🚔┃gta-discussion

[crimson kindle]

this is a relatively new profile started it like maybe a month ago

[static sentinel]

@sour merlin My bad

[sour merlin]

kill the middle guard and camera

[static sentinel]

Okay

[hollow willow]

I would have finished both heists already

[lone knot]

bro gonna get the sosa treatment all over again

LMFAOOO

[static sentinel]

Lmfaooo

[lone knot]

first its sosa then its gary bro give nem a break

[hollow willow]

Lmao no he’s not running it with me 🤣

[lone knot]

didnt even do nun

💔

[hollow willow]

Thats why I said I’ll lead on his and he can on mine

[crimson kindle]

nem don’t worry bro we can be shit together

[lone knot]

nah im talking about the time

nem was so bad at casino

that u blocked him

[hollow willow]

Oh lmao you knew ?

[lone knot]

cuz u thought he was trolling

[hollow willow]

Bro

[crimson kindle]

that’s me rn

[hollow willow]

I thought he was trolling

Lmao

[lone knot]

LMAO

[hollow willow]

Yeah

[lone knot]

that will never not bne funny to me idk

[crimson kindle]

had a genuinely horrible attempt at casino the other day lmfao

[lone knot]

ur making me feel better

i just ran casino with induubitably or wtv his name is and missed elite due to one bullet and lag

and

[hollow willow]

I feel it when you’re not good and I’m down to help and walk you through any heist as long as you listen lol

[lone knot]

nah i was pissed off for the rest of the heist

[lone knot]

yeah small issue nobody listens

[crimson kindle]

im a good listener bro ill shut up and follow your lead fr

[hollow willow]

True. I just ask for one try and if I fuck up then I’ll follow them

[lone knot]

i love casino heist

its so easy bro

cayo is so ahh unless pd or panther

[crimson kindle]

now with the cheat sheet for hack illl probably do better

[hollow willow]

Just practice it on the arcade for like 30 min and you’ll be better than most

[lone knot]

do it a couple times n ull be chilling

[hollow willow]

Same. It’s my favorite heist no doubt

[lone knot]

nah this is a waste of money imo

just do the finale a couple times

[hollow willow]

I just need to do it under 10 fucking min 🤣🤣

[lone knot]

yk how u have to do the 3 approaches to unlock resetting vaults

[hollow willow]

Borrow mine

[crimson kindle]

I like cayo cuz I’ve been solo for years but I’ve actually made some friends here to do shit with lol

[lone knot]

use those 3 approaches to practice hacking

and then youll be good at it by the end if u arent braindead

[crimson kindle]

im worried ppl will get pissed if im ass at it which they have before

[hollow willow]

Everything is a waste of money when you don’t have it but then there’s nothing else to waste money on eventually

[lone knot]

listen

theres a really easy fix to this

[hollow willow]

Join my session and practice in my arcade

[raw star]

What

[hollow willow]

Im afk

[crimson kindle]

playin with someone else rn I might later

[hollow willow]

Read it slowly bro

[pale sky]

Sun tsu said that

[raw star]

That doesn't make sense is what I'm saying, I'm R I know English

[hollow willow]

@hollow willow said that

[lone knot]

why are u lowkey spitting rn

[pale sky]

It does make sense

[hollow willow]

Probably cause I’m blasted

[hollow willow]

Maybe he has to read it slower

[lone knot]

king sosa is 25 nem is 14 shouta is 17 lindsey is 22

did i go

4/4

[pale sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/710563050025123882/1179966797580079234/togif.gif

[lone knot]

changing my guess to 15

[hollow willow]

Wtf is going on lol

[pale sky]

Sorry had to shitpost

[lone knot]

did i guess ur age right

[lone knot]

did i guess urs right

[hollow willow]

Very shit lol

[pale sky]

Both incorrect

[static sentinel]

Fucking up heists doesnt make me 14 bruhhhh

[hollow willow]

How you know

[pale sky]

They're unfunny but it's so unfunny that it's funny

[hollow willow]

Lmao

[lone knot]

no bruh i mean like the way u talk

[lone knot]

I KNEW OT

bro

[sour merlin]

invite me

[hollow willow]

They’re not

[static sentinel]

Im 19

[lone knot]

i have like a sense for this shit

[lone knot]

stop

ur younger

[static sentinel]

Oh we do 1 by 1?

[lone knot]

no i mean'

older

than

me

[sour merlin]

yes

[static sentinel]

Okay

[hollow willow]

Safer

[static sentinel]

Lemme switch character first tho

[hollow willow]

That way you’re not out 7.2 if you get scammed

[lone knot]

sosa i need some advice

[sour merlin]

yes

[hollow willow]

Don’t do drugs

[lone knot]

no

[hollow willow]

Never

[lone knot]

what do i do if i dk what to do coming outta hs

[sour merlin]

sell crack

[hollow willow]

No one does, you’re just like everyone else

[lone knot]

sybau cornball

[hollow willow]

There’s no market for that. Fenty

[lone knot]

shit fr

[sour merlin]

the fuck did you say to me you little dipshit dork

[lone knot]

idk thio bro im lowkey scared

[lone knot]

i said

[pale sky]

Go into cs and become homeless

[lone knot]

sybau cornball

[sour merlin]

ill beat the fuck out your lil dumbass

[lone knot]

should i repeat myself

againm

[lone knot]

u wouldnt

[kind goblet]

[sour merlin]

ong id fuckin kill you

[lone knot]

nah

[static sentinel]

@sour merlin did u get it

[ivory lintel]

Consult with ur teachers

[hollow willow]

You’ll be alright bro, just keep applying for jobs and switching every year until you find one you love or you find one you hate but makes you at least enough money live happy

[lone knot]

thanks goat

[hollow willow]

Bet money you probably won’t

[sour merlin]

joining

[crimson kindle]

u gotta flip packs or flip burgers

[static sentinel]

I have a tip for yall too dont go into tunnels with firetruck

[sour merlin]

bet my life i would

[lone knot]

gary u no life on gta g ur not doing shit to me

[hollow willow]

Ok I’ll match you with $10

[sour merlin]

your balls havent dropped yet lil gen alpha tiktok kid

[crimson kindle]

It’s gta bro it ain’t that serious guys

[hollow willow]

All you gotta do is not let him win and he dies …

[kind goblet]

I’ll raise it to $15

[pale sky]

Are you gonna pursue higher education after hs?

