🚔┃gta-discussion

[crimson plank]

Daom

[cerulean temple]

Must get some good benefits from it bigboi didn't make it

[mortal fern]

is the tactical smg worth it?

like is it better than micro

[cerulean temple]

I heard it's the best weapon to use in a car but I always liked micro

[fiery niche]

I was so bosy grinding cayo i forgot abt my kc buissneses

Now my document forgery has 4 bars of stock

[cerulean temple]

Never liked the MC sells probably won't do any this week

Street dealers are good but I wish they added the other MC businesses to it like doc and cash

[ashen peak]

I prefer doing mc sells than cayo

[fervent turtle]

@ashen peak did bad beat in like

3 mins

[fallen fog]

What arena car is worth it

[cerulean temple]

Damn solo?

[ashen peak]

Yes

[cerulean temple]

The bike is very much worth it

[ashen peak]

Post op van is the only sell that you cannot do solo

[cerulean temple]

Never liked it because solo wasn't great for it unless they changed that

[ember fjord]

The deathbike, issi, and the Sasquatch are the best vehicles in arena war

[cerulean temple]

Love the death bike

[ember fjord]

Same it’s impossible

[fervent turtle]

@ashen peak did the

[cerulean temple]

Isn't it the fastest bike not in the HMS bikes

[broken saffron]

Should I buy a weed farm and doc forgery office

Its 40% off so I can use the forgery

Plus 3x

Then just ignore it

[cerulean temple]

How much you got

[ember fjord]

Weed farm yes, docs no

[broken saffron]

Too much

11m

[cerulean temple]

That's too much?

[steep current]

Man the only fun thing in this game is to ram a plane into the civilian population.

[ember fjord]

You should get a night club before working the document forgery

[fervent turtle]

Apparently

[broken saffron]

I dont use it

[broken saffron]

I have

[cerulean temple]

I don't use mine that much I'm at 57mill

[broken saffron]

So I shouldn’t bother

[cerulean temple]

Just moved my clubhouse yesterday

Weed is you plan on doing it doc isn't needed

[ember fjord]

The only reason why people have a document forgery is to help their night club

[cerulean temple]

Oh yeah and if you have night club get both

[broken saffron]

How does it work

Whats the point

I am already using 5 technicians

[cerulean temple]

Ng because super passive when you got all businesses and all upgrades for nc

[ember fjord]

The document forgery has been declared the worst business in GTA history for years. All it is just an upgrade for the night club.

For me, I never resupply the thing ever

[broken saffron]

I mean I am using the bunker, cash, coke, meth, and cargo for the nightclub

Is there a better setup?

[cerulean temple]

Getting everything for nc is best

[ember fjord]

When you have Max stock on one business, move a technician to another one. Btw most likely nightclubs are going to be double money next week.

[broken saffron]

Oh

Yeah ill do that

[cerulean temple]

You can make 1.8mill tony takes 100k it would be 1.9

[broken saffron]

Per?

[ember fjord]

Right now my night club is full, but I’m waiting till next week when it’s most likely going to be double money

[cerulean temple]

When full nc

[broken saffron]

Alright

[ember fjord]

I would rather have the full right now

[broken saffron]

Whats the best bunker location btw?

[ember fjord]

Chumash

[broken saffron]

Okay, thanks

[ember fjord]

It is 1.6 mil

[timber lagoon]

I got 3 mil. Should i get scout with missiles or agency?

[ember fjord]

Agency

[timber lagoon]

Ill get scout, do cayo, then get agency. Or get agency, do dr dre, and get scout?

[ember fjord]

First one

[timber lagoon]

Isnt scout better cuz i can do dre faster with it?

[timber lagoon]

Ty

[ember fjord]

You’re welcome

[broken saffron]

Agency is great

I made 10m from it

[cerulean temple]

I got farmhouse but Chumash is great

[ember fjord]

Use the Dr. Dre contract while you are on a cool down on Cayo. The contract takes about an hour to complete anyway.

[broken saffron]

So since Ill buy the doc forgery office for the nc should I use it for the 3x week?

[wintry heron]

No

[timber lagoon]

Also i got 2 mil from cayo, first time bonus cuz i was alone and stealthy?

[wintry heron]

Yes

[ember fjord]

2x not 3x

[broken saffron]

So it is still shit

Damn the forgery office cant get good can it

[ember fjord]

If u used the stash houses, it will re-supply the business for you and then you sell it on double money

That’s the best way I can make a profit on it

[cerulean temple]

The mod shop customer jobs are 3x

[ember fjord]

He means customer bikes

[ashen peak]

I didn't see the message cuz I was going something

[cerulean temple]

Indeed that's what I said

[wintry heron]

Nice

L

[ashen peak]

Chad Name

[wintry heron]

Thanks

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-nas-x-pregnant-discord-gif-24975919

[ember fjord]

Did you buy supplies or do you have to steal supplies or did you used to stash house?

[cerulean temple]

Twitter moment

[ember fjord]

I just use the stash House

[wintry heron]

Yesnt

[ashen peak]

What moment?

Wdym

[wintry heron]

X moment

[ashen peak]

Document forgery is ultra worth it

[ashen peak]

Yes

[wintry heron]

X(XX)

[cerulean temple]

Twitter

[ashen peak]

X

[cerulean temple]

Old X moment then

[ember fjord]

Twitter to x is probably had the laziest rebrand in history that I ever seen.

[broken saffron]

Can you pick what gets resupplied from stash houses or is it random

[ember fjord]

Random

[broken saffron]

I had my full meth lab resupplied

Like it was full on supply

[dense nova]

@ember fjord is it random

[ember fjord]

Yes

[candid wing]

Yo what mask should I use for my impotent rage outfit I’m tryna make it goofy

I got on a ape mask on rn

[cerulean temple]

He has a mask

[candid wing]

Yeah I know but I want to do the merge glitch to do a funny one

[cerulean temple]

With his mask?

