🚔┃gta-discussion

[lunar river]

true

[still spear]

Hey guys i just started gta 5 yesterday and i have absolutely no idea what im doing

[rancid vessel]

I don't even get the appeal of shark cards, why pay more than what you bought the game for to get virtual money

[vernal dove]

A brotha isn’t even level 1 ain’t no way I’m changing my name

[lunar river]

bruh i got kicked for being afk and i was checking my setups

[vernal dove]

Spend all of your money on guns and strip clubs

[still spear]

I managed to get to the bit where simeon customises my car

[hoary dome]

Same with any game, some people out there won’t be broke irl and don’t have as much time to grind for hours and hours like people in here

[still spear]

Bro i only have 30k

Yes but im not sure what to grind

Is the skydiving thing a good place to start

[lunar river]

ceo

[vernal dove]

Ask eternal or the other guy they know a lot

about the game I think

[rancid vessel]

Ion even grind consistently and I can make 8 mil in less than 4 hrs after work

[lunar river]

think it gives 150k if u do all of them

[still spear]

Ok

Then should i save up for an armoured karuma

[hasty beacon]

I wish whoever invented the post op van sell mission a very pleasant fuck you

[hoary dome]

Lzzz

[fervent turtle]

The role don't give no perms

[hasty beacon]

this thing can barely scale the fucking mountain between Los Santos and the desert

[vernal dove]

I invented the post op van sell mission

[hoary dome]

Why not watch tgg video

[vernal dove]

skill issue

[rancid vessel]

Wym, it's fun to sit in a post van for twenty minutes for a 30k total profit

[still spear]

I have been but i got a day of uni first

[vernal dove]

Liar.

[hasty beacon]

Duke o Death > Armored kuruma fr

[still spear]

Duke o death is free

[lunar river]

moc cab

[fervent turtle]

French revolution

[rancid vessel]

Rat bike > Opressor Mk. 2

[still spear]

I saw that yesterday

[vernal dove]

.

[hasty beacon]

Yeah if ur a legacy player

[fervent turtle]

Rockstar fucked up and it's free for all now

Don't u know?

[hasty beacon]

Lol

[lunar river]

cap?

[fervent turtle]

No cap

[vernal dove]

I even have the duke o death

[still spear]

Yesterday on steam it was gta 5 premium with a whale shark card and i didnt get any of them just the base game

[lunar river]

it’s free i see it now

[fervent turtle]

You paid for all that shit

Wtf

[still spear]

£18

[lunar river]

rock star stealing again from ppl

[fervent turtle]

Smh

[lunar river]

atleast it’s not full priced

[vernal dove]

Rock star stole from me too

[fervent turtle]

I buy my accounts for 5$

[lunar river]

they steal from everyone

[fervent turtle]

[still spear]

Yes but i didnt get my stuff

[vernal dove]

Fr

I used to have 1 billion

[fervent turtle]

Scammed

[still spear]

Here comes a lawsuit

[vernal dove]

and they decided I was too good

and they took it all

[lunar river]

they still should do a heist or mission we steal one of those trucks carrying the 188 cars they stole

would be cool

[fervent turtle]

Rockstar on their way to make sure you vanish off the face of this planet

[still spear]

Who plays on pc

[rancid vessel]

Who plays on PS1

Hmu

[vernal dove]

Me

[fervent turtle]

I definitely don't play on PC

@rancid vessel can confirm

[rancid vessel]

We play GTA1 from 1997 in here, take yo sensitive ass back to Saints Row 2022

[lunar river]

is cargo warehouse decent? i got a small one 16 crates

[rancid vessel]

Yea you only play on PS3

[still spear]

I was asking for someone who plays on pc to see if you could help me make some cash

[rancid vessel]

Can't afford PC

[fervent turtle]

I am too broke

That 3060 cost me my kidney

[vernal dove]

Help daniel out bro 😭

[fervent turtle]

Nah I am good

[rancid vessel]

Just buy a document forgery business and you'll make 7 mil in an hour tops

[vernal dove]

I’d help u daniel if I was on PC and if I wasn’t broke too

[lunar river]

ain’t that the worst one?