[hollow willow]

Why are you so mad bro. Smoke some weed

[lone knot]

why u so mad

ah

i get it gary

[hollow willow]

Lmao bet

[lone knot]

id be mad too and lash out if i was named that as a child

listen gary i get it buddy, you had a rough childhood

its fine ill be the bigger person and you can vent to me

im not a judger

[raw star]

What year are gen alpha ?

[pale sky]

Born after 2010

I think

[lone knot]

010 is brazy

[raw star]

Would someone aka azi finishing high school this year be older than that ?

[pale sky]

No

[lone knot]

yes

im 08

[raw star]

I just googled it, yeah 10 to 24

Exactly

[pale sky]

A year older than me 🙏

[lone knot]

u 15 still or 16 yet

[pale sky]

I'm 16

[raw star]

Then you should be gen z not alpha, too. I presume

[lone knot]

whens ur birtjday

[pale sky]

In January lol

[lone knot]

what day

[raw star]

💀

[kind goblet]

[lone knot]

where did gary go

he said he was going to kill me

[neon solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/muted-lol-mute-gif-22684222

[pale sky]

I don't remember I think Thursday

[lone knot]

LMAO

@sour merlin

[pale sky]

Ik you meant date but I just can't resist

On the 23rd

[neon solstice]

If you link that message for me

[lone knot]

here

[raw star]

His gay ass just created the account today and joined today

[lone knot]

no wonder

[kind goblet]

to Garry

[lone knot]

bro is probably trying to scam too what a loser

[pale sky]

[raw star]

Idk, scammer don't talk a lot in public, usually

[lone knot]

its an alt so he prolly dgaf

[pale sky]

That'd make him a conman

[raw star]

Yeah maybe but he could have done now

[lone knot]

id bet my life savings gary is an alt ragebaiter trying to scam

[raw star]

Is there a difference

[kind goblet]

What was the scam

[raw star]

Instead of money, he's probably trying to steal your attention because he didn't get much when he was 5

[lone knot]

yeah that also makes sense

[pale sky]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-ragebait-angry-gon-bait-gif-5270896389597269350

[lone knot]

anyways hes banned so

that ws fun

gn

[patent cove]

Id be careful with those insults or you'll be joining them

[static sentinel]

This insult getting boring btw

Everybody using ts

Gary wanted me to say he didnt start the argument and wants to get unbanned

[raw star]

Thanks

[shy ice]

a heist inspired by ocean's eleven would be cool

no shooting, no cover blows

just a smartly planned heist from start to finish

[raw star]

Then it's just grouppe six

[crimson kindle]

that’d be fire

[raw star]

Cayo could also be done without shooting

[shy ice]

yeah, but el rubio will eventually

search up for you

which is not what we want

[lone knot]

so a walking simulator

[shy ice]

fake the hostage lol

"you let out $2 million go, and you get to keep yours"

[shy ice]

yeah

but, make it so the heist is very easy to sabotage

[raw star]

Then people would hate it

And go back to cayo

[shy ice]

so, everyone has to act exactly as planned

[shy ice]

lol

[raw star]

Tbf, every heist is very easy to sabotage

[shy ice]

i really like stealth

i like the idea of people that im robbing not knowing that they've been robbed

[lone knot]

solo players would hate this and it'd be so much worse compared to casino and cayo it would die off fast

like the apartment heist

[lone knot]

yea thats why big con and cayo exist

[raw star]

It wouldn't be fun without shooting imo

[lone knot]

yeah +1

[shy ice]

do you know i think why solo players would hate it also?

amount of players required

[lone knot]

its also just a main part of the game

[lone knot]

yeah theres a reason ur not a dev at rockstar

[raw star]

There's no risk of you don't kill someone and hence most of the time killing some guard would help you do it faster

[lone knot]

but i see the vision

maybe if u polish it up a bit it has potential

[lone knot]

and no one wants to play a walking stealth simulator

[raw star]

Stealth and disguise is completely different, you sure it's stealth you like?

[shy ice]

what if people do the heist perfectly?

i think its fair

they do their roles right, they get to rob the place with no gunfights

[lone knot]

people want something exciting

[shy ice]

just a peaceful heist on an otherwise peaceful thursday

whats not to love?

[lone knot]

walking stealth simulator isnt exciting at all

[lone knot]

its boring

thats whats not to love

[raw star]

I played a game like few years back then was a their simulator, if I get seen I'll fucked and no weapon, that's why he's saying

[shy ice]

thats why i think it should be easy to fuck it up

[lone knot]

its the typa thing u do one time so u can try it, hate it, never do it again, forget about its existance in a couple weeks

[shy ice]

like, if someone does something wrong, then fucking five stars

difficulty is set to ultra hard or smth lol

[raw star]

No gunfight* means there could be gunshot, just no one fights back.
Casino ? Cayo ?

