🚔┃gta-discussion

[void moth]

theres fucking tanks what

[undone cloud]

Yeah

There’s also batmobile

[void moth]

oh cool

[undone cloud]

And the delorian from back to the future

It can fly

And you can get James Bond’s car

Think of anything from pop culture you can probably buy it in gta

[wintry heron]

I feel like I'm missing something really stupid, but I got the Criminal Enterprise starter pack along side my GTA PC copy and I have access to all the of the content except the 1,000,000 that's supposed to come with it? Am I missing something?

[undone cloud]

Press z

[wintry heron]

it's not there

[undone cloud]

Oh LOL

When did you buy it

[wintry heron]

I'm not new to it

[undone cloud]

When did u buy it

[wintry heron]

like a few years ago

just now starting it up

[undone cloud]

Why are you asking then

[wintry heron]

cuz where tf is it

??????????????

[undone cloud]

Bruh u got it year ago

Y u asking

[wintry heron]

And I never started it up?

so where is the 1m

does it just not eixst

[undone cloud]

So you just bought gta a year ago and you’re only playing it now?

Because criminal mastermind instantly comes when you open the game

[wintry heron]

I got it for free, and I've been an Xbox player?

but I got a good pc so I'm restarting on pc?

[undone cloud]

OHH

You can’t cross transfer data

From Xbox to pc

[wintry heron]

duh

[undone cloud]

Go into steam

[wintry heron]

I alr figured that out

[undone cloud]

Open steam

Go to library

Right click on gta 5 and go into dlc

See if you have it downloaded

[wintry heron]

I definitely do

cuz I have all of the buidings clothes etc for free alr

[undone cloud]

Idk man

Wait a day or two

[wintry heron]

Plus I'm on Epic Games

[undone cloud]

That’s what happened to me

I bought gta with criminal mastermind

[wintry heron]

I got the Premium Edition for free

which comes bundled with Criminal

so I'm just lost

cuz I had a good plan for that

[jaunty furnace]

When’s the weekly update??

[ivory torrent]

[ivory torrent]

Thursday it should update

[jaunty furnace]

Bruh

This update came out a week ago

Just update the gawd damn computer

[ivory torrent]

It's not that great even imo

[jaunty furnace]

Why tf am i spawning on the road

I have it set to my casino penthouse

[ivory torrent]

yeah it happened to me too

I just randomly spawn somehwere

[wintry heron]

Can Trevor or Micheal find space ship parts too

[wintry heron]

Pov: Still waitiing for Hao's Special Works

[undone cloud]

Bud

We’re never getting it

😢

Rockstar doesn’t give a fuck abt us

[ivory torrent]

What's new

[undone cloud]

I hope rockstar fixes mod menus

Like gets rid of them completely for pc

Patch that shit

[ivory torrent]

One can but hope

But I doubt it

Like, highly

[undone cloud]

Answer me this

When someone uses a mod menu they get kicked out of online and given a cheater warning

That’s it???

Fucking ban them

Permanently

[ivory torrent]

Agree

I'm a legit grinder myself & modders interfering is the worst

[undone cloud]

And sell them all

[ivory torrent]

Thank fuck everything is possible in inv only lobbies

[undone cloud]

Yup

God pc online makes me so frustrated

[ivory torrent]

I'd suggest not talking about mods before getting warned

Coz they will lol

[undone cloud]

Anyway yeah

Fuck rockstar

[ivory torrent]

Same but I got to live with it

[ivory torrent]

Yeah, no way in hell, heaven, whatever the fuck am I entering a public lobby

I've earned my stuff in inv only lobbies, and you know what, I like it

[wintry heron]

if I ain't get my 1m in a week

I might have to...

[undone cloud]

Doesn’t matter anyway it’s practically 2024

[wintry heron]

Join the dark side..................

[undone cloud]

And gta 6 is quite literally around the corner

[ivory torrent]

Games not quite dead yet tho

still amongst the most played on steam from what I heard

[undone cloud]

@ivory torrent I’m genuinely starting to think gta 5 online is a testing ground for how badly they can fuck up gta 6 online without losing players

[wintry heron]

xd

[ivory torrent]

Could be lmao

[undone cloud]

Yea averages 100k players a day

[ivory torrent]

yeah see

[undone cloud]

Which btw

99% are console

[ivory torrent]

I'm one of them

[ivory torrent]

Lol guess me being a PC player that plays daily is rare

[undone cloud]

Eh it’s not

[ivory torrent]

Oh

[undone cloud]

Everytime I join online I join into full pc servers

[ivory torrent]

Yeah that's true

[undone cloud]

And then instantly go into invite only

[ivory torrent]

Sometimes I get kicked for inactivity & sent to a public lobby for a second

[undone cloud]

I will NOT get blown up trying to sell bunker

[ivory torrent]

Same lol

Or my nightclub for that matter

[undone cloud]

Dawg I was trying to sell acid lab in a full public

[ivory torrent]

Griefed?

[undone cloud]

This dude kept blowing me up with his mk2

And guess what

[ivory torrent]

Typical

[undone cloud]

Everytime I blew up his opressor

The motherfucker SPAWNED IN ANOTHER

I gave up

[ivory torrent]

Lmfao low skilled sad douchebag

[undone cloud]

That extra 100k for a full lobby

[ivory torrent]

Yeah

[undone cloud]

Isn’t worth it

[ivory torrent]

Exactly

You can earn up to 2.7M if your nightclub is 100% full and you sell in a public lobby

But no fucking way am I gonna take that risk

[undone cloud]

I’m about to buy a nightclub

[ivory torrent]

Getting a nightclub to be 100% filled on every type is agonizing enough

[ivory torrent]

Ah nice

[undone cloud]

Me and my friend have been doing back to back cayo

So we do cayo on my kosatka

And then go to his and do it

[ivory torrent]

Alright

[undone cloud]

And then back to mine

[ivory torrent]

Oh

Plug-pullers?

