🚔┃gta-discussion

[chilly marlin]

anyone know some good business guides on yt

[fervent shard]

theprofessional aka best at gta no cap frfr

[chilly marlin]

thanks

[fervent sinew]

Best business is obv forgery office 💯

[chilly marlin]

stfu

[cerulean temple]

Lol

[inner basalt]

Probably theprofessional, but in my personal opinion the hangar is really good

[fervent sinew]

Grinders smh

So aggressive

[wintry heron]

If solo it's tiring

[cerulean temple]

Never cared for the business side of that

[wintry heron]

I mean, it did get buffed

[chilly marlin]

i got staff upgrade for cash factory

was it worth it?

[cerulean temple]

Worth it now solo?

[wintry heron]

Yep. Land selling is very solo friendly

[cerulean temple]

How many crates can you get in 1?

[fervent sinew]

Orb cargo for 2k it gives you for infinite profits

[wintry heron]

Wym

[fervent sinew]

Such wow

[cerulean temple]

How many do you collect when sourcing

[chilly marlin]

what is the 2nd worst business in the game?

[wintry heron]

Depends on how many people in ur mc/ceo

[cerulean temple]

Solo

[wintry heron]

Up to 4 ppl I think. Annoying sourcing solo, great selling solo

1 crate solo sadly

[cerulean temple]

Oh so it's still not worth it to me

[wintry heron]

It's smth to do ig in between cooldowns or smth

[fervent sinew]

[cerulean temple]

Would prefer to just buy the crates and have them delivered and I pick the cargo

[wintry heron]

GTA is a great game for my insomnia frfr

[fervent sinew]

Yuh huh

[fervent shard]

whats that

[wintry heron]

Basically problems sleeping

[fervent shard]

i slept for 3 and a half hours today

[wintry heron]

Takes me like 4 hours to get to sleep, to then sleep for 3 hours

[fervent shard]

yes king

oh yes king

i love it

yes king

[wintry heron]

It's 3:55am

[chilly marlin]

what do people gain from destroying your stuff?

[fervent shard]

satisfaction

[wintry heron]

Rp and $2k

[chilly marlin]

people really do it for 2k?

what assholes

[fervent shard]

i'd do it too

[wintry heron]

Sell in invite only lobbies lmfao

[fallen hound]

Lol

[fallen hound]

Bro said satisfaction 💀💀

[clever furnace]

its incentive to grief

the amount doesn't matter

people don't need to be asked to be an awful person

[kind goblet]

2k is a lot of money

[wintry heron]

2k is like 2 cents

[kind goblet]

2k is like 2k bro

[wintry heron]

no

[kind goblet]

Yes

[wintry heron]

I got money, Wich is better the hangar or the mobile operations center?

wow

those 2 don’t come close

if u grinding money

[kind goblet]

Hanger

[wintry heron]

Ok

[kind goblet]

Moc is horrible

[fervent sinew]

2k

[fervent sinew]

It’s true tho innit

[dense nova]

How often do you get given special shipments for cargo

[fallen hound]

Very rare

[fervent sinew]

Nuh uh

[dense nova]

So there is no % chance/per in-game day

[fallen hound]

No it's js rare

Idk

[dense nova]

Well I know that much

[fallen hound]

Google

[dense nova]

That's why I asked how often

[tiny turtle]

I failed my acid deliver mission 🙂👍

[fervent sinew]

My reaction

[tiny turtle]

3hrs wasted

I'm gonna kms

[sly ridge]

when i start the cayo perico heist on hard difficulty, is it locked in until i complete the heist or do i need to complete it in a certain amount of time

[kind goblet]

That’s great news

[kind goblet]

Locked on hard until you beat it

[sly ridge]

cheers mate

[fervent shard]

everytime

[sly ridge]

can i reset it

and have it be on hard still

fuck tequila

[kind goblet]

Probably not

[sly ridge]

god

game please stop giving me tequila

[kind goblet]

On hard tequila is worth $990k

[lunar lichen]

ew tequila

[kind goblet]

So it’s not as bad as it could be

[lunar lichen]

btw that mission is so hard (vault prep setup)

[sly ridge]

can i carry a full table's worth of coke and a painting at the same time?

[kind goblet]

Yes

Both are 50% of the bag

[fervent shard]

u can also carry 5 golds are once

[sly ridge]

awesome

[fervent shard]

ya

ik

[sly ridge]

i don't have gold available

[fervent shard]

im pro

door glitch

west

[kind goblet]

Doing wall breaches is a L

[fervent shard]

No cuz money is money

[sly ridge]

i agree

[fervent shard]

shut up loser

i only ever did it today anyways cause i wanted to get gold

raze rug

[kind goblet]

They can probably track that stuff

[sly ridge]

doing wall breaches for a little extra money is kinda cheap

[fervent shard]

trust me me on pc last year was goin crazy b2b and basement glitch

never got banned

[kind goblet]

wish you did

[sly ridge]

congrats i guess

[fervent shard]

hater

mad cause i made jon jones call me king

[kind goblet]

I don’t even like Jon jones

[fervent shard]

pfp

[kind goblet]

Can you not see the mountain of coke infront of him

I just meme on him

[fervent shard]

me

[sly ridge]

why do they call it hard mode when there's nothing in it that's harder

[cunning phoenix]

