🚔┃gta-discussion

[fervent shard]

No

im not

[chilly marlin]

i live at del perro heights 7

[wintry heron]

U don’t need rizz

[fervent shard]

Same!

[fervent shard]

i do

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[kind goblet]

Everyone needs rizz

[chilly marlin]

anyone wanna have gta sex in the shower

[fervent shard]

dhar man fireee

[wintry heron]

Don’t even worry about girls rn

[fervent shard]

dhar man rizz

You will live to regret this!

yeahh

W rizz?

[kind goblet]

Nah you always need girls

[chilly marlin]

are you a fire? cause i wanna nut in you.

[fervent shard]

OH SHIT

yo imma use that

[tiny turtle]

[fervent sinew]

Are you two okay

[fervent shard]

hm lemme think

[chilly marlin]

no

[wintry heron]

@fervent sinew im about to block these kids

[fervent shard]

lets play firetruck 😏

[fervent sinew]

They should be watching cocomelon

[wintry heron]

I don’t think they get how weird they are

[fervent shard]

ahh W rizz

[fervent sinew]

Not whatever this is

[fervent shard]

yo its rizz

[chilly marlin]

i ran into a bed frame like 19 years ago and hit my head

[tiny turtle]

any1 wanna play nightlife leak

[fervent shard]

same

[fervent sinew]

It’s rizzstraining order

[fervent shard]

to tell the truth im zesty as fuck

[fervent shard]

are u my pants cause i wanna make u get in them

wait

thats not good

[tiny turtle]

[fervent sinew]

If a dude tried to pick me up with this I’d slap him

That weird asf

[fervent shard]

u a girl?

[fervent sinew]

[fervent shard]

wait u a girl?

oh shit

[fervent sinew]

[chilly marlin]

are you a cat? cause i wanna put you in the oven

[fervent shard]

are u tanisha from gta? cause U BAD

[fervent sinew]

I heard that dude got beat up lol

[fervent shard]

do u like my rizz

[fervent sinew]

[fervent shard]

i'll be michael you'll be amanda

😏

[wintry heron]

This just got weirder

[fervent shard]

W rizz tho

[chilly marlin]

bro is getting zesty

[fervent shard]

right?

[fervent sinew]

SOS

[chilly marlin]

im not that crazy

[fervent shard]

u a female? you'll be in my closet soon enough

grrr

GRRR

[wintry heron]

U barely 10 and isn’t ascend like 18

[fervent sinew]

You’re in the closet lol

[fervent shard]

no

no

no

i didnt mean it like that

[fervent sinew]

Next Wednesday I am

[fervent sinew]

🏳️‍🌈 lore

[fervent shard]

so its not illegal if we date yet

[fervent sinew]

😭

[fervent shard]

erizz

w rizz in the chat

[chilly marlin]

you need to take ur meds

[wintry heron]

Bro I’m dead

[fervent sinew]

Schizo lore

[fervent shard]

youll be next

[wintry heron]

Rolling on my floor u didn’t just say that kid 😭😭

[fervent shard]

i look you up and down like im duke dennis what u doin?

unspoken rizz

[fervent sinew]

Walking past the primary school ignoring you

[fervent shard]

what

im not that

we can ride in my gta lambo

[fervent sinew]

[wintry heron]

Bro will take you out on a date at the gta convenience store and buy you snacks 😭😭

[fervent shard]

ay i'll buy any car for you

[iron nexus]

[fervent shard]

yessir

thjen we'll go to the club

spend a mil

wait

@fervent sinew ur a girl right?

[iron nexus]

[fervent shard]

i dont wanna make the same mistake

[fervent sinew]

[fervent shard]

ok ok good

lets go to uh my

i got my own private yacht

hmu

i'll buy the luxor deluxe for u

[wintry heron]

@fervent shard is ur voice squeaky?

[fervent shard]

I dont know

not to me

[iron nexus]

[fervent shard]

im not gay guys

W rizz in chat

!!!

[fervent sinew]

[fervent shard]

ok im done

[wintry heron]

Alr stop trying to rizz people up on a gta discord squeaker

[fervent shard]

WhAt

i prove u wrong now

[fervent sinew]

This is what 14 years doing now?

[fervent shard]

yo hmu in the dms

for the uh

we can get sprunk or ecola

then some egochasers

hmu

[wintry heron]

It's a femboy

[fervent shard]

then go to the club

[wintry heron]

@fervent sinew my brothers 15 it gets way worst then this

[fervent shard]

spend a mik,

[wintry heron]

Jk idk what they are

[fervent shard]

wait what

[fervent sinew]

Shhhh

[vast hatch]

Finally in the 9 figure club! 101m. What about y’all?

[wintry heron]

Come to my club

[wintry heron]

LMAO

[fervent shard]

oh fr?

[wintry heron]

Yeah all free

[fervent shard]

@fervent sinew wanna go there together?

[fervent sinew]

Hmmm

I don’t knowwww

[wintry heron]

It's free drinks are on the house 🤷‍♂️

[iron nexus]

I got 1 billion

[vast hatch]

Show off

[wintry heron]

How old is everyone in chat?

