#๐โgta-discussion
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Oh ok
Rip
my ex got mad at be because she was british when i said why cant u just put it in the microwave
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like when tea gets cold just shove that shit in the microwave
Microwave โ๏ธ
Oven โ
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It doesn't feel the same
It has to be burning hot so i damage my whole esophagus
that poor christmas tree
i am going to get violent soon
im not even british but
I'm finally at full power
See u get it
I'm telling you homie you put tea In a microwave you don't deserve the title as goat
No one does
Only I'd you make a fresh tea
I'm hangry
That's ur last time
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i think i have a right to poke fun of british bc i dated one
But do you still date her?
no
Oof
it lasted 8 months and it was online on ps3 (dont ask)
Guy's
We bought the sub
Ahh average boomer console I remember when I saw one
Console dating ๐ญ๐ญ
Hah
it was my freshman year of a highschool
I got blocked after a week
Anyone wants to do the island heist with me ?
Thanks
also if u want to know it was freshman year or to put in ur terms year 9
Oh I never knew
In year 9 I was busy watching tv shows during online classes
Boys I got a question
Ask
Time for me to go 
Jk
And no I'm not e dating
im to pussy for that shit i just cant talk to women i just stare at them with a loving glare
Ok if u don't want to screw up then
One of the main things is honesty
Don't lie to her
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And how long have u been talking?
ok what do u mean by that
im to pussy for that shit i just cant talk to women i just stare at them with a loving glare
mods ban these rule breakers for going off topic in GTA discussion

so it meanssame
I don't even stare tho ๐
Well I broke my leg so I last saw her like half a month ago but I knew her for like 4 years
Bro what
i mean its hard not to u know
I can't decide what cargo warehouse to get
u should have 5 mg
should I buy large and medium or large and large
large
Nah its not hard actually
Staring doesn't do anything so I don't do it
Yea
for me it is im attracted and its like she is an eye magent but im to much of a pussy
best idea
I am the last person to help u out in this matter
I only know to be honest with girls (learnt that the hard way)
ok bro
If you got the money just get all 5, fill them up to 70% so they dont get raided and wait for 2x
I got 10m and can easily get another 10m so what do u think
Mike your literally my inner my inner mind you wanna know why
For me it is im attracted and it's like she is an eye magnet but she is out of my league and I am broke and also pussy
Why?
What's the sell for 100% cargo warehouse with any bonuses like 2x
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U have to like tell us more here
U have known her for 4yrs how?
But 100% in will power
Well she's always looked at me whenever I was busy with my mates also she's given me hints to her wanting me but since I broke my leg my heart has been broken๐
She also knows my nickname
That no one knows
is hangar air sell safer than land sell?
im about to sell a full hangar in public
She also cares about me I think
No
Land sale is best
Man Idk
I got zero game
Can't pull for life
No rizz
No aura
Broda I don't have that neither
what about griefers
Do u guys talk online?
Ghost organization
yall still talking abt yall rizz
im the worse person to ask
Bro
the only gf i had was on ps3 and it all came from a joke
I'm about to go insane! Rahhhh
But seriously how can you not pull girls I need advice from the homies
#lovethehomies
i mean ask her the worst u can get is no right?
Average girl experience
You are not providing any info
and that is rude that is not how u pull
795k for accomodation is crazy wtf
oh im litteraly almost 6 ft and im over 200 lbs
I agree
can you take mk1 on missions
do i have no embed perms
Hey I got a question
time to grind CEO crates it's gonna be really fun
i dont know what level u have to be but yeah no perms
Can we do a pokemon trivia
i hate
That sounds dumb
i mean i dabble in pokemon
Wanna bet
yeah
I beat anyone at pokemon
my saves got curropted
i own one but all my pokemon saves got curropted so i lost all my progress
I shall challenge you when you are finally back to where you were at
im to lazy i use pokemon showdown now
What
That's so mid
I use sigma psp 3ds and switch
Built different
@little cairn I'm a chill guy
Ight goodnight guys
No
I think everyone is dead
Yes
Wow
I didn't put any
black coffee for me, no sugar on it, sugar
Ok boys
No we only serve tea
ok, then tea with honey, honey
Nice
One tea with honey
Free
No problem guys
best coffee ever!
marry me!
No meeeee he's my mind
He's literally my mind
My name is Mike 2
So my mind is married to me
I can marry you too, I'll have two Mikes
Anyone know why i cant fast teleport to maze bank during merge ?
Let's do it
WAIT WHAT