[still spear]

Is there cross platform on gta

[lunar river]

or was it cash

[fervent turtle]

My days of helping newbies are over, I don't do that for my health related reasons

[lunar river]

gta6 hopefully will

[fervent turtle]

I can confirm

[still spear]

How much dog is that

[fervent turtle]

dog

[rancid vessel]

Nah it's the best one, my favorite GTA YouTuber told me to waste my time doing MC businesses that pay less than auto shop contracts

[lunar river]

mr boss ftw?

[fervent turtle]

Hello guys it's the professional over here

[vernal dove]

He’s js fw him

[fervent turtle]

[wintry heron]

Hi

[lunar river]

i haven’t been watching too much youtubers besides like 5 gta ones

[fervent turtle]

Definitely watch the professional

[rancid vessel]

Yeah professional told me if I sell document forgeries I can become a billionaire too

[wintry heron]

I don't watch at all 🙂

[fervent turtle]

Fr ong

[wintry heron]

Exept tgg few times

🙂

[lunar river]

import export is meh

[fervent turtle]

So you like to do cayo in the most time consuming manner I presume

[wintry heron]

Yeah goated

[vernal dove]

Would you rather be a duck in a wild pond or a pigeon in detroit

[lunar river]

if they could buff it maybe give us that truck to store multiple at once as a sell mission that could be fun

[wintry heron]

I go casino

Do*

[lunar river]

casino best one tbh

[wintry heron]

Doomsday is fun

[rancid vessel]

Hey guys it's the professional here and I've been selling mc businesses and robbing every convince store on the map for the past 40 hours straight and I just hit 10 million dollars

[fervent turtle]

I am once again asking you to get gta on pc

Then we run casino

[wintry heron]

Only one bundle of cash is enough 🙂

[fervent turtle]

You forgot the 2k good behaviour bonus

How could you

[lunar river]

i dogo

i forgot that existed

[fervent turtle]

You dogo

[lunar river]

yes

that 2000 bonus is weird i get it literally after i stole a car

[fervent turtle]

Doom man you should try to get gta working on yo pc

[rancid vessel]

Don't forget guys if your gta character doesn't look like they bathe in a swamp you're more likely to get blown up in your post van

[wintry heron]

One percentage is enough 🙂

[hollow patrol]

how do u unlock gruppe sechs casino entry

[fervent turtle]

By stealing a g6 truck

[lunar river]

get a group of ppl

[midnight kernel]

me who can't play on public lobby because of stupid NAT type

[wintry heron]

Store robbery>>>>

[fervent turtle]

Imagine having strict nat

[wintry heron]

What is nat?

[rancid vessel]

And make sure you wear a suit that has none of the colors match that's the most important part

[hollow patrol]

how

[midnight kernel]

It's actually moderated but i can't do shish

[fervent turtle]

If it's not strict you should be good

Idk what unga bunga u got

[still spear]

Can any pc player help me out i just started and i am stuck on what to do

[midnight kernel]

Determines which type of lobbies you can enter based on your connection

[fervent turtle]

So based

[midnight kernel]

Ehem,im Iranian

[wintry heron]

Do you have criminal starter pack?

[hasty beacon]

bruh

[rancid vessel]

You have to do ten Simeon contact missions

[fervent turtle]

I like your country, they anti lgbt

[hasty beacon]

I was doing a fucking agency mission

And it was the one where you have to recover the animal from humane labs

[hollow patrol]

My friend said he scouted out the tunnel but didnt get the gruppe sechs thing

[vernal dove]

I’m iranian too

[fervent turtle]

Based

[rancid vessel]

Why would you be anti LGTV

[hasty beacon]

But these fuckin merryweather enemies got such a huge damage boost that they just blew up the van with bullets

[midnight kernel]

Meh , everything new they see they wanna either criticize it and burn it
Or if they find it useful they gonna make the worst possible copy of it

[still spear]

I bought it and a whale shark card as a bundle on steam and i didnt get any of them apart from the base game

[rancid vessel]

They're not that bad, I had one and it worked fine

[wintry heron]

Try creating a new character

[barren storm]

womp womp

[vernal dove]

Fr salaam alaykum

[midnight kernel]

It gives you after 2 full days

[still spear]

Does it

[fervent turtle]

Nah u scammed lil homie

[midnight kernel]

Bro how you get to public lobbies fr?

