🚔┃gta-discussion

[edgy dew]

2nd

Alr

[teal canopy]

Deluxo it is then

[edgy dew]

Ok

[ivory lintel]

Anyone got paragon s on ps4?

[prisma turtle]

hä

[prisma turtle]

you can buy it???

from legendary???

[ivory lintel]

Its on the website?

[prisma turtle]

ofc?

[analog rampart]

Anyone wanna join rpg vs insurgent on pc enhanced?

[prisma turtle]

rpg vs insurgent….?

[analog rampart]

You dont know it?

[tropic bronze]

classic mode inni

i always found it boring tbh

[prisma turtle]

no lol

[analog rampart]

Fun with friends tbh

[analog rampart]

2 teams one with rpg on a platform one with insurgents the insurgents have to hit them by going on a ramp the other have to kaboom them

[prisma turtle]

ah

[tropic bronze]

well you have to do it with a big bunch for it to be any fun at all
and even then, eh

[prisma turtle]

classic laughing until you die with friends probably

[analog rampart]

Ye

[prisma turtle]

last time I died because a friend trolled me while we did the longfin prep

[analog rampart]

So anyone wanna join?

[stray condor]

New to GTA online. Any ps4 players wanna play together?

[prisma turtle]

me

[analog rampart]

U on pc enhanced?

If yes add me Razvan96Vest

And il add ya

[prisma turtle]

check my profile

[analog rampart]

Need one more guy tho

[prisma turtle]

I‘m on PS5 enhanced…

[analog rampart]

And i asked for people on pc enhanced

...

[ivory lintel]

Wyd?

I am fucking dumb

Got the names mixed up

[teal canopy]

Try the lfg channels

[prisma turtle]

Talking about the Paragon R Armored?

[pulsar bobcat]

Does anyone have the Nightshark with formula wheels on PS5?

[edgy dew]

I have that

[floral apex]

Why is the Merryweather option for weapon crate locked

I'm lvl 126

[ivory lintel]

Normal version

[ivory lintel]

?

[floral apex]

it's pretty clear

The ability to call a weapons crate from merryweather is locked for me even though I'm lvl 126

[prisma turtle]

for me too, lvl 132 is think

[floral apex]

It should be the first one to unlock though

• there's a thing with Trevor missions too

he called me and I went to his trailer and did the tutorial and survival but like I died and left and he never called me or Ron never called me or messaged me about missions and I can't request a job from Ron

this was like when I first created my account so I'm probably cooked cuz now I've got a lot of progress that I can't lose

[unborn solstice]

who can help with the original heists and plays on legacy version

[compact tendon]

/sigh, all 3 ppl for Peace Offerings are 50 and under

30 seconds in, dead

run over

i hate this game

[tropic bronze]

[prisma turtle]

50 aint even that young anymore 😭

[tropic bronze]

[compact tendon]

nah they just dont have the health to withstand these aimbots on hard

i tell them to let me go snipe the drivers and all they have to do is take the cars back to benny's then we fight

nope, they go in and start blasting, then a buccaneer is on the move at 200 mph

[tropic bronze]

what were you expecting, strats

instead of complaining about it 24/7 get a crew of fellow masochists as i said

[compact tendon]

1. no one is biting
2. i'm gonna bitch after every single run
3. you are nobody to give orders
4. theres a nice little option if you right click my name, says "block." if you dont want to see what I am bitching about, use it

[tropic bronze]

you're right, my chat is a lot cleaner

[wintry heron]

Can we return moc

Tell Fastest way to make money

[compact tendon]

happy to help, enjoy your chat now

[wintry heron]

Mobile operation centr

[junior river]

What heist are u doing now

[compact tendon]

lamar missions

[junior river]

Ahh, how many are there

[compact tendon]

9

8*

[junior river]

I’m on 6th

Do you get rewarded for completing all?

[compact tendon]

no

[junior river]

Dang

The first and the second mission with randoms might be the worst thing oat.

[compact tendon]

the whole leg is

same guy, lv 333 died 3 times in a row

the 50 and the 56 are holding their own

[shy ice]

guys

morning

i think its over

[junior river]

Oof

[junior river]

What’s over

Ps plus

[prisma turtle]

my life?
thank god

[edgy dew]

Night crusty

[small geyser]

whats the best way to rp farm

[velvet lodge]

if you want to have fun, double/triple rp jobs

if you want to be miserable, ceo crates

source 3 sell 1

[small geyser]

and money

[velvet lodge]

during the halloween period, when peyote plants are around, that's also a great way to farm RP itself

[small geyser]

thats still the best?

[junior river]

@compact tendon I’m doing ur method

[velvet lodge]

if you want to grind money effectively i'd say heists like cayo and the casino heist are the thing to do

but id highly recommend to mix things up

as constantly playing the same content just burns you out on the game

[small geyser]

no glitchin?

[velvet lodge]

yeah not glitching

lame way to play the game

[junior river]

Cayo perico*

[velvet lodge]

what?

[junior river]

Nvm

[small geyser]

whats new to this game

any video to catch me up

[velvet lodge]

when did you last play

[junior river]

omg

I just blew up the heist

@compact tendon We were playing big con, and i accidentally killed a guard.😭🙏

[small geyser]

year and a half or 2

[tropic bronze]

You'll just get rp reset if you glitch it anyway
I was actually kinda surprised given how they've been recently that the people using a certain fire engine method only got RP reset, not account reset

[velvet lodge]

well you haven't really missed out on any businesses/dlcs worth mentioning imo

[compact tendon]

it happens homie, if you dont restart, then i hope you did that duggan shipments to knock that armor off

[small geyser]

seen some new content like pavel and mckenzie farm

bought them both

and that new godly looking plane

[junior river]

Idk, i just used quick join on my phone.

[tropic bronze]

the raiju
or the titan?