Mike your my mind
U also let's do it
I am finna gonna have 2 wives
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I'm a man too, but we can handle it
I miss her
My grandma
Its ok
If it helps I lost mine
She passed away last year
Sorry to hear that โฎ๏ธ
I lost my keys the other day if that helps too
Pfftt
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Hello chat
I can be a bitch some times
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But who's winning you or your counterpart gogeta
Hmm it's debatable
its like you've discovered how stickers work for the first time
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Btw dose any know when we get a new prize car?
thursday
No I mean Gogeta might win a 1v1 if he uses soul punishment I think that'd what it's called
why is only the auto shop in La Mesa at a huge discount rn?
none of the others are, only this one
Bcz every property is rn
1.34 M instead of 1.92 M
Only high properties
not every property, only this auto shop, all other auto shops are at regular price
oh, so you mean only the most expensive ones are on sale?
Every type of property i mean
is it any good this one?
seems to be the most expensive, but I never had it at that location so I don't know
Only the expensive ones
What did you guys think if the new update btw
not always the most expensive is the best location though
Garbage
Fairs
I think it's not too bad, having fun with those new missions
If ur arcade is there then ig
Location doesn't matter for autoshop
I guess I will eventually grow bored after doing them a few times
The only good thing about it is the new viper
but it's still a cool way to make money
You mean the factory ?
I don't have nor plan to have arcade
yeah
Ngl casino is goated
jobs are fun to do
U gonna miss georgina
Bru
I prefer to buy a penthouse and have Mrs. Baker, mmmm
Ah I see u got taste
Ms baker>>>>>>
righteo
Bro got catfish
I was looking for her irl but couldn't find her
Idk
I would marry her too
It's actually good
AND Imani...
Ayo
๐ซฅ๐ซฅ๐ซฅ๐ซฅ๐ซฅ๐
Bro trying to pull
two different courses, both equally tasty
nah, one at a time
@velvet lodge I am not the only one lost in the sauce
Nah
Bro is freaky ๐
clearly
I'm planning on proposing to @pino as well
I'm waiting when you see em holla
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Stupid autocorrect
Okay Andrew Tate
We fighting for em
nah, I propose first, I win
Ima tap miss baker cus she about to bake a batch of mikes
Bro im already married to pino
performance wise there's obviously no difference between a playstation that's either white, black, purple or whatever other color you could think of
she better get baking cuz she's missing some cakes back there...
now that's something even i didn't know
Nah we doing forsome
I paid ur parents to force our marriage
you didn't get the memo?
like i said performance wise there's no difference
Wdym
wow
no
I actually don't know
ah you mean the roles
I'll come rescue you from this forced marriage and take you to a private island
Nooo
ps5 = wwhite PS logo PS4 = colored logo
Let me tap
last time i checked no
Oh nah ๐
Bro going to epstein
Is the monkey go go blista a pegasus or personal vehicle
Bru you make Trevor Phillips look like a saint ๐
I got an 86% winrate in arena war, damn
Nah more like Eddie low
it's a personal vehicle
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Im skill lvl 15 rn, 83 wins away
I'm still curious are you a girl?
Cus if not I'm not tapping
big dick energy
i wanted to go for the space docker till i figured it was a pegasus vehicle
then i gave up
like i said, last time i checked; no i wasn't
Powerhouse
for the right price everyone is
Did u get monkey blisterverpakking?
Blista
Tf is autocorrect

LDS
nah i didn't
don't even got the taxi
You had to offer me 10 PS 5 and 10M
Me when blisterverpakking
Lmao, u can use it for taxi business tho
Little dick syndrome
I only got to know this from cody rhodes
i had to do taxi work for an award for the tier 4 of drug wars and it was even worse than the 100 acid resupplies
you were about to tap me before!
Bumblebee
Because it's bromance
GAY