[raw star]

Yeah that's casino

[lone knot]

so its just a walking stealth simulator where everybody does the exact same shit everytime

i think ur forgetting a lot

[shy ice]

i can think of different approaches

[lone knot]

it takes out the main exciting aspect of heists, not suitable for solo players, has no replay value, probably wont pay out that much if u have multiple players

[shy ice]

different stealth approaches if that makes sense

[raw star]

Every big con doesn't require firing

Casino is what you looking for

[lone knot]

its basically the same thing

in big con you have bugstars, maintence, gruppe

but all in all its the same shit

u walk a slightly different path

[raw star]

And YouTuber lol

[lone knot]

thats it

still the same old

boring

walking

steakth simulator

[shy ice]

eventually, the cops will know its you

[lone knot]

no?

[raw star]

Yeah or else there's no difficulty

[shy ice]

because there's the objective Lose the cops.

[raw star]

Also, you can be completely unseen

It's impossible to never be seen by cop

[shy ice]

there's one
doing it perfectly as planned

[lone knot]

yeah and ppl can go to freeroam and do the same shit lmao

[shy ice]

trying to not fuck it up

lol

[lone knot]

its like a watered down casino heist

thats

10x worse

[shy ice]

thats why you'll need like 10 other people

for the heist

movie has like 10 people involved iirc

[lone knot]

and thats why each person gets a 10% cut making the fleeca job better

[raw star]

No cop, so you just get out of the place without any consequences ? Makes no sense.

[shy ice]

if you can do it solo, obviously its very easy

[raw star]

And they only pull it off once

[lone knot]

no one is playing a heist w 10 people

[shy ice]

in the movie, yeah
even the "cops" were the heist members

[shy ice]

thats the problem

[lone knot]

its hard to find ppl willing to do prison break etc with FOUR people

[shy ice]

unfortunately

overall, i think the mission design itself is quite good

[lone knot]

i think u have bigger issues to worry about but yeah

[raw star]

It wouldn't make sense to have 10

Unless you're suggesting community job

That pays 10k

[lone knot]

overall its about a 1.5/10 but it has potential

[shy ice]

indeed

[raw star]

"in the movie"

It's just different if you're not getting chased after

Lacking of excitement

[shy ice]

thats why i said inspired

[lone knot]

u do realize it has to pay 10 million to payout 1 mil which is way worse then cayo and casino

[shy ice]

afterall, a movie and a game isnt that different after all

[lone knot]

and if it pays out 10 mil god knows how many setups u have to do

[shy ice]

increase the reward

[raw star]

Probably fick ton and can't be done solo like og heist set up

[lone knot]

to what

[shy ice]

but knowing rockstar, eh

[lone knot]

50 million??

LMFAO

[shy ice]

its a casino

its a video game after all lol

[raw star]

10mil reward is already impossible

[lone knot]

yeah

[raw star]

Do you know have how many times rockstar nerf cayo

Cayo rarely pays 2 mil

[shy ice]

i personally find it insulting that a casino vault in los angeles only has like 3 million in valuables

inflation's a bitch

[lone knot]

i

[shy ice]

lmao

[lone knot]

Ok

friken goodluck

praying for you

[raw star]

3 million is a lot. It's just because you're already a millionaire, not a normal civilian

[shy ice]

im not saying that it has to happen

[knotty dawn]

I thought if we use the Terrorbyte it doesn’t give us new crate missions??I seen videos saying that

[shy ice]

i can die peacefully without them adding it lol

[shy ice]

new crate?

oh, the jeffe ones

i forgot the girl's name

pretty sure you dont need a terrorbyte

[lone knot]

listen i respect the idea

[raw star]

No clue what does mission are but did you use master control?

[lone knot]

im not creative enough to think of a heist at all so i cant really judge

but then again

[knotty dawn]

Yes I did

[lone knot]

it takes someone shit to know shit

[raw star]

That's probably the problem

[lone knot]

and i can definetly say that that idea is shit

[shy ice]

all you need is luck, peter

[knotty dawn]

I didn’t know it made a difference.Thank u.Now I know.

[raw star]

The old terrorbyte computer is prob what you need to use to avoid me mission

[shy ice]

i dont think the missions are locked behind a terrorbyte

[raw star]

But I'm not entirely sure

[shy ice]

interesting

i hate the underwater cargo mission

[raw star]

It's the prize pool not being updated hence the old computer don't have new mission.

That's my guess

[shy ice]

hmm

interesting

[raw star]

Take "the underwater" away then it'll be my opinion

[shy ice]

the reason i have a personal problem with the underwater one is because i have thalassophobia lol

same with the ozman flies again

there's one setup that puts you underwater

not to mention that there are sharks, soo

[knotty dawn]

Me too.I don’t know if TGG said it.But definitely Tylarious did.Thats why I used my Terrorbyte to avoid the crappy missions.

[shy ice]

prob in one of his "facts only veterans know" vids

there's like 5 of them

or smth

[raw star]

What is that

[shy ice]

one of them is like an hour to 2 hours long

[shy ice]

its a little series that he started

quite popular

[raw star]

I meant the phobia, I googled it

[knotty dawn]

Yes I watch a lot of GTA videos lol.From cars to tips,to missions to heists,to hacks lol

[shy ice]

ohh

[shy ice]

fear of the ocean

[raw star]

I hate Osman fly again

I wish he didn't fly again

[raw star]

Yeah well that's unfortunate

[shy ice]

do you know abt the hangar mission too

i always change sessions

every time i get that

[raw star]

Osman fly again ?