And a helmet?

[candid wing]

No

With a random mask from the mask store

[cerulean temple]

Bubble gum mask

[candid wing]

Ight

[jovial geode]

Hello

Im New

In gta online

[broken saffron]

Hello new

[jovial geode]

Bruh

My name is vince

[broken saffron]

Hi vince

[cerulean temple]

Starting new in 2023 must be hell

[dense nova]

Vince is that you in your pfp

[broken saffron]

I started new in 2022

[cerulean temple]

Even then must have been a pain

[broken saffron]

It was

I just play in invite only

[cerulean temple]

I started in 2013? If that was when online came out

[ember fjord]

Trust me, I started before cayo was a thing, Took me over two years to get everything.

[broken saffron]

I was doing contact missions for money when I had a kosatja

[tulip leaf]

somone help me

psl

[broken saffron]

Didnt know how to do the heist

[cerulean temple]

With?

[tulip leaf]

HELP

[fallow mural]

Hey @tulip leaf, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[tulip leaf]

...

im not asking for that

i need real help

[broken saffron]

With

What

[short heath]

With?

[tulip leaf]

um

[cerulean temple]

You aren't ask what with

[ember fjord]

First business I had was import export done as my main active income then I slowly gradually he done on the passive income, had to do one vehicle methods before I figure out how to properly do it all solo

[cerulean temple]

Need toilet roll?

[broken saffron]

I did spec cargo for a while then stopped playing

[tulip leaf]

i usually play at xbox but i switched to pc and i dont know the keybinds to put plane in flight mode

[broken saffron]

Then i did some cayo and I made 40m in a week

[short heath]

[broken saffron]

I did cayo then bought agency

[ashen peak]

Look in binds setting

[tulip leaf]

u made me pregnant

[broken saffron]

What

Flight mode?

[tulip leaf]

like the

wheels

[broken saffron]

G

[tulip leaf]

get in the cockpit thigny

[broken saffron]

F

[ember fjord]

Before the cool down on cayo are used to make over $4 million a day. I had a huge addiction into cayo, way worse than anything else in this game.

[broken saffron]

Use F to get in the plane

[ashen peak]

Pregnant make me thinks of someone

[tulip leaf]

u made me jump

brah

[broken saffron]

NAH

WTF

[cerulean temple]

Lmao

[tulip leaf]

im doing cayo setups

grrrr

[broken saffron]

NAH MAN

Why is f your jump setting

[tulip leaf]

wdym

idk

[urban spindle]

You mean change camera point of view?

[broken saffron]

Try semicolon to get in the plane

[tulip leaf]

im new to pc

[broken saffron]

Cause youre like that

[broken saffron]

That aint no normal keybind

[tulip leaf]

dont ask me

but u just made me jump

gr

[broken saffron]

Reset all your keybinds

[brisk axle]

M

[tulip leaf]

m puts on the profile thingy at the top left

[urban spindle]

V

[broken saffron]

Aint no way

Man whats up with your keybinds

[dense nova]

Don't do cayo

[broken saffron]

Try esc

[dense nova]

Hello Beron

[tulip leaf]

esc puts on the map

[broken saffron]

Good

Go to settings

[tulip leaf]

omg im mentally ill

[fervent turtle]

@urban spindle tomorrow

[tulip leaf]

helwlp

[urban spindle]

Hello

[fervent turtle]

Or else

[tulip leaf]

done

[broken saffron]

Go to keybinds

[tulip leaf]

done

[cerulean temple]

https://tenor.com/view/obviously-snape-harry-potter-gif-5508473

[broken saffron]

Reset

[dense nova]

Beron is being intimidated 😭

[broken saffron]

All of them

[urban spindle]

Yeah

[fervent turtle]

Does he do cayo?

[tulip leaf]

im going to scroll im lazy scrolling

you do it for me

uwu

[broken saffron]

Do what

[cerulean temple]

He's too busy stalking Lilly potter

[onyx sparrow]

hey guys

[tulip leaf]

its an entire essay abt the kb

[fervent turtle]

I always knew he was a pedo

[dense nova]

Some dude told me to die last night because I sent him a skill issue and a monkey gif

[cerulean temple]

Pedo?

[broken saffron]

Just find the reset keybinds option

[urban spindle]

Torpedo

[tulip leaf]

im used to my keybinds tho

[fervent turtle]

That guy still here?

[dense nova]

I think so

[tulip leaf]

i dont wannan rese

[broken saffron]

Look

[fervent turtle]

Ping

[broken saffron]

F to jump

[cerulean temple]

They were around the same ago

[broken saffron]

That is some masochist shit

[dense nova]

Oh nope he left

[fervent turtle]

Rip I wanted to say skill issue to him

[dense nova]

Real

[cerulean temple]

it's grand theft auto 5 online time

[broken saffron]

Who

[fervent turtle]

Ted Bundy

[broken saffron]

Whats your favorite supercar in gta

[urban spindle]

Faggio mod

[ashen peak]

Same

[jaunty kelp]

hey guys, are anyone else having trouble opening the license plate creator website? it says there’s a problem on Rockstar’s end for me

[ember fjord]

Tempesta for the looks

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438

[broken saffron]

I really like the virtue

It looks nice

[ember fjord]

I think GTAmen had a tutorial of how it works on his channel

[broken saffron]

Its either virtue or t20

[wintry heron]

W

[ember fjord]

It’s hard to make out the best supercar since rockstar brings up a slightly better supercar every update

[broken saffron]

I dont like em for performance

[jovial geode]

I just did the casino heist with a friend but we did the helipad exit tjat was dumb

[broken saffron]

They look nice

And who uses supercars anymore

They were made obsolete

[jaunty kelp]

oh yea I know how it works I made like two of em but I can't open the license plate creator website

and I can't install the plates I made on other vehicles

just wanna know if it's only me or if it's affecting other people

[ember fjord]

You have to go in game and grab the pre-select vehicle that you want to put the custom plate on

[jaunty kelp]

I know, for example I put the order for the plates for Car A, after installing it on Car A I usually be able to install it on Car B and Car C, but I can't for some reason

the plate section at LSC only shows plate colours

[ember fjord]

Change the plate to something else, different texts, different backgrounds, and then change it back on car a

That’s the only thing I that I think that might work

[jaunty kelp]

cheers bro I'm gonna give it a try

but yea I think the only thing I can do is change the background

[humble remnant]

Who can give me one heist

Who need help with heist

[jovial geode]

Ahyamamba

[brisk scaffold]

Was it a gc2f car

[fallow mural]

Hey @humble remnant, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[jaunty kelp]

a what now?

