#🚔┃gta-discussion
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cop?
get
oh
im personally not a fan of it
setting up another cayo, again
primary: Sinsimito Tequila
secondary:
compound
1 painting
main dock
2 stocks of cash

my third cayo, and my second cayo setup for the day
el rubio can catch a break once ive raised 100 million as my budget for the december dlc :D
How much u got now?
cash $4,740,067
bank $157,905,257

mhm
i consided the first 100 mil as an emergency fund
minimum threshold
i can spend any amount above that 100 mil
but i cannot go under
grass week
You got high expectations 🫡

Oh dear oh dear
is there really nothing better
Total Cash Earned
$1128067
i think its okay :D
cayo is good, but it used to be GREAT
Start working on those grasses this week
i get the feeling the most active ppl here are new and haven't got around to career challenges yet or even if they're veteran players like me can't be bothered
there are other strimma discords with more ancient and jaded gtao addicts who live for career challenges tho
if I cant sell weed with franklin, I wont be able to do it 😐
Which servers? Anything you know about?
Yea i dont care about those challenges. Most of the vehicles they give i already have em
since i can't post fairly innocuous resource links which belong to other streamers etc here, i assume that sort of thing is frowned upon, i'm afraid you may have to figure it out yourself
Dm him the links maybe
@shy ice I hate this game.
I have to win a bajillion races, play golf like it‘s the only thing I got to do, win at darts…
all for a trophy 😐
Dont get the trophy then

nuh, I cant play online so I‘m doing this shit
Golf is a nice break tho
it's ridiculously good for a throwaway minigame in a game
y not
Well keep on the grind then
Ps+ expired
but what‘s meant with „win 3 medals“?
ohhhhhh
flight school I have to get bronze atleast
but what are the base jumps and the heli jumps
Gta series videos channel makes detailed vids on these subjects
true
I already got vids from gta series videos saved for the knife flight and the under the bridge
How many of those are there?

come to think of it i also pay for gtao access too even tho i'm on pc
two vpn accounts for ~$150 total a year lol
Why do u need vpn?
15 Flights and 50 Bridge
50 Collectibles 😐
boring lol
atleast I do those with flying objects, I have to do that nuclear waste stuff 30 times using BOATS
well the nuclear waste isnt a part of misc but instead of Trophies
nvm I have to get a gold medal in every hobby as well 😐
I got nothing else to do with my time so it couldve been worse
it can be a liability running without one and i have other precautions besides vpn in my current setup
this is from when i used to do naughty things in gtao
which i may still do in different ways
the real cost of me "playing" gtao as I do actually runs into the thousands, just the vpn is what i consider a minimum req
Chariot
Never heard of Chariot
idk
the car is based on a Lincoln Town Car aka those big ass Sedans that are bigger than a Czech SUV
U drive that in one of the casino prep missions for the dead valets body
Security Pass 2?
yeah it is
so security pass 2
ive done it earlier
1 you get from the cleaner in your penthouse
I havent gotten that in so long i forgot about that
I only get the dead valet and a party where u have to go search for it
I havent done casino in a long time
I only did it when I had diamonds
I like the casino heist. I run it often
its more fun than cayo
its cool if you got enough people to clear the vault fully
But this time i got cash :(
reroll
What if it gives me cash again?
well
you can definitely think of me as a gtao blackhat