[small geyser]

titan

[compact tendon]

ahhh yes, the beginning of the headaches

im stil lfuming over that last lamar mission

like once dude died the first time, it was over, challenges are null and void

but i still needed the completion on hard, which i could have gotten

but he kept dying, even though i told him he could use snacks and armor now because challenges null, and after about 5 deaths, he rage quits, and liek old world heists, once 1 leaves, its all over

[shy ice]

i have some bad news, soulless

[shy ice]

cayo

after the longfin setup, and i do the finale, theres a 2h 24m cooldown lol

[prisma turtle]

u got news? tell me the news, not that you got news

[shy ice]

u got mail

[junior river]

Some missions aren’t meant for randoms ngl.

Randoms just pmo, i quit the heist. Cause they couldn’t get to mantrap without being detected, even though i tried to explain to them.

[junior river]

Fingerprint cloner deff worse.

Just buy phantom and spawn it. You’ll save like 5 minutes worth of driving.

[shy ice]

one day

maybe

[shy ice]

cutting torch
go to point a, go to point b, back to kosatka

fingerprint cloner
go to point a, go to point b, back to kosatka

[compact tendon]

ok, calmed down a tad, time for attempt #200

[prisma turtle]

hope you get a decent crew someday 😭🙏

[compact tendon]

i wont, because my brain tells me it has to be done asap, the only reason i am doing it now so much is that with the money, people will be more inclined to do it, there's more interest, normally? this shit is D-E-A-D

[junior river]

Nahh, cutting torch is ez. Just go to a construction site, steal the stuff. And done.

Tbh

All cayo preps are boring as hell.

Expect weapons.

[shy ice]

im sorry, i got it wrong

plasma cutter

[compact tendon]

if you have 1 other friend that doesnt mind doing it, you can get the cayo preps done in about 10 min or so

[junior river]

Better than fingerprint cloner.

[trim hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-lester-just-like-the-old-days-good-times-the-good-old-days-gif-22623427

[shy ice]

me

go to lockup a > throw a sticky bomb > hack laptop > go to archive > steal cloner > gtfo

[junior river]

Well, no one doing cayo preps for u without taking half the cut.

[prisma turtle]

throw a sticky bomb?
nah.
Assault Shotgun action

[junior river]

Moltov is more fun

[shy ice]

i can see that

[junior river]

Listening to their devastating scream

[trim hinge]

chicks taking over bro

[candid perch]

Yeah

[shy ice]

guys

its time

to spin the wheel

will i get the 70s dodge

[trim hinge]

2x no?

[compact tendon]

imma actually DO frikkin cayos for people that help me get this done

"Here sit down, take an 85% cut, i got this"

[prisma turtle]

was?

[junior river]

I was looking for grabber, and a dude wanted 35% of the cut.

[prisma turtle]

💀

[junior river]

Like i only needed a grabber, not a hacker or leader

[prisma turtle]

I usually only want 20%

[junior river]

Nahh

I happily take 15%

[trim hinge]

right you chick yourself

[junior river]

For hacking, leading and grabbing.

[prisma turtle]

dude use grammatically correct english

I cant understand shit

[junior river]

The inly thing that sucks, is that it doesn’t say where gold and stuff are in the map.

[candid perch]

Go and try Luck

[velvet lodge]

that's ironic

[trim hinge]

de you don’t speak the top shelf yourself Im just minding

[trim hinge]

We all 3-4 play together?

[shy ice]

1/20 chance

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-huh-what-look-gif-15891526

[candid perch]

Bro people are broke outside

[shy ice]

chick hmm

[junior river]

Always the level 367 too

Like they own basically everything you can own

[prisma turtle]

„I dont get paid for the work, I get paid for my worth“ ahh

[junior river]

And still expect more cut than lester

[junior river]

LOLLL

[trim hinge]

M5 takes over RS6

[junior river]

If i can, i only invite low levels.

[shy ice]

rihanna's umbrella could make into gta vi if i think abt it hmm

[compact tendon]

well that was new

we got both cars

then homie drove it dead off the dock into the ocean

and it was going perfect

[prisma turtle]

technically the RS6 has a faster acceleration though if you modify it with the same parts as the m5 is modified with

[junior river]

Ain’t it like 20k per mission

[candid perch]

Bro You know this kids

[compact tendon]

this week? 80-100k

[junior river]

Thats enough money for armor and snacks, for a single session.

[compact tendon]

<eye twitch>

[junior river]

Saving money to buy some muscle car to add to their police collection🙏🙏🙏

[trim hinge]

Right point even ai can’t tell who’s really better today because customs are insane

p!work

[junior river]

Meanwhile I’m sweating out blood trying to buy all businesses and mk2 in 5 days.

[trim hinge]

ok

[junior river]

Since my ps plus runs out in 5 days

Or 4*

[prisma turtle]

but yk who‘s faster than both?

the M5 and the RS6 as a duo.

why is there always a rivalry between bmw and audi lovers

atp people are just bored

[compact tendon]

people using snacks and armor have been whats killing me today 😂

[celest dragon]

Which Weed farm would you gouys say is the best for the grind?

Afaik, it was the San Chianski

But it seems the most isolated

[trim hinge]

eventually they coming from same hood

[prisma turtle]

from the same what

[trim hinge]

just childish competence

[junior river]

Nahh, you see. Whenever i head to one of my business i always see some sell veicles that haven’t been used yet. So i explode it.

[prisma turtle]

the 4.4 V8 aint the same as the 4.0 V8

[junior river]

And i get like 2 mk2 after me

[prisma turtle]

oooo

[trim hinge]

Audi and BMW same hood

GE

lmao

You GE

Right?

[prisma turtle]

actually
BMW and Audi are even closer than just GE

because both basically are bavarian motor works

[candid perch]

What is the use? To own all police cars you just wasting some money

[prisma turtle]

because Ingolstadt and München are both Bavarian

but Mercedes-Benz and Porsche are closer

both being Stuttgart

[trim hinge]

bavarian motoren werke the right one

You speak ge 8/10?

[prisma turtle]

Bayrische Motoren Werke if you already use the german words.

[prisma turtle]

GE is Gelsenkirchen Mate

[trim hinge]

so 14/10 smth

[prisma turtle]

???

@shy ice can you translate?

[trim hinge]

all good chill

Im no GE but love with cars..

[compact tendon]

aaaand dude gets killedo n last wave, leaves, run over

[teal canopy]

Why is my raijuu not alerting me when i get locked onto lol

[candid perch]

all police cars are costing close to 35 million waste of money

[ivory lintel]

How do u get shot down by a scramjet while in a raiju?