How many server hacks in domesday act III

[cunning phoenix]

So you have to do 13 hacks total per act III

is it possible with duo

Iam trying rn but I keep dying with my freind

Iam quiting this I failed Atleast 100 times already

I have been trying for 1 hour and 20 mins

I did that but I ran out of snacks and body aroumr on the 3 one

You can do that in the middle of a mission

I had max snaks and armour in the beginning

I must just be bad then

But you have a 20 mins time limit

I can’t take it slow

For me it said 20 min limit

Yea

13 hacks in 20 mins for me is hard

Iam going back to cayo

Why

I tried doing domesday thought it would be fun for first time but more like hard

Maybe cause I did it with a trash level freind it was hard

He is level 22 thought it would be fun doing it with him

Iam level 80 is it possible with me and him

[fallen fog]

Yio

[iron nexus]

Hello how do i use my ifruit

[fallen fog]

[kind goblet]

[iron nexus]

Hello chat how do i use ifruit on grand theft auto five

[kind goblet]

Press up on the d pad

[iron nexus]

Thank

[visual shore]

What do we think is gonna be triple next week?

[summer fossil]

Any1 tryna get the orange and purple joggs?

[copper sun]

Does anyone want to do deluxo vs mk2 job

[fallow mural]

Hey @copper sun, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[robust lodge]

Hi is there anyone who have modded cars?

[clear furnace]

Hi

I want players to play with me

[fallow mural]

Hey @clear furnace, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[ashen peak]

As someone who didn't fall into the abyss of Cayo grinding I can confirm

[tribal hill]

yo

should i go for cocaine in my nightclub?

like

for now i only have hunting gear

[dreamy vigil]

Nah go For Methamphetamine

[tribal hill]

ok

how much does it cost to get that business?

[dreamy vigil]

Hmm well a Hiking van is 10k

Camper*

U can Steal the Resources From a Certain school

Around 2.3 Million dollars

[tribal hill]

jeez

900k for the meth lab?

fuck no

i bought more staff for nothing

[dreamy vigil]

Cocaine sells Better

Silly Me

Get the Acid Lab, It's only 750k if U do the first dose missions

[tribal hill]

well there's a free place for counterfeit money

[tribal hill]

i have it

[dreamy vigil]

Not that good

[dreamy vigil]

Oh aight

[tribal hill]

and merryweather just stole half of my bunker weapons ffs

ive been stuck at 900k $ for a month

[ashen peak]

Your bunker gets raided??

[sonic lodge]

Yep aswell as any mc business and nightclub and hanger maybe

[ashen peak]

https://tenor.com/view/tablet-stand-electronics-diy-hanger-gif-3446209

[sonic lodge]

A top tip i use and this is for everyone but your stuff can only be raided if you an mc or ceo so if you git mc businesses making product then be a ceo or nothing so it dont get raided

[ashen peak]

I know bunker can get raided it's just extremely rare

[sonic lodge]

Ye

[sonic lodge]

^^^^

[ashen peak]

Didn't know this can get raided

[sonic lodge]

Lol

Not that type of hangar

Hangar for planes 😂

[ashen peak]

Ah hangar

You said hanger

[summer gust]

Hi can I ask is the mk1 better than the mk2 after nerfs?

[minor radish]

I mean i like the mk 2 is kinda good for going around

[bleak nova]

No the mk 2 is better especially for grinding

[spring stump]

mk 1 > mk 2

anyone who says otherwise is just wrong

[summer gust]

Fairs

[minor radish]

Oh Jit is that the actual pegasus lifestyle management department?

i gotta take notes

[spring coyote]

can yu guys pls support this im just tryns help sum1

[bleak nova]

Mk2 way better mk 1 is fun and faster other than that mk 2 is better

[spring stump]

yeah but like

mk2 is shit nowadays

[bleak nova]

No

[spring stump]

it is

ever since the nerf

[bleak nova]

Explain

[spring stump]

missile nerf, countermeasure nerf

the missiles are basically mk1 missiles. maybe worse tracking? not too sure, but its around that calibre

the countermeasures have been nerfed hard to the point where you have to skidaddle tf out of there

or jump off the mk2 once you get locked on - especially by a toreador, deluxo etc

[bleak nova]

How is the mk 1 better when it has same missiles and no countermeasures

[dense nova]

Mk missles are shit

[spring stump]

because it’s not a braindead no skill bike lol

if you play it you’d know what i mean

[dense nova]

You have more lock on in a free aim lobby

[bleak nova]

Takes skill doesn’t mean it’s good

[dense nova]

The shit you don't do with the og kinda does

[spring stump]

i mean it kinda does.

[tribal hill]

nahh i really spent all that money on armoring my nightclub delivery van for nothing

[dense nova]

Wdym for nothing

[tribal hill]

i thought there would be npcs shooting me

[dense nova]

Now it will take more missiles in sell missions

[dense nova]

Griefer protection

[tribal hill]

i dont deliver in public lobbies

[dense nova]

That is alot of money gone ngl

I sell a 1.7mil nc for like 2.2

[bleak nova]

Not everything that takes skill is good

[bleak nova]

?