[short heath]

A something that isn’t allowed in this server car

[brisk scaffold]

Did you buy the car

[brisk scaffold]

Did you buy the car

[jaunty kelp]

I plucked it off the street

[brisk scaffold]

Did you put insurance on it

[jaunty kelp]

I did

[brisk scaffold]

Iv had a lot of people asking about plates lately

It’s been messing up a lot

[jaunty kelp]

yea I can’t even open the rockstar plate creator website

maybe it’s overloaded?

[brisk scaffold]

Close apps ig and on phone or computer and retry

You on pc ps Xbox?

[jaunty kelp]

I’m on PC, I tried opening it through both my phone and my PC browser but the same thing appears

[brisk scaffold]

You can always reset data cashe and it can sometimes work

[jaunty kelp]

it was working like butter the other day I have GTAO open in my PC and I ordered the plates through my phone and like 1 minute later I can pick it up at LSC

[cerulean temple]

Setting spawn to auto shop and finding new season always bugs for me

[ember fjord]

How about turn off all devices at the same time? Turn them back on and see what the result is

[steep current]

Hey I am need of great advice

[dense nova]

You've come to the right place

[steep current]

What vehicle should I purchase To absolutely incinerate my friends. Make them intangible.

[jaunty kelp]

oh hey what's up Stalin lmao

[dense nova]

Vigilante

[steep current]

Wassup

[steep current]

Perfect I shall name it the gulaginator 3000

[broken saffron]

Wouldnt khanjali be better

[steep current]

The railgun tank?

[broken saffron]

Yes

[steep current]

Doesn't that cost 3.5 mil

[broken saffron]

No idea

[steep current]

I am broke as shit

Guess my account balance

[broken saffron]

0

[steep current]

Nah

[broken saffron]

Cease citizens’ assets to fund your weapon like the true dictator

[steep current]

Perfect

My 419 dollar balance shall be no more

[broken saffron]

Maybe take some stuff from mr Rubio

[wintry heron]

💀

[ember fjord]

One more and be 420

[wintry heron]

I’m so tired of robbing that man

[broken saffron]

Dude, he must be rich as fuck

[steep current]

I spend all my money on prostitutes

[broken saffron]

Thousands of people robbing him multiple times a day

[broken saffron]

True man

Better be buying the 100 dollar option all the time

[ember fjord]

Then do the Dr. Dre contract you make a million

[wintry heron]

Been there done that

Did the casino missions to

[broken saffron]

Im so tired of killing the billionaire and producer over and over again

[ember fjord]

Then casino heist

[wintry heron]

I’ve done everything bro😭

[steep current]

Every single opportunity I shall gain I shall take.

[broken saffron]

One dude alerted the guards when I was hacking with tear gas for some reason

[wintry heron]

I’m a fucking vet😭

I did cmm

Like I did all that shi

[broken saffron]

I need people to do casino with, just for the fun of it

[broken saffron]

Do contact missions

[wintry heron]

I’m good

[cerulean temple]

Ww2

[wintry heron]

💀💀

[ember fjord]

Arenawar is double rewards. Maybe you might get that tractor you always want it.

[broken saffron]

Cayo Perico when a body is found

[cerulean temple]

I think my biker customer bike is bugged nvm just got a phone call

[broken saffron]

I dont understand cayo perico

Like

I take the same route and kill the same guys

And a body is found

But i do the same thing again and it isnt

[cerulean temple]

Rng

[ember fjord]

Try to kill less guards and time your kills

[broken saffron]

I kill the absolute minimum

I have a question

[wet lynx]

Guys need help my game freezes when i select garage for enus paragon r armoured any solutions?

[broken saffron]

Yk rubios home or smth

Where you go to hack

There are 3 bodyguards

There are two on the ground and one patrolling the stairs

Does the one on the ground hear you if you melee the one on the stairs

Because if you shoot the one on the stairs when he is above the dude on the ground he gets alerted

[ember fjord]

Basement Is where I hack

[broken saffron]

I mean the office

[ember fjord]

No

[broken saffron]

With the safe

[ember fjord]

I pistol whip them

[broken saffron]

I shoot them

[ember fjord]

The red guard that is by the main gate then goes to the stairs don’t kill him

[broken saffron]

Why

I kill him when he is near the small gate

[ember fjord]

The juggernaut will see that guy’s dead body

[broken saffron]

Like far back

[ember fjord]

If you want to kill him, you have to do good timing

[broken saffron]

Alr

Do you kill the promoter when doing dre contract

[ember fjord]

It’s optional, if you want extra RP

[broken saffron]

I know

But do you?

[ember fjord]

Depends on how I feel

Quick tip if you want to destroy the billionaires helicopter fast, use a explosive sniper on the helicopter as he escapes from the mansion

So you can skip the yacht fight

[broken saffron]

There is a yatch fight?

I just use regular heavy sniper

And he goes down

[ember fjord]

Three shots with explosives

[broken saffron]

Like 8 with normal

[onyx sparrow]

should i get a comet s2 or mod my elegy rh8 into a gtr?

[broken saffron]

If i can time it it comes down

If not i just chase it with a car and mini smg for 2 seconds

There is actually a yatch fight i didnt know?

