#🚔┃gta-discussion
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you said you have 120m 🙏
Maybe
So ik u did crime then u Got them cash legit?
Just say heists bro
Cool
wdym
Like did u do some funny stuff to get them 400 m of urs
You can grind as much as you want legit
That not full all time
on which character tervor ?
Michael
💀
Like just a second before I managed to fucking sell it froze
What the actual fuck rockstar
Oh nvm
Turns out it's my piece of shit narcisistic and manipulative dad who crashed the whole fucking interned because 'channels are taking a second to load'
manipulative dad?
are you okay?
Yeah but he always attacks me for anything that happens
He even told me I can play untill 2:00pm
And crashed the internet at 1:57
Knowing too damn well I play online
entitled much lmao
yk thats childabuse smh
Not even that, I turned 18 a few days ago
He knows I love videogames and whenever I do something slightly wring he takes it away from me
move out…?
also happy birthday
afterwards
still move out smh
live with a friend
Now he's attacking my younger brother for going out with friends💀
Like what the actual fuck
This isn't even for this channell I know
zamn
I know, like if I don't go out I get yelled at for being antisocial, and if I do I get yelled for going out without permission (while I was still underage)
uptown girl
a level 10 guy falls in love with a level 300 girl who lives in her ceo office in downtown la
grinding 11.2m so I can fast track everything
when shes on her sparrow, shes looking so fiineee
what are you on about 
u dont know Uptown Girl by Billie Joe?
an 80s classic
No
what
I'm at 6.8m, could've been at 7.4 but my dad decided to crash the internet
What you grinding for?
Big number preety
Nah like a property or car
For a mansion in december
oh yeah
Also how do I do the quick reset for Cayo?
childabuse…
The one where I can just instant cycle it
can't talk about those glitches here
Yes
more like failing with a lost cause
Need to get to atleast 84m at 75 rn 😭
Wdym
The d5 still godmode?
Completely bulletproof still, but players make id godmode
I need to get that so I do don't get blown up every session 😭
Yeah I meant it still isn't patched?
skill issue
lol 
godmode isn't patched
and the car model wasn't fixed with the dlc which is very sus
16k hrs still skill issue 😭 don't think so

Arl got large ceo warehouse on my new account 
besides, since ppl are getting live banned for d5 godmode i would imagine any kind of godmode is account risk at this point
I think that's because they grief people and get reported
Cuz no way rockstar is advanced enough to just know if players are godmode or nah
tru for d5
but still
Theres a banshee that can be godmode too
Guy was driving around in it yesterday
I shot 30+ missiles didnt even scratch it
I found a funny way to troll these things +can't even consider glitch griefers human, same with Mk. 2 griefers)
the thing is that godmode doesn't make a car bulletproof
so you can still be shot out of a godmode car
and that is why the d5 is godmode meta rn
before it was the nightclub speedo because you can back up to ppl and you also have a poerful primary weapon
I just need godmode so I don't get blown up every second by a flying bike with missiles
MOC
bro you think I'm just gonna drive around in a moc 😭
I need to be invincible
Yes
In style
you sound like the guys after e&e dropped for PC and couldn't migrate
"i never cheated, i only got a menu for money and cars!"

Okay?
but you would be like the least worst thing in pc anyway lol
Me being the least worst thing in pc? Wym dude
i mean a skill issue godmode minding his own business
compared to all the other stuff
which i might be one of the enablers of 
I feel bad for you on that 10 fps 😭
Even though I have a ps4 too lmao
I'm on ps5
But play the ps4 version

Bruhh
@kind goblet one more race, 5 more offroad races, and the parachuting and Hobbies and Pastimes is DONE
When did you get the ps5
Like 2021 ish
But couldn't move the acc since I had a few issues
Mainly with the acc owner
oh so you couldn't migrate
Acc owner? Have you been playing gta on someone else account? 😭
My uncle gave me his acc
He didn't use it so I was thw heir, so to speak
so he gave you the full access or like what cuz like why can't you migrate
He gave me his PS account, but I didn't know the password
Also he never hooked it up to Social club so that's the other issue
"his uncle"
Yeah what's wrong
Was
I do not understand
Yeah, like Wade is Dax uncle too
HUH