Im almost done with tier 4 arena war and tier 4 ulp
Tier 4 ulp is kinda hard
arena war tier 4
you got balls

Yeah
it's all pretty easy up to the mission with the jugs
Paper trail
just remember not to buy armor
I use my green card
cuz that also counts as your health
Yk my greencard
No but we have gow remastered
Cap
tier 4 for ULP missions? what gives?
My green card is goblin
The is hell if ?
Goblin these nuts around your face
Wukong fortnite?
Michael Sessanta?
Hoodie
So if u buy armor u fail when u lose all armor
unless they've changed that from when career progress released yes
where do you get information about what you need to do for each tier?
I know only about this last DLC, you can get that FIB bitch car for free in tier 4, but I don't know how hard it would be
HEY GUYS
For paper trail, the vid used a parachute, i did the exact same and fell to my death cuz no chute
Whens is gta 6 gonna be released
The trailer or game
Oh
Wait he Uploaded
I didn't get a noti
Lucia
Yall watch tgg?
No
No
Well no we're just texting in vipeeaus discord
you can try to either buy one before the mission or get into a flying vehicle beforehand, check your weaponwheel in the mission to see if you've got one and in most missions you can access the waepon store
I been here 4 years, never watch that mf in those years
I am still tryna figure how he made his hairline comeback
U can use a deluxo in those missions?
GET OUT!!!!
b2b pc cayo anyone?
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im unsure, i'd assume no
Tf they gonna do? Ban me?
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I use a karuma
tho i always used my kuruma just to be sure
Mods
the only thing I watch now is my watch, which says I prolly need to go to bed...
Ban him and destroy his house
the smart thing to do
that's so real
U don't have to
Its almost 4am for me
Ded
Bro get some sleep
The Australian government found out
The tier 4, original heists didnt count my ps4 progress for some reason
Sleep in 2025?
Impossible
bruh anyone tryna b2b pc?
it didnt count any of my ps3 nor ps4 progress as well
it's sad
Ukraine
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?
So i got to do all elites again
Do it before I sing the skibidi slicers song
Sigma sigma on the wall
Who is the skibidiest of them all?
Are you sick of me?
Would you like to be?
I'm trying to tell you something
Something that I already said
You like a pretty boy
With a pretty voice
Who is trying to sell you something
Something that you already have
Hardest part is finding a crew for og elites
Fine then I'll delete fight club
i'd say finding a crew isn't the hard part
Tyler was also in love ๐คทโโ๏ธ
it's finding competent people that makes it rather difficult
Fuck a crew
you have to walk?
I did most of them in one go back in the day
Idc just sleep boi
in 2015 people actually used their mics 
Bru what the fuc
Mfs tried pb elite for 9 hours, one guy left, i joined and we did it first try
9 hours on PB
Bro I will ill smack you with tea in a minutes
sourcing 50 crates of the same type considering the cooldown solo takes ages man
With what
it's great just use AP pistol
and remember its only the finale that needs to be done pistols only
Sure
saves a lot of time when you read properly 
Hey
Whole crew can only use pistols?
I'll smack you with sugma
pretty sure yeah, i did it with my brother and forced him to use his pistol as well to be 100% sure we wouldn't fail
Ngl i love playing og heists more than anything
mate, i'm sure you're giggling right now and all but it's genuinely annoying
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anyway should i buy a large ceo warehouse? i only own a small
honestly depends
hangar is better compared to anything crate and cargo related
will you actively source?
What do you have
like in terms of businesses..or
yeah
Business
should i buy a salvage yard or an agency
Agency
i own every business except for the document forgery one
then absolutely, if you got enough for 2 then buy a second large warehouse close to the other one to park your terrobyte in between to do 2 warehouses at once
alr
Ayo
one fills up in about 4 hours or so if you warp your crates into the warehouse
unless
also patched that
Tell Mike to sugma balls
guess ill test that tomorrow
@ivory lintel
goodnight 
can u source while the technician is also sourcing?
yeah
@mike sugma balls son
i got 60m so i can def buy two
then buy 5
what i personally do is send them out to source and then work on sourcing myself too, then after 48 minutes i get between 1-3 crates per technician with a 1% chance of a special item
then repeat
start from the southest one near the docks, and go up in a line, but all those in a row
this way you can also send all workers to source in a matter of a couple of mins
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just fly to each other with MK2, but even driving between them it's fast
then you can park terrobyte anywhere in the middle of all of them
which warehouses are the best?
I like the ones in the south, close to the docks, so when you eventually take mixed goods to the docks it's a short drive
alright i'll buy that one first
it's called Cypress Warehouses, that's the southest one
then you can go up and buy the next right after it
in a straight line up
"wholesale furniture"
then the one above it, "logistics depot"
then Darnell Bros
if you want a fifth, you can buy either Walker & Sons at Banning or the one in west Vinewood
Won't it be gay?
Ok
This games trolling me istg
Why the fuck do I have to take the vip to Sandy shores when there's a hospital half a mile away
Sandy shores is cheap
That's why
I thought they said the VIP distances were made closer...
at least there's no speed limit now!
Plus maybe the vip's insurance doesn't work in the hospital half a mile away
So that's why
There is 100mph
for me ig cuz just now drove too fast and the dumbass just jumped out at 100mph
I've heard VIP doesn't spook about speed anymore
They do the speed limits been increased
"fixing" that feature was a total dick move, Rockstar...
why would they be so bothered about us finding a way to avoid those stupid VIP missions?
aren't there more important bugs to fix?
For real
Like god mode glitches, orb spams etc
when you approach her in the warehouse?
Yup
when you bump her and she says "for real?" or "right here?"
Mike's my adopted son
I usually don't bump her..