[undone cloud]

By the time we finished the cooldown is gone

[undone cloud]

What

?

No

[ivory torrent]

Ah

Great

[undone cloud]

We do cayo on my kosatka

[ivory torrent]

I dislike those kinda people too

[undone cloud]

And then we go to cayo on his kosatka

[ivory torrent]

Well, Plug-pullers is another word for r€pl@y-glitching

[undone cloud]

Bro?? What are u talking about

What’s plug pulling

[ivory torrent]

Just wanted to ask haha

[ivory torrent]

That you disconnect your internet when the heist finishes so you can replay it right away again

And get paid

I find that to be extremely cheap, I respect people who don't

[undone cloud]

Hm

[ivory torrent]

Yep

[undone cloud]

Anyway we’re making about 1 million an hour

With our set up

[ivory torrent]

Yeah

[undone cloud]

Do setups and cayo for me which is an hour total

Then do his

And mines off cooldown

[ivory torrent]

Yep yep

[undone cloud]

So we go right back to my setups

[ivory torrent]

It's such luxury having only a 48m cooldown if you took someone else along

[undone cloud]

Mhm

[ivory torrent]

Half a year ago I did the same with a friend of mine

[undone cloud]

So my question is

[ivory torrent]

We made like 100s of millions

Anyhoo, go on

[undone cloud]

Is it worth saving up like 20 million

[ivory torrent]

Oh yeah

100%

[undone cloud]

And buying all the businesses for night club

And buying maxed out night club

How long does it take for nightclub to reach max

[ivory torrent]

I'd only recommend the Storage & maybe garage space for the club

All the others are just cosmetic

[ivory torrent]

Depends if you have the Equipment Upgrade or not

It either way still takes a while

[undone cloud]

I said maxed out

So everything

[ivory torrent]

ah sorry

[undone cloud]

That’s why I’m saving like 25 mil

[ivory torrent]

Yeah then it'll take 66,6h for a 100% full club warehouse

I'll list it here quickly

[undone cloud]

In an invite only how many enemies show up

[ivory torrent]

Documents: 15h
Cocaine, Meth, Cash: 20h
Weed: 27h
Cargo: 58,6h
Bunker: 66,6h

[ivory torrent]

Depends on the mission but if they do, they're almost useless

[undone cloud]

Does the mc locations matter

[ivory torrent]

Nope

[undone cloud]

Because I don’t give a fuck abt mc businesses

[ivory torrent]

You don't even have to upgrade them

[undone cloud]

Ok I’ll just buy the cheapest one

[ivory torrent]

As long as they're set up & "active"

[undone cloud]

Do I have to resupply them for the nightclub to work

[ivory torrent]

You can assign them to the club

[ivory torrent]

Nope, nothing

They're separate on that

Nightclub techs will do literally all the sourcing work for you

[undone cloud]

Full nightclub invite only how many sell vrhicles

[ivory torrent]

You only gotta sell it sometimes

[ivory torrent]

Always 1

[cerulean temple]

https://tenor.com/view/listen-here-you-little-shit-bird-meme-bird-listen-here-you-little-shit-gif-19221308

[undone cloud]

…

[undone cloud]

Yup

Buying a nightclub

[ivory torrent]

@undone cloud However you'll get a different sized vehicle depending on how many crates you have

My advice is to skip the Mule custom

& Only buy the pounder custom

[undone cloud]

Ngl this is a major investment

Like a fuck ton of money

[cerulean temple]

Indeed

[ivory torrent]

If you're willing to use it a lot, you'll be thankful that you did

[undone cloud]

Yeah I’ll do it

[ivory torrent]

🙂

[undone cloud]

I’m just gonna make the dumb purchase of a opressor rq

[cerulean temple]

Did you get the new business yet @ivory torrent

[ivory torrent]

I got the salvage yard but only been in there twice

Couldn't care less

[cerulean temple]

What one

[undone cloud]

Salvage yard is the biggest fuck you from rockstar ever

[molten wedge]

how can i make a 600 k

[undone cloud]

You can only source 3 vehicles a week

And they sell for maybe 300k

The missions aren’t fun

[ivory torrent]

Murietta Heights I believe it's called, the one near the oil derrecks

[cerulean temple]

I think I'm getting strawberry one

[ivory torrent]

ait

[undone cloud]

Do all first 6 dose missions that’s 750k right there and then do all 3 treasure hunts that’s 800k and then do all 10 dax missions that’s 1 million right there

[molten wedge]

thx man

[undone cloud]

To do the treasure hunts you have to link your rockstar account to your play station account and do the 10 dax missions you have to finish all first dose missions

And also do a hsw time trial that’s 500k in 5 minutes

[limpid wraith]

My friend for some reason has Xbox one gta on his series s. If he switches to e&e can he transfer his progress?

[undone cloud]

Yes

Wait what’s e and e

[ivory torrent]

Next gen, "Expanded & Enhanced"

[void moth]

lol finally escaped the cops i suck 💀

i kept crashing into basically everything

[late marsh]

its called being a sewer rat

https://tenor.com/btrds.gif

[undone cloud]

oh

[undone cloud]

Yes

answer is 100% yes then

[void moth]

how do i save

im in the online mode

[wet sluice]

FYI everyone since I want let everyone know! The imani tech electric vehicles got nerfed in terms of their armor. Buffalo only takes 2 rpgs, Virtue takes 5 rpgs (gets disabled at 5 but actually explodes at 6 rpgs), and Omni takes 6 rpgs.

Test it for yourself

[fervent arrow]

Is there snow yet?

[undone cloud]

nO

[wintry heron]

What’s the easiest way to get the space ship part that’s under the bridge near zancudo in story mode

[violet surge]

Man imagine winning one of those shark cars giveaways

It’d be so crazy

Those guys are lucky

[strange turret]

how much is it?

