🚔┃gta-discussion

[minor radish]

At paleto bay

[north heath]

Thank you

[celest zephyr]

guys

i bought the chumash bunker is it good

[crude vigil]

I have it myself and I like it

I think it’s the best bang for your buck one

[celest zephyr]

alrighty

yea

its close to highway and the city

thanks ^^

[faint abyss]

hey lads

if i do the contract with a friend, will we both get 2 million, or do we split it and get a million each

[celest zephyr]

Dr dre contract?

im pretty sure associates only get like 100-200k

dont quote me on that

yea

associates get 100k

the host gets 2 mil

[cerulean temple]

It was 50k without 2x

[celest zephyr]

yupp

[cerulean temple]

Not worth it to join someone tbh

[celest zephyr]

yea

only 50k

for quite

a lot of work

gonna try to complete a contract before thursday im kinda broke

[cerulean temple]

I wanna but mine is broken

[vocal finch]

For this week is the hangar the best buisness?

[polar iron]

Yes

[vocal finch]

Ok thx

[faint abyss]

oh wow thats so cringe

my dad just started playing im trying to help him get money

thats why i asked lol

[celest zephyr]

cool dad

my dad barely talks to me

[celest zephyr]

i recommend you help him do drug wars

[faint abyss]

ive got casino imma do that with him rq

[celest zephyr]

alrighty

have fun

[faint abyss]

cheers

[silent owl]

is deveste eight good?

[short heath]

Not really

It’s got a top end but cornering is horrible to put it nicely @silent owl

[silent owl]

what good car can I buy then ?

[celest zephyr]

buy a gobblin

[silent owl]

where

should I buy nightshark ?

[violet cypress]

@silent owl At Warstock Cache & Carry you’ll also need the Mobile Operations to customize it

Mod shops are unavailable for that vehicle

[faint abyss]

we fucked up

and gave up

any suggestions guys

[celest zephyr]

drug wars

easy mission

free business

and good car

[frigid pebble]

Depends on what u want

[faint abyss]

money

im gonna do some stuff for him while hes at work tomorrow

[hardy abyss]

Anybody know some car mod imani tech that have primary weapons?

[frigid pebble]

Then i think any armored vehicule can help

[short heath]

For supers for you it’s the emerus

[maiden mountain]

Buffalo STX

[open fossil]

What’s the free one from acid lab missions?

[severe needle]

Happy Birthday to GTA 5

They did nothing to celebrate it bro

[strange fern]

Anniversary

[wintry heron]

Sad

Free 69 billion

Gta+ only

[severe needle]

GTA+ sucks

[wintry heron]

Yea btw it was a joke about the 69 billion

[strange fern]

Lol

[severe needle]

When will they pull the plug on GTAO?

It’s almost 10 years

[maiden mountain]

They won’t until people stop buying shark cards

[strange fern]

Can’t wait for 20 years

[thin trout]

30 yrs

[frigid burrow]

40

[thin trout]

80 then

[frigid burrow]

6969

[strange fern]

Just 20.

[thin trout]

99999

my final offer gta prob wont make 100k yrs

[severe needle]

I want the GTA 6 trailer

I swear I am going to die before the game comes out

[crystal timber]

ngl i think rockstar's gonna announce it in 2-3 years

[ivory torrent]

You never know with R*

[crystal timber]

true

[crude vigil]

Fucking hell, 25 crates destroyed from my hangar sale😂

There goes 3 mil

Or rather the 4 hours or so that went in to it

[crystal timber]

griefers?

[severe needle]

I swear to god the game is older than most of the playerbase

[crude vigil]

Yeah I was practically there with my trailer I just needed to park it in there and there were 2 guys with jets that destroyed me

[crystal timber]

havent touched the game in months. Griefers are still a thing? lmao

[turbid patrol]

do you know how to obtain the new tshirts for the anniversary? not the 3 outfits but the t-shirts

[cerulean temple]

Shops

[turbid patrol]

I can't find em

[cerulean temple]

Is the penaud la coureuse worth it?

[cerulean temple]

Look under special

[turbid patrol]

I don't like it but others says it's fast

so imo no

[cerulean temple]

Just watched a video it has lock on jam can take like 10 rockets and is fast

How much is it

[turbid patrol]

do I need GTA +?

[livid heart]

how do you get in the mclaren at the end of the finale of the dre contract? i always get put in the range rover and cant get out

[turbid patrol]

u gotta do it alone

[turbid patrol]

I don't think that can take more than 1 rocket maybe in the video wasn't hited

[cerulean temple]

You definitely saw something else

[crude vigil]

Yes it’s super fast and it’s armoured with that

With the white sunstrip it has more armor don’t ask me why

[cerulean temple]

What about on last gen

I haven't got a normalish car in a while was thinking of it after I watched a video

[glad summit]

Last gen that car has hsw

[turbid patrol]

sry my bad@cerulean temple

[cerulean temple]

It does?

[glad summit]

And Imani tech

Yeah

[cerulean temple]

Where is it?

[glad summit]

lMS

Legendary motor sport

[cerulean temple]

Oh

[glad summit]

Should be on first page

[cerulean temple]

1.9

[glad summit]

Yea

[soft karma]

Hello bro

[glad summit]

Super vaccum

[soft karma]

Should i sell buffalo stx

[glad summit]

Hellooo

[soft karma]

I dont like it

[cerulean temple]

?

[glad summit]

Why sell cars just keep them in storage

[glad summit]

I call those electric cars vaccumms

[cerulean temple]

Oh

Imma get it

[glad summit]

[cerulean temple]

I shall be under 100 😳

[soft karma]

Yea but i lowkey wasted my moneh

Money*

[glad summit]

But you can get fast money lowkey aswell

[turbid patrol]

btw Its a bug

6 sticky bombs with the white sunstrip fukaru

[glad summit]

Yea saw something Luke that

[turbid patrol]

he says if u r inside the car maybe can take more hits

[glad summit]

The evolution has that too the normal karuma with a livery

[cerulean temple]

Got it

[glad summit]

Thought was. The White strip livery

[cerulean temple]

Finally can put my agency garage to use and the new mod shop I added

[glad summit]

Nice one

[livid heart]

whats the best location to put all ur businesses in one spot

[glad summit]

What you mean

To buy the locations of certain spots?