[fervent turtle]

You just go to them

[rancid vessel]

Blud admitted to purchasing a shark card

[fervent turtle]

It's that easy

[wintry heron]

Nah for me i created a new character i got it instantly

[barren storm]

i remember buying the criminal enterprise pack on xbox but it went to my sisters account so i had to start from literal 0

[rancid vessel]

[fervent turtle]

[midnight kernel]

Yeah ,i got the thing as well,with out the whale card though

[still spear]

Did you get it

[fervent turtle]

Broskis purchase shark cards I am done 😭

[midnight kernel]

Yeah

[still spear]

How long after

[midnight kernel]

Told you ,2 days

[lunar river]

2

[rancid vessel]

Do you have one chromosome by any chance

[fervent turtle]

Lmao

[still spear]

No

[wintry heron]

Check dm

[still spear]

Where

[midnight kernel]

Meh ,shark cards are hella expensive and worthless

[wintry heron]

Your dm

[still spear]

In gta

[wintry heron]

I got gta + criminal starter for free

[fervent turtle]

Ironic considering you bought it

[wintry heron]

Wtf your discord dms

[rancid vessel]

Then why did you buy one denthead

[wintry heron]

Message me

[midnight kernel]

Nope,i just got the dlc

[maiden urchin]

I cant seem to get groups or help most the time keep missing peeps and getting kicked from server when typing in discord am i doing something wrong ive typed gtav many times??

[midnight kernel]

I didn't? I've said i got only the dlc

[rancid vessel]

You bought a bundle, that was advertised to come with a shark card

[fervent turtle]

Or 1 hr if u do the naughty naughty

[hoary dome]

Yes before they kept the dlc free but now they’ve released gta plus

[midnight kernel]

Nope ,i got the criminal enterprises dlc one

[rancid vessel]

The fetal alcohol syndrome is strong with this one

[fervent turtle]

[fervent turtle]

Bro

[wintry heron]

🙂

[fervent turtle]

[wintry heron]

🙂

[hoary dome]

Laughs in panther with 3 gold

[vernal dove]

Friendly welcoming community fr

[midnight kernel]

There is three options for me
1-grand theft auto(which is not available)
2-grand theft auto+criminal enterprises
3-number 2 but with a whale sharkcard

[wintry heron]

Hi

[rancid vessel]

There's a fourth option

[midnight kernel]

Which?

[barren storm]

making money legit isnt even hard idk why people dupe or risk getting wiped or do glitches

[rancid vessel]

It's called Galantamine

[fervent turtle]

Abortion

For legal reasons it's a joke

[midnight kernel]

Uhh whut

[barren storm]

sometimes these purchases just take a while to go through

[vernal dove]

Cuz we want the easy way

[midnight kernel]

Bro I've been playing since last year Oct ,i was just helping that guy with when the thing gets activated

[fervent turtle]

Last year oct

Smh

[vernal dove]

I remember last year october.

[fervent turtle]

Yes me too

[wintry heron]

Sue r*

[fervent turtle]

Omw with my homies to prepare that lawsuit

[rancid vessel]

Hey guys its the professional here and today i'm gonna ride my bike across the entirety of san andreas while bunnyhopping to make the most amount of money possible

[fervent turtle]

I too like to have a second job on gta

Definitely gives me joy to sell 4 post OP vans

[barren storm]

u can make 15mil in an hour solo 0 risk this week legit if u just had 50 chems meds narcs at the start of the week

[midnight kernel]

Cayo ehem..perico

[fervent turtle]

Not based

[barren storm]

2h 30m cooldown i still do it as well

[fervent turtle]

*2hr 24m

[barren storm]

i remember on xbox i made all my money on cayo cos bodies couldnt be spotted and the cooldown was 10 mins😭

[fervent turtle]

Mr legitimate grinder forgot the cooldown

[midnight kernel]

Sorry i have life unlike you
I only play for barely 2 hours

A day

[fervent turtle]

I am not even playing rn and u call me no life ok

[rancid vessel]

You can make more money if you sell 4 full post vans 5 times

[vernal dove]

😭

[fervent turtle]

Fr

[barren storm]

i loved this guy tho

[fervent turtle]

You love professional?