[fervent shard]

7 (for legal reasons its a joke)

[wintry heron]

That sounds like a trap

[vast hatch]

How much money y’all got?

[fervent sinew]

18 in like 5 days

[wintry heron]

[fervent shard]

u still a minor

so like

u wanna go to the club

its on da house

[fervent sinew]

[wintry heron]

😭

he ain’t weong

[fervent shard]

i aint

[fervent sinew]

This weird asf 😭

[wintry heron]

Nah where the moderators at

[fervent shard]

u a minor still

we can still go and it not being illegal

[iron nexus]

Im a trap

[wintry heron]

See if I answer I think I'll be laughed at

[fervent sinew]

You can’t even drive a car lil man

[fervent shard]

in gta

we'll go in my bugatti like andrew tate

[wintry heron]

Nah ur good

[kind goblet]

Pls don’t be a tater tot

[wintry heron]

Im 15 💀

[fervent shard]

u wanna go to that club still?

i mean he says its on the house

[fervent sinew]

You’re like 14 😭

[fervent shard]

any car u want

[wintry heron]

😭

[fervent shard]

and dont matter what age i am

ur a minor

so we good for 5 days

[fervent sinew]

[wintry heron]

💀💀💀

[fervent shard]

u tryna go still?

[kind goblet]

This is some nonce stuff

[wintry heron]

If no one’s 18 I might as well leave this discord ngl

[fervent sinew]

I’m just Tryna chill and this fetus Tryna hit me up

[fervent shard]

any car u want we';ll go in

[wintry heron]

Im too tired for this shit bru 😭

[fervent shard]

even a private jet igu

[fervent sinew]

Wsg

[fervent shard]

we can chill in my yacht

go on jetskis

[wintry heron]

There defo is just not here, rn

[kind goblet]

I’m over 18

[fervent shard]

i mean shit if tgg wanna hit me up for that date we good

[wintry heron]

Or maybe there is idk

[fervent shard]

anything for him

[wintry heron]

There u go

Lying ass kid @kind goblet 😭😭

[kind goblet]

Proof

[fervent shard]

@fervent sinew ay baby im franklin u tanisha we rich now

[wintry heron]

@kind goblet who's that in ur pfp

[fervent shard]

make a love story for 5 days

[fervent sinew]

@wintry heron I am basically 18

[kind goblet]

Jon jones

[wintry heron]

Looks familiar

Thought so

[fervent shard]

not yet

[wintry heron]

Yall both on ps5 though

[iron nexus]

[fervent sinew]

Next Wednesday

[fervent shard]

u wanna go out now? @fervent sinew

[wintry heron]

Then I'm basically 30

[kind goblet]

He’s in front of a mountain of coke tho

[wintry heron]

How old is tgg?

[kind goblet]

8

[fervent shard]

shit anything for him

[wintry heron]

W tbh

[fervent shard]

cmon we can go on a private jet

then my yahct

then the club

then my apt

[wintry heron]

Incredible

[fervent shard]

then we can get ecola or sprunk

with some egochasers

[kind goblet]

Are you even over 18

[fervent shard]

dream date ya feel me

[fervent shard]

just say yes

[fervent sinew]

If you’re a dream I’m gonna stay awake thank you

[fervent shard]

u tryna go on a date tho u a minor still

[wintry heron]

Im going to be 20 lmao that’s why it just feels weird if there’s no one my age in here

[kind goblet]

I’m gonna be 29 soon

[fervent shard]

@fervent sinew Listen right here we are going on this date

I dont care what u say

on my private jet

landing in the street

then my yacht

[fervent sinew]

Epstein is that you

[fervent shard]

then get sprun k and egochaser

[kind goblet]

Being old sucks

[fervent shard]

we'll go to my private island too

[wintry heron]

Bros got that unconsentual rizz

[fervent sinew]

I need vodka

This is brain numbing

[iron nexus]

So about gta

[fervent shard]

i mean if u want some in gta hmu

[wintry heron]

Nah being old is fire, I started playing gta when u guys were still drinking baby formula

[wintry heron]

Genuinely?

[kind goblet]

Ye

[iron nexus]

Shouldve told him you were a dude lol

[fervent sinew]

I first played gta at 2 when I was left alone with my gamer aunt

[fervent sinew]

Would’ve saved me

[fervent shard]

u tryna go out now?

[iron nexus]

For sure

[wintry heron]

Damn fair enough

[kind goblet]

Lies nothing fire

[fervent sinew]

Naw

[fervent shard]

cmon

we can do anything

[wintry heron]

I did say he's a femboy lol

[fervent shard]

@wintry heron drinks on u right?

[wintry heron]

Not but fr you guys know any active gta servers ?

Im not trying to play w 5 year olds

[iron nexus]

I mean what if hes into that

[kind goblet]

Does this guy always act weird

[wintry heron]

Yeah like the children portions

[fervent shard]

vodka for my lady she wantin it

[wintry heron]

Each to their own

[kind goblet]

Maybe gta series

[fervent sinew]

Just what I say to avoid creeps

[iron nexus]

I told him i was a dude and he left me alone lol

[fervent sinew]

[wintry heron]

Not my concern what people like

[fervent shard]

wait ur a girl

?