you didn't know?
no 💀
one of the things I like to pay attention to in games is what most people regard as boring and irrelevant, but there's a lot of information there, is the cutscenes dialogs...
during First Dose missions, Dax keeps talking about uncle Wade, that's the same fucked up Wade from story mode, the one that goes with Trevor to the city to visit the other guy, and his gf, that Trevor ends decorating the house walls with...
this is all trivia material, very useful as conversation openers!
didnt he say wade was his cousin
floyd said cousin wade
but idk what dax said
I am 100% sure he says cousin wade
I ike the end cutscene for cayo after you get the files, he throws a photo in the fire of trevor and mrs. madrazo from story mode
people I got question for yall
just as well our protagonist doesn't know since the photo was never show to them
imagine going thru all that for a pic of trevor
nekkid
should I do the 13 parachute jumps first or should I do the races first?
maybe it's his cousin, but Dax certainly mentions "uncle" wade in one of his speeches
no
our character went through it for 1.1m
yk I like proof
there are other things, I think, the photo is one of them, or perhaps it was a full collection of photos...
yes
but protagonist was carrying pix of trevor with his junk out all that time
and given where everything our protagonist stashes stuff appears to be

ik.
I saw that
I didnt
???
U talking to me?
to you all
What races u wanna do
knock the dust off for me, not counting the phantom raid CEO warehouse bug, but will you ever get raided if you are CEO and have less than 75 crates in a warehouse?
offroadraces I still need
I dont think so
Well both Are eazy after 13 of stuff u will unlock final dom mission
Empty he says
I do know that.
Well now u know better
now how do I get on the building to get the next parachute jump
i bought gtav in the mid of 2019, did the story mode once and then moved onto gtao and never did story mode again
so this is actually my 6th anniversary of playing story mode
jeez
Steal heli or buy buzzard 🙂
Have fun climbing the crane
on it rn
that would be fun
when were doing the heist, someone already looted the primary target, and pavel would be like "it looks like someone's already ahead of us. my bad, kapitan. if ive known this, i wouldnt tell u to go, yes?"
Good, just wait for under the bridges one
Well if u hit him to many times he will eventualy run out crusty
wait where‘s the parachute
If u want i Can Give u my glasses, And it on one side
Btw yk u coulda taken a heli to a building And then climb lil crane much faster
is it even on the building
I did that
Parachute is not on building
Same cuz im smart
So u Are a troller hm
Swing by dms

