🚔┃gta-discussion

[prisma turtle]

gus fring was cool

and his death too

[austere elk]

Bro

[prisma turtle]

reminded me of two face from the dark knight

[austere elk]

Maybe put spoiler gr

[prisma turtle]

OH

[noble ruin]

harvey dent

[prisma turtle]

harvey had a lot of dents in his brain after the rachel incident

[noble ruin]

that girl is on every superhero movie

spiderman , batman

[prisma turtle]

the same actor? 😭

[noble ruin]

no jk

the actress on dark knight is better

[prisma turtle]

dark knight is such a good movie

joker‘s like my favorite character in all of dc

and thats the best actor for him

[noble ruin]

indeed

bruce wayne's actor is also the best but not the best batman

[prisma turtle]

christian bale

aka the sigma meme

[austere elk]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-christian-bale-american-psycho-gif-25681297

Movie was lowkey ass

[prisma turtle]

what movie even is thst

american psycho?

[austere elk]

Yes

[prisma turtle]

I was going to watch that

[austere elk]

Watch

[noble ruin]

american psycho is ass you jk right ?

[austere elk]

Its nkt that good

[edgy dew]

Tu tu tu

[fervent ridge]

Hmm I suppose I could buy either a hangar or autoshop

[somber adder]

I personally like auto shop more

But hangar is nice if you like piloting jets

[edgy dew]

U think huh

[somber adder]

?

[edgy dew]

Jel razumes?

[prisma turtle]

I dont like piloting jets
I like drifting them.

[prisma turtle]

dude can you stop throwing foreign languages around

[somber adder]

I like flying them backwards

[prisma turtle]

so you‘re one of those

[somber adder]

?

[prisma turtle]

one of those with those insane backwards flying clips

[edgy dew]

Someone Is mad

[prisma turtle]

no its annoying

[edgy dew]

U think

I thought she understand but yea

[prisma turtle]

what makes you think that

[fervent ridge]

Ngl I did think of getting it so I could get discounts on customising cars

[prisma turtle]

I bought it

when I was lvl 40

only reason was

I wanted to customize my 10F FULLY

because below lvl 100 I think you dont have all the tuning options

and the autoshop gives you access

[edgy dew]

There wqs smt in Her name

[prisma turtle]

thats chinese or smth

[edgy dew]

Or japaniese

[prisma turtle]

or korean

[edgy dew]

Yea

[tropic bronze]

It could be all three
Catgirls are universal

[fervent ridge]

Not sure whether I'm too late considering im level 134 now lol

[tropic bronze]

well unless you've done various other stuff even if you're >100 there's paint that you haven't unlocked

drivetrain upgrades are fully unlocked at 100

[edgy dew]

Lol

[edgy dew]

I have that car too, such a Good sound

[tropic bronze]

it's also not a joke
the exact characters differ but all three languages natives can infer the correct meaning from each other the characters- hanzi, kanji, hanja - for catgirl

make of that what you will lol

[edgy dew]

Do they meow?

Lol

[tropic bronze]

bonus fun fact, they'd only be able to understand each other written, not spoken since the pronounciation is completely different

[somber adder]

You also unlock all cosmetics and paints too

[prisma turtle]

but not all wheels

[somber adder]

True but I honestly never noticed since I just merge my cars anyway

[edgy dew]

Exacly

[tropic bronze]

ew

[prisma turtle]

@noble ruin drifting the avenger doesnt work
either its too big or the guns make it impossible

[velvet lodge]

i expected the ps4 version of gta to run at 60 fps on ps5

now i wonder why people who own a ps5 still play on the ps4 edition

[edgy dew]

Hmmm

[tropic bronze]

cos they have brokie frens

[somber adder]

Trust me just because I merge doesn't mean i put Benny's and f1 on everything. Some cars look good with LSC wheels

[novel flint]

Cause they friends still on ps4

[velvet lodge]

[tropic bronze]

[tropic bronze]

what rmap said

[stray hill]

what is the best casino approch

[summer basin]

Big con

[prisma turtle]

@noble ruin the Hydra is the best plane to drift so far
nvm the Raiju is better cuz you cant control the hydra

[summer basin]

Of course

[somber adder]

I think the big con with the vault guard outfits. I'm not too sure

[tropic bronze]

depends on crew
randums: aggressive with duggan fully done
randums who will actually follow your instructions: big con grp 6

[prisma turtle]

silent and sneaky

[tropic bronze]

sns with friends and other gtao vets

has prolly the best approaches if you bother to do them

[edgy dew]

Juki tsunoda didnt Make it to q2

😦

[edgy dew]

And its more expensive

[edgy dew]

Cap

[prisma turtle]

silent and sneaky gives access to the daily storage twice

[edgy dew]

Waste of time

[prisma turtle]

you make more money with that than with hard mode elite

more money = worth the time

[edgy dew]

Ig but like

[prisma turtle]

the hydra might be one of the fastest land vehicles

[edgy dew]

Oh

[prisma kiln]

chat does anyone else not have the gruppe 6 or bobcat security showing on the map 🥀✌️

[edgy dew]

Maybe u completed them?

[prisma kiln]

theyve never shown up

since they were released they were never on my map

[prisma turtle]

@velvet lodge do you own a Dune Buggy?

[edgy dew]

Oh

[velvet lodge]

yes

[edgy dew]

Among us

[prisma turtle]

can I buy it off you?

[velvet lodge]

sure ill lyk when im on gta

[granite heart]

can anyone host a cayo and give me like 15% or something im about to not be able to pay my mechanic 😭 😭 😭 😭

[fallow mural]

Hey @granite heart, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#☝lfg-info

[prisma turtle]

so… no

[velvet lodge]

??

[prisma turtle]

it‘ll take long for you to get online

[velvet lodge]

probably about an hour or so

just cleaning up the last trophy on among us rq

[near kite]

[velvet lodge]

oh my god hello siege

[edgy dew]

No

[wintry heron]

Is the Salvage yard worth the money?

[prisma turtle]

no
only during weeks where you can get your hands on cars

[wintry heron]

What about auto shop , bail office n garment factory?

Or hangar

[keen knoll]

Depends on what you want from the game. I’ve never done a salvage contract but I enjoy doing the tow truck missions and it guarantees profit as long as you leave the area when the cops are called. I always take a few seconds to spawn an mk2 just in case this happens. Lose them and come back and you’d have no disruptions taking the car back. As long as you don’t pay that hospital fee blowing yourself up you profit every time.

[keen knoll]

Depends on the player. I’m not interested in those three but I find value in operating at no additional cost to myself which makes sourcing hangar stock my kinda thing. I enjoy doing it which not a lot of people are. You gotta do what’s best for you.

[wintry heron]

Mostly just looking for money to work my way up to own all business, cause currently I have the facility, agency, ceo office, kosatka, arcade , nightclub so I’m just trying to buy the ones that will help progress in making money and then further down the line buy the rest

[keen knoll]

I don’t know how much the salvage contracts pay and I definitely don’t think you’d be interested in the hangar given your style. From what I hear, the Union Depository is at least decent but you gotta reroll the auto shop contracts a few times. Garment factory missions are said to be fun but they also said they don’t really pay well. Bail office has you do bounty work with one special target every however long but I don’t know the exact numbers in terms of how long or how much extra you get paid.

[wintry heron]

I’ve done the hangar before when I used to play on Xbox, I did enjoy it , my playstyle is anything really , i dont get bored or frustrated easily

[keen knoll]

You said your goal was money and paying Rooster just adds unnecessary expenses. I guess if you enjoy doing the work you’d open up another door for yourself.

[wintry heron]

Roosters the guy in the hanger right

[versed valley]

reroll you mean starting any contract then calling sessanta to cancel it and rinse and repeat until you get the union depository?

[keen knoll]

Yeah I believe that’s how it works. I’m not sure I used the right words but that’s the idea.

[keen knoll]

Yes that’s right. You can pay him to do some of the work for you but like I said, I value not being required to pay anything to operate.

