🚔┃gta-discussion

[shy ice]

my first out of 10 required

[floral apex]

41m what should I buy

[prisma turtle]

a life 💀

[dreamy haven]

Best weapon for heist preps istg

Oh nvm I forgot about the combat MG

[floral apex]

Already have one

[prisma turtle]

I use the Carbine most of the time, because my Special Carbine has a special… idek what I did to that gun… speaking of livery and stuff…

[shy ice]

take the van to ls customs

[dreamy haven]

Lmao

[shy ice]

lets go to beverly hills

[floral apex]

🤨

[prisma turtle]

that thing is an artpiece
not a gun 💀

[floral apex]

oh I thought you did things to it

Nvm

[prisma turtle]

yeah I did…
like livery and stuff

[floral apex]

[prisma turtle]

purple artpiece

[tranquil magnet]

iv learned that upgrades dont transfer over to a next bunker

[prisma turtle]

@shy ice btw. did you know… I like the color purple

[tranquil magnet]

well good thing i didnt spend any yet

[compact tendon]

this is true for everything, nightclubs, MCs, everything

[shy ice]

nice. me too :)

what the fuck

5.59 miles??

[prisma turtle]

paleto bay?

[floral apex]

it's always in paleto bay

[shy ice]

pretty much

so i went to downtown la

for mothing

[prisma turtle]

@shy ice is charli suddenly changing all of her spotify album covers???

[floral apex]

Who's charli

[shy ice]

to the normal ones?

[shy ice]

xcx

[prisma turtle]

charli xcx

[floral apex]

who tf

Anyways

[shy ice]

the boom clap the sound of my heart, the best goes on and on and on and on and girl

[prisma turtle]

no like, from the one color with text to pictures

except for brat and stuff

[prisma turtle]

no way people only know that song

let me guess, it was trending 🙄

[shy ice]

brat era is over ig

[shy ice]

i just wanna go back to 1999

take a ride thru my old neighborhood

[prisma turtle]

what about uhh

no everyone knows 360

[shy ice]

i have that song on cd

lets listen to that

[prisma turtle]

every ryan gosling fan boy and every barbie girl knows speed drive…

what about claws…

[floral apex]

unc

[prisma turtle]

alr ig

let me grab my ipad

[shy ice]

its charli, baby
tiesto

[prisma turtle]

wherever that thing is

[shy ice]

i think the apple has been roated down to the core

[prisma turtle]

throwing around lyrics…

[shy ice]

i was busy thinking abt girls 🩵

[compact tendon]

hello folks

[floral apex]

Yo

[shy ice]

heii criminal

[prisma turtle]

wasn’t it boys

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/swifferpics-taylor-swift-taylor-swift-eras-tour-taycutie-hello-there-gif-12260208583845341561

@teal canopy said I should stop with taylor gifs

I was like

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-taylor-swift-gif-26077311

[floral apex]

Dude why do u use Taylor gifs so much

[prisma turtle]

BECAUSE

[shy ice]

why would i think abt boys

im no gay

[prisma turtle]

yeah but thats the ly-

[shy ice]

fair enough

[prisma turtle]

name a reason why I shouldnt

[shy ice]

i got this feeling on a summer day when u were gone

[prisma turtle]

I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched it, let it burn

[floral apex]

cuz who wanna see that being fr

[compact tendon]

what to get into tonight

[prisma turtle]

HUH

are you telling me

she‘s ugly or anything?

[floral apex]

yes

[prisma turtle]

not even the balls to ping reply me.
pff

[floral apex]

YES

Bot removed my message

[prisma turtle]

so you agree to me saying you dont have balls
okay

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-taylor-swift-holding-laugh-laugh-gif-12975208361271802620

[floral apex]

no I said yes because you wanted me to reply with a ping

bruh you ain't even got balls what u laughing about

[prisma turtle]

aint getting out there now honey

[prisma turtle]

well you‘re right where you‘re right…

[shy ice]

Clothing Unlock
The GoPostal Outfit

[prisma turtle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215977445937778829/1374204805702225920/gKqdV2a.avif

so rare

[floral apex]

nahhh

Anyways

[prisma turtle]

ohh yes

speaking of gifs

[floral apex]

@prisma turtle Taylor is ugly

[prisma turtle]

I have to clear up my list

[shy ice]

boom boom boom clap

[prisma turtle]

who sits in a house made of glass shall not throw stones.

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-cat-dance-gif-15524768750287997468

[shy ice]

so catchy :D

[prisma turtle]

true

[shy ice]

u make me feel good

[prisma turtle]

but you know whats even more catchy?

listening to atw… film version for 7h straight.

[shy ice]

fooligan 1/10 done

[prisma turtle]

@potent cloud.
Sincerely, yours truly
go fuck yourself.
Love.
soulless

so again

Floridaaa

is one hell of a druggg

[compact tendon]

i dont disagree with that, that bot is on some wild shit, what did u get pinched over?

[prisma turtle]

I just got scared by bird shit on my window

[shy ice]

i just wanna go back
sing hit me baby one more time

[prisma turtle]

I sent a couple caps

[compact tendon]

ahhhh yes, i have been hit with that oen too

[prisma turtle]

not as horrible as what he moderates you for

it*

[compact tendon]

imma say this about this discord, i HATE that everyone cant post pictures in the lobby

[shy ice]

Go to the Voodoo's location.

2.50mi

[prisma turtle]

@shy ice I joined a month ago, and I‘m on level 50…

@floral apex he said „lets get out of this town“

[compact tendon]

i also got a youtube video yeeted out of existence in here too

[floral apex]

what?