Wel if you grind your MC's and bunker and such, then buy an arcade with Master Terminal,

And for locations, MC around Sandy shores,
And the other in city,

[cerulean temple]

Where?

[glad summit]

HSW upgrade n Ls Car meet

[cerulean temple]

Oh

Thanks

[glad summit]

Haw upgrades always ls car meet on next gen

[cerulean temple]

On gen?

[glad summit]

You'll have a laptop also there which contains the HSW list

HSW only on Next gen,

Not ps 4 or pc or old gens

[cerulean temple]

You said this car was HMS

[glad summit]

Hsw upgradable on next gen

[cerulean temple]

😳

[glad summit]

Aa last gen next gen you get the point right bobby

😆

[cerulean temple]

What does HMS even do?

[ancient lava]

is the cayo rply gltch still working for ps4 ?

[glad summit]

HSW,

[cerulean temple]

Ask the mods they should know

[glad summit]

It's an extra upgrade for the car that give the car an extra full acceleration bar

And hsw performance

Of Engine brakes susp etc

[cerulean temple]

Is that all so the explosive damage is not added

[glad summit]

Lol cat 😂

[glad summit]

What you mean? Not added

It's only makes the car handle and go faster, but for armor, you can put Imani tech on it and it will last a slightly longer

[cerulean temple]

Does HMS increase bomb damage

[livid heart]

if i buy a new agency does my progress on dre contract get restarted

[glad summit]

Nah only performance wise

Donno that

Think so but not sure

[cerulean temple]

Still need a permanent paint job

[glad summit]

For your hair or

[cerulean temple]

The car

[glad summit]

I went for black with the French stripe

[tender wolf]

Time to see dr Dre

[cerulean temple]

I want that wet oil look I have seen

[tender wolf]

I wanna watch paint dry

What the best facility

[cerulean temple]

Mine in on the windmill hill

[glad summit]

Say hi for me

[tender wolf]

Bro someone has there kid crying in the background and just told them shut up bitch

[glad summit]

She has a ruff day

[tender wolf]

I need 400k more

For the orb

[hardy pendant]

Are there any like live events rn

[glad summit]

Yeah and then you need 750k each launch

[tender wolf]

I’m

[glad summit]

Whosr worth a 700k to 1 m

[tender wolf]

Ik

[hardy pendant]

And 900k to buy it

[glad summit]

Yea bro needs 400k more

[hardy pendant]

Lol

Orb aint worth it

[glad summit]

Couple lamar or trevor missions

[hardy pendant]

Lol

[tender wolf]

Ik

[glad summit]

It's a waste but fun to have when you have money to burn

[ancient lava]

they should attach orbital cannon to oppessor mk 2

[hardy pendant]

The trevor contact missions are they in the same thing as all other missions?

[hardy pendant]

Lol

[glad summit]

MK2 got nerfed alot,

[tender wolf]

I don’t have money to burn I’m trying to get the khanjali

[hardy pendant]

Now it aint worthing

[glad summit]

Mk2 was the deadliest out there

[hardy pendant]

worth it*

[ancient lava]

no still worth it for all player types

[glad summit]

Now it's just a Flying horse

[hardy pendant]

I just use it for like cargo and stuff not for griefing

[glad summit]

Yea same

[hardy pendant]

I USED to grief but that was like years ago

[glad summit]

[glad summit]

Then bro got fkd up real bad and he stopped

[ancient lava]

me too then i got put in a bad sport lobby

couldn't even get out without getting killed

[late summit]

Anyone know how to get the epsilon outfit it says to tip the dude in the night club 577 times but it won’t let me tip him

[shy pine]

tf for the gtaweb im finally getting all the collectables on my character

[shy pine]

its the bathroom attandent

[late summit]

Yeah Ik that unless there a second bathroom ion know about😭

[tender wolf]

Just got griefed by a deluxo player then 8-3 him

And made him rage quit

[hardy pendant]

deluxo is like mid

[green token]

Should I get the koshaska since is 2x

[hardy pendant]

what is 2x?

[ivory torrent]

Agency you mean?

[green token]

2x for the dr.dre contract

[hardy pendant]

Kosatka isnt 2x

I was thinking

[tender wolf]

That not the kosatka

[glad summit]

[hardy pendant]

?

[green token]

Imma do the contract

To get the koshaska

[glad summit]

2x ment double payout

[green token]

Yeah

[hardy pendant]

Im just getting drunk for the epsilon shirt

[glad summit]

[hardy pendant]

I mean if I would get an outfit irl for getting drunk I would have had it 100 times lmao

[vocal finch]

Guys is it better to buy supplies for the hanger or get them urself

[faint abyss]

I like to get them myself, but that's me personally

[tender wolf]

So I should just buy a facility

[hardy pendant]

y

[faint abyss]

wut

no

facility is ass

[tender wolf]

I shouldn’t get the orbital

[hardy pendant]

no

[tender wolf]

Khanjali and doomsday heist

[faint abyss]

the only thing facility is useful for is orb cannon

doomsday heist is too long and hard for the payout

[hardy pendant]

Still not worth it for that only for avenger

[hardy pendant]

I agree with that

[tender wolf]

I want the khanjali

[faint abyss]

yeah avenger really is it

[hardy pendant]

THen buy it

[faint abyss]

it stores in your hangar i think dude

[tender wolf]

I need a facility

[hardy pendant]

I think it says that u need a facility

[cerulean temple]

https://tenor.com/view/git-gitgoodscrub-scrub-noob-getgood-gif-21752358

[tender wolf]