[wintry heron]

Yeah I’d rather just source the cargo myself so I’m not losing out on money tbh

[versed valley]

I'm telling you guys, doing a time trial while having a wanted level hits in a different way!

[somber adder]

Is it extremely difficult and how many stars

[keen knoll]

You and me both. I never pay for anything I can do for free but that's where the styles differ. You can obviously pay them to do it for you which gives you the time to do heists or whatever. The time it takes to do one thing can be better spent on something else. Which may indeed be true but a lot of those things will require some payment upfront. A valid style - just not my style.

[prisma turtle]

crashes, flies off bike, dies

[versed valley]

nope, first attempt, this week's time trial is an easy one

[tropic bronze]

i treat gaming much as i do irl
time is money

if money gives me worthwhile time, i'll take it
at the most simplistic level that most can understand, i have a cleaner, robovacs etc so i can shitpost or actually do stuff that matters rather than be cleaning
on the other hand i don't have a cook or order out often becasue i like cooking

most of what you've posted seems to boil down to 'i like making life harder for myelf'

[versed valley]

it's just more interesting with cops trying to cut you off

[magic geyser]

Is it possible to get any other police outfit in GTA Online

I have the two rockstar gave us

[tropic bronze]

not yet
who knows when they'll unblacklist the regular cop outfit

[fervent ridge]

hmm anyone knows which vehicle resembles dom's charger in fast and furious

[prisma turtle]

Beater Dukes

san andreas superautos

[tropic bronze]

or regular dukes
free

[prisma turtle]

regular dukes aint free

duke o death is free

[tropic bronze]

to erturning players it is and all pc players get returning player bonus now

dunno about which platform you're on

[fervent ridge]

the imponte dukes on southern san andreas superautos?

[tropic bronze]

yis

i had to heli shoot kinda a cringe recreation of the dominic and brian separation scene in gtao and th dukes is what my 'director' used

well i didn't have to
was helpin

side note, that's many of the things I LOVE about the rockstar editor
you can send other ppl your raw clips and they can re-edit it to their heart's content

i really hope they put it on steroids for VI

[prisma turtle]

that wokrs?

[tropic bronze]

yeah we used to do that all the time
i was the best heli pilot in the crew so i would act as tracking camera
i was also the best video editor in terms of chaining camera motion etc so I'd do the 'master' edit for the video but they could have the clips to shoot their own stills, do tiktok edits, etcetc

in theory ppl like cuckler could just upload their r* editor clips and projects for other ppl to re-edit

[compact tendon]

yes, it is the 2nd best passive safe in the game

[magic geyser]

It's the most annoying thing on earth

[noble ruin]

if you salvage one car per 48 mins how much u get in the safe ? i forgot the numbers

[compact tendon]

yeah, you gotta build it up, but 24k every 48 minutes passve? to go along with what you salvage? its 80k~ish every 48 minutes for 2 deliveries,

[noble ruin]

24 k and u can salvage max 2 cars right ?

[compact tendon]

yup

[noble ruin]

means to get 24k passively u need 2 cars

plus the money you get from the cars

[magic geyser]

Sup crim

[compact tendon]

yo

[magic geyser]

How are ya

[compact tendon]

doin good

[magic geyser]

That's good

[tropic bronze]

the salvages you do adds to the 'popularity' meter that keeps the safe going at max yield at 24k/48 mins
basically after you maxed it if you do one salvage job per 48 in game minutes it will keep going at 24k/game day
if you stop doing it, it starts winding down

the kicker ofc is that the meter isn't visible in-game

[noble ruin]

yeah i was about to ask that

cuz i dont recognize seeing it

[fervent ridge]

hmm the main thing a hangar needs is the workshop and living quarters?

[tropic bronze]

yis

[fervent ridge]

jeez 3.4mil for the one in fort zancudo with both of those things

[prisma turtle]

pocket change

(I dont even have that much rn)

[fervent ridge]

ngl I might want to skip on the living quarters.. (ive got 11mil rn)

[tropic bronze]

you could always jt there for sho

[noble ruin]

what bunker do you have

[fervent ridge]

Chumash

[noble ruin]

if you have chumash you can set ur spawn there and fly 30 seconds to the hangar

and skip the living quarters for now

but in the future is worth it

[noble ruin]

assuming you have a flying vehicle

[noble ruin]

i spent 2M yesterday to relocate 2 of my 5 ceo warehouses , and i sold one before relocating so i made it even

[noble ruin]

if you do 1 hangar sale u grind 50 crates of the same tier 1 , with 70% bonus and a public sell lobby u get 4.2 M youll repay it in one sell , it's better to do with friends , but still is doable solo , 3-4 hours to fill it , i do this thing where i join a public lobby and invite ppl in my ceo , so i can source 2-4 crates , also hangar is buffed in a good way *3 pay compared to 3 years ago , and with the higgins heli tours 10% bonus , and its sale missions are made easier with the land option , u get one vehicle to deliver or a trailer that u attach to a truck ( phantom for example ) also the land source missions are pretty easy , in exception for the sea one where you use the avisa , but basically u can destro the trailers , or truck when sourcing and pick the crate with your mk2 / sparrow , the average time for a mission is 3 mins

[prisma turtle]

so…?

[noble ruin]

the scramjet might be one of the fastest air vehicles

[fervent ridge]

I got the oppressor

[wintry heron]

I’ve heard people mention u can get free cars from it, is that true?

[fervent ridge]

Solo takes 3-4hr to fill up?

[noble ruin]

b2b land missions yeah , if u also use rooster to source 1-3 crates per 48 mins it can be faster but the con to that is that it'll mess up the bonus system as he will source random crates and not only the tier 1

[keen knoll]

Not even living quarters if you kinda have to rely on travel time like I do. It’s convenient to just spawn somewhere but for my needs, the longer I spend traveling, it eats into my 48 minutes which is exactly what I want.

[compact tendon]

not reliable enough for that to matter, you can claim a robbery once in a blue moon but its still an awesoem business to have

[noble ruin]

@compact tendon how's the career progress hunt going

[compact tendon]

46,525,690/50,000,000 Casino
10,077,570/50,000,000 Original Heist
Tier 4 of Doomsday heist

[noble ruin]

you're so close to be done with casino

[compact tendon]

yeah, i've had some hiccups the last few days or i would have already

with my luck, next week wil lbe guaranteed diamonds too 😂

[noble ruin]

i mean done : never doing it again xD

[compact tendon]

oh i'll still help folks getting money

[noble ruin]

i have a hard time finding special ceo items

so far 2/6

[compact tendon]

u can cheese it

might tak a while

but its cheesable

[noble ruin]

wym cheese it

[prisma turtle]

you mean for the warehouses?

[noble ruin]

yeah the special items : 6

[noble ruin]

some youtubers say u have to do 20 missions then each time go to ur office and it might appear ( the special item ) but idk

[compact tendon]

that sounds equal parts stupid and pointless

heres what you do: when you log off for the day, send your 5 techs out to accrue items

when you log on next day, or hours later, you get a notification that they got you product

if it doesnt say special item, close game out fast, reload, and repeat til u get special items

[noble ruin]

lemme get this straight if it doesnt say special item , send them again and then close app or close app , open send them again , and come back later ?

[compact tendon]

no, close app

see if u close app before R* saves it, its like they havent come back yet

so u can basically reroll their CEO results

[noble ruin]

i see

what are the chances of this

they also say the possibility of techs bringing back special items is slim

[compact tendon]

i mean it took me about an hour of doing it to get my last 2-3 when i did it,

the chances are basically 50/50

bunch of datamining nerds will break it down to you like "there's a 25.629% chance of getting it if lebron scored 40 tonight, and you are wearing a hoodie, you wil lget the item"

but basically you log on and either you get it, or you dont, so 50/50

[noble ruin]

the app saving or not is the tricky thing

[compact tendon]

not even

its your basic force close

[versed valley]

hi guys

[compact tendon]

yo

[noble ruin]

hi Linux

[versed valley]

I once saw one of the youtubers driving a nice red muscle car on one of his videos and it looked badass

I asked around and I think the answer was arbiter

BUT, I do remember I liked it because the rear wheels seemed to be slightly bigger than the front ones, and I'm wondering, are there any muscle classic cars in game that have this feature?