[prisma turtle]

Taylor Swift - Wildest Dreams ;)

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-taylor-swift-holding-laugh-laugh-gif-12975208361271802620

[prisma turtle]

pain

[shy ice]

ive been here for 4 years and im level 60 lol

[compact tendon]

my criminal progress, is now 94% complete

[prisma turtle]

💀

[pale sky]

You left for like 3

So..

[noble ruin]

career progress ?

[shy ice]

lol

[compact tendon]

yes

[floral apex]

Shes laughing through the pain in her dih 🥀🥀

[compact tendon]

i got my 30th T4 today, and my CJ outfit

[prisma turtle]

the what

[floral apex]

😭

[prisma turtle]

speak english dude

[shy ice]

pls pls pls

[noble ruin]

bro how long it took you

[prisma turtle]

I dont speak bibberish or whatever thats called

[floral apex]

You don't know about dih?

[shy ice]

heartbreak is one thing

ego is another

[prisma turtle]

speak english man 😭

[prisma turtle]

me trying to figure out the song

[floral apex]

crazy how you don't know about your literally made for it 😭😭

[noble ruin]

ive been here 5 years and lvl 5 xD

[prisma turtle]

how am I made for that

[shy ice]

we can live so happily if no one knows that ur with me

[prisma turtle]

wait whats that song called again

[compact tendon]

no clue, i just kinda meandered through doing things when it was first introduced, but when i set my mind on something, i focus on it bigtime, liek cayo last week, i had only T2 done, and 800,000/50m, i did that in about 8-9 days

[prisma turtle]

I swear I know that song…

[shy ice]

pls pls pls

[floral apex]

😭😭

[shy ice]

please

please

PLEASE

🥺

[prisma turtle]

you belong with me…?

[shy ice]

its from the girl u hate

[prisma turtle]

tate

[shy ice]

snapchat

[prisma turtle]

my math teacher

[floral apex]

wtf is this y'all are like aliens using random words to communicate in their own language

[prisma turtle]

oh sabrina

carpet

[shy ice]

manifest her pair's oversized

[prisma turtle]

I‘m analysing ybwm now to see if im dumb or not

[shy ice]

out of breath, got me goin like

[pale sky]

Lol

[shy ice]

how u talk so sweet when doing bad things, thats bed chem

come right on me

i mean

camaraderie

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-taylor-swift-gif-26077311

[shy ice]

where are u? why not on top of me?

[floral apex]

🤨

[prisma turtle]

thats one reason I dont like her

those texts

like

[shy ice]

i bet we'd both arrive at the same time

i bet the thermostat's set at six nine

make me go

[prisma turtle]

69° is hot asf 💀

[noble ruin]

@compact tendon i never thought calls from english dave and tom connors were related to cayo perico progress lol

[shy ice]

thats bed chem

[prisma turtle]

yup no I‘m stupid

now I‘ll analyse ppp

[shy ice]

i have a fun idea babe

why not just stay inside?

[prisma turtle]

sounds reasonable…

now go in your corner and dont come back before 8.

[floral apex]

tf

[prisma turtle]

I know you‘re craving some fresh air, but the ceilings fan is so nice

yup no I hate her

[shy ice]

its so nice, right? :)

[prisma turtle]

stuff you wont get honey

[floral apex]

true because I'm not a weirdo

[shy ice]

we all are

[prisma turtle]

being a weirdo is one thing…
but not being obsessed with atleast one thing makes you a weirdo too…

[shy ice]

a little fade out?

[prisma turtle]

no stop

please

no more sc

s cape

[shy ice]

ok

[austere elk]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-staring-meme-kurt-angle-staring-gigatnos-gif-1532715423575739716

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/swifferpics-taylor-swift-taylor-swift-eras-tour-taycutie-hello-there-gif-12260208583845341561

hey theree

[austere elk]

whassup

[prisma turtle]

the sky

[austere elk]

flirty as hell 😏

[shy ice]

i walked across

an empty land

[prisma turtle]

what else should be up there

[prisma turtle]

who

[austere elk]

the way u said that

[shy ice]

i knew the pathway like the back of my hand

[prisma turtle]

you called me a he before
no chance I‘m flirting after that 🙄

[austere elk]

DID I

[shy ice]

oh, simple thing
where have u gone?
im getting old
and i need someone to rely on

[austere elk]

My bad 🤬

[floral apex]

ok?

[prisma turtle]

do drugs 👍

[austere elk]

ok?

[prisma turtle]

(this server makes me ill…)

[shy ice]

i need someone

[floral apex]

diddy

[shy ice]

"There's a short delay"
Next request available in 25:00.

[prisma turtle]

I still dont get the hype around that guy
who is he and why is he so fame

[austere elk]

should i tell u

ill be 100% honest

he had these parties where he’d use hundreds of baby oil as his signature move

And there were girls there (some underaged) fully oiled up

[prisma turtle]

I also dont get the oil stuff

[austere elk]

he’s weird like that

[floral apex]

Nah not me

[prisma turtle]

what does oiled up even mean

[austere elk]

like

[prisma turtle]

yes you too

[shy ice]

sure

[austere elk]

imagine putting lotion on yourself

[floral apex]

Nah uh

[prisma turtle]

not being weird between weirdos makes you weird

[austere elk]

but instead of lotion its baby oil

makes ur skin shiny

[floral apex]

wtf no

[shy ice]

either we all are normal or we are not

[prisma turtle]

and whats special about that…

[sick widget]

well im normal

so we are all normal

[floral apex]

yes me normal

[prisma turtle]

if every hunan is unique, why is being normal the thing we try to achieve

[austere elk]

do it and show me then i’ll tell you

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/john-travolta-gif-12608206659263100219

[prisma turtle]

fuck no

[austere elk]

https://tenor.com/view/john-travolta-gif-12608206659263100219

[sick widget]

did you just say the f word

[shy ice]

this is an oasis song :D

[prisma turtle]

you mean fuck?

