🚔┃gta-discussion

[hexed pelican]

Nice

How long do u grind

Per day

[wicked geode]

My method rn is cayo union depository contract then cayo then ud

[wicked geode]

10+hrs

Its alot

But

[hexed pelican]

Jeez

[wicked geode]

Most of time i dont even do cayo

[hexed pelican]

K

[wicked geode]

I do like 4-5 a day but other times i js chill

[hexed pelican]

Why not contract

[wicked geode]

I did

For like a week

Did 3 a day

[hexed pelican]

Ok

[wicked geode]

I got burnt out

[hexed pelican]

K

[wicked geode]

Its js the cayo setups im bored of

The hiest is decent ig

[hexed pelican]

I know. Could they add more

Or even change the hiest a bit

[velvet lodge]

i promise cayo has been changed plenty of times

its good as it is

[vocal carbon]

#bringback2020cayo

[ivory lintel]

Agree

[distant yew]

true, i dread doing them but the heist itself is not bad and but after doing it for a bit, it gets a bit easy

[rugged spruce]

yo yooo

[rugged spruce]

FOR REWL

[vocal carbon]

dread reference

[rugged spruce]

PEPE

[wicked geode]

Frrr

[brisk nacelle]

any1 know what are the best mc bussines to do? buy and sell

[velvet lodge]

this is the order of best to worst

cocaine, meth, counterfeit cash, weed, document forgery

[brisk nacelle]

Thank you

[velvet lodge]

you're welcome

[rugged spruce]

coke

[distant yew]

sometimes i be thinking how much easier it would be for me if gta was crossplay, then remember how quickly it would get ruined

[wicked geode]

Got to 38 mill but i js customized a car and shi

Got an imani tech car

Selling acid in public session

Oh no

This isnt gonna go well at all

[rugged spruce]

anyone online on ps5 rn

i’m doing the special missions in my ceo and randoms are awful

[keen knoll]

If you got better money making methods, it's fair to just buy mc supplies and just do those other methods but if you keep doing that then all it would mean is your mc businesses will just eat away at your profits. I personally cannot recommend paying for something you could do for free but we all have our own ways of playing.

[austere elk]

Hot take but 2020 cayo ruined the game’s grinding aspect

[vocal carbon]

definitely

but it was so perfect

[austere elk]

Fr

So OP

[vocal carbon]

about to resort to getting randoms to help sell my businesses

[hallow apex]

Does anyone want to do cayo 15% or 20% if u help with setups

[wicked geode]

Setups are easy

Not even worth giving someone 5% more to help

😂😂😂😂

[hallow apex]

Ik

[wicked geode]

4 setups left on mine

When im done the hiest im goin off

Cos its gonna be 11:30pm by then probably

[hallow apex]

Ok

[burnt iron]

Can anyone help on the ramp buggy mission?

[wicked geode]

Setups done

Cant even do my hiest tonight

Nobody’s replying

Ffs man

[tired abyss]

How do you get the shock baton?

[hallow apex]

@wicked geode I can join if u need

[wicked geode]

Xbox

…

[hallow apex]

Oh

[wicked geode]

🤦‍♂️

[hallow apex]

I'm on ps

[wicked geode]

Ik

[hallow apex]

Mb

Have a nice day bye

[wicked geode]

😂

Lol

Think ive found sm1

Idk if there good

But we see

[velvet lodge]

try asking here #🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5

[hallow apex]

Ok

[wicked geode]

Did it

[kind goblet]

How much has everyone made from the acid lab this week I’m sitting just shy of $6 million

[rugged spruce]

omg randoms suck

[rugged spruce]

around 4-5 mil, i haven’t had much time this week but that’s the best i’ve gotten

[vocal carbon]

started the day at 600k ending the day on 6.8 million🙏

[kind goblet]

How?

[vocal carbon]

magic

[kind goblet]

that’s some insane grinding

[vocal carbon]

real

sold 50 hanger crates for 2.8 and my bunker for 1.something

then acid lab once or twice

[dark river]

Any1 free rn?

[kind goblet]

did you sell crates public?

[vocal carbon]

always

[ivory torrent]

Then how come you got 2.8M? Did you choose lower-bonus crates?

I've sold 50 Narcotics in a public once & got 3.7M

[vocal carbon]

i did 25 narcotics 25 chemicals

[kind goblet]

Is it possible to actually make 3.7 million?

[vocal carbon]

maths might be crazy wrong tbf

[ivory torrent]

Ah right

[velvet lodge]

22 mil so far

gta + moment

[ivory torrent]

I made an impressive amount too

Being

$0

[velvet lodge]

sucks to suck

2 hours to produce a full lab is a joke

[vocal carbon]

i have no idea how you do it my acid lab takes years to max out

[velvet lodge]

with gta+ its done within 2 hours

1 and a half if boosted

[vocal carbon]

i have gta+ and it still feels like it takes years

[kind goblet]

Takes 3 hours with upgrades and boost without gta+

[ivory torrent]

On the other hand @velvet lodge I got 339/360 Nightclub crates gonna let it fill up 100% for the first time in history

[velvet lodge]

full nc

[ivory torrent]

Yes

[velvet lodge]

scary

[ivory torrent]

And guess in what kinda lobby I'm gonna sell it

[kind goblet]

Bad sport

[ivory torrent]

Almost

PC public lobby

Same thing honestly

[vocal carbon]

insanity

[kind goblet]

[velvet lodge]

within a nanosecond there's at least 3 modders onto you

[ivory torrent]

Ngl I have to grow some balls & start selling publicly more often

[kind goblet]

I need a better sell vehicle for my nightclub the pounder is horrible

Can’t turn for shit in it

[ivory torrent]

Well since I have 180+ crates I'm gonna get the Pounder nonetheless

Oh well

[vocal carbon]

i hate it with a passion

[ivory torrent]

How much are you willing to bet I'll get blown up during the sale?

