🚔┃gta-discussion

[prisma turtle]

something… about a „file“

a pdf file…

with an s before

[ivory torrent]

R* is the only company that can get away with that

[versed valley]

yep

[prisma turtle]

the oranges banana combo

the ifruit logo

[ivory torrent]

yeah the classic

[prisma turtle]

I noticed that one LATE

[prisma turtle]

ever seen one of those coffee machines?

like those vending ones

[versed valley]

and what about the Twitter reference? called Bleeder

[prisma turtle]

what about that

Lifeinvader 🫠

[versed valley]

or the lifeinvader

right

they're always referring to stuff in a sarcastic way

[prisma turtle]

any car brands…?

BF…

Bürgerfahrzeug

Volkswagen

[shell minnow]

Guys it happened again

A godmode coquette D5 griefer

Any counter to that?

[prisma turtle]

server swap

[shell minnow]

Fair

But if I wanna get rid of it

[prisma turtle]

passive mode

there‘s no way to kill a godmode player

[shell minnow]

😔

They ofc patch money and speed glitch but godmode bulletproof car is okay I guess

[prisma turtle]

rockstar sucks yk?

[shell minnow]

Yea

Gaijin moment

[prisma turtle]

whatever that meabs

[edgy dew]

Dose anyone know if i need to win or just play darts with another charactar for 100%

In story ofc

[amber agate]

Im tryna 100% rn too lmao

Man wildlife is ugg

[signal heron]

Do I just need to own the carwash for the money generation bonus for the MC business

[versed valley]

yes

but if you own smoke on the water and you have weed farm, it will boost your product price too

[signal heron]

So I can just buy it and never touch it ever again and keep doing the weed farm

[versed valley]

nope

damn heat bar will grow up and if it reaches top no money will be generated

one of the reasons I already hate this business

if you're working your weed business anyway, you may make more profit, but that's it

passive money is not really passive

heat bar is one of the most annoying shit they've added

[sinful herald]

anyone experienced cayo heist player im host help me

[edgy dew]

Where u at

[sullen kraken]

Bro, is it just me or is GTA V enhanced taking so long for me to go into a public session?

[versed valley]

same here, but it was the same on legacy

[keen knoll]

My advice. If you know you couldn’t be asked to actively do the legal work, it isn’t for you. I live for these kinds of things so I feel like I’m gonna enjoy it but very few do. You won’t be missing out on much.

[versed valley]

not only that, each time entering a building or getting out of it takes long time when on a public lobby

[sullen kraken]

I wish I could fix this, dude

[versed valley]

lucky enough, there IS a way to fix it... invite only lobbies

[sullen kraken]

I mean, I’m trying to sell my nightclub in a public session

[signal heron]

I was mainly looking to get the boosts to the MC things and hangar bonus. Those 35% boosts to cash and weed will pay off the costs of buying those other businesses and let me turn that into more profit

[keen knoll]

If you don’t mind putting in the work, any boost is good boost. You just gotta know what you’re signing up for.

[amber vector]

hey, what is that role you've got?

found the info channel :DD

[prisma turtle]

btw hiii

[keen knoll]

Applications are rumored to open back up soon. If you’re willing to put in the time to help others with what they need, you may be a good candidate. My primary focus is the business side of GTA because I really enjoy doing those regardless of pay.

[versed valley]

hi hi

[prisma turtle]

Kiss me once cuz you know I had a long night

[teal canopy]

Downloaded 40gb in 8h
960gb remaining 😭
I'm going to wait for a long long time

[prisma turtle]

Kiss me twice cuz it‘s gonna be alright

[amber vector]

i check out the lfg channels from time to time, but i dont think ill apply, i was just currious

[teal canopy]

[versed valley]

https://tenor.com/view/cosytales-love-chubby-valentine-shy-gif-5968776351003663888

[prisma turtle]

Three times cuz I‘ve waited my whole life.

I love how I can hide lyrics in my messages and people wont notice 😭

[teal canopy]

[teal canopy]

I woke up In the morning

[teal canopy]

They are open rn tho

[prisma turtle]

next would be:
„I like shiny things, but I‘d marry you with paper rings, uh-huh, thats right, darling“

[keen knoll]

Of course. No pressure to help wherever and whenever. You found the info channel and I just thought I’d add to it a bit.

[prisma turtle]

is that a horrible quote of Kesha‘s TiK ToK?

[versed valley]

I'm a simple man, a girl asks me to kiss her, I obey, no questions asked

[prisma turtle]

😭🙏

[teal canopy]

Let me guess
Tyler swift

[teal canopy]

Might be

[teal canopy]

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/taylor-swift-huh-whats-happening-gif-21547989

I love this record baby but I cant see straight anymoreee

[prisma turtle]

for reference
that‘s lady gaga

[keen knoll]

Even better I guess. I just remember Rock saying that he was thinking about opening them back up. Nothing further in the chat or announcements channel that I could see.

[teal canopy]

I think they are like helper in the lfgs and not with questions here

#1237501449974583439

[prisma turtle]

do you know what a single person party looks like?

[teal canopy]

Wdym

[prisma turtle]

a party with only one guest

[teal canopy]

Your bday party?
-# jk don't get mad

[prisma turtle]

I mean a party party
I dont celebrate my birthday

why would I

[teal canopy]

Um
Idk
To have others give you gifts
Or cake
Or whatever people get in their bdays

[prisma turtle]

like I dont have to buy most stuff myself

anyway

a single person party

is me during the night with two bottles of coke and airpods

[keen knoll]

Thank you. Yeah I have select channels hidden so it isn’t in my list.

[prisma turtle]

you know what you could do now…

send me half a cent…

[teal canopy]

Np

[signal heron]

so how many missions do I have to do for the free virtue?

[teal canopy]

Like 11-12

[teal canopy]

Basically what I said

[prisma turtle]

not „like“

fuck‘s wrong with my wifi

[prisma turtle]

you said „like 🤓 11.“

[teal canopy]

Okay and
Are you going to sue me

[signal heron]

ah okay so I need to do the 5 last dose and 6 first dose

[teal canopy]

Yes
And don't spend that money on dumb shit like cars

[signal heron]

I already have the acid lad and equipment upgrade

[prisma turtle]

dumb shit???