[floral apex]

job

[sick widget]

im gonna cry

[austere elk]

do NOT say that word round here

we need a genuine ban on that word

it makes tggers uncomfortable

[shy ice]

whats the matter with u? sing me something new

[prisma turtle]

its just the english pronounciation of the french word for „seal“

[floral apex]

is tggers a slur for people that are subscribed to tgg?

[sick widget]

actually thats foque

[prisma turtle]

wrong

thats phoque

[sick widget]

close enough

[prisma turtle]

and it‘s pronounced fuck

but spelt phoque

two different things

[floral apex]

FUCK

[prisma turtle]

🦭

[shy ice]

cant wait to make so much fuckin money

[prisma turtle]

me neither

[floral apex]

Same can't wait to fuck some money

I mean

Nvm

[sick widget]

how would that even

[shy ice]

"im not weird"

[prisma turtle]

then the irs steps in, takes their 65% and leaves the room without any help with anything

[shy ice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215977445937778829/1383714908193165342/Oxqr6kL.gif

[austere elk]

we re all tggers bro

[shy ice]

whats up my nuclears

[austere elk]

ure ma tgger

im yo tgger

[prisma turtle]

then inflation steps in and takes 15%

[floral apex]

bro y'all 2 were communicating like ai 🙏

[prisma turtle]

if this was a gta heist, you‘d end up with 30%…
which isnt even enough to buy food

[shy ice]

nobody knows the way its gonna be

[floral apex]

Nah not me what da hell

[austere elk]

Yeah well u dont need food in gta

[shy ice]

im stuck

wtf

[noble ruin]

actually you do

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-nuggets-spinning-dino-nuggets-nuggets-nugget-gif-16880077528166687073

[floral apex]

[shy ice]

how did i get stuck

[austere elk]

How

[shy ice]

thats so stupid

[prisma turtle]

yk what helps?

[shy ice]

lmao

[prisma turtle]

cooling liquid

[shy ice]

mhm

[noble ruin]

snacks to raise your health bar @austere elk

[austere elk]

wow

im an eCola typa guy

[floral apex]

booty

[prisma turtle]

coolant*

[shy ice]

sprunk

[noble ruin]

pisswasser

[austere elk]

purple alien

ah shi wrong trend

[floral apex]

green alien on top

[austere elk]

peak gta

[shy ice]

5 years ago

[austere elk]

Crazy

[sick widget]

when the

[floral apex]

remember it like it was 5 years ago

[shy ice]

back when olivia rodrigo wasnt the drivers license girl

[austere elk]

The what?

[prisma turtle]

what

[shy ice]

i still fucking love u babe

[austere elk]

Ty

[shy ice]

u dont know olivia

shes on the same friendship circle as xcx and taylor i would say

tate mcrae too

[prisma turtle]

I do know olivia

[shy ice]

she debuted on jan 8th 2021

drivers license

[prisma turtle]

yk what I did on 8th January 2021?

[shy ice]

breathe

[prisma turtle]

I peeled an orange, and ate it 1min later.

world changing information right there

[shy ice]

oops i did it again

[prisma turtle]

yeah me too

[shy ice]

it might seem like a crush

[prisma turtle]

@floral apex good night swiftie

[shy ice]

but it doesnt mean that im serious

[floral apex]

I am not a swiftie

[shy ice]

i played with her heart

she thinks im in love

[prisma turtle]

isnt that his usually?

can you stop modifying lyrics

[shy ice]

its your

originally

[prisma turtle]

oh you‘ll be when I‘m done with YOU 💜

[shy ice]

i interpret songs the way i want

[prisma turtle]

x marks the spot

where we fell apart

[shy ice]

i think

nvm

im not gonna say it

[prisma turtle]

dont think

smart people cant be comtrolled that easy

[prisma turtle]

say it

just say it

[shy ice]

i think someone here may or may not be in love

im not gonna say their name

obviously

[prisma turtle]

I‘m not.

[shy ice]

back to grinding

ima roach out

[prisma turtle]

I wasnt for the past 3 years

and I wont be for the next 6

@shy ice mark my words

[shy ice]

archived

[prisma turtle]

will this be declassified in 50 years?

[shy ice]

its gonna be me

[shy ice]

sadly i cant predict the future

[prisma turtle]

hm

[shy ice]

every little thing i do

never seem enough for u

[prisma turtle]

is not enough

do better

@shy ice good night

[shy ice]

too blind to see, but in the end u know its gonna be me

[shy ice]

nightt
sleep well, sweet dreams 🩵

[prisma turtle]

were you sent by someone who wanted me dead? did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed? were you writing a book, were you a sleeper cell spy? in 50 years will all this be declassified, and youll confess why you did it? and I‘ll say good ridance

[shy ice]

time will tell

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-taylor-swift-gif-26077311

I‘m actually just enjoying one of my fav songs rn

[shy ice]

me too

how to name my acid

[prisma turtle]

I hate itching ears

[prisma turtle]

interaction menu, service vehicules, acid lab, product name

[shy ice]

me too

[shy ice]

ty :D

[prisma turtle]

I got mine called Fck Your Sleep

because thats what I‘m literally doing rn…

[noble ruin]

real

[prisma turtle]

Midnight Bloom‘s Fck Your Sleep

[shy ice]

Lab Name
Roach Lab

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215977445937778829/1384457050011992126/geCs9B6.avif

long live the roach king

[prisma turtle]

how… aesthetic

[shy ice]

Value: $77,950

[prisma turtle]

worthless

[shy ice]

Press E to source supplies.