[rancid vessel]

His solo guides are so good, I love the part where he invites his friends to do the work for him while he sits there and walks in circles

[fervent turtle]

Reminds me of the 1980s

[rancid vessel]

[fervent turtle]

In all honesty I never saw prof use mk2

[vernal dove]

I do

[fervent turtle]

Did u see?

[barren storm]

thats just cos inflation happened

[rancid vessel]

Wasn't he whining about how bad futuristic vehicles in GTAO are

[barren storm]

his vids are old

[fervent turtle]

He was yes

[barren storm]

ye cos of griefers

[midnight kernel]

I regret buying oppressor it even before the price change

[fervent turtle]

And what part of it u don't like?

[barren storm]

naw bruh that bike was my soul

[rancid vessel]

Yea, a jet spawning out of thin air in the middle of the road is perfectly reasonable but a flying bike, that's just too much

[midnight kernel]

I like the sparrow more

[fervent turtle]

In his latest hangar cargo guide he was using the rc car right?

So much for new players

[barren storm]

do u even have the missles on the mk2

[midnight kernel]

Yep

[rancid vessel]

Idk I haven't watched him in like 3 years

[midnight kernel]

Worst tracking xddd

[urban spindle]

Yeah and funny part is that mission is faster without rc car smh

[fervent turtle]

Tracking was nerfed before u started on gta online

[fervent turtle]

Exactly smh

[midnight kernel]

ok

[barren storm]

mk2 used to be the angel of death bro☠️

[fervent turtle]

You started on Oct last year?

They nerfed tracking with last year summer dlc

[midnight kernel]

I know ,played on public lobbies few times before the stuff hits the fan here

[rancid vessel]

Don't the majority of freeroam griefers get their money from car dupe glitches

[fervent turtle]

Duping issis yes

But now it's the deluxo

[rancid vessel]

[barren storm]

thats why i also hate people who glitch cos it gives people to grief such an easy platform to stand on

[fervent turtle]

I woke up in a new buggati 🗣️🔥

[rancid vessel]

Blud who cares, you care more about glitches than the people who do them

[vernal dove]

Still is

[fervent turtle]

Lmao

[midnight kernel]

I used to be but im making car collection

[fervent sinew]

I have hundreds of deluxos

[barren storm]

cos ill see a lvl 200 in a mission who dies like they are lvl 4

[rancid vessel]

Ok and

[barren storm]

and it’s annoying

[fervent turtle]

Pass the lil homie some

[rancid vessel]

Bro rly playing with randoms

[fervent sinew]

I know a guy

[vernal dove]

Yes pass to me

I am the homie

[barren storm]

anyway just stay pressed u aint got the commitment

[fervent sinew]

Who grinds tho

[rancid vessel]

You know what else I don't have?

Downs syndrome

[fervent turtle]

@fervent sinew he is the homie

[vernal dove]

Gf

Oh

[fervent sinew]

Fr fr

No

[midnight kernel]

Let me guess,he got one of those modified gta accounts

[fervent turtle]

Who?

[fervent sinew]

I got Hella accs

[fervent turtle]

How many my g?

[midnight kernel]

Yeah i guessed right

[fervent sinew]

4-5

[fervent sinew]

I don’t grind

[vernal dove]

If it’s not a gta sex dungeon mod ion want it

[fervent sinew]

I fight people :p

I made friends with score crew

[midnight kernel]

Yep ,pfp speaks for itself

[fervent turtle]

Damn

[fervent sinew]

Mhm grinding ain’t fun for me

I like fighting tryhards

[rancid vessel]

I love PVP in GTA, I suck at every other shooter so I need a game with horrible combat to help me cope with my skill issue

[fervent turtle]

As long as he gets fun I don't see no problem

[vernal dove]

What is bro talking abt

[fervent sinew]

Sniping jets and all is 100x more fun than driving a post op van imo

[vernal dove]

True

[fervent sinew]

Fr

[fervent turtle]

As long as you get fun :3

[fervent sinew]

Yessir :3

[vernal dove]

.