[fervent sinew]

Oh god

[iron nexus]

Maybe

[fervent shard]

oh bet

tryna go on my private jet

?

[iron nexus]

Ill let you imagine

[fervent shard]

a yacht

egochasers

sprunk

ecola

[iron nexus]

[wintry heron]

@fervent shard a lot of guys pretend to be girls on the Internet bro it’s a troll

[fervent sinew]

[wintry heron]

Well u got the main gta server

[iron nexus]

[wintry heron]

And some are just weird creeps 😭😭

[fervent shard]

am i gettin catfished

oh shit

[kind goblet]

Fr

[fervent shard]

aw man

[fervent sinew]

@iron nexus wanna be friends

[iron nexus]

Your on discord bro

[fervent shard]

u wanna be friends?

[fervent sinew]

Wait

Wtf

[kind goblet]

Your dumb bro @fervent shard

[fervent shard]

more than friends

ya feel me

[edgy ridge]

Where the gun van today

[fervent shard]

paleto

[fervent shard]

u a girl?

[fervent sinew]

@iron nexus I fought a dude other day on gta named DarkMoon123

[edgy ridge]

No

Why

[iron nexus]

Nah my names darkmoonelite

[fervent sinew]

Good good

That dude didn’t kill me once

[wintry heron]

Bro last year I was part of a ufc tournament in gta

[fervent sinew]

He got like 15-0’d

[iron nexus]

[wintry heron]

I wonder if he still does it

[fervent sinew]

I kept headshotting him

[fervent shard]

u tryna go in my eclispe tower apt?

[fervent sinew]

Poor soul

[fervent shard]

a casino penthouse perhaps?

[fervent sinew]

Not even maze bank don’t @ me

[fervent shard]

with my supercar garage?

[wintry heron]

I haven't played ufc4 in so long

[fervent shard]

oh u wanna be in that? hmu

[iron nexus]

Damn well im gonna get shit on then

[kind goblet]

ufc4 is trash

[wintry heron]

Tyson fury fun to play in online tho

[fervent shard]

i'll buy maze bank tower for u baby

[wintry heron]

If u won the guy gave you like 6 cayos or something

Ufc2 where its at idc

[kind goblet]

ea can’t make a good mma game

[fervent sinew]

Found a dude farming a noob at beach

He was emo and was trying his hardest

[wintry heron]

Ufc2 was funny

[fervent sinew]

All to get 16-44’d by me and he went afk

[fervent shard]

I wanna say this but yes, Do you want to marry me

[fervent sinew]

[wintry heron]

The damage felt real too like your punches did something

[fervent sinew]

Naw

[iron nexus]

Damn im scared of you now

[kind goblet]

Only good thing about ufc 2 was arm damage rest sucked undisputed 3 still the best

[fervent sinew]

Thank thank

[wintry heron]

Never got to play undisputed

[fervent sinew]

I would protect u fr

[fervent shard]

Please i like u

[wintry heron]

Only played ufc 2-4

[fervent sinew]

Kitkat my friend

[wintry heron]

The physics in 2 were funny

[iron nexus]

You mainly snipe?

[fervent shard]

and ur my girlfriend

[kind goblet]

If you have a 360 or ps3 play it best mma game

[wintry heron]

Knockouts would send a guy flying

[fervent sinew]

Ye 5k hours of pvp

[fervent sinew]

Naw

[iron nexus]

[knotty nymph]

Bros simping to the maximum 💀

[kind goblet]

5k

[fervent shard]

ys u are lets get in my maze bank tower

[fervent sinew]

I’m in top sniper crew that won a few tournaments

[wintry heron]

Not anymore sadly 😔

[fervent shard]

i'd protect u baby

[fervent sinew]

Look at scythe

[fervent shard]

anything for u

[kind goblet]

Fr

[fervent shard]

i'd buy anything u want

[knotty nymph]

Bro your insane

[iron nexus]

No way

[fervent shard]

thats my girl

back off

[knotty nymph]

Y’all have problems dawg

[fervent shard]

fight me

thats my girl

dont test me

[wintry heron]

I vote for @fervent shard to be muted for 1000 hours

[knotty nymph]

You probably don’t even know her first name jit

[kind goblet]

Dude Isn’t a girl

[fervent shard]

and? tahts my girl

[fervent shard]

wsg babe

[fervent sinew]

Guh?

[knotty nymph]

@iron nexus feel for you💀

[fervent sinew]

Who tf

[knotty nymph]

Got these dudes in a choke hold💀

[fervent shard]

thats my baby

[iron nexus]

chill

[fervent shard]

wsg babe

[kind goblet]

Dude gets attached to easily

[wintry heron]

I just gotta ask what games aren’t dead anymore? Feels like everything lacks players

[fervent shard]

thats my baby

[kind goblet]

No just no

[fervent shard]

she is

ong

[kind goblet]

Proof

[wintry heron]

Fortnite

[iron nexus]

But yeah I recently started to pvp since i was getting bored grinding

[wintry heron]

Not touching that

« Game »

Lol thought so

Call of duty?