[prisma turtle]

why am I still alive
my social energy is finished anyway today

[shy ice]

im not like them

[prisma turtle]

wdym

[shy ice]

uhh nvm

[prisma turtle]

👍

[shy ice]

:D

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sleepy-sleepy-head-sleepy-dog-puppy-gif-8724532319784089108

[shy ice]

nightt

[compact tendon]

Offroad garages are full......my 50mil Vapid Winky cant be claimed yet

[ivory torrent]

@shy ice

[shy ice]

hii

[ivory torrent]

FAKE

[prisma turtle]

50mil vapid winky
well actually you dont pay for it, and you made 50m trying to get it…

[compact tendon]

yep, its a winky worth 50mil

[shy ice]

That's So True

[ivory torrent]

But on the other hand, who tf voluntarily drives that piece of shit

[ivory torrent]

Kekw

[compact tendon]

i dunno bro, i can get out and run faster

[prisma turtle]

but you didnt pay for it

[compact tendon]

but i am wondering what the license plate is, all the other T4's have special license plates

never knew how many stupid useless vehicles was i nthis game til I organized mine

[ivory torrent]

Biggest waste of money is still the yacht though

[compact tendon]

i disagree

those missions were well worth it

that captain is Gilligan level stupid

[prisma turtle]

the luxor deluxe

[compact tendon]

got that too

[ivory torrent]

Main reason for me is because it's an uncontrollable vehicle that you have to pay to move

[compact tendon]

oh hell it never moves, wherever it spawns, there shall it be sank

[ivory torrent]

Fr lol

I mean I can afford to move it but

[compact tendon]

not the point

[ivory torrent]

25K can also set up a casino heist

[compact tendon]

theres principalities involved

same with that phallic tube of underwater russians

[ivory torrent]

Well yeah but just the fact it's not controllable by the player is a bummer

[ivory torrent]

You mean their sub from act 2?

[compact tendon]

no i mean the kosatka

[ivory torrent]

I mean you can drive it yourself + it has cayo so ig it makes up for it

[compact tendon]

i hate that thing all around

[ivory torrent]

Fair nuff

But we have to admit its more useful than a yacht

[compact tendon]

thats a low bar to clear

[ivory torrent]

Wdym

[compact tendon]

the yacht is one step above cockroach on the uselfellness scale

[ivory torrent]

[ivory torrent]

Well 1 thing the yacht has which I often see griefers totally falling for are air defenses

Other than that yeah

Let that ship get rusty

[compact tendon]

do the missions though

seriously

gilligan is hilarious

that was one of my "funner" T4s

[ivory torrent]

I did

I didn't find them any more special over other contact missions

[compact tendon]

agree to disagree:
gerald is a wannabe thug who talks like Old School from Dont be a Menace, Lamar is just.....god I hate Lamar. Madrazzo is pure phone calls, FUCK SA Mercs...

[ivory torrent]

"His breath is horrible"

Captain about the Korean gang leader

[ivory torrent]

I meant the missions playthrough rather, as idgaf about who gives them

If I like the concept, it's good

I'm not at all selective lol

[compact tendon]

how the mighty became bored....i am now organizing clothing

[stoic belfry]

hey folks, do you have some community lobbies on this server? Selling in public lobbies is sweet but what youtubers don't tell you that it sometimes takes 30 minutes to find public lobby with enough people in it and not all CEO slots gatekeeped. Also not sure why but very often game simply hangs when joining

[ivory torrent]

Well there's TGG's crew sessions, but you gotta be on PS5 to join those

[spice adder]

[shy ice]

[tropic bronze]

there are safe lobbies on other servers but apparently not on this one
hanging on joining is due to lag
if it's happening very often it's you who's lagging

check your NAT first of all so that you can rule out the most common form of lag, it should be moderate at least, not strict

[tropic bronze]

buy it

[floral apex]

You won't be able to walk when I'm done with you

[shy ice]

ive found a reason for me to change who i used to be

[prisma turtle]

which

[shy ice]

uhm

[prisma turtle]

tea the spill

[shy ice]

lets just move on to smth gtao related :D

[prisma turtle]

no tell me

in dm works too

[shy ice]

Deliver the Vigero to the Salvage Yard.

deliver the pussy

[prisma turtle]

Vigero?

[shy ice]

yess

since tow truck missions are 2x this weekly event

:D

[prisma turtle]

ah I thought repo mission thing

like the one where you steal it for amir

[shy ice]

haha

[whole cypress]

Guys is there a outage on gta?

[shy ice]

dont think so

the tailgater wont spawn wtf

[spice adder]

Its out of fuel

[ripe mist]

Question:
Can a person on enhanced gta play with the normal one? Online ofcourse

[prisma turtle]

nop

[prisma turtle]

what tailgater?

[spice adder]

Which salvage yard location is better? Strawberry or murrieta Heights?

[prisma turtle]

I got murrieta

[shy ice]

nvm

[prisma turtle]

tell me

what tailgater

[shy ice]

lets customize the a6

[ripe mist]

If we already have the normal gta downloaded, can we paste the on the enhanced one when downloading em?

[prisma turtle]

so the normal Tailgater

[shy ice]

yess

[prisma turtle]

I think so

[shy ice]

the epsilon trick

airport spawn

[prisma turtle]

did you already own one before?

[shy ice]

no

[ripe mist]

[shy ice]

i read ur message on #📸┃gta-media lol

[spice adder]

Ok bought the strawberry one

[prisma turtle]

you mean the one where I described how to get one?