do it
so its my duty to stop u lol
I haven’t got gold in a long time
Guess i will try it once
reroll its only 25k
I just want artwork
I just want to do cayo over and over and over again
firefighter exit disguise
thats ovewhelming
I dont like cayo anymore. Its very boring now
its the only heist solo doable
I go with the high roller
I would rather do dre contract
someone collected 54 stuff
why do u want to be solo @prisma turtle
because dre has variety no?
because my life I‘ve been solo
damn
jk lol
well partially
not all my life
most of it
why am I talking about my life in #🚔┃gta-discussion
because I dont really have friends who play GTA 5 on PS5
I got one but that person‘s never online 💀
cuz gta makes you feel vulnerable
no it doesnt
arent there many players on ps5 ?
none of my friends
like irl friends I mean
those are more comfy cuz I dont like to vc with strangers
buy them a ps5
i dunno even have real friends who play gtao , i had 2 tho , they dont anymore
i miss my first gtao crew
they all left or got banned
to u 🩵
pillowtalk
man paige is so strict
she can't even flirt
paige harris
i heard her calling me idiot
what's really kept me in gtao in the last 2.5 years ish is actually poking around the game, not playing it
so my interest in gtao sharply picked up after September last year and has settled down to other related stuff
i prolly actually play once every two weeks for a few hours doing random stuff
despite being online quite often these days, most of the time i'm testing
cuz relying on people straight sucks
but i kinda miss the days during the pandemic when i knew nothing about the game and had a lot of ppl help me thru crews and just with random interactions in-game
it was much more fun as a game
Well i did it i deleted my first gta 5 character and started all over because honestly i love grinding and having as much money as u wish gets boring so i cut myself lose from it for once and for all
Starting all over on my alt wich is level 130 sure but not even close to having a lot just the basics
i have 130M and i feel poor lol
i did that a few times when i was randoing during 2021
i think the problem with that was that i wasn't making a lot of gtao friends doing it, i only really got that thru crews and in freemode
134
youre probably pretty well off, i wouldnt say poor by any means considering if you have everything business and propertywise
if i wanted to buy things it'll end pretty quick
I got a lot of friends but i like grinding for stuff especially if it's my first time and this time I'm not gone play the same heists over and over but actually do fun stuff and get variety like a heist once a week a bit of cargo a bit of contracts and yes even some mc bussnises
Get a full taste of all the gta 5 content
weekly event should be active in 20 mins, yes?
yeah life as a rando was pretty cool
before that i'd kind of boxed myself into playing a certain way (started as a tryhard) and hopping into random stuff made me break out of that
as did crew meets etc
i got a feeling you grief peoples cargo lol
ehe
eheheh
ehe
Imagine a griefer trying attack me and that same low level hits almost every snipe and uses all the tricks in the book of a gta pvp player
Would be funny
I admit I'm kinda mid or average in most pvp skills but with the heavy sniper mk2 i am really saucy
I have or now had 17 342 kills on my heavy sniper mk2 and 2/5 are headshots with 94% accuracy
anya 
i absolutely suck now tho
the rust will need days, weeks of practice to go away
and i just don't spend that kind of time in game actually playing anymore
Played a lot pvp games back in the days and i loved snipers
uh huh
That's over a span of couple thousand hours or so on my old main
I had 2104 hours on my main and 61 on my alt
But i deleted my main just yesterday
Bruh
I did this whole explanation just a few minutes ago in chat
its impossible for me to tell since pretty much all the hours on my og account is afk hours
and the rest of the playtime is distributed across literally a hundred other accounts
and even those may not be time i'm actually playing the game
Absolutely
Got bored as hell
And a fresh start could get my spark back
acceptable but since gta 6 is next year you shouldn't have deleted your main
.....why am i fighting during The Big Con.......
If ima be honest
Well somebody got caught 😭
I'm not extremely hyped
gta6 isn't next year if you're pisscee anyway
Really?
Sure gta 6 would be neat but I'm happy with gta 5 as it is
I'm just hyped because of the realism the game will have
I think it's time to let gta v go
gta vi map mod 
i am mildly hyped for the game
maybe more hyped for how it will resuscitate the ded modding scene
It's entertained millions of people across the globe for 12 years
you know what he did? this was leader too, we had all the stuff, and he hung around with 20 secons and got hit by the nerve agent
for real that's so stupid
so NOW we have regular SMGs vs duggan security in heavy armor
I just hope gta 6 isn't toooooo realistic
Like if u would run through red and u would get a wanted level the game would arl be ruined
was doing casino with randoms yesterday and one of the 2 morons couldn't grab for shit
if the host does that it's an instant desync from me unless i was specifically asked to carry
ended up losing one crate but it was cash anyways and was only doing it to unlock cancel option
like i get it, S& S can go sideways
but the big con?!?!?