[violet surge]

Think the one right now is 32 million

For pc users

[lofty epoch]

parachuting

[strange turret]

Damn

thats a lot of bread

I need to get some motivation to grind for cash

i have 1m rn

[violet surge]

Me too

[strange turret]

how much do you have

[lofty epoch]

hard to find motivation to make money in this game when there isn't rly anything interesting to buy

besides businesses

[violet surge]

I’m bout to do cayo later
With someone from here hopefully later

[strange turret]

true ig

[violet surge]

I’ll ask and hope someone can help

[strange turret]

I never do cayo anymore

Whats the new pay after nerf?

[violet surge]

Well it’s ready for me right now

Might aswell do it

It’s just been sitting there

[strange turret]

Madrazo Files: No change
Sinsimito Tequila: $900,000 → $630,000
Ruby Necklace: $1,000,000 → $700,000
Bearer Bonds: $1,100,000 → $770,000
Pink Diamond: No change

wow that sucks

[lofty epoch]

cayo is still the easiest and fastest to complete heist in the game

like when you compare doing casino and cayo with a duo

casino duo probably still pays a tiny bit more? but mostly when u have artwork

like id rather spam cayo preps+heists than casino preps+heists if i solely want 2 make money

[strange turret]

side targets idk tho

I guess best bet is to get bearer bonds

[violet surge]

My friend said he would do it with me

Months ago-

[lofty epoch]

elite challenge is also stupidly easy to do

[strange turret]

and just gold

[strange turret]

yeah

[lofty epoch]

free 50k/100k

[strange turret]

Gold value didn't change though

[lofty epoch]

it didn't no

[strange turret]

only coke, weed, and

idk

[lofty epoch]

the value of side loot increases the less valuable the main target is

[strange turret]

Oh thats nice

[lofty epoch]

if that wasn't the case cayo would probably be actually awful

[strange turret]

yup

[lofty epoch]

like if you had a full bag of gold and had sinsimito

the value of the gold increases by 20 percent

if you had a diamond it'd just be standard value

[strange turret]

How big is the increase if tequila?

oh 20%

So tequila is 630k

[lofty epoch]

sinsimito - side target 20 percent value increase
necklace - 10 percent
bonds - 5 percent
diamond - 0 percent

[strange turret]

whats the value of gold*

[lofty epoch]

but yeah nah cayo when in duo minimum is still broken

[lofty epoch]

uhh like a full bag of sinsimito gold would prob be 550k?

[strange turret]

oh nice

so b2b will still be good

just not as good?

as back then

[lofty epoch]

no but someone has to remember that the cooldown nerfs after completing the heist don't apply when you do the heist with minimum another person

instead of like the 3h cooldown it's 48 mins

and since u can speedrun cayo setups solo easily

especially when compared to casino preps

u just get urself some dude to help you out during the finale from a server like this

and yea

[strange turret]

oh k

[ivory torrent]

Preferance plays a bit of a role too I guess

[lofty epoch]

ofc

but it's still undeniable that cayo preps take way less time than casino

which is the main factor for me

[violet surge]

I’m so gangster
I eat cereal every morning….without any milk

[ivory torrent]

Right this way sir 😅

[violet surge]

Yay

XD

[ivory torrent]

dem spongebob references

[violet surge]

Is there snow in gta 5 yet?

It’s Christmas month

[wary torrent]

I just realized that snow might be a pain in the ass to do the new salvage yard missions

Like the driving portion of missions

[violet surge]

Oh no

I didn’t realize that

[wintry heron]

Rockstar needs to fix their freaking game!!!

[ivory torrent]

On so many levels, yeah

[violet surge]

Yeah I hate the new intersection menu

[wintry heron]

No they need to fix their story mode

[violet surge]

oh thats long overdue

they aint doin anything lol

which sucks

we get all this money

from the big score

but nothing to spend it on

[wintry heron]

No I’m trying to do the last spaceship part and it can’t do it without dying

[violet surge]

Um did they change something?
I set my spawn location club house

I reload the game and I’m not even close to it

Oh weird

Now it works

[wintry heron]

That happened with my salvage yard earlier

Omfg I finally completed it and finished it

[violet surge]

Yay

[wintry heron]

Took me 820 times and 8 months

[violet surge]

What is it?

[wintry heron]

What’s what

[spark karma]

how long will snow last? ive never experienced snow in gta online.. but i have experienced the haloween .. it was awful.. everything was discolored and the weather was bad

Halloween weather lasted way too long

[cyan coral]

yeah I used to quit gta straightaway when it used to appear

[spark karma]

i did have some fun times trying to selll blow on my boats

but it was awful

[violet surge]

Hey guys what is the gang banger robbery?

It’s for trade price

Of police car

[spark karma]

if they do snow they need to aslo do lights everywhere and christmas music

maybe even reindeer and santa

i heard a rumor they got the coca cola christmas truck

[spark karma]

chop shop heist mission

[spark karma]

hopefully they integrate the coca cola polar bears

i wana get killed by wild animals

i think it might have happened once... idk what happened but i was flying around in my opresser 2 and i randomly died yesterday

maybe i ran into a bird

[magic kernel]

Alien blasted Panda & Goat. Accidentally ran over Deer, while doing Hao race for the shop.

Does anyone have Scrap Yard on XBOX one?

[late marsh]

snow lasts 1 week specifically during the event week of christmas. so this thursday through next thursday

[violet surge]

Well which one?

There’s 3 cars

[undone cloud]

Was acid lab nerfed? Full acid lab for me rn is like 210

I do not remember this

[violet surge]

Do you have equipment upgrade?

[undone cloud]

Shit im dumb ty dawg

[violet surge]

It shouldn’t be, I just sold last Saturday

[violet surge]

Ohh

[undone cloud]

Yea my bad

[undone cloud]

I complete all 10 Dax missions from my phone to be able to buy equipment upgrade right?