[native pebble]

God has given me another day to live and I'm about to make it everyones problem....wait no not in that type of way...wait no ...no wai..................:error user has been banned

[prisma turtle]

🇫🇷

[ripe mist]

Yeah just checked, it 100% doesn't work.

[noble ruin]

@ripe mist if you mean migrating from legacy version to enhanced version then yes it definitely works , i already migrated

[near kite]

No

They are talking about phishy things

[shy ice]

ive tried it, it didnt work lol

[shy ice]

yess 🩵

[velvet lodge]

still gotta get used to skipping cutscenes

[near kite]

[prisma turtle]

which do you usually skip

[velvet lodge]

no more drink breaks

[near kite]

I always spam enter even when I know the scene is not skip able

[shy ice]

guys

[prisma turtle]

which cutscenes arent skipable?

[shy ice]

i think dax

[prisma turtle]

I think watching a cutscene for the first time doesn’t allow to be skipped

[near kite]

Find yourself

[prisma turtle]

because the cutscenes in which agatha tells me about her midlife crisis and the casino stuff, I cant skip that

[compact tendon]

i did a few old world heist setups yesterday, and none of the lester stuff was skippable. i might be misunderstandign what R* thinks is a CS. I think ANYTHING that you know, screen fades and takes me out of control, counts as a CS, and I want to skip it

[prisma turtle]

old world?

[compact tendon]

yeah, shit from 2014

[ivory lintel]

CS?

[velvet lodge]

cut scene

[pale sky]

Cutscene I assume but I've never seen anyone say cutscene as cs

[prisma turtle]

BMW M3 Cutscene

[near kite]

Day by day innovations

[noble ruin]

cs = computer science , CS = counter strike

[compact tendon]

yall on some weird shit then, people been using that as an abbreviation for cutscene since at least 2004 when FFXI was released stateside

[prisma turtle]

ehrmantraut

[ivory lintel]

Soulless

[pale sky]

I thought it was talking about comp science lol

[ivory lintel]

I thought of 2 things
Bmw
Computer science

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-woah-hold-up-wait-gif-5693923

[silent ginkgo]

my bad

[compact tendon]

wrong discord g, you want the "other" massive GTAO discord

[prisma turtle]

BMW is always the CS I think about

[noble ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/office-space-fixed-the-glitch-gif-21408314

[prisma turtle]

and when I think of CS

I think of the Audi Performance models

jk

[sick widget]

Are we talking about computer science

Homeless degree

[ivory lintel]

😂

[ivory lintel]

Let's move to a village

[pale sky]

Lol almost you

Good thing you switched

[sick widget]

I’m not a sheep anymore!!

[prisma turtle]

now you‘re a pig

which is worse

[noble ruin]

actually hog is different

[shy ice]

even cayo's cutscene where u give the guy the loot is skippable

lol

[shy ice]

[sick widget]

It’s better than being a cs major in canada

[ivory lintel]

@sick widget when did u switch?

[pastel mauve]

Is the niobe hybrid?

[magic geyser]

I'm curious on what was said now 😂

[ivory lintel]

Electric

[sick widget]

My decision was accepted in may

[ivory lintel]

He asked about glitch

[ivory lintel]

U switched to what?

[magic geyser]

Ohhh

[sick widget]

Computer science -> networking and it security

[ivory lintel]

Like cybersecurity?

If so then that's good

[sick widget]

Yea pretty much

It’s a unique degree too which I think looks better

[noble ruin]

another cs = cyber security , and this one is op tbh

toom much reference to cyber sec in gta missions

[midnight temple]

crazy

[sick widget]

Inception

[noble ruin]

An idea is like a virus. Resilient. Highly contagious. And even the smallest seed of an idea can grow. It can grow to define or destroy you.

[ivory lintel]

need help selling businesses

will host heist in return

[sick widget]

ChatGPT ahh

[shy ice]

fatgpt

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215977445937778829/1383980657142661130/m0LV33a.gif

[ivory lintel]

this is why i dont do mc businesses

takes a whole day to find people to help

[shy ice]

[floral apex]

Is there 2x on smoke on the water

[ivory lintel]

no

[prisma turtle]

TRUE

[little vortex]

#📣┃gta-weekly-news

[prisma turtle]

I‘ve been trying to find people to sell for over a week now

ngl I love my role color

[ivory lintel]

my stock has been full for 2 weeks

[little vortex]

bc mc sell missions suck

[shy ice]

guys

its big booba w :D

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215977445937778829/1384457050011992126/geCs9B6.avif

[amber blaze]

not all of them just the garbage trucks

[little vortex]

I don’t like the post op vans either

[shy ice]

people wont hate post op as much if the vans werent that slow

[little vortex]

Does the bail office most wanted bounty reset at a certain time each day? Or just 24 hours after I completed the last one?

[amber blaze]

they got removed after the last update so you wont get them from now on

[amber blaze]

only the priority target the normal ones change every hour

[little vortex]

I still hate em cuz I get raided constantly

But no post op vans is fantastic

[velvet lodge]

dont play as an MC

only register once you're inside the business you want to sell

[shy ice]

fr

u dont want lester

i mean, ljt

to call u abt ur businesses getting raided

[prisma turtle]

or when you‘re at your mct and want to resupply them

[little vortex]

Literally last time I became MC, I immediately got raided

[amber blaze]

[prisma turtle]

same

[little vortex]

Didn’t even get the chance to click out of the interaction menu

[prisma turtle]

I became MC right infront of my meth lab, 1 second later when I tried to get in the lab, the dot disappeared and cop cars spawned around me.

[shy ice]

i love trolling people

not by griefing btw

since its gta related

but yeah

[prisma turtle]

BMX and EMPing cars

[shy ice]

choking on her alibis

[little vortex]

😭 that’s fucked up rockstar did u dirty

[shy ice]

open up my eager eyes, cause im mr brightside

i never

i never.

i NEVER.