ok, roosters total haul:
6 narc, 7 chem, 4 med, 5 animal, 10 art, 5 jewelry, 9 tobacco, 4 counterfeit
thats a hilarious modgepodge of letting him go source
I think 3 more things in the checklist done
And yes I think because my game‘s bugged
not my game, my social club
my social life is bugged
is it a must to have a full mk II armoury
Hmm i see but i saw u didnt see dm new
nop
more often than not it can be a waste of time
wdym
Dw u will find out
Guys, I don't see G's cache on my map. Have restarted my game and I'm sure I haven't already picked it today. How can I fix this?
I see..but are there any ones worth getting?
Heavy sniper mk2 pump shotgun mk2 service carbine mk2 and that's about it or if u wane be fancy a marksman rifle mk2 but seeing ur on pc that last one probably ain't worth it
I would have liked the marksman mk2 if it had a longer zoom option
Oh and don't forget an combat MG mk2
Thats my go to weapon for combat
I just like the big mag it has. Doesnt need to reload
I prefer using the precision rifle over the marksman rifle ngl
Respectable
oh your from Belgium too
Yuh
Someone was selling special cargo in my lobby. After some time i see the notification someone destroyed it
All that grind wasted
I have a set up with warehouses 2 smal 2 medium and 1 large i use the 2 smal to test if the server will attack me or not basically being bait and if no one takes it il sell medium and if i than still get no response i sell the large one
Nice strategy
Thanks
I got all large ones
I like making sure il sell without getting griefed
Yes i make less profit but i have a lot less chance of losing a lot of money
I am saving my cargo for 2x money
I use my 2 smal and 1 large for 2x money
The mediums are used all time long
Since they fill up faster
And smal ones takes no time at all
And sometimes i sell large and than spend 1 week filling it again if i need some money
thats
hmm
I only source cargo passively so i only sell them once in a while
I constantly source and sell
I barely do heists i live from my bussnises empire and if i ever have free time spare than il do a heist
I get bored doing source work
I put on some music and just zone out doing them
It's kinda relaxing
same lol
well I do heists but rarely
Doing heists continuously gets boring. I put a break on cayo for sone time now
I put a break on gta online
unintentional though…
Rip ps+
I got not much left until I got the game on platinum
BUT
i may or may not go for 100% trophies
@kind goblet ik you dont want to do it but I want to do DDH CMM 3 with you and pino
Dont u need 4 people for cmm?
Oo
also you need to do all three heists on elite
the most expensive online trophy I did so far is Orbital Obliteration costing me 1.4m
Doesnt that cost like 750k if u do auto
yeah but fallout helped me after I spammed him to stop moving
is it crazy to get rid of the high end apartment for the penthouse suite
Why not have Both
The most expensive Penthouse Suite was the first living property I‘ve owned…
nvm I had the agency before
and the nightclub and stuff
is there a way to disable the notifs from lester about the prison heist then?
no
well yes
doing it
Call him to cancel heist
I was thinking of just getting the crashpad rather than the customisable one
then he keeps calling you, no?
He doesnt call me after i cancelled it
have you done all heists so far?
if you do them as crew it counts as if you have finished them yourself
well that was the case for me
how to access a rally race to get the silver paint jobs
crazy how ive made 36 million and have spent around 29 million even though I dont recall making or using that much
For me it shows i spent more than i earned
just came back after 2 years of not playin, spent 40mil in a week and i legit feel broke
get three other ppl
i dunno if criminal records has been disabled but that is simplest race to win or to trade rally job
Yeah because Shark Cards dont affect your earned
says I have played for like 9 days and 22hrs yet I feel like time has passed by much more than that lol
I never bought them 
there are other forms of income, legit and not legit
e.g. modder drops will not be in the stats
there is a „picked up“ section
No drops either
👋 GTA players
this game is testing my mentality ong
All my money are legit
got all my businesses stacked with stocks and cant risk selling
Why
230h ish
Funny thing is whenever I have money I'm worried on how to spend it and if I can make it back
wanna sell in a pub session but cant find a good crew
the difference between a pub and inviteonly is insane
I am good with the base amount. I sell only nc in pub
you're a cautious player
which comes from you applying your IRL sensibilities
you need to let go man
go ham
tell me peeps, which setting do I need to change so the game will stop auto centering my view ahead when driving?
one stick controls the car, the other the "aim" or the look aorund, when I want to look aside, it immediately returns me back to center, I want it to stay put, like when using mouse!
i forgor but flip stuff in the camera settings
could be glitches, could be a few other things
but it is usually shark cards
if 100% legit
To be fair, I've spent most of the money I made on a few cars here and there

if 100% legit

-# i know i'm about -2000% legit


I already have thought of ways to spend the money I have but always second guess whether it's wise lol
Does b2b count towards non legit?
no that is legit
I thought maybe my missing income was from them
heist earnings is heist earnings
there haven't been that many games i've played a long time
and i'm glad to have been able to play many different ways in gtao completely against my own personality
I've planned out to spend the money either on cars, warstock vehicles or some businesses
i did switch into that thinking mode to do afk
i even used power bi to check whether i was optimising my income

Does the normal time trial stick around even after you've beat it?
Cause I beat the hsw time trial and that one went away
Yes but wont be high reward
Thank you
As much as this game is for fun, I'm hoping to at least make smarter choices without overspending in certain areas
yeah but you're only having fun in your specific personal context
break thru it
be an asshat <--- especially this
be a spendthrift
be everything
We are literally the same bro