[noble ruin]

@prisma turtle might know such thing

[versed valley]

cuz I'm looking at the arbiter at the the website and it doesn't

@prisma turtle the car expert

[prisma turtle]

I dont know, I‘m not that deep into muscle cars, but I wont deny that there are no muscle cars with wider tires in the rear

if thats the question

I‘m lazy

[noble ruin]

maybe some kind of mod

you maybe can reverse image seach for the car using osint

[versed valley]

no no, it was without mod, it looked legit

[prisma turtle]

ik that the Demon 170 has wider tires in the rear

[versed valley]

but perhaps I haven't seen it properly

what the heck is the demon 170

don't give me REAL cars names, I don't know what they are in game

[noble ruin]

do you have a picture ?

[prisma turtle]

the demon 170 doesnt exist ingame
mb

[versed valley]

nope, but I'm gonna try

btw, I'm talking about classics, not new ones

[versed valley]

the closest is the gauntlet hellfire

[prisma turtle]

ah

idk

[versed valley]

I don't know, I was sure until this moment I wanted to go buy it that it was the arbiter...
and I remember being pissed off because I couldn't get it on PC until it finally happened that we get E&E on PC a few months ago and I was happy (and broke) to buy it, so I waited for a good chance

I may as well get it even if it's not having the bigger wheels in the back

AI says the Euros has staggered rear wheels, and I remember the nightshade also has it, which is a car I love (based on an old 70's Camaro

[wintry heron]

Guys if I am using the Insurgent Custom for the rescue ULP ( part 1) setup, do I have to lower the suspension?

[tropic bronze]

tulip m100
not a great car

other than that, you're looking at more old-style gasser etc cars

some ppl seem to love the vamos as an old-style muscle car which i cannot understand since it's one of the few gtao cars that actually has toe-in and negative camber that causes the car to dart in different directions

it's even been spoofed on racing fivem servers in that they've actually given it a random steering feature

[versed valley]

yeah, the tulip and vamos are great looking classics, too bad they gave them so bad performance and handling...

[tropic bronze]

the m100 isn't as terrible as the tulip and vamos but it's nothing noteworthy
the only thing about it is what you asked for, muscle with bigger tyres at back

[edgy dew]

Ik u are

[prisma turtle]

oh shut up

[edgy dew]

Never 🙂

[prisma turtle]

then I‘ll shut you up

[edgy dew]

I would like to see u try

[edgy dew]

Exacly, silent now

[little vortex]

Ur bad at flirting Marko

[velvet lodge]

lmao

[prisma turtle]

1 blocked message

[versed valley]

she'll choke you!

[edgy dew]

Ur at Bad at funny stuff

[little vortex]

Pino laughed

[edgy dew]

Lol

[edgy dew]

Paid actor

[velvet lodge]

i wish

[edgy dew]

Dont lie pino

[prisma turtle]

exactly!

[edgy dew]

U still didnt finish ur Game 😭😭😭

[velvet lodge]

does rdr1 run on 60 fps on ps5?

[versed valley]

actor maybe, paid? nah

[prisma turtle]

prolly not

[velvet lodge]

[edgy dew]

Well u dont know, i do

[little vortex]

Shh I will take my time even if gta 6 comes out before I finish

[edgy dew]

Well that will happen for sure

[edgy dew]

I see u failed at boss fights hmm

[prisma turtle]

GTA VI is, in my eyes, overrated

overhyped

[edgy dew]

Yap yap

[little vortex]

All the delays has definitely died the hype down

Unfortunately, still gonna be there the millisecond it releases

[prisma turtle]

@velvet lodge funfact
you cant buy an unused mirror

[edgy dew]

Who knows what will happen in the future

[velvet lodge]

funfact, ea will ruin the pvz remaster im afraid

[little vortex]

Mainly bc now I’m old enough to where nobody can say I’m too young to play and not buy me the game, Mom 🫩

[edgy dew]

I like that game

[prisma turtle]

name a game ea hasnt ruined over time

[edgy dew]

Nfs heat

[prisma turtle]

compare nfs heat to nfs mw

[edgy dew]

The Game u didnt get crew 50 lvl

[prisma turtle]

and I mean 2005

[edgy dew]

Well i like heat

[prisma turtle]

I‘m sorry for not grinding solo 24/7

[edgy dew]

I didnt grind lol

I chesed the way

[velvet lodge]

i just know there's gonna be a fuck ton of microtransactions

[prisma turtle]

yeah yeah whatever

[velvet lodge]

skins will be in the game

[prisma turtle]

EA

[edgy dew]

Bruh

[edgy dew]

Got invited to lvl 50 crew 😂😂😂

[prisma turtle]

you buy the game
then you pay to play it
then you pay to access the main menu

[prisma turtle]

👍

[edgy dew]

U pay for multiplayer u forgot that

[edgy dew]

And i play Smart not hard

[prisma turtle]

yeah but thats completely irrelevant to the conversation rn 😭🙏

[little vortex]

He wants to show off his big boy trophies

Go, Marko!

[edgy dew]

Ugh sharon u And ur comments

[edgy dew]

Ik buttt i was talking about lvl 50 crew 🙂

[little vortex]

I’m funny right? I know, you don’t have to tell me

[edgy dew]

U have Good trophies too, lol

[edgy dew]

Idk bout that

[compact tendon]

@velvet lodge did u get RDR1 on ps4/ps5?

[velvet lodge]

uh i think there's only a ps4 edition no?

excluding ps3 ofc

[compact tendon]

yeah, but it plays on ps5

did u get it>

[velvet lodge]

its free as i pay for gta+

if its 30 fps idk if id wanna sit through that hell

[compact tendon]

how did they do the trophies? cuz no way they kept the same trophies as ps3, because those require online trophies

[velvet lodge]

let me check the ps4 list rq

[edgy dew]

Check

[velvet lodge]

idk what the ps3 list looks like but i do know on the ps4 edition they make you play that zombie dlc and get 100% on that as well for the plat

[compact tendon]

thats probalby what they traded off then

[compact tendon]

you have to reach max level online to get legend of the west

on ps3

[velvet lodge]

yeah theres no online trophies luckily on this ps4 one

[prisma turtle]

like I really care about those
like
its basically just a waste of time

[prisma turtle]

pino dont take this personally

[edgy dew]

Aw

[velvet lodge]

i dont

i get platinums to experience more games and to have a time stamp of when i was doing what

not to impress other people

[compact tendon]

that part

[edgy dew]

Same with me brother

[velvet lodge]

and yes there's definitely games i look back at as a waste of time

i dont even enjoy half of the games i plat but i dont want to play the same 3 games anymore

[compact tendon]

grand scheme, they are all time wasters, but i cant say i regret any of mine

[tropic bronze]

i'd rather not play at all and do something else rather than play a game i dont enjoy

[little vortex]

[velvet lodge]

yeah same i dont regret any either but sometimes its that burnt out feeling from gaming as a whole that makes you realize you're caring just a bit too much about a couple of pixels on your screen 😭

[compact tendon]

i ended up rage playing TLOU2 and ended up lovign it, until the end

so even though i didnt end up liking it, i wouldnt call it a waste of time

[prisma turtle]

sure

[edgy dew]

Think what u want soul les

Lol

[prisma turtle]

little attention seeker

[edgy dew]

Bs

[prisma turtle]

whatever that means

[edgy dew]

LOL

U dont know what that means

😂😂😂😂🥳

[prisma turtle]

got a problem with my brainrot knowledge?

[edgy dew]

U will Never know less

[edgy dew]

Lesson number uno ::: BS means bull shi

[prisma turtle]

so its short for 🐂💩

[edgy dew]

Well Done soul

[prisma turtle]

👍

[edgy dew]

Lesson number Dos""" im out

[calm ridge]

idk if it's a glitch or not, but there is a car in my CEO large warehouse

[noble chasm]

yoo can anyone help me in completing vincent mission

[fallow mural]

Hey @noble chasm, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
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[fervent ridge]

what weapons should I equip fmj ammo? combat mg mkII?