[violet surge]

Yes

[undone cloud]

Btw do they all pay 100k

Cuz I did the first 2

And they paid 100k

[wintry heron]

Why isn’t the second episilon missions appearing

[violet surge]

Hello?

Which chop shop mission?

There’s 3 cars to steal

[violet surge]

Think it’s 50k

But it’s still decent money

There is a cool down

Between each mission though

[wintry heron]

Why isn’t the strangers and freaks missions appearing

[unkempt jetty]

Any half decent quick ways to make some bank?

[violet surge]

Acid lab

Takes a bit of time to setup though

You gotta do the first dose missions

And then you gotta do 10 Dax missions for the lab upgrade

[unkempt jetty]

Alr cheers I’ll do some research on it

[violet surge]

Think TGG gots a vid about it

Too

[wintry heron]

How do you start the accepting the true story mission.

[violet surge]

Another plus side is, you can refill supplies

Through your phone

You don’t even gotta show up

At the business

[undone cloud]

HOW

[violet surge]

You call mutt

He should be in your contact list

After doing the first dose missions

But don’t refill through mutt
Until you get those upgrades first

Yusif Amir looks familiar

Not sure where I’ve seen him from

Oh boy bout to start my first chop shop thing

I’m excited

Just bought it

I’m robbing the most expensive

The grotti

Wish this guy would stop talking

I wanna stop

Start*

Finally

Alright setup done

First

[late marsh]

is this your play by play text channel?

[undone cloud]

Hes in gta story thats why

[cerulean temple]

Is job tping patched?

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[violet surge]

Wdym?

Oh yay feel good inc is playing

[simple patrol]

So the guy am fight with is level 1319 and am 102. He didn't die even if I put 1 and half magazines in his body .. but dint die and he got me in 3 shots . Does level matter for max health? Like health bar ?

[sudden sigil]

subjective

[wintry heron]

What’s the best way to to 100% complete the game in story mode

[late marsh]

yes but he was also god mode probably

[sudden sigil]

well there’s no best way just go about it at your own pace

[late marsh]

level cap for max HP I think is 100 or 120 (I know the last thing you unlock is minigun at 120)

[sudden sigil]

You unlock the best health regen at rank 200

[lofty epoch]

cap?

[sudden sigil]

Nah no cap

It’s the out of combat regen that regens you to 50% if you’re under it

Becomes faster

I think it works in combat too

I don’t remember

[simple patrol]

I saw his health go down very slow. He can talk total of two mags from my mk2

[late marsh]

unless he MIGHT have been spamming snacks/body armor JUST to get the kill

though you'd run out of snacks after like 3 or 4 minutes of continuous fire

also MK2 what? like pistol, smg assault rifle?

[sudden sigil]

was he wearing the juggernaut armor

[simple patrol]

Ya he was wearing that

[sudden sigil]

he’s using that + bst I’d say

[late marsh]

yeah in that case yeah you're fucked

[simple patrol]

I thought dress don't matter . How do we get that suit?

[simple patrol]

Ohh I understand

[sudden sigil]

that’s a special thing you can research and buy that makes you super tanky

[late marsh]

have to call it in from your phone after unlocking it through bunker research.

[simple patrol]

He is sniping me. He ain't got that gun with suit.

[sudden sigil]

oh Wrd is he also running at normal speed

[late marsh]

jug armor is tanky as shit when on foot but run him the fuck over and he's easy prey

also just throw a bunch of stickys to kill him quick

[wintry heron]

What’s the best way to get the cars for the epsilon missals

Missions

[simple patrol]

Noted lol

[lilac geyser]

Or just get him in a helicopter and trow it in the ocean

He dies because he can't swim

[sharp sphinx]

How’s everyone getting the new Cadillac early 😐

[lilac geyser]

Idk

Just finished all sets of missions in the game,again 😅

[versed brook]

so what do i do with those absolutely random facts i know and that i havent seen featured on youtube cuz i dont think spamming them in TGG's comments is the best idea

i need to know as soon as possible what if someone else finds out and then i wont be the first to share them

[lilac geyser]

Idk,make a video and send it to tgg

[versed brook]

does he read dms he probably has like 999+ unread messages

[cerulean temple]

His DMS are definitely closed

[versed brook]

guess i'll do absolutely nothing that would probably be the best idea

[lilac geyser]

I guess

[short heath]

?tag r email

[fallow mural]

Hi there, this is an issue that we cannot fix, please refer to TGG's business email for the issue: [e-mail]

[short heath]

@versed brook

[versed brook]

🤯

[cerulean temple]

They have stopped you being able to use the ray gun in buildings

[violet surge]

Wish the unmarked cruiser was the FIB Buffalo instead

But I’m still grateful

10 years of this game and you can finally buy them

Expensive

But yeah

[short heath]

at least we can race the FIB now

that was also impossible before this dlc

[violet surge]

Race the fib?

[violet surge]

Wdym?

[short heath]

you can place them down in race jobs, if you then unlock the car and set it to a gta race you can use it against any class

[versed brook]

honestly i was just messing around but if he will ever make another video about more random facts then okay i guess

[violet surge]

Oh that’s cool

[short heath]

before this dlc you couldn't place cars in the race creator, which meant you could only race with one class. but now you can place lets say a few dozers down, set the race to supers class and race against the dozers in supercars

does take up a hell of a lot of in game memory so you cant make a good track, but it's better than nothing

you can even race planes vs cars now

or avengers

[violet surge]

Ohh

That’s what you meant

Anywho I just saw that you can make the police cars different colors
Ima make my city sheriff car

When I get the money

[wintry heron]

I’m just grinding out story mode so I can finally 100% it

[wintry galleon]

is god mode speedo still a thing ? i met a griefer with a speedo, idk if it was god or not

[ornate sandal]

is it worth running a casino hiest while waiting for the cooldown for cayo?