I spent 35 Million in 7 days, just on cars.
damn which cars did you get
damn it looks good
and insanely expensive
everything in that garage got every imani tech equipped which it has
@edgy dew @kind goblet which are the best missions to get gold on
Tonia missions
Dont loose the car is hard when doing it with the special ability
Use it safe tho
the car is flying around no matter what
Heist setups all easy, hitman missions, tonya, Mary Lou, grass roots and ending a and c
Well take it slow, i drove fast And didnt Had issue
mary lou?
a and c?
no b?
Both
The crazy running woman and yeah I mean a and b
Slowly crossing off this list of cars is satisfying ngl
hmm okay
I want to cross of my list too
Lol why u need list u Are not goin shopping
And tbh all the missions are easy to gold because the objectives stack you can do one at a time if you want also kiflom missions are easy same goes for Michael going to Ricky and rampage missions but those dont stack objective wise @prisma turtle
Ik lol
I‘ll see which I gold
If you struggle getting the time for removing the viruses off the computer activate Michael’s special ability before the cutscene starts some reason the time slows down and if you do the jewellery store heist shoot the glass casing rather than breaking them
So is gun van can useful if you just want things cheaper
ohh okay
What other cars do you still want lol
no I‘m currently crossing off tasks
rarely
@kind goblet stranger and freaks are the BEST missions
Hmm in that case I think I'll prefer to get the autoshop, considering it unlocks the various upgrades for the cars
that was one of my first purchases
Did you get anything with it? Or just the barebones to start up missions and make money
/wave folks
not really
hello there
u still stuck in single player?
yup
doing the 70 gold medals rn
currently stuck on calculated risk
that 70 gold medals shit is what keeps me from platinuming RDR2....
and its annoying me
its been a while, but the missions in gta5, you can do them and get the golds separate right? like if you complete in 5 minutes in one run, but dont get any headshots, do another and get the headshots then now you have those 2 objectives right?
morning its 3am :D
💀
it’s 8:22pm
3/5 CEO warehouses at 70-73 crates, jsut need the other to get their shit together and get some "sourced 3"s
i thought about prepping diamond casinos and cayos on the other characters, to pay people
I’m doing it at this point for rp reasons really xD
If RP is what you desire, i'd just say do whatever the flavor of the week is, that stuff chews RP
I’ll always laugh at the clucking bell 2nd mission
Fair I just go off what my current obsession at the time and moment is within rp stuff xD
Always changing and deleting outfits xD
heh rooster sourced 10 arts, time to sell
9:35*
gfd the cops o nthis game
Ahh an hour ahead
Is the ruiner 2000 fun
The cops and npcs are pains
36 gold medals done @kind goblet
Hi
i'll end up getting griefed here
hello here
I hope so
suck one
Platinum GTA V, taking hours for that
Aw ur first plat
second
not bad, 540k for selling 10 art crates, stupid cops tried to muff it up though
Astros Playroom 🥲
Bruh
For ur third plat go ahead and plat ac valhalla
A quick and easy game
no
Pussy
-# as in cat
Ok
well that didnt take long
get to church, dude alerts guards for trolling purposes
@kind goblet on the Gauntlet Preps, do you have to get to Los Santos Customs without a scratch as well as to the spot?
because it keeps voiding for no fucking reason
should I sell my HSW Tampa gt to get a banshee GTS? the springs are way too soft to control well
jts either that or a HSW Vigero ZX
nuh
yeah
I personally got a „no sale“ policy
only if your gonna hsw the gts
whatever I buy I keep
Somethings I find funny is main characters have both been members of the families but online there’s more clothing options for ballas than families or vagos
wdym
Like there are more purple shirts and stuff than green
well
purple>green
I probably will, js dont have the current funds even if I sold it
Like in the polo, that and more purple baseball tees
bc HSW gts is like 4 mil i think
because LA Lakers…
ive got a couple other Benny cars i can sell, i upgraded them last week
But that’s real life not in game
Although that could be reason why boars are purple and yellow…and bigness sometimes uses yellow with purple
LS Pounders
Yellow
or smth
Pounders use yellow
Although the jersey was grey
Yea panic were purple yellow
la lakes
Maybe but for our characters no panic gear I think expect maybe a gta plus outfit months ago
no panic gear?
I got a whole outfit in my locker
hoarders unite
Show please
Has to be spotless there and back pretty sure be careful about the garage door opening or tapping the wall
tapping the wall didnt do anything on the previous two
give me 10€ for ps+ and I‘ll show you :)
XD naah
gtao can be weird for damage registration
especially when lag is added
wdym
gtao?
talking about gtav
the damage registration is gtav
the car keeping is gtao
Oh I see? 😭
what the HELL are ya ll talkin bout
about hell on earth
bugged trophies
Oh ma gosh
I kept every car I ever bought in online
The worst
I‘m not
just got nothing to do, and no exiting games to play
What games u got
Ngl once u get into it you cant stop
my profile is on private
how about those f2p chinese gacha games
actually on second thoughts they're pretty much designed to get money out of you
how lol
@austere elk should I go for Lego Jurassic World platinum 
holyyy
that would be based
can someone explain granny what based means?
I need 3 more trophies in jurassic world evolution
one of which scares me though
Which gang
Sorry
Which trophy, my gang member
i call ppl gang sometimes
jew is someone who‘s religiously part of the judaism
Talking about the game
But I figured it out