[shy ice]

no

hangar crates

source

[raw star]

Yeah

[shy ice]

land mission

[raw star]

I've done a lot

[static sentinel]

I still want a massive car heist

[raw star]

I hate it because I need to get out of my jet

[static sentinel]

Or a heist like the one in fast 5

Where we carry big ass safe with cars

[shy ice]

interesting

maybe an option for us to either keep it or sell it

[raw star]

A lot of gta players can't drive. That's one reason why the game has so many awd cars

[static sentinel]

I want a heist that does justice to the name of GRAND THEFT AUTO

[shy ice]

like the salvage yard ones

[static sentinel]

There is a

Car heist in payday 2 i think

I want something like that

The more people u play with the more money u make since u can steal more cars

[knotty dawn]

I watched both

[shy ice]

nicee

[shy ice]

incentivizes people to get more players

i see

[static sentinel]

But like

Ill explain later hold on

[raw star]

Tbh I'll only judge because I know rockstar ain't adding it

[shy ice]

too ambitious

just repeat the current gtao heist formula

[raw star]

There's a lot of things we want rockstar ain't adding

[shy ice]

lexus lfa

[raw star]

ETR1, arguably

There's also some other stuff not just cars

[shy ice]

for me, it would be cool for them to add a regular version of the everon

[raw star]

Wym regular

[shy ice]

normal looking

like a regular hilux

not monster truck looking

with those big wheels

[crimson kindle]

When should I sell night club

[static sentinel]

At night of course

[shy ice]

dayclub

[static sentinel]

When its over a million i think

[velvet lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-stare-angry-gif-26536210

[static sentinel]

Cuz tony takes 10%

Of ur take

Which caps at 1m. So ur proft

Incrases over 1m

[shy ice]

yep

there's only so much money tony could take in his cut before there's a limit

[velvet lodge]

Incrases

Dunbass

Wow

I take that back I too am a dumbass

[static sentinel]

Llmfao

[velvet lodge]

[shy ice]

me dumbase too

anyway

speaking of cars

[velvet lodge]

You down to hit a bigcon cash with some lad?

Saw it in the lfgs im bored as hell

[static sentinel]

No. I retired

Like lester

[shy ice]

my problem with stock windows in cars is that

its too transparent

cars look like they dont have windows

[velvet lodge]

Explains why you GHOSTED me on psn

[shy ice]

uh oh

[static sentinel]

Bro if ur bored

Help me get elite on humane labs

Which is double money as well

[velvet lodge]

Im bored give your mums phone number

[static sentinel]

My mum is dead

[velvet lodge]

Does it look like it's 2015

[velvet lodge]

L + ratio

[static sentinel]

It certainly doesnt look like its 2019

[velvet lodge]

Count your days

[static sentinel]

@velvet lodge Ill let u know

Once i finish this cayo

[velvet lodge]

Let me know what

What is blud waffling about

[static sentinel]

The casino u fucking imbecile

[velvet lodge]

Wow

I'll ask of he needs a grabber still

[raw star]

So like the karakara

[raw star]

When one is fully filled

[shy ice]

yep

[velvet lodge]

He'll fill you careful now

[shy ice]

rockstar made the caracara from a 6x6 with an unremoveable machine gun

[velvet lodge]

😳

[raw star]

Yes daddy

[shy ice]

to a normal 4x4 american dream truck

[crimson kindle]

💔

[lone knot]

i still wish while playing aggressive casino heist

u could be able to steal the prize ride

and escape using it

[raw star]

There's glass on the side, your leg will get shot

[shy ice]

you can then sell the car

[velvet lodge]

Lindsey

Phone at 1%

[raw star]

Gta logic, for 300k

[velvet lodge]

Hold your horses people

[crimson kindle]

damn charge it

[shy ice]

lol

[raw star]

I'm holding it

[crimson kindle]

horses held

[raw star]

Salvage yard should have let us sell cars like 70 % of their price, considering done money gave the npc.

[lone knot]

for like an extra 100k instead of the daily vaults

[raw star]

It's a 2 million super car

Correction

2.75

[lone knot]

yeah thats been shot up by the fucking police a million times

and looks like its on the verge of death

[raw star]

We'll fix it

Have you seen salvage yard magic

[crimson kindle]

what miracle did you want me to perform

[lone knot]

enlighten me

[raw star]

Unless it's counted by how damaged it is

[static sentinel]

And it gave extra money

[crimson kindle]

los santos custom guy can fix anything

[static sentinel]

Man that would actually make agressive worth playing

[raw star]

Not my broken heart

[lone knot]

yeah bc u could get the extra cash + elite, and prevent getting shot and losing extra monmey while trying to get to the heli

[raw star]

No lol, 4 of us 2 in supercar 2 walks ? I'm killing my teammates to get on that car

[shy ice]

[static sentinel]

Who tf does casino with 4 people if ur maximizing profit?

[shy ice]

maybe

[lone knot]

u dont play w 4 people???????????????????????

[raw star]

Aggressive isn't for max profit, you already get hit s lot in side

[shy ice]

for some people, its harder to get 3 cooperative people to rob the casino with you then doing it all by yourself

[raw star]

Although if you pay ot professional you'll be fine

[raw star]

I wish I could do it myself

[shy ice]

me too

i mean, we can rob an island all by ourself

why cant we do the same to a local fleeca bank

[raw star]

It's called autoshop contract

Matter fact we rob 6 fleeca at once

[static sentinel]

Dude. It might be if we could steal the car like the guy said

[raw star]

On inside, there's duggans

And apparently they have guns too

[static sentinel]

Omfg this gut

[raw star]

Most people will not take their time to walk while aiming and headshot

They don't do it the professional way

[static sentinel]

Aight bruh

@velvet lodge does he still need?