[kind goblet]

Same only good thing is you can get missiles

[vocal carbon]

alot

[kind goblet]

My house

[ivory torrent]

Ait

[kind goblet]

You gonna make like 1.9 million with a full nightclub

[ivory torrent]

Rip my 360/360 crates

[kind goblet]

That was quick

[ivory torrent]

That's the standard value if you sell by yourself, public lobby cab make it up to 2.7M

[ivory torrent]

No I'm saying it in advance lol

[kind goblet]

Oh

[ivory torrent]

We'll see

Those few times I did sell in a public I only got a griefer on me once and I left the lobby quickly

[vocal carbon]

i got griefed 3 times in a row on a 1m nightclub sale like yesterday or the day before

[ivory torrent]

F

[kind goblet]

Last time I sold my nightclub the guy couldn’t hit my truck with his mk2 and he went in front of me and I just launched a missile at him and blew him up

[ivory torrent]

Just 12 more hours and my nightclub is filled to the brim

[ivory torrent]

Deserved

[kind goblet]

How can you miss a target that big

[ivory torrent]

Low skilled, lower skilled, that guy

[kind goblet]

frfr

[ivory torrent]

Just $110,000 more value to add in my Nightclub rn

And then I can sell it

Either I'll end up with $2,797,250 or $0, nothing in between

[kind goblet]

I need to figure out what to buy next I basically have everything I need

[vocal carbon]

im just saving all my money for the next dlc

unless i randomly want to buy a car or something

[rugged spruce]

besties

i got the vigilante

[vocal carbon]

is it salmon pink

[ocean hawk]

How much money you get per full acid sale??

I got 4 bars and it says 600k

Not bad ngl

[ocean hawk]

Would be funny if some tryhard with modded acc decides to orb your truck ☠️

[ivory torrent]

Yeah was thinking that, one orb strike & it's game over

[ocean hawk]

The chances of you getting orbed while in a sale mission are very low

Ppl cannot lock on with missiles so I'd say as soon as you get close to the sell area go ghost

And pray a Raiju doesn't follow you

[flint shale]

Does anyone know if it’s possible to park the kosatka in the canals on ps5? So it’s faster than having to park it in the ocean

[ocean hawk]

Just beach it

[rugged spruce]

it is indeed

[flint shale]

So it won’t cause any problems

[ocean hawk]

If you are using a sparrow it should not cause issue

[ivory lintel]

Yes

[flint shale]

I use opressor mk2

[ocean hawk]

Mmm... I think it could work if you park the oppressor on the missile holes and use the back hatch to get in perhaps

Test it in a private lobby if you want to

Or just put it in the canal

Whatever you want

[wintry heron]

Hey is the ghosts event over

was very busy and couldn't get on GTA for the past few weeks

[silver spade]

do yall know how to unlock livery's for the hotring sabre?

[ocean hawk]

How many pics of UFOs you gotta take? I've taken 2 so far

[limber kettle]

Fellas which one is better, Weaponized Tampa or Vigilante?

[ocean hawk]

Depends on the use imo

Tampa can be very useful for some missions, same as the vigilante. Really depends on you

[sacred elbow]

Should I make my alkonost hot pink or orange?

[unborn bronze]

Vigilante

The Weaponized Tampa will need ALOT of time to Research in your Bunker to make it good

[willow sky]

Is weaponized tampa even worth it?

[slender forge]

anyone tryna play on ps5

[fallow mural]

Hey @slender forge, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542

[fluid sail]

Does anyone know were all possible mission locations are for the cayo perico hiest and if so could you send me a list in dms

[limber kettle]

Is Tampa explosion proof?

[limber kettle]

1 for Vigil.

[fluid sail]

Does anyone know were all possible mission locations are for the cayo perico hiest and if so could you send me a list in dms

[willow sky]

Youtube guide

[ocean hawk]

ohhh forgot about this small detail

yeah get the vigilante

[unborn bronze]

1 Rocket and it goes poof

[ocean hawk]

same with vigilante too

[unborn bronze]

It is IF you have all the Research

Vigilante can take a few rockets

3-4 I think

[willow sky]

I think like 3 yea

Vigilante only con is the body size

[unborn bronze]

Weaponzied Tampa is a glass cannon

[willow sky]

It’s a bit annoying to drive

[limber kettle]

Me when only have 2 Tampa upgrade:

[willow sky]

The tampa has rockets?

[limber kettle]

I need the damn Armor

[unborn bronze]

It does but it's not Homing

[willow sky]

Pointless

[unborn bronze]

It only has the strong Dual Minigun

That's about it

[willow sky]

Doesn’t it have bombs on the back too

[unborn bronze]

Which you need to Research for it ofc

[willow sky]

Are those any good?

[limber kettle]

Mortar ?

[unborn bronze]

Mortars, bad.

[willow sky]

Yea

[limber kettle]

Idk sounds useless.

[willow sky]

Lol yikes

[limber kettle]

The only thing that ever get behind is the NPC.

[willow sky]

Unfortunately you need to go to LFG

[ocean hawk]

I thought the vigilante could only take 1 rocket

ive destroyed it with 1 railgun shot

[limber kettle]

As far as my noob knowledge goes it didnt even explosive proof.

[willow sky]

While I’ve been in the vigilante I’ve shot rockets that also hit me and it didn’t explode right away. Not sure if other people rockets would work differently

[neon solstice]

Yup

[ocean hawk]

one thing is, vigilante has accurate rockets

maybe same accuracy as toreador

[willow sky]

Better

[ocean hawk]

the tampa is kinda underrated imo

[limber kettle]

Then it is decided, getting Vigil then Toreador.