So you don't own any real games correct?
Jurassic world evolution I think
I got them all on disc 
Go back to gorilla chat honch this isn't your place to shine
What's ur fav story game
he‘s lowkey right….
but hi hench
yup
story game?
genshin impact 
jk
uhh
thas a good question
from the ones i olayed
tie between gta, nfs heat and lego city undercover lol
Soulless you have hate in your heart my friend you gotta love and give people gifts
it boggles the mind how people dont want want to listen to a strategy that is even laid out for them
I‘ll give them gifs
lol
and the only gift I hand out are scars
Strategy in gta? Madness
because fuck you and goodbye
lol
like when you get told to do something, that works, and its a great strat, but you do your own thing and cost the run
Yeaa that does suck
But people especially randos won’t follow orders
we literally jsut had to deliver the hearses and i was in a fuckign khanjali
all dude had to do was stay behind me
yk what else sucks
and he was the lv 350+
merryweather‘s backup heli
I called it twice so far and it did NOTHING except take up space on my radar
Probably assumed he’s better
yeah, he got mauled
par for the course, its been this for a few days XD
i get it, everyone is used to being john wick in this game
but on shit like this, no, youre not that good, get over yourself and follow the strat
This is why I follow my number 1 rule
PA - play alone …
Or PWFTAC - play with friends that are competent
I tried helping Pino on his missions… I kept failing during the one where you have to take photos of cars
so heres the problem in this
the way the game is structured
if ONE person gets scene, mission fail, ful lrestart, cant do a quick restart
1 person dies, same thing
Ouch
1 person uses armor or snacks, same thing
I hate that ngl
so the spaghetti noodle code this game has is making it worse
lmao def make sure their competent, I got a a friend that says “I got this” and proceeds to blow everything and everyone up
add in that it is 2016 content, no one wants to do it, even though it pays good currently
Good for public lobby chaos, but I can’t do a heist with this guy
but its a numbers requirement liek OG heists
I got a friend who was like „see you cant do this“ and ended up blowing up my wedge thrice, and the longfin twice
😂😂
and because for some reason the voice chatr doesnt work anymore, so you have use the text in the game to do it
I I used to play with someone who just shot everywhere it was annoying
and because GTA is next level archaic, you HAVE to be friends with the person on PSN
or they got open dms…
so, this is damned infuriating
and there are 3 gta discords im in, and NO takers for this, and i have offered to do a cayo for each helper with an 85% cut
so frustrations are warranted, apathy is warranted, as is disdain for my fellow man
it wouldnt be "so" bad without that full restart, but if someone fucks up early, then that makes it seem pointless. Like soon as we hit the graveyard, homie alerted the vagos, mission over and not one shot fired, full restart
i soloed that one, and the dual sniper one
they were NOT fun
people
have you ever seen 20 inch brakes? 😭
aaaaaaaaaaaand lv 30 is afk while i am giving directions
wdym?
i have offered to run 3 separate cayos for each helper and give them an 85% cut, still no takers, i have said this in all 3 gtao discords i am a part of
i can feel u
i offered cayo and casino both to help me sell businesses
one guy replied saying host the heist first then he will help lmao
I‘d love to help… even without cayos cough but I cant 😭🙏
the lv 30 who was afk? missed all the direction texts
immediately alerted a vagos
i'm so not built for this, i would follow this dude around with the top part of a fishign rod(the flexible part) and jsut keep whipping him
😭
Did you by chance get beat up by strangers as a child and lived in a basement
-# no offense
I could ask you the same thing
How is nfs heat a good story game
You probably played like 5 games so I can't blame you
its better than nfs unbound
Dawg ALL nfs games have shit story
But like a I said
I can't blame u you only played like 5 games
Lemme guess
Ps5 is ur first console
Wtf is up with the loading times? I've been stuck loading into my nightclub for like 10 minutes already
U didn't encounter the nightclub laptop bug yet
No clue what that bug is
When you go to sit at the nightclub laptop without bieng a ceo it will try to register you and sometimes it just freezes you in your place and dosent let you sit nor go back
happened to me today and there is one where u see someone spawning behind you
im not even allowed to get a job yet. im barely 18 lol
also, getting a job here is uhhhh
u cant just go to mcdonalds and apply, no no no
actually no
the 3ds was
then I got a PS4, which I still have
and a PS5
I still got the 3DS
oh and there‘s a switch in this household
So ur a ps fangirl
I never touched an xbox, so basically yes
we gatekeeping systems and trophies now? 😂
if theres even a right way to do it
What
you giving homie shit about their platinums and the systems they play, like whats that even matter? its an odd thing to bust balls over
i support gatekeeping bad actors
Where did I do that
back whe nthe dark knight came out in 08, one of my wifes coworkers goes "you shouldnt even go see that movie, i bet you dont own one comic book!"
up above, when talking about this being first platinum, then starting it on them being a ps fangirl,
i was just asking if platinums was thing still
like is that a basis for giving someone shit? dude doing gta and has nfs, a platinum is a platinum
I didn't make fun of them for getting plat on a game
Also what's wrong with bieng called a ps fangirl lol
maybe i read it wrong then, because upon hearing NFS and GTA you were like "go do AC because its another easy platinum"
