🚔┃gta-discussion

[quaint shoal]

More of who can copy the most trending game first

[prisma turtle]

so we talked about like 6 games within an hour.

[fringe urchin]

Let’s talk about

[shy ice]

who can match the nuances of your sexual identity better than a German car manufacturer?

• ubermacht niobe's description

🫠

[quaint shoal]

OpenTTD

[fringe urchin]

Jojo Bizzare adventure, Eyes of Heaven

[prisma turtle]

never played those

[fringe urchin]

That’s the full name of the game

Not separate games

[prisma turtle]

never played it.

[fringe urchin]

It’s pretty, okay

[prisma turtle]

whats with the constant urge to post stickers?

[shy ice]

guys

[fringe urchin]

Cool when it came out in prime

[shy ice]

gta online is a gooner game

[fringe urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831775353714245672/1395051359232983081/mematicMeme.gif

[shy ice]

[fringe urchin]

Yes

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-flash-cat-betterttv-gif-10690574645280585754

[prisma turtle]

gta vi.

[shy ice]

this server gooner paradise, yes?

[prisma turtle]

bot gta v.

[fringe urchin]

No

[prisma turtle]

no, #💬┃gorilla-chat

[fringe urchin]

I made this gif imma make use of it

[shy ice]

The air intake slots, the titanium valvetrain, that big, thicc naturally aspirated engine. Yes. This is a thirst post.

• 10f description

[shy ice]

what the fuck

😭

thirst post 😳

[fringe urchin]

Meow

[prisma turtle]

well hey, they got me to buy it

[prisma turtle]

well two.

[spice adder]

@prisma turtle lets go grief people

[fringe urchin]

Can I join

[shy ice]

The RS takes the small-dick, big ego energy of the last iteration, drops it down so close to the asphalt you'll need a barrel of silicone lube to get over the bump in your garage door, and amplifies its fuck-you styling to a level as obnoxious as the guy blasting reactionary country music on Vespucci Beach.

• Everon RS

[spice adder]

Yes

[fringe urchin]

I am also cool and own a riju or however say

[shy ice]

its not a gooner game, guys

[spice adder]

But we are on 3 different platforms

[shy ice]

[fringe urchin]

[fringe urchin]

I’m not smart enough for this

[spice adder]

Yea bought the raiju today now i will become griefer

[shy ice]

Whatever your pleasure, Annis' iconic 4-seater is guaranteed to get you Hardy.

• Hardy description

[prisma turtle]

gta vi is.

[shy ice]

rockstar's right

im getting hard just by reading that

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-taylor-swift-gif-26077311

[shy ice]

why do people act so surprised

[spice adder]

Where do u find these

[prisma turtle]

read me the uhh
8F Drafter

[fringe urchin]

Woah

[shy ice]

wiki

[prisma turtle]

thats the text no one reads when buying a car

[tropic bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/good-clapping-sarcastic-gif-14772054

[spice adder]

Thats what i was suspecting

[shy ice]

What's the difference between this and every other two-door, four-seat, six-figure coupe on the market, you ask? Well, dig down into the core stats and the answer is clear. More horses under the hood. More exhausts at the back. More road traffic fatalities, fewer convictions, and more angry bleets from teen environmentalists. The Drafter has it where it counts.

[fringe urchin]

I think rockstar just likes sex jokes

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cute-animals-kitty-cat-gif-cat-meme-gif-9085090162300180398

[spice adder]

A lot

[shy ice]

with the Sentinel GTS, you'll be able to cut more people off, at greater speeds, under the influence of more narcotics, eluding more squad cars, making more headlines, and causing more collateral damage – all while giving less of a shit than ever before.

making fun of bmw drivers stereotype

[spice adder]

I remember there was a penis shaped building in gta vc. And it would have a water fountain in the night on the top

[fervent ridge]

What's a good car to bring for races

[quaint shoal]

the default chat button is T right

[spice adder]

Chat isnt available in enhanced

[quaint shoal]

fucking what

[spice adder]

Yeah they removed it

Its only in legacy

[fringe urchin]

The lawnmower

[quaint shoal]

What horrendous message was sent for them to remove that feature

[spice adder]

[prisma turtle]

no wait that‘s not the one I thought

give me the 10F again

[quaint shoal]

Was it always like this for enhanced?

[shy ice]

The air intake slots, the titanium valvetrain, that big, thicc naturally aspirated engine. Yes. This is a thirst post. And let’s be honest, it’s working. Eligible for customization at Benny’s Original Motor Works.

[tropic bronze]

yes

[tropic bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/russian-car-vaz-gif-27185015

[fringe urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-infinity-gif-18216694

[spice adder]

[fervent ridge]

ah well

[shy ice]

Are You Bored? Horny? Constipated? Here are 4 easy steps to all-round instant relief. 1) Buy an SM722, the new open-cockpit speedster from Benefactor. 2) Start the engine. 3) Place your foot on the far-right pedal. 4) Twitch... You won’t believe what happens at step 5!

[spice adder]

U crash

[tropic bronze]

u go far slower than you anticipated for a stirling moss slr knockoff

[shy ice]

Warning: NSFW. There's a sexy single car in your area looking for a ride. Interested? Just open a private tab and check out these candid pics of the RSX's sultry bodywork, hourglass waist, soft front, and silken A-line. But before you take it to the next level and see what's under the hood, turn off your webcam and mute your mic. The conference call you're ignoring is about to see your o-face.

[quaint shoal]

can you only collect the parts for the service rifle one at a time everyday?

[spice adder]

Dunno i just bought it from the gunvan

[tropic bronze]

you can collect more, it depends on how many times you get the thing

[quaint shoal]

but can you get multiple parts in the same session or the same irl day

[tropic bronze]

both if you stick around long enough

[spice adder]

Give the text for the raiju

[shy ice]

How stealthy is the supersonic F-160 Raiju? Well it just flew straight to the top of your wishlist and your spank bank in a single maneuver, and you didn't even feel it. So, the next time someone says we shouldn't be spending tax dollars on military R&D, you can refer them to your front mounted cannon.

[spice adder]

What does mk2 say

[shy ice]

The Oppressor Mk I was a landmark in hybrid vehicle design. Well, the Mk II takes off where its little brother landed - and it never comes down. This is about the closest you can get to throwing a saddle on a rocket engine, bolting on some optional heavy artillery, and pressing the big red button.

[spice adder]

They be disrespecting mk1 with this text

[shy ice]

lets check the growler

[tropic bronze]

let us not however forget the ad copy for things like the squaddie
armoured it is not, false advertising

[shy ice]

im looking for spicy ones

[spice adder]

Yea find some

[shy ice]

You've met the Vapid Dominator, now it's time to meet its maker. And this quinquagenarian is still the hottest piece of muscle on the road. Don't believe us? Just climb inside and let the vibrations do the rest: zero to "Don't stop, Daddy" in 4.76 seconds...

• Dominator GTT

daddy 😳

Powerful, intimidating and a little sadistic, driving the Cypher is the most hardcore experience to come out of Germany since der menschlichen Toilette.

