / casino is fun with the right ppl but then again it requires some focus and sometimes u feel like making money and doing other things at the same time , and that cant be done with heists

that's where the other businesses come in handy

[amber blaze]

I mean it's fun to do heist with almost everyone who knows how to press WASD and can communicate not like other people when you tell them nice they should or shouldnt do this or that and they wont listen

[minor star]

yeah once had a rly annoying experience with someone while doing cayo, can't forget that day, it was terrible

[noble ruin]

yeah it feels good to not be forced to communicate

[prisma turtle]

does the cooldown also reset when changing lobby?

[amber blaze]

i dont think so

[minor star]

for hangar?

[noble ruin]

hangar ?

[prisma turtle]

oui

[noble ruin]

you need to quit to main menu and rejoin

[minor star]

for hangar it doesn't

[noble ruin]

not just change lobbies

[prisma turtle]

fuck

[amber blaze]

just do b2b

[noble ruin]

i mean 40 s for inv lobby

[minor star]

it would've been much easier if changing lobbies could reset the countdown

[amber blaze]

yeah but R* wouldn't be that nice would they

[minor star]

exactly

[prisma turtle]

I dont want to 😭

[noble ruin]

if money making was made easier they wouldnt sell their fishcards

[compact tendon]

sadly, like real life, making money is piss easy once you have a lot of it

[amber blaze]

yeah that's also why they don't want to fix their game

[amber blaze]

yeah but i doubt you would get 50k for shooting someone

[prisma turtle]

exactly

and I like money

but I dont have any of it

[compact tendon]

meanwhile i'd happily trade 100mil for 35mil on the OG heists 😂

[prisma turtle]

wdym