[fervent sinew]

Add me I’ll teach u c:

[kind goblet]

Among us

[fervent sinew]

Who

[wintry heron]

Cod is stale

Games been copy and paste since 1999

Icl I can't name another game haha

[fervent sinew]

Fifa

[iron nexus]

Im progressing a lil

[fervent shard]

u baby

[kind goblet]

FIFA is trash

[fervent sinew]

Naw

[fervent sinew]

I mostly snipe jets and stuff

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron check out deep rock galactic see if u like the look

[fervent shard]

baby lets just get some therapy from dr isiah friedlander

[wintry heron]

Alright pack it up broski shows over

[kind goblet]

Alright I’m out this guy getting outta control

[fervent shard]

shes my baby

[wintry heron]

Club is closed time to go home

[fervent shard]

dawg fr

fuck

[fervent sinew]

🧢

[wintry heron]

Yeah anyone trying to play on old gen Xbox dm me. I’m done w this chat

[fervent shard]

please babe

[fervent sinew]

[tired river]

Guys can someone tell me what is the button to enter the passenger seat of your own car?

I want to test my khanjali stuff

[fervent shard]

listen is it because i have discord light mode?

baby please give me a chance

babe please

[fervent sinew]

Aw hell no

Extra red flags

[fervent shard]

are we breaking up already?

please baby

[fervent sinew]

🚩

[fervent shard]

PLEASEE

i need u

in my life

i already told my parents about u

[fervent sinew]

You need cocomelon

[fervent shard]

so we broke up?

[fervent sinew]

???

[fervent shard]

ur breaking up with me?

[fervent sinew]

That block button looks so good rn

[fervent shard]

u shouldnt of said that

u look so good rn

[fervent sinew]

[fervent shard]

please dont divorce me baby

we are married with kids

pleasee

[knotty nymph]

Bro

Please stop

Unreal

[wintry heron]

Bros got restraining order rizz

[glossy leaf]

ngl. That's a str8 up rizz disorder.

[chilly marlin]

guess whos back

from my 1 hour timeout

[chilly marlin]

goofy ahh cat

[iron nexus]

You bad boy

[chilly marlin]

i said a bad word 😉

[iron nexus]

Fuck?

Bitch?

[chilly marlin]

the r word

[iron nexus]

Re

[tiny turtle]

I missed the timing to turn on the airplane mode

[iron nexus]

[chilly marlin]

lol

[tiny turtle]

🤌🤌🤌

[iron nexus]

banned

Thats what i thought

[chilly marlin]

jokes on you, i banned the owner and got owner powers\

[iron nexus]

Oh?

[chilly marlin]

u bout to be ass fucked

[iron nexus]

How about no

[chilly marlin]

ok

[iron nexus]

Did you forget im a dude lol

😐

Yessir

[chilly marlin]

i live at del perro heights 7

😉

[wintry heron]

U deserve another time out broski

[wintry heron]

That ain’t right fs

[chilly marlin]

hell no bro

[iron nexus]

Discord is full of people on heat

lalalol

[chilly marlin]

im on that fucking SPEED

meth

meth

meth

meth

meth

meth

meth

meth

meth

meth

meth

[chilly marlin]

buttsauce

what do yall do for fun?

[pliant shuttle]

@everyone

Hey guys! I just released my second single ever!

It would be the nicest thing in the world if you could take a listen and tell me what you think! 🖤

https://open.spotify.com/track/2JtKy5DtqHso5yfnMrMbS6?si=Sbl701euTNShZ58AHnSv8Q&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A3MFbPCENdwzYraeC1fpFZ1

[chilly marlin]

thats a scam

nice malware loser

[iron nexus]

Its not gta related so i rate it 0/10

[chilly marlin]

dont click the link

[iron nexus]

To late

[chilly marlin]

NO

its a scam

malware

[iron nexus]

I have an iphone

Im good

[chilly marlin]

oh

no one makes malware for iphone

[iron nexus]

Yeah

I know

[wintry heron]

Don’t ever open discord links

[fervent sinew]

Apple may be lazy but damn they got good asf security against malware

[chilly marlin]

anyways i gotta head off for the night cya guys later 😉

@iron nexus

[iron nexus]

How are they lazy?

[iron nexus]

Goodbye

[chilly marlin]

cya later man

[chilly marlin]

what apartment u in

[fervent sinew]

Every new phone is just a new colour with another camera

[iron nexus]

Cya funny man

[iron nexus]

I live on planet dirt

[chilly marlin]

ok

cya soon

😉

[iron nexus]

I mean, people still give in lol

[fervent sinew]

Tru

[wintry heron]

Should i buy a hangar

Got 5mil

[iron nexus]

They can also trade in their previous phone so

[fervent sinew]

Ye

[wintry heron]

Done now what?