[wintry heron]

Definitely

[wintry heron]

100%

[ornate sandal]

only bad thing about the 100 percent are the ufo parts and the scarps of letters

other than that def one of the better 100% i got

no need to do submarine collectibles

[wintry heron]

Omg yes it took me 820 tries and 8 months to finally get that stupid spaceship one under the bridge

[ornate sandal]

trust me it is no where near as bad the flying rats in gta 4

200 birds i gotta shoot like whyy

[wintry heron]

How bad is the letter scavenger hunt

[ornate sandal]

prob just as bad as the ufo parts since they are basically the same

only diff is the mission you unlock as franklin for getting the letter parts

[wintry heron]

😣😣

[ornate sandal]

dont worry bro the 100% t shirt for franklin as a reward makes it all worth it 💯

[wintry heron]

The ones that are going to suck the most are the stupid knife flights and under the bridge I think and the golfing one

I’m glad I already have done all the random event ones

[ornate sandal]

btw use the rockstar social club checklist so you can see which specfic things you didnt do in your playthough

i used it a loong while back idk if they changed it or not

[wintry heron]

That’s what’s I have pulled up on my second computer

[ornate sandal]

alr bro hopefully you can bag this 100%

then try 100% gta online it’s definatley possible truuuust me on that

[wintry heron]

How do you even 100% online

[ornate sandal]

you dont 😭

[wintry heron]

I’m doing this all completely legit too

[wintry heron]

I’m going to it might just take another 8 months 😭

[cerulean temple]

Isn't darkviperAU trying that

Getting all awards

I guess that's how you would calculate that

[scenic ridge]

How much money do I roughly need to buy added nightclub storage?

Like max it

[cerulean temple]

I remember max being like 5mill or more

But definitely worth it if you have everything else

[wintry heron]

Ya I’m trying to get all awards for both story and online

[digital basin]

[wintry heron]

I’m going for all the 100%completion stuff first but I’m going to try and complete every pastime and hobby every random event everything

[nocturne cairn]

praying for your sanity

[lunar oyster]

Someone please play gta with me

Pleaseeeeee

[wintry heron]

I’m only a 3rd of the way through the online awards I think 😭😭

[nocturne cairn]

least obvious catfish:

[lunar oyster]

What’s that mean?

[wintry heron]

[lunar oyster]

I’m not a catfish😭😭

[wintry heron]

That’s a Total lie

[visual veldt]

I would have played if u didn't had that profile

[lunar oyster]

Look at my instagram then

[nocturne cairn]

theres some wild ones idk if your going for plat on all but good luck

[visual veldt]

[lunar oyster]

Alright

Judging a book by its cover

[visual veldt]

Also only if u were a male

[lunar oyster]

Alr

[nocturne cairn]

so you made your discord just to join this server and ask ppl to play gta at 2 am?

[wintry heron]

I’m trying to plat all bc I’m a completionist to the extreme in games 😭

[lunar oyster]

Literally 😭

[versed brook]

did you make your discord account just today

[lunar oyster]

I had another account but I couldn’t get the password rip

[versed brook]

oh ok

[wintry heron]

Thanks man

[wintry heron]

Why’d you make your pfp that picture then 🧐

[lunar oyster]

Because that’s a pic of me?

[nocturne cairn]

i believe theres one where you have to perfectly sync your dance moves in the nightclub for 10 mins and not mess up at all

[wintry heron]

That’s the only I have in the after hours set left I believe

I’m mostly doing them by dlc so it’s easier

[nocturne cairn]

interesting choice for an account you made to play gta 😭😭

[lunar oyster]

It’s not only for gta dummy 😭

I’m tryna play Cold War zombies too but idk anyone to play w

[nocturne cairn]

makes sense, seems like rhe easyest way

[cerulean temple]

Every single thing? So every mission type and mission level?

[lunar oyster]

So does anyone wanna play gta w me

[wintry heron]

I only have to find two more treasure chests on cayo before I complete that entire dlcs awards set

[wintry heron]

Not necessarily gold on every story mission but I want to do each one at least once

[cerulean temple]

Time zones whos

[wintry heron]

But for gta online I’m trying to plat all awards

[lunar oyster]

It’s 1:45

[cerulean temple]

You are insane

[nocturne cairn]

truly

but i respect it

[lunar oyster]

I like ur cat

[wintry heron]

The most time consuming ones are going to be the deathmatches/ races and arena wars ones

[cerulean temple]

Nothing worth the time or brain power

[nocturne cairn]

thanks

[cerulean temple]

It will be hard to do the arena war ones

[wintry heron]

And I know I’m insane but I’m trying to do it before gta 6 comes out on pc 😬

[lunar oyster]

anyone know more gta servers so I can find someone to play w

[cerulean temple]

Look in the ps lfg chat

[lunar oyster]

The what

[nocturne cairn]

i may be wrong but i also believe there is one where you have to have a world record in a race

[lunar oyster]

I have a mic

We can play

[wintry heron]

I just need to find a consistent partner becuase then I can knock them out more efficiently

[lunar oyster]

Pls

[cerulean temple]

The chat that is made so you can join people on ps

[versed brook]

its not as hard as it seems i've got many world records somehow idek how

[cerulean temple]

I can't tag it because I'm not ps

[versed brook]

its almost like they reset over time

[lunar oyster]

How do I do it

[versed brook]

try check #👉roles

[cerulean temple]

#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox look for that but ps

[wintry heron]

You also have to remember that’s it’s the middle of the night for a lot of people

[cerulean temple]

She has the ps role already

[versed brook]

oh ok

[lunar oyster]

What’s ps role

I just wanna play 😭😭😭

[cerulean temple]

Blonde I see 😆

[nocturne cairn]

yeah most efficient way would be to wait for a dlc to drop new ones tho

[lunar oyster]

I’m Latina but blond at heart

😭😭

[cerulean temple]

It's showing 🤧

[lunar oyster]