[prisma turtle]

depends

[edgy dew]

Maybe

[fervent ridge]

fmj rounds are situational?

[elfin narwhal]

good on heavy revolver against vehicles, i wouldn't put it on combat mg mk2 since its the best weapon that shoots bullets ngl

[prisma turtle]

somehow?

[prisma turtle]

I got Incendiary on my heavy revolver

[elfin narwhal]

ass

[prisma turtle]

put it there when I did Doomsday CMM, never bothered to remove them

[prisma turtle]

:(

[fervent ridge]

I tried it, ngl it's fun to see them catch fire and scream if the shot wasn't lethal

[prisma turtle]

I used it for the juggs, when I didnt use the Minigun or the Assault Shotgun ofc

[prisma turtle]

@noble ruin if I‘m not mistaken I should have the Expedition now
I‘ll show you a family car

[dry frost]

[edgy dew]

Who asked

[prisma turtle]

bitch why are you talking at all rn

[edgy dew]

Cuz i Can, bitch

[prisma turtle]

well fuck you bitch

[edgy dew]

Learn how to type bitch

[edgy dew]

And then u get mad when i call u bozo?

Lmao

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[edgy dew]

Lol

[austere elk]

marko rizz

https://tenor.com/view/dob-dob-dob-rizz-black-man-ha-ha-ha-gif-17039177668047803738

[fervent ridge]

That terrified me since I couldn't see it without my glasses at first

[tropic bronze]

wat

[prisma turtle]

that is NOT rizz

[orchid root]

Every GTA RP server ive been intrested in uses 2 police cars. The charger and the explorer
Why has rockstar not put an Buffalo STX or Aleutian police vehicle in the game yet 😭

[noble ruin]

[prisma turtle]

because idk

[orchid root]

lamerz

[fervent ridge]

Main thing I should source is narcotics, chemicals and medical supplies for the hangar right?

[velvet lodge]

yeah

[forest creek]

No way I won this week's Podium Vehicle too

This makes it 3 consecutive streak of winning the Podium Vehicle

[prisma turtle]

I want too

free cars = good cars

[forest creek]

Furia, Granger 3600LX and Winky

[prisma turtle]

@velvet lodge you need me for smth?

[velvet lodge]

you wanted the dune buggy no?

[prisma turtle]

moment

[velvet lodge]

ill drive to the car meet

[prisma turtle]

zenk you

[edgy dew]

Wot

[languid bison]

Are ps5 badsport lobbys down? I got kicked to the main lobby and i cant join

[fervent ridge]

Normally how many sale vehicles are there for hangar sell missions?

[prisma turtle]

@velvet lodge what‘s the favorite piece of clothing of every drummer?

the High Hat

[velvet lodge]

what?

[prisma turtle]

get it?

[velvet lodge]

no

[prisma turtle]

drums got hi hats

[velvet lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-bob-blob-stare-gif-1160213367645308177

[prisma turtle]

and a drummer‘s fav clothing piece is the High Hat

[velvet lodge]

thats me rn

[prisma turtle]

meh

[sick widget]

Heh

[noble ruin]

as i mentionned yesterday you get 1 sell vehicle if you sell using land option , either a small car or trailer that u need to attach to a truck or phantom , if you get 1 friend with you u may get two vehicles but u only need to deliver 1 only

[fervent ridge]

Ahh I might have missed out that bit since the message was quite long but thanks

[noble ruin]

yeah just wanted to give all the info i know about it once and for all xD

[pastel mauve]

How many aparments can I own?

[prisma turtle]

I think 10

[tropic bronze]

✅

[keen knoll]

Heavily discounted cars do come once in a blue moon but as I said, the contracts don’t interest me. I’m not a cars person but I do enjoy putting in the work especially if I don’t have to pay anything upfront to operate.

If you’re a cars person then yeah it definitely helps a bunch but you gotta keep in mind they don’t happen very often and nothing changes how you gotta do what’s best for you.

[solid elm]

does ghost organization work when picking up the sell vehicle with the mule?

[velvet lodge]

ghost organization hides your cargo completely so yeah

[solid elm]

appreciate it

[velvet lodge]

another thing that's worth mentioning, the iron mule can only pick up cargo vehicles if they have 1 drop off location

[prisma turtle]

I noticed that

[chrome cypress]

the one thing i hope gets redo in online for us solo players is selling vehicles ik some of us dnt play ps5 alot will not buy a ps5 so stuck on gta 5 so i hope they do something

[velvet lodge]

wdym

[spice adder]

Maybe he means buying cars from other pkayers?

[cold gale]

I think what they're trying to say is that it should be easier to sell personal vehicles, that's my guess

[chrome cypress]

@velvet lodge the mc selling vehicles need a reo to be made more better for solo players right now its sill set as pub lobby selling with a lot of ppl

[spice adder]

Just sell them in invite only lobbies

[chrome cypress]

@spice adder but when it gives you 4 bikes or if you sell bunker it gives you 4 trucks

[cold gale]

Oh that, you can just switch lobbies so it can give you different vehicles

[spice adder]

Oh that one. If u plan on solo selling then always keep stock under 2 bars

[chrome cypress]

@spice adder you loseing money that way

[spice adder]

How do u lose money that way

[velvet lodge]

not to be that guy but every sell mission is possible solo except for the 4 dune buggies for the bunker 😅

[spice adder]

U sell a small amount so get 1 vehicle

[cold gale]

Yes that one is impossible to finish

[spice adder]

Yea

[tropic bronze]

tthis is a totally legit route
you dont lose money by selling partial bunker

[cold gale]

I'd much rather get 2 garbage trucks than the buggies 👀

[spice adder]

Thats what i am saying

[chrome cypress]

@tropic bronze how you do not when the bunker mmakes you a mill every time its full

[tropic bronze]

ik i was supportin u
you do lose money selling a full nightclub warehouse, you should sell when coke and meth maxes out

[cold gale]

The bunker doesn't lose you money ever

[tropic bronze]

becasue selling partial bunker doesn't get you any less of a percentage
if you sell a quarter of a bunker then you will get 25% of the money you would by selling a full bunker
there are no full bunker bonuses

[cold gale]

Unless you buy supplies but you can easily make that money back

[chrome cypress]

@tropic bronze night club and bunker only ones make you a mil without doing hesit

[cold gale]

Hangar

[tropic bronze]

oki
you're talking to someone who did >$1b of nightclub/bunker afk so i might know something about both

[cold gale]

Special cargo warehouses 👀

[chrome cypress]

@cold gale the hanger only woth going when its 4x

[tropic bronze]

it depends on whether you have slaves friends to source with you

[cold gale]

[spice adder]

Talking with this guy is a waste

[chrome cypress]

@spice adder rude

[cold gale]

Hangars can be pretty difficult to fill up but once you do, you can make a butt ton of money, same case with the special cargo warehouses

And yes, 2x, 3x, and 4x money on them is very nice when it's an event

[chrome cypress]

@cold gale its kinda true but ppl mosty only do hangers when 2x or o 4x

[cold gale]

That's fair, but I wouldn't wait until they're double money to stock them up

[tropic bronze]

yeah most ppl stock up then sell on 2x, then repeat it over only that week

[prisma turtle]

I should get into Crate Warehouse sourcing again

[chrome cypress]

@cold gale looking for ppl to add so can grind its a little hard going hanger or ceo solo

[cold gale]

Same

I gotta remember to keep grinding on those two businesses when the event weeks are 💩

[cold gale]

You can add me if you want, I'm KingLeonidas84

[noble ruin]

The hangar is worth it in 2025 due to these factors i mentionned even if it's not on 2x , and multiple youtubers said the same things full sale is at 4.2 M in public lobby

[cold gale]

Is social club down already, idk how else to add people anymore

[chrome cypress]