[barren storm]

nah man once u leave those lobbies u never go back💀

[midnight kernel]

Aight ,well have fun bud

[fervent sinew]

Also those score players im friends with uploaded some pedo guy recently

[fervent sinew]

I ain’t go for cargo or noobs if that’s what you’re thinking lol

[rancid vessel]

Blowing up post vans all day sounds just about as fun as the sell missions themselves ngl

[fervent sinew]

That is true

Perfectly balanced

[midnight kernel]

Nope , didn't say you're a greifer

[fervent sinew]

Just in case Yknow

[barren storm]

if ur selling a buisness cargo on smthing there is 0 reason to do it in a public lobby on pc

[fervent turtle]

Jic he knows

[midnight kernel]

Yeh you cool

[vernal dove]

I go for cargo and for noobs

[fervent sinew]

[vernal dove]

specifically

[fervent sinew]

Thankle

[rancid vessel]

Ion care if you wanna sell post vans, not gonna stop you but still gonna make fun of it

[vernal dove]

I invented post vans

[fervent sinew]

Omg you grif?!

[fervent turtle]

What stuff do you do on gta mainly

Once u hop on

[vernal dove]

Yes I grif

It gives meaning to my life

[fervent sinew]

What if you got 1-0’d

[vernal dove]

I would burst into flames

and spontaneously combust

[fervent sinew]

Gonna have to get the boys on this fr

[fervent turtle]

Ayo wut

I saw some invite

[vernal dove]

(I have no idea what 1-0’d means)

[midnight kernel]

Drive car around and police chase and causing chaos ,do a cayo or sell nightclub or do a diamond casino,then buy a new car and roam around with that

[vernal dove]

Me 2

[barren storm]

bro got the game tomorrow

[rancid vessel]

I only play GTA to do garbage truck selling missions and cargo warehouse sources everyday

[vernal dove]

1-0’d as in like I lose a fight and don’t kill them back or what

[fervent turtle]

Have u tried vpn btw to get into pub?

[vernal dove]

am I missing something

[fervent sinew]

I don’t remember last time I grinded lol

Was yonder’s ago

[midnight kernel]

Unfortunately no vpn is left to work in here

[rancid vessel]

I don't mind a bit of legit money, but I can only do like Nightclub or Bunker

[fervent turtle]

Ah rip

[rancid vessel]

MC businesses just test my patience

[fervent turtle]

So you always get like solo public

When u try to get into pub

[vernal dove]

Prince of persia fr

[barren storm]

my explanation for it is ive already made so much money that the money itself isnt what i enjoy getting its the reward of selling something i grinded over instead of cheaping out

[midnight kernel]

Yep,if i even get into a lobby with some people,after 5 minutes suddenly all of them leave (ik i got kicked) then i get kicked out of lobby

[fervent turtle]

Desync but yes

Your network is the issue sadly

[rancid vessel]

How about you enjoy getting some bitches

[midnight kernel]

Mhm i know ,one of big quirks living in middle east ig

[barren storm]

try this agin when u dont have a female anime character as ur pfp

[vernal dove]

😭

[fervent turtle]

[rancid vessel]

Try again when you pass 1st grade English

[vernal dove]

💀

[fervent turtle]

Calm down ladies it ain't serious

[midnight kernel]

You can't play 90% of games ,and the ones you can you can only play it in worst possible way

[vernal dove]

Bro had to resort to spelling errors 😭

[fervent turtle]

Basically the censorship in Iran?

[lost yacht]

Hey can a MOC tank obite cannon ?

[midnight kernel]

Yep ,bro I can't use google sometimes

[fervent turtle]

No

[fervent sinew]

No

[fervent sinew]

But if you sit in the back the orb is wasted

[barren storm]

maybe if u put it at the bottom of a lake

[fervent turtle]

The the MOC gets destroyed itself

[lost yacht]

Any thing that can tank it?

[fervent turtle]

[barren storm]

are water damaged jets still immune to orb

[fervent sinew]

No

[fervent turtle]

No

[rancid vessel]

The post van can tank the orb

[fervent sinew]

Mission vehicles can ig

[barren storm]

idk if this changed but if u destroy ur jet in water then still sit in it its immune

[fervent sinew]

[fervent turtle]

It's not he is memeing :3

[fervent sinew]

I swear fully loaded ruiner 2000 could

[lost yacht]

Guess the only way to dodge it is hide under/inside building

[fervent turtle]

I will need to test that out once I get on then

[rancid vessel]

Rockstar doesn't want you to know these money tips.....