Haha

[wintry heron]

Not many people are up this late

[lunar oyster]

They eat ass

[nocturne cairn]

💀

[cerulean temple]

#1051647865367314514

[wintry heron]

[lunar oyster]

Yeah ig ima go catfish more people

Jk

[cerulean temple]

Oh that was the wrong link

#1031671872439451729

[nocturne cairn]

does anyone know when the weekly update drops

[wintry heron]

Well im off to grind some plat online awards

I’m done with story mode for tonight

[versed brook]

it was every thursday i think

[lunar oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/ziylek-catfish-gif-9312273234446940480

Bruh

😭

[nocturne cairn]

i thought so too but chop shop update was last Tuesday

[lunar oyster]

H h Dr. heheh

Hi y

Few

T

[cerulean temple]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

[wintry heron]

DLCs drop on Tuesdays don’t they

[lunar oyster]

U see a no

X no

No xq

Mo s kin gu by no bc duu u s I im b

I’m

[cerulean temple]

It's malfunctioning

[lunar oyster]

It’s 😂😂

[wintry heron]

The software is breaking 😂

[digital basin]

[lunar oyster]

😂😂

[cerulean temple]

https://tenor.com/view/it-discord-reaction-pennywise-gif-26348500

[lunar oyster]

I’d fuck pennywise

Big head

[digital basin]

[wintry heron]

I’m sure you would

[lunar oyster]

I’m sure ud let him hit too

[wintry heron]

Heck na

[cerulean temple]

He's a shapeshifter he doesn't always have a big head

[lunar oyster]

If he’s a shapeshifter means he can make something else big too

[patent ridge]

Good ways to get money nd rp as a level 14 on new gen?

[lunar oyster]

No

[patent ridge]

Understandable, have a great day 👍🏽

[lunar oyster]

😭😭

[wintry heron]

Well I’m off to go get plat on some online awards I’ve done enough story mode for now

[cerulean temple]

https://tenor.com/view/calling-gif-9823608476784846480

[wintry heron]

Don’t listen to her she’s a catfish

[cyan coral]

which missiles are better for akula
missile barrage or homing missiles ?

[lunar oyster]

Yeah ur moms calling me too

[patent ridge]

Gotchu G ty 🤣🫶🏽🫶🏽

[lunar oyster]

Ur just mad I’m pretty lmao

I’m real 😂😂

That’s me

[cerulean temple]

Indeed but pick up for the streets first

[patent ridge]

Account made today ur opinion is invalid

[cyan coral]

E-girl detected , Opinion rejected

[patent ridge]

Ong

[wintry heron]

If anyone plays on pc and wants to help me grind awards I’d be down

[visual veldt]

How do people get unreleased vehicle

[cyan coral]

someone answer this please im in the middle of upgrading it lol

[cerulean temple]

Pc

[wintry heron]

Homing

[patent ridge]

Ho ming

Homing*

[wintry heron]

Homing

[cyan coral]

mods heeheh

[cyan coral]

whats the diff ?

[wintry heron]

Barrage lots of missiles

[wintry heron]

Homing locks on target

[cyan coral]

ohh soo barage doesnt lock on ?

[wintry heron]

Na

[cyan coral]

aight thx

[cerulean temple]

Her dumb ass got banned for trying to say the n word

😆

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-buzz-lightyear-no-sign-of-intelligence-no-intelligent-life-disney-gif-19461084

[steady marten]

Is the weekly update

Today or tomorrow

[cerulean temple]

3 days

[visual veldt]

Wdym pc?

[cerulean temple]

Pc is how they get the unreleased cars

[visual veldt]

But how tho

Like only exclusive for pc?

Or smt

[cerulean temple]

Game files

[visual veldt]

But they won't get it in online ..

[cerulean temple]

Indeed

They get it in story to test them

[wintry heron]

I’ve gone from 84 to 91 % in one day in story mode completetion

[stuck beacon]

I just got an email from west coast classics on gta

anyone else had it?

[median saddle]

Smh missed some action

[cerulean temple]

Ring them

You get a little riddle for a media stick

[ornate sandal]

dont forget to go to mount chiliad at 3 am after getting 100%

and make sure the weather is raining or theres a strom by cheats

[lofty epoch]

you can't get achievements in a session you used cheats in

[ornate sandal]

im telling him to get 100% first THEN use cheats to make weather stormy/rainy so he can see the 3 am mount chiliad easter egg

then leave session if he wants to get trophies ig

[lofty epoch]

makes sense

[wintry heron]

I’ll finish everything then just sit at Chiliad until it spawns

I’m also trying to grind to 1 billion lol

[visual veldt]

Story?

[wintry heron]

No in online

[visual veldt]

Woah

How much u at rn ?

[wintry heron]

So essentially I’m trying to get 100% completion in gta v story and platinum all awards in both story and online while also grinding for 1 billion

I’m at 6.2 million rn bc of the latest dlc

[visual veldt]

Nixe

Nice*

[ornate sandal]

when you say grind to 1 billion you mean how much money youve earned in total throughout you gta career or you wanna have a billion sitting in your bank account

cuz nowadays we cant just solo grind cayo for hours on end

[wintry heron]

Kinda both but ig more the first one

[visual veldt]

Let me know if u ever need any help

I will try to help u out on ur goal

[ornate sandal]

also bro the platnium for gta 5 is insane its like 0.1 percent of people got it

[wintry heron]

Thanks bro so much

[visual veldt]

What does it mean like when I complete heist it says my user and platinum

[wintry heron]

And by platinum I just mean fully completing each award

[visual veldt]

Any like benefit from it?

[ornate sandal]

ohhhhhhhhh

shi my bad

[wintry heron]

Although some of the awards do require platinum in heists

Once gta 6 drops I will immediately start working on awards so I don’t have to deal wit h 10 yrs worth of stuff yk

[visual veldt]

.