• Cypher

@prisma turtle u know what in the world that means

[quaint shoal]

Does the buffalo evx slide when you turn slightly from a dead start

[steep hinge]

What are on discounts this week?

[true knot]

When will gta + new month start?

[velvet lodge]

#📣┃gta-weekly-news

[velvet lodge]

right now, but what it is exactly is kinda a mystery for the next couple of hours as r* typically updates the gta+ section on their website a couple of hours after it resets

[quaint shoal]

wish the weaponized tampa had more armor

[true knot]

In game screen in main menu aswell?

[velvet lodge]

the new free claimable vehicle for gta+ is the buffalo EVX this month

[velvet lodge]

yeah

[true knot]

Ho do you know?

[velvet lodge]

im in-game rn

[true knot]

Oh makes sense thx

[velvet lodge]

ill post the new monthly benefits in #📣┃gta-weekly-news when R* drops it

[true knot]

Alr

[spice adder]

Is the weekly update live now?

Ok its live

[tropic bronze]

it supposed to be glass cannon
like savage

[tropic bronze]

its interesting how the update post here comes out when the tuna actually goes live
it's almost like they don't trust ppl not to ask "when update"

[spice adder]

[quaint shoal]

the toreador exist

and that thing is literally 1/3 glass but has significantly more fire power and survivability

[spice adder]

U cant beat R* logic

[tropic bronze]

which is of cours why they evenutally banned it from all but the og missions which i can only assum they can't patch cos so old-ass

toreador went brrr in Play To Win until it didn't

[steep hinge]

Why can't I start a casino prep?

[thorny ocean]

@kind goblet you can log on this month

Gta+ got x2 on Street dealer that decent for each day

Maybe it be x4 this month as we got mr faber work x4 this week

Buffalo evx free gta+ vehicle hsw and imani tech aswell

[kind goblet]

x2 on dealers ain’t bad but my + ran out

[thorny ocean]

Mr faber work x4 should be awesome rp at least

Trying to hit rank 1000

[kind goblet]

Aren’t you close to level 900? @thorny ocean

[thorny ocean]

Yeah 71 rank to go

I play anything with x4 rp as it help

[thorny ocean]

@kind goblet also human fall flat got new trophy aswell and a new level

[kind goblet]

Bruh two new levels 😐 was 18 dlc packs not enough

[thorny ocean]

Also forgot to mention robocop dlc out 30 buck aswell it's owned game

@kind goblet

[thorny ocean]

They're getting ready for human fall flat 2

[kind goblet]

Bought it about two days ago and I thought the second one was out on pc

[thorny ocean]

The new life is strange double exposure on sale deluxe edition come with the cat content aswell

[forest ember]

When you realise a car you first saw in gta online is actually in a older game and you never saw it because you don’t see it…

[wintry heron]

we jus saying whatever

[spice adder]

[forest ember]

I never finished San Andreas and didn’t know the hustler was in the game

Always got stuck on zeros flying mission and never went to venturas

[spice adder]

I completed it on the mobile version. They made it easier on that

Those were hard on the og ones

[forest ember]

I need to replay it gonna do it on definitive edition, I remember all those convertibles and wished the savanna was in gta 5 with a no roof variant

[kind goblet]

The newer versions released on PS2 were made easier over time, including the nerf of the zero missions.

[junior river]

I’ve been stuck on the last mission for over 9 years.

Or

The gang wars u have to do

[forest ember]

It sucked I hated it

[junior river]

Before getting the final mission

[forest ember]

Other than that mission I loved San fierro

[junior river]

I loved the dessert place

Or forrest place

[forest ember]

XD

[junior river]

The second city u unlock

[spice adder]

San fierro was my fav among all the cities

[forest ember]

Helped that I wasn’t shot every second by ballas when driving

[junior river]

After getting smoked by tempter or wtv he was called

[spice adder]

I ran them out of ls. Made the whole area green

[forest ember]

Yea San fierro

[forest ember]

Just to lose it all eh

[junior river]

Bro every time i do gang wars, another territory of mine is at war.

[spice adder]

Tenpenny

[forest ember]

XD that’s the way

[spice adder]

Yeah that was a big blow lol

[forest ember]

Polaski to

[junior river]

Yess

[spice adder]

He was the bigger bastard

[forest ember]

Also Hernandez

[kind goblet]

The minigun is the best weapon to use for getting the territories

[junior river]

Ngl, follow the train mission aint even that difficult, compared to what other says on yt.

[junior river]

Ion have it

[forest ember]

It’s more dealing with smokes awful shooting

[spice adder]

It was difficult when i was a kid. Now its not

[junior river]

Nahh, i just jumped on the train

[spice adder]

Like the toy helicooter mission in gta vc

[kind goblet]

Yeah I found that mission a pain but it’s so easy with what you can actually do it’s easy to get on the train

[junior river]

Innit

[junior river]

Zero’s missions💔💔💔💔

[forest ember]

Never tried actually getting on the train

[junior river]

I remember nearly destroying my ps2

Because of damn zero

[spice adder]

I actually didnt find them that hardm they were alright

[forest ember]

That’s the weird thing the helicopter missions is vice city was easier

[kind goblet]

Worst mission is probably espresso 2 go on gta 3 back when we had no map to find the stands to destroy

[junior river]

Nahh, as a kid i struggled every time i did it.

[spice adder]

I recently installed the og versions. They dont seems hard now

[spice adder]

Yea it was a nightmare back then

[junior river]

So i waited until summer, then travelled to my home country and gave my cousin the console.

I had to bring with me the ps2

Then we later got a xbox 360

[spice adder]

[forest ember]

I never really played gta 3

[spice adder]

The struggle was real

[junior river]

And i used to play so much driver

Driver was top 3 games in it’s time🙏

[spice adder]

I played gta 3 after vc and sa. So it felt like a downgrade. Didnt really enjoy it

[kind goblet]

I couldn’t pass the tutorial in driver they made that so difficult

[spice adder]

Also the cars are a lot weaker in gta 3

[forest ember]

That’s the car park?

[spice adder]

They just catch on fire so easily

[kind goblet]

Yes like 60 seconds to complete 20 objectives or whatever it was

[junior river]

Lol, i also had psp at cousin’s house. So i used to play the otger vice city, and liberty city.

[forest ember]

I’ve heard you can’t do races in liberty city after you kill Salvatore cause mafia guys have shotguns

[forest ember]

Bloody hell

[kind goblet]

Yes they rip any car to shreds

[forest ember]

Bloody hell

[spice adder]

Man those are nightmares. I had to retry that countless times

[latent grotto]

U british

[spice adder]

They 2shot any cars with those shotguns

[kind goblet]

You need the bulletproof patriot to do the races

[forest ember]

…crap I’ve been found out

[kind goblet]

British innit

[latent grotto]

Can we gentenly go to a pub

[forest ember]

No im busy drinking tea with a cherry bakewell

[kind goblet]

That does sound very British

[spice adder]

With some beans sprinkled on

[kind goblet]

What tea bags do you use?

[wintry heron]

?

