#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Bro imani is a 10 idgaf
Imani u right
And she's somehow THIRTY YEARS OLD
but paige idek
Can we talk about how you are a bottom tier gta male for saying female
Sounds so nasty
Cheetah best stripper tho
get his ass
get out
paige is her
fr
Straight national geographic terminology

Bro is making sexual preference head cannon
I truly hope the gta Fandom makes her a lesbian who loves Asians
I can do arena wars and clown on you at the same time 🔥🔥
paige is a 11/10 frfr
I don't know because I don't think about if I have the right tools to get into a gta characters pants

Gang on some shit calling pixels fine
the hottest female in gta online
"Paige you look sooo hot on my 2008 pirates of the Caribbean TV"
[and the story mode]
Bro i know you ain't speaking after you tryin for sloppy seconds with a straight up mother

bro is dead
bro what
Careful PND will start to beef (don't tell him you are on xbox, will blow a gasket)
11/10*
What are u on bro bro
even tom connors handsome
the bro right there
always serving my champagne
guys can the chernobog enter the avenger
I am the hottest gta character
Idk, try it
No I am
What do you think
idfk
Bro Dr Dre just old
Nah yk who’s hair they gotta add
Bro look at the fucking size of it 💀
Haos hair
He got a mean ass fade
Like a train into a small hole
what is the chernobog
a boat can fit in ls customs, remember brother this is gta
HSW haos
🤨
Well answer is no
only 40 year old white dudes who wear fedoras work at rockstar
Who the fuck is bringing a boat into ls customs
LOL
why the fuck not
Shut the fuck up ape
What about the curly hair w fade
11/7/2031
Ok
that would be fire but they will never add that shit
show me
They should add prison gangs, I wanna see how many racist white kids become skin heads
I think my character looks decent w it
i think mine does too but idek sometimes ion like it
but there’s no better
Fr
The others kinda just wack
especially the braids
ion think that fedora guy thought them thru
what is the best mc busniess location?
senora desert
Paleto bay
i dont play much and i know thats horse shit

I literally made 30 mil off all my shit in paleto
30 mil each business
But if you gon be bitch just say that
ye bro ik u gotta be hurtin after that
30min of each business in paleto bro
ye bro i woulda Kept Myself Safe
paleto is very up and if u sell to los sontas then u gotta travel a long distance just to sell
There's quite a few centered around the docks
thanks
Yet my shit still sells
This is why you are NOT funny
the ones near lester that are close to farmhouse bunker
what
ayo i got a jetski on land and it can take 18 sticky bombs
not lester trevor
Why not 19
☠️
is coke lockup the best mc?
aint got enough sticky bombs
or is that meth?
Documents
ok
wait isnt that the worse busness in the game
bro
Nah it works pretty well
don’t listen to that boy
I got the bank to back up my methods
Don't be a bitch just because you go crazy for r* pixels
who tf sells documents
how much it make
for like 20k profit
bro
this jet ski on land can take more than 18 sticky bombs and 24 homing missiles
Several money
i have cash factory but not coke and meth
get both of those
@wintry heron thanks
does it make 20k an hout or more or less?
I don't do the deep dive
I just make bank
lmfaoooo
that's a real grinder
i forgot how much it makes but it pays less than weed
Straight up bank only i dropped like 7 mil on one vehicle
And I ain't even use it yet
he ain’t no grinder
How
he spends all his money wit peach at the unicorn
I got 12.3 mil in the bank after spending hella
brokey
Hell naw
Bitch ass
stfu
im trying to earn an honest dollar yall
Don't listen to the broke ass bitch
😂😂
Then document is the way to go
What's yo net?
1bil
you know what would be a cool dlc?
wbu
when i get home
a crypto mining busniess where u can mine crypto and sell it
Like 350mil im pretty sure id need to log on
mf want pics
what?
I bet you thought nfts were a good investment
i did not
You definitely did
i never heard of nfts until now
a cool dlc would be owning a strip club
So you knew about crypto
But not nfts
Did you not step foot on Twitter or really any social media
bro prolly 15 bro
whas twitter?