Bro the iPhone X was a game changer though

[fervent sinew]

You have a hanger

[wintry heron]

Before that every phone u dropped would instant break

Og

Ok

[iron nexus]

Now you talk to ron

[fervent sinew]

Protective case

[wintry heron]

He called me now im at my hangar in zancudo

Never liked the feel of those

Iv dropped my iPhone 13 face down on concrete 20 times

[iron nexus]

Ok you go in hangar go in computer

[wintry heron]

And it has a tiny tiny scratch

[wintry heron]

Im in a cutscene rn

[iron nexus]

And source chemials and narcotics

[iron nexus]

Close app to skip

[wintry heron]

Warehouse is better then hangar in terms of business if you’re solo

[civic wasp]

how to get the 2nd card for gold in Cayo perico heist?

[wintry heron]

I dont wanna its kinda funny

[iron nexus]

Ur funny

[wintry heron]

Npc drops it

[iron nexus]

You kill the juggernaut

[wintry heron]

Fr?

[iron nexus]

Put that on jah

[wintry heron]

I killed a random npc guard

Yo how much does the taxi work x2 pay?

[iron nexus]

1 cent more

[wintry heron]

No seriously

[iron nexus]

Its taxi work

I dont know

[wintry heron]

Where is it in jobs

[glossy leaf]

It's not

It's across from the casino

[wintry heron]

Oh okay

Common rockstar L

[glossy leaf]

Just random NPC pick ups and drop offs

In free roam

[wintry heron]

How much does it pay/hour

[glossy leaf]

It stacks.

First job is shit

Second job's a little better

[wintry heron]

It gets better every time?

[glossy leaf]

Just keep going

[wintry heron]

What’s the max

[glossy leaf]

Idk. Too boring to find out.

You see

Tell us

[wintry heron]

Bro I stopped gta for 2 years

[glossy leaf]

There's an award for ten consecutive... Around 10k

[wintry heron]

And all they added was an acid lab and taxi work

💀

[glossy leaf]

Merc update

Avenger missions

[wintry heron]

I Heard people saying worst update ever

[glossy leaf]

Came with bugs

[wintry heron]

What do the missions pay

[glossy leaf]

Average

10-20k

Same as any

[fervent turtle]

@wintry heron speak up lil man, bozo pinged me twice and deleted

[iron nexus]

lel

[sly ridge]

fellas how do i check how fast i've completed a heist

i did a 12:36 cayo perico on my 3rd run of the heist and i wanna show it off

[fervent shard]

unrealse that

shit

[fervent shard]

bad

[sly ridge]

Ok Mr speedrunner my fault that I got an accomplishment I’m happy with

Sorry for offending you

[fervent shard]

thx for sorry

[sly ridge]

Shut the fuck up

[fervent shard]

loer

[fervent shard]

eh its not bad actually

kinda ass still

one in a million is better than that tho

jit said madison beer

[fervent shard]

its not

hes a hustler fr

cuh said "she an athiest but for me she on her knees"

im dead bro

[quasi mauve]

Anyone know any duplication glitches

[mortal tulip]

They really need to do away with the limited CEO/MC's per lobby and just let anyone select it

I have to keep jumping lobbies so I can do my acid sells. Doing them in a pub lobby gets me around 500K so I'd rather just take the risk but the games constatly like "oh the limit for this lobby has been reached join another one"

[fervent shard]

Hey

I agree friend!

[wintry heron]

i think they should do gta+ exclusive spots

for ceo

but leave the regular limit

[vast hatch]

How much do you get from a combined maxed out nc arcade and agency safe?

[fervent turtle]

Did you screenshot?

If not it's not possible to check

[sly ridge]

Damn

That kinda blows

I have a screenshot of the elite challenge being completed just not the time shown

[pliant shuttle]

lol

[fervent shard]

get on ur knees for me

[pliant shuttle]

got u homie

[mortal tulip]

I don't think I've ever seen one of those message hidden from likely spammer things. Interesting

[wintry heron]

Smart people don’t realize that 50% bonus for full lobby sells might only be 50% on rev but it’s towards 100% on net profit which is the number that matters

And it’s definitely worth the risk

[mortal tulip]

Yeah and idk if its frowned upon or not but if someone does mess with you and you close app you only lose like 10-15% of your supplies instead of all of it if someone blows you up

[wintry heron]

I like the thrill tbh

It’s always some low levels that try to come after me

Tbh it doesn’t matter the way I look at it is even if 1 vehicle blows up you’re still in profit

changed my psn to CayoMade

what you think

[fervent turtle]

[fervent shard]

i only sell nightclub bunker and acid in public servers

not mc

[normal bramble]

@shadow gust and @thick pewter want to fuck pezz

@shadow gust and @thick pewter want to fuck pezz

@shadow gust and @thick pewter want to fuck pezz

@shadow gust and @thick pewter want to fuck pezz

[mortal tulip]

I just bought the nightclub about a week or two ago when it was on sale and havent done a sale yet. Is it really worth it to risk 1 million in a public lobby even the bonus?