[forest ember]

Nah not a fan of beans

[spice adder]

Thats a first

[latent grotto]

Chat gpt song Chippy Tea & Council Dreams
(Verse 1)
Woke up late on a rainy morn,
Greggs bag crumbs on my dressing gown worn,
Kettle’s broke, but I’m soldierin’ on,
Toast’s burnt but the telly’s on.

Bin day blues, tracksuit chic,
Council flat view and a leaky sink,
Mum’s shoutin' up, “Get yer life on track!”
But I’m busy scrollin’ footie stats.

(Chorus)
It’s chippy tea and council dreams,
Sky Sports on and a quid for beans,
Life’s not glam, but we’re doin' alright,
Pints down spoons every Saturday night.

It’s lager lips and takeout trays,
Talkin’ big plans we’ll chase one day,
Might not be rich, but the banter’s gold,
We’ve got heart, and a north wind bold.

(Verse 2)
Bus don’t come, I’m stood in the rain,
Mate’s got beef ‘cause I missed the train,
Job centre queue, I give a cheeky nod,
Bloke in front's wearin’ socks with crocs.

Poundland buzz, it’s a budget spree,
Jammy dodgers and two-for-three,
Corner shop fella knows me by name,
Says, “Still chasin’ dreams or just chasin’ fame?”

(Chorus)
It’s chippy tea and council dreams,
Kebab in foil while the kettle screams,
Flat’s gone cold but my heart’s still warm,
From the pub to the park to the high street swarm.

We’ve got chip shop grease and union jacks,
Cider sips and TikTok cracks,
No mansion gates or fashion scenes,
Just proper laughs and fish-finger dreams.

(Bridge)
Rain-soaked streets, we call it charm,
Got love in texts and a broken alarm,
Life’s not perfect, but who needs gloss?
We’ve got mates, meat pies, and Maldon sauce.

(Final Chorus)
It’s chippy tea and council dreams,
Vodka coke and discount jeans,
Laugh through life with a British grin,
If we’re goin’ down, we’re goin’ in.

[forest ember]

Oh Yorkshire tea or pg tips

[wintry heron]

Okay

[kind goblet]

tea bags are used to make tea

[muted crest]

that update man what is that

[kind goblet]

pg tips do taste nice

[forest ember]

XD

[wintry heron]

Ik

[spice adder]

Its an update

[latent grotto]

No qwestions

[wintry heron]

I’m just saying stuff tryna level

[forest ember]

They do but if you say anything bad about Yorkshire tea you perish

[muted crest]

nah but its terrible

[forest ember]

Nope

[spice adder]

Yea its one of the updates ever

[kind goblet]

Never tried them don’t really like tea anyway

[muted crest]

is the mr faber work even worth it?

[forest ember]

Gasp

[spice adder]

If u got gta+ then maybe

[latent grotto]

🇬🇧 Stereotypically British Words & Phrases
Everyday Slang

Loo – bathroom
Cheers – thanks / goodbye
Bloody – intensifier (e.g., "bloody hell", "bloody brilliant")
Mate – friend, buddy
Ta – informal thanks
Bugger – mild curse / frustration / term of endearment (context-dependent)
Knackered – very tired
Gobsmacked – astonished, shocked
Skint – broke, no money
Chuffed – pleased, proud
Bollocks – nonsense / mistake / expletive
Dodgy – suspicious or unreliable
Barmy – crazy or eccentric
Gutted – very disappointed
Brilliant – great, excellent
Wicked – awesome (can also mean "evil", but often used positively)
Food & Drink

Cuppa – cup of tea
Bangers and mash – sausages and mashed potatoes
Full English – traditional cooked breakfast
Biscuit – cookie (US)
Crisps – potato chips (US)
Sarnie – sandwich
Pudding – dessert in general (not just sweet custard)
Bevvie – alcoholic drink (usually beer)
Insults or Banter

Wanker – rude insult (careful with this one)
Tosser – idiot (mildly offensive)
Muppet – silly or incompetent person
Plonker – fool
Numpty – idiot (Scottish origin, often playful)
Descriptions / Adjectives

Posh – fancy or upper-class
Snog – kiss (romantic)
Rubbish – trash (literal or metaphorical)
Stroppy – moody or irritable
Faff (about/around) – to waste time, dither
Naff – uncool, tacky
Twee – overly quaint or cutesy
Phrases & Idioms

"Bob’s your uncle!" – and there you have it! (used at the end of instructions)
"Taking the mickey" / "taking the piss" – mocking or teasing
"Not my cup of tea" – not to my liking
"It's gone pear-shaped" – it went wrong
"Throw a spanner in the works" – cause a problem
"Over the moon" – very happy

[spice adder]

Cuz its 4x

[forest ember]

I use some of them

[latent grotto]

All of them

[forest ember]

Not all >.>

[spice adder]

Where is cunt?

[latent grotto]

All 8f them

[quaint shoal]

whats british slang for cigar

[kind goblet]

Most of these are completely outdated

[prisma turtle]

spinach

[prisma turtle]

hello Fallout.

[kind goblet]

Uhh

[forest ember]

Never used sarnie

[forest ember]

Cigar

[kind goblet]

Hey @prisma turtle

[prisma turtle]

hawa u

[kind goblet]

Mostly Scottish ppl use that

[muted crest]

I do

[forest ember]

Ahh ok

[spice adder]

Then do them

[kind goblet]

I’m alright u?

[prisma turtle]

disturbed by the people in #💎┃memes／media

[kind goblet]

I think ta is mostly Scottish aswell but it’s mostly used to talk to babies

[forest ember]

Ta is definitely Scottish

[kind goblet]

I can see why 😂

[latent grotto]

My shape’s a secret stitched in leather,
Once ruled the world in war and letter.
I sleep beneath volcano’s breath,
Yet sing of beauty, not of death.

A painter’s dream, a sculptor’s muse,
Where ancient tongues still softly cruise.
I birthed an empire, a Church, and a dish,
I’m every poet’s whispered wish.

No compass needed, just some flair —
Name the land beyond compare.

🎭 What country am I?

[forest ember]

Idk could be England could be Italy

[prisma turtle]

poet

[latent grotto]

Counry

[prisma turtle]

germany

[latent grotto]

Only one what coild it be

[latent grotto]

No

[prisma turtle]

france

[latent grotto]

Near

[prisma turtle]

belgium

[forest ember]

Didn’t make a church did they?

[latent grotto]

No

[spice adder]

Uganda

[prisma turtle]

notre dame…?

[latent grotto]

No

[prisma turtle]

Uganda be kidding me

[spice adder]

[latent grotto]

U want the ansers?

[forest ember]

I see building a church as an actual religon than a physical church

[forest ember]

Ya

[latent grotto]

🇮🇹

[spice adder]

Ye thats uganda

[forest ember]

Hawaiian made by Canadians

[spice adder]

[latent grotto]

Bro youbthink thet russia is a floting island

[latent grotto]

Btw i come frome italy

Fun fact

[spice adder]

Yea saw with my own eyes

[latent grotto]

Bro ti stai zitto

[spice adder]

Yes u too

[latent grotto]

Allora se ancora parli ti piace il cazzo

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/we-should-all-know-less-about-each-other-we-should-all-know-gif-15814564922952641327

[spice adder]

The feelings are mutual

[latent grotto]

Ma shut tf up

[latent grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940992908235001949/1288269585883205694/togif-3.gif

[latent grotto]

Allora stai zitto boss o no

[spice adder]

Yea he was the boss

[latent grotto]

Bro fra poco chiamo il 112

[spice adder]

I think he said 211

[latent grotto]

What is 211?