[lone knot]

im saying and it also keeps casino fresh by changing the podium vehicle each week

also makes aggressive actually worth it so ppl wont get bored of it as easily

depending on the podium vehicle it could be worth taking it or not, or maybe you take it for the extra cash anyways despite it being a bad car

if yk what im getting at

[velvet lodge]

alright release your horses im back

[velvet lodge]

yeah in about 20 minutes or so

also i got some job TPs to the casino preps for ya if you want nem

made some yesterday to the optimal locations that had no close jobs to it

saves a fuck ton of time

[static sentinel]

Ok

Dm the job links

[velvet lodge]

ill put in an ip grabber too if that's okay

[static sentinel]

Yeah sure

Ill send u my credit card information

If u need

[crimson kindle]

what about social security

[raw star]

The fuck are you guys doing

[velvet lodge]

esex

[raw star]

Ip grabber? Card info ?

Bro is plotting sum

[velvet lodge]

wow

my grapeseed prep mission is wrong

LMAO

im dumb

[raw star]

Hi dumb

[velvet lodge]

rahhhh

[crimson kindle]

Pino are u in a chill lobby

Or are y in mission

[velvet lodge]

im in my own lobby

doing my cayo scope out

what's up

the only time you catch me in publics is if i sell acid

[crimson kindle]

nothin much I just need a chill lobby for sale bonus boutta sell my shit

I don’t got any heists ready or nothin

[velvet lodge]

what are you gonna sell

[crimson kindle]

prob acid lab and nightclub I gotta check it tho

and also bunker

it’s all 1 vehicle tho

[velvet lodge]

if you give me like 5 mins or so i can join on my main and protect you if you're gonna go into a public session

[crimson kindle]

if ur up for it

[velvet lodge]

yeah ofc ill be outside of the organization especially for acid since that then makes another sale vehicle appear

got caught by the guards on cayo

i suck at this game

[crimson kindle]

I did that the other day it was embarrassing

Full acid lab let’s go

[ivory lintel]

Pino back here

[raw star]

@velvet lodge so you know I play on PC
If I create another rockstar account and then log in the new rockstar account with my Rockstar games launcher when I launched GTA 5 enhance will I be able to play with a completely new account

[velvet lodge]

wwow that's an improvement from yesterday

1 gold

dumb ass game

[crimson kindle]

I also got 1 gold lmao

and pink diamond

[velvet lodge]

uh

im not sure

i don't play on pc and when i did i would mod with friends for fun

[static sentinel]

@velvet lodge @hollow willow humane labs elite today?

[velvet lodge]

@ivory torrent you know this type of stuff

[velvet lodge]

only if i feel like it

[crimson kindle]

bro on pc I would glitch like 10 mil from casino but instoooed modding and made a new profile and it was way more fun

[static sentinel]

At least help with the setups dick

[ivory torrent]

Never done that

[raw star]

Oh

[velvet lodge]

but you're pc

you are pc

https://tenor.com/view/xmgsector-xmg-desktop-gaming-gaming-pc-gif-24564025

this is you

[raw star]

Don't glitch. Hard earned money worths more

[ivory torrent]

I'm not that pretty brother

[velvet lodge]

i don't think i've ever agreed more

[raw star]

I guess i just have to try it out or google

[static sentinel]

Bro

Why the fuck

[velvet lodge]

@crimson kindle im hopping onto my main rn

[static sentinel]

Moto club businesses

Upgrade

Cost 1.1m

[raw star]

Then don't

They suck ass

[velvet lodge]

because back in 2016 they were profitable dumbass

[static sentinel]

Do all of them cost 1.1?

I kinda wanted to max out my businesses for fun

But hell nah

[raw star]

Which factory you in

[velvet lodge]

watch him say doc forge

[raw star]

Mc factor ain't fun

[static sentinel]

Meth

[crimson kindle]

I’ll inv u

[static sentinel]

I just checked meth upgrades and shit way too expensive

[raw star]

Just buy or cry. You can't change it anyways, more like you don't need it

[static sentinel]

Do they all cost the same

And how much do they max when maxed

[raw star]

I don't think so but cant6sure for sure

[static sentinel]

Like 300k?

[crimson kindle]

How the fuck are you level 1174 wtf 😭

[velvet lodge]

playing

rahh

[static sentinel]

No life

[velvet lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/costco-guys-stream-tiktok-costco-guys-gif-4538176206507523730

[static sentinel]

Bro his father

Kinda looks gay

Like he had plastic surgery or soemshit

Am i the only one

[velvet lodge]

dont disrespect AJ dawg

[static sentinel]

Bro look at his eyebrows and eyes

[velvet lodge]

@crimson kindle session full ill join the queue to join

[velvet lodge]

look at yourself

[static sentinel]

I dont look gay

[crimson kindle]

I hear rocket shots and gunfire outside my acid lab maybe I should switch lmao

[static sentinel]

I look like a caveman rn

I gotta shave

[velvet lodge]

you don't look gay but you still take it up the ass

[velvet lodge]

[static sentinel]

Wow

[raw star]

Motherfucker

Bot fuck off

[static sentinel]

Wow

[velvet lodge]

not even denying it

that's wild

[static sentinel]

I was flabbergasted the way you talked to me

You dont talk to your gta buddy like that

[ivory torrent]

Neither are you tho

[velvet lodge]

blah blah blah

[static sentinel]

Blah blah blah bleh bleh bleh

Bluh bluh bluh

[raw star]

Cost to upgrade
Cocaine 1895000
Meth 1944500
Cash 1609000
Weed 1576500
Doc 1030000

Idk if it's accurate

[static sentinel]

How much

In total

[raw star]

Do you have a calculator

[static sentinel]

Like 9

Or 10

[raw star]

What

[velvet lodge]

@crimson kindle im in your session

[static sentinel]

I did a rough estimate

Bro this friken gut

Might be restarted

Im not even joiking

Geniunly

Braindead

[crimson kindle]

ok my acid lab is right outside ls car meet

[velvet lodge]

ill job tp to you

1 sec

[raw star]

8055k

Should be

[crimson kindle]

How do u do that without leaving lobby

[static sentinel]

Is that 8 million?