[ember fjord]

Recommend be on the roof of the mansion, and as the bar on the bottom right is almost full, pull out, the explosive sniper as soon as the cut scene ends and just came up

[broken saffron]

Does that happen if he escapes

[urban spindle]

If you fail to shot the chopper down you'll have to go to his yacht

[broken saffron]

I wanna do that

Just see it

[ember fjord]

There will be additional guards on the yacht

[broken saffron]

I always shot the heli down

I thought it would just fail you

[ember fjord]

Nope he just goes to the yacht waiting for a gun fight

[broken saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-know-gif-26317296

No embed perms :(

[broken saffron]

Ill try that

[ember fjord]

There was a glitch for some reason, the helicopter was actually extremely fast, so I could not even shoot it down, so I had to go to the yacht

[broken saffron]

Is it fun

[ember fjord]

It was OK. Rockstar patched out so the helicopters back to the way it was.

[broken saffron]

I never understood the helicopter

Why is it following the road

Reminds me of that scene from johnny english

[ember fjord]

Realistically, yes, I agree with that statement

But I guess rockstar just want to make the Mission will easier for some skill players

[broken saffron]

If i had a terminator like lunatic who just munches snacks to survive gunshot wounds i would raise as high as possible

[broken saffron]

I mean i think it would be okay if it was harder

It doesnt mission fail you either way

So youd have to go to the yatch if you couldnt shoot it down

[ember fjord]

No

[dense nova]

Bro what the fuck how yall fail at shooting down the heli

[broken saffron]

No?

[dense nova]

[ember fjord]

Yes

[broken saffron]

We dont

[ember fjord]

I was answering the question separately you were asking two questions

[broken saffron]

Its just that I thought it would be better if it wouldnt follow the road

[steep current]

Should I buy a rat truck

[ember fjord]

If you fail to catch up to the helicopter he’ll just go to the yacht wait for you

[dense nova]

Just drive way infront and beam that shit

[ashen peak]

E

[ember fjord]

You can steal one off the street

[dense nova]

Yes

[steep current]

Yes

[broken saffron]

I just use a sniper

[dense nova]

Hello Lunair

[dense nova]

Ok

[ember fjord]

Three explosive bullets and it’s down

[ashen peak]

Hello wooddrow

[broken saffron]

I meant that even if it was harder if he didnt follow the road it wouldnt be too hard since you get a second try at the yatch

[ashen peak]

L, I use fist

[dense nova]

Same

I just punch him out the sky

[broken saffron]

I just take it down telekinetically

[ember fjord]

It’s not hard

[ashen peak]

Yes

[broken saffron]

It would be harder if he didnt follow the road

[ember fjord]

No it not

[broken saffron]

I mean if you didnt have a heavy sniper

Or minigun

[ember fjord]

No

[dense nova]

Bro yall are both jerking each other off heavy

[steep current]

How can you kill a jet without buying a jet

[dense nova]

Just admit that shit is easy

[broken saffron]

Anti air

[dense nova]

AP pistol

[broken saffron]

Yeah that shit is easy

[ember fjord]

Yes, explosive sniper rifle and rockets lots and lots of rockets

[broken saffron]

Its just i think it would be better if it didnt follow the road

[ember fjord]

Go for it

[dense nova]

Minigun you shoot for like 2 seconds

[broken saffron]

Ok ill tell him not to follow the road next time

[steep current]

How would you get this explosive sniper

[ember fjord]

I take a head on face

[dense nova]

Buy 12 shark cards

The 100 dollar one

[ember fjord]

Weapon workshop there’s one in the freak shop near the casino

[dense nova]

☝️🤓

[twin vapor]

guys how do I afk

[ember fjord]

Bitch of a adorable

[dense nova]

Not touching your keyboard

Its in the name

[twin vapor]

without getting kicked smartass

[dense nova]

Away
From
Keyboard

[ember fjord]

Look it up on YouTube

[dense nova]

Touching it sometimes

[twin vapor]

alr very helpful lmao

[ember fjord]

You’re welcome

[dense nova]

Like every interval of time touch the keyboard

[ashen peak]

By doing nothing

[broken saffron]

Yeah but dont you need research

[ember fjord]

Yes

[dense nova]

Hes gonna call your ass smart

[ashen peak]

Nice

[twin vapor]

i will

[ashen peak]

Do it

[ember fjord]

But you need to make the sniper rifle a mk2 first

[twin vapor]

your ass is indeed very smart

[dense nova]

☝️🤓

[ashen peak]

Thanks

[broken saffron]

My ass is the smartest

[twin vapor]

lemme see

[steep current]

Speedrun, I have 30k from killing prostitutes how should I upgrade my newly purchased rat truck

[ember fjord]

Check my profile bitch

[ashen peak]

He won't do allat

[dense nova]

I ain't gon read allat

[twin vapor]

🤓

[ashen peak]

I read allat

[dense nova]

@ember fjord check my name bitch

[ashen peak]

And

[ashen peak]

Chad name

[ember fjord]

In GTA I’m a genius

[dense nova]

I'm literally the business man and document is 🔛🔝

[ashen peak]

I'm a genius in fortnite

So L

[dense nova]

You are not

You literally don't even grind document

Fortnite is for mature people

Idiot

[ashen peak]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[dense nova]

You are dumb and smell like shit

[ember fjord]

You play a kids game a lol

[dense nova]

Gta is basically a glorified kids game

[steep current]

Help

[dense nova]

[dense nova]

Yes but do it after you get an arena war workshop

[ashen peak]

Indeed, he plays gta

[ember fjord]

Look up my social club bitch if you can read my stats

[dense nova]

No one cares bro

[steep current]

[dense nova]

Your name is Ted

[ashen peak]

Ain't doing allat

[dense nova]

Whole ass L

[dense nova]

Me when discord argument and we gotta do the stat check

[ashen peak]

I don't even know why he asks that

[ashen peak]

Yes

[dense nova]

Bro has 30k

He can buy 1 engine

[steep current]

wtf is an area war workshop

[dense nova]

Where you can turn the rat truck into the best vehicle in the game

You'll be able to give it Kinetic Grenade Launchers, Shock Rams, boost, jump, armor, body spikes

[ashen peak]

You can't turn it into a faggio mod

[dense nova]

Oh shit you right

[steep current]

So what your saying is that I spend all my money on a rat truck that I cant even upgrade. When instead I could have used prostitutes

[dense nova]

It is now my goal to turn the rattruck into the fagio mod

[dense nova]

Just buy the workshop

Its only like 1mil

[steep current]

0

[ashen peak]

1mil is nothing

[twin vapor]

???