[fervent sinew]

Could be wrong tho but I think it does live

[urban spindle]

Or get into rc

[fervent sinew]

Speed glitch hydra

[fervent turtle]

VTOL goes brrr

[midnight kernel]

The best money making method
Martin Medrezo contracts

[fervent turtle]

Or however was it pulled

I forgor

[fervent sinew]

[barren storm]

man im so pissed they nerfed agency vehicles

[fervent sinew]

Mk2 speed glitch too

[fervent sinew]

W nerf

[rancid vessel]

Wah wah wah

[fervent turtle]

What nerf did they do again?

[fervent sinew]

Rc vehicles cringe

[barren storm]

lower bullets on the windows and blow up fatser

just making them weaker

[midnight kernel]

Jeez

[fervent turtle]

I see nothing wrong, it's a super car, it doesn't need to be a tank

[fervent sinew]

Balancing them

They busted before lmao

[barren storm]

patriot mil spec?☠️

[fervent sinew]

Broken vehicle?

[fervent turtle]

I forgot that exists

[rancid vessel]

The Kuruma can be used in most missions and most ppl have one, this is just coping

[midnight kernel]

Garbage truck better than that

[fervent sinew]

Just let insurgent and Nightshark be the good armour cars

[barren storm]

it used to be all i used

[fervent shard]

bro i cant go to bed i load up discord and i forgot i had light mode 😭 its 3:50 am

[fervent turtle]

Ns with stickies

[barren storm]

could take like 25 bullets to windows and loads of explosives

[fervent sinew]

Savage time

[midnight kernel]

Goddang bro got flashbanged

[rancid vessel]

Then it's good they nerfed it

[fervent shard]

had to lower my screens brightness for a second

[barren storm]

yes but it was hardly weaponised, it was more a vehicle to not die instead of doing the killing

[fervent turtle]

@rancid vessel ain't it like 4 am or sum

Go to sleep

[rancid vessel]

3:50

[fervent turtle]

Yeah go sleep

[fervent shard]

my schedule is so fucked

[barren storm]

must be up texting ur girl right?

[fervent shard]

yesterday i woke up at 3am and then went to bed at 4pm

and i just woke up at 1am then was able to sleep till 3:30am now i cant go back to bed

[midnight kernel]

Bruh

[rancid vessel]

Yeah going to pick her up from elementary school rn

[fervent sinew]

Donni1x lore

[fervent shard]

Yo mines in preschool can u get her too?

[midnight kernel]

My system basically turns off after 12am

[fervent turtle]

Mine does after 1 am

[rancid vessel]

Yeah for sure just CashApp me

[fervent shard]

alr

[fervent turtle]

1 am means body needs sleep

[fervent shard]

wait she isnt in school shes in daycare i forgot

[fervent sinew]

@barren storm

[barren storm]

yes

[fervent turtle]

What the homie do

[fervent sinew]

Bleh

[barren storm]

[fervent sinew]

[fervent turtle]

[midnight kernel]

I once fell asleep on my chair

[rancid vessel]

[barren storm]

tequila ☹️

[fervent turtle]

Bro doing cp

For legal reasons it's Cayo Perico

[rancid vessel]

I work on Cayo Perico irl

But it's called Epstiens Island for some reason

[hoary dome]

Hahhaha

[rancid vessel]

I think it's a glitch

[wintry heron]

Hi

[fervent turtle]

You glitched into the matrix

[wintry heron]

Now escape matrix

[midnight kernel]

Did you forget to take your schizophrenia pills

[rancid vessel]

I glitched to sleep, it's 4am I'm tired

[fervent turtle]

Ok dm me when u want to gas then

Till then goodnight

[fervent shard]

yo he was my doctor once

[thorn sleet]

just did cargo

completed

didnt get money

[fervent turtle]

Fml

[thorn sleet]

lmao

[barren storm]

skill issue

[thorn sleet]

supp

[fervent turtle]

Your name is the perfect representation of what happens when u don't get that money

[thorn sleet]

wtf is that?

[midnight kernel]

Guess the npc scammed you

[thorn sleet]

ifkr

fml

[fervent turtle]

fml

[barren storm]

idk how i fit 50 crates into the back of an issi

[fervent turtle]

You just do it

[thorn sleet]

lmao i rebooted the game

[midnight kernel]

Isn't issi the minicooper ?