[teal canopy]

It was an oppressor mk2

[ivory lintel]

No

[teal canopy]

Wdym no i was the one playing not you

[ivory lintel]

I was playing

🤦‍♂️

[teal canopy]

I did fuck them later
But still confused why it didnt warn me

[teal canopy]

Im confused
so we both got shot down?

[compact tendon]

i hate lamar, i really do, not only is he EVERY mouthy black wannabe gangsta you ever met in high school, but hearing him during these missions, he is worse than sessanta and whatever the hell her man's name is

[candid perch]

Pros

[ivory lintel]

No
I shot the raiju down with a scramjet

[teal canopy]

Oh
Its not that hard tbh

[trim hinge]

ya box playin?

[ivory lintel]

Yes but u shouldn't die to a scramjet while in a raiju

That's my point

[teal canopy]

?

[ivory lintel]

?

[trim hinge]

both on your console xb?

[teal canopy]

I assume that you are trying to say that we both are on xbox
But no
Im on xbox and hes on ps

You need to chill with the weed tho u going crazy unc

[trim hinge]

but he was talking like you’re in same room nahh?

[teal canopy]

No

I dont know him and i dont want to know him

[trim hinge]

yall cooked fr

role playing lifes

[ivory lintel]

U the one smoking weed

[trim hinge]

so just taking easy smth crazy bad? yoo what

[trim hinge]

stalker btw

[ivory lintel]

Wth is blud blabbing 😭😭

[teal canopy]

Aint no one roleplaying here

[teal canopy]

He needs medical care

[trim hinge]

bro mad cuz 6th

[ivory lintel]

Me and u tho
One day

[teal canopy]

What

No

We arent

[ivory lintel]

Yes we are

Role-playing one day

[shy ice]

what did i miss

[trim hinge]

block

[shy ice]

hmm

[trim hinge]

waited all ten?

[shell minnow]

Yo, my fellow human beings, what should I do with almost 7 million?

[trim hinge]

[shell minnow]

And no, I won't buy the Mk. 2

[shy ice]

nah, i was doing longfin setup

[trim hinge]

bunker weapon reaserch

[trim hinge]

forgiven

[shell minnow]

That's automatic

[shy ice]

my truck got fucked by a train. by some miracle, the longfin survived

[trim hinge]

That sounds good but what you have from weapon bullet types?

[ivory lintel]

#🚔┃gta-discussion

[trim hinge]

slide off

twat

[shell minnow]

Explosive and tracers I think

[ivory lintel]

?

[shell minnow]

My brother in Christ, this is that channel

[ivory lintel]

Oh

Yeah this is gta discussion

🤦‍♂️

[trim hinge]

Armoured them purple also good

[ivory lintel]

Bro forgot English

[shell minnow]

I prefer larger ammo count, so I still use the 200rnd belt and 60rnd mag

[trim hinge]

and you look so wannabe I just can’t..

[ivory lintel]

Just joking

Don't take it on heart

[trim hinge]

when you have all mk2 wp then it’s okay not have large amounts feels like more realistic few hundreds than few k

[shell minnow]

Yeah but I can't buy that from interaction menu

[ivory lintel]

Of course u cant

U call ur moc or terrobyte

[trim hinge]

some ups some downs

[shell minnow]

Mostly downs tho

[ivory lintel]

I like downs

[shell minnow]

Should I get a yacht? And why not

[ivory lintel]

No

Its completely useless

[trim hinge]

So point less

bros now calculating

[ivory lintel]

💀

[shell minnow]

I'm eating

[ivory lintel]

Alone?

Care to share?

[shell minnow]

Nope

[ivory lintel]

What a cold world

[trim hinge]

on who?

[junior river]

Well, when u have completed the game. It ain’t waste of money.

[ivory lintel]

Go ahead and buy the yacht

[junior river]

Btw

[ivory lintel]

U will like it

[trim hinge]

Can I play with you?

[shell minnow]

I'm at almost 7m rn

[junior river]

I just saw a level 1785🙏

[ivory lintel]

Can i play with you?

[trim hinge]

Stop wannabe everyone

[junior river]

And I griefed his stuff.

[shell minnow]

A few days ago I saw a 600k/d level 8k on a godmode upside-down mk2

[ivory lintel]

I literally said it first

[junior river]

Revive big smoke bruv.

[trim hinge]

Not on my side

[junior river]

Atp, find a new session.

[ivory lintel]

Maybe slow wifi

[trim hinge]

Yeah I be even the train or plane for you

[shell minnow]

Yeah, you try when you're 0.5-second spawn trapped

[junior river]

Follow the train bruv

[junior river]

Passive mode.

[ivory lintel]

Its a male 🤦‍♂️

[trim hinge]

Im already in train holding wheel

[shell minnow]

Can't even open interaction menu cuz I'm a CEO always

[trim hinge]

It’s really Mike when it’s not?

[ivory lintel]

[junior river]

Wut

[trim hinge]

again misinf n shi

2 points for grifindoor

whatever

[junior river]

Then don’t be a ceo.

[ivory lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-family-guy-care-car-wash-wash-car-gif-11518415249782144497

[shell minnow]

Gotta grind tho

[junior river]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-25649629

Aight

Bruh

[trim hinge]

haha

[ivory lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-25649629

[junior river]

Ts lwk pmo icl iml or nt.

[junior river]

No

[candid perch]

[ivory lintel]

Dms

[shy ice]

its over

[junior river]

Can’t even say pmo💔

[shy ice]

fuckin tiktok brainrot language

pmo sounds like an edm duo from the 80s

[trim hinge]

@prisma turtle you missed all

[prisma turtle]

I just wrote a list on the stuff I still need for platinum

[junior river]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-syaos-british-english-ts-pmo-gif-18322740700124619850

You don’t deserve the whole gif

[ivory lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-syaos-british-english-ts-pmo-gif-18322740700124619850

[junior river]

Only the link

[trim hinge]

You really don’t spend some quality time outside house?