tgg has the same birthday as rosa parks
tgg should sit in a bus forever
was he on the back of the bus
idk i looked up how old he is but it only said his birthday
You the one dick riding
cus u a bih
The way that we ain't eva spoke is crazy
dam
might not still remember but we’ve spoke before ☠️
Gang changes he name
i did
Anyone on x/s wanna do some heists or sell stuff together
Anyone wanna use the lfg chats
☠️☠️
Why does someone actually text me telling me to get cars like anyone's gonna do it
Simeon*
Shit bro who doin it
Maybe when I was like level 3 with $0
Im on like 3.6mil rn
broke
We start off on e&e too good for him
I've only been playing for a week or 2 and I've bought nearly every business
Bro openly admitted to getting everything handed to him
u should have that plus like 50mil
That's what happens when u start on expanded and enhanced?
R* made it stupid ez for next gen
Well damn you still got the next gen start bonus
ez to make money
Why u acting like it's my fault lol
You flexing it like an achievement 
does that next gen feature come with the base game or do u have to pay for it
My ps4 says to every app that is corrupted(even after format and rebuild database)
Idk but like floppa maybe
it’s just the game
...
I started off with like 400k I just said thats worth more than what he gives
"I've been playing for 2 weeks and I have almost every business"
thats crazy a mf can spawn with a ceo office
I wasn't tryna flex lmao
next gen deadass gets everything
Remember its an achievement to get businesses tho
wdym
4mil to start off is too little
Our Xbox friend in this chat has almost all the businesses after getting handed several
Why u being a prick for lol
I'm just keeping it very real
I was still confused and special cargo wasn't making me an amazing amount of money
Ur tryna take the piss tho what have I done to u
ohh, yea thats true. they could have made the game easier in the beginning without handing them 2 million dollar businesses off the bat
bro wooddrow is certified prick
why u taking it personal
Tryna insult me for what reason lol its not my fault rockstar gave me an office
I am the certified bro yk it
☠️☠️
4mil not even 2 they can literally set up all they ceo shit immediately
They should double it tbh
Make it 8 mil and businesses
throw in a kosatka and agency cause why not
Id also like a free shark card
Because idk next gen ig
lmfaooo
It’s not letting me press draining tunnel for entry in cayo but I scouted it
What do I do
And they get gta+
"Here is your 4mil to start your empire, and your free cars and rare content"
bro mad he got no next gen
Not rly
lmao
Then why u bitching about what next gen start with 😹
Because its still stupid
complete different game tbh
Whole ass silver platter
So?
graphics is only reason i like it
not cus hsw or gta plus
Just bc u started w nothing don't mean u gotta cry about it
^☠️
Id like hsw just for super fast drag bike
yeah that’s a W bike
I know I had to actually grind to where I am, I know grinding is a foreign idea for you
but i mean just getting next gen cus that i wouldn’t do it
That's why I said nah
I grinded on ps4 💀
Now I got my pc 🔥
pc prolly the worst platform for vanilla gta
Bro bought next gen but more expensive
only thing it has going is graphics thats it
I got pc to play like minecraft
I don't wanna play with you master race shitters in gtao
yea pc in gtao is shit, every other game its the best
and nostalgic games
Minecraft
did you try them
can anyone help me with On Parade pls
i almost got them free but i lacked
dammit i missed out on nice buds
They like even tell you if they in correctly
😵
Straight up magic shit
what phone u got
S9+
Yeah I'm getting the i think its the 21 soon