[willow sky]

Ah, I just tested it. Vigilante does take 1 rocket

[ocean hawk]

its useful for certain missions

[unborn bronze]

I might be wrong but it takes less rockets if there's no one driving it

[willow sky]

No, I was inside of it. 1 rocket

[unborn bronze]

It kinda is since it takes very long to Research its upgrades

[wintry heron]

is cluckin bell raid always gonna be 500k when you replay it?

[willow sky]

Yes

[neon solstice]

Yes

[limber kettle]

Yes.

[wintry heron]

hell yeah

[ocean hawk]

one mission where it works well is one of the autoshop robberies where you gotta stop an MOC by shooting it a lot

[wintry heron]

how long's the cooldown though

[willow sky]

48 mins

[neon solstice]

48min

[ocean hawk]

just spam the dual minigun and bam easy mission

[wintry heron]

no need to replay setup right

[willow sky]

Yes you do

[wintry heron]

fuck

[willow sky]

Still considerably good money

[ocean hawk]

idk

for the amount of time that you gotta invest to set it up it aint worth it imo

[neon solstice]

It's good for beginners

[ocean hawk]

Ive only done it once and i did it for the easy money

and first timers get 250K extra or 100k more

[willow sky]

Doesn’t it take less than 45 mins to finish the whole thing?

[neon solstice]

That's the time it takes to do cayo, and you get over double

[ocean hawk]

if you know the routes and ways to finish it it should take like 10-15 minutes

[willow sky]

Well, while cayo is on cooldown it’s good no?

Or is there better

[neon solstice]

Cluckin bell take 40min to 1hr

[neon solstice]

There's better

[ocean hawk]

I meant the final mission

[willow sky]

what do you recommend during cayo cooldown?

[ocean hawk]

restock acid lab

[willow sky]

no, the whole thing

[neon solstice]

Casino and businesses

[limber kettle]

You could do Dr. Dre contract while waiting cayo cooldown.

[ocean hawk]

other businesses

check NC if you own one

[willow sky]

Hmm ok, guess I’ve been doing it wrong

[wintry heron]

is there cuts i can manage in cluckin bell raid if i had members or does everyone get 500k by default

[neon solstice]

Only host gets 500k

[wintry heron]

oh damn

[livid charm]

Imagine if there was a Mercedes CLR in GTA online and when you hit top speed there’s a chance it’ll go airborne

[fluid sail]

Cant find any that name them all only speedrun ones

[willow sky]

Is it to jobwarp?

[fluid sail]

Yes but I don't like relying on other people's jobs and I make my own as others sometimes get removed off the map

[fluid sail]

.

[willow sky]

Check out beatsdown youtube channel. He might’ve dropped a video about it or could be in the links under description

[fluid sail]

He only make a vid on speedrun locations I dont need a guide how to set them up I just need the actual location off every possible mission location for plasma cutter, cutting torch, weapons, and longfin

[willow sky]

not sure man, reddit could have it possibly. keep researching

[ocean hawk]

wow that sucks

so clucking bell is a solo thing then

basically like autoshop contracts

[rocky flower]

Hey yall i couldnt find anyone with this problem so im typing this here in hope of finding an answer

when i play gta online with my friend he just starts teleporting and then i get kicked out of the sesion and when i start doing a heist i get like half through the heist and the game just kicks me out of the heist ( happens only on Pc )

[unborn bronze]

Sounds like one of you or both are having very bad internet

[rocky flower]

Its probably me then

but idk i play on ps5 just fine i have never been kicked out there

[little ferry]

where's the new week's gta news? I only see the one from October 3rd

[unborn bronze]

The Mods are busy sleeping

[unborn bronze]

It's one of you ig, from what you describe is literally internet issues since I've experienced it

[ocean hawk]

Eh this week is not very good anyways

Only good thing about it has to be double money on acid sell missions

[unborn bronze]

That's still good

[velvet lodge]

It's a pretty amazing week

[ocean hawk]

Discounts wise it ain't good for me 😅

So far I've only invested in businesses

Today I upgrade my coke business as well as the acid lab

I'm not sure about what business buy next, I don't even own an office yet

[velvet lodge]

What do you have so far

[ocean hawk]

MC club house, coke business, salvage yard, apartment and acid lab

First purchase was the salvage yard because I thought it was profitable + I thought we were able to keep some of the cars after certain robberies but I guess they reversed that thing

[vocal carbon]

you can keep them sometimes its just once every few weeks that you get to claim one

[velvet lodge]

dont count on it tho we only had about 5 since that shit released

[prime needle]

Hey anyone what's new in gta this week?

[velvet lodge]

have you looked on youtube yet

[wicked geode]

Morning guys

[languid mountain]

Anyone fleeca heist ?

[wicked geode]

😭😭

[velvet lodge]

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4

try looking there

[velvet lodge]

hi

[wicked geode]

Heyy

Whats everyone up to?

[velvet lodge]

considering we're the only 2 i'd say gta

[wicked geode]

😂😂

[unborn bronze]

[wicked geode]

Im downstairs rn but im boutta go hop on

[wicked geode]

Bro was bush camping this whole time 😭

[vocal carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-good-morning-cat-cat-gif-26863818

[unborn bronze]

I am the hunter!

[wicked geode]

😂😂

[wicked geode]

Acid labs almost full

Swr ive made 5 mill off this in 2 days 😭😭

I sell it like 3 times a day

And i didnt sell for first 3 days as i was grinding out for the upgrade lol

[wintry heron]

what's a better investment chat? kosatka or agency

[wicked geode]

Kosatka

Ong

But

I do recommend getting an agency after

As the contract is rly fun for the first few times

[wintry heron]

yah i gotta get a penthouse or a yacht before buying that i guess

gotta impress frank

[velvet lodge]

yachts really arent worth it man

ive had it since they released and only used it once when the new missions released a few years ago

[fair sage]

anyone knows what method can use for AFK?