[tribal hill]

wait what

[bleak nova]

What buissneses

[dense nova]

Yeah. High demand bonus

[tribal hill]

nightclub

[tribal hill]

what do you sell

[dense nova]

Wdym

[tribal hill]

what do you sell for 2 million

[inland elm]

Should i get raiju rn?

[spring stump]

yes and no. but that depends on the vehicle at hand

[dense nova]

Half cargo, half guns, full coke full weed full meth full cash then sell in a full lobby

[bleak nova]

Sell in public those delivery vehicles are strong

[bleak nova]

Still mk2>mk1

[tribal hill]

oh

i only have hunting gear

[inland elm]

I just bought a raiju

[tribal hill]

i have the nightclub at the port its distant from deliveries in the desert

[inland elm]

Is it worth it?

[tribal hill]

at least that's what ive been told

[dense nova]

I have that same one

It literally isn't that bad

All the vehicles but the mule are fast

[dense nova]

You should NOT be doing nc then

You are gonna get more out of cayo or dre

[tribal hill]

dre?

[dense nova]

The agency contract

[tribal hill]

also i don't have anything prepped for cayo

[tribal hill]

never heard of that

[bleak nova]

That’s what I got just go off radar and upgrade the vehicle and your good

[dense nova]

Just do it tbh

Its like 1.5 mil for 30mins to 45 mins of work

[tribal hill]

2 million just for the sub

i have 900 k

[ashen peak]

You should change location asap

[tribal hill]

i used to do cayo with other people as hosts

[bleak nova]

What’s your ways of making money

[tribal hill]

but 20% aint it

[dense nova]

Thats a few 100k what??

[tribal hill]

bunker acid nightclub

[tribal hill]

like 300 k

[ashen peak]

Still something

[tribal hill]

and most times i just cabt find anyone to do cayo with

cant

[dense nova]

That's 3x what you got rn 😭

You can't be picky

[bleak nova]

That’s 7 20% cayos and you could a sub or agency

[dense nova]

There is a whole ass chat for that

[tribal hill]

i know i just cant find people who can

[dense nova]

So you meant to tell me the number 1 money method chat is dead

[ashen peak]

You can find others heists too

[bleak nova]

What buissneses do you own

[ashen peak]

Cayo is not the only heist in the game

[tribal hill]

bunker acid and nightclub

[reef basalt]

Why the LFG is so dead as compared to earlier?

[tribal hill]

also counterfeit money

[dense nova]

Definite earlier

[ashen peak]

Cuz yes

[tribal hill]

well i dont get anyone dming me

[dense nova]

Then dm people who need help 🔥🔥

Bro is broke on purpose

[tribal hill]

i do

most times they dont reply

[dense nova]

Do you tell them you dm them?

[reef basalt]

What do you need help with

I can help

[tribal hill]

no

[tribal hill]

cayo

or casino heist

[dense nova]

[reef basalt]

You hosting?

[bleak nova]

Just do bunker and supply acid and either buy agency or submarine

[dense nova]

No he don't got sub yet

[tribal hill]

nope

[ashen peak]

Don't got

Grammar just died

[tribal hill]

its slang

[cobalt lark]

anyone got D10 on chameleons?

[reef basalt]

My bad I thought you were hosting

[dense nova]

Thats like a dice

[cobalt lark]

?

[dense nova]

D10

[bleak nova]

Are you good at the game

[tribal hill]

eh

yeah

decent

[dense nova]

He could even do autoshop and spam the union depository

[ashen peak]

Like

[dense nova]

Thats atleast 900k/hr

[ashen peak]

If he wants money, he just needs to buy shark cards

[dense nova]

Oh true

[ashen peak]

240mil/hr

[tribal hill]

💀

not everyone can spend money on games

[bleak nova]

What’s your hours in the game and level

[tribal hill]

87

level

[ashen peak]

If shark cards bad then explain why you can make 240mil/hrs with shark cards

[bleak nova]

Hours

[tribal hill]

wait im doing a delivery

[minor radish]

guys is the english dave calls still on?

[dense nova]

Yall ever just blow up peoples NC blimps because you don't like the dj

[minor radish]

cus i havent gotten them

[ashen peak]

Do your delivery and don't talk

[ashen peak]

Yes

[minor radish]

How do i trigger them? do i need a club?

[ashen peak]

I dont play in public

[ashen peak]

After doing your first cayo he will call you

At a random time

[minor radish]

you mean like the hiest or the scope out?

[ashen peak]

Heist

[minor radish]

ohhh

i havent done the hiest

[ashen peak]

Hiest

[minor radish]

so you only need to do the first hiest

[ashen peak]

Write heist

[minor radish]

heit

heist

[ashen peak]

You do cayo and then he will call you

[dense nova]

Highst

[minor radish]

highest in the room

[minor radish]

Alright so no clubbers

[ashen peak]

Caro pericle highst

No clubbers

[minor radish]

Ok

me thank you for helpin me

[ashen peak]

Np

[dense nova]

Zero clubbers

[tribal hill]

10 days

and 17 h

[bleak nova]

Save for kosatka

[tribal hill]

i also have the bad habit of spending a shitton of money on cars

[bleak nova]

What cars you got

[tribal hill]

uh

a lot

at least 6 full garages

or 7

[bleak nova]