you are baby steppsed in
Okay
I should buy a stronger pc when gta 6 comes out cuz I'm still using my 6 year old pc with 16 gb of ram wich isn't that much as it was back than
Or idk even how it even is anymore
the problem with the hours counting in gta for me is that it's impossible to distinguish between not just afk and actually playing hours but also stuff like hours spent in r* editor
there were days during the pandemic i'd spend literally 8 hours editing crew videos to turn around fully edited content in 1-2 days
(no wonder i burnt out of that very quick lol)
run#2, host has paletto bay arcade
anyone up for Cayo
lmfao
and both guys in run each ditched the bronco to get iin an NPC sport car
i feel u , same here
Tbf if it’s paleto that’s the right move
road trip
Nobody hauling that shitbox across the map
homie #1 is "about" to where the weed shack is near fort zancudo now......
he is taking the John Denver route to get there
why do you even bother
cuz i need the t4 stuff complete
Yh what would be kinda useless but also neat? If gta 6 has or ever gets VR support

ah
and the way my mind functions is i cna get into a quick join with randows and maybe get lucky, then while that is on cooldown, do my own, and then recycle
but make no mistake, i hate this, this is worse than cayo by far, and i still have 45mil to go on it
i think my biggest gripe though is how bugged R* has the quick join option
stuck in the cloud, "network loading error" leader has left board, etc etc
today is the big day
for?
Tonight's the night
do not leave loose ends, if Mr. Rubio takes a hold of loose end, he will strangle you with it yes.
these last 4 things will make me quit this game, i gaurantee it
the way the game is designed, having to friend someone on PSN before you can invite them personally, requiring 4 people, absolutely unbalanced NPC stuff, this wil lbe what breaks me
get a pc 
weekly event change
ahhhh
plus the lamar stuff
which i was excited about
until i just did one on normal
and 30 seconds in we died because homie parked in the middle of grove street
so now much less excited, far more disillusioned, and VERY angry
thats the problem with only havign 4 things left on your plate, its usually the 4 shit ones that suck the soul out of you
ima get the convetible rapid gt :D
hmm, massacro looks nice too
rapid gt classic is my fav
time to test my luck again
Heist Prep: Gather Intel
i have one from the prize ride
sucks that I can’t get prize ride cuz I’ll be away from home Saturday and Sunday

you on ps5?
pc enhanced
scooter brothers
damn, i was gonna offer to help you
aww, im good tyy
im primarily a solo grinder 🩵
me too, but cayo sucks
not as much as casino, or OG heists, but it sucks
the verdict is in
Weed week live now?
yess
Time to buy smoke on the water
primary: Ruby Necklace
secondary:
airstrip
1 stack of cocaine
3 stacks of weed
1 stack of cash
main dock
1 stack of weed
2 stacks of cash
What u got in the compound?
im a solo player so i dont scop those
I would have joined :(
aww, im good tyy 🩵
ima set this up, ima do the finale tomorrow morning
Of to delivering legal weed
How many did u do today?
4 finales, 3 set ups
Damn
imma take a break from cayo , today i did like 7 or 8
so, 3 finales and 3 set ups
for this week, i think ima farm those money laundering missions
since its 2x
cayo is just a side project
(𓁹‿𓁹)
and clukin bell too
Yea i will do them this week only then forget about them
as Raf said, these are "big fuck you mansions"
ofc ima prepare for the worst
I only did them for the T4
and now the Van sits in my Arena War Garage
trust me that thing shreds everything
i can imagine rockstar charging us 20 million base price
with upgrades, it would be 40 million, and thats just for one mansion
I dont care about t4s. Will touch them again when they go 2x. Until then they will catch dusts
playboy mansion
well fuck you mansions are insane
I‘ll stay in my cute little Eclipse Tower Penthouses from that point
im not dedicated enough to get them t4s 
everyone moved out of the city…
mitsubishi eclipse
another way to say i'm broke lol
crazy how i only own one apartment
and its the cheapest one near maze bank west
I just have the free apartment from the premium edition
2 high end apartments , one normal and casino penthouse
I own two
Yea Britney bitch

I mean I dont like big houses yk?
if it doesnt have a 100 car garage, I aint buying it
or imagine we‘d be able to display our cars outside
Probably will be 20
fuck this
uncustomizable..........
mine too
I bought two because I liked two interior styles
Bcz nikki, chastity and sapphire visited me there
it probably can ?
who are they
lmao
Cheetah better
I prefer the Classic one
unicorn
Cheetah Classic