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-taylor-swift-holding-laugh-laugh-gif-12975208361271802620

[ivory lintel]

To each their own

[prisma turtle]

I do
work

[junior river]

@compact tendon How many hours do u have everyday on gta

[prisma turtle]

and cars

and stuff

like that

[trim hinge]

Inside someone’s dream..

[ivory lintel]

@steady marten how many hours do you have everyday on gta?

[junior river]

Aight

[prisma turtle]

well I dont want anyone to believe so

[steady marten]

0

[ivory lintel]

Une*ployment better

[trim hinge]

That doesn’t matter what others believe lmao

fck them all

[ivory lintel]

Sorry didn't mean to ping u

[junior river]

Cj ain’t that tuff

[trim hinge]

Cow now will fruit ninnnjaazha you Mikeyy

[prisma turtle]

I got 275h on GTA Story Mode according to my 100% checklist (holy fuck)
and 354h on online

[ivory lintel]

@teal canopy Listen

[trim hinge]

Stay clear here’s no entering

[ivory lintel]

How u got more than me on online is crazy

[prisma turtle]

because I dont have a life

duh

[trim hinge]

354????

[ivory lintel]

But the level difference

[prisma turtle]

why is it my character is all scarred even without me playing 😭

[prisma turtle]

I got 2.6m RP

lvl 133

[ivory lintel]

I am almost lvl 300

[prisma turtle]

tf

[ivory lintel]

*scared

[prisma turtle]

no scarred

[trim hinge]

good happy f yall

[ivory lintel]

In a span of 6 years

[junior river]

Are u one of those that expect 45% on heists.

[prisma turtle]

how the fuck does the game calculate 275h if I played 15h on trevor, 21h on franklin and 23h on michael???

[prisma turtle]

no thats me with a friend

[junior river]

Playing story is wild

Feels so disconnected from the world.

[ivory lintel]

Not sure where u get that from
I am one of those who ask for 15% always

[junior river]

W

[prisma turtle]

lowkey
well atleast I can steal a Lazer and shoot actual passanger planes off the sky

[ivory lintel]

"W" in 2025 🥀

[ivory lintel]

I can hear planes in gtao but I don't see them

[prisma turtle]

ME TOO

[junior river]

And what else

[prisma turtle]

I always expect the worst, aka a Raiju popping up behind me on the radar shooting at me

[junior river]

2025 in 2026💔

[ivory lintel]

Doesn't happen with me bcz I play private lobbies 90% of the time

[prisma turtle]

ik timezones exist but… it‘s <t:1752274440:D>

[ivory lintel]

Ts lwk pmo icl

[trim hinge]

measure yaselves

[prisma turtle]

english

[ivory lintel]

Is a language

[prisma turtle]

I want normal english, no letter soup

[ivory lintel]

Blame @junior river

[trim hinge]

ayya shlageen

[ivory lintel]

Spreading brain rot

[prisma turtle]

what

[prisma turtle]

I dont blame anyone

[trim hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/oo-ee-a-e-a-cat-gif-11513708765162056600

[prisma turtle]

except the government

[ivory lintel]

😂

[trim hinge]

that’s you

soulie

[prisma turtle]

„soulie“ is insane

[trim hinge]

nice letters btw

[prisma turtle]

thx?

[trim hinge]

got them some nice for cj also?

[prisma turtle]

changing the name works better I think

[trim hinge]

to Franklin on Mihail

None off them smarter than cj

just true facts

[prisma turtle]

what about Hans

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-taylor-swift-holding-laugh-laugh-gif-12975208361271802620

[trim hinge]

FF3? what

[prisma turtle]

ff3???

hä

[trim hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/jo-han-fef-eay-chew-gif-12531501

[prisma turtle]

I said Hans

not Han

[trim hinge]

Not gtao ones

Don’t gap them r* ones they already have hard times on creativity

[prisma turtle]

👍

whatever that means

[junior river]

2025, 12th july 1:02am btw🤞🥀

[junior river]

13*

[trim hinge]

still rs6 lower than m5

[trim hinge]

new pfp?

[shy ice]

pls tell me that was under 15 mins

[shy ice]

14:47

holy

Total Cash Earned
$1156800

[trim hinge]

still funny money

[shy ice]

cayo is good but it used to be great

[trim hinge]

cayo was fun few dozen times and Im done like for life

[shy ice]

lol

[trim hinge]

business still greatest in my personal opinion

[shy ice]

i can see that

mr rubio will be my 1 million dollar atm

[trim hinge]

mr maybe salvage house would drop some 2x on car sales okay thank you

[prisma turtle]

no i‘ve been using that pfp since I joined

[prisma turtle]

that was the time to that point btw

[shy ice]

its over guys

[trim hinge]

Yeah you stink already like old clothes n buck

[shy ice]

cya in 2 hours

[prisma turtle]

I washed the clothes I‘m currently wearing 2 days ago, and I started wearing them today.

and I showered 4h ago

[trim hinge]

that damn ego

[shy ice]

chat

[prisma turtle]

„r u dum blud“

[prisma turtle]

crust

I like my pizzas with thick crust lol

[shy ice]

oo

[prisma turtle]

have you ever eaten

[trim hinge]

[prisma turtle]

Pizza Margarita, but like with shrimps on it

[trim hinge]

lmao what?

[shy ice]

shrimps

[trim hinge]

yaak

terrible

[prisma turtle]

I swear that tastes good

[trim hinge]

you fish like fans? but small fish wannabe?

[prisma turtle]

what

can you stop talking in enchanting table?

[trim hinge]

de you making mess

can’t understand easy context lmao

[prisma turtle]

I understand you less than a math genius trying to explain smth to me

[trim hinge]

easy that doesn’t matter but anyway Im better compadre than zike, tex mex box and crusty

[prisma turtle]

who‘s tex mex box

or zike

[trim hinge]

@ivory lintel @teal canopy

[hallow otter]

does the dre contract always take a few mins between each one or does it only do that for the first time you do it

[ivory torrent]

Your first time through you will always have slight delays in between every mission, but every replay after that you can start one after the other

[cloud hemlock]

yo

anyone here want to do cimminal master mind

[shy ice]

sorry guys

[shy ice]

hmmmm

not for me, im afraid

[prisma turtle]

hmm okay

[prisma turtle]

just tell us whatsss uppp

[trim hinge]

you all alright???!