[teal canopy]

Like cars
Imagine spending your first big batch of money in gta on cars

[prisma turtle]

I did.

My first money went into the Tailgater to get around faster

then my second money went into acid lab… and guess what.
10F Widebody

[teal canopy]

Massive L
You are a disgrace to the heritage and to Kurdistan and Germany
You should be banished to a remote island
-# jk

[prisma turtle]

I am driving around with enough money to buy a couple more of those 😭🙏

[teal canopy]

I'm like 99% sure you only have the oppressor mk2 as your pvp vehicle

[prisma turtle]

you‘re wrong

Deluxo, Toreador, MKII, Kosatka I use sometimes, Sparrow, I used the Terrorbyte in PVP a couple times…

[prisma turtle]

also, which one

[prisma turtle]

oh and I got a Stromberg too

my urge to throw song lyrics at @versed valley is high right now…

anyway I‘ma showr rq

[versed valley]

I'm not high right now

[prisma turtle]

I wasnt saying you‘re high

also

Lavender Haze?

[versed valley]

Patchouli Ylang-Ylang

[prisma turtle]

wha

making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I‘m homebounddd 🎹🎶🎵

I might be drunk rn 💀

@teal canopy I threw a wish in the well…
-# continue. someone once continue istg

[signal heron]

I dont think I'll even get the oppressor mk2

save myself almost 9m

[prisma turtle]

It‘s 7m max…

for one mosquito

[signal heron]

8m without trade price and 500k for workshop in terrorbyte

then the upgrades

[prisma turtle]

which mentally sane person would buy the workshop after buying the bike…

you literally need the terrorbyte to unlock the trade price 🙏

[signal heron]

dont you need the workshop to even mod the thing

[prisma turtle]

you need the terrorbyte to get the trade price

why would you buy the oppressor for 8m to then customize it

[signal heron]

So 7m for something I won't use?

[signal heron]

What are you even talking about

[prisma turtle]

you said 8m without trade price

which mentally sane person buys it for 8m if they want to customize it

[signal heron]

Why does the semantics of the thing costing 7m and 9m to buy and customize matter?

[tropic bronze]

cos if you have a terrorbyte you can get 2m off for doing 5 easy missions

and now you don't even need nightclub for terrorbyte, you can just buy darnells

and get access to moar upgrades that way too
nightclub is overrated for anyone except ppl like me who afk'd it nonstop

[signal heron]

either way trade price or not I dont want it

[tropic bronze]

[versed valley]

garment+terrobyte+MCT IS a good combo, regardless of not having MKII

[signal heron]

yeah I am wanting to get all 3

[edgy dew]

Dose anyone know if i need to win or just play darts with another charactar for 100% story mode

[versed valley]

where did you hear about that objective? where did you get to know that challenge about from?
what does it say?

[edgy dew]

Miselenius

[edgy dew]

The fourth stuff for 100 perc

[simple cedar]

Is there any way to get the Lost Slamvan without Casino wheel?

[simple cedar]

Do you mean on a hangout?

[edgy dew]

Yes

[simple cedar]

No

[versed valley]

where?

[simple cedar]

You only need to play darts, go to a cinema, bar, str!p cIub

While on a hangout

[edgy dew]

So i dont have to win in darts?

[simple cedar]

I’m pretty sure you only have to play

[edgy dew]

Yk there Is story mis then strangers And freaks then random events then the thingy

[edgy dew]

Ok t

[simple cedar]

But you do have to win at darts for another part of 100%

But not for the hangout one

But you can win darts while on a hangout to take out two birds with one stone

[versed valley]

you're not getting my question

where did you read about it?
how do you know what are those challenges?

[edgy dew]

I saw on yt

[simple cedar]

The ones where you have to play darts while on a hangout

It’s true

[versed valley]

right, so you are aware of the existence of such online content...
so what the fuck do they say there, do you need to win or only to play?

[edgy dew]

I did that

[simple cedar]

Is there anything else you need help with?

[simple cedar]

Then you don’t need to win again

[edgy dew]

They didnt say shi just to do them

[simple cedar]

Did you watch GTA Series Videos?

[edgy dew]

Well i hope i took 20 Tries to Beat it

[edgy dew]

Ye

[simple cedar]

Same

[edgy dew]

U have any tips for private fair?

[simple cedar]

Not really

If I remember, the private fare isn’t a part of the 100%

You only get an achievement for it

[edgy dew]

Well ik but i cant get it

Thats a problem

[simple cedar]

I don’t really know much about the private fare

I just accepted it when I got it

[edgy dew]

Like i tried to go old Save buy cap then yk bomb but no work, then i went on my sec acc did the same thingy And it worked😭

[simple cedar]

Damn

[edgy dew]

So i think i need to restart GTA till i Can buy cab

If no then RIP platinum And my time

[simple cedar]

It’s such a shitty achievement

[edgy dew]

Ik but even worser i have it on the other acc 😭

2020

[simple cedar]

I saw someone say to drive a taxi round while you’re not on a job

Then maybe you can get it to work

[edgy dew]

Tried

Nah

[simple cedar]

Someone said to drive around Sandy Shores

[edgy dew]

Ima ja do everything then restart till i Can buy cab then hope for the best

[edgy dew]

People say u dont get a call after u Are 80% Done And im 90

[simple cedar]

It has a higher chance because most customers are in Los Santos, so the game does it if you’re in Sandy Shores to make the missions harder

[edgy dew]

Yd but if this Is true then

[simple cedar]

What do you have left to do for 100%

Maybe I could give some tips

[edgy dew]

Under bridge, discover MAP And them hangouts

[simple cedar]

Have you done any under the bridge challenges?