[abstract basin]

My 2nd attempt was 10 minutes

12 and a half aint a flex

[digital basin]

[mortal tulip]

[fervent shard]

i get 2.3mil every time

[digital basin]

[fervent shard]

nightclub is mid asf tho

[wintry heron]

Considering that you can armor and arm nightclub vehicles to the brink yes

Wouldn’t make sense not to

[fervent shard]

im heartbroken over @fervent sinew

she broke up with me

[mortal tulip]

alright i'll give it a go and tell you how it goes

[fervent shard]

add missles

[mortal tulip]

i did

[fervent shard]

off radar first

yea boy

gikce

ita

am,ea

e

now

daickadelfewew

[fervent sinew]

🗣️ fuck off

[mortal tulip]

1.5 Million dang that was nice. Thanks for the confidence guys

[fervent sinew]

[mortal tulip]

Could've gotten more but some of my stuff was maxed so I went ahead and did it

I bought a hanger today since they were on sale so I need to go set that up next

[wintry heron]

I kinda want to start a new character

Start fresh

Rags to riches

[mortal tulip]

I started one as a female character but all my stuff is on my male character so I just went back to him. Maybe one day I'll go back to the female

[fervent turtle]

🗣️🔥

[fervent sinew]

Beron my beloved

[fervent turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-just-edited-i-saw-what-you-just-deleted-walter-white-muslim-walter-white-memes-gif-23994973

[iron nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-meme-gif-25326537

[tropic sigil]

Guys

Why agent ulp stuck

I tried all solutions

[native ember]

wot

[tropic sigil]

Ulp rescue setup

Why agent ulp stuck

Not moving

I tried all solutions

[native ember]

idk

just push

[cerulean temple]

Haven't done cayo in awhile any things changed?

[cerulean temple]

The alien gun?

[tropic sigil]

Wdym

[fervent turtle]

Restart the mission completely, it's a bug that occurs, once he is stuck he is stuck for that mission attempt, quick restarting doesn't fix so you gotta restart completely and hope it works fine. There's no actual fix of that bug for now.

[fervent turtle]

Ah yes if only that worked 💀

[tropic sigil]

Did that and still

[fervent turtle]

As I said, there's no actual fix, it's hit or miss if it will bug or not.

[tropic sigil]

If it was money bug rockstar will patch that after 12 hrs lol

[native ember]

shoot him

[digital basin]

[strange fern]

Exit

[digital basin]

[sick ibex]

Anyone on Xbox series x who can help me make money on my new account?

[fervent turtle]

Hush makyr, go sleep

[tropic sigil]

Femboy?

Let's ejaculate

[fervent turtle]

[native ember]

i just wokeup

i jus put brisket in smoker

for later

[fervent turtle]

Huh I thought you sleep at this hour

What's the time for you rn

[sick ibex]

What is wrong with people nowadays...

[tropic sigil]

Just joking

[glass hedge]

Whats the best way to legitimately get into gold room on cayo

[fervent turtle]

Bring another person

[tropic sigil]

To have keycard you and the other person

[sick ibex]

There's a glitch where you aim at the door

But I think it's patched

[tropic sigil]

Patched

[native ember]

i do but brisket takes like 12 hours to make

[native ember]

3:56am

[fervent turtle]

Ah yes

[glass hedge]

Ughhh why can't they just let solo player get inyo loot rooms

[ashen peak]

Does he know

[fervent turtle]

He doesn't know

But I won't tell

I keep it to myself

[ashen peak]

Yes

[fervent turtle]

Cuz this is L server and I can get warned for telling

[glass hedge]

Ik about that it's just hard to do for me

[cloud swan]

How to get acid lap rn I dont get phone call from ron there is no R in the map someone explain

[abstract basin]

Gun van weapons?

[glass hedge]

I think you can just drive to it and trigger it

[abstract basin]

Go to the yellow D on the map

[cloud swan]

yeah I went there and done the first dax mission

[glass hedge]

Yeah go back to the spot and get into it again

They all are in the same spot

[cloud swan]

ohh okay I will try it

[abstract basin]

Just won podium vehicle lets go

[glass hedge]

W

[mortal tulip]

Rockstar really wants us to make friends I guess

[glass hedge]

Not bad this week

[glass hedge]

It's quicker to run solo tbh

[fervent turtle]

It's a multiplayer game, do you think everything will be solo friendly smh

[tropic sigil]

Especially for doomsday and apartment ones

[mortal tulip]

smh ikr?

[glass hedge]

Ughhh I hate having to have multiple people for doomsday

So annoying

[wintry heron]

I wish doomsday could be done solo

[glass hedge]

Definitely could be a solo thing

But no

It's not

[iron nexus]

You are so gay

[mortal tulip]

I've still yet to even do the doomsday ones. Buying a facility is last on my list basically

Next thing I'm buying is the Agency cause its the last thing I need outside of a facility

[glass hedge]

Hey only half lol

[iron nexus]

You have my gratitude

[glass hedge]

BUY. THE. AGENCY.