I NEVER.

good night everyone

love u all

take care

[little vortex]

I like to wreak havoc to public lobbies with my RC Bandito

[shy ice]

🩵

[little vortex]

[ivory lintel]

gotta love when u get griefed

[prisma turtle]

love u too

in somesort of way

[pale sky]

Like platonically or what

[prisma turtle]

yeah ig

[hoary dome]

Lmao

Did you try selling in a public lobby

[ivory lintel]

u can fuck off

[hoary dome]

😆

[ivory lintel]

no lifer bitch here

[prisma turtle]

Ehrmantraut
should I get an A10

[hoary dome]

??

[ivory lintel]

yes

[prisma turtle]

okay

[sick widget]

lol

[prisma turtle]

I dont even have money for it 💀

[velvet lodge]

7/10 rage bait

[versed valley]

I think the Duke O'Death is a great car and should get more love, I know they recently added missile lock on jammer, which I don't give a shit about as I don't play in public lobbies, but they should add some more mods to it... Imagine it with HSW! or some other modification options

[prisma turtle]

that thing is too insane for hsw

[versed valley]

why? it will be awesome

guys, how long is supposed to take for a full supply bunker to turn onto goods?
I have a fully upgraded bunker and it feels very slow...

[prisma turtle]

it really feels slow

mine smh has been stuck to 10% supplies for a day now or smth

[versed valley]

yeah, exactly!

I don't know why youtubers keep saying bunker is a must and one of the best businesses in game

I do like the 50K excessive weapons parts that keep generating even if the bunker is not really active, that IS a nice passive income, but for the production, that sucks...

[floral apex]

It's pays good but it's slow

[velvet lodge]

[versed valley]

now that I have other income means, I'm thinking it's time to move staff to fully research, and let it happen in the background, so maybe next year I'll get the darn explosive rounds for the sniper rifle

[floral apex]

For every 60k u spend on supplies ur getting 300k vack

Back

[versed valley]

I don't think it pays good either

buying supplies is 75K

[floral apex]

60k for me

[versed valley]

how come???

[prisma turtle]

I had it on research until I had everything lol

[versed valley]

and I don't get more than 250K for a sale

wtf is going on here?
am I being scammed?

do you have GTA+ or smth?

I'm playing for a week on this new character, I've made maybe 3 sales... it's about 2 days of production ffs!

all that for barely 200K profit?? so what makes it a good business?

I can do 500K in less than an hour hitting the cluckin' bell farm, no investment required at all

fully functional bunker takes a few mil

I guess it's only good for research...

[simple cedar]

Is the Grotti Bestia GTS worth it?

[versed valley]

I kinda like that car, but I don't know if I would really buy it

drives good, looks good, sounds good...

how much for it?

[velvet lodge]

Define worth it

[simple cedar]

600k

Ok

[ivory lintel]

story of the day so far
got griefed selling bunker and cash

got the worst ever sell mission possible for solo

the pickup insurgents

[little vortex]

I always just switch lobbies when I get those

[ivory lintel]

out of sight doesnt even hide ur sell vehicles idk who tf even said that

[little vortex]

Idk either, I use ghost org and Lester

[arctic pebble]

when I say bussines are useless ppl doubt me

not only you constant need to bother prepping it also if someone steals your product

when you register as Mc becomes chaos after while

[ivory lintel]

u can get over 1.6mil by selling full stock in pub session

[velvet lodge]

Average 2020 player

[arctic pebble]

how would you it's 2020 sir

[velvet lodge]

What?

[drifting socket]

how do i join the GTA Online crew because i need help getting the prison break heist done

[arctic pebble]

where

[versed valley]

that sounds too much, there's a limit to how much you can get even in a full public lobby

[arctic pebble]

it is true

[ivory lintel]

its 1.5 or 1.6 smth

[arctic pebble]

but good luck selling on public

[versed valley]

and you know what pisses me off more than getting a low profit margin?
Not getting profit at all and losing everything to a fucking griefer that does it just becase it's their perception of "fun"

no thanks

[floral apex]

60k for me

[ivory lintel]

@hoary dome u suck btw

[spice adder]

Which business are we talking about?

[arctic pebble]

stop wasting your time explaining here none cares but will make fun of you

[versed valley]

bunker

[versed valley]

you trolling

[floral apex]

oh wait

Maybe it is 75k

Too rich to notice 😭

[arctic pebble]

just play what you want 🤝

[spice adder]

Full bunker sale give 1mil+ anyway. I dont wanna risk it

[versed valley]

yeah, I kinda keep putting hope in humanity, despite the many times I've been disappointed

[arctic pebble]

expect the worse always

[versed valley]

the only resupply that costs 60K is the acid lab

[floral apex]

Do you still have faith in humans

[arctic pebble]

I will say No

not even in myself

[versed valley]

no, I don't, but I keep hoping at some point it will change

[arctic pebble]

cause I don't feel human work-shower-eat every single day same fucking routine

[ivory lintel]

there is no hope

[arctic pebble]

if Pc didn't existed would,ve dead

[versed valley]

think deeper, imagine we lived in an utopian world where we could all do whatever we want and we never had to work for earning our living

[arctic pebble]

keep dreaming

[versed valley]

There's a guy that described such a possibility, he called it "The venus project", it's interesting reading about it, but it's only a fantasy

but imagine it could be possible

try to imagine yourself in that world

[arctic pebble]

what's so interesting in fantasy

[versed valley]

will THAT type of existence make any sense at all?

what kind of existence DOES make sense to us humans?