[edgy dew]

Knife stuff

[edgy dew]

No like i texted u

[simple cedar]

The knife flights are easier if you do them in the Flight School

[edgy dew]

Ik

[simple cedar]

The under the bridges are easier in a helicopter most of the time, but some of them where there is a tight gap, are better in a plane

[edgy dew]

Hm alr

[simple cedar]

For example, there’s one at the docks where you have to fly under these 2 very low bridges, if you go too low, you go into the ocean, but if you go too high, you hit the bridge and explode

So a plane would be better

[edgy dew]

What plane Is the best

[simple cedar]

For tight spaces, the best plane would be the Mallard

It only costs $250,000 on Elitas Travel

[edgy dew]

Well i have 200mil so

[simple cedar]

You should get the Mallard

[edgy dew]

Well ima do it tmr

[simple cedar]

Plus it’s fast

Ok

[edgy dew]

Today i did kifflom And spaceship parts sp

[simple cedar]

Nice

[edgy dew]

Good for discovering map

5 Miles in desert

RIP x

[simple cedar]

Yeah

[edgy dew]

Button

[simple cedar]

I hate that goddamn mission

[tepid whale]

What's the name of the bike in the junk energy time trails?

[edgy dew]

And the thingy for 30 m

[edgy dew]

I just Ran at the airfiled many times

[simple cedar]

Coil Junk Energy Inductor

[edgy dew]

I dont do them too cheap

[tepid whale]

Is that the one always parked to the side?

[simple cedar]

Wdym

[tepid whale]

Like you go to the trail, there is always a bike parked right there

[simple cedar]

Yeah

[dark river]

Any1 able to help me sell?

[tepid whale]

So how do you turn on the boost?

[fallow mural]

Hey @dark river, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#☝lfg-info

[simple cedar]

Both joysticks

[tepid whale]

Pc

[prisma turtle]

wasnt it only L3?

[dark river]

I asked about an hour ago

[prisma turtle]

L3 R3 is special ability

[dark river]

in the right channel

[prisma turtle]

be patient!!

[simple cedar]

For PC idk tbh

[tepid whale]

Found it, "E"

[ivory lintel]

@prisma turtle How are you?

[teal canopy]

You cant get drumk from redbull

[prisma turtle]

the last redbull I drank was…
2 months ago.

purple one

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/taylor-swift-huh-whats-happening-gif-21547989

huh

[ivory lintel]

?

[prisma turtle]

I‘m fine wbu

[ivory lintel]

i am also good
how was ur day?

[prisma turtle]

but why are you asking THIS late

[prisma turtle]

long

[ivory lintel]

bcz i got home an hour ago

took a shower

[prisma turtle]

pain

[prisma turtle]

thats like when I go to sleep usually…
smh

[ivory lintel]

still have school?

[prisma turtle]

bitch its saturday

[ivory lintel]

i mean did u get summer holidays?

[ivory lintel]

why u awake then?

[prisma turtle]

why are you asking

[prisma turtle]

because today I am…
awake

being awake during the night means one thing for me

dancing around like a fucking idiot at 2am

to whatever songs

[ivory lintel]

curiousity

[prisma turtle]

curiosity kills the cat

[tepid whale]

How to increase arcade safe income?

[ivory lintel]

💀

[prisma turtle]

buy cheapest arcade, put it in every spot

[prisma turtle]

I mean…
dont you all do that too?

it‘s a single person party

[ivory lintel]

nope
i never dance

[prisma turtle]

also I am not pregnant, ehrmantraut.

[tepid whale]

The extroverted energy is scary

[prisma turtle]

rn I‘m blasting alan walker 😭

[ivory lintel]

ur comment is funny

[prisma turtle]

wdym extroverted

[ivory lintel]

"buy cheapest arcade, put it in every spot"

[tepid whale]

Does the price have an effect on the passive income?

[prisma turtle]

negative

actually the arcade you get for free can be used to kick your income to I think 3.5k a day

while the max is 5k

[tepid whale]

My total earnings is $52150

[prisma turtle]

I‘ll build my own entertainment system now with my iPad next to me

[tepid whale]

I would get that 3am motivation and crank out push ups instead of dance

[ivory lintel]

ok

@tepid whale arcade safe is mid

[teal canopy]

Since when a the deluxo a pvp vehicle?
Maybe if you catch them off-guard
Sparrow is barely a pvp vehicle too
Same with toreador
How tf can you fight with the terrorbyte

[ivory lintel]

💀

[tepid whale]

I never actually ever collected it and it's still not full

[teal canopy]

What exactly didn't sit right with you

[tepid whale]

It's below mid

[ivory lintel]

exactly

[ivory lintel]

nothing

[prisma turtle]

I use my Terrorbyte as a base of operation while reloading my explo sniper, go off radar before getting out, shoot down raijus and get back in

[pale sky]

Since forever?

[teal canopy]

You barely play the game you don't have a say in this

[teal canopy]

So basically catching people off-guard

[pale sky]

Doesn't mean I don't know shit about the game

[prisma turtle]

no
actively hunting down the same raiju over and over

[teal canopy]

Yes you don't
My little femboy

[ivory lintel]

u dont have a say in this my femboy

[teal canopy]

But they don't know where you are
So you catch then off-guard

[pale sky]

WDYM I dont

[ivory lintel]

listen to ur elders

[pale sky]

ok unc

[prisma turtle]

yes thats the point of the terrorbyte

[teal canopy]

Good boy

[prisma turtle]

it‘s off radar a-

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/taylor-swift-huh-whats-happening-gif-21547989

[pale sky]

[teal canopy]

Playing dirty huh

Little dirty girl

[ivory lintel]

eehh

[ivory lintel]

*ass hole

[prisma turtle]

I am not going to fight a pussy who cant get down to my level.

[teal canopy]

Aren't you the pussy for not bieng able to go to their level

[ivory lintel]

same could be said for u tho
u cant get up to his level

yall lucky to be able to play pub sessions

i get 20 frames in pub sessions

[pale sky]

Get better honestly

[ivory lintel]

so pvp is out of the question unless its a dog fight

[prisma turtle]

his fault if he cant protect himself

[ivory lintel]

aww my muffin

[prisma turtle]

I still dont know what a dogfight is

[teal canopy]

Ps4 lol

[pale sky]

air to air combat

With planes

[ivory lintel]

most raiju users cant

[prisma turtle]

OOO you mean that shit that when two deluxos approach eachother both die at the same time?