[shy ice]

fighting insecurity and jealousy

[shy ice]

i suppose lol

[trim hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/bravo-gif-gif-8524601943548603280

[hallow otter]

how many of each type of vehicle do I need to export to just get high ends

[trim hinge]

lol you switched

[trim hinge]

@prisma turtle

[hallow otter]

had to give the people hope lol

[shy ice]

i believe

[dark river]

Any1 online?

[trim hinge]

yeahh https://discord.com/channels/722716210604671026/1051647865367314514 someone

[noble ruin]

AAhh there u are kapitan , the finest field operative i have ever had the pleasure of coordinating i hope you have enough time for resting and relaxation kapitan ; kapitan i think mr rubio must be missing us , yes shall we see how he is getting on , lots of work kapitan , we mustt do our besr for mr rubio yes

[trim hinge]

sounds funnier if you russian

[noble ruin]

Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street
Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat
In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep
Beefing with anybody competing, even police
Four deep in a green rag with gold feet
Blast with the flag on the strap, that's OG
Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights
Get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight
You got stats, respect, weapon skill
Stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal

[trim hinge]

bro google ai too much for you

[noble ruin]

had this song memorized by heart bro , i love san andreas

but yeah im lazy to write a song

[trim hinge]

that’s where everything actually started LS wise

[prisma turtle]

name the artist

[shy ice]

Heist Prep: Gather Intel

[prisma turtle]

aint you tired?

well I am

[noble ruin]

youung maylay

[noble ruin]

you cant get tired making money

[prisma turtle]

I just watched the dark knight

its 4am 💀

[noble ruin]

the first 1 ?

[clear shell]

This might sound stupid but if I delete gta online will I lose my stuff

[prisma turtle]

Batman Begins I watched yesterday, today I watched the Dark Knight with Joker

[noble ruin]

nah

[prisma turtle]

Joker is an authentic character if you ask me

[noble ruin]

wow u were missing out

[clear shell]

Alr cuz im tryna download mlb the show

[prisma turtle]

missing out on what

[noble ruin]

heath ledger yeah

[prisma turtle]

no
not him

joker

JOKER not the actor

[noble ruin]

the actor is the fucking person who mastered the joker character

everyone know heath ledger is goated

its not just about the character , the actor made him

[prisma turtle]

isnt it the script that masters a character?

[noble ruin]

then any actor would master and fit the character and this aint such thing

in theater and movies

[prisma turtle]

I never understood that the extended smile of joker were scars everytime he mentioned the scars, until I saw the scene where he was without makeup

[noble ruin]

yeah he scarred himself because of his wife he did it for her , and tho she couldnt accept him as he did

he's hiding immense pain behind that mask

and yet the best thing the joker said is

[prisma turtle]

I still dont really understand the story behind the Arkham Asylum

[noble ruin]

You see, their morals, their code... it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these 'civilized people,' they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

[noble ruin]

arkham asylum was like a prison for the mentally dangerous

he said a lot of times i'm not a monster

i'm just ahead of the curve

he was captured and sent there multiple times

[shy ice]

used to be

guys

the verdict is in

[noble ruin]

I Just passed my yacht doing sales , the yacht i never been in

[uneven ivy]

In Cayo, can I get the primary target and two paintings solo? I know I can't get the gold in the compound storage alone

[shy ice]

two painting

never happened to me

[noble ruin]

if the paintings are in the office then yes

otherwise youll need 1 more

[noble ruin]

it did happen tom me when i was doing it solo

[shy ice]

wow

guess im just unlucky

[noble ruin]

they neref it

i get the most of it now by doing it with people and shorter cooldown

[uneven ivy]

i think only one in the office

so 1 painting and 4 gold in the compound, might be worth bringing my friend along

[noble ruin]

yeah

[uneven ivy]

we both suck, so should be fun lol

[noble ruin]

cayo is easy youll get better

and then youll get bored

[uneven ivy]

only done it once, so learning all the routes to take and avoiding guards

[shy ice]

i still remember my first ever cayo run

30 mins, took me a few retries, but i did it without breaking stealth

[shy ice]

primary: Sinsimito Tequila

secondary:

airstrip
1 stack of cocaine
1 stack of weed
2 stacks of cash

main dock
2 stacks of cash

compound
1 painting

[noble ruin]

yeah it's tricky the first time , i absolutely got smashed bu the jugg my first time lol

[shy ice]

north dock was my infiltration point

i didnt know how to infiltrate from the drainage tunnel

[noble ruin]

i was having casino like mentality , but cayo had a lot of differences

[uneven ivy]

a lot of retries first time, beached the boat, swam all around the island to get in lol

used demolition charge on the front gate, got killed a lot

[little vortex]

Hope everyone’s having fun with their long ass mc sale missions this week

[prisma turtle]

seems like I belong there

[noble ruin]

yeah i cant focus on one category in career progress , i have adhd

[shy ice]

kidnap me mommy

[prisma turtle]

wa

[dire pawn]

Could someone point me in the direction to find the daily collectibles?

[shy ice]

which one

[prisma turtle]

???
hä

[noble ruin]

there is a website i think

this server doesnt allow links tho

[shy ice]

i may truly mean it...

[prisma turtle]

no what the fuck

[dire pawn]

I've been to gtalens but all I got was the daily shipwreck even after typing ls tags

[noble ruin]

i'll dm you

[shy ice]

whats ur concern?

[prisma turtle]

the world

[shy ice]

10:58

Total Cash Earned
$1108559

[misty musk]

Hi

[prisma turtle]

hola

[dark river]

The pistol only challenge for the casino missions are a nightmare

I still have to do it for 2 other missions plus the damage challenge as well

[hallow otter]

why is dre contract like second best money method when it takes like super long to finish

[near kite]

For solo players*

[hallow otter]

it might be cuz it’s my first time doing it but like the first and second have already almost took like an hour

not even accounting for the last and finale

[near kite]

It takes about an hour and ten minutes on average to complete when done efficiently.