[barren storm]

its like a clown car

[fervent turtle]

Yes

[thorn sleet]

im gonna see whats the staus

[fervent turtle]

It gives the nightmare version right?

In the sell

[barren storm]

yes

[hoary dome]

Hahah

[midnight kernel]

Shi ,i guess old gta cars are still the same in online

[hoary dome]

They should buff the weaponised tampa

[fervent turtle]

That shit is legit fire ngl

[midnight kernel]

Yeah ,agree

[fervent turtle]

The minigun is good

[hoary dome]

Needs to take more than one rocket

[fervent turtle]

Exactly

We need the Tampa buff

[fervent shard]

hey guys im about to meet up with my edating girlfriend!!!! she says shes the same age as me but i dont know wish me luck!!!

[barren storm]

it’s probably ur dad bro

[fervent shard]

My dad went to get the milk 5 years ago

[midnight kernel]

Discord mobile app trying not to crash every 3 seconds

[fervent shard]

Im at the park where me and her are supposed to meet omg so excited

[fervent turtle]

It's buggy asf

[midnight kernel]

Like bro just i swiped a bit fast ,it freezes

[fervent shard]

uh I dont think shes here yet i just see my grandpa walking around

[gloomy flax]

Just hit 51 mill

[midnight kernel]

Herbert the Per&..

[uncut veldt]

is b2b glitching or something?

[fervent shard]

HES RUnning after me

[midnight kernel]

[ashen peak]

Just hit 110mil without cayo

[alpine tangle]

How?

But what businesses does he have and what missions did he do?

[sage viper]

I got the kostatka whst should I get next

what's that

Okay ty

[fervent shard]

wtf is that

u cant get 8mil a day from a business

[sage viper]

do I buy opressee mk 1 or sparrow on kosatka

[fervent shard]

mk2

[merry temple]

Ay guys how can I "make friends"

[fervent shard]

be cool

[merry temple]

👍

Is there like any separate tabs for that or...

[fallow mural]

Hey @merry temple, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[short heath]

there are 🙃

[fervent shard]

what is that

[merry temple]

...

[fervent shard]

vehicle warehouse?

u cant make 8mil with that

ur high

whats the way then

u didnt 😭

[lapis drum]

everytime i try to complete a leak from the dr dr contracts , it considers me as "leaving the job"

[fervent shard]

😭

[fervent shard]

dr dre contract ass anyways

bad

doomsday better

[lapis drum]

still a low lvl on a new account so i do cayo then i do dr dre contract

[gray terrace]

yea Cayo perico got harder it is not so easy anymore imop

[fervent shard]

bruh low level dont mean shit ..

i'd rather do cayo then spam security contracts so i can get 20k a day from agency then i'll do whatever

fleeca best money maker

[gray terrace]

yea but it feels like th NPC's have aimbot I am a solo player I don't like playing with randoms or friends they just keep dying but if any one can help me with the last doomsday act 3 heist I will give you 35% cut

[fervent shard]

fuck i was abt to say i will but im xbox rn

[sage viper]

tf is a fleeca

[fervent shard]

Funny how fleeca job on hard mode is 250k but the bank contract where you rob SIX DIFFERENT fleeca banks u only get 170k

like it should atleast give 400k

cause were robbing the same bank too

Here is the deal Jamal.

I need to bring on 4 people this season.

You seem like a good choice Jamal, that's why I emailed you

Your invite is attached, the password is 𝟺𝟾𝟾𝟾

I look forward to hearing back from you.

Santos

yo wtf emails i be gettin

in my spam folder

[torpid scaffold]

What the hell you can use your oppresor mk2 in madrazo dispacht services

[fervent shard]

wait fr?

i might do them then

[torpid scaffold]

Yea or I just glitched it im not sure but I was able to use my oppresor anyways

[fervent shard]

are they easy

[torpid scaffold]

With the oppresor i did 3 in less than 10 minutes

[fervent shard]

damn

[torpid scaffold]

Yes you can, i didnt glitch it, u can littearly request the mk2

[fervent shard]

what do the missionss pay

[torpid scaffold]

8k 💀

[fervent shard]

yeah ian doin that

[torpid scaffold]

Im doing it for the career challanges

[ashen peak]

Heists with randoms

[fervent shard]

Im close to being able to buy a deluxo with that

i got 23mil and idk what to do with it

[ashen peak]

Buy facility

[fervent shard]

already did

[hoary dome]

A type of cat

[ashen peak]

Arcade

[fervent shard]

already did

i might just go supercar shopping

[ashen peak]

Then it's good

[torpid scaffold]

What are the "periodic rewards" for being a good sport?