[ivory lintel]

no
thats called kamikaze

[teal canopy]

The average opp mk2 fight
Spin in circles until one of you dies

[pale sky]

It's like Lazer v laser back in the days

[prisma turtle]

Lazer vs Laser

[ivory lintel]

opp mk2 isnt dog fighting

[pale sky]

Autocorrect idk why it's different

[prisma turtle]

P996 against Widowmaker

[teal canopy]

"Back in the day" ur like 14 cuh

[ivory lintel]

fighting with jets is called dog fight

[prisma turtle]

it‘s two mosquitoes sucking…

[prisma turtle]

leave my tamado alone!

[teal canopy]

It kinda is

[pale sky]

I'm not talking about back in MY days I'm just talking about literally back in the days

[ivory lintel]

its two mosquitoes playing ringa ringa roses pocket full of roses

[ivory lintel]

he is my femboy

not urs

go away

u witch

[pale sky]

I am no ones

[teal canopy]

That is what that means tho

[prisma turtle]

I still dont know whats so special about femboys

[teal canopy]

Wrong

[prisma turtle]

so light me up.

[ivory lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-gif-27609617

[prisma turtle]

they‘re burning all the witches, even if you arent one.

and yes thats a Taylor Swift reference

fuck you

[pale sky]

Going back to Salem

[prisma turtle]

ah

[pale sky]

How

[ivory lintel]

interesting

[teal canopy]

Ur mine

[ivory lintel]

hey hey?

[pale sky]

hell nah

Not again

[prisma turtle]

negative

he‘s mine and will be

forever

[teal canopy]

I can adopt u so be a good boy

[ornate narwhal]

bro xbg

u almost got me banned😭😭

[teal canopy]

Yeah

[pale sky]

WHAT

[teal canopy]

What

Do I even know you

[ornate narwhal]

They banned me bc of the link in my bio u said

[teal canopy]

I have enough money to give to your parents so they can disown you

[teal canopy]

Oh
Yeah
What about it

[ornate narwhal]

I got banned from here but my appeal got accepted 💔

[teal canopy]

Idk why you would put malware link in ur bio it's kinda on you

[pale sky]

Never again am I being someone's good boy

[ornate narwhal]

gng that was last year and its not like ik it was malware when I put it in, sometimes sites get infected or taken over, did u even see the jump scare?

[prisma turtle]

yk…
I always wanted to adopt a son…

[ivory lintel]

please stay away from him

he is mine

ffs

[ornate narwhal]

oh god

what is going on

what are YALL on💔

[prisma turtle]

drugs

I am on DRUGS 💜

and on ts music

lol

[pale sky]

I'm being harassed

[ornate narwhal]

Oh! Well isnt that WONDERFUL!

[prisma turtle]

it ISSS

[teal canopy]

Yeah I did see the jumpscare
12 link testers said it got borderless iframes and set timeout
Plus the TOS literally says that they have full access to ur Gmail once u sign up with this

[ornate narwhal]

I see that😭

gang what

what the HELL did u put in my bio

[pale sky]

Already happens irl can't even escape it online 🥀

[pastel laurel]

Guys I have question
Can I get another large hanger or or am I limited to one ?

[ivory lintel]

nope

[ornate narwhal]

only one

[prisma turtle]

You‘re the one I want.
And I hate accidents, except when we went from friends to this, uh-huh thats right DARLINGGG 💜

[teal canopy]

Ur limited to one

[ornate narwhal]

it'll make you trade it in

[teal canopy]

Idk about Mckenzie hangar

I don't think it got a garage

[ornate narwhal]

gng what this has to be against somewhere in the rules 💔😭

[prisma turtle]

it‘s literally the lyrics of the song I‘m currently listening to

[pastel laurel]

Sorry
Not hanger
Warehouse

[ornate narwhal]

Ohhhh

[ivory lintel]

#💬┃gorilla-chat pls

[teal canopy]

He's a minor dawg

[ivory lintel]

keep this chat to gta related only

or else i wll call the mods in here

[teal canopy]

You can always buy the largest one

[ornate narwhal]

bro I think xbg is a moderator i think...

[prisma turtle]

spinach is better than dv🇦🇺

[ornate narwhal]

Or some type of higher up

[acoustic arch]

Does something happens if I let 1 of my 3 bisunesss with a full suspicious bar for too long ?

And 2 does the nightclub is still goated ?

[pale sky]

"Erm that's minimodding"

[prisma turtle]

or just high atp

[teal canopy]

This a big secret that even I don't know about

[ornate narwhal]

😭

[ivory lintel]

suspicious bar?

[pastel laurel]

When I bought the big one I had small one
And I think it revonte the small one

[pale sky]

💀

[acoustic arch]

Like the red bar

[teal canopy]

Yes

[pastel laurel]

So I was wondering
Am I limited to one were house or multiple ones

And what is the amount of money I can make from the larger warehouse

[prisma turtle]

you can get 5, even the assistant says that

[teal canopy]

Just don't put malware in ur bio next time
Go check ur email too lol

[prisma turtle]

what is happening to meee

[prisma turtle]

okay atp I‘m just bored

[pastel laurel]

How Money from full large warehouse

[teal canopy]

Puberty

[prisma turtle]

by filling it

[prisma turtle]

I‘m already past that 💀

[pale sky]

Frfr ong?

[teal canopy]

Then ur pregnant

With cheeseburgers

And soda

[pastel laurel]

Sorry
I meant how much money I get from selling one full large warehouse

[prisma turtle]

HUH

[prisma turtle]

do I look like I know 😭

[pale sky]

Yeah you do

[prisma turtle]

you get 1.4 for a 75 crate warehouse, rest idk

[teal canopy]

2.2m
Or 3.3m if u on a full public lobby

[pastel laurel]

Damn
To bad I can only source 3 crates

I think I will just buy two

[teal canopy]

I hate warhouses

[pastel laurel]

The only thing I hate about it is the same for the hanger
You can't get that much crates from sourcing

[pale sky]

Are warehouses like people that turn into houses when it's a full moon or something

[teal canopy]

[prisma turtle]

😭🙏

[ivory lintel]

man i would love to eat mcdonalds rn

[ivory lintel]

nothing happens

[teal canopy]

Bad for you

[ivory lintel]

why?