[shy ice]

well

cluckin bell raid on aggressive was... easier than expected

[near kite]

Could be less since we can skip the studio time cut scene now

[near kite]

It was never hard

[shy ice]

i was expecting the worst

[near kite]

[shy ice]

like casino level kind of hard

i mean, if u can only spend 30 bullets to finish the heist instead of 3000, why not

[near kite]

You are on PC and still complaining about aggressive approaches being hard?

[shy ice]

what does pc have to do with it? im assuming its because of flexibility or smth

[near kite]

Unless you are using a controller you should have an easy time destroying NPCs with headshots.

[shy ice]

oh, i see

theres a reason why i always do the disrupt armor setup whenever im doing cayo lol

[near kite]

[shy ice]

even when im doing it stealth

[near kite]

@novel ravine is it true?

[near kite]

What!!!!!

Just do the weapons disruption and you are absolutely free from getting rekt by rapid fire.

[shy ice]

if i could predict the future, i wont do it

[fringe urchin]

It’s optional though? Especially when your solo, if you know your route you can do Cayo in 10 minutes with minimum kills

But if your running duo or up, or also doing guns blazing it’s more understandable, because you’ll need all the help you can get

In the end, it’s your choice and I’m sure you have your reasons to do the disrupt armor setup

[near kite]

[fringe urchin]

I didn’t read

I’m just saying my opinion

[near kite]

Understandable

[shy ice]

nah, solo stealth

[near kite]

[fringe urchin]

Woah

If solo stealth it shouldn’t be too hard to require the disrupt (unless it’s because guards catch your bodies too often)

[shy ice]

game can be a bitch sometimes by not registering the headshot as a headshot

lol

[fringe urchin]

I mostly don’t shoot, what I do is knock out

[shy ice]

i can see that

but its a bit too risky for me lol

[fringe urchin]

Really? I find knocking out super easy

The only true issue is knowing what to kill, because the guards are annoying

[shy ice]

from personal experiences, knocking out is like gambling pretty much

the game either allows u to, or not

[fringe urchin]

I try to avoid killing any besides the personal 3 guards that are around the main building

[fringe urchin]

Damn

[shy ice]

apparently
if the person doesnt stand straight, it wont knock them down

which can be very annoying lol

[fringe urchin]

Huh

Again I genuinely didn’t have any issues, so I guess whatever works best for you

[shy ice]

i think the game has a check in place to determine whether it will knock them or not

[fringe urchin]

Huh, again I hope one day you’ll master to headshot or knocking out

[shy ice]

i know how to headshot

its just that

the reason i do the disrupt armor mission is to anticipate the worst

[fringe urchin]

Incase headshot misses

[shy ice]

not miss, the game didnt register it as one

those two are different lol

[fringe urchin]

Well regardless I’m sure you’ll figure it out and master the way of doing Cayo sub 10

[shy ice]

ive been doing cayo for 3 years

[shy ice]

its fun to just aggressively shoot them, like "haha bitch, u dont have body armor on, get fucked"

[fringe urchin]

Damn, very sad

They are just doing there job

[shy ice]

they get what they deserved

[fringe urchin]

[shy ice]

sympathy i have for them? zero

[fringe urchin]

Sympathy I have for them? Lots, I only kill the personal guards and that one dude that holds the bike

[shy ice]

huge pavel w, huge pavel w

[fringe urchin]

Yes

Meanwhile cayo guy will kill the rest of the guards because they failed to protect primary

[spice adder]

[spice adder]

The other one is better

[spice adder]

Not this one

[spice adder]

Cat belly dancing like this one. A white cat

[spice adder]

[versed valley]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fat-cat-dance-cat-gif-7235647751254268160

https://tenor.com/view/plink-dead-chat-plink-plink-dead-chat-dead-chat-cute-cat-gif-11654508771208714785

[shy ice]

[prisma turtle]

hello there

[edgy dew]

Hm

[shy ice]

interesting

[edgy dew]

Hows ur plat grind

[prisma turtle]

delayed to afternoon

I wrote a full list on what I still need to do though

[edgy dew]

Hmm instrsting

[rotund badger]

Hi

[shy ice]

Hi

[trim hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-v-flip-gaming-driving-drive-gif-17855462

[novel ravine]

How many times did I had to tell you to get a job

[tropic bronze]

I've been actively avoiding cayo for 4.5 years

[shy ice]

lol

[shy ice]

buffalo stx cop car

[gritty drift]

I can't stand grinding the hangar solo

[velvet lodge]

Most people cant stand grinding it at all, so youve got that going for ya

[gritty drift]

tbh I've never done it with others in my org. good to know it's not much better

[velvet lodge]

it does speed things up ofc as you'd be getting 4 crates per run but it's still a tideous grind

[noble ruin]

actually it is i do it with randoms and it spawns 4 crates , and the land missions are easy u just get the crates from point A ro be if youre given a trailer u destroy it

[floral apex]

Crazy

[tropic bronze]

it is a lot faster but it's always best not to just bang your head against one thing anyway
the reason (even though i don't play often these days) i still can play the game after 5 is because i didn't do anything until i was sick of it

[buoyant harbor]

Decided to play single player on GTA 5 after years and damn, there's a difference

[tropic bronze]

ofc
you have skilled up

[buoyant harbor]

More people, more car variety on the streets, cops are more active

[tropic bronze]

that's just setting change

[buoyant harbor]

Planes in the skies, boats and other activities going on in the background

[tropic bronze]

that's always been there

[buoyant harbor]

Why does online feel so... empty by comparison?

[tropic bronze]

you prolly had it set to ultra potato 5 years ago

[shell minnow]

Wdym empty?

[tropic bronze]

well there is less npc activity
they were obviously worried about multiplayer sync

since the more npc's you have doing stuff the more there is to sync among the nearby players

[shell minnow]

And players recreating historical events

[tropic bronze]

that's never stopped anyone tbh

[buoyant harbor]

Mm, classic war crime simulator

[tropic bronze]

it is definitely more of a performance matter

[shell minnow]

War Thunder

What should I get with almost 7 million?