[wintry heron]

Like how well you’d did in that heist or mission too bc it’s in some mission’s as well

[visual veldt]

Oh ok

Ty

[wintry heron]

Like for example some awards require you to have certain Amount of platinums from heists to get it

[visual veldt]

Oh

[wintry heron]

You got a pc?

[visual veldt]

No

Ps4

[wintry heron]

Oh

[visual veldt]

Hmm

Anyways let me know anything u need help with I will ask my friends if it's something in which u need someone to play with u

And byw anyone who need tip and easy way of getting king thingy out from police in the salvage yar mission lmm

[sonic gulch]

currently doing the kifflom story crap

I just put a rubber band on my controller for the desert walking part

[violet surge]

Whose idea was it to change the interaction menu?

It was unchanged for years

[sonic gulch]

I like it its more clean and compact

[thorny imp]

it has been shit since they fucked up the ewo mechanic

the game had already been shit for 3 years at that point, but removing it didnt help at all

[violet surge]

It’s just confusing

I’m trying to get used to it

[sonic gulch]

not after a while

I'm used to it and it's more straightforward

[sonic gulch]

just use stickys

[violet surge]

The only thing I like about it is that it’s easier to get to armor and snacks during battle

But that’s it

[sonic gulch]

not ammo

[thorny imp]

cant use them in a car tho

[sonic gulch]

it's harder to get ammo I think

[thorny imp]

and its also cringy

[sonic gulch]

go out in style and use a rpg

[thorny imp]

much rather first person shoot+look back+ewo

that shit used too look clean as FUCK

[violet surge]

Go to ammunition

[thorny imp]

also

cant ewo on explosives with bst+armor

[sonic gulch]

I dont use bts and armor so that doesn't affect me

[violet surge]

It did take me a second to find my spawn location

Like “preferences”

That’s a bit random

But ok

[sonic gulch]

its more professional which I don't like

like uses big boy words

[violet surge]

I thought you just said you liked it

[sonic gulch]

I have mixed feelings

[violet surge]

Well regardless I hate it

[sonic gulch]

I've been playing story mode lately so idm it rn

I'm trying to get 100% on trophies

[violet surge]

Nice

[sonic gulch]

I'm no where close

[violet surge]

Oof

Me neither

Don’t even got the side missions lol

[sonic gulch]

I finished the main story but that's it

I'm gonna hate the golf and shit

especially stunt jumps

[violet surge]

Yeah I’m never gonna be able to 100 percent gta 5

Just impossible

[sonic gulch]

I'm on the kifflom shit rn

it's super annoying

and ridiculous

[violet surge]

I legit forgot about it

Think Michael wore it for one day

Cause I haven’t been on story a lot

[sonic gulch]

I'm on the desert part

I'm close to finishing it

[violet surge]

Nice

[sonic gulch]

like 4.4 miles out of 5

[violet surge]

Dam

Anywho just did my first chop shop robbery

Only did it to unlock police car

It helps pass time while my acid lab makes stuff

Then I do auto shop contract

Then I can sell whatever the stash house gave me

Today was bunker

Collect my nightclub safe money

Then acid lab sell

Then at the end night club sell

But that’s if only if I’m playing constantly, which I can’t

So the night club sell isn’t done as much

Think that’s all the ways I make money

Atm

[sonic gulch]

gta 5 story mode money is so useless

there's nothing cool or new to do when you're rich in story mode

[thorny imp]

i mean, when the dev director tried to focus on story mode he literally got fired from rockstar

and the game went downhill from there on

it is just delusional to still belive rockstar is a good company

[sonic gulch]

it's a good company when it's not focusing on anything gta related

[frigid burrow]

Fr

[thorny imp]

the worst dlcs in gtao were Doomsday, Afterhours and Arena war

2/3 werent even supposed to be in gta games

they were other games rockstar was workin on but were canceled

so the lazy as devs just threw their dumb work into gta like it would fit there

it didnt

[visual veldt]

Hi

What r y'all upto today?

[thorny imp]

i killed 2 kids on their way to school and got away with it

[visual veldt]

[visual veldt]

I pretty sure u had Lester on hold

[thorny imp]

lmaoooooo

fr

had that cops go blind eye fr

[steady marten]

Give me one reason I need to go to all the way on top of the map for some bolt cutters

[visual veldt]

Ye

Cuz u need em

Grind

Grind

I use to call merryweather before I had sparrow

And do all mission

Took me 45 min for each heist

[wintry heron]

So then ya don't make money as quick as ya would like to

So ya gotta spend 5 mins driven to top of map and all the way back

[stuck beacon]

I need 3 players for appartement heists, ps4. tag me iff dm takes too long! and dont tell me here about them channels because no one reads them.

[thorny imp]

wrong chat

[stuck beacon]

should I really care?

yall take this as iff its a boy doing his thing in the girls bathroom damn man

[thorny imp]

shit someones butt hurt

and fr no one reads those chats

[dusk pebble]

what chats

[frail dust]

where is the channel we're supposed to ask for help is?

[frigid burrow]

You get roles in https://discord.com/channels/722716210604671026/977567116460957827 and ask in the lfg channels

[visual veldt]

Dms

[dusk pebble]

but how are we supposed to know the exact person that i want to help me

[frigid burrow]

How you mean ?

[dusk pebble]

like I'm not gonna predict that someone is the guy that I want to help me, I need to send a message to everyone

right?

[frigid burrow]

Yes, that's why you have lfg channels, you seek help there, and anyone who is willing to help you will dm you or ping you

[dusk pebble]

what's that

oh alright forget it

[frigid burrow]

Looking for group

If you scroll down

You'll see it

PS5 e&e

Where you can seek help

[south crater]

Hi

Can anyone help me with my doomsday heist setups and finales

[tame forge]

i bought criminal enterprise version of Grand theft auto v on steam 1 year ago . But there is option in store that i can buy it again

should i buy it will it still give me second time

[south crater]

Can anyone help me

[frigid burrow]

Please go to lfg channels

In this case #🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4

@south crater

[tame forge]

or is it limited to once per account ?