[unborn bronze]

Why a Yacht?

[wicked geode]

😂😂

[wicked geode]

Cos in the mission franklin gets impressed if u have a yacht and penthouse lol

He wants to impress

[unborn bronze]

Bruh

[wicked geode]

Fr

Who doesnt wanna impress franklin tho

[velvet lodge]

me

[wicked geode]

😂😂

Fe

Im gonna hop on gta in half hr sell acid and bunker then run a cayo

3.3 mill easy

Hopefully i get lucky with bunker vehicles

Cos nobodys online rn and LFG’s rnt rly helpful at 10:30am on a monday morning

[wicked geode]

Im gettin on gta bois

Bunkers almost full

[thorny ocean]

I made 65+ million from security contract 600 security contract done

[wicked geode]

Crazy

Acid lab sold

Easy

Imma go do cayo intel till my bunkers full

Then imma sell that then do cayo setups

Easy money

Need to make some money bk cos bought a car and the agency armory and vehicle workshop so

[thorny ocean]

Do a clucking bell raid?

Ufo 🛸 in sandy shore at satellite array

[wicked geode]

Cluckin bell is boring for only 500k man

Not even finale

Its the preps

[thorny ocean]

1 prep even between doing other stuff

[wicked geode]

Its the first 2 i cba with lol

I get touched by the same guy 5 times a day on cayo intel

😭😭😭

[wintry heron]

he mentions something along the lines of mp having a penthouse and a yacht iirc, me buying a pent and a yacht is just a joke lol

anyways

[languid mountain]

Any fastest way to farm money ? Heist?

[wicked geode]

Hehe

Yey

I love el rubio

Why do he always gotta get an extra stock on tequila

😭😭😭

Basement storage is empty😭😭

[unborn bronze]

Cayo Perico, Casino back and forth

[wicked geode]

EL rubio what the fuck

1 gold

….

R u taking the piss

There better be coke at airstrip ong

[languid mountain]

Need money for submarines. Thats why u need some heist

I need*

[wicked geode]

4 cash

….

This is a piss take

Lemme check airstrip

No coke

…

Do i js fuck the 100k and redo intel?

4 cash 1 gold 1 painting

[unborn bronze]

Pretty bad

[wicked geode]

Ik ill get tequila again but atleast 2 gold

Cmon

So do i redo intel?

[unborn bronze]

Up to you

[wicked geode]

Im gonna cos i dont even think ts enough for 2 bags

If it is its only a 1.2 mill take before cuts

So ill get 800k

I aint keen on ts

Omg

Im so glad i restarded it @unborn bronze

I got pink diamond

😍😍😍

2 gold basement

Omg

Omg

1 gold west

This is way better compaired to tequila 1 gold

Holy

To top it 1 gold north

Perfect fuckin hiest lads

If it makes a difference the signal box was on floor

😂😂

[unborn bronze]

Nice now steal em all

[wicked geode]

Frrr

Setup time

The worst part abt all this

There so quick and easy but boring lol

[wicked geode]

Setups done

Wait

I js did my setups in 20 mins….

Intel took a while tho

Since i had to do it twice

Ah

Now i spend the next 15 mins looking for a grabber

🤦‍♂️

[ivory lintel]

Might as well buy another console and tv/monitor to play on 2 accounts at the same time

[tepid whale]

I just got the podium car

It looks like someone stole it off the streets for some reason

[charred cliff]

yo guys how much money do I earn from crates since I got 15 in a small warehouse and I sell’ed it and I got 225k Dosent seem like slot

A lot

[wicked geode]

Did cayo

[wicked geode]

Frr

[wicked geode]

I got it too

Its ass

But hey ho

Anyway

[ivory lintel]

U need big warehouse

[wicked geode]

Sold acid lab 700k, Did cayo 1.7mill, sold bunker1 mill,

Acid labs almost full again tho

So w

After thats full and sold its cayo time again bois

38.5 mill

Back to were i was before i bought the car and shi

[tepid whale]

My laptop struggles to even load the map (I can see the sky through the ground) and gives like 2 frames per second

Ain't no way I can do anything close to that in 1 day

[wicked geode]

Yk smt i might actually do that

Atleast i dont have to worry abt looking for a grabber

😂😂😂

Ill use this xbox as the second when i get my new one

Lol

I gettin new gen but stayin old gen gta cos of friends and shi

[unborn bronze]

Buy a PC

[wicked geode]

Nope

Modders are weird

I am not gettin a pc

Hell nah

Cayo off cooldown in 5 mins

W

[pastel mauve]

How do I get the clone slasher to appear?

[kind goblet]

Mine has just randomly appeared at night time roughly the same time ufos are in the sky you will know it’s your clone as they are a blue dot try near the top of ls near the giant crane that’s where I found my last one

Doesn’t matter if it’s a public or private lobby

[wicked geode]

Pink diamond twice

In a row

Dubz

4 gold

Hard mode

Elite challenge

Wwwwww

Alr

I js gotta grab for sm1 else rq then there gonna grab for me

[lethal shore]

Who need money on your acc dm me

[wintry heron]

do i kill clone slasher with gun?

[wicked geode]

No do it with a golf club

[wintry heron]

Fr?

[ember fjord]

Yes, you can kill them with any weapon in the game. The only try attack you with melee weapons.

[main quiver]

I just expanded my CEO for a vehicle cargo. going to start my acid lab prep next!