[crimson kindle]

yea

[raw star]

Ja

[static sentinel]

So like 3 more cayos fuck

[raw star]

I doubt

[static sentinel]

Which means 6 cayos

[crimson kindle]

Should probably just do equipment upgrades ngl

[raw star]

Cayo Don always pay more than 2mil

Do casino instead

[static sentinel]

I got panther

[raw star]

Teach lindsey

[velvet lodge]

i can link it later

lets go

[crimson kindle]

I don’t wanna embarrass myself

[raw star]

There's no such thing. Everyone has been a new player

[static sentinel]

Message anawack

And make him ur favourite

Anawack10P5

Make all jobs visible on the map

Except open wheel races

Try to start one thats closest to the point u wanna get to

Go to anawack and try to join his game

Accept both of the alerts

And its done

[crimson kindle]

I still got cops bro

this is embarrassing

[velvet lodge]

get in the tunnels

[static sentinel]

@velvet lodge Make one job for the weapon setup

One with the plane

Put it right on the road

U know which road it is

[velvet lodge]

will do later

@crimson kindle that guy that tried to kill you twice called me a bitch and told me to fight him after he failed to grief twice 😭

what a clown

get in ill bring you to your next business

[crimson kindle]

sorry to put you through that

ok

my driving was ass during that 😭

[velvet lodge]

you certainly crashed a lot

[near kite]

Pinodepino

[velvet lodge]

also he left the lobby

[velvet lodge]

hiii

[near kite]

Bye

[velvet lodge]

oof worst bunker sale

oh nvm

i thought that was the merryweather sale

[crimson kindle]

wow that was a nice easy sale

thank god it wasn’t

[velvet lodge]

nc next?

[crimson kindle]

Ye

Ty for helping me btw

[velvet lodge]

any time man

[crimson kindle]

I’ll do cayo after this if u wanna do a b2b

[velvet lodge]

if you mean glitching then ill pass but if you mean both do our cayos for a shorter cooldown then for sure

[crimson kindle]

yeh I mean both cayos not glitch lol

[velvet lodge]

alright yeah im down for that ill have to finish my setups tho

[crimson kindle]

same

I only did intel

and it’s 1 gold all cash and 1 painting 😭

pink diamond tho so that’s good

[velvet lodge]

that'll still be a nice payout for ya

[crimson kindle]

hmm my nightclub is at 546k should I sell

nothings filled up yet

but it’s close

[static sentinel]

No

[velvet lodge]

i'd let it stay till its a bit more full then

[crimson kindle]

yeah true

that’s all my businesses I think

the important ones anyway

[raw star]

I sell under 90 crates or before one of five is fully filled

[velvet lodge]

ill move to my alt again then

[crimson kindle]

thx for helpin pino

[raw star]

We got discriminating business before gta6

[crimson kindle]

lmao

[static sentinel]

That wasnt even funny

[raw star]

Tbf I'd disown mc business if it wasn't for nc

[crimson kindle]

yeah that’s the only reason anyone has em anyway

[raw star]

I used to sell cocaine cuz that 500k looks nice but the post van and trash truck us annoying

[crimson kindle]

I got 3.6 mil let’s go

[static sentinel]

Is it actually 500k

75k supply cost

[raw star]

Not the whole 500k is profit

[crimson kindle]

fully maxed prolly its multiple vehicles tho I think

[static sentinel]

So it isnt even 500k bruh

[raw star]

U could always manage to sell except post van, it'll be in a rush

[static sentinel]

Bunker might be the best passive business bro

[raw star]

But the pay check is 500k, around

[crimson kindle]

I think acid lab is ngl

[raw star]

Profit of cocaine is similar to acid if not more, just now sell vehicles

[raw star]

Try solo it

[static sentinel]

Acid lab sell mission kinda ass

[static sentinel]

No

[crimson kindle]

yeah but it’s worth for sure

[static sentinel]

Wasnt it u saying not everything should be solo

[raw star]

Exactly

[raw star]

They are easy to do tbh

[static sentinel]

Its not the diffuclty

[raw star]

Yeah but selling is more controllable when you're solo

[static sentinel]

Bunker mission is more fun

[crimson kindle]

might do a quick union depository contract

[static sentinel]

How much does that pay

I was thinking about doing that

[crimson kindle]

300k each time

[raw star]

Probably 300k for solo I don't remember

[crimson kindle]

u can start job then call dessanta to cancel it and get ud every time

[static sentinel]

How much u can get max

[crimson kindle]

idk I never do it with other ppl

[raw star]

Same

Up to 375k or sum I think

For host

[static sentinel]

Bro i swear this might be the 3rd time im buying supplies for weed fsrm

And its not max

Wtf

[raw star]

Yeah

Probably need 4

[static sentinel]

Yeah lemme try that ud heist

I love heists

[crimson kindle]

U can also do Vincent for 500k

[raw star]