[prisma turtle]

wanna go eat?

[ivory lintel]

yes please

late night mcdonalds
i miss that

[golden flare]

someone for mastermind

?

[prisma turtle]

I‘ll pay because your broke ass has to literally beg for the money to get there.

[pale sky]

Dk they not exist anymore or what

[prisma turtle]

even though you got a job

[ivory lintel]

i am broke but not that broke

i can pay

[prisma turtle]

for it all?

[ivory lintel]

yeah ur and my meal

[pale sky]

He's gonna pay for 1%

[prisma turtle]

if I‘m going out with a guy I‘m going out with a guy, not with my little brother 😭

and yes, IF

now I‘m standing alone in a crowded room

[prisma turtle]

what is going on in my spotify rn

[pale sky]

Sorry I don't follow what do you mean 💀

[velvet lodge]

just the usual nothing

[prisma turtle]

I‘m not out with my little brother who I have to pay for

[prisma turtle]

pino shut up

[velvet lodge]

ill pass on that cheers

[prisma turtle]

oh fark yew

[shy ice]

forget bystander effect

anything i can help?

[prisma turtle]

😭🙏

[velvet lodge]

[pale sky]

I too love paying for everything 🔥

[prisma turtle]

now everyone is coming

[shy ice]

i can offer a peace deal

[prisma turtle]

yeah but you‘re a dude…

jk

[shy ice]

a ceasefire

i hate to see drama in this server

[velvet lodge]

but god forbid someone makes a comment like this to you right?

[prisma turtle]

give me… 20kg cow and uhh 2.5kg chicken please

[prisma turtle]

I said „jk“ right after

[velvet lodge]

point still stands, you'd be going apeshit rn

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-angry-pistol-pistol-gun-gif-17001523090508176980

[shy ice]

im afraid i cannot do that

[prisma turtle]

sucks to be you

speaking of cow

[pale sky]

Sucks to be yaoi??

😭

Didn't know you like that

[prisma turtle]

I got around 25kg of pure cow meat in the freezer @ivory lintel

[shy ice]

fun fact

if u want to kill somebody without getting caught, u can do it in a large crowd of people. dont worry, they will act like gta v npcs and wont do shit

thanks to bystander effect

[prisma turtle]

charles darwin.

if I mentioned the correct one

[prisma turtle]

or just use acid to destroy everything of them…

or just kill them with a drug overdose, people will think they did it themselves.

[pale sky]

What

[shy ice]

Individuals are less likely to offer help to a victim in the presence of other people.

use that for ur advantage :)

its so easy to manipulate people's brains

[prisma turtle]

survival of the adapted ones

[prisma turtle]

nah I dont want to kill sm1 yet

[shy ice]

it can be useful one day i imagine

[ivory lintel]

Not a fan of beef

[shy ice]

do u like starting beef

[prisma turtle]

yet you decide to argue with me during the special week…

[pale sky]

I love beef

[prisma turtle]

me too

I cut that meat myself

[prisma turtle]

that might be why the pieces are too small or too big 😭

[shy ice]

ima watch some yt before i go back to los santos

[prisma turtle]

no you will not crusty

you will stay here until I go to sleep

[pale sky]

I been doomscrolling ig

[shy ice]

how long

[prisma turtle]

and with that being said

[prisma turtle]

after this christmas song

[shy ice]

to ur attention span

[shy ice]

wham's one?

[ivory lintel]

Huh?

[prisma turtle]

my spotify is linked to my discord btw

[shy ice]

i cant see shit

lol

[prisma turtle]

yeah because you suck

discord managed to not show my status to unworthy ones

[shy ice]

fair enough

[prisma turtle]

accepto le freind requesto

now?

[shy ice]

accepto yes

[prisma turtle]

it‘s smh a christmas song

found it last juli

[shy ice]

it works now :D

[prisma turtle]

best song to listen to during summer

[shy ice]

is that 2000s era taylor

between debut and fearless

[prisma turtle]

I think

[shy ice]

red best album

from her

[pale sky]

[prisma turtle]

meanwhile uhh

honestly all albums are good

I wanted to say „every single one is equally horrible“ like I always do but those are good.

[pale sky]

What are ts songs usually about

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-cat-dance-gif-15524768750287997468

[prisma turtle]

actually…
uhh

[shy ice]

i see

[prisma turtle]

blackout

[shy ice]

im not gonna say it

[prisma turtle]

Oh I‘m just a girl, tryna find a place in this world.

anyway

[shy ice]

so, yeah

[pale sky]

[shy ice]

i need to change my money making habit

[prisma turtle]

btw about this, hench ruins people

[pale sky]

Wdym

[prisma turtle]

hench ruins people

and with that being said

[shy ice]

unhenched

[prisma turtle]

@shy ice you‘re dismissed.

everyone good night

nvm one last song

[prisma turtle]

@shy ice after this one you‘re dismissed

[shy ice]

ofc its an eleven min one

[shy ice]

okay :D

[pale sky]

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-taylor-swift-holding-laugh-laugh-gif-12975208361271802620

[prisma turtle]

whats that

[pale sky]

I don't know I was typing for an emoji and that popped up

[prisma turtle]

btw

[pale sky]

It wasn't the thing i was looking for

[prisma turtle]

I can sing along

the whole so g

but I dont know the lyrics fully smh

[shy ice]

i can relate

[prisma turtle]

11mins covered

me just singing

[prisma turtle]

yk what your banner reminds me of?