[tropic sigil]

Fr

[glass hedge]

The Dre contract is a banger for money

[iron nexus]

Agency sucks

Dr dre sucks

[wintry heron]

I wish there was more high paying content

[glass hedge]

It's a mill in under an hour if you have mk2

[mortal tulip]

thats the plan

[glass hedge]

Just hate the cool down

[iron nexus]

No i make money by doing time trials

[wintry heron]

Like there’s a 100 contact missions that we’ll never play because they pay 60k an hour

💀

[abstract basin]

Lads do i buy widowmaker? I currently have 7.3M, saving for mk2

[ashen peak]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-drunk-meme-gif-14162365

[iron nexus]

No

[abstract basin]

Why not

[slender wharf]

can i change crews but keep the old emblem?

[iron nexus]

Do u have mini gun

[ashen peak]

Do you have minigun?

[abstract basin]

No

[iron nexus]

Then get minigun

[abstract basin]

I dont have minigun

[ashen peak]

Buy it

[wintry heron]

I’ll be real if ur not looking for fun. Just grinding money. Be a parasite and just look for heists 24/7

[iron nexus]

Fuck widow

Maker

From overwatch

[abstract basin]

But im only lvl 50

[iron nexus]

Get higher level

[glass hedge]

Eww with randoms

[wintry heron]

Nahhh no randoms

[tropic sigil]

Are 11yrs?

[wintry heron]

Nah uh

[ashen peak]

Yes randoms

[iron nexus]

fuck randoms

[abstract basin]

Whats the difference between mini and widow?

[glass hedge]

Anything with randoms sucks ass

[abstract basin]

Im not 11 yrs old no

[wintry heron]

Bro gta was supposed to release a new heist this year

[ashen peak]

Y'all just have skill issue to not like randoms

[tropic sigil]

12🤑

[wintry heron]

Instead we got more copy paste content

[iron nexus]

I could kiss mini gun while i spit on widowmaker

[abstract basin]

Almost 15

[glass hedge]

Damn dog in 2

[tropic sigil]

That's ur bigger brother

[iron nexus]

fuck u fuck u i will not be seeing fnaf

[glass hedge]

Get on my level

[abstract basin]

I dont even have a brother

[wintry heron]

Bro randoms have a skill issue

[abstract basin]

But why? Why u asking for my age?

[ashen peak]

If it sucks ass then explain how I did 11 act 3 final with randoms, 6 pac standard final with randoms and 4 prison break with randoms

[glass hedge]

You have yt in your name your instantly 10 in my mind

[iron nexus]

I did cmm with 3 level 10s

So easy

[abstract basin]

It was a name made like a few years ago bro

[wintry heron]

It doenst matter

[ashen peak]

I agree

[wintry heron]

Still more relaxing w friends

[iron nexus]

Unsubscribed

[glass hedge]

I've done 0 things successfully with randoms

[abstract basin]

Nooooo

[ashen peak]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-gif-19411985

[glass hedge]

Less goooo

[iron nexus]

Guide the randoms

[ashen peak]

Only problem is that I still haven't done elite on act 3 final with randoms

[iron nexus]

Hello youtube and today ima show you how to not die during this heist

[glass hedge]

That's a lot of work

[abstract basin]

But like what is the difference between widowmaker and minigun?

[iron nexus]

NOTHING

buy it FUCK

[fervent turtle]

One is gay and the other is not gay

[glass hedge]

Heaven versus the shitty dumpster behind the shoe store

[ashen peak]

One shoot lazer the other shoot ammo

[iron nexus]

one of them has a big purple butt while the other goes brrrrr

[abstract basin]

Dang alr

[abstract basin]

So i should get the widowmaker?

[iron nexus]

no you should buy the golden jet

[ashen peak]

No

[iron nexus]

Youre welcome

[ashen peak]

Already bought it

[iron nexus]

Didnt ask

😎

[ashen peak]

Ok

When we ask you to say buy golden jet

[abstract basin]

Ah thats next on my bucketlist

[iron nexus]

Rn

[iron nexus]

Wait are you dying

[fallen fog]

Yo

[glass hedge]

If you don't own solid gold jet you are cool and not a maniac

[iron nexus]

roo

[ashen peak]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-yskysn-ltg-thunder-thunder-gif-23523876

[fallen fog]

@iron nexus ?

[iron nexus]

I am the god of ratios

[fallen fog]

Lol

[iron nexus]

Hello

[abstract basin]

Yea

[iron nexus]

oh

Well buy the widowmaker

[ashen peak]

If you don't own it means that you still have things to buy and that you are probably poor

[abstract basin]

Ah because im dying?

[iron nexus]

Duh

[glass hedge]

Naw it's just a waist of money

[ashen peak]

I mean when you have 100mil and you have bought everything, it's not really a waist of money

[fallen fog]

@ashen peak that's what I am

[ashen peak]

Poor?