I'm a simp...le man
I'm gonna go broke buying all these 18k crates
December 17th trailer 2 or February
whered that conclusion come from
DMs
Yes I'm an insider and that is correct
Yes I'm an insider and that is correct
im also a insider and can confirm he aint lying
Ko bro lil put the bag in the fries
Iโm gonna touch u @floral apex
Which one first? Milk, Cereal or Bowl?
Milk bowl cereal
Spot on!
If u put milk before cereal stfu bro ๐ญ๐๐๐
uh..money?
Not if I touch you first
Letโs touch each other
nope
Dam
What Business?
either it's bunker or special warehouse
3 mc business and bunker
Oh I thought u sold at once lmao
and hangar but sourcing those crates took me a while
@loud rune bro what
I'm doing CEO crates rn and I'm so bored
i hate sourcing ngl
of any type
Ong
@floral apex ily
passive businesses so u can have some fun
but imma get like 3m profit once I'm finished so ig it's worth it
Funnily enough pouring your milk before your cereal is supposed to stop your cereal from getting soggy fast or smth
Frrrrrrr
yeah after how long
takes ages
Passive businesses only ftw 
Fr i sell full businesses at night in a full lobby

easy money if u choose the lobby ur selling in correctly
is bro regarded
Been 2 or so hours still at 17%
Is who regarded lol