[pale sky]

What

[prisma turtle]

(not to mention the flashbang late at night)

[prisma turtle]

lover

[shy ice]

i can see that

[prisma turtle]

opened your profile, thought someone turned on the light in my room 😭

[pale sky]

Lol I'm pretty sure I took it from ruru chan music video

[prisma turtle]

and then you call me up again just to break me like a promise, so casually cruel in the name of being honest

(two more songs into the list, to waste energy by singing out loud)

[shy ice]

i was there, and in my head
(i forgot)
all too well

[prisma turtle]

now you mail back my things and I walk home alon

[shy ice]

never heard of the 10 min version

[prisma turtle]

I do have every version of that song in my playlist

[shy ice]

not a fan of her re recordings

[prisma turtle]

and I got an extra playlist with ONLY atw

[shy ice]

i have red on cd, but its the og 2012 version

[prisma turtle]

meh, they‘re both good

but some are better than the other

[shy ice]

sucks what happened to her recordings from like 2006 to 2017/2018

[pale sky]

what happene

[prisma turtle]

can we not talk about that

[shy ice]

sorry

[prisma turtle]

oh dont cry

its alrighttt

[shy ice]

i rarely cry, for uhh

reasons

so dont worry :D

[pale sky]

Unrelatable

[prisma turtle]

@shy ice nvm you‘re dismissed because I fall into seconds of sleep or whatever its called

[shy ice]

okayy

good night, sleep well

take care out there

[pale sky]

Good night

[floral apex]

bad night

[shy ice]

time to go to los santos

raise funds for the december dlc

[edgy dew]

Hi soull

[floral apex]

Marko pegan

[edgy dew]

Tf that even means

[floral apex]

some yt

[edgy dew]

Hm i see

[compact tendon]

yo folks

[teal canopy]

yo

[compact tendon]

the invisible cliffs on cayo might be one of R*s worst ideas ever

[dark river]

Any1 able to help me get my strength up?

[compact tendon]

yeah, pick a contact mission where cops dont spawn, go to the beach, and beat the wheels off of everyone u see

[dark river]

Uhh

Idk how to do that I never really gone into those types of missions b4 apart from the agency and bail office

And ceo office

[karmic nebula]

Try Gerald's "Pier Pressure" mission

[compact tendon]

so, i nthe games infancy, you had contact missions, long before any of this CEO/MC stuff

basically you can request a job, or go pause > jobs > missions > pick a contact mission

a lot of them have police turned off for certain parts of it

[dark river]

Wouldn’t it be better against another player?

[compact tendon]

beat up a player, wait on him to die, respawn vs go to the beach during scripted noon time with 50+ NPCs and no cops, go do the mission

[dark river]

Bc the npcs would just run away

[compact tendon]

chase them down, ride around the block, beat them up more

got that stupid tequila again 😒

[teal canopy]

Starting to feel bad about inviting newbies to my organization and making them source cargo for me thinking they will get paid

[compact tendon]

hey they get paid a salary!

[teal canopy]

10k every 48min
I feel bad

[compact tendon]

.....no you dont

they know better

[dark river]

Hm

[compact tendon]

eh?

[compact tendon]

fkin swim away takes longer than heist

[shy flare]

they dont tho 😭

[compact tendon]

i would hope to hell they'd figure it out helping some high level and them not getting naything from it, after abotu 10 min i'd be looking up payours for whatever we were doing

[shy flare]

sourcing cargo for your boss should pay some cash tbh

like 10-15k wouldnt be bad

[compact tendon]

i agree

[pale sky]

10k a day isn't that bad ngl

[lilac latch]

GUYS I got the pudium on the casino wheel

TWICE XD

And you get 20k rp if you somehow got the pudium vechile again after already won it

I m so sorry...

[raw timber]

bought the italy stinger with hsw and honestly i feell like the s95 is faster tho

[lilac latch]

Well I hear the stinger tt is slightly good at handling but idk I m not car doctor

[calm hawk]

Got 850k new player what do i buy?

idk why i picked nightclub when i first started

[neon solstice]

If you just wanna make money, do a few cluckin bell raids until you can afford kosatka and sparrow

[keen knoll]

Infinite source of income. Slow at first but the only expense is optional so you’re able to only profit if you choose to do so. 5 underground businesses is nice to have but completely unnecessary. I only run three of the ones I wanted.

[calm hawk]

nah i was thinking about saving for the bunker and some upgrades and then go from there to buy more for my nightclub

[neon solstice]

I mean, you do you. But kosatka is one of the best ways to make money

[calm hawk]

yeah which is cayo but it’s a 3 hour cooldowns

[dark river]

finally unlocked all taxi liverys from the taxi work and unlocked the pizza this outfit

[hexed falcon]

If u had 5 mil in gta 5 what would u spend it on

[pseudo nymph]

Oh my god I wanna break my tv I bought a police car and exchanged it for a car that was in my garage I spammed X not knowing it’ll disappear forever f rockstar I sweaar

[pseudo nymph]

Would grind more but I know myself ill buy cars

[prisma turtle]

hewwo

[prisma turtle]

waking up, I cant find my left airpod
I hate this

[dark river]

5 mil?

I have 121.1 mil

[hexed falcon]

Yeah thats where i am

I was gonna buy the buffalo ev but i decided to be smart and start ceo business with a large warehouse

[hexed falcon]

How did u achieve that

[dark river]

I grind a lot

No heists

[hexed falcon]

Rn i just spam cayo perico and nightclub

[dark river]

I don’t do heists

[hexed falcon]

Bro give me the method

[dark river]

Alright can I dm it to you or do I have to say it here?

[hexed falcon]

You can dm it to me

[pseudo nymph]

Share the info mate

[tropic bronze]

1 have >1bn on a character
never done more than about 20m in heists on it

[prisma turtle]

so you glitched

[ivory lintel]

Probably some aircraft or a vehicle

[tropic bronze]

nop

[ivory lintel]

Bro grinded businesses for 1 billion

[tropic bronze]

well technically i "grinded" selling nightclub and bunker but it was 15 mins a day to do that, spin the wheel and empty all the safes

[ivory lintel]

15 mins a day 🤔

[tropic bronze]

the pandemic helped but i sold pretty religiously for 2.5 years

[dark river]

Some of the stuff in the list is exclusive to ps5

New gen

[cedar sentinel]

How can I replay Faber works

[dark river]

Go to the car wash?

[stable quarry]

and then there are modders who give themself 1b in 5 mins without getting banned and can easily migrate to enhanced

[tropic bronze]

then there are a lot more who gave themselves billions on a crap free menu, found they can't migrate because of inconsistent earnings, then complain on discords that they were denied and never cheated

also i didn't say that was my only account
it might even be my only legitimate account

[shy ice]

[prisma turtle]

@kind goblet you busy?