If their dear enough you could sell them do cayos buy them back and do more cayos and buy more cars

[tribal hill]

hm

[dense nova]

You make shitty financial decisions

[tribal hill]

i know

if i never spent anything on cars i would have at least 10 million

but i like them

[dense nova]

Get em after you can make money

[tribal hill]

also spent 2 million on oppressor

but that thing is helpful

[ashen peak]

I make worse

[dense nova]

You actually have the money

[ashen peak]

[dense nova]

He has 3 businesses, mediocre businesses at that

And 7 full presumably 10 car garages

More than likely full of supercars

[ashen peak]

I have everything, every building fully upgraded

[dense nova]

That's so hot

[ashen peak]

I even relocated my bunker that was at chumash to farm house

[dense nova]

You should buy and upgrade every mc business for each location

[ashen peak]

Bunker that I don't use since I have all research done

[ashen peak]

Already did

[dense nova]

Do it again

[ashen peak]

[dense nova]

You have every apartment?

[ashen peak]

I wanna get back to 100mil without cayo

[ashen peak]

[inland elm]

Is oppressor MK2 better than raiju

[dense nova]

Can you atleast do cayo?

[bleak nova]

I’m trying to do that for the first time

[ashen peak]

I can do cayo but I won't

[bleak nova]

Depends what your doing

[dense nova]

Well what are you tryna have done

The mk2 is good to grind

[inland elm]

Hangar crate sourcing

[dense nova]

Then raiju maybe? Since you can fly in with it

[ashen peak]

Currently learning how to do art work full take 2 manned with 3% hacker

[inland elm]

Alright

[dense nova]

You gotta like

Grab it

[ashen peak]

3% hacker

It's 2:26 time in the vault

[dense nova]

And how much time is needed for fulltake?

[ashen peak]

Minimum is 2:26

[ashen peak]

On hard mode

[dense nova]

And is art like hard to do fulltake w/ or something

[dense nova]

Does that lower the time?

[ashen peak]

Art is the easiest the take

[ashen peak]

No

You just have 2 hacks instead of 1

[ashen peak]

There's a specific route to take for each art work layout

And ofc it's doing it undetected

[inland elm]

It's very fun

I'm doing tricks with it

[bleak nova]

How long does it normally take to get full hangar crates doing land source

[crude vigil]

Not everybody is 24/7 on discord lol

[dense nova]

25 hours

[tribal hill]

not supercars

and 3 are 10 car garages

the rest are like 5

im not that stupid to buy 1 mil plus cars from the website

[hushed shore]

Best way to get banned ?

LMAO

[short heath]

Indeed

[hushed shore]

He got banned or muted ?

[short heath]

Currently muted, waiting on a real mod to ban him

I can’t do that yet

[hushed shore]

Ah yes

Good job

[little vortex]

Does making it day or night during Cayo Perico make any difference?

[short heath]

Not at all really, it’s the best to just pick day

[humble inlet]

Can you change the model of the yatch after purchase?

[humble inlet]

source air, sell land bro

[little vortex]

why, is it just easier to see during the day?

[short heath]

Yes

[dusk tinsel]

The raiju is so damn goood

[wintry heron]

Just got a ps5

Anyone wanna play gta

[fallow mural]

Hey @wintry heron, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[weary forge]

Need help on what to buy got 3.5 mil and have agency, kosatka, acid, bunker, and cash. Dm me

[ashen peak]

Buy arcade

[shut flume]

what to do with 10 mill

[ashen peak]

Dm to know what to do with 3.5mil

[ashen peak]

What you have

[shut flume]

most stuff thats why im asking lol

i dont know what to get

[ashen peak]

You have arcade, facility, every businesses at the right locations?

[shut flume]

i have all buisnesses

and yes

[ashen peak]

Auto shop?

[shut flume]

shit i dont

[ashen peak]

Buy and since you have 10mil buy it fully upgraded and at the right location so la Mesa or mission row

[shut flume]

ok

i have 5 mill still lol

[ashen peak]

How many apartments you have

[shut flume]

1

[digital basin]

[ashen peak]

Buy more apartments

[shut flume]

ok

[ashen peak]

I can suggest del perro, eclipse, Alta and intergrity way

Alta and intergrity way are in the middle of ls

[chilly marlin]

i get del perro cause it was cheapest

[vast dome]

I've heard buying acid supplies is not worth it?

[chilly marlin]

is it upgraded?

[ashen peak]

I got del perro for speedrunning fleeca

[vast dome]

ye

[ashen peak]

I have these 4 apartments btw

[strange fern]

Good

[ashen peak]

And Alta for the final

[chilly marlin]

u make about 49k profit unupgraded buying supplies, but about 280-290k if u buy while upgraded

[ashen peak]

I buy supplies even if its not worth it

I don't sell after

[chilly marlin]

like the doc forgery

[chilly marlin]

worst in the game'

[ashen peak]

Document forgery best

[chilly marlin]

its really not

[ashen peak]

It is

[chilly marlin]

how

[ashen peak]

I made 50mil with it

[chilly marlin]

how long u had it

[ashen peak]

Dunno

[shut flume]

best waste of money

[vast dome]

I have integrity way

[ashen peak]

Not waste of money

Document forgery best business

[chilly marlin]

how do i sex paige

[vast dome]

proof?