I'm totally not being held against my will by rockstar
@halcyon juniper bag the in fries the put lil orb
sign in
terrorbyte mct
resupply
afk and touch grass
come back and sell in an appropriate lobby
my bunker takes like a million resupplies to become fully stocked
crazy work
Finally cargobob mk2
i once delivered a bike not knowing the other 3 had been destroyed
sale done
1 of 4 delivered
full counterfeit gone
wait should i fill up my large ceo warehouse? i heard ghost raids exist..so
Does anyone know if you can own 2 car warehouses
Only 1 vehicle warehouse per character
Ok thank you
Just keep under 77
Raids can be triggered at 78 or 79? I know 77 should be fine.
Yeah just keep at 76 or 77
Thanks. I thought 78 might be fine.
Better to be safe than sorry
Was hoping someone might know.
Thanks
Np
r the raids that hard?
yo anyone here
My understanding is raids are triggered at 75% capacity not crates. Also if its over 75% there is a 4 or 5 hour window before the raid happens.
No, they're ghost raids, you don't get a notification until you've already lost product
check media boys
I bought my brother a copy of GTA 5 just to do the apartment heists
Its a travesty you need randoms if you dont have proper buddies/brothers
Is there only 1 location for project breakaway
Did anyone else get Pavels tank top without completing the career progress for it? Because I have it for some reason
alr thanks
No
Its the ghost raids that is the issue
U will get raided without u knowing and will lose all ur product
I hadn't heard of that, but I know the amounts for MC businesses are around 71.4% of full stock. For special cargo warehouses, I think the idle timer is 5 hours if you have the security upgrade. I just couldn't remember if 78+ meant 78 or more or just more than 78. When I checked my notes, I realized it's 78 or more, so 77 is safe.
This how u know rockstar is a shit company
How u release a trailer and donโt say shit for a year
Can raids happen if you arent CEO?
Huh?
They released trailer 1 of gta 6 and then never said shit
What r they suppose to say?
I lowkey have a feeling the guy who hacked gta 6 leaks with a fire stick was a rockstar plant
I don't like to believe that a billion dollar company let the most anticipated game of the decade just get leaked like that by someone
Marketing
Exactly
Anyone knows how to get gold or diamonds in casino heist?
Diamonds are only available during special event
The guy was a marketing plant or some shit
Gold u can get random
The guy was a plant
ohh i see
I know
They are in control of everything
Ok
R* will leak info themselves sometimes or even bait us with false info that we'd believe it's real at the time
Yup
If anything a billion dollar company needs to fix their game breaking glitches and anti ban system
Enforcement is a joke how someone gets banned for a modded car that they bought from someone in LSCM but someone in godmode can rule an entire session and not get any form of strike
Just find it ridiculous
That's not important tho
Removing content from the game and adding stuff with slight changes is what get the fans excited ๐๐
I gladly didn't participate
Imagine what they would do for a car๐คฃ
20 trillion for a patrol boat ๐๐๐
I'd rather do first and last dose for a free virtue
That's more useful than that piece of shit
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Lmao
I suppose I can see doing these things now being beneficial at the start of gta 6 online
There was a theory that they'll make online similar to RP where you choose what path your character can choose
Like a criminal or police
Would be kinda cool but idk how they would implement such a thing without greifers or someone finding a way to exploit
Interesting
Just release gta 6
yeah dw i'll release it next week
Quick question
If I bought a nightclub closer to the city can I trade in my old nightclub and keep the upgrades?
No you have to buy the Upgrades again
Rockstar is just trolling again, not surprised.
Does that apply to every business? Having to buy upgrades if you relocated the business
Yes
Well i forgot to say good morning today
Bcz I never slept in the first place
But whatever
Good morning, world! ๐ I'm so ready to take on this day. The sun is shining โ๏ธ, and I'm feeling inspired. What are you all up to today? Let's make it a great one! Don't forget to smile. ๐ #goodmorning #inspiration #positivevibes
is it better to get arcade for casino or save up for kosatka because rn i donโt have a reliable money making method
R u gonna reply to my good morning message or just ignore it?
sorry iโm actually blind in my left ear i didnโt see it
good morning european or american lad from australia
Oh my bad
Here
๐คโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐ซต๐ค๐
Thanks
oh okay good morning
Good morning
It's suspicious all the numbers in the images rockstar has posted all equal to 17.
(At least 6 of them do, anyways.)
Possible 17th for trailer 2? ๐ค
for me itโs afternoon thatโs why i didnโt reply
so is it better to save for kosatka or buy arcade
I need anything.
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Kosatka
okay how to get 1.5 million quickly
Has way higher profit margins I'm pretty sure.
do Cluckin Bell 3 times. Total 3 hours
Good afternoon ๐
1 hour cool down + 1 hour set up
6 hours
i donโt have that time ๐ญ๐ญ
Kostaka
:/
There's not really any better way unless you wanna spend more time grinding crates just to get griefed.
would a fine gentlemen such as yourself like to help me perchsnce
Ur platform?
pc
Ah rip
I'm on Xbox. for now anyways. lol
i had a stakxed ps4 account bur they charge so much for ps+
PC decided to die.
oh mb saw the pc thing hah
I love how sony ponies always say "my exclusives and prices are better!!!!1!1!"
Even EA has better prices. Lmao
I haven't heard anyone say that
wait how much do dax missions pay out
Eh, I always see it on Facebook and Reddit. Then again it's always 12 year olds who think they're so rich because they're parents buy them their games. :P
Facebook ๐ญ
20k per iirc. That's how much I got paid. I got a free virtue at the end though
do i do them or cluckin bell
I like using it to argue with old people online about "he's hacking ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ ban him"
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Cluckin Bell lol. It's not even a contest.
They're very gullible. 
why do none of my irl mates have pcs
I dunno lol. They're expensive
thatโs fair but then they pull out ps5s with 100 games
can you play online on xbox 360
can it even run gta
yes :)
i used to have one but then red ring of death
if i complete a mission and save, it restarts from the first mission my hard drive has problems :D
oh
i wanted to try it out
The days of flexing a chrome adder..
in cluckin bell, do all people get 500k
yo is the enus jubilee good? i just got it from the ls car meet
Not being able to get the Navy โFIBโ jacket with yellow letters is sad days.