[arctic pebble]

Helping

nothing else

[floral apex]

Did y'all hear we maybe living in a black hole

[versed valley]

I don't think there's a fucking point in all this at all, at least from what we as humans can understand, if there IS a meaning to all this, it must be much much bigger than what we are capable of grasping

[versed valley]

yeah, that's one more of the recent theories

[ivory lintel]

keep chat related to gta

[versed valley]

one more we won't ever prove

[ivory lintel]

use #💬┃gorilla-chat for non gta related topics

[floral apex]

Did y'all know that gta the game we play made by us on earth could be inside a black hole along with us?

[versed valley]

yeah, sorry, confused the channels

[spice adder]

This isnt that deep no need to be serious

Going off topic once in a while doesnt hurt

[versed valley]

LOL

that reminded me one time when a modder created a black hole inside the game

[arctic pebble]

You went to far

[versed valley]

all things were pulled to it

[floral apex]

Lmao

[spice adder]

[versed valley]

like a big ball with crazy gravity that pulls everything in the city to it

that was crazy, you would see cars, buses, people, objects, all flying into it...

[arctic pebble]

ppl don't know what to do but to use modders if IRL didn't had rules would be exactly as Gta

chaos everywhere

[versed valley]

Well, they actually do, otherwise how can you explain nuclear bomb?

again we go off topic

[arctic pebble]

Who cares if we do?

this chat it's dead

might as well use it

[versed valley]

👆🏽 he does, apparently...

[arctic pebble]

yeh someone with @.. great name.....

he says f you all

[versed valley]

so, is the chat in #💬┃gorilla-chat all related to gorillas?

[arctic pebble]

good one

[versed valley]

so if I don't talk 🦍 I'm off topic?

[floral apex]

great warror of #🚔┃gta-discussion

[versed valley]

I guess that's what #1020969346044002314 is for?

[arctic pebble]

just relax buddy don't bother what everyone have to say

[versed valley]

here you can talk anything BUT gorillas

[arctic pebble]

you don't want to know what was here few years back

[versed valley]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[versed valley]

you're right, I don't...

If I did I'd just jump on my time machine

[arctic pebble]

🤣 😂

[floral apex]

there's a shit ton of n words

[versed valley]

speaking of which... I bought a second hand time machine next Sunday.They don't make them like they're going to anymore.

[arctic pebble]

something worse but yeh...

anyhow have a good one, careful with this chats

[spice adder]

@versed valley u playing today?

[versed valley]

yeah, playing rn

started a new character last week, just got tired of owning so many fucking useless businesses

now I'm doing a basic career

[spice adder]

Bruh how many new characters u create?

[versed valley]

not buying all those businesses that I didn't like

[versed valley]

I get bored, so I start a new one every few months

[spice adder]

Whats the name of ur new id?

[versed valley]

I have an old character with loads of things I barely use and keep just in case

[prisma turtle]

hey pop

[spice adder]

Do an lscm race with me and lose

[versed valley]

AbaGanoob

[spice adder]

I need to win 2 days in a row

[versed valley]

hiyya baby

[prisma turtle]

how are you???

[versed valley]

all good, telling dad jokes and stuff

[versed valley]

sure, let's do it

[prisma turtle]

„telling dad jokes“
throw one at me!

[versed valley]

I'm not interested in those cars anyway, but I think I will do it only for the weekly challenge 100K bonus

[spice adder]

I got 3 ids with this name. Whats ur dp?

[versed valley]

so maybe we can do two races, you win one, you lose one

what do you mean 3 ids with that name??
that can't be!

[versed valley]

DP?

[spice adder]

Wouldn’t that reset 2 days win in a row?

[versed valley]

nope

[spice adder]

Wait let me get a pic

[versed valley]

you can lose 10 races, win only one

as long as you win one race a day for two consecutive days it works

[prisma turtle]

what car even is it

[spice adder]

Hotring something

[versed valley]

an ass one

[spice adder]

Nvm @versed valley found ur id

[versed valley]

yosemite

[prisma turtle]

yosemite is in salvage

[spice adder]

Nah yosemite is on salvage yard

[versed valley]

oh, right, so which one is in LSCM prize ride then?

[spice adder]

It has hotring in its name

[versed valley]

bravado hotring hellfire

[spice adder]

Found it. Bravado hotring hellfire

[versed valley]

well, that is actually an interesting one

it has america 4th of july livery, ofc

like every fucking thing this week

[spice adder]

So do the podium and the salvage yard cars

[versed valley]

don't have salvage yard yet, but I don't want those cars

[spice adder]

Well i dont mind it. I like the colour

[versed valley]

the LSCM prize ride IS interesting

[spice adder]

I bought it today

[prisma turtle]

I need it

[versed valley]

so let's do it, let's get on a drag race, you win one, I win one

and tomorrow we do it again

[prisma turtle]

not because livery but because free car

[spice adder]

Yea drag races end fast

[versed valley]

of course, first thing I'm gonna do is remove that fucking livery

[prisma turtle]

same

[spice adder]

I bought the sovereign too. Its 75k only

Bruh entering the lscm in a public lobby takes so long

[versed valley]

you don't need to enter public lobby though

anyway the premium ride is the arbiter, how does one get it??

[spice adder]

Ik i was in a public lobby when entering it

[versed valley]

oh, nvm, you can buy it from there but it's 2.3M!
I didn't remember it was so expensive?
Does it come preloaded with HSW or something?

[spice adder]

No idea

Bruh u said u created a new character but its rp is 126

How many characters do u have?