Its the unicorn cheetah
yeah I can tell
I bet I shot every single one you mentioned in the head atleast once
i tend to axe them
I love raiding the Vanilla
Game wont let me shoot them. I just throw bombs at them
I have to do that too once
because I‘m better than you
yo imagine you raid it in a public lobby and you kill those having lap dances there
My friends
Nah tazing them, if I‘d be able to get the Shocker smh
tazer + shocker to avoid cooldown
how come there aint molotovs in gtao
There are
where can u aquire them
I always get a load of those and lock them away in my gunlocker for cases I need to commit arson in
Kosatka
U can buy them from gunvan. But also get free from various places
Yup forgot about that
Didn't know u could do that
ok dailies are done, time to suffer through a few more attempts at lamar/casino before i get pissed
gunlocker can remove everything from your inventory
good luck
How much the lamar missions pay?
no clue, probably crap
Why do them then
Gl then
@compact tendon r* should've done sthg like if you 100% the career progress you receive 10M , i know they give 250k for every T4
i like the rewards more than the money, but i get what youre saying
rewards u mean the shitty vans and hoodies and caps
you make money while doing the career no?
yeah but still
🤣🤣
yeah but not enough
Slow ass weed van
the outfits, Michael/Franklin/Trevor/CLaude/Niko/CJ/inevitably Tommy ikely in december
Niko outfit is a good reward
yep
niko , cj and tommy would be dope
Now dont go spitting facts man
CJ's looks stupid because my character is white, and sagging went out in the 90s
my character is tupac so
and it looks just like him
L weekly update
🤷♂️
mbappe got farmed 4-0 lmao
🤦♂️
i totally forgot abt casino lul
my bro is madrid fan so ..
Big mistake
i want to get the extensions tho
bought a yacht to flex , never been in it 💀
ya know whats funny, R* altered a lot of prices a while back and jacked them through the roof for MK2s and shit, but lowered prices for shitty veicles no one used
why i nthe fresh hell is the MC businesses still so expensive
they took EVERYONE for a ride when they introduced their sons of anarchy update
mcs are like this one time type of deal u buy them and upgrade and u forget about it whether u decide to farm it or not
boy that karin rusty rebel aint going anywhere where u think it is, is it? good god 😂
no
they just realise that anyone masochistic enough to do career achievements don't want money
they just want pain
that part
i see
nice :D
i had no problems towing them

i have 40 mins
time to complete 1/3 of the salvage yard robberies
and do some cayo preps
and do some money laundering

mhm cutie, im abt to make so much fucking money
that mf flings around like its in a post Rock part of the Fast and Furious
skill issue
lul
ugh, my kid says that, stupid new teenage lingo
car's rebel, just like its name
car's not only dirty, but also rebel against the players
double naughty
hook dead centre, raise the hook only enough for the weight to be taken off the lifted wheels, slow down when it gets unstable, it really isn't that hard
i can even do the rusty rebel boosting the truck
no one slows down
I tell em
Slow down, you know you can't catch me
I move too fast on the gas, don't chase me
the fact that the insurgent isnt bulletproof 😒
is it me or is the new time trial impossible with the bati
just did one on hard, the one where you rescue G fro mairport, 60k for about 4 minutes, 2 ppl
Is smoke on water 30% off, or just weed farm.
no clue
I know u a bitch
Isnt it 2x now? So 30k
Weed farm only
everyones a bitch
:D
I only stick to the roads when its the rusty rebel
nothing nothing nothing nothing is more infuriating than trying to lose cops on the ground in missions
so 4 minutes is a good run dual boxing
2 legit people probably get it done faster
Are the lamar missions doable solo?
no
F
4 of them are 2 players only
4 of them are 4 players only
8 of them are "fuck you" levels of annoying
Gdbye to the last 4 then
Ig gdbye to all of them
forcing people on you is a fkin chore, nothing in any game should REQUIRE multipeople, it should be a bonus, but not a requirement
also, just redid the same mission without restarting/fucking up, and got 80k for it
which
Lowriders
(that's) so true
ok that slow and low doesnt seem to be solable, hid 2nd character, cops still found her, and she wasnt even i na ride
Exactly
grindable, you can do, but requiring 4 fkin people? <shudder>
oh I forgot there are 8 missions
im about to lose my fucking shit trying to do these
imagine doing these with someone who keeps shooting around and alerting them in the Graveyard Mission
Did that once, had to get rid of him and get pino to do it instead 💀
guys
Yes?
Ur pfp tho
lol
🤔
why bother deleting it
Not gta related
sure
Not everyone
What missions y'all talking about
these godAWFUL lamar missions
did just get 100k though for doing "Point and Shoot" though
the lowriders one?
yes
you finish all of them?
no personal vehicles, 2 players required for 4 missions, 4 players required for the other 4 missions, on hard, 80% accuracy, less than 50% damage
that explains it