[shut flume]

ive made hardly anything from it

[fallen fog]

Yo

[ashen peak]

[vast dome]

Don't lie you can ss your "income overall" in open roads

[ashen peak]

I will explain a few about document forgery

I was trolling

Document forgery is not the best

[digital basin]

[fallen fog]

Vehicle warehouse w?

[wintry heron]

Stop spreading false rumors

We all know doc forgery is the best

[ashen peak]

I was trolling again

[vast dome]

inductor bike time trials is probably the only creative and fun thing we will see in the next 3 years of gtao

[ashen peak]

I don't do it

[vast dome]

Well they are at least completely different from anything else and gives you 50k everyday'

at least they didn't nerf it to fucking 5k or something

[patent nexus]

You can also destroy cargo for cash and RP

[vast dome]

fuck

modder spawned 2k on me

not sure if i should contact support to dodge a possible wipe or what

[ashen peak]

I agree, everyone should do that

[short heath]

Don’t, they’ll ban you

[vast dome]

you think 2k is such a small amount they won't detect it?

[patent nexus]

Bro you're worried about 2k? 😭

[short heath]

Nah, they won’t

[vast dome]

i am worried about character wipe

[patent nexus]

There's people who have been dropped millions with 0 consequence

[short heath]

But don’t report it since those clowns will ban you for it

[patent nexus]

I know because that has happened to me

[vast dome]

yeah that's quick play for ya

horrible

[sudden sigil]

trick is to just spend it instantly

They can’t ban you for getting money dropped on you

They only ban the ones who do the dropping

[iron nexus]

Hello how do i start gta

[chilly marlin]

grind some auto shop roobery missions via quickquin

join*

[fallen fog]

@chilly marlin yo

[chilly marlin]

yo

[iron nexus]

How do i open gta app

[fallen fog]

You press the symbol

[iron nexus]

Ok thank

[scenic ridge]

Should I buy a bunker or a arcade for diamond casino heist?

[sly ridge]

Probably bunker if you don’t plan on doing the heist

[chilly marlin]

for casino, only arcade

play la mesa arcade

buy*

[scenic ridge]

I think I said it wrong I meant like a bunker for buisness money or arcade for casino money what makes better money

[iron nexus]

Well bunker is passive income

So get both

Recall it or find different sessions

[nocturne thorn]

Any idea to get RP roughly?

[sudden sigil]

What

[nocturne thorn]

Efficient rp farm method.

[sudden sigil]

Ohh

Do jobs that offer 3x or 2x money and rp

[chilly marlin]

suck me off to get 100000 rp

[bleak nova]

Dead chat

[nocturne thorn]

First you've got to have one.

Second ask your mom, she's good at it.

[iron nexus]

You play with me

[ashen peak]

ULP missions

[nocturne thorn]

How much that gives?

[ashen peak]

10k rp per missions if I rember correctly

Do them and you'll see

[nova galleon]

source and sell crates from your warehouse over and over

if you only want RP and don't care about money, source one, sell one

[ashen peak]

I won't tell how many brain cells you will lose

[nova galleon]

many

[digital basin]

[ashen peak]

When will he stay

[fallen fog]

Yo

[digital basin]

[iron nexus]

Slowest way to make momey

[arctic harness]

Killing NPC's

Like omg imagining killing NPC's till a million

That's how u lose like 2 months or more of Ur life

[iron nexus]

Ill do it

Only if youre watching though

[arctic harness]

Idk

Someone's probably done it

[ashen peak]

He said slowest not fastest

[fallen fog]

Lol

Slowest is casino

[short heath]

nah man cayo no doubt

[arctic harness]

Oh yeah mb mb

Haven't got my glasses on

[fervent shard]

No casino best heist ever besides act 3 that so fun and ez

[fallen fog]

[wintry heron]

[fallen fog]

Yo

[wintry heron]

Nu

[fallen fog]

Yo

[wintry heron]

What are the rarest gta tattoos besides the racing blonde and ???

[bleak nova]

What’s your favourite song on the gta radio

[wintry heron]

Welcome to Los santos

No more ?

[bleak nova]

Music sounds better with you>

[wintry heron]

Midnight city maybe

[chilly marlin]

mexican

[sudden sigil]

Nights

[cosmic swan]

Fortunate Son by CCR, Los Santos Rock Radio

There's a bunch of good ones on that radio channel. If You Leave Me Now, Too Late For Goodbyes, We Built This City, etc.

[balmy cosmos]

dos locos

[short heath]

I’m free (heaven helps a man) by Kenny loggings on ls rock radio

Or any ls rock radio song in that regard

[sudden sigil]

I don’t care anymore

The phil collins song

[cosmic swan]

Ooh

I gotta listen to that

[cosmic swan]

Hell yeah

[ashen peak]

Media player fallin up Dr dre

[fallen fog]

Best way to make money without businesses this week?