insinuating that they only go for easys, then going "lemme guess, ps5 is your first console"
like whats that got to do with anything?
crusty
I said ac Valhalla and it was a joke lol
It's one of the hardest games to plat
Atleast 250h
i have to show you government information
yess
my inbox is open
gotcha, carry on then, i have no knowledge of any AC games, never played them
Guessing it bc she said she liked nfs heat's story
Which is a take that I have never even seen someone say it
You should try like ac 2 or brotherhood
Or blackflag if u like pirates
The others are rpg games like ac vahlala where you are the reincarnation of Odin
You go to asgard and fight blue mfs with Thor
oh btw. I used to share my ps4 with younger siblings
I cant play a game including violence with them
Me too
oh i have never done a single AC game, no desire too, for me ubisoft peaked with prionce of persia on platforming
@kind goblet you fuckin idiot why do you not have astros playroom on platinum 😭🙏
<checks platinums> "No Astro, ugh, am fuckin idiot too"
I played astros playroom as the first game ever on my ps5
my granddaughter LOVES it
and I 100% that game
she forces my wife to play it when she's here
so do my siblings 😂
If I may ask
How old are you
44
I tho u were like 21
Damn
why is everyone in this server above 30 😭
Including you
my guess was 36
Auntie soulless
im 70
We at the retirement home server
like me beign born in 1980, i have lived through the whole era
-# soulless… dont say it… dont say it
did you have a pet dinosaur?
Soulless is like 26
You probably have dino siblings
actually uu cant tell strangers ur age , or ur birthday they can use it to hack you
I was born…
at a very young age
in the first years of my life I couldnt even talk
Oh no
I accidentally told someone that I'm 150 years old
They are so getting my 2fa 20 letter password
rando fail #10 on slow and low today since i got home
I'm not crying rn you are
2fa is nothing when it comes to security
yk whats the best security?
You don't know how it works do you
There are multiple types of 2fa
living without electricity
in that case security is all about finding the best rock
Account 2fa
You link an account to 2 Gmail accounts
You need both of them to enter
And you get an authenticator 2fa for each of those 2 gmails
1 phishing email , or qr phishing on 1 of the accounts and its done
#11
Yeah
I'm not that dumb to click a random link that My security app clearly tells me not to and the link verification app tells me it's malware
people
Auntie
pls tell that to my former coo
that is the motherloaad
I'm all ears
Who's coo
trevor is the character of gta v who suffers the most
highly doubtful
how so
The most in gta 5 yeah
because Niko Bellic exists
„in gta v“
ahhh, didnt see that
That's not something to argue about
Carl Johnson is the one who did the most
still, i'd say franklin and michael have their own tsd
how so
franklin has nothing to suffer about
franklin‘s mostly pissed off about denise and his love/hate friend lamar
U didn't play gta sa
He reunited his family
Got rid of the rats
Killed the biggest druglords and crime monsters
Avenged his mother
shit job, shit house, absolute VILE shit aunt, go nowhere mentality, in the hood as a young black man, homie thats a spike lee movie waiting to happen
and michael… doesnt suffer after the story smh
yeah CJ has seen it all
reminds me of gta online, but our character does all that for money
plus, depending on how you do things, frank can be forced to choose to kill michael or trevor
niko still way more tragic
GTA Online existing
first just look at GTA as a whole, rise up as an underling to lead a criminal empire of baddassery
niko? no matter what you do in gta4, niko loses
our gta online character is THE psychopath in gta
he doesnt get a happy ending at all
whaz happens to him
his backstory is our irl backstory
either his lover gets killed at his cousins wedding
or his cousin gets killed at his cousins wedding
dont spoil
for anyone who hasnt done it yet lol
bit late for that homie, its a 17 year old game 😂
I will never be able to play it mate
there are people who began playing gta two months ago lol
its legit the most realistic dude is a former soldier, from serbia, so he has seen child warfare, he has PTSD, niko's squad was sold out by a member and all hsi friends killed
and niko, unliek trevor isnt a legit psycho, so trevor wouldnt reflect on what he did, niko is tormented
Guys I’m doing the duggan robbery for the salvage yard, I’m looking thru this telescope and there’s no cars on the track
trevor is no psycho
Is my game glitched or am I dumb
he fucks a teddy bear i nthe eye, hes a psycho
well he is, but he‘s the most sane if you compare him to our gta online character.
sociopath
4 is fucking dark, like "holy shit i could see this happening" dark
5 is great, but my heart stays with 4
I like 4 but SA is goated for me
i wouldnt argue with that, SA being set in the early 90s, and in gangsta rap infancy, was fuckign boss
plus, like i said a while back, SA knocked "Africa" off of my list of "Favorite song by Toto"
because Hold the Line is a fucking banger
flying a jet over the desert outside of las venturas and that comes on? sheeeeeeeiiiiiit
What’s the worst thing to buy
9
12
1
Yacht
draw distance maybe? idk
Idk, but restarting didn’t fix it 😕
i mean the graphics settings
Idk that I have tht graphic setting on a old gen console
idk what ps would be
i'd have imagined it would be pretty fixed tho
My fav gta is 5 because I never touched anything else
and my feeling says gta vi will never be as good as anything that‘s already been released
because this world is becoming more ugly and ugly everyday
holy shit guys
its actually happening
today is the big dick day
winners fuckin win