so i did dual box "It's a G Thing" and "Point and Shoot" so I dont have to do those again
thats 2 down, 2 to go, for the 2 player ones, then its a matter of finding 3 people to do the other 4
Best property to buy with exactly 2 mil?
Not everyone
sure i suppose
Agency
I have around 7.8 million rn, besides getting the weed and helitours business, what else should I get? I already own a nightclub and bunker which arent fully optimized yet, an acid lab, an agency & the car wash which I got recently
Is a nightclub good
honestly, I dont know because I quit and only came back recently during the money fronts dlc
fully setup nightclub?
neither my bunker or nightclub is fully setup
set them up fully
chumash bunker or farmhouse bunker
@humble arrow u avilable rn?
chumash
fully set it up
Its better to swap cash creation with organic produce this week
yeah I do not care because those three characters dont have nightclubs
i couldnt win the podeum muscle car last week man 😔
What missions do u have to do for cmm
me neither
Any new gen xbo players?
does the "wait for 4 seconds and drift the stick from 9 oclock to 6 oclocl" actually work?
you mean wheel
nop
it is placebo
but like it almost totally worked but it landed on the ... next thing over ...
once the code leaked it was pretty clear how it worked
idk
tried many times lol
worked sometimes, but less than it didnt
your wheel fate is basically decided the moment you spin the wheel
it just RNG's at a different point depending on when you spin the wheel, but there is not system to it
but like it totally almost worked most of the time
like it didint, but it was closer those times than regularly spinning it
almost.
spin less and it stops way earlier
there's no evidence to suggest spinning it later gets better rng
but it is rng nevertheless
like, it was closer with that method than it ever was without the method
but i'm sure ppl will continue sending tips on how to spin the wheel

because they are ppl
I spinned many times without and I got it many times
what spinning the wheel later (and slower) made easier to do is to see with sufficient notice whether it had a chance of landing on car so you could desync in time
but again, the rng is no different
Not a single xbox player in sight
daaaamn greenwood aint that slow
Greenwood aint slow at all
I got one and that thing‘s an American Beast
the biggest evidence against this is that i can rig the wheel before i spin it
if spinning it a certain way helped that wouldn't work

yeah yeah yeah whatever, imma win that greenwood! (hopefully)
It‘s insanely cool
it is
it has different Armor Plating from all the other imani techs
eh
there are cooler cars
but free car is free car
it sounds cool, and its fast
and it has decent handling
well as a muscle car.
chat how tf do i complete the time trial
that shit seems impossible without an hsw car
I literally just came to ask the same thing, I cannot beat it with a Bati 801
ong frfr
use a drag
but that shits a bagillion dollars
a drag?
plus, bati is like almos the same as the drag
nop
its lap time is only a second slower
so lets look at the mph
this is the universal problem of giving ppl figures they don't know how to interpret
bati has 135 mph
Literally just about to buy it and see if I can beat it lol
where are you looking for this info my dude
GTA base
try gtacars.net
i don't think base even does its own consistent testing, it just fishes figures from it sbutt
yk what acceleration is right?
the base bike is fast
the hsw version is...
fricken fast
friken
friken fast
I’m on old gen ;c
no he is erase
says the same thing