@noble ruin what if you not a pub lobby player

[noble ruin]

you grind it solo , 3-4 hours with the tips i mentionned it fills

it's better than ceo warehouses for people who dont wanna invest money and only profit and it also has rooster who can source for you 1-3 crates but that will mess up the bonus system

[tropic bronze]

yeah rooster is not worth it if you grind hangar

[noble ruin]

i dont use him yeah

[chrome cypress]

@noble ruin yea i dnt really like the ceo warehouse i hate we have to buy the sutff

[tropic bronze]

expensive and also as mentioned screws up your bonuses

[noble ruin]

then hangar is your go to

[tropic bronze]

lupe on the other hand is a good time saver if you're masochistic / patient enough to do crates

[cold gale]

Well you can easily make that money back if you have multiple businesses, including passive and active businesses

[noble ruin]

i see the point of people who dont wanna pay or invest

personally i invest

but yeah there are players who enjoy grinding businesses that dont require investments every time

[cold gale]

Yeah I just do crates because I know I'll get that money back eventually

[chrome cypress]

@noble ruin its time and doing it as a solo 3 at at a time is jst to mush

plus flying half way a cross the map is hell

[noble ruin]

but crates nowadays are too much exhausting tbh , and the way they should be done is by using the techs , becuz if you do some maths the money you gain from 1 full large warehouse say 2.2 M , if you fill it grinding 3 crates at a time say you invest betwwen 500K to 660 k , and they take a long time to fill so its not as profitable until 2x , the hangar on the flip side is becuz full hangar is at 4.2 M and land missions are easier

[noble ruin]

there are some tricks like warp job you can do

[chrome cypress]

@noble ruin iam looking for ppl to add so it would faster

[noble ruin]

you on pc ?

[chrome cypress]

yes

[noble ruin]

sc ?

[chrome cypress]

sane as here

@noble ruin @cold gale are you both on steam or epic

[noble ruin]

im on epic

[chrome cypress]

@noble ruin what your epic name i ask so we can konw when ppl are on

[noble ruin]

i dont know my epic name i sent you request , through ur username on social club , you should find it

[chrome cypress]

i be playing later at around 6pm iam in the usa

[noble ruin]

so 6 EST

[chrome cypress]

west cost cali

[prisma turtle]

people I need help

I got a call by merryweather but I still cant request an ammo drop
any way I can still do the Career?
@velvet lodge @compact tendon?

[noble ruin]

why would you request an ammo drop

[chrome cypress]

the interaction menu can fill up you ammo

[prisma turtle]

it‘s part of the career progress

to get tier 2 for the Weapons Career

[noble ruin]

i mean there are other ways to refill

why is it required to contact merry

[velvet lodge]

i've tried to look online, people mainly say to contact r* support and pray, i've never had an issue it

[prisma turtle]

idk

[prisma turtle]

I think I‘m cooked

[edgy dew]

Ofc u are

[pastel mauve]

Whats the fastest way to lvl up in the car meet?

[pliant sparrow]

Has anyone noticed bizarre stuttering while in solo lobbies?

It started in July, but only ever in lobbies where I'm the only player, and it does not appear to be a lag thing, but like weird stuttering.

In completely full lobbies this never happens, this is somewhat annoying because while I do like playing in regular populated lobbies, I like selling in lobbies where it is only myself or other friends.

Has anyone else had this issue and is this deliberate? It happens when using the invite lobby feature.

[pliant sparrow]

Most of my XP for that has been from doing auto shop heists, you gain reputation for doing the auto shop heists moreso than any other activity except perhaps for winning races at the car meet, though I never do those so I couldn't tell you if they're worth it.

[chrome cypress]

any one looking to grind selling or eco cartes

[compact tendon]

hello folks

[shy ice]

welcome back

[compact tendon]

never left homie 🙂

but thank you

[languid bison]

Is there any way to change your server? Like i cant find a lobby with more than 2 ppl

[slender cedar]

can some1 help me

[zenith sphinx]

With?

[slender cedar]

i need to do trasnfer glitch and i need some1 to join and ion have anyone online rn

[fervent ridge]

for the career thing, it says I need to visit the gun van for 10 days straight, does it count by real life days in in game days

[shy ice]

real life im pretty sure

[whole locust]

irl days

[teal canopy]

Definitely wasn't

[teal canopy]

I don't even think that there are different servers
I find players from all over the world
Most are Brazilians for some reason

[languid bison]

Are you from SA? Like i only get ppl from europe and after 11 badsport lobbys are dead and i dont fell like playing in the ps4 version

[quaint shoal]

there is a way

use a vpn

thats how i avoid the local cunts

[shy ice]

Gamers Just Want to Have Fun

[teal canopy]

On xbox changing your country changes your whole region and let's you do whatever the fuck you want
I set my location to the USA so I can claim USA giftcards

[languid bison]

Im on ps5

[languid bison]

Oh damm i dont think that you can do that on ps😔

[teal canopy]

Yeah you can't

[quaint shoal]

well unless you know a way to setup proxies on your router then youre shit out of luck

[languid bison]

Yeah i have 2 acc and they are both in badsport 😭

[quaint shoal]

well

[languid bison]

Luckly i get out in 2 days

[quaint shoal]

ig find someone to be your bitch for the next 2 days and drag you into none badsport lobbies

[teal canopy]

I've never gotten into bad sport it's ur fault for destroying unweaponized personal vehicles

[quaint shoal]

ive gotten into it on accident

because rockstar thinks backing out a botched solo cayo run

affects other people

[languid bison]

My friends dont play anymore and the ones that do are on ps4 im waiting untill they get ps plus

[teal canopy]

How do you destroy 8 personal vehicles in less than an hour on accident

[quaint shoal]

way to call your friends bitches

[languid bison]

I just like badsport more and i was fighting a syg and i got badsport on my alt acc

[teal canopy]

I always back out of heists and never get anything for it I just force close the game and they will think i disconnected

[quaint shoal]

no fucking badsport for leaving missions

[languid bison]

Well... i didnt mean it like that

[languid bison]

Idk about pc but on console badsport is really fun

[teal canopy]

It's really not fun
Normal lobbies on their own are hell
Especially when there are 3 raijus next to the maze bank tower you can't do shit

[languid bison]

Well i like to pvp so what i find fun is problaby boring to you but if your friends stop playing try it its really fun killing cryhards

[teal canopy]

I like to pvp
I always do it solo
I got almost every pvp vehicle
But when it's 3 raijus it's really not fun

[languid bison]

Nah most of the time its godmode d4s i just came back from a 2 month break and i dont really see that many jets i do see a LOT of normal mk2(skill issue if you still use it) and deluxos

[teal canopy]

Deluxo isn't a pvp vehicle anymore it's very weak

[languid bison]

Tell that to the ppl that cant even dodge 1 missile like useless your fighting a heli mk1 or normal mk2 its shit it get counter way to easy

[teal canopy]

You just go behind them and they take 3 business days to turn around

Some braindead kids also think the scramjet is a pvp vehicle
You really can't do shit unless ur off the radar and they don't know where you are

[languid bison]

Yeah and for some reason they keep shooting at my mk2 even tho i have dodged 10 missiles

[languid bison]

No wait thw scarmjet is good in a 1v1 or 2v2

[teal canopy]

I rly don't know how to dodge missiles on the mk2 lol

[teal canopy]

2 scamjets tried to kill me but all I needed was good reflexes and a railgun

[languid bison]

You need to be upside down

[languid bison]

Yeah the railgun is just to good imo it sould be deleted

[teal canopy]

Yeah I'm not going to a wall and hugging it everytime I want to go upside down

[languid bison]

You only do it once

[teal canopy]

Yeah
Deletes every unarmored vehicle
Way too good i even use it against raiju when they go low to find me

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/we-all-bus-infinity-war-gif-21386170

[teal canopy]

I tho you like flip to go 170mph to dodge them

[languid bison]

Dw im going back on badsport

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/kalm-calm-panik-meme-mem-gif-19765028

[teal canopy]

Here comes my favorite bad pvp girl

[prisma turtle]

I‘m not bad at pvp
I just dont like pvp

[languid bison]

Huh wdym

[teal canopy]

You probably shoot the nightshark with the railgun

[prisma turtle]

no I shoot jets down with the sniper

[teal canopy]

When you try exit the upside down stance you do a flip to go back to normal
You hold the the left stick up
You will go 170mph

[prisma turtle]

I have noticed that often

[teal canopy]

Pretty sure jets aren't a land vehicle

[languid bison]

Why would you exit upside down tho?