[buoyant harbor]

Idk, I don't play that femboy simulator

[teal canopy]

Do u have pvp/armored vehicles

[shell minnow]

A Scramjet, toreador, MOC, avenger, acid lab and terrorbyte

[teal canopy]

No opp mk2?

[prisma turtle]

what about Kosatka?

[teal canopy]

Kosatka isn't pvp

[shell minnow]

Nah, I'm chill like that

[shell minnow]

Kosatka and Sparrow

[teal canopy]

U need to get it
Makes everything alot easier

[prisma turtle]

because what Online focuses on are players

[shell minnow]

I have a Raiju

[prisma turtle]

the story mode consists of realistic gameplay, while online focuses on playing together smh

[prisma turtle]

I use Kosatka for PVP

[shell minnow]

Also I've done Doomsday already

[little vortex]

This should’ve been the first vehicle u named 😂

[shell minnow]

Yeah I forgot about it tbh

I have over 100m made overall

[prisma turtle]

weak

how long have you been playing

[shell minnow]

Yeah😔

[teal canopy]

Then my yacht is also a pvp vehicle

[little vortex]

If you feel like you have everything you want, just buy cosmetics or new cars

[shell minnow]

About 500h total

[teal canopy]

Anything that flies and it easy to land?

[shell minnow]

Level 192

[shell minnow]

Sparrow

[prisma turtle]

I got uhh 160m+ made with 375h

[teal canopy]

You touch a powerline pole with the blade and it's over
Sparrow is probably the hardest heli to land
You get a pretty pole dance before you explode tho

[shell minnow]

Yeah, I have about 900h total but most is in story

[teal canopy]

I got like 23h in story mode and I'm almost 100%

[shell minnow]

Well that's where you need actual skill over pay to win stuff

[little vortex]

How do I figure out how much money I ever made lol how do u guys know these numbers

[teal canopy]

I only use my mk2 for grinding
If I want to kill someone I either use the raiju for a sneaky attack or the b11 to blow them into pieces

[edgy dew]

From what

[shell minnow]

Brrrrrt?

[prisma turtle]

I got 60h and 93%

[teal canopy]

Pause
Settings
Stats
Career
You find it there

[teal canopy]

?

[teal canopy]

I beat the game like 5 times before

[little vortex]

Say less

[shell minnow]

A-10C Thunderbolt 2's GAU-8 Avenger 30mm 7-barrell rotary cannon sound

[prisma turtle]

dont blame me
I started playing a couple months ago 😐

[edgy dew]

Daum

[teal canopy]

Plane that shoots bomb

[teal canopy]

Okay we get it
You started playing a few months ago and ur very advanced
Congratulations

[shell minnow]

No, it's a gun with enough aircraft parts on it to fly

[prisma turtle]

thats what you call it?
I call it: The gun strapped to the plane

no wait

the plane strapped to a gun

[shell minnow]

That's about right

[prisma turtle]

you can outran its own rockets with that thing

[little vortex]

Helicopter plane

[teal canopy]

I couldn't care less about the names of the planes

[shell minnow]

AV-8B

[teal canopy]

Outrun*

[prisma turtle]

f u too then.

[teal canopy]

And it

[prisma turtle]

how does „you can outrun it own rockets“ make sense

[teal canopy]

You use "too" whenever someone says it first

[near kite]

I have a job

[teal canopy]

It can outrun it's own rockets

[shell minnow]

The A-10 in GTA can outTURN rockets, while the F-35B can outrun and outturn anything

[novel ravine]

sure buddy

after playing one game 24/7

[teal canopy]

Says the one who spends his money on patreon

Get patreon tier 3

[novel ravine]

i didnt

i won givaway

[teal canopy]

All I hear is "I'm broke and I can't afford a 100$ membership "
-# totally not jealous

[near kite]

I smell jealousy

[novel ravine]

are you alrigth?

[teal canopy]

I'm alrigth

[tropic bronze]

get one and learn how to fly it upside down

[austere elk]

Maybe get a job so u can be a real tier 3 patron

[tropic bronze]

what is a tier 2 patron even

[novel ravine]

why would i pay for something i dont even use 😭

[novel ravine]

uhhh

[austere elk]

Bro

[novel ravine]

all i got is 2k xp in the server and this funny collor

[spice adder]

I can only do it for 1/2 secs when i am near a pipe or something

[austere elk]

This is tgg

[shell minnow]

No thanks, I was griefed 20-0 a few days ago by an upside-down mk2 with godmode

[tropic bronze]

that is quite the stacking
r u sure it was just becasue you couldn't hit them

[teal canopy]

Ps activities

I would have left after like 4-0

[shell minnow]

Well what could've I done? Can't passive, can't switch sessions

[spice adder]

So upside down mk2 are not targetable or is it godmode?

[shell minnow]

No he was just godmode

Or monkey mode

[teal canopy]

Godmode
Upside down mk2 is very easy to take out
The missiles are somehow a bit more accurate tho

[tropic bronze]

targetable but not as simply hittable with a missile

[spice adder]

I mostly play on invite only so i never saw them

[austere elk]

Stromberg is a mk2 counter

[teal canopy]

He can only dodge one missiles before going back to normal mode

[tropic bronze]

not really

[teal canopy]

I prefer the toreador

[teal canopy]

Unless you are fighting them very high

[shell minnow]

Scramjet gang 4lyfe

[tropic bronze]

any imani car is a counter really, reel them in and either kaboom or shoot them off
you would have to be pretty good to freeaim while upside down

[teal canopy]

I don't like the scramjet

[spice adder]

And then off to the water

[shell minnow]

Not really, most of the time

[teal canopy]

It is a pretty good counter
But I take then out easily when I use anything with explosive miniguns/Toreador miniguns

[prisma turtle]

no it can outrun its own rockets as well

[shell minnow]

Virtue is the best Imani tech car since it's free

[spice adder]

Does it also have hsw?