[ashen peak]

You know the answer

[ashen peak]

Why are you asking that there

[wintry heron]

Cause I can

[ashen peak]

Ah yes

You can

[wintry heron]

I want to make heistmates joke in Tgg server but this server is full of pussies that can’t handle it

[balmy cosmos]

wym

[wintry heron]

The heistmates joke in question:

[dusk tinsel]

What's the tattoo that you get after eating 7 peyote play ts for each day of the week until you reach the final day and get a golden peyote and you do some other stuff

[ashen peak]

Ah yes ofc

[balmy cosmos]

oh

[ashen peak]

You don't know heistmate

[balmy cosmos]

nah

[wintry heron]

Sad

[iron nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-zamn-gif-23633186

[wintry heron]

I hate fat people

[cold moat]

10 mil what should i buy

[iron nexus]

Oi

[dusk tinsel]

I have people

[iron nexus]

Golden jet

[ashen peak]

Mod will you mute fr

[dusk tinsel]

hate

[cold moat]

That us a waste of money

[wintry heron]

Ok

[iron nexus]

Hate is a strong word my friend

[balmy cosmos]

how u hate someone cause they're fat

[iron nexus]

Buy sharkcards

[balmy cosmos]

they already struggling enough

[ashen peak]

What you have

[dusk tinsel]

Same way of hating someone for other stupid reasons

[wintry heron]

I lied

[ashen peak]

It's not cuz I bought it

[wintry heron]

I have 16 trillion legit

What should I buy?

[ashen peak]

You do little trolling

[dusk tinsel]

Everything

[iron nexus]

A penthouse in new york

[wintry heron]

I wish

[iron nexus]

Also buy the nuclear codes from joe biden

[cold moat]

I have night club agency mc busisneess kosatka bunker auto shop arcade

[dusk tinsel]

That's too much

[ashen peak]

Buy facility

[iron nexus]

Your too much 😏

[cold moat]

I also forgot i have that

[dusk tinsel]

😵🔫

[ashen peak]

Buy apartments

[balmy cosmos]

why is an 80 year old in charge of nuclear codes

[ashen peak]

Cuz yes

[iron nexus]

Joe biden

[iron nexus]

Dont do it

[wintry heron]

Cause I want to

(I’m joe)

[dusk tinsel]

90

[ashen peak]

You want to

[dense nova]

Hello chat

[iron nexus]

Hello

[iron nexus]

Lets play fornite

[dense nova]

How are you

[ashen peak]

[iron nexus]

Good and you? 🙃

[fallen trout]

Hello, anyone wanna help with some heist setup ?

[iron nexus]

No

[balmy cosmos]

which heist

[dense nova]

Sleepy as fuck been up for like 26 hours

But other than that I'm ight

[fallen trout]

Humane Raid😅

[iron nexus]

No… i dont think youre all right…

[ashen peak]

Sleep then

[balmy cosmos]

dam good luck

[iron nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/sherman-tweeted-gif-20150652

[dense nova]

Antman that is the wrong reaction. Call them stupid and redirect them to lfg

[ashen peak]

True

[balmy cosmos]

my fualt

falut

fault

[dense nova]

Its okay antman ily anyways

[fallen trout]

Can it be done in 2 players btw?

[dense nova]

No

[ashen peak]

His fualt

[dense nova]

I'll get to sleep at some point we chillin

Recovery a whole ass bitch

[ashen peak]

Bing chilling

[iron nexus]

Sleep. Now

https://tenor.com/view/that-was-and-order-michael-chertoff-south-park-s12e11-pandemic2the-startling-gif-22776455

[wintry heron]

Recovery? Like the mod menu? BAN THIS MAN

[chilly marlin]

people

[dense nova]

Suck my cock

[iron nexus]

[chilly marlin]

🙂

[dense nova]

No like physical recover. I.e having to grow back bone

[chilly marlin]

paige is super hot bro

[wintry heron]

Agreed

[iron nexus]

[chilly marlin]

was i incorrect?

[iron nexus]

Erm

[chilly marlin]

cum

[dense nova]

Paige is just pixels

[chilly marlin]

so is ur father

[iron nexus]

[kind goblet]

[wintry heron]

Paige is bad af

[iron nexus]

[chilly marlin]

facts

[dense nova]

Talk alot of shit for a self proclaimed funny person

[iron nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/high-cooked-gif-21141878

[dense nova]

Why he look like that

[iron nexus]

Fuck if i know

[wintry heron]

You act like I’m wrong

[dense nova]

That is Lester's not so distant uncle who is also his son

[wintry heron]

I got a gf but damn

[iron nexus]

To each their own i guess

[chilly marlin]

penis

[dense nova]

This mf getting bricked up for Lester's pixel bitch when he has a real woman

[wintry heron]

It’s true

[iron nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/nectar-detector-colorful-rainbow-color-lie-detector-gif-17220329

[dense nova]

Oh hell naw admitting it on main in public

[dense nova]

Beep beep beep

[wintry heron]

Bro who lies about having a girlfriend 💀

How sad you gotta be

[iron nexus]

Very

[dense nova]

I mean you already play pc gta

So you are down terrible already

[iron nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/sfdesigns09-popcorn-squirrel-eating-animal-gif-26323114

[chilly marlin]

ur sister does not count

[dense nova]

By any chance does this "girlfriend" climax as you tell her about your pc specs?