[steep current]

I mean it isn't, considering that I spend well over 5 mil on prostitutes

[dense nova]

Let's all make fun of him for being broke

[ashen peak]

Chad

[broken saffron]

How long would that take

[dense nova]

Prostitutes hate getting in the vigilante

When is the std update coming

[steep current]

Too long

[dense nova]

When will it hurt to piss after fucking a prostitute

[broken saffron]

Thatd be like 16,500 prostitutes if youre buying 100 options

[ashen peak]

Daily reminder: Best way to earn money in GTA online

1. Shark Cards
   2 Beating NPCs
2. Document forgery

[steep current]

Too that magnitude

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[broken saffron]

1.5m is 20 dollars?

Thats a fucking scam wtf

[ashen peak]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[broken saffron]

I thought it was like 5 dollars for million

[steep current]

Hey your wrong

[broken saffron]

How? Doesnt one last for like 3 rounds

So 300 per

5,000,000/300

[steep current]

If you kill the prostitutes right after spending the 100 you earn more money which you can put forward to more prostitutes

[broken saffron]

Prostitute money making (meta)

[steep current]

Chad mindset

[broken saffron]

3-5 business days

[untold scarab]

Anyone online and need help w/ MCs, could use some help selling mine

[broken saffron]

Chads do full product sell missions solo

Aka lonely people

[untold scarab]

I’m no chad though.

[broken saffron]

(This is my excuse for being too lazy to sell and letting it pile up)

[steep current]

Then begin with the first step, fucking your protein powder

[untold scarab]

Mine are full…haven’t been on for +1 year. Guess I can try myself

[broken saffron]

Dont

Or do

Idk how fast are you

[untold scarab]

Nothing is fast in Post Op

[broken saffron]

How many vans you got

[untold scarab]

Probably the max since my product is full

I know as soon as I register I’m going to get raided…trying to postpone the inevitable

[broken saffron]

Raids arent a problem

Unless you get unlucky

[unreal carbon]

How much do you make with the assasination missions in GTA 5 When you do the invest thing?

[solid hull]

85k

[unreal carbon]

? I mean GTA 5 story mode

[broken saffron]

6 billion

Or so I was told

After all the story missions

[unreal carbon]

6 BILLION

[broken saffron]

With franklins 30m

Yeah

Because every time it increases

How much you earn

I have a yt link for a vid

I cant send it here

Just search

6.4b gta stocks

Btw its 6b across all characters

Not all in one

But like 2.1B each

[dense nova]

This mf named toby

[unreal carbon]

Are you still mad, it’s been days my guy😆 get over it

[unreal carbon]

Check dms

[dense nova]

Who tf even are you we ain't even talk to each other

[unreal carbon]

You were mad at me the other day for sending 2 messages

[dense nova]

Your name just goofy as shit

[fervent turtle]

@dense nova

[unreal carbon]

And don’t spretend you don’t remeber, Why else would you be mad to me

[dense nova]

@fervent turtle

[fervent turtle]

Yes

[lucid grotto]

every time I join gtao I get reminded lester exists ()

[fervent turtle]

What's going on

[dense nova]

Where am I mad I simply said "This mf named Toby "

[dense nova]

I made fun of Toby for being named Toby and he's upset

[lucid grotto]

“Ughhh this guy is named Toby I want to burn him alive”

• no one ever

[dense nova]

Mfs named toby when they see the dildo section of spencers

[unreal carbon]

Yall are weird😂, find God

[dense nova]

Mf named Toby telling us to find god

(He is named toby btw)

[lucid grotto]

average toby

[dense nova]

The most normal toby main

[lucid grotto]

toby mains

[unreal carbon]

My name is Tobias short name for Toby

What’s wrong with that

[dense nova]

Even worse

"Oh Tobias come take out the trash" 'Coming mother just let me finish up this discord argument'

[unreal carbon]

Omg you fckn nerds I canmt even stand you, playing video all day, don’t care about God, What purpose do you have with yalls lives

[lucid grotto]

playing video all day

[dense nova]

I've been hanging out with my girlfriend pretty often

also what video we playin

[ember fjord]

Ignored them. They are just trolls

[lucid grotto]

a tgg exposed video

[unreal carbon]

Fr, like What is wrong with my name, it’s a name😂

[dense nova]

His mother is the greatest troll. Named bro tobias

[ember fjord]

Again, they’re just trolls

[lucid grotto]

I know a tobias irl and he’s the most bizarre person I know

[dense nova]

He's most definitely apart of band

[lucid grotto]

might be London side effect but idk

[ember fjord]

Next to you

[lucid grotto]

next to you

[dense nova]

I wanna be like her fr. Having enough hate for your own spawn to name them tobias

[ember fjord]

By the way, you misspell business

[unreal carbon]

Yall are spending so much energi on me, thank you, Imma go work out and thank God, do What you want

[dense nova]

The amount of malice to name someone tobias is crazy

[lucid grotto]

ENERGI

[dense nova]

No?

[dense nova]

I get my work outs from fuckin ong

[late scroll]

I’ll be on ps5 later on today who’s done to help me get some money on gta?