[ocean hawk]

That was me yesterday, at first I didn't want to do first and last dose for the 4th time but damn that X2 on acid sell missions looked juicy asf

[wicked geode]

Fr

[ocean hawk]

Did you check every single airstrip option tho?

[wicked geode]

Yeah

I alr did that hiest

[ocean hawk]

Oh ok

[wicked geode]

Im doin another in a sec

Lol

[ocean hawk]

Aight bet

[wicked geode]

Pink diamond 3 gold hard mode

When i re did that intel i got pink diamond 3 gold lol

[ocean hawk]

Gawd dayum

Yeah but sucks that they punish ppl that grind with the lowest amount of loot per heist

Getting tequila over and over is stupid

[wicked geode]

Ong

Last setup done

[ocean hawk]

Alright, good luck

[wicked geode]

Did cayo

1.9 mill

Almost 2 mill

[clear flicker]

Cayo Perico guards (outside El Rubio's compound) during The Cayo Perico Heist finale are broken.
They cannot hear my footsteps when I walk behind them.
However, one guard at the Main Dock could see through a concrete structure to see me swimming?
Guards can sometimes hear me shooting their nearby buddies with a suppressed weapon, stealing secondary target behind a wall, or burning a lock behind a wall.

[hollow tangle]

Unfortunate incident, had to search the corrupt business man on the Depository contract and ended up searching his nuts.

[ocean hawk]

Great profit!

[wicked geode]

I cant spin my wheel until 7pm 😭

[wicked geode]

Im on 41.4 mill once i sold my acid lol

[ocean hawk]

Yeah cayo guards have been sum else lately

I mean yeah suppressors irl do not mitigate the gunshot sound entirely but them hearing or seeing through shit makes it stupid

[ocean hawk]

You know the random drunk guard that appears in LS? You pull the golden gun key out of their ass 💪🏻

[hollow tangle]

I was slowly doing that, but then a modder gave me so much stuff, i didnt even notice.

[wintry heron]

wanted to sell my acid in public but im deathly terrified of these warthogs, jets and opmk2 flying on the map

[ocean hawk]

I think they cannot lock on to you with missiles

[wintry heron]

u fr?

[ocean hawk]

Oh wait nevermind I just googled it

They can lock onto you

How tf have I survived this long when doing missions I thought they couldn't lock onto you ☠️

One thing is, while in sale mission the bike can withstand a few missiles, gives you time to quit the session and redoing the mission again so use that to your advantage

[wintry heron]

so uhh

[wicked geode]

Fuckkkk

[wintry heron]

swapping sessions?

[wicked geode]

Last drop on acid and i drove it into a pool by accident

Ffs

I hate my life

Ong

Only got 579k

😭😭

[wintry heron]

how tf did you drop it into a pool

[ocean hawk]

Yeah basically

[wicked geode]

Drove it off a parking lot and for some reason theres a pool below

💀

[ocean hawk]

That sounds painful asf

Bike thinks they are a scramjet

[wintry heron]

https://discordapp.com/channels/722716210604671026/796411125536784467/1297946563770843228 had a successful acid delivery though

[wicked geode]

Cayo off cooldown so imma start it to get the hard mode but im not doin setups yet

[thorny ocean]

Nice

[wicked geode]

Gonna do setups now i think

[vocal hearth]

Is there a way to access photos from the game?

[ocean hawk]

Did you scope it out already?

[vocal hearth]

Like. Not in game but in files

Cuz my damn screenshot button does not work and i cant get screenshots

[ocean hawk]

When you take a pic I think there's a button that allows you to save it

Unless it's a console thing only

[wicked geode]

Nah im on way

[ocean hawk]

Imma predict it, you getting necklace

2 gold and 1 coke in the airstrip

[ocean hawk]

What'd you get??

[wicked geode]

Necklace

3 gold

[hollow tangle]

Im obviously doing something wrong, i cant get the damn Slasher to spawn, im in a normal vehicle, driving around Los Santos.

[ivory lintel]

Roam on foot

[clear flicker]

Hello Daniel, I regret to inform you that you shouldn't do that.
It gives its users an unfair advantage over other players.
Besides, think about it like this.
If I buy or get your service and get billions of dollars to buy everything in the game, the game is not fun anymore.
I wouldn't know what to do with so much money.
I've reached the top of the mountain, where do I go from there?
It's the money grind to the top that's the most fun.
It's a similar concept to mortality. It isn't fun when you make yourself unable to die and you successfully complete The Cayo Perico Heist finale every time (even after you get spotted because where's the challenge anymore?).

[ivory lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-x-kong-the-new-empire-kong-king-kong-yapping-yap-gif-14490260250998039543

[clear flicker]

Never

[hollow tangle]

I'll give that a shot..

[rugged spruce]

hey gta besties

i have completed all the ceo special missions and have all the trade pricesss

i now how to get 15mil to buy all the vehicles

[hollow tangle]

I cant do anything in this game without some low-life intervening, earlier it was a lvl 49 getting in the way of my Union Depository heist, now two twits bothering my gang attack, bloody hell.

Its improving my PvP though.

[rugged spruce]

just do it by yourself

[hollow tangle]

Nah.

[versed valley]

step out of the vehicle and walk the streets for a while

[hollow tangle]

Did that for two nights straight now. It just ain't working.

I'll head to a smaller spot using a guide I found, near the vineyard.