+? or base
I'm thinking +
If anyone wanna do the prison break heist message me
i got the s23 ultra
Phone peddler
lfg
Okay, listening ears on okay?
use the looking for group chat
That is what lfg means
Alr
No
i bought a modded account yesterday
from 1-10 how down bad am i
ty
10,000
You’re perfect strong smart
10,000 as in not down bad fr
Please take the esex to dms
Hell naw
where are the e babies
False
what should i grind for 5 hours
lamar missions
lamar missions are kinda boring
casino
Can I grind taxi
proceed
these are real grinders ascend take note
is the strip club grindable
💀💀💀
everything is grindable if u have the grindset for it
i think female characters should be able to work in vanilla unicorn
you're smart
ty man
stop this nonsense, im about to contact a mod
you're the best person ever
Lmfaooo
what about me
whats up pal
Ty g
you deserve all the praising and moee
more
i truly wish the best for you
yes
and i hope you succeed in everything you do
ty
ty
don't mention it
ty
Dickriding is crazy
im not a female so i can not relate
i can
Not how it works
you are indeed a funny man
?
Common funny man W
man?
Yes
you mean being a bitch for an another mf?
damn
dixk riding
Should i buy a MOC or terrorbyte
do u have mk2 opressor
i think moc can upgrade more weaponized vehicles
i bought MOC on accindent cause i misstaked it for the auto shop lol
How
Lol how
idk
i only bought my terrorbyte for mk2 missiles
Can't I upgrade it in the agency workshop?
They are on two different sites, ones a building ones a truck
i'm not sure
upgrade what?
Weapobized vehicles
Weaponized vehicles lol
ohh ok yea idk
ik agency workshop is used for imani tech, but the vehicles u put imani tech on are unweaponized as fas as im aware
also i don't know what the point of moc would be at that point if u could
The discounts for other weaponized vehicles maybe
true
i feel like there's a difference between vehicle workshops and weaponized vehicle workshops. cause i can't modify my scramjet in the agency workshop, and when i try to take it to ls customs it says it can only be modified at an MOC or Avenger workshop
So it's not for weaponized vehicles hm
yea probably not, but you can put weapons on regular vehicles
with the agency workshop
Thr ones with imani tech right?
Need one more for prison break preps and finale
I love driving mine around
I feel like a president lol
How do i get a wanted level for kicking prostitutes
Lol
Guys I think I effed up
I was in the cayo perico heist and I lost connection mid-heist can I go back I and start the heist or do I have to do ALL the prep
You can start the heist again
you can go back and start the heist
Oh so I dont have to suffer through prep again? I could just get in my sub and start
That's a crazy name btw lmao
Latin lover?
racism72
Or the other username
🔥🔥🥶
It's cool
Imma just try to do the heist without disconnecting again (it will)
And it said I left an even/mission
If this doesnt save imma just mod or something
Yea ik
Old gen gets no love
But it saved
If it didnt then
Darn.
Need one more for prison break
Anyone want to play?
Prison break😹
Bro it’s 2023
Plz tell me u lying
@wintry heron some glitches are there in the hiest
Did your old discord acc get deleted or smth god damn your acc is new
I am new on discord
Damn
did u just start gaming on pc
Nah i started 3 months ago@balmy cosmos
ah ok
when did u start playing gta
oh ok cool
dam
anyone want to do cayo
At this time
when was that
Does gta cross play or no?
thats beenlike htat
no
wow
Ah ok
@wintry heron wait in free roam a bit and get a call to pick it up, it'll be a yellow car on the map. Pick it up and store it.
if u do i ban u
no glitch talking
Kay thanks