Pause

Cluckin bell farm raid

Not Vincent

[crimson kindle]

You can fuck Vincent for 500k

almost level 60

that’s what im at on my other profile

this profile will officially be better than my main one

[thorny ocean]

I might do fleeca job as you only need 1 person

[patent cove]

fleeca job might be the best way to get the 50m for career progress this week

[crimson kindle]

I’ll join u after union depository if the week has started

[thorny ocean]

Your late lmao 🤣 the week started already

[crimson kindle]

I didn’t know what time it started

[patent cove]

hardly late, it maybe started 20 minutes ago at most

or 1 hour 20 mins, forgetting about the clocks going forward😅

[thorny ocean]

You can deliver pizza today at least it simple plus the bike cheap and faster than the one they give you

[crimson kindle]

Doesn’t that pay terribly

[static sentinel]

Ive done that

I just did this ECU job

I think having kuruma wouldve made it way easier lmao

I didnt think it would let me only pick from the autoshop garage

Bro ive never seen more insufferable npc than sessenta and kdj holyyy fuckkkkk

[crimson kindle]

just finished union depository

yeah they’re annoying af lmao

[static sentinel]

The diaologues are removing my skin

[crimson kindle]

the garment factory job I was doing earlier became the weekly one so I get 316k instead of 100k this is huge

[velvet lodge]

@static sentinel still down for that cash bigcon or shall we skip

the guy took ages

[arctic crest]

since its double money for apartment heists. is there an outfit that i should rock? ive seen people say that having/ glitching an outfit makes the heists easier

[velvet lodge]

in the original heists you can wear any of the 2015 utility vests

those reduce damage taken but also decreases movement speed

so in return of more health you offer sprint speed

[arctic crest]

which of the vests are the 2015 ones? and does each one have a different buff and debuff in the hiest?

[static sentinel]

Yeah sure

[static sentinel]

Heavy utility vest

[arctic crest]

okay thanks

[velvet lodge]

#📸┃gta-media

and they all have the same debuffs/buffs

[patent cove]

you used to be able to equip a scarf to remove the vest and still get the health bonus without the movement penalty

not sure if that still applies

[static sentinel]

It doesnt

[patent cove]

oh well used to be a neat trick back in the day

[crimson kindle]

It said 300k but it paid 160k wtf

it’s letting me do it again tho for priority file so that’s nice

[arctic crest]

Am I able to glitch it onto an outfit? Will I still get the buffs and debuffs?

[velvet lodge]

im not sure

[main brook]

You can glitch scuba with a vest but as soon as you go into water it removes vest and you DO lose damage reduction

But still useful for humane elite since you cant sprint indoors anyway, makes getting elite easier

[thorny ocean]

You can make 200k+ per hour if you do all 3 of the pizza delivery

[crimson kindle]

oh dang that’s not even bad

[crimson kindle]

I could possibly do it but im afraid I’ll be ass at hack again lol

[main brook]

The bike is just a copy of your bike, it’s not a personal vehicle

So it’s not good at all, you cant complete deliveries with job warps, need to actually drive

[static sentinel]

Wait it doesnt let u use kuruma

In autoshop heists

Its gotta be tuner class?

[velvet lodge]

duh

[raw star]

That's so cold

[raw star]

Use GTF lmfao

[static sentinel]

I am

But like

[wintry heron]

will the agency be double money next week?

[static sentinel]

We cant know that

[raw star]

I hope not

[wintry heron]

why not

[wintry heron]

it says in gta info about next week an entrepreneur who works with weed so other than lamar who could that be

[raw star]

Cuz it's not a heist I love

[wintry heron]

neither but its good for money 🤷‍♂️

[patent cove]

Gerald

[static sentinel]

Contract isnt about lamar tho

[raw star]

Dre is too time consuming

[static sentinel]

I think it could be lamar franklin missions

[velvet lodge]

ofc they're not doubling the agency

if you actually read the entire thing rather than just parts it mentions "classic mode" there's a mode where you play as franklin and lamar against a team of players that try to take you down

[thorny ocean]

You want the car meet prize ride rare livery

[velvet lodge]

honestly, it can mean anything

[raw star]

The m2 ? What livery

[hot wasp]

Does anybody know when Open wheel racing will come back

[austere delta]

Does anyone know which career quest gives the buzzard? I cant seem to find it

[velvet lodge]

the salvage yard

[crimson kindle]

2 more cayo preps

[patent cove]

Fleeca one, I've already got it from when they first released it

[raw star]

Just but it. You'll get enough money before you finish level 4

[thorny ocean]

@velvet lodge you got the car meet prize ride with the livery?

[static sentinel]

It gives u a golden one no?

[velvet lodge]

on my second acc no

[raw star]

Just a paint

[static sentinel]

Bro maybe they fucking value it

And thats why they want it

Why u always tryna be smartass bruh

[raw star]

For 1.6 or7 you can get infinite buzzard

[static sentinel]

U look like a dumbass instead

I swear

Dont do that

[raw star]

The level 4 rewards is 1 personal vehicle

[velvet lodge]

what

[raw star]

For 1.7 mil, I think, you get a Pegasus+ ceo vehicle free soawn sand thou can turn 20 of them into personal vehicle

[raw star]

I'm providing better alternative

[static sentinel]

Provide it after u know they just want it to have buzzard

[raw star]

Do you know what you need to do for the career progress buzzard

Salvage yard itself probably cost more than buzzard in war stock already

Price of buzzard is 1.75mil
Price range of salvage yard is 1.62 to 2.69
Let alone all those challenges you need to finish and you NEED to earn 10 mil from selling vehicles and unlock 10 platinum rewards in, in order to unlock Chop Shop DLC career progress level 4 reward.