the what
ima send it soon
HUH
not gonna argue with that, my wife is still playing hogwarts legacy because that was her "first" game she ever really got into and played/beat
errrr, ment to reply to that favorite one
this will be the battle cry from here on
battle cry?
fuck the slow asss nc van
iron mule homie
speedo is gud
pounder is fine
sorry if you bought mule
i sold 990 k worth of goods in a public , it seems like the mule always spawns with that amount
i sell nc when coke and meth are full in it
im still not used to that shit
it works though, very well
the thing is you see
if you didnt buy the mule and got the pounder instead, everything over the speedo cargo capacity can be done by the pounder
but for you it's too late since you can't sell the mule

so you will always be selling with the mule
if you sell nc when it's most efficient to do so
sadge
yeah i bought all 3 back in 2020 , didnt know the mule was this sad
ill have to learn how to use the iron mule
wanna see something cool?
i guess the DH7 is probably actually worth using with the mule
the Iron Mule works differently from the Cargobob tho, you can't just drag the hook from the back of the car
rather, you have to figure out where the hook point is and come down vertically onto the point
it took me a while to figure out
and that what stresses me out
i knew that yet i cant do it
yeah you're gonna have to practice it with a very small amount of cargo you can afford to lose
like just after a normal sale when it's accumulated the first bits of stock
Anybody on GTA rn. Trying to pass a couple setup missions. I’m here to help, also☝️.
what setup missions
yeah imma do that , i think i can bear the iron mule more than the mule
i can after i finish a heist with a rando
I hate both
Pacific standard
the iron mule was one of the most impulsive, as well as the dumbest impulsive purchase I‘ve ever made
the other purchase being the Deluxo which I bought for the spinderella award
nah i like the deluxo
why dumbest
it useful
yeah but thats the other impulsive purchase ive made
moreso than the cargobob
if u consider a watermelon useful for bowling, yes
i hate the sound of cargobob
mine is yacht
the only time i see it is when im selling
Let me rephrase
IMPULSIVE
basically no thinking
just buying
and he chose, out of his own little demented peanut brain…
to tell every single person ever….
I cant get this meme out of my head
i mean
it now best lifting heli in game