Ok, i just booted up my game
damn i was speedrunning union depository but then i fucked up the livesplit and i was at the last part 😭
Whats that about?
The weevil
Oh
Can't you talk about them if you pay like 500 on patron?
glitch
hey is there a problem with geralds last play career i been doin them and deal with it and make ends meat wont read that i did them
do what it says
BANN

Oh shit moderator
casino anyone? pc

2nd time speedrunning union depository sub 19
not bad
i mean thats 24th out of 27 still ass
messed up on hella things anyways
tap me in
I officially own a doomsday bunker now
facility or bunker
Good luck if you play with randos
?
so u own a facility
All of this is satire
Indeed
nah I'm actually fr
doomsday isnt hard tho
Same
I also know a goth girl who loves to talk about high tech trucks
Rockstar HQ Heist
Anyone wanna play GTA
anyone just wanna chill and do something
By any chance does anyone know where the street dealers r currently located??
i think one is by the union depository
Anybody with a Xbox Wanna Play
Best offroader in gtaO?

Yo
Anyone wanna chill in gta?
Best way to make 2.2 mil with only acid lab
Sell in public lobby
sell acid lab
K
Sell documents
Steal from sleeping guards
Anyone know the cool down on the los santos Angel missions for the avenger?
Can someone hook me up with a heist. Im in desperate need of money. Im on PS
Damn
Do the hangar bonuses compound
Or act individually
Oh yeah I can give you a heist
Dubble/triple hanger or auto shop when
What I thought but making sure
@wintry heron do you not want it?
Iv Litteraly just been doing the math on every money method in gta
I basically do this type of stuff irl lmao just got bored ngl
I think the worst way to make money is helping someone source warehouse crates
Yeah but that’s not an actual way?
Low ranks literally grind stores
Fuck no its like 1.5 at the most pretty sure
If you can hit 1 store every minute that’s 60k per hour which is the same as survival game mode
I'm tempted to hit an early morning sesh and get some hanger stuff done
Lollll
For noobs
Obv excluding heists
One of the best ways is actually helping others selling their mc
No joke
What do you get for that
You get 10% of revenue from a sale, which usually takes 15mins. And full stock sales average 500k counting full lobbies bonuses. So 50k/15 mins, 200k per hour
As a noob , just drive around don’t need to spend millions on the buildings and upgrades that’s pretty good
That’s indeed pretty good
No need for an investment and 200k an hour is pretty decent
Although you can probably make more trough races with triple money
Don’t races depend on skill though
A good driver can make 500k an hour and a bad one 50k lmao
Yeah true but it’s a really beginner friendly system so it wouldn’t be to hard to learn
Do you know the cool down time for avenger Angel missions?
The ones that pay 50-70k
No idea, don’t own one
And they pay 60k on average? @wintry heron
Yo
Then that might officially be the worst game investment you can make
How much can you make from lamar contacts this week(
Don’t do Lamar
First do short trips if you haven’t done them before
And if you have just grind wet workers by Ron
Short trips will give u 100k and then a 200k bonus for first time
For each
And I think each character
It pays a lot if you haven’t done them
any idea how long it will take to get 50 hanger crates?
You can get 25 crates an hour @pale glacier ?
Nah
Bro
How much time does it take you?
How many can you get of the same type per hour though ^
There’s a cool-down
Exactly
But I only do narcotics and chemicals
Which maxes it at 20 crates an hour of the same type
So if you do narc and Chem u can bypass cooldowns and still get the 70% bonus right?
Wym
got my hanger yesterday, Im gonna get 15 counterfit and then sell
then get 50 medical then sell for around 3.8 mill
Does it have to be the same crate to get 70
It’s about 12%
think so
No it’s impossible to get 70
It’s possible
Ive got a link for the hanger bonus if yous want it?
Hangar has a 70% bonus and a 50% bonus for public lobbies
It’s why it’s the best business in game rn
That coupled w single sell vehicle
For public lobbies you’re saying
Ohh
I always do it in public
Never got attacked
Pretty sure you get like a max of 2
Guys which vehicle as the best lock on in the game
Has*
Should I buy the stromberg? Pls tell
No
guys is hangar worth the effort?
How many crates can you realistically do per hour
Idk who to believe-
Skipping the cool down by doing both Marc and chem
i can do 1 per 4-5 minutes, so on average 12 per hour
What about if u do only narcs how many crates per hour then?
if i play with 4 pleyrs do i get 4 crates each time or does it max out at 3?
^ @wintry heron
I meant to tag you both
@wintry heron is hangar solo?
Ye
Epic
its time consuming
I cba to do 50 fucking source missions
frick
You can shove them up your ass
bruh i thought you couldn't swear in the server?
i was scared to use swear words lmao
oh yeah about the job tp, i can't do it if you have a good video about it could you maybe dm?
would i get more doing a solo cayo or doing a duo with full bags each
depends on the cut
if you could take 85% then duo is worth it
you could get all gold = 1.2m and the primary target
My game would take the cool down time to load Aniway Lmaoo
same for me lol
I play games on my old gen Xbox
Not changing till it burns
I litteraly try to break it but the thing just won’t go
it really depends on the primary target too, if for example you get pink diamond then you could make 1.8 on 75% cut
that is on hard mode btw
yeh
Someone wanna help me with humane labs setups?
Is vigilante worth it?
looks sick af imo
only buy if you have extra money cu it wouldn't actually benefit you in anyway but its cool to show off and drive it
The vigilante has fun factor is pleasing to my eyes, and is one of the only missile vehicles available for calling in missions now @pale glacier
But you can’t use toreador in heist setups
Ye
That’s why I want it