[spice adder]

[latent grotto]

Ti piace la ciola

[spice adder]

Yea i like coca cola

[latent grotto]

LA CIOlA

[spice adder]

Thats too ig

[latent grotto]

The ciola is the dingle ling

[latent grotto]

Btw are you a shark cars enjoyer

[tropic siren]

Where can I modify the phantom wedge?

[spice adder]

I would enjoy it if i got one

[spice adder]

Maybe the vehicle warehouse

[latent grotto]

In ls customs?

[spice adder]

I dont own it so i have no idea

[latent grotto]

I dont own it too

[latent grotto]

What is youre best buisness

[spice adder]

Nc maybe

But it takes quite a while to fill up

[tropic siren]

Thanks

[latent grotto]

Fill up you men the popularity bar

[tropic siren]

I’ll try bc in the hanger it doesn’t work

[spice adder]

Nah the storage. Popularity is always full

[spice adder]

Its not an aircraft why woukd it work in the hanger lol

[latent grotto]

Whitch storage thers only the popularity bar and the safe

[spice adder]

The items that u sell

[latent grotto]

Items since when doeas the night club have items

[spice adder]

Bruh u kidding or what

[latent grotto]

Nah

Since when did they update?

[tropic siren]

Avenger apologies

Auto correct always does this

[spice adder]

Oh now it makes sense

U can upgrade the avenger in hanger tho

[latent grotto]

So the nc has a storage room?

[spice adder]

U are saying u didnt get the storages for nc?

[prisma turtle]

you cant modify it 🥲

[quaint shoal]

are the assassination missions that lester planned and franklin executed in story mode the reason why we dont have stock trading in online

[prisma turtle]

you cant 🙏

[latent grotto]

I dont know if it ever existet le me see it

[spice adder]

Bruh

[latent grotto]

Bru what

[spice adder]

I am still confused if u are joking or not

[latent grotto]

My game is start7ng

[tropic siren]

And facility if I’m not wrong

[latent grotto]

No i alwais tought thet the nc had oly the safe and popularity bar not a storage roome

[spice adder]

Yea it was facility only but now u can use the hanger too. And it allows extra upgrades which the facility Doesn't

[tropic siren]

Really? Bruv

[spice adder]

Well i suggest u get those storages then

[latent grotto]

Ok where do i go to find the nc storage rooms

[quaint shoal]

watch their stock be worth like 2.5m

mans sitting on a treasure trove without knowing

[spice adder]

In the website in ur phn

[latent grotto]

Ok

[spice adder]

There are 5 storages

[latent grotto]

It sais that i have 100.000$ stock and a person?

[spice adder]

What are the other businesses u have?

[latent grotto]

Acid lap

Where you cen sell stuff

[spice adder]

U got bunker and mc businesses?

[latent grotto]

Bunker

[spice adder]

Also the hangar or ceo warehouse

[latent grotto]

No

Only nc acid bunker

[prisma turtle]

just link in my long ass nightclub shopping list 😭

[spice adder]

Nc storage depends on ur existing businesses. Like the mc businesses, bunker, hangar/cargo warehouse

[latent grotto]

Ohh and what tf do i do whit that storage?

[spice adder]

I think if u watch a nc guide on yt u will understand better

[latent grotto]

Can you tell me

Pls

[little vortex]

lol I was abt to say, link this man to a video already

[quaint shoal]

you nc gets specific stock from specific properties

[spice adder]

@latent grotto tgg has a detailed guide on it. Watch and u will understand better than i can explain u

[latent grotto]

Yae ad what you do whit that stock is my qwestion

[latent grotto]

Ok

[little vortex]

Sell it for money

[tropic bronze]

yeah our lord and saviour has been re-doing some of the basic business guides recently as well

watch those

[latent grotto]

So you can sell youre safe?

[quaint shoal]

Hookers and blow

[latent grotto]

I better what the guide

[spice adder]

His rags to riches guide was helpful for me when i was starting out

[tropic bronze]

isnt there internal links for these guides
since we cant link external

[spice adder]

Idk

[little vortex]

Probably, but idk how these bots work

[tropic bronze]

if there isnt the mods are missing a trick

[little vortex]

I say dm him, if they’re open

[latent grotto]

I under stan it know so there is 2 ways of making nc money one white the nc and 1 whit the underground ware haose (and that isnwhat i ditnt knownthetvthere even was a undergroundware house) thkns shark cards

[spice adder]

Well off u go then

[little vortex]

👏🏾

[spice adder]

I would suggest getting other businesses that are required for the nc before getting those storages

Otherwise they wont give much income

[fervent ridge]

Which version of the bravado buffalo is worth getting? I'm planning to get the one that is Franklin's car from the story mode and maybe one more

[spice adder]

I heard stx is better

So maybe get that

But the evx has hsw so maybe consider that too

[tropic bronze]

but it stoopid electric buffalo with fake gear change noises

[spice adder]

Does it also have fake exhaust?

[tropic bronze]

i didnt check for that but r* reproduced what happens on the original cringe irl car

[spice adder]

Which car is it based on?

[tropic bronze]

charger daytona

the most cringe electric car to date

[spice adder]

Oo

Whats cringe about it?

[tropic bronze]

fake everything is what's cringe

but from my pov it also has nowhere near enough power to be an electric "muscle car"

[spice adder]

So the irl car has fake gear shifting too?

[tropic bronze]

more or less yes
many pedantic articles have been written by electricstans about how it isn't fake shifting but it ls

its just noise
it's not actual shifting therefore fake

[spice adder]

Have to look it up about this car now. I am curious

[fervent ridge]

Evx is 2.14 million while the stx is..unless I'm blind idk which website it is on

[spice adder]

Southern sa maybe

It came with the contracts dlc

[fervent ridge]

Oh yeah I found it

1.61 million

[spice adder]

How much is it

[tropic bronze]

we all know by now that washing machines have massive torque and hp potential so throwing a standard-for-sports-car 500hp motor in and calling it a "muscle car" in the electric age is just BS, to qualify as an electric muscle car I think the minimum should be a thousand especially given what it has to haul around

[spice adder]

Oh less than evx

[fervent ridge]

Yeah

About 500k cheaper

[spice adder]

I heard that stx got better handling but i dont have it so not sure

[fervent ridge]

Hmm the weaponized tampa is on discount rn

[spice adder]

Yea get it too

[fervent ridge]

I'll probably look at vids online for comparisons

[spice adder]

The car discounts this week are gd

[tropic bronze]

stx is pretty well planted for a muscle car
it is prolly best buffalo

[spice adder]

Yea that will be better

[tropic bronze]

and also fast for muscle class

[tropic bronze]

gtacars.net if you want car stats

[fervent ridge]

Do they do comparisons?