Invited u @versed valley

[versed valley]

you go now, I go next

let's vote on the same one

[spice adder]

Ok

[forest ember]

I am now again realising how bad the gta economy is xD

[versed valley]

pls do it with no traffic, I hate NPCs crashing me

[forest ember]

Oh yea npc crashing fuuun

[spice adder]

Bruh joined someone else race

[versed valley]

nvm, let's try anyway

[forest ember]

XD

[versed valley]

if not we do our own

[spice adder]

He limited the cars lol

[versed valley]

damn it, yes

but I still got 2nd place

let's start our own

[spice adder]

I couldnt use my upgraded car

Will create my own one then invite u

Dont wanna join random

[floral apex]

Are y'all trying to get the prize ride?

[versed valley]

coquette D10 is the best car for drag

[spice adder]

Yea

[spice adder]

Oh

[floral apex]

you 2 should just make ur own lobby and wait for a lvl 20 to join

Takes like 5 mins

[versed valley]

but not stock one

a mod one

[spice adder]

Yea stock ones wont win anything

[versed valley]

I used D10 for all my prize rides

[floral apex]

what should I buy once I get like to 52m

[spice adder]

Everything

[versed valley]

and the fun part is I got it from a prize ride, so the car costed me nothing, besides the mods

[floral apex]

sadly everything is like a billion 😭

W gta economy

[versed valley]

did you invite me to a race?

[spice adder]

I only upgraded the calico from the lscm cars

[spice adder]

No

[versed valley]

is you the big baba boss?

[spice adder]

I am in the clouds lol

[versed valley]

damn, it was the other guy...

[floral apex]

😭

[versed valley]

I'll try, maybe I can win

[spice adder]

I am going to inv only. This load time in public is killing me

Let me know when u finish

[versed valley]

I won!

[floral apex]

what's the 2nd fastest hsw car?

[versed valley]

with a stock Jerser RR

[spice adder]

Nice

[versed valley]

Niobe I think

[spice adder]

He is bad

[versed valley]

yep, he was very bad

[floral apex]

I think the stinger tt is 7 mph faster

[versed valley]

I also realzied it's crucial to do a perfect burnout and then do perfect shifts, that gives you the extra advantage

[floral apex]

but I think imma buy Niobe cuz people say stinger tt slides too much

And so does my banshee

[versed valley]

you may be right

but in any case, niobe is the best

Stinger TT is ass in handling

[spice adder]

I really like the niobe. Its so beautiful

[versed valley]

it drives like a dream!!!

this is my go to car from now on

[prisma turtle]

tell me

[floral apex]

yeah I just needed a hsw car for hsw races and the Niobe seems the best overall

[versed valley]

I'm gonna buy it as soon as I've done all my business setups and get a steady income

[forest ember]

It’s cheaper to get a tank than a 1970s cop car

[floral apex]

looks like an actual car unlike the i8

[prisma turtle]

omg hiii

[prisma turtle]

💀

[floral apex]

The i8 feels like a plastic

[floral apex]

yo bro

[spice adder]

I bought it 2weeks ago when it was discounted

[prisma turtle]

yo „bro“ 🙄

[versed valley]

@spice adder let's sync again tomorrow for a second race

[floral apex]

what should I say

[versed valley]

I did too, on another character

[floral apex]

hello my good girl

[versed valley]

and I fell in love with it

[prisma turtle]

what about sis
or anything like that

[spice adder]

Sure

[floral apex]

what about

Grill

[spice adder]

Who is a good boy?

[floral apex]

this dog is

Well was

[spice adder]

Wait is @prisma turtle actually a girl?

[floral apex]

Idk too bro

[storm orchid]

Hey im trying to get the OLDT1M3R plate Roosevelt Valor for my vehicle can anyone help? Ill give it back after

[prisma turtle]

friken was right
no one knows 💀

[spice adder]

[spice adder]

Where did he go? Haven’t seen him in a while

[prisma turtle]

reasons

[native zodiac]

Sup y’all

[spice adder]

Got banned?

[prisma turtle]

yup…

[spice adder]

What did he do?

[prisma turtle]

too many points

[spice adder]

F

[velvet lodge]

Yoo

[grizzled pagoda]

Who trynna do criminal mastermind

[floral apex]

Tbh he was annoying af and was constantly rage baiting people glad to see him go

[fallow mural]

Hey @grizzled pagoda, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#☝lfg-info

[velvet lodge]

Use those

[grizzled pagoda]

Shoot mb

[karmic nebula]

9 mph faster (168.5 vs 159.5 per Broughy)

[velvet lodge]

Happens, no need to apologize

[versed valley]

so she claims, but you never know these days

with all that self determination shenanigans...

[floral apex]

Yeah he may be a fat dude behind all that girly

[spice adder]

Well i am a fat dude

[versed valley]

catfish, huh?

I now identify as invisible
Although I was born visible, I am now trans-parent. My pronouns are who/where

[spice adder]

[trim hinge]

Nice face..

[prisma turtle]

thats @teal canopy you‘re talking about

[spice adder]

[native zodiac]

[midnight temple]

yes the chat is dead

[deep lion]

Hum hi, quick question, is i do the LS custom challenge solo, can i get the car of the week?

[forest ember]

Why is pvp in this game so boring?

[versed valley]

nope

you have to do it with other player

[deep lion]

and if the game shit on me because my internet is worst than average?

i can't even do heist, the objective completely break and softlock me

[versed valley]

but you can find someone here to help you out
I'm about to leave for dinner, maybe I can help you later, or maybe @spice adder is still around and can help you

[deep lion]

well i'm not on enhanced so idk XD

[versed valley]

you should try to fix your internet then

[deep lion]

i never tried migrating

[deep lion]

sir, this is beyond my powers

[versed valley]

why? do you live in some african country?