[prisma turtle]

no but its quick enough

[little vortex]

U asking the mans on ps4

[prisma turtle]

the EVX on the other hand has HSW, but its way slower

[shell minnow]

I don't think so but it has acceleration and downforce

[spice adder]

I just got it and left it in the garage. Havent used it since

[shell minnow]

I play on PS5 but the PS4 version cuz my friend is on it

[spice adder]

Xd didnt see

[tropic bronze]

the handling is a bit of an issue though, the way it just skitters around
if you're driving then it's not a problem but if driving becomes a secondary consideration while you're up against someone else it is easier to put yourself somewhere you didn't intend to
so typiclly for imani pvp i prefer more stable cars

[spice adder]

Name some fast cars that also have good handling

[tropic bronze]

stx

paragon s

[shell minnow]

Be m1ndful

[spice adder]

Buffalo?

[little vortex]

Mbn, all my friends upgraded with no hesitation 😂

[shell minnow]

He has a ps4 that's why

[teal canopy]

811
Definitly not the banshee gts
Hakuchou if you count it as a car
Viegro

[spice adder]

Yes banshee gts slides a lot. I bought the niobe after that. It feels much better

[tropic bronze]

i sometimes wonder if you actually do any pvp, xbg

[teal canopy]

I sold mine
It's so bad on off-road you can't do time trials with it

[shell minnow]

The best car in the game is the Karin Snype ||iykyk||

[prisma turtle]

Benefactor BR8

[spice adder]

I use h drag for time trials

[little vortex]

I just got a grotti Itali gto that has pretty good handling, isn’t that one of the good old gen cars

[teal canopy]

Yeah everyday
The only things I bought last month were all pvp vehicles

[tropic bronze]

in either case however i was talking about imani cars with armour
i miss the "bugged" coureuse, that was about as perfect as it got

[prisma turtle]

Karin Snype?
aka the non existent thing?

[spice adder]

Oh i have my eyes on that

[shell minnow]

Iykyk

[teal canopy]

But why

[shell minnow]

I use PVP strats in PVE

[prisma turtle]

its not about if you own PVP vehicles, it‘s about if you DO PVP

[spice adder]

Share some

[teal canopy]

Why would I own pvp vehicles if I don't do pvp

[prisma turtle]

because PVP vehicles are good in pve too…?

[spice adder]

I dont do pvp but i buy them anyway

[shell minnow]

First person to run/strafe faster mostly

[prisma turtle]

zhink about it

[teal canopy]

I do pvp
What's ur point

[prisma turtle]

do you know how to use a raiju in pvp?

[teal canopy]

Yeah
I only use it for pvp and sometimes hangar cargo

[spice adder]

Kamikaze

[shell minnow]

Some of them are good for travel and fun to use

[teal canopy]

That's the titan

[prisma turtle]

💀

one time during the prison break, I touched the jet while flying the velum, trying to rip its parts off so it crashes

guess which plane exploded and which kept flying.

[shell minnow]

The jet was clean

[spice adder]

🫵exploded

[prisma turtle]

not a scratch 😭

[teal canopy]

a stolen trash plane vs a military grade fighter jet
I wonder which one survived

[spice adder]

Hehe

[prisma turtle]

Dude the Velum tanks more rockets than the Lazer

[shell minnow]

"NOTAQRASH"
-MuYe

[teal canopy]

take your meds gramps

[prisma turtle]

one rocket at a lazer takes out most of the plane forcing it to crash

the velum tanks like 3 💀

[shell minnow]

And Avenger?

[prisma turtle]

idk man

didnt try

[shell minnow]

I think it's 28

But not sure

How many does a MOC tank?
-# (edited)

[prisma turtle]

28 what
sausages, cucumbers, bricks?

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-taylor-swift-holding-laugh-laugh-gif-12975208361271802620

[teal canopy]

68 or 48 I forgot

[spice adder]

But it's engine dies way before that

[shell minnow]

I will send you to St. Peter

[teal canopy]

28 French fries

[shell minnow]

48 is Acid lab

[teal canopy]

Then it's 68 for the moc cab
The trailer idk

[prisma turtle]

engine…?
you mean the cab thing

[spice adder]

No the avenger

[prisma turtle]

ah

[spice adder]

I saw a video where he hits it with few rockets. Dont remember the exact number maybe 10 or less. After a while it's engine just stops

So it just falls on its own

[prisma turtle]

and doesnt explode

like the lazer does when it hits the ground with a speed of 1km/h

[teal canopy]

I'm going to explode you if you keep arguing
I got a bomb

[prisma turtle]

and I got a gun, jokes on you I‘ll die before you even trigger it

[spice adder]

Yea doesn’t explode but doesnt fly either

[teal canopy]

So you'll die before I trigger the bomb?
Why

[prisma turtle]

I once shot my own Avenger out of the sky

[teal canopy]

Oh

[prisma turtle]

because I kept the autopilot on when jumping out

[teal canopy]

Why not just return it

[prisma turtle]

because I am special

[spice adder]

[teal canopy]

Yeah
You're very special

[prisma turtle]

aw tysm

[teal canopy]

Np

[shell minnow]

Awtysm

[prisma turtle]

no not autism

[spice adder]

Msytwa

[shy ice]

jealousy

[spice adder]

@shy ice sup bald

[shy ice]

guys,
change your ways while you're (still) young and have the time to. you don't want to regret it later 🩵

[shy ice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215977445937778829/1384456160467357726/nsJ3M4N.gif

[shell minnow]

Wdym

[spice adder]

So if i am on the right way should i change it to the wrong one?

[shy ice]

its a ref to Smile Like You Mean It, but i think its a very powerful message overall

[fringe urchin]

Love too but the debt is astounding

[teal canopy]

U have way too many subscriptions

[shy ice]

[fringe urchin]

I have

3

No 4

4.5

Probably

[prisma turtle]

I have one

netflix

[fringe urchin]

I have nitro, Spotify, Xbox core, Fortnite crew. And Pokemon home premium (but I pay like 12 a year for that )

[fervent ridge]

When it says we have to complete three Smoke on the Water missions, do they mean the legitimate missions or the laundering ones

[fringe urchin]

Roblox too but that’s only 5 a month

[fringe urchin]

I don’t watch things

Kinda

[fringe urchin]

Idk but I wish best of luck, I’m assuming you’re doing the weekly challenge right?

[spice adder]

Any mission works

[fringe urchin]

Best thing I can say is just try both

Or what the credit card said

[fervent ridge]

yeah