[kind goblet]

Not really @prisma turtle

[prisma turtle]

[shy ice]

shower then ima go back to los santos :D

[velvet lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-care-gif-18146171

[shy ice]

bring out the "we"

im curious

[velvet lodge]

this entire chat

[shy ice]

[teal canopy]

I care

[shy ice]

uh oh

we have an opposition

[tribal mauve]

How do i install gta enhanced

[prisma turtle]

No I care

[teal canopy]

By pressing install

[teal canopy]

Now it's 2v1

[prisma turtle]

wdym

[teal canopy]

[tribal mauve]

do i need to uninstall legacy or does it have to be installed

[teal canopy]

It dosent matter

[tribal mauve]

Thank you man

im excited to play it

[shy ice]

2
𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 & Xbg

vs

1
Pino

[teal canopy]

Cool

[pale sky]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-breaking-bad-gordon-freeman-walter-white-get-real-gif-25294153

[prisma turtle]

ah

@velvet lodge when do you have time today for a trio casino heist?

[teal canopy]

What u got in it

[velvet lodge]

i barely play gta, so probably in a couple of weeks if rockstar gives any reason whatsoever to log in

[prisma turtle]

💎

[teal canopy]

Cool
But I dont have a ps5

[prisma turtle]

unfortunately

[teal canopy]

Mhm

[timber valley]

Guys what does this person mean?
"@FusilliJerryBass . 6h ago
Just grind gruppe sechs deliveries. Make a
new character every time you do three
deliveries and it's and easy $250k every ten
minutes"

[prisma turtle]

why a new character

[timber valley]

Maybe the money stays somehow?

[spice adder]

Seems like too much hassle

[prisma turtle]

can someone tell me what this bullshit is?
I go MC.
Nanosecond later LJT calls me…
tf is this

@kind goblet you can help me sell, no?

[kind goblet]

Joining

[prisma turtle]

its full

looking for new lobby rn

also can you participate in a casino heist?

[kind goblet]

Yes

[prisma turtle]

want to do it now?
because the servers are horribly full

[kind goblet]

Yea we can do it now

Join mine @prisma turtle

[prisma turtle]

is doing that heist on duo easy with full loot for us both?

I mean we both know to hack yk?

[teal canopy]

If you know how to hack yes

You will miss 1 tray

[kind goblet]

Depends on the vault content

[prisma turtle]

full

[teal canopy]

Diamonds

[prisma turtle]

diamonds, still

[kind goblet]

Probably 1 tray left

[teal canopy]

If you are the best of the best
You can get all of them besides 1 tray

[prisma turtle]

yeah well I‘m not

[teal canopy]

In aggro approach you can get all of them by spamming snacks

[kind goblet]

Even if you aren’t the best we can still get one tray left

[teal canopy]

I feel like soulless is going to take 40 seconds for just one hack

[prisma turtle]

well a friend of mine doesnt want to participate, somehow

[prisma turtle]

I take 20s for both smh

[teal canopy]

Sad that R* patched the animation cancel bug
It used to save so much time

[prisma turtle]

what an...

[prisma turtle]

if this invite isnt accepted, we‘ll do it duo

[kind goblet]

Get outer diamonds first @prisma turtle

[prisma turtle]

yes obv

leave C behind

[edgy dew]

Why u ignore

[kind goblet]

85% pls 😏

[prisma turtle]

…

[prisma turtle]

I didnt lol.

[edgy dew]

U sure about thqt sweerheart

[prisma turtle]

#🚔┃gta-discussion message

[edgy dew]

?

[prisma turtle]

I didnt ignore.

[edgy dew]

U did 😭

[prisma turtle]

@kind goblet what happened lol

[edgy dew]

Oh

[edgy dew]

U did answer tmr lol

[kind goblet]

I stood still @prisma turtle

[prisma turtle]

yeah you have to tase that thing 😭

[edgy dew]

Pino

[kind goblet]

I never went near the box

[prisma turtle]

mate you have to come here to kill those

[prisma turtle]

pray for almost all trays

[velvet lodge]

Yo

[teal canopy]

Don't get greedy

[sinful herald]

how long should it actually take to do all the prep for cayo heist

[prisma turtle]

1h

[teal canopy]

With or without opp mk2

[prisma turtle]

around

[teal canopy]

With opp mk2 it's around 25-30min
Without its like an hour

[prisma turtle]

I take around 3/4

like 45mobs

mibs

@kind goblet we‘re too slow smh 😭😭

[shy ice]

oh shit

[prisma turtle]

2.7m is nothing 💀

[shy ice]

u can barely get an f1 with that

[signal heron]

Sparrow makes it pretty fast

[teal canopy]

Mk2 makes it faster

With mk2 you can do it in 30min

[prisma turtle]

I hate this heist

[prisma turtle]

nah I am greedy

[edgy dew]

I tried to do what u Said on other acc And it worked, so i need to start new Game i think

[prisma turtle]

@kind goblet nah I‘m restarting this.

[kind goblet]

Ok

[teal canopy]

Lmao

[kind goblet]

If it takes you 40 seconds to hack a single door we are cooked @prisma turtle

[signal heron]

I always felt the sparrow was faster

[prisma turtle]

it is, topspeed wise

[prisma turtle]

It takes me 20s to hack a single door…

[signal heron]

And infinite missiles

[arctic mango]

So one thing I've seen in money fronts is that Martin still has his left ear. Didn't Trevor cut it off after he got 'a little angry' in story mode?

[kind goblet]

Invite me @prisma turtle

[arctic mango]

I know surgical reattachment is possible, but I think that's just R* being lazy at this point

[teal canopy]

Top speed yes but it's not as fast to land

[signal heron]

It can also land and take off from inside the sub and you never need to rearm it

[teal canopy]

You can park the opp mk2 on the kosatka

[spice adder]

U should do it in 10 secs

[prisma turtle]

I‘m not that experienced

[spice adder]

Btw which door are we talking about?