[languid bison]

They start in thw ground tho🤔

[teal canopy]

Bc
Idk
I never use the mk2 in pvp unless they are trying to run away

[teal canopy]

I'm sure you use the deluxo for pvp

[languid bison]

Once you try it you cant go back its so good for killing ground targets

[languid bison]

🤢

Still better than the toreador

[teal canopy]

If someone is on the ground I go on the ground too
So when I rage bait then they dont bring It up

[shy ice]

chat

it is time. after 24 hours
ima scope out cayo

[teal canopy]

I use the toreador to fight helis and all ground targets it's very good lol

[languid bison]

Just say "try to take me off" or some shit like that

[prisma turtle]

no I use a Explo MG MKII

[teal canopy]

No
I do fair pvp

[teal canopy]

Explosive minigun mk2?

[prisma turtle]

explosive mg mkii

[languid bison]

Bruh how is the toreador good foe ground

[teal canopy]

How is it not good for ground

[languid bison]

You can obly run ppl over

Only

[teal canopy]

Op infinite missiles and the 2nd best minigun on a car

[fervent ridge]

for the fib files right, if I only get 2/3 of th objectives, will that carry over to the next time I do it

[prisma turtle]

there are better mgs?

[teal canopy]

And it can take like 4 homing missiles and go underwater and got a boost to dodge missiles

[languid bison]

Minigun is low k buns

[prisma turtle]

no

gotta do the objectives every time

[teal canopy]

Yeah
I still wonder why ppl use it against my toreador like it's gonna blow it up

[languid bison]

And i mean ppl that arent using a vehicle

[languid bison]

Same with the scarmjet mgs

[teal canopy]

Missiles?
And run them over with the boost

[fervent ridge]

crap I did the project breakaway file and left out the last objective of getting the black books and server blades

[prisma turtle]

when you get a good angle you can destroy them with the missiles

[languid bison]

That isnt good...

[languid bison]

Its faster to kill them with the mk2

And they cant kill you back

[teal canopy]

It is good wdym
I'm not going to use a flying vehicle on a ground target it's not fun
Unless I'm like 0-4

[prisma turtle]

with explo minigun

[languid bison]

On the mk2?

[prisma turtle]

fair fights

[teal canopy]

Well if he wasn't playing fair I wouldn't be playing fair too

[prisma turtle]

no on their flying vehicle
like the savage or jets or smth

[languid bison]

No like me i only kill ppl with the udmk2 😅

[teal canopy]

So u don't ever use any other pvp vehicles?

[prisma turtle]

When I really pvp I usually get the FLR2K

[languid bison]

Your not getting those if im killing you non stop

[teal canopy]

Imani virtue and sticky bombs is kinda underrated

[languid bison]

I do. I use the mk1 a bit and the scarmjet and for jets i use the starling

[teal canopy]

Those starling kids Suck hard

[languid bison]

Biggest pain in my ass

[prisma turtle]

I did that once
then my car „got destroyed“ for no reason at all, stopped and kicked me out

[teal canopy]

They don't know how to do anything besides going in circles

[prisma turtle]

then that guy could kill me

[languid bison]

😔

[teal canopy]

I'm not talking about putting sticky bombs on it and driving into them like a maniac

[prisma turtle]

me neither

but my car got destroyed for no reason at all

[teal canopy]

Then how did it get destroyed lol

[prisma turtle]

I was driving, suddenly it stopped and on the upper right it told me to call mmi

[teal canopy]

My virtue is very beautiful

[prisma turtle]

idk

[prisma turtle]

no
the Lotus Evija is very beautiful
even though its electric

[languid bison]

Did he shoot your c4? You can even kill godmode d4 by shooting ir

[teal canopy]

Isn't that the virtue

Nvm

Virtue is an ocelot

[prisma turtle]

yes but it looks better irl

[prisma turtle]

I wasnt having c4 out

[teal canopy]

Ok car girl

[languid bison]

Glitch maybe?

We are talking about gta5🤷‍♂️

[teal canopy]

A godmode d4 as flexing his car and godmode at the vepucci beach
So I pushed him in the water with my vigilante

[languid bison]

Lmao 🤣

Next time im going to do this

[teal canopy]

I kept shooting him with the up n atomizer after he got out to keep him in but after 10mins he shot like 20 missiles in one second at me

[languid bison]

Avg tryhard after you troll him

[teal canopy]

He wasn't a worse hacker than the ones I met last week
Telepprting all over the map aimbotting everyone
So annoying

The only way to kill them is to put sticky bombs on the side of s door and hide behind ut

[languid bison]

Damm im so lucky that i play on console

[teal canopy]

I'm on xbox....

[languid bison]

So how can u aim bot?

Is this an xbox only thing

[teal canopy]

Idk ask him
We killed him like 50 times in 4 different sessions before he started doing all that

[teal canopy]

Probably mod menu
Saw alot of people giving guides on how to activate em

[languid bison]

I understand him 50 times is wild

[languid bison]

Oys problaby a glitch

[tropic bronze]

i think he might be mistaking standard tryhard tactics for hax0rs

[teal canopy]

Pretty sure it's not
Teleporting and aimboting isn't a glitch

[languid bison]

Teleporting is

[teal canopy]

Yeah he was trying to grief my sell mission but he got destroyed

[languid bison]

I do it all of the time

[teal canopy]

Tell me in dms

[tropic bronze]

i used to until the easy wat got patched

(on pc)

now i'm like "eh, might as well take the broomstick / sparrow / buzard / etc"

[languid bison]

Why do ppl call it the broomstick 😭

[tropic bronze]

witches ride broomsticks and it's usually kinda the same thing, they get on and they whoosh away

job teleporting is what i miss most among the patched unintended qol's
it was so quick and easy to do i used to jt even when i had a menu loaded and I could just teleport if i wanted

now you have to do it the console way and that's just a hassle

[prisma turtle]

yeah me too

[languid bison]

You can still job tp on console 🤑

[prisma turtle]

because its a broomstick

[shy ice]

primary: Bearer Bonds ($847,000)

secondary:

airstrip
4 stacks of weed
1 stack of cash

north dock
1 stack of cocaine
2 stacks of weed
2 stacks of cash

main dock
2 stacks of cocaine
1 stack of weed
1 stack of cash

compound
1 painting

[teal canopy]

What about the compound

[prisma turtle]

now go and check the compound
please

[teal canopy]

Inside

[tropic bronze]

yesh as i said it's the extra hassle that means most of the time i just fly there

[shy ice]

solo run lol

[languid bison]

Its the probike

[teal canopy]

Ur losing alot of money doing solo runs

[shy ice]

my loss

[languid bison]

It takes me 1 min to join anawack

[tropic bronze]

exactly
it took 2 seconds to JT on PC

[languid bison]

Im talking about console as i never played on p

Pc

[tropic bronze]

yeah i just got used to that and if it's >40 seconds I might as well just fly there

[prisma turtle]

you‘re a wizard!

[languid bison]

You cant get more skilled that by using the mk2

Even better if you use explosive mgs with godmode

It gives you +100 iq

Now they are at 101

[teal canopy]

[tropic bronze]

the explosive mg's are actually kinda goated
i was trying them against imani cars when they came out
was fun
but really, everything about the mkii is abount convenience over any kind of skill in use
i would rather just have the missiles

[languid bison]

Yeah before i stoped playing for 2 months i would kill ppl on the ground with the mgs they are super under rated

I only seen one dude use them

[teal canopy]

Nothing more fun than the hunter with a friend

Beats the living shit out of everything

I forgot that I own an akula

[languid bison]

To bad that im shit with helis

[teal canopy]

Average mk2 player

[languid bison]

Udmk2*

[fervent ridge]

Just for the career thing, I asked rooster to source cargo and he came back with something that I tried to sell afterwards. After doing three drops, I mistakenly flew off the side of the cliff to get to the dropoff and landed in water, losing the last two drops.