Why the fuck would a tank store in your hangar

[faint abyss]

idk in story the tank stores in your hangar

[tender wolf]

Where planes are supposed to be

[faint abyss]

only makes sense it would carry over

[hardy pendant]

[vocal finch]

Oh ok

[tender wolf]

It goes in your facility

[faint abyss]

ok yeah i looked it up it stores in your facility

so my bad

[tender wolf]

I wanna get it

[faint abyss]

and then in that case just invest in a facility

that way you can get avenger too

[tender wolf]

Which one tho

[faint abyss]

do san andreas mercenaries n shit

[tender wolf]

I think the avenger can go in your facility

[cerulean temple]

Avenger can go in hangar

[faint abyss]

which is actually quite fun

[tender wolf]

It cost like 6M tho

[faint abyss]

it goes in hangar or facility but there's a dedicated spot in facility for it

[faint abyss]

yeah shit expensive

then again everything is

[tender wolf]

Yea

I have 2.3M rn

[faint abyss]

so rockstar can be like "wawa pwease buy shark cards uwu"

i got 3.5 rn

bouta have 5.5 my contract nearly done

[tender wolf]

I’m about to start one

[faint abyss]

literally just doing that and watching shameless on my laptop

i love my life

except for the chronic hip pain at 16

that kinda sucks

but all in all good

[tender wolf]

I watch yt on my phone

[faint abyss]

i used to before we got wi-fi

now i use my laptop coz is better

also easier to use

i have more experience typing on my laptop for school stuff rather than my phone

[tender wolf]

Dam

I used my laptop for everything until I got my phone

[rapid lantern]

GTA

[soft karma]

Yo chat should i buy vapid trophy truck

[cerulean temple]

Lol mark 2 griefers ain't shit without lock on

[faint abyss]

Dude...you might be onto something.

[ivory torrent]

Lol they lack a brain to begin with

[cerulean temple]

Got a lock on jammer car

He sent a hit on me and a 9k bounty

[rapid lantern]

I am , just got banned on a server today

[faint abyss]

damn what you do

[fickle violet]

Y’all upset about the 10th year update but I’ve already made 10 million

[ivory torrent]

k.

[ancient lava]

what does you makinh 10 million today have to do with anniversary update

[rapid lantern]

Banned for being homophobic

[faint abyss]

i mean were you being homophobic

[ivory torrent]

In this day & Era, you'd be banned for less

[rapid lantern]

All id like to say is "how can i be homophobic my _____ is ___"

[faint abyss]

what

[ancient lava]

reported

[faint abyss]

what does that mean

[ancient lava]

[rapid lantern]

Not really , i just told the guy what he was when se said some bad words to me

[rapid lantern]

Its a song ig you dont know about it

[faint abyss]

Listen...did you at any point...say that one word that starts with F? Not fuck.

[rapid lantern]

Female ?

😭😂

[faint abyss]

no you know it starts with f

then carries on with an a

then perhaps it might end in a g

[rapid lantern]

Fart ? 🤔

I seriously dont know which word you mean 😂

[faint abyss]

the one a brit might call a cigarette

[rapid lantern]

Dm me maybe !?

[faint abyss]

im good

[rapid lantern]

Lol

[faint abyss]

pretty sure we know the word im talking about

i think u lyin

[rapid lantern]

I dont i swear 😭

[ancient lava]

last three letters are "got"

[faint abyss]

yeah

[ivory torrent]

I see

[faint abyss]

British Cigarette, then "got"

[ivory torrent]

Sounds similar to an instrument

[faint abyss]

what how

[ancient lava]

you mean game of thrones ?

[rapid lantern]

I think i might know what you mean

[faint abyss]

what instrument

[faint abyss]

you son of a bitch

[rapid lantern]

It doesnt end with a g tho

[ancient lava]

okay mommy calm down

[rapid lantern]

You just called a 15 year old boy a mommy !? 😂

[wintry heron]

Whats the best armored car in gta for explosives

[ancient lava]

nightshark and insurgent

[wintry heron]

Ok

Good

[ancient lava]

or mobile operations center but it's a truck

[wintry heron]

And bulletproof and explosive

[rapid lantern]

Cypher

[faint abyss]

im 16 i forgot to update my bio

imma do it now

thx

[ancient lava]

armored kuruma is bulletproof but it's done with one missile

[rapid lantern]

Lol

[wintry heron]

I know that

I want the best combo

Lol i know it

A khanjali

[faint abyss]

pssh its obviously the bmx

duh

[wintry heron]

Lol

[ancient lava]

just get a go kart

[rapid lantern]

I didnt btw

[faint abyss]

i love my go kart

[faint abyss]

i hope not

[ancient lava]

i don't

[faint abyss]

[wintry heron]

is a khanjali good actually

[faint abyss]

best tank

so yeah

[rapid lantern]

Doesnt seem that bad of a word

[wintry heron]

I know

There are 2 tanks

But is a tank good

[ancient lava]

tanks are useless in the online

[faint abyss]

i mean i let some of my friends say it since i can give them permission

[wintry heron]

Or is a f150 rajiu better

[faint abyss]

but it depends on context really

imo

[rapid lantern]

So can i get the permission too ?

[ancient lava]

like you are done if another person is using mk2

[wintry heron]

Who me?

[faint abyss]

no ur not a friend of mine

[rapid lantern]

Also i need the N word pass too 😂😂

[ancient lava]

if ur using tank in freemode

[wintry heron]

Yes ofc

[ancient lava]

i give you that

[wintry heron]

But not in a rajiu

[ancient lava]

for 1 months, then $23.99 monthly

[rapid lantern]

Thanks N...no ill not say it

[faint abyss]

well i cant give you that one im of the caucasian persuasion

[royal tendon]

Hello fellowes

[wintry heron]

What should i buy now?

[ancient lava]

just trial

[wintry heron]

And not the faggio

[ancient lava]

what are you searching for ?