[dense nova]

Not me 😠

[lucid grotto]

not him

[dense nova]

@late scroll I have a question

What are your thoughts on people named tobias

[unreal carbon]

What’s your name actually? Tell me

[late scroll]

Arrested Development

[broken saffron]

0

[lucid grotto]

help every time I join a session I see new contact lester (I get reminded he’s breathing)

[dense nova]

My name is Michael

Way better than Tobias

[broken saffron]

My name is Walter Hartwell White

[dense nova]

I respect you for that one

[dense nova]

Jesse we need to cook

[ember fjord]

Michael is a too common name

[unreal carbon]

Bruv your name is an Old name😂

[lucid grotto]

Micheal de santa?

[broken saffron]

Townley

[dense nova]

Bros name is Tobias

[lucid grotto]

true mb

[dense nova]

Whole ass fuckin ancient name

[unreal carbon]

Nah bro do you not get that Michael is like an 50 year Old name

[lucid grotto]

bro has NOT played story mode

[broken saffron]

Michael is 48

[late scroll]

Tobias is a great American name

[unreal carbon]

Bruv your name is worse than mine

[broken saffron]

Not 50

[dense nova]

Bro is babbling because his name is Tobias

[unreal carbon]

I’m not an American but sure

[dense nova]

@lucid grotto Michael or Tobias

[broken saffron]

Trevor

[lucid grotto]

trevor (Micheal)))

HA

[ember fjord]

Franklin

[lucid grotto]

Devin

[unreal carbon]

@broken saffron Tobias or Michael?

[ember fjord]

Davey

[lucid grotto]

Niko

[broken saffron]

Gotta be real with you Trevor is better

[ember fjord]

Johnny

[lucid grotto]

it’s clearly Lamar lil bro

[dense nova]

Bro is getting ratio'd heavy

[late scroll]

@dense nova MAYBE is not my cousin?

[unreal carbon]

How? I am clearly 100X better than you in any Human way

[dense nova]

Huh?

[dense nova]

How so?

Do explain

[late scroll]

Soo no one playing gta?

[broken saffron]

Im the best stop arguing

[unreal carbon]

I have God by my side, I train every day, I have very good grades, I have money mindset, I live in a business family, I Can name more if you want

[dense nova]

Go on

[late scroll]

@unreal carbon I’m very proud of you

[broken saffron]

I have the power of god by my side

[lament stag]

Who is tryna play with a beginner here ?

[reef remnant]

I have the power of god by my side 🤓

[unreal carbon]

I don’t sit on a computer everyday, I don’t get mad at other players because I’m insicure like you, I know 3 languages, more?

[ember fjord]

@broken saffron @unreal carbon @late scroll I’m on your side so how’s the power of God our side

[lucid grotto]

that one kid:

[dense nova]

Because right now im literally recovering from almost dying and im coming back stronger than before. I have aspirations, a wonderful girlfriend, friends who care for me. And the only person I need to believe in for success is my self

[unreal carbon]

Thank you brother

[reef remnant]

Bruh literally no one cares

[dense nova]

1. Im mobile fucktard
2. Not insecure
3. Im chill with virtually everyone
4. Love how you can speak 3 languages but can't even spell energy

[unreal carbon]

I do, @ember fjord does, @broken saffron does, @late scroll does

[ember fjord]

Purpose of this discord is to have each other up talking about how do you help each other in GTA

[lucid grotto]

I’m SO glad you saw that

[broken saffron]

Nah man dont pull me in the sinking boat

[fallen fog]

Yo

[late scroll]

Soo yea I’m on ps5

[reef remnant]

Fax

[lament stag]

Heyo what’s going on

[dense nova]

This mf named tobias think he is that guy

[late scroll]

Around 6 tonight who’s down to help out?

[unreal carbon]

I am not english or American and I’m texting fast on my phone so I am going to make some mistakes

[fallen fog]

He'll nah

Hell

[lament stag]

Y’all stop 😂 Fr

[dense nova]

You said "energi" the I and the y aren't next to each other at all

[lament stag]

I’m trying to get better with gta here

[ember fjord]

Same on the phone but I’m American

[lament stag]

I’m stuck on a public server

😂

[late scroll]

Level 171 player gta

[lament stag]

GTA kinda boring rn

[limpid current]

You are at the right place but at the wrong time😆

[atomic veldt]

agree

[unreal carbon]

No but energi is energy in danish which is my main language

[late scroll]

It’s actually a good week this week

[dense nova]

So you swap languages mid sentence?

[dense nova]

Ehhhh its mc could be better

[broken saffron]

Ok guys

Would you rather

[dense nova]

Yep

[atomic veldt]

yep

[broken saffron]

Have all you business full supply or dont have cayo cooldown

[unreal carbon]

No but sometimes When I text so fast I just mix them up?

[late scroll]

More gta talk let’s fights lol

[dense nova]

Business

[limpid current]

I loved the bunker week...

[late scroll]

Less fights ^

[dense nova]

Doubt I think you just had a spelling error

[ember fjord]

No cooldowns

[unreal carbon]

Like your name?

[dense nova]

Bro just called a name a spelling error

[late scroll]

F that this is supposed to be about gta

[ember fjord]

I called out earlier

[lament stag]

Omg

[unreal carbon]

Your discord name is a spelling error idiot

[dense nova]

False

[ember fjord]

And they fixed it

[unreal carbon]

😂you fixed it

Blud is so done

[ember fjord]

Scroll up, fool

[dense nova]

This is crazy

[ember fjord]

Lmao

[late scroll]

Add me on ps5 waterfrontbizzle

[dense nova]

Scrolled up still correct

[broken saffron]

Would you rather have all vehicles in GTA for free or have all buildings for free

[ember fjord]

Now it’s fix itself

[unreal carbon]

All vehicles

[dense nova]

Like all properties you can own or one of each?