[fervent ridge]

I'm thinking..but whether that machine gun up top can shred is the next question

[tropic bronze]

site has many features

bear in mind however that it's the result of testing by one person who's an experienced racer
your results will ABSOLUTELY vary

[spice adder]

The dual mg can

[fervent ridge]

Btw, is there a way to buy or change the nc delivery vehicle

[spice adder]

If u got the research

[spice adder]

U can modify them in ur nc

[tropic bronze]

once you buy you cant change
so only buy the pounder custom on top of the speedo

[fervent ridge]

I'm confused on the research part, do I call agent 14 for it besides also assigning staff to research and fast track it?

[tropic bronze]

the mule is slow

[spice adder]

Just dont buy the mule

This way u always get the pounder if u have more crates

[tropic bronze]

the vehicle you will be using is determined by stock so speedo up to 91 crates then the bigger vehilce on top of that

[spice adder]

I used to assign all staffs to research. After getting all researches done then i focused on selling bunker

[fervent ridge]

So you just keep buying supplies for research?

[spice adder]

Yea

I had other businesses for money making so it wasnt any problem

Or if u like u can always fast track

I think it costs sround 1.1mil if u fast track everything

[fervent ridge]

Do I have to buy the pounder custom on my own is there a way to get it in the nc

[spice adder]

Yea u have to buy it first

[fervent ridge]

Hmm I guess I'll do the research after I sell my stuff tmr

[fervent ridge]

Hmm need to complete 10 sell missions for a cheaper price of 241k..

[spice adder]

I would say buy the tampa now since its discounted. After u get dual mg done then u can put it on

[fervent ridge]

Actually I might just bite the bullet and buy it at the usual price of 320k since I can sell my acid to cover it

[spice adder]

Ur choice

[fervent ridge]

Okay then

I'll probably settle the equipment and staff upgrades tmr after I grind a bit more cash

[hoary dome]

Have they put a jammer on it yet

Pretty useless it only takes one rocket

[prisma turtle]

@kind goblet got any fun game ideas?

to platinum

[kind goblet]

Fortnite have fun with the 1000 hours

[prisma turtle]

how do you even get that game mode

[kind goblet]

Pay for it

[shy ice]

she

[spice adder]

Well u dont use it for pvp

[kind goblet]

But if you actually want some serious suggestions try spider-man, minecraft, Astro bot, Skyrim and Elden ring

[prisma turtle]

oh for fuck sake

[prisma turtle]

what about rdr2 or fc6?

[edgy dew]

Ok then

[prisma turtle]

rdr2 is currently discounted I think

[prisma turtle]

I‘m just looking, not buying yet

[shy ice]

so

[prisma turtle]

I‘ll first play everything I got, maybe then

[shy ice]

i have a salvage yard robbery from last week event pending, i just need to do the finale

one cayo and ill be at 80%

[edgy dew]

If u buy FC5 then we Can maybe platum together cuz my fr Is stupid

[spice adder]

Is it still there?

[kind goblet]

Online is far more doable compared to the first one but it’s a very long platinum plus the gold medals are a fucking pain as they have to be done in one go @prisma turtle

[quaint shoal]

are you shitting me

[shy ice]

yes

[spice adder]

Gd then

[shy ice]

once u paid the setup, u can just leave it like that

[edgy dew]

Thats stuff Is shi

[hoary dome]

lol

[quaint shoal]

I get my lock up raided and I lose it cause the van has bulletproof glass and I said fuck it and sprayed the driver with a minigun

[spice adder]

He leaves the van tho after u shoot the van

[quaint shoal]

10 seconds after becoming a president the game throws me that shit

[quaint shoal]

I fucking snipped him and he kept driving

[spice adder]

Got 2 back to back raids the other day after becoming mc pres

[edgy dew]

Well he have second life so thats why

[spice adder]

Lol

He always gets out of the van after i shoot some bullets

[shy ice]

$27000 per 48 mins

is my current safe rate

for the hands on car wash

pretty good, yes?

[edgy dew]

Hm

[spice adder]

Yea

[shy ice]

i just need to do 3 missions every like 6 hours or smth

i always do the legal work for all three missions once they reach 88%

[spice adder]

I just do it when they stop making money

[edgy dew]

Why dose ur pfp change hmđ

[spice adder]

Happens to me too

[shy ice]

hmd?

[edgy dew]

Hmđ ? W tf

[edgy dew]

U Are good for now

[quaint shoal]

Helmet mounted display

[shy ice]

96% is the bare max

[edgy dew]

Ye i knew it i was just testing

[spice adder]

Higgins has been red ever since its 2x ended. Didnt touch it since then

Smoke on the water is going same route too

[little vortex]

Double money on time trials, and it’s the most irritating trial

Fun, love this game, 10/10

[shy ice]

most irritating?

u got me interested... sort of

[simple cedar]

What’s the gta+ benefits this month?

[edgy dew]

Did she?

[simple cedar]

If you complete all 3 time trials you get $1,100,000

[shy ice]

maybe

[edgy dew]

Ok bald

[shy ice]

i can copy paste the tez tweet

if thats the one ur looking for

[simple cedar]

Sure

Idk what it says

[shy ice]

GTA+ Rewards

Free vehicle

• Bravado Buffalo EVX

2x GTA$ on

• Street Dealers

2x GTA$ & RP on

• Mr. Faber Work (4x this week)

Vehicle Benefits

• Light Blue Pearl (+Wheel) Chameleon Paint

Clothing Unlocks

• Blue Manor Hoodie
• Blue Manor Shorts

30% Off

• Higgins Helitours

50% Off All Ammo

• TezFunz2

i hope its the one ur looking for

lol

[little vortex]

Aka, bullshit

[shy ice]

[edgy dew]

Thanks for the info i dont need lol

[shy ice]

lol

[spice adder]

How much does the premium race pay?

[edgy dew]

U pay for that???????

[shy ice]

i can barely afford a $3 item from discord

how could i get gta+

[edgy dew]

Well this Is useless anywqys, so thats why u play on PC?

[tropic bronze]

PC, where you don't need PS+ but spend ~$200 on a main VPN and a backup when the main's endpoints get blacklisted by Akamai

(well, at least if you currently / used to run GTAO like I do)

[edgy dew]

Then Better get to work

[quaint shoal]

neat the tac SMG can be used in cars

[spice adder]

Oh forgot about that. How much it costs

[little vortex]

yup, better than ap pistol

[quaint shoal]

333k

[edgy dew]

Or Is it

[quaint shoal]

60 rounder though

[tropic bronze]

Ap pistol is goat

tac pistol is for sprayers

[spice adder]

Thats why i am getting it

[quaint shoal]

that's me

[tropic bronze]

i have it on maybe two of my accounts
it's just unneccesary when you have micro smg for spraying and ap for takedowns

[little vortex]

Ya, bigger mag is appreciated

[edgy dew]

Less damage

[spice adder]

Where is the gunvan today

[little vortex]

Doesn’t matter if u shoot brains

[quaint shoal]

headshots

[quaint shoal]

Found it near the beach

[spice adder]

Ok buying it now

[edgy dew]

So they Are zombies Got it

[little vortex]

lowkey, yes

[quaint shoal]

shoot for the balls

[edgy dew]

Maybe

[little vortex]

Guys, what do you think is the quickest method of getting the Cop Killer role (killing 5k cops)

[spice adder]

I like getting on my avenger, putting it on autopilot then just blasting

[wintry heron]

Bruh

[spice adder]

I see the el strickler is also available

Is it modifyable?