[prisma turtle]

insult.

[languid bison]

Well they arent that smart

[prisma turtle]

except if you get shot at by someone who‘s not involved

[prisma turtle]

MKII users?
you are right.

[languid bison]

Yeah lile idk why ppl dont use it ud

Lile

Like

[prisma turtle]

The udmkii is an mkii

with bugabuse

[languid bison]

With skill mode*

[prisma turtle]

with bugabuse

[languid bison]

Skill mode

Trust

[prisma turtle]

I will not repeat again.

[languid bison]

Its so ez to farm kids

[languid bison]

Its skill mode but ok

[prisma turtle]

it‘s bugabuse

[shrewd ingot]

Fuck off man apparently rockstar have started rolling out age verification for UK gta online players

[prisma turtle]

unemployment end boss

[languid bison]

How😭

[prisma turtle]

#💎┃memes／media message

[languid bison]

99% of tiktok crews are going to end🤣

[prisma turtle]

why does smth like that even exist

[languid bison]

Idk i joined one and its one of the most boring shit ever

[prisma turtle]

well you joined smth like that
means you are one of those
never judge a movie you were thinking is good

[languid bison]

I just wanted to see how is was

Plus i already have a crew with my friends

[prisma turtle]

meh

[languid bison]

Wut

[quaint shoal]

Schindler's List?

[prisma turtle]

never watched that

[finite quartz]

What would you rather play on (gta online) lobby full of modded griefers or lobby full of vanilla griefers.

[quaint shoal]

vanilla

cause at least then the tools they use are accessible to you as well

tf

[prisma turtle]

peaceful lobbies

[quaint shoal]

thats like would you rather sucker punch a tiger or a cat

[prisma turtle]

I‘d rather punch my dog
he punches back instead of scratching me or eating me alive

-# I dont have a dog btw

[quaint shoal]

right

[teal canopy]

You have a dog?

[prisma turtle]

.

[teal canopy]

Ur phone is ur dawg

[prisma turtle]

?

[teal canopy]

Spinach

[prisma turtle]

eating a self made burger now

enough for two days if you ask me

[edgy dew]

Ma ja ba

[fervent ridge]

is it worth going through the oscar guzman missions to unlock the trade price of the iron mule or should I just get it without the trade price

[prisma turtle]

I got it without trade price so idk

[compact tendon]

going through it takes an hour and you get 500k for it and unlock the trade price, so you ddem it worth it or not

[versed valley]

regardless of trade price or not, Oscar Guzman contract is annoying af

I did it at the beginning, never went back to that hangar, I know you can do 750K on hard mode in less than 1 hour, I prefer to do a Cayo or a Dre contract or two cluckin' bell instead of that shitty job

skill issue, you may say, and you're probably right, but I come to the game to enjoy, not to suffer...

and I don't have the patience to become an expert on something very specific, too cumbersome? fuck it, I'll revery back to easier ways to do money

[tropic bronze]

someone cant fly lol

[versed valley]

oh, I surely CAN fly, it's just that I hate flying around the map chasing this damn airplane and shooting it for 5 mins to take it down, to go through the annoying engine fix and the rounds uploading while those motherfuckers keep sniping you with their damn aimbot, and then go fly for another several minutes taking down all the targets....

it's simply annoying!

not hard, annoying!

[somber adder]

I mean they are time consuming and tedious. Lots of pointless steps

[versed valley]

exactly!

[tropic bronze]

eh
you can do most of the finale in a vigilante if you wanted

[fervent ridge]

ive heard the on parade mission for the raiju trade price is also annoying..

[tropic bronze]

etc etc

[tropic bronze]

that can only be skill issue

i saw so many ppl bit the dust and complain about mission difficulty

[versed valley]

for that you need to own a vigilante which requires you to first own a MOC or any other special vehicle workshop so you can upgrade it for missiles, etc. etc. That's a few millions worth, can't bother spending so much money on that

[tropic bronze]

[compact tendon]

easiest mission in LS Mercs actually

[versed valley]

btw, I once came in to the site where the plane lands with my armored kuruma, I only reached a certain point and then the kuruma was halted, I couldn't drive it any more, it just got stuck, I thought it was a bug, but I tried again and it happened again later

I don't know if this is intentional or not, doesn't it happen with vigilante too?

[tropic bronze]

tho tbf oscar is actually a mission that rewards doing it with multiple ppl
over much faster and also more fun to do casually
tho most ppl who complain about stuff that to things solo will never do that ofc

[fervent ridge]

I want to get the vigilante but can't bear to let go of that 3.75 million without knowing if I'll make it back lol

[compact tendon]

dont get it til youre ballin then, the vigilante sucks

[versed valley]

for that you will need that weird thing called friends...

[prisma turtle]

hiii pop!

[versed valley]

hi babiiii

[fervent ridge]

I normally have close to 10 million in my account and my stat page has said I've spent around 40-60 million, so idk if that's considered balling out

[prisma turtle]

howruuuu

[somber adder]

TBH sub car is way better

[compact tendon]

ballin means u can buy somethign and not even sweat the price at all

[versed valley]

all good, still working for a couple more hours...

how about you?

[fervent ridge]

I sweat about the price because of my spending habits, knowing that in this game lots of things are tempting

[compact tendon]

then dont buy it, it isnt going to make you the money back at ALL. it's a fuck around vehicle, youre not going to use it for anything except fucking around, unless you REALLY take elite challenges in OG heists seriously

[tropic bronze]

... but useless for missions

ofc

didn't use to be

[prisma turtle]

I‘m pretty okay ig

[somber adder]

If you don't have toreador I strongly advise you to get one. It has the 2nd best tracking for missiles can take like 5 missiles and you can easily beat any oppressor griefer

[somber adder]

Yes sadly

[versed valley]

I almost bought it because I saw a few poob videos talking about how good the vigilante is cus it can be used in missions and setups and the good aim the missiles have and bla bla, but when I saw what it takes i decided to stick to my beloved kuruma

or the coquette d5, which is even more bulletproof

btw, did they fix the bug for this car or not yet?

[versed valley]

yg??

[somber adder]

No they haven't I was in God mode with it earlier

[prisma turtle]

what

[versed valley]

you said ig, so I'm wondering

[somber adder]

I feel like they need to fix it already it's been months since D5 was released

[gritty birch]

anyone know if you can do rally races with 3 ppl or do you need 4

[prisma turtle]

need 4

[versed valley]

I prefer them fixing other more important bugs, this one is not bad, let us enjoy a bit more!

[gritty birch]

ty for that take care bro

[somber adder]

No it's annoying because people but d5 in God mode and grief in it. And you can't shoot them out or blow them up

It wouldn't be so bad if the the window wasn't bulletproof because you could just shoot them out but sadly that's not the case

Literally every lobby I join someone is in God mode d5

[versed valley]

oh, no, I think that was fixed, I'm not talking about glitching to make it god mode, I'm talking about the bulletproof that is out of the box for this car

[fervent ridge]

Isn't that like around 500k more than the vigilante?

[versed valley]

the "normal" bug, it's only useful for missions against NPCs, makes things a bit easier, kuruma is not 100% protection, D5 is

[somber adder]

It's not fixed I just did it today and like I said completely bulletproof is dumb. It defeats the purpose of armor piercing rounds.

[versed valley]

well, if they fixed the bug where NPCs can shoot you in the face from two miles away due to their extremely accurate aimbot and fast fire I wouldn't mind not being 100% protected!

[somber adder]

Completely bulletproof is so lame especially since the glass doesn't break even if you shoot it

[versed valley]

it makes some missions a nightmare and there's nothing to do with skills, you can be very skilled at combat, and hide and whatever, but a single shooting from the heck knows where gets you killed

[somber adder]

Use the kuruma it's bp to npc

[versed valley]

I've been sniped IN kuruma and killed with a single NPC shooting at me from a drive by!

that's not a fair fight, if I don't get aim assist during driving, NPCs shouldn't have it either!