yes, and?

big dick moment lfg
this mf deadass got spotted by the cops, just across the bridge at mission row, on easy...
can you even get spotted on the bridge?
he managed it
people jsut cant seem to grasp the concept of "dont get seen at all"
it doesnt mean "get seen escape wanted level", it means dont get fuckign seen
reminds me of me
I sometimes also manage stuff I shouldnt be able to
You remind me of pino when I did it with him. 😭
me and pino get along, we have similar interests, and that dude is GOOD
too good for me
like some of his shit has left me in awe, and thats hard to do
whats funny is i send a text to start this every time: "No alerts whatsoever, dont get seen or its a FULL restart"
"I'll follow you"
....yes htats what i needed
mf never seen boyz in da hood, you SPLIT UP
and fail #16
#7 on easy
just today, for context i have made 841,130$ on FAILED missions
Dang
Did they seriously make that the avenger turrets can’t be used during missions?
Tf is the point of that nerf
So pointless
have given up trying to figure out r* nonsense
scoped the communications tower without getting caught this time. bearer bonds and a painting
the same point as blocking almost every other weaponised vehicle
"you paid for it so you could shortcut stuff, but nope"
i get it, some stuff is op but still, especially what we pay for these things these days
Not even a shortcut it’s just fun to use
There’s 0 point in that nerf I swear
Especially since I payed a lot for this 😭
ATP the devs love making you pay more for worse
We used to pay less for better 🥀
Be real, have yall ever tried to parachute from the top of the communications tower to the compound in the Cayo scoping mission?
I have, it just sends you back to the runway if you fly over it
yeah the compound is protected during scopeout
I just assumed you can’t so I never bothered with it
Guess I was right 😂
Yeah
it's such a nice compound tho
so rustic
i wish we could use it for other stuff or just freeroam as a guest
I thought something cooler would have happened
Like El Rubio on the mic saying something
no just an invisible wall
Ik
I hope in gta 6 we get more exploration
It would be so cool if we could go to Cayo Perico or even North Yankton
well the map is a lot bigger (and is rumoured to be extensible, 20 years of gtavi yay) so stands to reason ig
Like in San Andreas
no no no no, this type of stuff is what kills a game bro
fans say "more exploration"
Gta San Andreas' map feels WAY bigger than gta 5s map
devs hear "give us bigger maps with dead space of shit"
Yeah but gta san andreas had 3 different cities and that was amazing
At least as a DLC pack
it was, but there were hardly any interiors, and it was still jsut deadspace, instead of deserts, it was buildings
Yeah I like the vibe, not sure what it’s classified as though?
devs cant do sandboxes now, they jsut cant, theyre too stupid
Italian rustic? Mexican? I don’t know.
Fair
I bet AI is being used for ideas
That’s bad, literally becoming slop
hacienda style ig
For the gta 6 map they probably just spilled a cup of tea on a blank page and outlined it with pen
That’s probably how most video game maps are made tbh
That’s what I imagine
Actually that might be it yeah
Not actually a bad way to make a map
I think the map of cayo perico is nice too
lol no
sooooo much shiz goes into it these days
location planning onsite, photogrammetry, etc etc
I like the shape
the screenshot software you're using is probably not running as an overlay
I use win shift s, doesn’t rlly work for GTA I suppose because it’s full screen
I wish console had the lobby chat feature that’s on PC
It’s not on enhanced
we dont have it anymore
Oh
I prefer enhanced ngl
Why did they remove it tho
Ig cus people would spam scams in the chat or something
Fair
But couldn’t they just ban people like that, instead of banning other people that do harmless money glitches
i'm sure the spam had something to do with it, but my guess is that this is more about the further move towards full code unification across platforms
Money glitches aren’t harmless lol
To them at least
Cus it decreases the need to buy shark cards
Well maybe if they wouldn’t nerf Cayo every few months
It’s all because of shark cards
Even though nobody in their right mind buys them
i did
I never needed to
i shortcut nightclub afk with cards
best decision i made in gtao
once i knew i was an addict
The decent ones cost a lot
It’s not even good
Yeah pretty much
all in all i am about 250 in, including sale price V and the CEP I paid separately for
possibly 300
100$ for a 10mil
not worth it
100 whole dollars just for 10mil
it was even less when i got them
but the trick was to buy a small one and wait for multiplier offers
@shy ice
Can’t even get a lot with that
Ur spending it so easily
For $100 you’d expect like 100mil
Like that’s a whole week of work for SOME people
That’s the point
Bei Nacht?
That’s 10 cayo’s
ich lass dich los, so wie du mich auch
it kinda makes sense
like if you're prepared to grind then you are gonna grind
but for ppl who're willing to pay r* can pretty much set their own price and they did
i think tho that r* has over time balanced the economy relatively well towards grinding
So theoretically
Now
Idk who would want to do this
But if you really wanted 10 luxor deluxes
In shark cards
It would cost $1000
and those are…
22h ish
22h ish translate to 286€ on the minimum wage of the country I’m from
now there's gta+
which might even be making r* more money than cards now
means 20m…
How much is gta+ in dollars
GTA+ is better than shark cards
Oh
its like 5€ I think
Yeah it is I checked
they jacked it up a while back
nvm 8€
Who here has it
I know a friend that does
spain
I have it, mostly only for that 100 car garage, and the free car each month
yeah if you actually use/want everything in it its not a bad deal at all