[iron nexus]

[wintry heron]

I’m not a pc nerd

I got a prebuilt

[dense nova]

"MMMM FUCK BABE MY PC CAN RUN LAST OF US 2 ON EPIC GRAPHICS🤤🤤🤤"

[iron nexus]

[dense nova]

Don't ask me. That was a transcript of dinput's sex session with his pillow

[iron nexus]

[wintry heron]

I don’t think TLOU 2 is on pc

Is itv

[dense nova]

The fuck does a TV service have to do with anything

[wintry heron]

?

[wintry heron]

What are you talking about

[dense nova]

Itv is a television service

[wintry heron]

TLOU is a game

Dumbass

[dense nova]

Then you got me fucked up on why you brought up itv

Calling me a dumbass as they bring it up

[wintry heron]

It’s a typo you dense motherfucker

(Darkviperau reference)

[dense nova]

Odd how there was no correction tho

[wintry heron]

Didn’t think I needed to 💀

[dense nova]

You kinda do. 3 letters, presumably slang or an acronym and a Google search showed me. Itv as a TV service

[wintry heron]

Yeah no

The question mark is right where the V is on the phone. And “is itv” doesn’t sound right like at all. Also what the fuck is itv 💀

[chilly marlin]

anyone wanna do the r* heist?

dm me for info

[marble radish]

Lol

That argument was fun to read ngl

[iron nexus]

No

[iron nexus]

Ur fun to read 😉

[marble radish]

[sudden sigil]

Phasmo reference

[chilly marlin]

we steal a fuckton of shark cards

[iron nexus]

No

[chilly marlin]

about 1.5b per person

[iron nexus]

Count me in

[marble radish]

Me too pls

[iron nexus]

No

[chilly marlin]

thats at the lowest the highest is 100b per person

[iron nexus]

Give me full cut

[chilly marlin]

its per person

[iron nexus]

Ok give me 300b

[chilly marlin]

but i did the setups solo so i get 500b

[iron nexus]

I dont give a fuck give me 300b

[chilly marlin]

dont be greedy

[iron nexus]

😡

[ashen peak]

Do griddy

[bleak nova]

You live up to your name

[iron nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/sasuke-uchiha-fortnite-griddy-sasuke-fortnite-gif-25470299

[iron nexus]

Erm

[ashen peak]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[iron nexus]

[wintry heron]

I didn’t delete it

[ashen peak]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[chilly marlin]

why does it just link and never saw the thing i send?

[ashen peak]

It was for the guy who embed fail

[chilly marlin]

how to stop embed failing

[ashen peak]

Cuz you need to be level 30 to send the actual "image"

[chilly marlin]

why

[ashen peak]

Idk

[bleak nova]

How you level up

[ashen peak]

It's like that in the server

[chilly marlin]

how do i level up

[iron nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/latom-gif-24537370

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-grandma-dancing-viral-hog-cool-gif-17061657

[ashen peak]

Keep chatting

[bleak nova]

Level 20 in 12 days w or l

[ashen peak]

[iron nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-griddy-gif-26317699

[balmy cosmos]

yoooooooooo

[chilly marlin]

hey my friend do you play grand theft auto 5 online?

[ashen peak]

Yes

[chilly marlin]

wtf

[chilly marlin]

me too!

[ashen peak]

But I mostly play fortnite

[iron nexus]

😦

[bleak nova]

It won’t load for me

[wintry heron]

That server had some of the wildest stickers ever

Has

[iron nexus]

🤢

[balmy cosmos]

rip

[chilly marlin]

how much u got on gta online?

[ashen peak]

I'm at the highest rank in fortnite

[marble radish]

😭😭

[ashen peak]

51mil

[chilly marlin]

very cool

[bleak nova]

It loaded 🎉

[chilly marlin]

how did u do it?

[grand tendon]

Should I sell cargo in public lobbies

[ashen peak]

Tbh idk

[bleak nova]

Ye

[iron nexus]

Yes

[chilly marlin]

how much?

[ashen peak]

I troll when I say I play fortnite

[marble radish]

Yesss

Added bonuses

[grand tendon]

Ty

[ashen peak]

All I know is that didn't do cayo

[iron nexus]

@grand tendon lmk when you hop on i can grief you

[bleak nova]

The longer you take to deliver the more money you get so drive slowly and make sure to go through the middle of los santos

[chilly marlin]

that is quite mean of you

[chilly marlin]

that is incorrect

[marble radish]

I've never heard that

[iron nexus]

Well i am quite mischievous

[ashen peak]

I agree

[marble radish]

No I dont think that's true

[ashen peak]

https://tenor.com/view/approved-check-red-approval-stamp-gif-17206098

[chilly marlin]

yo wass up my gangsters? anyone wanna make some dough???? in gtao ofc

[iron nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/cayo-perico-gtav-rockstar-games-gta-gtaonline-gif-21695470

[marble radish]

😅

[chilly marlin]

reported

[marble radish]

Show me the ps

[wintry heron]

You've never heard of the rockstar mechanics?

[ashen peak]

https://tenor.com/view/bobux-me-whne-vault-gta-v-me-when-i-find-the-bobux-vault-gif-21253431

[bleak nova]

?