check again
the drag definitely has a higher top speed and also gets there pretty fast
nah even gta net says its 17kmh slower than the bati
but this is a good point
are you legacy?
...
if you're enhanced then hsw time trial is geared towards hsw vehicles
so you want an hsw drag
we talking bout standard
you should be able to do the standard one with a bike like bati but this week it seems impossible
even without hsw
I drove both with full tuning without hsw
you cant tell me the hakouchu is slower
the drag accelerates faster so you'll generally be faster overall even with the regular drag since the bati doesn't explode out of corners like the drag does
yeah 135mph vs 126 mph aint too big a difference plus hakouchou has waaay better acceleration
but you cant do a wheelie with it so it SUCKS
you can bend down to get a bit of extra boost
lack of wheelie is irrelevant indrag's case
Just bought it and immediately got it stuck and couldn’t wheelie out
but wheres the cool factor
i like the drag i use it a lot
but on this new account i aint spending a mill for it
i just wanna complete the time trial ffsfsfs
if you want wheelies get a manchez or something lol
i wish they'd tune the regular hakuchou a bit better
it's such a nice bike to ride and looks coolest in game imo but the wheelie control is diabolical
I refuse to believe low levels are real humans
Just attempted the time trial with the drag, I still didn’t beat the time, but it was faster than the Bati
Drag > Bati confirmed
@soullesss.psyc does this seem like human behavior
Asked a low level if i can buy his car
He said yes
He left the session
Chased him for like 20min
When e finally regrouped he said he dosent have a canr
Car
typical electric
super fast off the line to accelerate to top speed
top speed = eh
very useful for twisty stuffs
its top speed appears to be 130mph which aint bad
Wasn’t his car lol
damn akuma aint too slow neither...
aside from the hsw drag it might be top of the pile but i thougt you werent spending kabajillions of dollars
im talking bout my main charachter
i aint spending 2 dollars for a soda on my new chracahter
lol
but ya if you think the powersurge is fast then you should hsw up a drag
that is on another level
almost cheat code
yeah ill def get the upgrade eventually
but right now i wanna complete this fuckass time trial
Lmk what u used if u beat it, I gave up
so far i tried the bati and the virtue, both failed around the same time
I got like a solid minute with the drag, can’t get any closer to 58 seconds
its all down to mph, some dude managed to complete it with 2 seconds left with the vigero hsw, and that shit has top speed of 158
and the fastest thing i have is the... bati...
fuuuck
yeah… might as well skip it this week
I never do the time trials but why not use the Banshee gts
cause that shits a lotta money
and the base one aint even better for time trails than the bati
🤔
yeah okay cant send links, but, it is possible with the bati! another but,
shit looks like it comes down to luck 😭
Dm me the link, please
lmao I didn’t know spamming wheelies was the strat
mans beat it with .3 seconds left
always has been
dang so I just have a skill issue ok brb im going back
Yo when is someone gonna write out the weekly update? Just curious
that was done like... 10 hours before the update ven came out
Wait fr? Maybe I kinda skimmed over it or sum
yeah those are available like every week almost a day before the update evne comes out
Yeah ik, but most of the time I can't find the channell
Not in the discord yet, but tgg uploads the vid weekly
you can find it on youtube and on reddit
Yeah ik about the vid, just asking for the server since it's kinda the easiest to read it
where can I find ppl with cool races to play?
tell me how the time trial goes, i cant do that shit for another.... bagillion hours cause im at work
join cool races
oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
JFC these lamar missions are too long and drawn out, and i swear to god listening to him during these are worse than those 2 autoshop dingleberries
Lmao @ ur bio. I respect the hustle, get yo money sista
I just wanna play fun races
Also, idk shit abt custom races
dawg WHY did you make me read that 😭
😂😂😂
Lowriders
?
yeah
damn
you can just find them through jobs...
I’d assume you look in community jobs, but if they aren’t there then idk
what
Like the jobs section, where all the missions are
🤭
lmao okay
yeah but those are not so fun
All of them?
is that fr a question?
Tbh, idek wym by fun, a race is a race
some street races are better than others
i should probably rephrase that
i will rephrase that
Yeah but everyone’s fun factor is different so like idk what she’s looking for
idk personally i like regular street races, the weird ones with the flying streets are goofy asf
what money man im broke
We all are
you want my pocket lint?
I have 2 nickels and a Chuck E Cheese token
You robbing someone huh
Guantanamo Bay time




@native pebble Straight to Oudenaarde Prison
Actually no you can choose
Bruges, Antwerp, Sint Gillis, Rochefort, Oudenaarde
Choose any jail & you'll be sent there