[wintry heron]

Idk

[faint abyss]

[ancient lava]

i'm white anyways

[wintry heron]

Something fun or useful

[faint abyss]

[rapid lantern]

Bruh

[faint abyss]

Enough Casual Racism, time to go competitive. 😈

[shy pine]

deluxo or mk2 opresser

[rapid lantern]

Whos racist ?

[wintry heron]

Deluxo is cool

[rapid lantern]

Im not

[wintry heron]

But a mk 2 is boring

And im waiting for sale

[shy pine]

its great for grinding

[wintry heron]

I know

[ancient lava]

i'm white but since my phone case is black i have the right to give you a monthly n word pass

[wintry heron]

I have all businesses

Dont need a mk2

Have a sparrow as well

[faint abyss]

so you own a black individual

sus

[wintry heron]

And a rajiu and planning on buying a akulaa

[limpid current]

Guys is selling 25 crates of medical supplies and 25 crates of chemicals seperately gives the same payout as selling 50 single type of crates?

[rapid lantern]

My of my things are black so i give everyone a N word pass

[shy pine]

than buy the super yacht

[ancient lava]

you can't

[wintry heron]

50 single tipes is more

Bcs of bonus

50 is 70%bonus

[limpid current]

But 25 crates gives 35% bonus tho?

[shy pine]

yes

[wintry heron]

Then it doesnt matter i g

[rapid lantern]

I wasnt asking 🗿

[ancient lava]

ur racist then

[limpid current]

So selling seperately also gives same payout

[faint abyss]

whats the multiplier on hangar sells this week i forgor

[rapid lantern]

🤷🏻‍♂️

[shy pine]

2x

[ember fjord]

Double

[faint abyss]

dang

i dont feel SO bad about not doing it then

[shy pine]

so is the dr drea missions

[faint abyss]

i just been doing cayo, contract, payphone hits, and i did a pac standard on friday just for shits and gigs

and a couple casinos

[wintry heron]

Ok

Thats cool

[faint abyss]

i wanna do another cayo or even some hangar stuff but it's 2:30am and i should prolly go to bed

[wintry heron]

Yes probably

[shy pine]

ya think

[wintry heron]

Contract is double payout noe

Right?

[ancient lava]

you can come here and do it it's 7 pm here

[wintry heron]

Lol

[faint abyss]

word?

brt

[ancient lava]

wdym

[faint abyss]

[faint abyss]

wdym wdym

[rich cipher]

Is dr Dre still 2X money?

[shy pine]

yes the dre stuff is

[faint abyss]

yea just did one

[ancient lava]

???

[faint abyss]

WDYM WDYM

[rich cipher]

Good I’m going to grind one of them

[faint abyss]

attaboy

[rich cipher]

Is airplane workshop worth it?

[glad summit]

Dre will be 2x till On coming Thursday,

[rich cipher]

Dang

I got lots of time to grind dr Dre

S

[faint abyss]

im considering just pulling an all nighter i cant work tomorrow coz i fucked up my hip real bad

[rich cipher]

Danm rip

[faint abyss]

my only problem is i have a dr's appointment

[glad summit]

you can Ez plunder him with 50-70 Millions

replacing it will be charged ?

[faint abyss]

imma consult my facebook polls group brb

[rich cipher]

🎷🐛

[glad summit]

hahaha consult

should i sleep or play dre

[strange fern]

This weekly

[glad summit]

[rich cipher]

Play dr Dre

[glad summit]

not weekly , every week its different

[strange fern]

I know

[glad summit]

aaa MB i read your sentece wrong then

[rich cipher]

@ Tee gee gee

[glad summit]

tought you ment ''this weekly?''

[ancient lava]

naur i changed my mind you can't come here

[faint abyss]

[digital basin]

[rich cipher]

Rate ing of casino penthouse missions?

[strange fern]

Idk

[rich cipher]

Rating

[strange fern]

U

[ancient lava]

it gives you a free car when you complete the storyline

[rich cipher]

0.0001 only for the car and 1000000

Dollers

[ivory torrent]

You asked that earlier too didn't you?

[cerulean temple]

I like them

[faint abyss]

interesting 😏

[ancient lava]

so apparently players needs to pay a montly fee to listen to radio stations in GTA online except for the Music Locker

[cerulean temple]

Lie

[ancient lava]

it's true bc it's the 10th anniversary of thr game which means licenses for that songs in the radio stations are over

[ancient lava]

starting from 2024

[ancient lava]

same thing happened to GTA 4 in 2018 but they just deleted the radio stations instead bc no one plays it

[cerulean temple]

They will pay for them again

R*

[faint abyss]

they fucking better

i just wanna listen to mike posner and rihanna while i shoot cops and rob stores

[soft karma]

Guys it s vapid trophy truck good?

[cerulean temple]

Spotify or yt

[faint abyss]

cant be fucked

[strange fern]

Yt

[cerulean temple]

Yes?

[faint abyss]

Shut up. You're wrong.

[wintry heron]

hi

[glad summit]

[strange fern]

I don’t shut up

[faint abyss]

i grow up

[ancient lava]

the energy you give off is the energy you receive so stop being so agro and love the music

[faint abyss]

ahem what

[ancient lava]

exactly

[short heath]

Let’s take it back to gta talk alr?

[ember fjord]

Back to gta people, where getting off topic

[ember fjord]

Ty

[short heath]

If you want to discuss whatever is going on here take it to #💬┃gorilla-chat

And @ember fjord you don’t need to tell them

[ember fjord]

We were literally talking at the same time

[wintry heron]

What should i get with the money from dr dre? (I have kosatka,agency,bunker,mc,nightclub and maze bank west)

[short heath]

You don’t have to say it

[ancient lava]

you can trade your office with maze bank tower

[ember fjord]

I was literally doing the same message you were doing at the exact same time, I just do the same thing as you

[wintry heron]

How do i do that? (I only played for 3 weeks and i dont know everything)

[short heath]

Yes but in your case it’s mini modding, end of the argument.