[frigid burrow]

I think it's only 1 for one account

Am not too sure tho

[tame forge]

my friend is saying he bought it 2 days ago and he too bought the same gta v version from steam that i bought with criminal enter pack

but he did not receive the money

in gta v

wont rockstar games refund the money if they dont givr money to account ? how rude 😡

[frigid burrow]

Ya

[tame forge]

they will give ?

refund ?

[frigid burrow]

I think so, if your frnd is really trying hard and trying to contact r*.

Well then he should

[tame forge]

oh

[thorny imp]

is it just me or some cars are faster in story mode than in gtao?

the comet is so much faster in story mode bruh

[tame forge]

rockstar does give answer to customer support ? i thought they just dont reply

i will tell my friend to talk to them

[tame forge]

thank u bro

[frigid burrow]

Np (: happy to help.

[alpine nebula]

Guys should i hire another guy for my nichtclub for 150k

I have 225k rn

[frigid burrow]

I think you should.

It'll help you eventually

You can gain the money back anytime.

[visual veldt]

Bro it happened twice all players in my lobby suddenly exits

[visual veldt]

I don't think so

Earn more

Then buy it

[lofty epoch]

wait does bunker sell for 1 mil now

[thorny imp]

thats called having a bad network

[visual veldt]

No

All players of my lobby exits suddenly

[thorny imp]

all those guys you think exit

[visual veldt]

Also I got 300Mbps wifi

[frigid burrow]

It's a glitch/bug

[thorny imp]

are still together

[frigid burrow]

But*

[thorny imp]

you just got disconnected bro

[frigid burrow]

I've faced it as well

[visual veldt]

No

Bro

My friend is there

Others exit

[frigid burrow]

It's that you think they left

But actually, you leave

[visual veldt]

WT abt my friend

With me

[thorny imp]

are you and your friend very far away from each other irl?

[visual veldt]

No

[alpine nebula]

How much does full cocaine give

1mil?

[thorny imp]

420

sold for farther seller

[north shoal]

Hi, any way to get around you have been removed from gta online please download the latest patch I'm trying to downgrade to Los Santos drug wars

[lofty epoch]

can some1 answer my question pls

what is a fully upgraded bunkers maximum selling value nowadays

[thorny imp]

i dont think you can downgrade gta online without mods

[north shoal]

So I need a mod menu?

I've done it before

Do they like disable downgrading to certain updates after they become old enough?

[thorny imp]

im not even sure mods will allow you to do that

gta is not like minecraft where you can just chose at version you want to play on

[north shoal]

Then how did it work before

[thorny imp]

i dont think it was ever a thing in gta

[north shoal]

Ok

[thorny imp]

i dont think it has ever worked

unfortunately

[north shoal]

I managed to

[thorny imp]

i wish we could go back to 2017 bunker update

the last time gta was actually good

[north shoal]

To lsdw but today I'm having trouble

[unreal cape]

Guys I have the same type of shirt that Michael de santa wore in prolog

[north shoal]

Did it yesterday I think

Successfully

I joined a session

[alpine nebula]

Thanks

[thorny imp]

farther buyer*

[clear lodge]

Since the new cars came out, has the list of best cars for time trials and races changed? I have the money, but idk what vehicles are good for this because I've never really been interested in racing. XD

[thorny imp]

fr36 is the best coupe

besides that, nothing changed

[clear lodge]

any suggestion on best car overall? I'm kinda shit with cars that spin when I turn, but I need a car to complete stuff as easily as possible. already got a bike to do the ones where bikes can be used.

seeing a lot of stuff online that isn't useful at all. like... yeah, these are the fastest cars, but that isn't all there is.

[thorny imp]

you struggle with cars that oversteer

you need something that is more likely to understeer

the emerus might be really good for you

but you are looking to get the most out of your money, the Vagner is my favorite budget friendly car

im not sure if its still avaiable for sale

but it handles really well

[clear lodge]

not concerned about budget. I'll check out the emerus.

[short heath]

check the pinned messages!

I've posted a list there

[clear lodge]

awesome, thanks! 🙂

[wintry heron]

Anyone know how long do you have to wait so that you can do the Big Con approach again in the Diamond Casino Heist?

[sudden sigil]

@steady marten you typed the update message and pinned it at some point I don’t remember when, how did you type the time that it releases so that it shows for all time zones

[wintry heron]

Yo lads

I need 4 people to help me with the original heists

I know it’s boring, but I haven’t been able to get it done

[vocal hearth]

Lfg exists for a reason my friend

[frigid burrow]

There's a link for that

I'll send it in your dms

[visual veldt]

Guys

Is doing time trials good for money

I own alll business so will it be worth to do them or i should work on buisnesses

[ornate aspen]

No do them it take 2 minutes to complete so take the money/time and you will get a very good money/hour income

[ornate aspen]

I think it’s no cool-down you have to do it in another way before you can do it again and that time it’s going to be “harder” to do it

[visual veldt]

Which is the fastest vehicle i can get for time trial

I am on PS4 ,so sadly no hsw

[ornate aspen]

The ninja bike maybe🤔

[visual veldt]

What about cars

[ornate aspen]

Kriger is always a good car

[visual veldt]

Where can I find this 2 car( i mean website)

[ornate aspen]

Both is in legendary

[visual veldt]

Ohk ty

[ornate aspen]

They both very expensive but worth it

[visual veldt]

There's no ninja bike in there

[ornate aspen]

Nagasaki something

[visual veldt]

There r alot of nagasaki

[ornate aspen]

Cost around 2,5 million I think

[visual veldt]

Ok

Ohk got the bike

Let me check on car

I bought the br8

It seemed cool

Ty

I spent like 5.7-6mil