Only reason to buy it is boredom
You can’t use mk2 in heist
You can use vigilante in doomsday setups
btw how do you refill the 20 missiles of mk2 after they are gone (i do not have a mk2 yet)
But it’s not that useful
Send it back to your mechanic
works for the return to terrobyte too?
I haven’t done Cayo in 2 years
And even then,a Kuruma still works just as well
Ye
What’s all the talk about the cool down etc?
Is Cayo with cool down still better then casino?
There’s no cooldown with a team?
Or u mean since u can rotate
Bro doomsday pays crazy more
Duo it’s very worth it
Then it used to
Act 1 is still my favorite heist if u ignore the existence of the setups
Act 1 setups very ez except for the server farm
Ye
I wish doomsday entire payout was 4mil
If you do the mastermind it pays 4mil?
@wintry heron agreed
Doing act 1,2,3 should take you maybe 7hours max. And you can take home 1mil on act1,1.2 on act 2, and 1.5 on act 3.
Wait is the mastermind bonus 3.7mil??
Or do u mean total
U make 3.7 total hosting and taking the higher cut
So I guess the bonus Is kinda stupid unless ur just trying to help ur friends
So many people must fail on the act 3 finale by quick restarting
Every time I run it with randoms they can’t stop dying
Does hacking get real hard in missions?
I keep hearing ppl say need a good hacker for this and that
I have only done the story mode and cayo perico hacking it seems easy
Idk about other things tho
How can ppl suck at hacking 😭
Genuinely I think people asking for help just don’t really care to learn the easy patterns idk
Lazy ness I guess lmao
But if we get paid more for that, I’ll take it
I can’t do casino hacking
I have good hacking skills irl lmao, the in game hacking is a joke 😭
Personally the hackings my favorite part
Try to see how fast I can finish it is satisfying
Is it different from the cayo ones?
You guys ever got diamonds
@wintry heron casino heist doenst have a cool down right
Hmm then idk man, maybe i will suck at hacking too 💀
Anyone on ps4? Here
Doomsday ain’t worth it
You are lucky, here are mostly ps players. Im the one in pain i can't find pc players here to play with
Just do it once
Ye fr
And everybody on ps4
Doomsday is for all the og players who want somewhat of a challenge
@surreal elbow i am pc player bro
Not a lot on ps5
Not just easy money
Dm me bro if you wanna play
Does the pac standard also have a cool down now?
Crazy how they’re punishing legit players and not cheaters
Frr
I just meant is it longer /changed lmao
Cheaters can quite literally skip cooldowns lol
@surreal elbow bro i dm you
Prob cayo still the best heist
Just read it
@pale glacier agreed
@pale glacier but whent the primary target i taquella it is not worth it
I only got tequila once with 4 cash 💀
@pale glacier what is pd
A glitch
Tryna do some heist fr if any of yall need me lmk
B2b = babies to bitches
Yes I need help
Selling tiktok accounts with 1k followers for cash app and paypal (yes they can go live)
With ?
Heist
You have it ready ?
Yeah
I have not gotten bear bonda even once but maybe just cuz i have only done it 8 times
The pay isn't much tho
Whats the heist
I got pink diamonds 3 times out of 8
O
Wha-
I think bro is telling lies
Whats the pay ?
Like 200k
No i am not
Stfu and take your 9 cash
Literally the first one after madrazo files was pink diamond i was so happy
No you weren't
How much people you need ?
1
Man how tf do i prove it to you lol
Idk
Alr lets run it you got ps5 next gen right ?
No, I also do not have the fleeca job
💀
10 schmeckles per heist
Also just a personal update im in my wheelchair chugging rootbeer by my fridge
Can they buff cayo (only 1 second cooldown and 2x permanently)
Also new panther primary (its the one from the cage)
Ngl
I MUST piss
Who is tryna listen
Asmr type shit
is it those 99% of times

I wanna do the original apartment heists solo
I want to-
Nah you want apartment solo
idk what i want to
Real
So I finally finished calculating everything in gta
Pretty sure the best money method
{legit} with no exploits
Is running cayo, followed by running casino, and then running act 1
It averages to about 1.2mil an hour
It’s a rotation to fix the cool down problem
Nerd
But if you have 2 people why not just do cayos
☝️🤓
Shhhh there is a method
We just don't understand
Hi i'm loojing for buddy to do cayo perico heist with me
True, he's the human calculator
We can do fleeca job. Take it or leave it
Hey @languid frigate, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
cayo perico heist any one?
You have chats for that
U have lfg channels
Leave it
L take
No cheat
@languid frigate
L
Use this
40% cut
Hey @languid frigate, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Man
@zinc narwhal I see your lfg chat and I raise you the army of the blind (this whole server)
Is he really dumb
Ong fr
Or he is pretending to be dumb
Use lfg channel
it's stupidly common
True
Now hear me out. What if he says 50% cut in this channel
There should be an IQ test when joining discord
He maybe trolling but trolling in this server is rare so he probably dumb
90iq is the minimum
3*
Yes i agree
With you
I think people say that they have heist or looking for help in this channel cuz they see people talking in there
Why is dumb?

Are you dumb? He is telling you to go to the lfg channels not about cheating, average discord user smh
Can anyone say me the best location to buy facility ??
Route 68/Farmhouse are pretty good
Any facility in sandy is fine basically