[wintry heron]

And what does that benefit me?

[ancient lava]

well you just go ahead on the internet and buy the maze bank tower

that's it

[wintry heron]

Oh ok

[ancient lava]

the maze bank west office will be gone since u bought the maze bank tower

[ancient lava]

it's in the center of the city and have a great view

[wintry heron]

Oh and do i get any money back? (Btw i got the maze bank west for free from a pack but i forgot what pack)

[ancient lava]

oh you don't

[ember fjord]

Ok

[ancient lava]

then you can't trade it i think

[wintry heron]

That can wait, i dont rlly cate about the view i just want to make money

Care**

[ancient lava]

then do cayo

[wintry heron]

That gets a bit boring after i did it a bunch of times

[ivory torrent]

There's more ways than just cayo y'know

[ancient lava]

it's the easiest

but it gets repetitive and boring

[ivory torrent]

Ofc but if it's on cooldown, what else lol

[wintry heron]

Yea

[strange fern]

what should I do in GTA?

[ivory torrent]

I have filled my friends hangar twice this week, he got 10M for both sales combined roughly

[ancient lava]

i just use the hangar as a storage for air vehicles

[wintry heron]

Oof, i barely know how to fill it myself =]

[ancient lava]

you should do the fleeca job that'll make you rich

[ivory torrent]

Thankfully there were 4 of us so it didn't take too long

[soft karma]

Ay vru, i bought the buffalo stx, maxed it out and sold it 10 hours later🤣🤫

[wintry heron]

What do you need to start it?

[ivory torrent]

Any high end apartment, between 200K - 1.1M

[soft karma]

And with the money i got back i bought clothes🤣🤣‼️🔥🚨🤫

[ivory torrent]

The 200K one is just fine

[wintry heron]

Oof, i have not even done the prison break from apartment heists =]]

[soft karma]

What about some luxury

[ivory torrent]

Waste of money my man

[ancient lava]

dude i'm joking

it pays like 100k it's the starter heist

[ivory torrent]

Ouch

[ivory torrent]

70% is roughly 175K

[ancient lava]

apartment heists are the best

for fun

[ivory torrent]

I still enjoy doing them from time to time

[ancient lava]

not payout

[wintry heron]

I think imma just go and do dr dre since i have already done 3 setup missions

[ivory torrent]

Except when your teammates combined are as dumb as a pile of rocks

[ancient lava]

yeah

[wintry heron]

Me =]]]

[ivory torrent]

I've seen guys flat out doing the opposite of what the game said lol

[wintry heron]

Not really

[wintry heron]

Oh then im not that dumb

[ancient lava]

i think i deserve an award bc i completed the humane labs EMP setup with randoms

[ivory torrent]

Haha, it can always be worse

[wintry heron]

Im just dumb at the game in general, i dont use everything i own

For example i use the kosatka to do cayo everytime i can

[faint abyss]

usually the case tbh

[wintry heron]

But i barely even use my bunker

[ancient lava]

me too

[faint abyss]

they share a combined 2 brain cells and theyre both fighting for third place

[ivory torrent]

That's more like a compliment to them

[wintry heron]

=]

[ivory torrent]

To assume they even have braincells

[ancient lava]

the facility too

[faint abyss]

mm true

[ancient lava]

ur done with it after the doomsday heists

[faint abyss]

never stated the brain cells were alive tho

[wintry heron]

Off

Oof*

[ivory torrent]

nah, even if they dead, they still lack em

[glad summit]

[faint abyss]

they lack brain cells like a 1950's woman lacks ri[REDACTED]

[ivory torrent]

I've seen guys who flat out blew themselves up

[ivory torrent]

Hold it right there buddy, lemme call the FBI

[faint abyss]

pls no

[glad summit]

Terrorist bombers

[faint abyss]

i not bad man

[ivory torrent]

k the CIA then

[wintry heron]

I do that just if people troll (steal my car, shoot random people etc.)

[ivory torrent]

Yeah except they killed no one but themselves 😁

[faint abyss]

call tsa

[ancient lava]

no the IAA

[wintry heron]

What should i do rn? Dr dre or fill my bunker?

[ancient lava]

i do it too when someone tries to get me with an rc bandito or rc tank

[faint abyss]

how far along you with dr dre

[ivory torrent]

I meant on heists lol

[wintry heron]

I think 3-4 setups done

[faint abyss]

yeah do that

[wintry heron]

Ok

[faint abyss]

its 2 milli and its pretty easy

[wintry heron]

Then i think il ask in #💻〢other-lfg-pc if i can get help filling my hangar

Bunker**

[ancient lava]

it shows up as no access

[ivory torrent]

Yeah he redirected you to the PC lfg channel lol

[ancient lava]

oh Ok

[ivory torrent]

Yours should be something like #lfg-other-ps4 or something

[faint abyss]

bro's a [REDACTED] going to the US

[ancient lava]

yeah

[wintry heron]

??

[ivory torrent]

🙂

[faint abyss]

someone from the country directly south of the us

[ivory torrent]

I see

[faint abyss]

yeaaaaah

[wintry heron]

...

[ivory torrent]

Gustavo Mota 😉

[ancient lava]

there should be a smurf cat emoji

[wintry heron]

Yea ok ig

[faint abyss]

yeaaaaaaaaaaah

[wintry heron]

Fr

[faint abyss]

god pls dont give them any ideas

[ancient lava]

or that strawberry elephant

[ancient lava]

watch Apple bring that with iPhone 16 as a "new feature"

[faint abyss]

instead of the clock emojis its just smurf cat

[ashen peak]

It's the place where you have to ask, not here

[ivory torrent]

I'm too shit poor to afford an iPhone, so I'm stuck with Android 🙂

[faint abyss]

same

my phone such a pos

half the time it doesnt let me answer a fucking call

[ivory torrent]

Well at least you get calls

[ancient lava]

i just don't see anything special for iPhones

[faint abyss]

true

[ancient lava]

i use android too

[ivory torrent]

I as a loner in my basement won't get any

[faint abyss]

"camewa"

[ember fjord]

Back to gta

[faint abyss]

da camewa quawity bettuh

[ancient lava]

iFruit phones are better

[faint abyss]

fr

[ivory torrent]

Yeah man, especially the battery life

[ancient lava]

there's a website for them in the game but i can't order it 😦

[faint abyss]

Like when was the last time you saw Michael's phone go flat?