[little vortex]

Would a raiju be a good substitute for avenger? 🤔

[velvet lodge]

id say use a wallbreach and then have a shootout

[spice adder]

Yea works

[little vortex]

Wallbreach?

[velvet lodge]

out of bounds

[wintry heron]

What’s ur rank

[little vortex]

Ah, idk any, but I’ll look some up

[edgy dew]

Hitman Is a Good game

[velvet lodge]

1189

[wintry heron]

On rocket

[fervent ridge]

The EVX being free is..crazy

[spice adder]

Well they are paying extra. I say they should give more free stuff

[wintry heron]

your a trophy hunter nvm bro

[fervent ridge]

True

[tropic bronze]

its not free lol

[quaint shoal]

it's "free"

for $5 a month or whatever GTA+ cost

[tropic bronze]

This is like the ppl who grind arena 1000 saying that paying to get 4x AP is great value
Bro you're literally paying to grind

[wintry heron]

Lol

Fck gta plus

[spice adder]

I played arena war once only

[little vortex]

it’s ✨free✨ ||with 5 easy payments of 99.99||

[velvet lodge]

what's your point

[fervent ridge]

I've never touched that mode once

[wintry heron]

That your a trophy hunter

U a high rank most likely

[fervent ridge]

Honestly I might get the EVX over the STX

[velvet lodge]

i just said my rank

[tropic bronze]

i've relatively little against it unless it paywalls key gameplay stuff
if you want what it offers then i see no problem
it's just silly tho when ppl treat it as some sort of value proposition

[velvet lodge]

most of the ones i explored in 2013 are patched but i hear there's a lot still around

[little vortex]

Literally have a garage of unused arena war cars smh

[fervent ridge]

Damn

[tropic bronze]

i touched it enough to get the arena taxi
pain even at that level

[wintry heron]

U said a number idk numbers on rocket

[little vortex]

I want to play it but no one plays

[wintry heron]

Like i remember i hit diamond

[velvet lodge]

oh i thought you meant gta rank

[spice adder]

I thought that too😂

[tropic bronze]

btw pino isn't there internal links we can use to link to our lord and saviour's guide vids

[wintry heron]

Yea nah i seen your status

[velvet lodge]

wdym

[spice adder]

Tgg vid links

[tropic bronze]

i think i tried to link a tgg video before and i got a warning from the bot

so aren't there internal discord links we can use

saves me going to dm and sending gtamen links instead

[velvet lodge]

only community helpers and ranks above can link stuff

[prisma turtle]

they dont stack? 😭

[prisma turtle]

do you need ps+?

[edgy dew]

Ofc u do but we Can play even tho u on Ps 5

[kind goblet]

Nope beat the game get max stats best guns best horse and that will carry to the old missions making it slightly more easy I think I ended up getting 83 gold medals in total most easy ones are epilogue

[fervent ridge]

Thoughts on the sentinel gts? It's the only other 4-door car I might get besides the armoured kuruma which I own already

[spice adder]

Its a fun car to drive

[kind goblet]

So if one mission requires to be beat in 10 minutes 24 headshots minimal damage 90% accurate good luck @prisma turtle

[prisma turtle]

there is no PS5 version of the game so…

[prisma turtle]

i‘d rather play rdr2 on a PC and cruise around in a Jeep 😭

[kind goblet]

He means you can play the PS4 version on PS5

[edgy dew]

Ye so if u get it, And want to platinum it lmk

[wintry heron]

U did ?

[edgy dew]

There Is no ps5 vers for far cry 5 bruh

[edgy dew]

Did what?

[wintry heron]

Platinum rd2

[edgy dew]

Nah i did gta

[kind goblet]

I basically just said that

[wintry heron]

Tuf

[edgy dew]

Hm

[prisma turtle]

ik that

[edgy dew]

I know

[kind goblet]

I thought of a banger game you can actually platinum and it’s one of the best games of the year @prisma turtle mindseye

[edgy dew]

Lol

[kind goblet]

It’s actually really ahead of the times it’s basically a PS6 game

[prisma turtle]

never heard of thar

[kind goblet]

You’ve been living under a rock

[wintry heron]

Bc ts trash

Sike nah

[wintry heron]

Do u have it tho

[edgy dew]

From a guy who left rockstar?

[prisma turtle]

Bc?

[kind goblet]

Yeah he left rockstar

[wintry heron]

Bro

[edgy dew]

Then i know

[wintry heron]

Because

Turn off that juice WRLD bro

[prisma turtle]

leave my fucking music alone, creep

I listen to whatever I want

„bro“

[wintry heron]

Lil bro ain’t nb a creep ts public info

[kind goblet]

cringe

[prisma turtle]

can you speak proper english?

[wintry heron]

Oh ?

[wintry heron]

Buddy stop cringe im weak

It’s cringe too look at profile ?

[edgy dew]

Lol

[prisma turtle]

it is if you tell me to turn off my music

[wintry heron]

I’m not deadass

Idgaf

Listen too it

😂

[kind goblet]

Cringe to judge someone’s music taste when his music is beloved and telling people what not to listen to

[wintry heron]

Bro

[edgy dew]

Guys violence is Never An option lol

[wintry heron]

Mind your business fr

I’m joking with him

[prisma turtle]

nah mate, you are the joke rn

[kind goblet]

Not a him

[edgy dew]

Ahahhhha

[wintry heron]

I’m the joke good one

[kind goblet]

Anyway see ya

[prisma turtle]

bye

[velvet lodge]

gta+ this month is a joke

[edgy dew]

Well every month it Is

[velvet lodge]

no

[prisma turtle]

whats the benefit?

lemme guess
4x mr faber

[edgy dew]

So u didnt tell me about fc5

[velvet lodge]

#📣┃gta-weekly-news

[prisma turtle]

💀
I gotta agree that is a joke

[prisma turtle]

wait what did you want to hear?

I think I‘ll first just finish all the games I already own

[quaint shoal]

I like the rof of the tac smg

also Mr Faber's work increases heat level?

[edgy dew]

Ok then

[prisma turtle]

I think

[prisma turtle]

• are there a lot of online trophies?