[wicked geode]

Doin cayo intel again

Ahh

Tequila

💀

Atleast i got 3 gold

[rugged spruce]

it’s so easy

don’t

[sick widget]

I agree

[velvet lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/plotti-gtfo-get-out-of-here-anime-girl-tower-of-fantasy-gif-3352855487053209823

[sick widget]

Bro deleted the message

[royal citrus]

Casino heist I guess

[rugged spruce]

yup, and cayo and acid lab

well im gonna save up my money for thursday to see what discounts there are

i also want the pumpkin collectables to come out so i can get all of those

currently in my penthouse playing blackjack, im living life

[velvet lodge]

honestly gambling on gta is pretty fun w friends

[rugged spruce]

yup

wanna join me?

[velvet lodge]

they'll release next update week i've heard

10 for a mask and 200 for a shirt

[velvet lodge]

sure after my salvage yard robbery

[rugged spruce]

ayy nice

[rugged spruce]

let’s goo

[versed valley]

I did absolutely nothing and got those clowns and the clone pretty easy.
It's like love, when you least seek for it, it appears...

[velvet lodge]

add pinodepino_

[rugged spruce]

shit i still need to do it

[rugged spruce]

is that on ps5

[velvet lodge]

yeah

[rugged spruce]

gotcha

i don’t have mic but i can invite you

[versed valley]

stop trying, forget about it, and then it will happen

[rugged spruce]

lol

[versed valley]

as I said, it's like "finding love", you simply don't, it finds you when you're not busy looking for it

[rugged spruce]

@velvet lodge i’ll invite you now

[versed valley]

I sound like the sunscreen advice song...

[rugged spruce]

lmaoo

[versed valley]

but hey, I do have some years of experience to count on

[rugged spruce]

lol

[versed valley]

living over half a century does give you some knowledge and experience after all

[rugged spruce]

@velvet lodge how tf am i losing rn

i was doing so well

[velvet lodge]

rng

[rugged spruce]

lmaoo

[hollow tangle]

Well I'm screwed then.

[versed valley]

nah, you'll be fine

love is not like going to the grocery store with a given list

[rugged spruce]

@velvet lodge how many chips you got

[velvet lodge]

4.3M

[rugged spruce]

damnnn

i wanna kill my clone

[ivory lintel]

I like the wisdom

[hollow tangle]

Damn. I like that one. Teach me your ways,master. (Tomorrow, I'm going to bed)

[versed valley]

you going to bed tomorrow? 😄

[hollow tangle]

Ah. Crap. It's true, just wrong context.

[versed valley]

I know, just messing with you

[hollow tangle]

I could kick myself now.
Oh I know you know what I meant.

I try to be linguistically accurate, but that one caught me off guard. I have much to learn.

[ivory lintel]

Are we using idioms here?

[versed valley]

don't be so harsh with thyself!
you won't find love if you don't love yourself first...

[hollow tangle]

The hardest challenge I've ever faced.

[ivory lintel]

Is love real in today's world?

[hollow tangle]

It went into hiding.

[versed valley]

define "real"

[hollow tangle]

Two views of the world...

[ivory lintel]

Something that exists

[hollow tangle]

Quantifiable.

[versed valley]

it starts with acceptance and surrender. Accepting those things of yourself you're less proud of, aspects of your being you're less than happy with, to say the least, accept this is just who you are, at least for now, and surrender to that "less than perfect" feeling, it sucks at times, but it is what it is, resisting it won't make it disappear.
Then, it continues by starting to pay attention to your words, even those you say at heart, those harsh words you tell yourself, like "I'm fucked up" or whatever other "jems" you may think about yourself

[versed valley]

define "existance" then

it all comes from an illusion, the duality, the illusion that there is a separation between me and all the rest... That perception is what makes the world perceivable and "real", but it's actually all in your head

[ivory lintel]

Something that we can feel or see

[hollow tangle]

That's gonna have to sink in a while. I've done a lot of damage I haven't noticed.

Oooh boi.

[versed valley]

in fact, we're just particles in a bigger existance, something that was never born and will never die, our physical, temporary manifestation, is just that, nothing more, it's our mind and our self awareness that makes the separation and perceives other material things as "real"

[ivory lintel]

What do you mean by 'separation between me and all the rest'?

[versed valley]

nothing but electric signals processed by your brain, shall I give you the "Morpheus" monologue?

[ivory lintel]

No

[wicked geode]

Got on fortnite w my mate gettin off at 10 to go finish cayo setups rq lol

[ivory lintel]

Why would someone want to love and give affection to someone?
Is it the human nature or what?

[hollow tangle]

Right then, before the sensing of time escapes, drawn in by the wisdom put before me, I shall go to bed, mainly for recovery and because I have work in the morning. Goodnight.

[versed valley]

our mind, or more specifically our ego is full of self importance, and as such, is seeking for things that will make it feel better, feel safe, feel certainty, something that doesn't really exist

and we as species need to feel a purpose, need to feel part of something

[versed valley]

good night

[ivory lintel]

So what about those who were never loved and didn't get to love anyone in their whole existence?
Are those people outlaws? Or they are just sadistic beings?

[neon solstice]

[versed valley]

Don't believe there are such people... but if they are, they must be miserable and I feel sorry for them

[neon solstice]

This seems awfully off topic

[ivory lintel]

👍

[wicked geode]

Time to get on gta bois

10pm but still

[rugged spruce]

[versed valley]

how is it going so far?

[wicked geode]

Cba

Goin off

[proper shore]

Hey guys I did 2 different acid lab sell mission of 400k each but I didn't get 2x pay for them

400k and public lobby bonus
I got 600k each time

[versed valley]

was it a full acid lab you sold?

[proper shore]

Close to full

[versed valley]

a full acid lab should be this week 703K, and about a little shy of 1M with high demand bonus

[neon solstice]

You have the equipment upgrade right?