[prisma turtle]

casino heist

inside vault

[spice adder]

Well its alr then

Takes me 20s too

Which loot u got

[prisma turtle]

@kind goblet I hate this heist

[prisma turtle]

diamonds

[spice adder]

Oo saving them diamonds

[spice adder]

Why

[shy ice]

its britney, bitch

[spice adder]

Sup britney

[shy ice]

gimme gimme more
gimme more
gimme gimme gimme

[spice adder]

U in the strip club?

[prisma turtle]

yup

[prisma turtle]

🫥

[spice adder]

Cuz i heard that song only in there

Didnt hear it in the radios

[prisma turtle]

you went into the strip club?

[prisma turtle]

NSP

[spice adder]

Ya to get the strippers phn number

[shy ice]

currenty playing on my phone:

[spice adder]

Now i can call them in my apartment

[prisma turtle]

💀

[spice adder]

I was checking my stats the other day then i saw i never visited strip club in online. So had to move the number

[prisma turtle]

mine‘s at proud 0

[spice adder]

Cant have any 0 in the stats

But there are a lot more 0's there. Gotta keep the grind

[shy ice]

time to raise funds to buy mansions, again again

[spice adder]

How long has it been since cargo warehouse went double money?

I am currently stocking them up. Waiting for double money

[shy ice]

over 2 months at least

[spice adder]

So is there any chance it going double money any time soon?

[kind goblet]

Need help with anything else @prisma turtle

[prisma turtle]

sales…

[shy ice]

so, i checked weekly events from the past 3 months or so

ceo crates had never been double

[ivory lintel]

My bunker has been full for 2 weeks

Cash and weed too

[spice adder]

I will just wait for double money when it comes

[teal canopy]

Mine had supplies disappear for no reason

[ivory lintel]

Next year

[ivory lintel]

Raid?

[spice adder]

Agent 14 stealing behind ur back

[teal canopy]

No

[ivory lintel]

I stole them

[teal canopy]

[ivory lintel]

Why not

[shy ice]

i fuck u, u fuck me

[prisma turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-taylor-swift-gif-26077311

[teal canopy]

Tell me its song lyrics pls

[shy ice]

late 20s taylor
reputation era if i have to guess

[shy ice]

i wish it was one

[prisma turtle]

okay its not that deep…

[kind goblet]

Invite?

[spice adder]

Go public

[shy ice]

i can see that

[kind goblet]

Have you found a session @prisma turtle

[prisma turtle]

I‘m currently doing intel cayo

[kind goblet]

Ok I’m off for now then

[prisma turtle]

okay

[spice adder]

Which loots u got?

[prisma turtle]

Tequila…

let me get it all first 😭

[spice adder]

Rip

[prisma turtle]

tell me rubio is broke without telling me rubio is broke

[spice adder]

Got any golds?

[prisma turtle]

2 gold, 2 paintings, 3 cash

[spice adder]

3 golds would have been perfect

Still alr

[prisma turtle]

I just survived jumping off the tower because I got spotted 💀

[spice adder]

Thank those guards

[prisma turtle]

why should I

[spice adder]

They saved u

[prisma turtle]

since when am I an mc 😭

now I have to save my cash…

[spice adder]

Hehe keep going

I never go mc unless i sell them

[prisma turtle]

Yeah well no one wants to sell shit

[spice adder]

They aint that bad

Except doc forgery

[prisma turtle]

but no one wants to help me sell 😭

[spice adder]

F

Get that other guy who u were doing heist with

I havent sold mc businesses in a week

[prisma turtle]

I‘ll fill up my hangar now because thats seemingly an insane moneymaker.

But it sucks to work for that 🙄

[spice adder]

I totally forgot about my hangar😂

[prisma turtle]

I never used it

[spice adder]

I haven’t sold hangar once

Sourcing those items felt like a hassle

Atleast they gave land missions now

[prisma turtle]

you can sell a full hangar for up to 3.7m…

[shy ice]

hmm

[spice adder]

Will do them from now on. Back then there was only air missions and i didnt like doing those

[shy ice]

mcdonalds got my order wrong

time to raid them

[sinful herald]

need grabber for cayo

[jaunty hawk]

How can i get to lvl 100 fast help

[velvet lodge]

Play the game

Double/triple rp jobs are solid for quick ranks

Ceo crates are the best rp method tho

[spice adder]

I grinded those peyote plants when they were available

[signal heron]

Is the virtue electric?

[spice adder]

Yes

[signal heron]

Guess I'll keep it then

[runic solstice]

Guys is it worth it to buy a nightclub if I only have the bunker

I dont have the other business related to the nightclub

[velvet lodge]

Id say its still worth it but get the other businesses and proper nightclub upgrades asap

[mortal niche]

is the new money fronts business worth it? I mean with all the other ones not only the hands on car wash

[shy ice]

i would say its a skip if ur a grinder

especially if ur aiming to make the most money in an hour

[runic solstice]

Ok but how do I get the others

[little cairn]

What about the wall safe in the car wash

[shy ice]

just like the nightclub, its good if u own the businesses

[little cairn]

MC clubhouse go to laptop inside and u would need a hanger OR ceo warehouse

[runic solstice]

Ok

[little cairn]

There are guides on yt to properly set it up

[runic solstice]

I saw but I just didnt know how to get the other businesses

[velvet lodge]

The businesses you should get to link with the nightclub: cocaine lockup, meth lab and counterfeit cash factory (all via the mc clubhouse laptop)

Ceo cargo warehouse/hangar these boost the same thing so pick whatever you prefer (warehouse ceo computer, hangar via the mazebank forclosure website)

And the bunker which youve already got

[glacial crater]

I have 12m what should I buy

[signal heron]

If I swap my business location does it keep the upgrades?

[shy ice]

what business?

[shy ice]

are u new to the game?

[signal heron]

An MC business

Like a weed farm

[shy ice]

ah, not sure tbh

one time i moved my bunker, and iirc, i had to rebuy the upgrades

for reference

[signal heron]

Hmm I shall move them to final location before buying upgrades then

[shy ice]

where ur planning to move?