[iron nexus]

burn

[fervent turtle]

No get the normal one

Don't waste money

They're literally the same

[silent oxide]

the widowmaker feels like its underperforming actually like the minigun feels more accurate

[forest sparrow]

widowmaker makes a weird ass noice

minigun better

[glass hedge]

Ik I'm wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy late to the party but I finally found the 5th part of the service carbean even though I could have just bought it has finally taken the #1 spot from the ak

[forest sparrow]

i dont even use that shit lmao

[silent oxide]

dont buy something you can get for free

[glass hedge]

Exactly

MK2 assault shotgun when

I want funny explo in it

[iron nexus]

I bought a sharkcard to buy the golden jet

I am so proud of myself

[wintry heron]

😭

[ashen peak]

You can buy it without the part

[ashen peak]

Best thing

[iron nexus]

Yes

Now i go buy golden heli

[glass hedge]

Ik but i decided to wait forever for all the parts

[cerulean temple]

Atom gun

[glass hedge]

Bruh isn't that like 80 bucks USD

[iron nexus]

Yeah im rich and bored

So what

[glass hedge]

I'm very disappointed in you

[silent oxide]

typical R*

[iron nexus]

Im developing gta 6

[ashen peak]

Shark cards is the best thing

I always buy shark cards

[iron nexus]

Yeah infinite money glitch

[glass hedge]

I just grind cayo and Dre

Security contracts/auto contracts in between

[ashen peak]

L, buy shark cards

[glass hedge]

Problem solved

[iron nexus]

I grind poles at the strip club

In the gta

[glass hedge]

Hell yeah

[iron nexus]

I dont enjoy it

[glass hedge]

To bad

[iron nexus]

wtf u say to me you little b word

[ashen peak]

Buying shark cards is more enjoyable

[digital basin]

[iron nexus]

Exit

Now

[digital basin]

[ashen peak]

Better

[glass hedge]

Starts tweaking

[wintry heron]

Gta Is lowkey pay to win

Just spend $10,000 real money to pay for the bunker research and get fire ammo

😭

[dense nova]

Ngl

Some random just added my discord when we have no servers or friends in common

[true solstice]

^that happens to me all the time

this guy added me once and started asking me if i liked his tattoos

[dense nova]

Its a goofy ass name too

lil_JP

[true solstice]

thats always the case

[dense nova]

💀

[glass hedge]

Little job points

[true solstice]

the tattoos were shit aswell lmao

[dense nova]

Not suprised

[wintry heron]

What was the tats

[true solstice]

just some skull thing that looked bad

[dense nova]

Woah bad ass (not rly)

Gta tats go harder

[wintry heron]

People who get bored fast don’t get tattoos, I’d want to change it daily

Be like bro it’s been the same image for 10 days 😭

[true solstice]

im a person whos bored fast and have quite a few tattoos

but one of them is not even close to what i asked for

I asked the girl for a portrait of misery business hayley williams in black and white but i wanted the hair in colour

i have a black and white zombie hayley williams with 3 eyes

[iron nexus]

no

[wintry heron]

3 eyes

…

[iron nexus]

should i get a tattoo on my butt

[wintry heron]

Nah

Tattoos are dumb bro

[true solstice]

yep. 3 eyes

[iron nexus]

Ok ill get one across my butt

[noble stump]

Sure

[wintry heron]

Am I the only one who refuses to do Cayo for money

[true solstice]

i dont like cayo

[iron nexus]

😡 cayo is my baby

[fervent turtle]

You would be correct, the widowmaker can't shoot through wall corners and stuff

Minigun is better in all aspects

[ashen peak]

Gae

[ashen peak]

Based

[iron nexus]

okok

Im gay 😞

[true solstice]

cayo is the definition of a faff on

[fervent turtle]

W opinion

[surreal elbow]

any pc player wanna play rn?

i wanna do the fleeca job so bad

[true solstice]

im a solo player for now. and i that everyone says cayo is the best solo business when the agency is right there

[iron nexus]

Dre is so yucky

[true solstice]

the 5 min unskippable cut scene can burn tho

[silent oxide]

yes but you cant get kicked in that time so its not beein afk so good time to grab a snack or get a drink

[wintry heron]

Bro someone tried to give me 15% on Cayo

I think considering I own everything I’ll pass on 200k

[cerulean temple]

Did you help with setups?

[wintry heron]

Nah I always either host or give

[cerulean temple]

Give?

[wintry heron]

Give free heists

[cerulean temple]

Oh so why are you complaining about getting 15%

[wintry heron]

I’ll do all setups for casino cayo doomsday then just run it for people

I always give randoms 30

😂😭

[cerulean temple]

My rule is 15 if you didn't do setups and 20-25 if you helped

[wintry heron]

15s just low

[cerulean temple]

Less work less pay

[wintry heron]

I get why

[wispy pollen]

yo

is los santos hangar better than fort zancudo or nah?

[wintry heron]

Fort zancudo better

[cerulean temple]

More benefits there

[wintry heron]

Since u get easy access to p996

Plus mid map

[wispy pollen]

ok

[cerulean temple]

And you can tp to ls anyway from there

[wispy pollen]

got it

now i need 3 mil for the big thing

Avenger

[cerulean temple]

Even tho I have basically not used the business side of it

Even tho I have basically not used the business side of it