[proper shore]

No

[versed valley]

there it is

[neon solstice]

You would've got 2x then

[proper shore]

Sooo without equipment upgrade no double money for me

[neon solstice]

No, you still got 2x

[proper shore]

How ? Goods for 400k sold for 600k with public lobby bonus

[versed valley]

you would've gotten 200K

this week you've got 400K

[proper shore]

Ohhhhhhh sooooo the cooking is gonna be double money ?

[versed valley]

you need to fully upgrade your lab

then you'll get 351.8K for full lab, and this week it's double, so it's 703K

[neon solstice]

No, it doesn't double the money after you sell, it already displays 2x

If it says 400k, that's 2x

[proper shore]

So for every 60k product we use to get 75k acid
Now we get for 60k
140 ?

[versed valley]

yeah, but I think with fully upgraded lab you get more than that

[wicked geode]

Yh

[proper shore]

Im gonna kill myself for not getting upgrades

Gonna do now

[wicked geode]

Guys am i gay for hoping on fortnite 😂😂😂

[versed valley]

not sure if gay, but a kid for sure, are you 10 y/o?

[wicked geode]

If i reveal my age someone finna report me to R*

[thin egret]

100% of Fortnite players are below the age of 6

[versed valley]

lol

[wicked geode]

Lets js say 31 ♻️

[thin egret]

Nobody’s reporting you dw

[wicked geode]

Good

Lol

😂😂

[proper shore]

People playing fortnite are either 10y/o or love 10y/o

[thin egret]

About 90% of gta online players are underage and are they getting reported?

[wicked geode]

Hell nahhhh

[thin egret]

…

That’s a bold claim and a half

[proper shore]

Naaaa I'm not creep
I heard story of someone luring someone in

Guy got caught

[thin egret]

There’s lots of those unfortunately

And too many don’t get reported

[wicked geode]

Fortnite is full of bums

Icl

😂😂

[wicked geode]

We dont need reporting

We aint do nun wrong

18+ is bull shi

My little brother 8yr old, knows what coke is and he’s seen me doin the green stuff

He’s 8 btw

Bare in mind my 6yr old brother talks abt vaping

….

Like

R u mad

😂😂😂😂

Uk life ig

[rugged spruce]

heyy

[rugged spruce]

that ain’t good

[wicked geode]

Ik man

Ik

[rugged spruce]

that either

[rugged spruce]

yeah true tbf

[wicked geode]

Hes so cooked in life

Fr

[rugged spruce]

jeez

i’m winning at blackjack rn

[versed valley]

my son, who's now 33 y/o, was introduced to GTA 3 by myself

[rugged spruce]

love that

wait you have a kid

[wicked geode]

Bros son

33

[rugged spruce]

i forget any age can be in here

[wicked geode]

How old is you

Bro is 45 ong

[rugged spruce]

or 43

[wicked geode]

Wait 45

That means bro had a kid at 11…

[versed valley]

but it was him that tought me how to pick up a girl from the street, then you took her to the bush and she would give you extra health for some money, but then, when she gets out of the car, you kill her and retrieve your money

[wicked geode]

So he’s like 50

[versed valley]

I was a father at 20

[rugged spruce]

what

[versed valley]

do the math

[rugged spruce]

53?!?

[wicked geode]

Do the math for me

Pls

[wicked geode]

Wait th

Yh

[versed valley]

yep

[wicked geode]

Whatt

[rugged spruce]

HUH

[wicked geode]

53 and u on gta?

[rugged spruce]

i feel really young now

[velvet lodge]

only a few more months and i am gonna be too

[versed valley]

and my younger son brought me to GTA O

[rugged spruce]

what 20 or a father

[wicked geode]

Bro your life is almost over do smth with it

Instead of playin gta

[velvet lodge]

the second one

[wicked geode]

….

[versed valley]

now he doesn't play anymore and I stayed stuck here, hooked up

[rugged spruce]

ayy respect

i can’t have kids lol

[wicked geode]

Ayyyyy wwwww man

Congrats

[velvet lodge]

one day man one day

[versed valley]

almost over? LOL, I have 50 more to go!

[velvet lodge]

cheers

[wicked geode]

Fe

[rugged spruce]

i’m a lesbian lol

[wicked geode]

103

Www

[wicked geode]

…

I thought u was a boy

😂😂😂

[rugged spruce]

nope

[velvet lodge]

i am 99% sure woody has a dick

[wicked geode]

Im lesbo too

I like woman

[rugged spruce]

nah

[wicked geode]

😂😂😂

[rugged spruce]

i have tits, no pp here

[versed valley]

so what? lesbians can have kids as well

[rugged spruce]

bro i respect you so much

that is true but i don’t know if i will

[versed valley]

one of my daughters is lesbian too

[rugged spruce]

not how that works but cool

[versed valley]

and she's planning to have kids one day

[rugged spruce]

WOOP WOOP

[wicked geode]

Bros asking for another kid ….

😂😂

[rugged spruce]

??

i’ve just realised i’ve won 100k chips already playing blackjack

[velvet lodge]

you left me alone in your penthouse

[rugged spruce]

i went to play with my gf sosss

[velvet lodge]

[wicked geode]

😭😭

[rugged spruce]

lmaoo

[wicked geode]

I hate fortnite

Ong

Yet im loading into another gane

Game

😂😂

[rugged spruce]

L

[wicked geode]

Im off bk on gta after this ngl

[velvet lodge]

i mean fortnite isnt that bad

[wicked geode]

Gonna finish cayo setups then buy some shit

[wicked geode]

It kinda is

Reload <<

Ass

[velvet lodge]

no clue what that means

[wicked geode]

Full of bums

[rugged spruce]

just won 80k chips in one hand

[velvet lodge]

i haven't touched the game since 2020

[wicked geode]

I need my duo to come online

[rugged spruce]

reload is so fun

[wicked geode]

Wwww

Lol

Ch2 next szn lads

Then CH6

[velvet lodge]

i need spiderman 2 dlc

[rugged spruce]

love spiderman

i bought spiderman socks

[wicked geode]

Which no doubt imma get clipped by mama coco

😭😭

[velvet lodge]

bo6 releasing in a few days

yall gonna play?