[ivory torrent]

Never

[faint abyss]

watch thatll be a feature in gta 6

having to charge your phone

[ivory torrent]

Ait, Ain't buying that

[faint abyss]

and they'll charge you $20 for infinite battery life

[ancient lava]

$9.99 monthly (Tax included)

[ivory torrent]

Reackstar Games

[ember fjord]

When is the next ifruit coming out

[faint abyss]

fr i want ifruit 17

[ivory torrent]

Good question

[ancient lava]

the ifruit 9x just came out in the game

[faint abyss]

so where's the iFruit 9XS Pro Max

[ancient lava]

idk we'll probably steal that from cayo perico for the next update

[faint abyss]

probably

[turbid forge]

need sum new firends to pl;ay w on gta😓

[ancient lava]

actually the game needs an Lifeinvader website

it's down

[faint abyss]

it'll be in gta 6 for $150 extra GST not included

[ancient lava]

go ahead and take my money

[faint abyss]

you do you boo

[ancient lava]

i'll chat with Tracey

[shy pine]

how much do i tip the bathroom guy?

[faint abyss]

Tracey Suxx specifically

[ancient lava]

571 i think

[faint abyss]

i dont remember :(

[shy pine]

okay i got chasing the truth

[faint abyss]

you're about....0.12% done

[ancient lava]

i'm curious how do people find out about that thing

[faint abyss]

some people dont have lives

[ancient lava]

like who was the first person to tip him 571 times and for what

[shy pine]

they do it to see if anything happens or cheeck the code

[faint abyss]

someone prolly just wanted to know the max amount of times you could tip him

i should prolly do a sleep

it 3:37 now

[shy pine]

gee ya think

[ancient lava]

that dude needs rehab

[odd canopy]

600 times to get epsilon robes

[shy pine]

ty

[odd canopy]

most mind numbing experience

worth it

[shy pine]

it is

[faint abyss]

he had Chronic 100% Completion Syndrome

alright lads imma finish this shameless episode and then im sleeping

bye bitch

[ancient lava]

i can't even imagine him playing RDR2

[ember fjord]

I would only tip the bathroom guy about $50 a day irl

So you don’t have to spam your fingers for so long

[ancient lava]

but i think you lose the streak

[ivory torrent]

I tipped him all those hundreds of dollars in one sitting, yay

[ancient lava]

i'm not sure

[shy pine]

ill stop at 300 and do more later

[odd canopy]

I did it in one sitting

[ember fjord]

Where are you like? Oh my God, can I get the robe?

[odd canopy]

I had to have a nap after that ordeal

[ancient lava]

can't we just steal the robe from Michael's house

[shy pine]

well im also getting all the collectables rn too

tf for the gtawed map

gtaweb*

[ivory torrent]

@ember fjord Look in gta media 😉

[ember fjord]

I use GTAseriesvideos for the collectibles. They do have a pretty decent routes for most of them

[ivory torrent]

I did the same, kinda annoying lol

[ember fjord]

Well done brother brother, next step for alien tattoo that’s what I’m going for

[ivory torrent]

It's the only tattoo I have lol, and I forgot I even had it since I never run around topless

[ember fjord]

I am actually going for the alien tattoo when snow comes to GTA. I already did the 600 bunker resupplies earlier this year.

[ivory torrent]

Ah nice

I'm not a huge fan of resupplying

[shy pine]

how do you get that one

[open fossil]

Good afternoon world

How’s this week update? I’m thinking of hopping on now

[ivory torrent]

Sup

[ivory torrent]

Pretty good actually

[open fossil]

Really?

[ember fjord]

First, you have to do 600 bunker resupply missions(that took me half a year), then you had to wait for it to be snowy/rainy weather at night, then you have to go to a Nightclub order an Macbeth whiskey shot, then you hope you wake up on top of Mount chilliad with the tattoo on your back

[ivory torrent]

Yeah, quite a lot of stuff to do

[open fossil]

You’ve sold me

[ivory torrent]

Hangar & Dr Dre contact are double money

Some irrelevant adversary mode is 3x and Trevor & Lamar contact missions are 4x

[soft karma]

Not worth it tbh

[open fossil]

That’s pretty fiya doe

Damn

Might be getting a new computer today. We’ll see how it goes

[ember fjord]

Best strategy for those bunker resupply missions to do 5 to 10 a day and having a tally app on your phone, that’s what I did

[soft karma]

When will they add a series of missions with michael or a bussiness we run with michael

[open fossil]

Legit grinder check

[soft karma]

Or michael entering Dr dre & partener

[open fossil]

Man whipping out the tally app

[ember fjord]

I have a lot of determination

[soft karma]

Half a year for a alien suit and tatoo is not worth it imo

[open fossil]

Sheesh

Why is that the sheesh emoji lol

[ember fjord]

Alien egg not suit

[soft karma]

Ok mb

[open fossil]

It is worth it. This is why you’re poor

No determination

[soft karma]

Nah, i just dont want it

[open fossil]

Pull yourself up by the bootstraps like a real man.

[ember fjord]

Trust me, my profile pic is a literally my character taking a selfie at the alien egg mission as proof

[soft karma]

I d rather grind for something that can help my gameplay and be fun

[open fossil]

And uh don’t cry either.