Still think I look like a dumbass ?

[versed trellis]

I mean, he's not wrong

[pale sky]

yes

[raw star]

[static sentinel]

Yes

[thorny ocean]

Check #📸┃gta-media

[static sentinel]

U just ignored what i said and made the same point

[raw star]

People who thinks I'm trying to be smartass are dumb.
People who thinks I'm helping are normal

[static sentinel]

Lmfao

Dude he might just want that buzzard cuz of the livery alone

[crimson kindle]

@velvet lodge yo I’m done with cayo preps lmk if u wanna do back 2 back

[raw star]

There's no livery

The gold is a paint anyone could put in

[static sentinel]

Ur the type of guy to say its not worth buying golden jet when somebody asks how to make 10 mil fastest to buy it

[static sentinel]

Where do u put it

[raw star]

I wouldn't tell them to not buy the jet

[raw star]

Hanger dumbass

[static sentinel]

Isnt buzzard a pegasus vehicle?

Wait what

[pale sky]

Bring it into hangar

[raw star]

You can put it in your hanger

DUMBASS

[static sentinel]

Wait u can customize any pegasus vehicle like that???

[raw star]

Yes

Same as lazer and hydra

Dumbass

[static sentinel]

I did not know that

[crimson kindle]

holy shit dude cooldown for auto shop is so small

[raw star]

Well they say you learn something new everyday

[crimson kindle]

I can already do union depository again

And garment too

[thorny ocean]

Just do artfile and breakaway back to back

[raw star]

There's no cool down if you do different ones

I used to do fleeca union biker and then repeat

That's after I've done all several times

[patent cove]

Pretty sure R* removed gold paint from hangar due to people painting luxors and swifts gold instead of buying the deluxe

[raw star]

I got the reward buzzard and it's just paint

I can show a screenshot when I get home

#📸┃gta-media message

I can only prove I have it for now, can't prove you can also put gold paint in buzzard or what not

[thorny ocean]

I got that one for free I brought it when it was on sale last

[raw star]

Buzzard ?

[thorny ocean]

Yeah

[raw star]

Are you on rn ?

[shrewd jewel]

Is kuruma still worth it

Its on discount if i do the fleeca bank job with today discount the trade price is 300k

[raw star]

Yes

Not only it's almost completely bulletproof, it's good looking imo sand has nice handling imo

[shrewd jewel]

Whats handling mean gng

I have 2.5m im thinking of buying arcade

But Idk the preps seems so long

[raw star]

Doesn't spin iut easily because it's awd, so it's also good off-roading

[shrewd jewel]

Oh

[raw star]

It does but the almost 2mil pay check will make it worth it

[thorny ocean]

Your on pc lmao 🤣

[velvet lodge]

91 ranks and about 130 hours of gameplay to finally receive the treasure hunt email

[raw star]

But buzzard paint will be same for different platforms, I'd appreciate if you can check if you can paint a buzzard gold using a pegasus vehicle

[velvet lodge]

i remember back in the day it'd send almost instantly

[velvet lodge]

as a pegasus vehicle no

but if you own it via warstock you can put it in your hangar

where you can paint it gold

you can even paint your agency helicopter gold in the hangar and it'll be a free personal vehicle basically

[raw star]

You can bring it into hanger

[velvet lodge]

yeah

[raw star]

And saves 3mil

[raw star]

That's what i meant, bring the pegasys to hanger to paint it

[velvet lodge]

actually i remember from a video online you need a hangar

to be able to claim the tier 4 buzzard

from the SY

otherwise you can't even claim it at all till you own one

[raw star]

I'm trying to figure out if a non reward buzzard could be painted gold

If yes then the reward is shit

[velvet lodge]

im 99.9% sure that it can yeah

[raw star]

Alright, fuck yeah

I was having doubt since cwy say r* removed gold paint from hanger

[velvet lodge]

finally working on signal jammers btw

got a gold casino

since you can make 2 mil on a gold heist it's worth it

[shrewd jewel]

Who want to do the fleeca a bank pls

[fallow mural]

Hey @shrewd jewel, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#☝lfg-info

[trail halo]

Hii

[velvet lodge]

hello by, how are you

[trail halo]

pretty good actually

thx for asking

Wbu pino?

[velvet lodge]

im good just bored of grinding gta honestly

part of it tho

[trail halo]

aww

is it getting repetitive?

[velvet lodge]

its always repetitive

rockstar when they need to make actually diverse content

[main brook]

Buzzard yea, but Luxor Deluxe or Swift Deluxe painted gold is still not same

[velvet lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-emoji-angry-hakayaki-hakayaki-angry-emoji-gif-13101565263917230073

[main brook]

You can’t drink champagne if you just paint regulars

[trail halo]

that's the only difference

[velvet lodge]

what the fuck

since when is there a time frame on getting to the clue of the golden revolver thing

the email is gone

rockstar

[patent cove]

Yeah i knew they did something like that with the luxor and swift but buzzard was unsure since it wasnt anything to do with the delux versions

[raw star]

Alr thanks

[main brook]

I do have the golden buzzard from tier 4 but never checked if there’s any other difference

I pretty much only use Savage and Sparrow for helis

Buzzard is just worse

[patent cove]

I used to love maining the buzzard and killing mk2s

[main brook]

I only used buzzard until 2015

And then when savage came out i swapped to that

[patent cove]

Its somewhat reusable now with the mk2 missile nerf

[trail halo]

buzzard become obsolete years ago