[ember fjord]

All vehicles

[unreal carbon]

Blud me and turbo both Saw it😂

[atomic veldt]

Buildings

[unreal carbon]

You look stupid right now

[limpid current]

Would choose the vehicles but u do need garages to store them ye

[broken saffron]

Yeah one of each but you dont have to pay

All upgrades are free too

[dense nova]

Vehicles

[atomic veldt]

ye

[unreal carbon]

Ykw bye, good luck with you E girlfriend

[lament stag]

Building

[broken saffron]

This also includes the yatch

[atomic veldt]

y

[ember fjord]

There are more cars in GTA then they are building that we could buy

[broken saffron]

Its more like a building in gta

[steady totem]

What's the weed farm that has the best location? I mean none of them are really close to the rest of the businesses (Document forgery sucks not included as rest)

[atomic veldt]

agree

[limpid current]

Gta is all about vehicles for me

[dense nova]

I was literally over her house for my birthday

[ashen peak]

Wdym

[atomic veldt]

Sandy

[ashen peak]

Document forgery is the best business

[dense nova]

Real

[ember fjord]

Nobody’s gonna pay for a Luxor deluxe, or a swift deluxe

[limpid current]

Do the locations really matter?

[dense nova]

I would

[atomic veldt]

self intrest

[steady totem]

Isn't that way too far away from LS tho?

[atomic veldt]

cheaper to buy

[ember fjord]

I mad unless it’s black Friday

[limpid current]

The sell missions are still going to be random right? Like quite far away

[atomic veldt]

yes

[ember fjord]

Yes

[broken saffron]

would you pay 10m for a tunnel that goes from vinewood to sandy shores

[atomic veldt]

dubbel the price in the city

[limpid current]

Hmm yeah that's why I bought the cheapest one's during the previous mc discount week

[ember fjord]

Once I agree with you

[steady totem]

It's only the second cheapest

[broken saffron]

Delightful

[ember fjord]

That would be something I will pay for

[atomic veldt]

Source?

[limpid current]

No.. Would rather fly than driving a straight tunnel...

[broken saffron]

Fly your sell missions my man

Get that post op van airborne

[atomic veldt]

you get 25% more on next gen? how?

[limpid current]

I meant for free roam

[broken saffron]

Ofc

[atomic veldt]

sry int trusting u

relly

[fervent turtle]

[atomic veldt]

i guess they are beta on some player before roll out

[ember fjord]

Rockstar buffed everyone’s businesses for everyone

[fervent turtle]

Everyone's businesses have been buffed for everyone

Logic?

[ember fjord]

Yeah, everyone got a massive back to their businesses back at the criminal enterprise DLC

New gen players got the buff months before everyone else did. rockstar felt bad that all Old gen players didn’t get any money bonuses so they buffed out for everyone

[atomic veldt]

New GTAV patch out on all platforms.
Incomplete changes

• Motion Blur Strength as a setting

• E&E DLC pack added to PC, but the files remain empty

• New UI for Hiding Jobs/Events as Map Blips Options

• Increased payouts for MC Businesses & Nightclub on all platforms

by tezfunz2 on twitter (dont know when posted)

[royal patio]

Will anyone help me selly mc buisness

[ember fjord]

Ty

The only thing that’s currently exclusive to new gen is HSW Contant, a couple of cars mostly just remastered of our existing vehicles, new paint jobs, and new graphic/performance settings

And GTA plus, and the car club

[atomic veldt]

car club usless?

[chilly marlin]

beefjiggler says something smart?

[ember fjord]

I know they are garbage as tryhards

Same over here

I may be on old gen by know what is going on new GEN

[chilly marlin]

what crew should i join

[next ermine]

So, I just found out that Biker Business in Los Santos is like the worst location in the game, even worse than Paleto Bay, filthy expensive and the sales missions are way off LMAO, do I go back to buying the ones in Blaine County?

[atomic veldt]

yes

or run them as bussnises

agree

[ember fjord]

Definite, yes

[chilly marlin]

use mc for nightclub

[real gale]

Hi

Where is general

[fallen fog]

Yo

[atomic veldt]

👍

[next ermine]

The thing is I already had all the business in the county before the weekly update, so I just wanted to have everything in the city, because I thought everything was going to sell quickly and with maximum profit, pure bullshit, I think I'm going to go back to my land, the one that saw me grow up.

[ember fjord]

The following business is that players should get in order bunker, Coke, meth, cash, weed, nightclub, document forgery

[atomic veldt]

Acid lab

selling in full stacked lobby

[ember fjord]

I was talking about the ones you have to buy acid lab mostly get for free

[atomic veldt]

tru

[ember fjord]

Doing the first dose missions literally will pay the whole lab off anyway

[next ermine]

The only things I'm missing are the agency, the facility, the acid lab, the apartment and the Kosatka.

[ember fjord]

Agency is balance, act one and act three of the doomsday heist Definitely need a boost in pay. Acid lab is balanced. Cayo is balanced, just need to get the juggernaut dumb down again. OG heist need to be level lock because too many noobs are joining the old heist.

[real gale]

Why can’t I see general And car of the week

[shut salmon]

Hey guys I just bought a yacht and it’s very far

How can I change the place of my yacht

[ember fjord]

When you go to the yacht, go into the main deck, talk to the captain and you can tell him where to park the boat anywhere you want but it does cost some money

[shut salmon]

Thanks

[ember fjord]

You’re welcome

[real gale]

Can someone answer

[gloomy hedge]

can someone help me sell my mc bussines

[vague raptor]

@wintry heron

Funny name.

Shit

I tagged him

[fallen fog]

Can any cbox next gen players give me 2 cayos so I can get oppressor ill help with ANY businesses

Lfg is dead

[ember fjord]

Go to channels and roles

[fallen fog]

YES j just won 30k from inside track main event

[next ermine]

Question, in the sales missions of the MC Business located in Los Santos, do the Post OP vehicles also spawn?

[acoustic ingot]

Hey does anyone want to help me with selling products for my mc business

[ember fjord]

All sell vehicle missions in Los Santos are the same sell missions as Blaine county

[cerulean temple]

Getting paid 160k to deliver a faggio 😳

[wintry heron]

yeah rng

[polar iron]

Yeah it can

[atomic veldt]

can someone help get T chat to work

[polar iron]

?