[edgy dew]

Bit but we Can play story mode together so it would be fun

[prisma turtle]

when I got PS+ I usually just use it for GTA online 😭

[quaint shoal]

The rc bandito is nearly twice more the cost than the gokart

The fuck

[edgy dew]

I used to do that

[trim hinge]

You should transfer to pc

[edgy dew]

And at least ur country support Ps

[prisma turtle]

wdym

[prisma turtle]

and pay around 2k for equipment?
sure why not 💀

[edgy dew]

I cant buy Ps plus tru the Ps store

[prisma turtle]

💀
how

[trim hinge]

Common you being silly

[prisma turtle]

I dont have a monitor, I dont have great wifi in my room, PCs with good specs are expensive

[edgy dew]

@prisma turtle BC of thus

[prisma turtle]

wait how do you get ps+ then

I just missed an M5 C 🫥

[trim hinge]

But fr not like 2k you can swing with that 1k easily

[edgy dew]

Well i buy wallet for double Price lol but i did get it for cheap this time

[prisma turtle]

Wifi 🙏

[prisma turtle]

wallet?

[edgy dew]

Online one

Yk?

[trim hinge]

What’s the difference between ps5 wifi and pc wifi connection?

[prisma turtle]

the PS5 is in the living room, where the router is

[edgy dew]

On Ps

[prisma turtle]

the pc would be in my room

where there‘s no wifi at all

[trim hinge]

Don’t you have mobile data? 😂

[prisma turtle]

💀🙏

you srsly want me to play on mobile data? 💀

I cant even download a 500mb app using my mobile data

[pale sky]

Better than nothing

[edgy dew]

And lets say i want to buy 12 months if my country supported Ps then it would cost me 60 And now i need to pay like 120

[trim hinge]

It’s totally enough and you can always upgrade small extra modem for wifi boost that’s not so expensive

[prisma turtle]

my mobile data is like 10gb.

[edgy dew]

Mine Is infinite

🙂

[trim hinge]

Okay with limited its sad I have unlimited and +/- 350 - 500 speed just from iphone

[prisma turtle]

yeah well I would‘ve approved if I had infinite

[trim hinge]

Well you always have that one kidney you can live without

[prisma turtle]

that‘s spare change for my RS6 in some time

[trim hinge]

It would cover maybe the visual upgrade costs 🥹

[prisma turtle]

visual upgrades?
nah this thing stays stock

except the engine

and everything else non visual

I planned a cost of around 400k for that thing 💀

[trim hinge]

Black optic, matte carbon..

[prisma turtle]

matte carbon…?

[spice adder]

Lets go to the strip club today

[prisma turtle]

dude a fully customized RS6 GT is like

wait lemme check my pdf file

[trim hinge]

It’s paired with black optic

[prisma turtle]

212.290€

[trim hinge]

Usually I guess

[prisma turtle]

for a fully custom RS6 GT

a kidney is like… 250?

[trim hinge]

A clean one

[little vortex]

Tried this but the number of cops killed isn’t changing ://

[prisma turtle]

I never touched a drop of alcohol…

[velvet lodge]

odd, noose don't count as cops

[prisma turtle]

no wait

thats the liver

[spice adder]

Just get a weaponized vehicle and start rampaging

[little vortex]

Even the NOOSE count didn’t change

[velvet lodge]

odd

[spice adder]

Get a tank and raise hell on the streets. Better if its khanjali

[trim hinge]

Damn you the right one

[prisma turtle]

right one for what

[trim hinge]

I can’t translate more easier to understand you know the right one that always home at 6pm for dinner don’t smoke don’t drink n shit

https://tenor.com/view/weak-pussy-gif-20050549

[prisma turtle]

I‘m home at like 4 💀

[trim hinge]

[prisma turtle]

no wait
5

[trim hinge]

Damn your parents proudly

[prisma turtle]

no they‘re not
I‘m home that quick because of videogames 😭

[trim hinge]

I hope you’re not fat af

[spice adder]

I am fat af

[fervent ridge]

Which is better, armoured paragon r or armoured kuruma

[tranquil magnet]

Maybe I should join a Cayo heist so I’m not perma broke

[trim hinge]

damn right stacking those SC under your skin

[spice adder]

Kuruma

[spice adder]

[fervent ridge]

Hmm maybe getting a casino penthouse just for that car isn't worth it for now..

[spice adder]

I bought it when it was discounted

Haven’t touched the paragon in a while. Its just sitting there

[fervent ridge]

I honestly want the suite and the car but idk whether the price is okay considering it's a house and car while normally 1 mil+ is for one car

[trim hinge]

paragon is slightly heavier

[shell minnow]

Bro

[edgy dew]

Cj je slepac

[shell minnow]

A Kosatka with Sparrow is 4m

I'm at 2

[edgy dew]

Da znas

[trim hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

again you interrupt and crying in middle mf blocked me. Now who’s the real kid?

[edgy dew]

Dont cry

[shell minnow]

I just dropped 300k on a combat MG

[fervent ridge]

Slowly but surely

[trim hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/meat-slap-that-meat-salt-bae-gif-7897765

[shell minnow]

I guess

[prisma turtle]

I‘m not bruh

[edgy dew]

Dw about my other messages for game

[shell minnow]

My shooting stat is too low

Any way to fix that?

[velvet lodge]

shooting range is the best way

[shell minnow]

Okay, Ammunation one?

[velvet lodge]

bunker would be fine too

[shell minnow]

Ok

[formal sluice]

Has the iron mule been nerfed? I tried using it for a nightclub sale and it wouldn’t pick up the truck

I’ve been having the same issues with the gunrunner sales too

[velvet lodge]

if you have more than 1 drop off location it doesn't pick up the truck

[formal sluice]

Wow lol pointless then

[shell minnow]

Which guns are the best to do shooting range with?

[sinful jasper]

"L + no aura + rizzless + ratio,
Skibidi fanboy with a fake Sigma ego.
Your ‘glow-up’ is a glow-down, tragic,
Cope harder, kid—stay delulu magic. "

[sinful jasper]

Sniper?

[shell minnow]

Really? I just wanna max out my shooting asap to have max ammo

[sinful jasper]

Oh

[sinful jasper]

Skill?

[shell minnow]

Yup

[sinful jasper]

I think there was a rly quick method i used on yt

[shell minnow]

Sure let's hear it

[sinful jasper]

I dont remember it u look it up 😭

[tropic bronze]

quickest regular method for me when levelling up a rando is to stand on a building roof somewhere (e.g. maze bank west roof), snipe someone, snipe the cops to get three star then just go ham with the minigun on the helis

[little vortex]

I think it maxes out pretty quickly just playing the game normally, u shoot shit all the time

[shell minnow]

I don't have the minigun yet

I'm level 15

[tropic bronze]

it comes up relatively often in the gun van

[little vortex]

and if u have a friend, they can drop you one

[shell minnow]

How long do you think it will take?

[edgy dew]

U sure?