Cheapest one ofc



I agree

Fortunately i didn’t buy weed farm yesterday.
buy weed, ig
@spice adder wheres your pancakes man
@ivory torrent where the #📣┃gta-weekly-news you're late lmao 🤣
Did I say I was gonna do that?
Answer: no
Is the smoke on the water business and weed factory worth it this week because of the discounted price?
Probably
Weed farm is good now but again mc business aren't really a thing in 2025
alr
Car wash is shit
alr
Had the idea of doing a character car garage online but couldn’t figure out what cars would be tommys or nikos
Hey question has the taxi side missions vanished for anyone else on gta online?
Nope
Strange for me it’s not there
So it wouldn’t appear for me on one character and idk
Well, what else is there to earn money on beside cayo.
Ye
Does the 30% weed farm include upgrades?
Nop
perfect way to put it
Is starling good to buy?
imagine if ninja got into gta 6
No
Is any salvage yard veicle claimable this week?
no
Shoot
Get pinged 
And now i shall run for my life

we had two so my guess is there's gonna be one of them long gaps we've had
very good if you get around the learning curve
lots of fun to annoy ppl
if you're like some ppl and don't do any pvp, prolly not a great buy
dont install on potato
problem solved
Question: what is the most expensive vehicle you ever got from the Casino podium?
like harmnone said
people glazing the starling…
The starling is a German plane from WW2
1.3m
nvm forget anything bad I said about the Starling
Pfister Astron
Nice
I got that too
My luck at the casino recently has been terrible
Actually wait
The most expensive car I got from the casino was one of the F1 cars
I forget which one
But it was over 2m


besides, (relatively) cheap and pretty powerful, why not add it this week
unless skill issue ofc

Salvage yard
Garment factory
Arcade
Agency
Bunker
Acid lab
Nightclub
Casino feeling sad being left out
Arcade?
there ain't such thing as this isn't 2025 way of making money , i mean everyone has his ways making money , cayo is so 2021 , sure you can make money with those but remember mcs are passive money , i easily make 1.8 M everyday from them for a 30 min work , and when th'yre filling i do all the other activities that you mentionned
Clubhouse is more a straightforward business and doesn’t require time, beside when selling. Pretty simple and you can save your time doing other stuff.
i love that you get use out of the MCs daily, but i maintain that those are awful
Give me the maths here 1.8mil in 30 mins?
quite my point , and yeah it has multiple sale vehicles but so are hangar and cargo warehouses , those are active tho and require grinding , but also bunker and nightclub take a long time filling up
he lets it fill for the day and does the sales in 30 min
525k+496+420+440
he isnt making 1.8m per 30 min
How does one do sales in 30mins?
he makes 1.8mil offloading all of it, of which it takes him 30 min to do
people on lfg-business
This is still very inconsistent
I struggled to sell my mc businesses with 4 people
Spent an hour and sold weed only
i would think as far as drugs go, acid would be best seller wouldnt it?
Indeed
Yeah
acid was the game changer, a manueverable 1 vehicle sell bit not matter the size, good money per hour, even a free daily boost, respply with a phone call
Yup
Pretty sure it's second in passive business when it comes to making money per hr
i get it, and i admire dude for taking care of his Sons of Anarchy bizz, but i seen too many trashmasters and transvans to ever want to do that again
Ikr
this heist is infuriating
why would u not take out duggans supply shipments
its a 10 minute prep
something WILL go wrong, its best to not shoot a fuckign tank in the head
my exact thought
I got routes to do the whole heist on both approaches without having to shoot one of those tanks
so U basically dont need duggans shipments
if youre doing a pick up, duggan's should be mandatory
a pick up?
randoms
yes
probably every optional prep
you have ot plan that something will go wrong, and hte prep takes 10min maximum, so theres no excuse for not doing it, because a guard turns at the wrong time, and run is fucked
there wont be anything going wrong if you just do it all yourself
like we just did it on the 2nd try, but that first one was a fuckup after the camera, and we were SMGing a fucking tank
randoms
also, 15% is trash
this heist makes people stupid as shit, because everyone picks paige as a hacker to get almsot 4 minutes
smth the casino heist does better than cayo is that a guard shooting is being ignored by the guards
guess what, youre literallying her 200-400k to do it, which is what you would get in that other 90 seconds
that why i said that about her
why is paige strict
I mean all she does is harris us with the casino heist time
all the other staff i hired when they spawn in my arcade they being chill except her lol
-# hope someone gets the joke
she hates my guts
why
i just said she said ahole , idiot to me
feelign is mutual, i hate her
What’s wrong with tgat.
I mean where she‘s right she‘s right 
-# joke obv
you dont need 4mins to clear out the casino on 4 people
potential take : 2.6 M mines staff 600k
Am i the only one that struggles doing Lamar and franklin missions.
oooo I hated this when the loot was on 3.6m
yes.
Where you’re in the van and have to kill some mexicans
I get 2.7m from 3.6m… like wth
because the extra time you get is literally just going to pay her an ungodly sum
But i’ve only done it with randoms.
Damn, whats her cut.
the money i make from acid lab
10%
Aw hell nah
but her extra time is for unlocking the doors, which takes 10-30 seconds
basically, paige fucks you
but EVERYBODY picks her, because they need that precious time
😒
there is also a way to skip the post hack animation
i had a group pick paige, with 3 people on ARTWORK
That creepy lester animation?
we literally left 90 seconds o nthe clock
no
Oh
cant do the asshole lester dirty like that man
he‘s an asshole but not creepy
when we finish the hack our stupid character celebrates
he literaaly said that about himself
thats smth else
creepy uncle lester
Nahh bro, to this day i still get scared when i see Lester like that.
It reminds me of captain America film
The data guy.
lester and his lover georgina
@compact tendon
that looks like the girl from gta story mode that trevor killed
who is it? avi? i think he taks 10 too
hell no
just waiting to see when the ljt and lester theory comes full circle
For 4 minutes?
nobody gives 4 minutes
I believe ljt is imani.
Paige
huh
since when?😭
3 20 i think
Damn
What about the lifeinvader dude
Is he also in the game
My goat, i choose him for the heist in story mode.
ew
Jay Norris is the guy whose head was blown off by lester
morning everyone
No gang