I don’t see a tattoo in your picture

[soft karma]

Dude💀

[timber lagoon]

Uh so when i try to request a payphone hit it says "Unavalible. Become a leader and complete a hit for Franklin to unlock"

[ember fjord]

You can see a UFO behind my head

That was the alien egg mission for the bunker

[timber lagoon]

Uh so when i try to request a payphone hit it says "Unavalible. Become a leader and complete a hit for Franklin to unlock"

[open fossil]

Idk could be a solar flare

Or a big frisbee

[ember fjord]

Just DM you a link to my social club photos

The second from the top has the alien egg in frame at the far right

[open fossil]

Idk if I should be clicking links to third party sites

[ember fjord]

It’s Rockstar’s social club

[open fossil]

Why does that sound familiar?

[ember fjord]

I know you’re joking, but at least take a look

[open fossil]

Idk man, I’ll have our guy in cybersecurity look at it and tell me if it’s safe. I can get back to you in a few days

[tender wolf]

I got my money up

2.4M

[coarse ivy]

@tender wolf check DMS

[soft karma]

What rank

[tender wolf]

my level?

[soft karma]

Yes, rank

[tender wolf]

77

[soft karma]

Im 74

[tender wolf]

Nice

what about it tho

[soft karma]

Buy an agency

W 2.4M

[tender wolf]

I have it

[coarse ivy]

@soft karma check DMS

[soft karma]

Maxed out?

[soft karma]

k

[coarse ivy]

Wait bo

No

It was a mistake

Sorry

[soft karma]

np

[tender wolf]

I got everything I need in it

the gun locker and vehicle workshop

[nimble talon]

I'm rank 234 as of today, 8000 when? 😭

[soft karma]

What armored imani tech vehichles do u own?

[tender wolf]

virtue

[soft karma]

Most players that are rank 8k used mods

[tender wolf]

I don't use it that much

[nimble talon]

lol I know.. and it's not most, it's all of them

[tender wolf]

I use mainly nightshark if Im in defense

[soft karma]

Get a buffalo stx, it s fast, easy to use,has guns on it

It s on discount this week

[nimble talon]

virtue fast tho

[soft karma]

Like 940k

I bought it yesterday but sold it

[tender wolf]

ik but you can get shot out pretty easily

that the problem with it

[soft karma]

It has semi bullet proof glasses, and cuz it s fast they wont be able to shot ur windows too much

[nimble talon]

griefers be griefing lol, they don't care what car you use

[tender wolf]

True

that why I ride around it Mk2 or toreador

[nimble talon]

Ruiner 2000 ?

[tender wolf]

blow them boys up

[nimble talon]

especially the fully loaded one? xD

[tender wolf]

only good if you do the glitch

[soft karma]

Most mk2 users are hella unskilled, so if u use an imani tech anti lock on missle vehicle, u can easliy counter them

[tender wolf]

yea the fully loaded

No you wanna know people who are unskill

if you see a deluxo

and you hear a lock on they're trash

because the deluxo has the second best missiles meaning most of them are counting on the missiles

[soft karma]

Dude i litterally used a stromburg and 2 mk2 users teamed on me, and they stood litterally next to my car hitting missles in it, i easliy killed them, mk2 user=unskill

[nimble talon]

alright zero, not to brag but you won't ever hear a lock on from any of my vehicles 😄

[tender wolf]

you have buffalo stx or virtue

[soft karma]

Cause u mostly play in invite only sessions+u dont rly use vehichles that got missles

[tender wolf]

I like riding around in anything I own

[nimble talon]

nah, cause I'm on PC and @tender wolf is on PS 5 😄 😄

different platforms lol

[wintry heron]

this sentence kinda sends a wrong message

[soft karma]

Fr, everyone should use pc servers

[tender wolf]

#📸┃gta-media someone clips you

[tender wolf]

you're dirty minded

[wintry heron]

[nimble talon]

hmm?

[soft karma]

Tryhard outfit at rank 77 is wild

[tender wolf]

someone can clip you there

[tender wolf]

wydm

[soft karma]

Only high rank people use those kind of outfits

[nimble talon]

he thinks Nightvision googles = tryhard.

[tender wolf]

Oh

[soft karma]

True

[soft karma]

Also a mk2

[tender wolf]

he must not know if even fought in the airport or some places it needed

[nimble talon]

thermal better 😄

[tender wolf]

Nah

[nimble talon]

but also sniper scopes

[tender wolf]

300k+ for a scope is crazy

[nimble talon]

just tryna mess, use whathever works for you.

[soft karma]

Also bro, whats ur main car

[tender wolf]

what mk2?

[soft karma]

U use like 7 cars/minute

[soft karma]

U said something abt u riding ur mk2

[nimble talon]

my all time most used? probably the kuruma lol

[soft karma]

I see u using the inusrgent pick up custom more

[tender wolf]

what does goggles have to do with a mk2

[soft karma]

Not the goggles

[tender wolf]

Im so confused

[soft karma]

Not rly most time used, my most time used is lamborghini urus even tho i only use the drag 1M bike and mil spec

🐺

[ivory torrent]

k

[soft karma]

Fym fam bruv vroh

[tender wolf]

Im so confused how Im a tryhard

when Im a level 77

[soft karma]

Ur outfit

It s like a rank 5 with ballisitic armor and khanjali tank

[tender wolf]

goggles dont make tryhard

[soft karma]

They do

[tender wolf]

no they don't most players have nightvision goggles

[late marsh]

You’re not a tryhard unless it’s thermal goggles, I say that as someone over level 700

[tender wolf]

that what nightvision goggles are

your only tryhard unless you are tryhard

[late marsh]

Night vision is shit

[tender wolf]

My outfit doesn't make me tryhard

[soft karma]

U mean 3% of players?