[bleak nova]

V buck*

[iron nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/cayo-perico-gta-twice-sana-pov-gif-22505990

[marble radish]

Aye knowing r* they would do that to us loool

[wintry heron]

The longer u take to do something the more money u get. Play red dead online and take 20mind to deliver a bounty target you'll see

[ashen peak]

Im joining that server

[chilly marlin]

black men?????

[wintry heron]

They literally do lol

[wintry heron]

Bro the stickers from there are wild

Check DMs

[marble radish]

Bro I'm telling you you can sell in 5 mins you ain't getting more by selling lknger

[iron nexus]

Fuck red dead

[uneven condor]

Are the only servers down?

[wintry heron]

Send me the invite too lmao

[bleak nova]

It won’t let me join

[marble radish]

In red dead yeah but not gta

[wintry heron]

Fuck you

[grand tendon]

I'm on rn

[iron nexus]

Fuck you harder

[chilly marlin]

bro this server so weird

[uneven condor]

It wont lemme join online

[wintry heron]

Oh yeah 😫

[proud birch]

Ceo off vanilla can I take Julie home

[bleak nova]

@wintry heron send me a invite to that server

[iron nexus]

Ok where u at

[wintry heron]

But red dead is goated u can't deny it

[uneven condor]

I love trolling with a cargobob 🙂

[chilly marlin]

u should hire paige

[marble radish]

🤣

[wintry heron]

No

[iron nexus]

No its not

[wintry heron]

I tried

[uneven condor]

I pick up the other person's car and put it on maze bank tower

[wintry heron]

What are you smoking!

[iron nexus]

crystal

[ashen peak]

[uneven condor]

Or I pick up a car and drop it on an innocent player

[marble radish]

Dropping a car on someone covered in sticky bombs? 🙂

[wintry heron]

That explains it

[uneven condor]

No

[proud birch]

Hire the casino boss ladie

[chilly marlin]

is gta4 or 5 better?

[grand tendon]

Del perro heights office

[uneven condor]

Just dropping it on them

[iron nexus]

Red dead can kiss me right ass cheek

[uneven condor]

Icba to get out and put bombs on it

[marble radish]

Drop it on them with 5 sticky bombs too 😄

[iron nexus]

Ok On my way!

[ashen peak]

@wintry heron he hasn't seen heistmate

[marble radish]

Lol

[chilly marlin]

WTF

[uneven condor]

Too lazy

[wintry heron]

Heistmates is wayyyyyy better then this one

[ashen peak]

Foot

[wintry heron]

Uh oh what's heistmate

[ashen peak]

[chilly marlin]

bro i love doing heist with randoms

[iron nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/ronbere-feet-gif-20299748

[marble radish]

So 80% of you stupid and the 20 left is lazy 😉

[ashen peak]

A server discord

[chilly marlin]

this shit is cursed

[ashen peak]

https://tenor.com/view/waving-feet-hi-hey-funny-gif-14749222

[wintry heron]

Heistmates isn’t like the ones we were just talking about

It’s muchhhhh better

[iron nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/toes-twinkle-gif-20173958

[uneven condor]

80% of me is stupid and uhh Yh basically 20% is lazy

[marble radish]

Lool

[marble radish]

😂

[uneven condor]

stop sending feet pics

[ashen peak]

Why

[iron nexus]

Never

[uneven condor]

I'm a minor

[marble radish]

I liked the another one the audacity lol

[uneven condor]

I'm not 16 yet

[marble radish]

Ugh

[iron nexus]

Its feet not a vagina

[wintry heron]

You saw that

That was on accident

[uneven condor]

Idc

Didn't ask to see ur nasty grippers

[marble radish]

🤣

[iron nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/my-timberes-are-shivered-my-timbers-have-been-shivered-shiver-me-timbers-shiver-my-timbers-timbers-gif-26282721

[chilly marlin]

nah

[iron nexus]

😐

[chilly marlin]

nahhhhhh

[ashen peak]

@wintry heron I wanna send the sticker who says looking for who asked

[chilly marlin]

bro fully down bad

[proud birch]

@wintry heron pls hire more girls and add the same services as hookers but with 4k ultra HD real audio and more peach bodyoil

[wintry heron]

Do it since I gave you nitro

[iron nexus]

Tsunade please

[wintry heron]

No

[bleak nova]

Try getting Amanda back

[wintry heron]

Better yet do it in general @ashen peak

[chilly marlin]

hire my 2nd character?

[ashen peak]

Already have 3 warns point don't want more

[wintry heron]

She's got a family bro

[wintry heron]

No she's hideous

[wintry heron]

Should I

[chilly marlin]

?

[bleak nova]

And

[ashen peak]

You do what you want

[wintry heron]

I am the ceo I choose who to hire!

[iron nexus]

I got two warn points

Am i a bad person

[bleak nova]

I’ll pay anything for you to hire her

[wintry heron]

100 megalodon shark cards

[ashen peak]

Nah, just the mod warning for nothing

[proud birch]

Hire Amboutokam

[wintry heron]

No -_-

[ashen peak]

Every punishment results to a warn like bro can't you just do a mute

[iron nexus]

So how much more till im banned permanently

[ashen peak]

I think its 8

[iron nexus]

Aw shucks

[ashen peak]

Idk about the punishment and rules in this server since idgaf

[wintry heron]

This server sucks for that