Only host
what do the workers get
50k ish
thatโs sad
Which got buffed? The Moble ops center or the terrorbyte?
you can now add new upgrades to the terrorbyte in the garment factory garage
if i call lester and cancel diamond casino heist, will there be a cooldown or can i start a new one immediatly ?

Immediately
whatโs the quickest way to make 150k
Autoshop car lift+bunker truck sale+vehicle cargo+mc clubhouse bike delivery
i have literally none of those
More like 40-60
thanks chat
But the payout is insane
What do u even have?
mc and counterfeit cash ๐ญ๐ญ
itโs a new character
Yeah goodluck
thanks iโm doing cluckin bell so i can get kosatka
Oh yeah I just finished my 5th Cayo Perico run
I might've used up the last of my life's luck
Got the Pink Diamond 3 times in a row
Join someone's heist
iโve tried dw
@high chasm u can do 2x and 3x jobs
oh yeah what are the bonuses this week
Not worried. Just seemed like the most obvious answer.
okay sorry
2x on Stockpile [Returning Mode]
Stockpile
If u were on ps4 I would have just hosted u a casino
Which platform?
pc
I can hop on and run a $2m Cayo for you if you are free
Typical gta online job experience
Fr
iโm down in like 5 minutes
Ok
thank you man

Wlc
where u even get 15 mins from
i forgor to read that bit
a shame
i woud have played it over w'end, i like stockpile
too late now
he's excluding the initial setups i assume
From start to finish it's like 40-60 minutes
Great payout for a roughly an hour of work
Why is jodi kinda......
Iโm gonna come to u guys ok
looks more like typical gta clickbaiter talk
GET 500K iIN 15 MINS!!!!!!!!!!!
Its like me saying I get $1.5m in 15 minutes when i was nightclub/bunker afking 
I have measured the amount of time it took
Rip
MCT and the silent running and lock on jammer r good
Silent running hides ur blip?
MCT is basically mobile arcade mct?
And lock on jammer is pretty useless
Ok gotcha
Meh
@bleak moon dms
Yeah
Mhm
hides blip as long as you're stationary
you're also otr while stopped and in the back of the truck, even though it won't look like it
it could be funsies for ambushes
If you Roam In Public alot, yes
Can you buy someoneโs car in the ls car meet?
Yes
Can you buy it at any price or is it the default price
I mean you get a copy of their car and not actually their car ๐
You'll have to pay for the base price plus any additional upgrade the car has
Damn
Eg Neo costs 2M but with upgrades it can cost you over 3M
Ok
Wait for part 2
what did you expect at this point, another casino sized update?
Atleast another Cayo perico
it's gonna end just like the previous games and platforms did
no fanfare
expect any further dlcs to be similarly sized
i really doubt there will be "one big last one"
Actually I didn't expect anything
But I didn't know they were gonna disappoint with the vehicles too
Ok
very small dlc for cars for sure
unless they're streaming additional cars with part 2
If the drip feed cars are part of part 2 then meh
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ofc its always possible that this is it and part2 is just the additional missions
There's been some good additions to creator with this update
ya
tho thats not gonna concern most players directly
i havent checked exactly what they patched for hornymann contracts but is it just garage access is now fully blocked or just certain vehicles?
"Hornyman contracts"
It's fully blocked now, also can't use jester wide body even though it's a tuner
Tried to see if it had any hidden extras recently