[little vortex]

I’m never sure Marko

[edgy dew]

I knew it sharon*

[tropic bronze]

as long as you know how to use the interaction menu for snacks and ammo then you could get it done in a pretty short time

all you have to do is heal and reammo during the breaks in the helis coming

[spice adder]

He can just press c when weapon wheel is open

Thats way faster

[little vortex]

Definitely will take less time than it does raising ur strength stat

Ts takes forever

[tropic bronze]

punch for ever

even with a custom job

trying to do it via missions without cops = extra nightmare since you have to find the npcs to punch

[spice adder]

I always keep punching npc's here and there. Strength stat gradually increases

[edgy dew]

Qnd u think u Are sure about that hm

[tropic bronze]

i got into the habit of going into gta online and punching someone as soon as i stepped out but the number of ppl you have to punch is actually insane

[spice adder]

Well my stats are all complete now except stealth. There is half of the last bar left

[tropic bronze]

so much better to go into testing a custom job where you just line up npc's to punch

stealth is easy

just rubber band while sneaking or on PC, ahk and lock W+A

[spice adder]

Yea strength i woukd say takes the longest

[tropic bronze]

lung is also a bit of a pain if you don't hang out underwater very often

again, scuba + rubber band making sure you're staying at whatever depth you are at

[spice adder]

Is there a lung option too? Didnt notice

[tropic bronze]

yeah you drown less
it's not in the visible stats in-game but it is listed in your SC stats

[spice adder]

Oh have to check then

[tropic bronze]

moving underwater increases it

[shell minnow]

And how do I find custom Jobs?

[little vortex]

Custom job… to raise ur strength stat?

gonna take literal days

[edgy dew]

Nah

[restive steeple]

I have barely ever sold MC business stuff and recently did some weed sales during the double money week. Whoever decided to design that one sale where you have to drive a truck while stoned? I hope they stub their toe and then step on a LEGO.

[little vortex]

[restive steeple]

I got my strength stat from about 50% using the job 'Pier Pressure' and just killing all the enemies under their pier then running around the beach punching people.

[little vortex]

Yea, it’s been fuck mc businesses since like 2020

[velvet lodge]

😨

[restive steeple]

It took maybe an hour?

[edgy dew]

Ay

[ivory torrent]

@velvet lodge

[little vortex]

I did the same shit and it did not take a singular hour

[velvet lodge]

yo

[ivory torrent]

yo

[edgy dew]

Yo

[velvet lodge]

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[velvet lodge]

hi marko

[ivory torrent]

yes pls

[shell minnow]

How long should it take for the revolver mail to appear?

[edgy dew]

Hey pino

[little vortex]

Mod corn

[restive steeple]

I didn't really time it to be fair. Just ran around punching while half-watching something on my other screen.

Lmao.

[velvet lodge]

[velvet lodge]

can take a while

[shell minnow]

And Maude?

[dry frost]

Does anyone know how to prevent cmm from resetting cause on the second setup we all loaded in and then for my two teammates cmm reset for no reason from my understanding

[velvet lodge]

ive put 200 hours into my other account and am still waiting to receive it

[dry frost]

(mine did not)

[shell minnow]

What's cmm

[velvet lodge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/l4q7ub/the_doomsday_criminal_mastermind_reset_bug_how_my/

for .2 you can now do it in private sessions

[edgy dew]

Kako ne znas

[edgy dew]

Wot

[little vortex]

nothing 😇

[edgy dew]

Dont lie sharon if thats even ur name

[shell minnow]

So about the shooting

[edgy dew]

Real one

[shell minnow]

How to max it?

[little vortex]

Shoot ppl

[shell minnow]

No shit Sherlock

[little vortex]

Ur overthinking it man

[shell minnow]

I mean zge easiest way

[velvet lodge]

shooting range...

[dry frost]

thank you

ig we'll try tht same org thing

[edgy dew]

I knew u lied

[little vortex]

Only on Thursdays and Saturdays

[edgy dew]

And every other day 🤔

[shell minnow]

Should I get an Auto shop before a Kosatka?

[little vortex]

Ew

[shell minnow]

Or should I grind to 4m

Cuz rn I'm in a bone stock Kuruma

[edgy dew]

I platinumed ghost of tsushima

[little vortex]

I’d personally choose kosatka tbh

[shell minnow]

Okay, but it's gonna get expensive instantly

[little vortex]

This is my first time playing

[edgy dew]

Ok so in the end u

Have a choice

[little vortex]

Well it’s my like 5th attempt at just beating the game bc I keep taking breaks and restarting bc I forget how to play

[edgy dew]

Lol its so eazy

[little vortex]

We’ll see

[edgy dew]

Btw ending Can be sad

If u even Beat the Game ofc

[little vortex]

Btw, is it possible to beat that first big guy? I think it’s scripted tht I lose but I wanna whoop his ass

[edgy dew]

On that bridge?

[little vortex]

Ya

[edgy dew]

If so then np

No no

[edgy dew]

He Is the leader of mongols

[little vortex]

[edgy dew]

U kill him after

Oh

Or he kill u

[little vortex]

Knowing me, they’ll both happen

[edgy dew]

Ye after he kills u like 5 times

[prisma turtle]

wdym

[edgy dew]

The messages u ignored but forget it

[shell minnow]

Tbh when I played on PS i felt kinda happy to log on daily but now I just feel numb

I don't know why

[junior river]

@viral coral

[viral coral]

yeah?

[junior river]

Idk should i buy hydra or save for starfighter.

[viral coral]

starfighter?

you mean starling?

[junior river]

Ohh yeah

Lol

[viral coral]

you definitely should not buy the hydra

[junior river]

Yeah

[viral coral]

it depends on your flight skills what you need, the average player cant fly the starling

[junior river]

But it’s 30%

[viral coral]

i always recommend it :D

but in first hand it could be very difficult for un-experienced pilots

[junior river]

I mean the only jets i drive is the one at military

[simple cedar]

What’s the best car to use for the coast to coast time trial

[junior river]

But volatol and alkonst also looks fun to drive @viral coral

[trim hinge]

And what you do with it when you fly?

[junior river]

I go in forst person and drive close to building

Play witg my life

[viral coral]

this planes are just for fun, they dont have a stand in the current meta

[junior river]

And i go for other jets and mk2

[simple cedar]

.

[junior river]

Ahhh

[trim hinge]

So generally you can do that with any plane

[junior river]

Well i didn’t find starling on warstock

[junior river]

Yes

[trim hinge]

So don’t spend a dime on that section for now if not really required

[junior river]

Fun to own a jet though.

[simple cedar]

What’s the best car for the coast to coast time trial, I go on the highway route?

[junior river]

Banahee

Banshee

[simple cedar]

I don’t have that

I was using the turismo omaggio but it’s too slow

[junior river]

150k

You coukd also use bati 801

[trim hinge]

Last week was good price on raiju or lazer don’t remember but this week nothing special..

[simple cedar]

I need a vehicle that’s fast, and easy to control

I was using the weevil custom but that slides all over the place

[junior river]

Ion think rainu and lazer has been on discount in a while

[junior river]

Virtue

Deveste eoght

[simple cedar]

Ok

I have the deveste eight with hsw

[junior river]

It’s a nice car

[edgy dew]

I have that with f1 wheels

[simple cedar]

Ok i’ll try

[junior river]

Uhh

[edgy dew]

Ye nightshark too

[simple cedar]

@junior river BRO thank you for suggesting deveste eight

I literally got it on my FIRST try

[edgy dew]

Np

[simple cedar]

Bro I wasn’t talking to you

Sorry if that sounded rude

[trim hinge]

It was lazer 50% off on 03.07 update

[junior river]

Ahhhhhh💔💔