I barely even see 1 player using it in a lobby

[ember fjord]

Thermal / night vision goggles on a military looking outfit makes you look like a tryhard

[late marsh]

I mean, I’m not gonna lie I do in fact, have a tryhard outfit, even though I don’t grief, other players, or anything like that

[tender wolf]

no 95% players who are freemode

[soft karma]

+nobody uses the ability of night vission googles

[tender wolf]

so Im not a tryhard

[soft karma]

Dude there s like no one using it

[ember fjord]

As long as you’re not wearing a military working outfit

[soft karma]

1/2 players w them in a 20 player lobby at most

[tender wolf]

yea Im wearing a modded outfit so

[nimble talon]

I do have a militiary looking outfit without NV or thermal googles, does that make me look like a tryhard? 🤔

[tender wolf]

that has a cop bulletproof vest

[late marsh]

You can dress like a tryhard and not be a tryhard but you’re still dressing like a tryhard

[tender wolf]

and red joggers

[soft karma]

Im wearing a military outfit but not a cringy one full of armor and shi

[tender wolf]

isn't calling someone a tryhard when there not lowkey racist

it sterotyping

[late marsh]

Desert camo pattern or nothing, rockstar needs to add more pattern combinations

[soft karma]

What s even the point of wearing it, ur gta protagonist feels uncomfy bro, who would wear 62kg of armor on their body

[late marsh]

No you’re just dog whistling

[ember fjord]

Y’all should know what a generic tryhard outfit looks like

[soft karma]

I use the white and gray camo with a army gunrunning top

[tender wolf]

what bro clothes don't add weight to you

[soft karma]

And a ww2 hat

[soft karma]

If u rp that would be the weight u put on ur body

[late marsh]

Unless you’re on certain mission or heists

[tender wolf]

bro when you wear clothes in irl vs another pare of clothes irl you don't feel a difference

unless your police

[tender wolf]

Nah bro you know Im speaking

Cap

[late marsh]

Then, please tell me since you think it’s racist to accuse people of being a tryhard, what race do you think tryhards are?

[tender wolf]

I can wear some shortes with no shirt and then where some joggers and a shirt and I won't feel a difference

[tender wolf]

tryhards

think it it gta racism

[soft karma]

Armored suits make u slower, not able to jump and sometimes not able to drive

[tender wolf]

it like calling a grinder a grinder but there lazy

[late marsh]

Please go back to school you do not know the definition of racism

[tender wolf]

nah bro it gta racism

[pearl musk]

Most don't

[tender wolf]

bro Im telling you there 5 races in gta

tryhards griefers wannabes grinders and something else

[late marsh]

☝️

[soft karma]

There are just americans and afro americans in gta, unless u rp as someone from another country

[late marsh]

That’s an occupation not a race idiot

[tender wolf]

why you calling people idiots

[late marsh]

Because you’re uneducated due to the fact that you keep using the term racist, even though you don’t know what it means

[nimble talon]

umm, what? xD

[tender wolf]

lol

[nimble talon]

I just can't make sense of that sentance.

[soft karma]

Bro pavel tells u in cayo setups that ur american

[late marsh]

I mean with that same logic, I can call this bar of soap I use to wash myself every day in the morning a meal, but most people it’s not something that you eat

[tender wolf]

if you think about it there own cultures grinders like to get money there culture to get rich

[soft karma]

gta protagonists are all american unless u rp as someone else

[tender wolf]

griefers culture is to be dicks

[late marsh]

Culture and race or two different things. One is an agreed set of norms due to his behaviors. The other is genetic differences that appear overtime.

[soft karma]

Then change ur outfit

[tender wolf]

No Im good

[late marsh]

Also true

[tender wolf]

you know how hard it is to get a modded outfit

some of them you need two consoles for

[still moss]

Today I found some people to do prison break after 6 motnhs 🤢💀💀💀

[tender wolf]

💀 💀

[nimble talon]

did you successuly finish it?

[soft karma]

“Erm… thi- this is… you gu-guys made me say this… gta 5 is… racist! How dare… how dare they! They are… not sugoi!🤓”

[tender wolf]

dude you don't have a modded outfit just say that

[still moss]

Ye but I like did a post for it and I found some people that had a mic 😔😔

[late marsh]

You would not believe how fucking painful it is to do 50 goddamn appartment Heists with randoms in order to get unlimited amount of free supercar rims

[soft karma]

Why would i wear 80kg of armor on my body🤣

[tender wolf]

there modded outfits they don't affect your weight

none of the outfits in freemode affect your weight

ONG

[pearl musk]

Unless it's ballistic armor which does affect your movement

[late marsh]

Deep pockets

[soft karma]

In rp terms u wear the weight of a middle age man on ur body while running

[tender wolf]

also it weights 14kgs

[late marsh]

But that has to be dropped and can’t be used in most missions

[tender wolf]

I don't think anyone wearing that

[tender wolf]

My character a good 20 at best

[nocturne sand]

You also have those Heist Heavy outfits which slow you down if you wear them during Heists

[late marsh]

If I remember correctly, while wearing ballistic armor, you cannot even enter a car to drive it.

[soft karma]

Can u atleast use rc imani upgrade cars in missions?

[nocturne sand]

But outside of that they don't slow you down

[pearl musk]

Just saying, only outfit that does affect movement

[late marsh]

Yes last time I played

[nimble talon]

clothing in GTA doesn't have weight. except maybe the loot in cayo perico.

[soft karma]

Ok good

[tender wolf]

He knows my outfit drip he don't wanna say it

I have no ankles think about that

[late marsh]

Though they patched out the toreador for heists

[soft karma]

In rp terms it wouldn t make sense+gta freemode was made 70% of doing rp as a criminal in los santos

[tender wolf]

it gta online not fivem

[late marsh]

☝️

[nocturne sand]

Also, if outfits did make you heavier, tryhards would be running around naked 🤣🤣🤣

[nimble talon]

GTA online is not about RP, if you want that, go to Five M servers.

[soft karma]

Fivem is not realisitic at all

[tender wolf]

U already know they would

[nimble talon]

GTA is not realistic at all to begin with.