[rugged spruce]

it’s tempting

[velvet lodge]

i pre-ordered and played the closed beta and it was all fun and games

till skill based matchmaking took a turn

[wicked geode]

Gta time

Fuck fort

For now

I will be back my friend

Wait nvm

Imma finish this game

[velvet lodge]

bipolar asf

[wicked geode]

Nvm

Wait actually

Lemme finish it

[velvet lodge]

just sleep lad

[wicked geode]

Nvm

Got bummed by a sniper

Gta time

[rugged spruce]

frfr

i’m procrastinating sleeping rn

[velvet lodge]

you too woody

[wicked geode]

No gangdem its 12am

Midnight

Not even late

[velvet lodge]

when i was your age i slept at 9

[rugged spruce]

hmm maybe

[wicked geode]

I havent slept earlier than 1am in 7 month

Damn it js turned a new day

😭😭

[velvet lodge]

its been a new day for the past hour here

[wicked geode]

Damn lol

Its 12 for me

1 for you ig

[velvet lodge]

that's pretty bad

[wicked geode]

Is cayo worth it in 2025?

Cos its 2025 rn

Trust

💀

Idek anymore

[twin inlet]

It’s not 2025

[wicked geode]

Im js yappin

[wicked geode]

Alr smart ass

😂😂

Sry

Had to do it

[glacial chasm]

Is bogdan b2b patched ?

[twin inlet]

🤓

[wicked geode]

Idk

[glacial chasm]

Sheesh

[wicked geode]

Aidan face reveal

Nah

Sorry gang

😭

I have a random boost of energy

Auto correct

Ffs

[versed valley]

smarty pants

so, how old are you?

[ivory lintel]

40

[rugged spruce]

i’m 18

[twin inlet]

🤫

[velvet lodge]

yeah tell him how old you are

[wicked geode]

31 🔄

Almost 41🔄

[velvet lodge]

Nobody asked you woody

[wicked geode]

Damn i feel for woody rn

[rugged spruce]

what da heck

[wicked geode]

Wait

No

[versed valley]

hey, be nice

[wicked geode]

That sounds wrong

[velvet lodge]

when is your name changing back

[versed valley]

so you add up birthays by decades?

[rugged spruce]

thank you

[velvet lodge]

woody and i gambled tgr it's okay we're locked in

[rugged spruce]

frfr

[ivory lintel]

Wdym?

[wicked geode]

After november 2nd when freaky fields gets removed for fortnite

[rugged spruce]

i’m playing blackjack in my penthouse atm and i hear so many explosions outside

[wicked geode]

Prolly

[velvet lodge]

[velvet lodge]

wtf is freaky fields

i thought that was some dumb joke

[wicked geode]

Some gay poi that took over nitrodome

Which was even more gay

[rugged spruce]

don’t say that

[wicked geode]

Oh shit

I forgot

Mb gang

[ivory torrent]

[velvet lodge]

fortnite lore is crazy nowadays

[rugged spruce]

fr

[velvet lodge]

this is my chat

go to #💬┃gorilla-chat

[wicked geode]

I havent played it in a month chill

[wicked geode]

Fr

[ivory torrent]

Why tf are you up at 01:06

[velvet lodge]

you're acting as if im a child

[ivory lintel]

I totally agree

[ivory torrent]

you are

[ivory lintel]

Hehe

[rugged spruce]

wtf

[versed valley]

it's after 2:00 am here, and I'm up because I'm a grown ass man and can do whatever tf I want...

[velvet lodge]

fake news

again

[ivory torrent]

Bro you're like 16

Go to sleep

[velvet lodge]

last time you said 15

[ivory torrent]

And you totally fell for that

I'm older

A whole 6y

[wicked geode]

Check #📸┃gta-media

[velvet lodge]

im 18 its okay

[ivory torrent]

[velvet lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/belgium-vs-england-soccer-fail-world-cup-russia-gif-12080546

[ivory torrent]

[versed valley]

you all kids cool down, I'm the oldest in da house atm

[ivory lintel]

Nope

I am 40

Nobody older than me

[ivory torrent]

How are you allowed to be up this late in the nursing home 🤨

[versed valley]

hehe....

[wicked geode]

Nahhhh

[versed valley]

I'm in the sweet spot, still wiping my ass all by myself, and totally independent

[wicked geode]

Broski got hit with the nursing home

[rugged spruce]

nice

[wicked geode]

😭😭

[ivory torrent]

Anyways

I'm out and @velvet lodge still stinks

Bye

[versed valley]

[wicked geode]

Cya man

[versed valley]

me too, need to go to sleep, I work tomorrow

see ya

[velvet lodge]

can't even disagree

[ivory torrent]

Cya

[ivory torrent]

Then shower

[ivory lintel]

Agree to disagree

[velvet lodge]

i shower before bed

[wicked geode]

At 1 am in the morning

…

[ivory lintel]

Who is bed?

[ivory torrent]

Nothing wrong with that

Also I'll hang around a bit

I changed my mind

[velvet lodge]

bed

[wicked geode]

If i turned my shower on at 1am it would wake my entire house up gang

[velvet lodge]

i live with my gf no risk for showering at night anymore

[wicked geode]

Hopefully im moving houe soon

[velvet lodge]

[ivory torrent]

My shower is located at the far back of the house, I don't wake anyone up with it

[wicked geode]

I hope its soon