[wintry heron]

what

[atomic veldt]

the in-game chat

[lament stag]

I’m stuck in learning the ropes alone

[polar iron]

Press T

[atomic veldt]

dose not work for me and i have restarted the pc mutlibule times

[wintry heron]

maybe your keybinds got removed

try binding it to T

[fervent turtle]

Dishwashers smh

[atomic veldt]

did not work 😦

[drowsy sentinel]

fr bruh

[dense nova]

I sure do love gta

[fallen fog]

Best way to make 2.2 mil with only vehicle warehouse agency and autoshop

[uneven condor]

I sure love having my mission bug out on me 🙂

[umbral mason]

Just did cayo p for the first time

[lament stag]

T is showing chats

[atomic veldt]

can not get it working

[cerulean temple]

Add this weeks bike customer service to that list

[fallen fog]

Don't have that

[teal gale]

vehicle warehouse was good money when it first came out, getting paid 80k at best for like 10 minutes of work with the 20 minute cooldown between sales is not good

its basically 80k (without any damage) per 30 minutes, which is awful by todays standards

[fallen fog]

I'm doing arena war

Bc 2x

[untold scarab]

I can help sell MCs if anyone can help me too

[fallow mural]

Hey @untold scarab, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[teal gale]

people actually so arena war

that is crazy to me

[fallen fog]

Only bc it's 2x

And also you get 150k

High demand bonus

Top range

[teal gale]

never remember they changed it

not that 300k/h is much better

[fallen fog]

I keep getting destroyed bc I'm using a loan car with no weapons

[teal gale]

i can imagine

[uneven condor]

I love when pavel said it's pavelling time and pavelled all over cayo perico

[teal gale]

but end of the day everyone is welcome to do whatever they want, some method's are just worse than others and will remain dated unless rockstar reworks them

[ember fjord]

Arena wars, mainly pay to win you have to have a custom arena vehicle in order to win the game

[lament stag]

I completed learning the ropes alone

[fallen fog]

Ye

[cerulean temple]

Aw it's even popular so it will be hard to find games

[hoary dome]

Probably dr Dre missions

And payphone hits

[ember fjord]

Same

[uneven condor]

But not if ur dr dre mission is bugged

😐

I try to leave the penthouse and it just stays on loading screen

[ember fjord]

Change your spawn location

[uneven condor]

The dr dre mission

What's a spawnpoint gonna do in that?

[ember fjord]

Oh, OK I don’t know how you bugged that because that’s impossible because you’re in a mission

That never happened to me

[uneven condor]

Idk either

I reset gta, keeps happening

Done like 6 times same results

[ember fjord]

What’s your agency location?

[uneven condor]

Why?

[ember fjord]

Because sometimes missions bug out because of property locations

[uneven condor]

It didn't do this before

When I first did it

[ember fjord]

Weird

[uneven condor]

Same location since then

[ember fjord]

I have never experienced anything like this before, so this is definitely a new bugged to me

[soft karma]

I got some photos of my 3.4M dollar rip off batmobile

Who wanna see

In media

[chilly marlin]

bro griefers suck ass

they grief everything

[void raven]

best cars for drifting in freemode?

[chilly marlin]

how do i drop hanger cargo from a plane? xbox

[uneven condor]

D-Pad right I think

either right or left

I forgot

[chilly marlin]

thanks

[cerulean temple]

It's in the job description

[vast dome]

R* could make air source missions as easy as land missions (e.g destroy antonov, some helis or something) and boom, you can drop them without stupid cutscenes and they're only 3-5 minutes!

[cold gale]

Question real quick everyone

What's the best passive business in GTA rn?

[ember fjord]

From best to worst. Bunker, Coke, Meth, acid lab, nightclub, Cash factory, weed, document forgery

[dry lodge]

Using the hydra for hanger and anytime i try and hover near ground i blow up?

[dense nova]

Document on top

[dense nova]

Document on top

[ashen peak]

Yes

[warped ermine]

Can someone add me and do g thing with me

[ashen peak]

Imma change that cuz its all wrong

1. Document
2. Meth
3. Nc
4. Cash
5. Weed
6. Coke
7. Bunker
8. Acid lab

[warped ermine]

I’ll help them get a cool moded outfit if they do

[ember fjord]

I don’t care what you say. My list based on actual facts not by personal preference

[ashen peak]

My list is based on actual facts

@dense nova @wintry heron and @wintry heron can agree

[dense nova]

Yeah that looks right

[celest blade]

I just connected 2fa on sc but i instandly got kicked out of my online game and then it said that gta online was offline. What happend?

[ashen peak]

Bro writing allat?

[dense nova]

I ain't reading allat 🗣️🗣️

[lament stag]

How can I get business

[wheat garden]

Moneys

[ashen peak]

Bro writing allat

He writing but never sends something 💀

[dense nova]

Paying

[ember fjord]

Document forgery $315000 one to four sell vehicles vs acid lab $351840 one sell😏

[wheat garden]

Bro writing nothing

Ur buddy Eric perhaps

[ashen peak]

He finally sent something

[dense nova]

Document 🔛🔝

[ashen peak]

He trying to prove that document is bad

[dense nova]

He should suck a dick

A rather large and uncomfortable one

[wheat garden]

Pro grinder 🤓

[ember fjord]

Like you have all day

[ashen peak]

Document gives 200mil full sell with 2×

[dense nova]

Pro grinders LOVE document

[ashen peak]

True true

[dense nova]

He is not a pro grinder

[wheat garden]

Pro at grinding on dudes

[ashen peak]

Pro grinders use shark cards, document and beat npcs

[dense nova]

Real

[dense nova]

Exactly

We only own document

[ashen peak]

That's how the guy made 9 octalion

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[dense nova]

No links in general