who‘s your gang
Jay norris and vincent.
Jay Norris = an asshole
Nuh uh
google who jay norris is, please
mark zuckerberg
because the one you‘re talking about is Rickie Lukens lol
jay norris is the goat
Jay Norris is THE asshole of gta v
today is the big dick day
woah
the big HUH?
wdym what
ima do
cayo
another salvage yard robbery
acid lab sell (i hope)
clukin bell
and I‘ma sleep
im abt to make so much fuckin money babe
ok
Bro not him gang
Yess rickie my g
weed deliveries missions are *2 , 75 k and no cooldown
ima get two aston martins from simeons
I still haven’t completed my first clukin bell.
idk, im too lazy to touch my mc businesses
wait
oh, its the smoke on the water one
not mc bizz
i mean smoke on the water
money laundering, right?
yeah
smoke on the water
75 k for 2 min mission
ima do it while cayo is in cooldown
3 smoke on the water mission better than 15% from nerving casino or cayo
two hour is more than enough, yes?
Is it worth buying smoke on water
yeah
Aight
no
yeah that will never happen
It boost 30% on weed farm?
35
dont expect that this year anymore
Nahh it happend last year.
i mean again
How cone
bcz we already had it
it does?
Bruh, I haven’t had ps plus since November last year.
yeah 35
I lived off special occasions
well in that case u can make the money back in 5-6 weed sale
well r* cheriches mommy precious boys who use shark cards so no *2 money on dre again
I always get message from lazlow to promote my nightclub
promote
What
Nahh, I always get those missions where u have to ride a slow ahh blimp.
lol
join new session
there are other ways to increase the popularity tho
hire dj , unhire , hire agin , smoke 50k
Lazy
We just has dr dre x2 back in April or may before cutscene was skipable
Yes, but i spend 50k to earn back 25k for 48min+ the popularity decrease.
youll miss out on the safe money then
once u have the bar full u just have to maintain it
u will prob spend 20k to maintain it
thats what i am saying
Should i sell my nightclub goods at 500k?
sure
I don’t wanna risk any higher amount.
public lobby , ghost org
But i always get starter car when selling, i dont get the big truck.
Which can take like 10 missilies.
depends on the stock
u get different sale vehicles depending on the number of goods u are selling
What about 500k worth of goods.