[somber adder]

I mean I don't play in AA regardless so that doesn't even matter to me but... Ig that point makes a little sense. But completely bulletproof to online players is ridiculous

[prisma turtle]

rapid fire
npcs cant headshot

[versed valley]

they can! that's why they kill you so fast!
in kuruma they can't hit anything but your head

[somber adder]

They aim for center mass

It's just sometimes they glitch like the bald cop with the shotgun. He glitched out and shot me 3 times instantly

[prisma turtle]

they cant headshot though

[somber adder]

I know that's what center mass means

They aim between chest to waist

[prisma turtle]

but according to game mechanics they cant headshot us like players can headshot

headshot ≠ instant kill for npcs

[somber adder]

I know there is no npc that headshot on GTA. GTA is a lot more relaxed with the NPCs combat

Unlike rdr where you get sniped in the face by a rolling block rifle from a npc

[versed valley]

I just found a reddit convo that cracked me up!

One guy asks the following:

-"So what's worse, rapid-fire bug, or the aim disruption bug?"
and posted a short video of it.

Then some comments:

-"When I choose a rifle on the weapon wheel and right click to aim and my unarmed fists go up because it didn't equip the rifle."

-"Or tryna use the weapon wheel for heath, but u pull up ur fuckin phone in the middle of a shootout "

-*"OMD I HATE THAT!

And then you punch the air like a moron while the NPCs give you rapid-onset lead poisoning.

It's more frustrating than the rapid fire bug (which is terrible on its own) because it's like the game is nagging you by taking away your ability to shoot until you scramble to equip your rifle again."*

LOLZ!

some others mention mistakenly picking RPG and shooting it against the wall in front of you instead of a shotgun and blowing yourself up, happened to me many times!

skill issues? but funny ones!

[tropic bronze]

for someone not doing anything in public the toreador is something you get only because you want to do the hidden caches
if you're primarily focused on missions get the vigilante unlike what everyone else is saying

[tropic bronze]

i see you haven't met merryweather
but i weirdly like it
it's in itself odd that you are the only one who can headshot others, or you are the only one who can fire sustained auto

the aimbot headshotters are very rare tho, i don't expect skill issue ppl to be meeting them all that often

[fervent ridge]

I'm guessing the avenger missions are not so easy solo running?

[fervent ridge]

Honestly I might get both in the near future (whether this game is still running is another question) regardless of whether I'll step foot in a public lobby

[edgy dew]

U Are npc

[edgy dew]

Depends

[compact tendon]

doable, bit of a challenge, next to impossible if you trying to solo them on hard difficulty

[fervent ridge]

Hmm ah well that will be bookmarked for future completion considering the avenger costs 3.4 million at base

[compact tendon]

it certainly isnt a requirement, i think all you get is the raiju discount?

[fervent ridge]

That's all?

[keen knoll]

Can the keys really conflict like that? I mean I’m glad we can have conflicting binds but only because vehicle actions don’t do anything on foot but I struggle to understand how weapon wheel snacks can get tripped as phone.

[compact tendon]

seems like it, unless youre a psycho that wants the career progress, then you get clothes

[fervent ridge]

Probably not seeing how tedious it is..guess I ever do want the raiju I'll just have to be prepared to fork out 6 million

[prisma turtle]

I hate the bug in which it wont let me shoot

or when snacking

[stray hill]

whats the best way to rank up

[prisma turtle]

apparently Special Crate Warehouse

[magic geyser]

What is this week's update if anyone knows

[noble ruin]

you can find it in #📣┃gta-weekly-news

[compact tendon]

and now we begin. OG apartment heist grinding

[noble ruin]

hope you keep your sanity with randos

[compact tendon]

im doing it aloen currently

[prisma turtle]

I can help

ig

[magic geyser]

I have never actually started prison break

I've done every heist in GTA Online but never done mine

[prisma turtle]

people of gta
I did the uhh 3 bobcat missions, why dont I have the outfit for it?

[slender cedar]

who can help me with transfer glitch pc enchanted

[tropic bronze]

do other ppl's heists lol

[amber blaze]

same thing happend to me i just restarted the game and did one more mission and then it unlocked

weird from some reason

[magic geyser]

I believe it's 5

[prisma turtle]

wasnt it 5 for the uhh
quickiefarm livery?

[amber blaze]

yeah that as well ig

[amber blaze]

that was just for the award no ?

[magic geyser]

It's usually 5 for everything

Like 5 parts for the carbine

It's Rockstars way of stopping people getting things quick

[edgy dew]

Nah 4

[muted quail]

Hi. I'm new here. Is this the chat to ask for help to sell businesses?

[amber blaze]

no there are specific LFG channels for PS5

You should see them next to bot minigames basicly on the bottom of the scroll list

[muted quail]

Thanks mate.

[amber blaze]

no problem enjoy the server

[prisma turtle]

@glossy leaf
out of curiosity
you‘re not willing to like
do cmm iii, now are you…?

[teal canopy]

Mmm I assume that ur dead by now

[prisma turtle]

I‘m not

[teal canopy]

Is this a ghost

[prisma turtle]

no

itsumi mario

[teal canopy]

Yeah it is

[prisma turtle]

no it aint

duh

[teal canopy]

Where will ur funeral be held
Or am I too late

[prisma turtle]

hold up

I am not that bad at cooking 😭

[teal canopy]

Where did I say you are

[prisma turtle]

.

I said I‘m making food myself

you ask me if I‘m dead

[teal canopy]

I meant out of hunger

A burger isn't enough for even 2 hours

Does the air in Germany contain nutrients or smth

[prisma turtle]

bruh it was a big one

[teal canopy]

How big

[prisma turtle]

with two patties and stuff

[prisma turtle]

two iPhone 14 put together

[teal canopy]

Maybe 3 hours

Not 2

[prisma turtle]

no

more

[slender cedar]

who can help me on pc enchanted with transfer glitch

[teal canopy]

?

[prisma turtle]

whats that

[slender cedar]

its to get outfits

[teal canopy]

I ate 2 pizzas an hour ago and I'm dying out of hunger

[slender cedar]

wdym ?

[prisma turtle]

fat

[teal canopy]

I can't get fat it's a blessing

[prisma turtle]

thats why you‘re hungry

[teal canopy]

What do i do to stop it

I'm going to eat hoomans

[prisma turtle]

HUH?!?

@teal canopy what is your loot prediction for this cayo heist

[teal canopy]

Tequila and 6 cash

[prisma turtle]

seems valid

[teal canopy]

I need to eat

[prisma turtle]

Tequila 4 Gold 1 Cash

[teal canopy]

Damn

[prisma turtle]

But I dont feel like doing it today

[edgy dew]

U was allways lazy

[velvet lodge]

Why would you need help with the transfer glitch

Thats a full solo method

Unless you gotta merge the fits together but i wouldnt call that the transfer glitch

[glossy leaf]

probably not

[prisma turtle]

😐

[edgy dew]

U still didnt get rdr2 plat lol

[tranquil magnet]

I bet that rockstar severs going get hacked and everyone’s id will be compromise

[prisma turtle]

how so

are you planning smth?

[tranquil magnet]

Not in the uk

[quick geyser]

Anyone want to play casino heist dm me

[prisma turtle]

why

[edgy dew]

Why not

[wintry heron]

Whats the best 4 seat HSW car?

[prisma turtle]

maybe
Vivanite or Woodlander

[edgy dew]

Timberrrrr

[wintry heron]

r* rly gonna add ID verification too?

[tropic bronze]

yes
we don't know how in terms of what function is affected
the provisions to age verification per account are already in the game now

[wintry heron]

I ain't doin that and if they force me to I will just quit

[tropic bronze]

best all rounder would seem to be the astron
but the woodlander could be close

[wintry heron]

the game already extremely unsafe I ain't adding my ID to this shit