[fervent shard]

2k

it gives a lot

[ashen peak]

2k best way to make money

[fervent shard]

I am not buying thhat

[torpid scaffold]

DAMN

[fervent shard]

bro thats more than cayo

the 50 car garage 2mil

[torpid scaffold]

I will stop doing cayo and will leave my console on forever, its the best way to grind

[fervent shard]

im done im buying 5 ignus and then making them all pink

[ashen peak]

Why not

[fervent shard]

ok

i needa fill up my penthouse garage first

[wintry heron]

Arcade or Nightclub?

[ashen peak]

Fill the mc garage with pink faggio sports

Arcade

[fervent shard]

faggio got removed

[torpid scaffold]

Its so stupid when ordering for the 50-car garage it will always come to the first one

[fervent shard]

nightclub passive arcade casino hesit

[ashen peak]

I said faggio sport

[torpid scaffold]

Good thing i have a full garage of ultra blue faggios

[wintry heron]

Well

[fervent shard]

i want bati801rr

[wintry heron]

I shouldnt get tue arcade

I already have cayo just getting tired of the same heist over and over again lol

[ashen peak]

Buy powersurge, good for fleeca speedrun

[torpid scaffold]

I have one, 25$ and i give it to you

[fervent shard]

give now

[torpid scaffold]

Give 25 now

[wintry heron]

Should I get a nightclub

[ashen peak]

Just buy classic bati

[torpid scaffold]

Yes buy a noughtyclub

[fervent shard]

uh

[fervent shard]

no SPRUNK!

[ashen peak]

Get an arcade

[ashen peak]

Ok and

[wintry heron]

I already have cayo

Should I still get it

[fervent shard]

sprunk better

[fervent shard]

are u duo or solo player

[wintry heron]

I have a few friends

Both

[fervent shard]

arcade

[ashen peak]

F cayo, casino better

[fervent shard]

then get coke lockup. bunker. hangar, ceo crate, meth lab

then get nightclub

[wintry heron]

Arcade say yes nightclub yesnt

[torpid scaffold]

Yacht>

[gray terrace]

am I alowed to send a image in this chat

[fervent shard]

ok imma try to sleep again

[torpid scaffold]

Try

[ashen peak]

Buy Arcade

[wintry heron]

Ok

[ashen peak]

Everything > cayo

[sage viper]

cayo best

[ashen peak]

No

[sage viper]

Why

[ashen peak]

I made 110mil without cayo

[sage viper]

Using?

[ashen peak]

Cayo boring heist

Without doing/using cayo

[wintry heron]

How about facility?

[sage viper]

still don't mean it's not good

[ashen peak]

Facility gives best heist

[ashen peak]

Cayo boring and unfunny heist

And repetitive

[sage viper]

not boring

it's fun

[wintry heron]

Okay but what do I buy

[ashen peak]

How many cayo you did

[sage viper]

compared to farming CEO crates cayo is so much fun

[ashen peak]

Arcade

[sage viper]

5

[ashen peak]

Only 5

I already did thousands of cayo before I stopped doing it

[wintry heron]

Arcade?

[sage viper]

kosatka best

[ashen peak]

Ofc when you doing 5 cayo you don't get bored

[sage viper]

no buy the kosatka you'll make your money back in no time

[ashen peak]

[wintry heron]

im tired of doihg cayo repeatedly koo

[ashen peak]

You cayo fan

[wintry heron]

i wanna do a new heist

[ashen peak]

Me doomsday enjoyer

[sage viper]

then buy arcade

[sage viper]

Doomsday is SHIT

[wintry heron]

Suuuuree?

How about an autoshop

[ashen peak]

Average cayo fan:
Average doomsday enjoyer:

[wintry heron]

I wanna buy sonething that will benefit me the best

[fervent turtle]

Based

[ashen peak]

You say that cuz you're bad at it

[sage viper]

I say it cause it pays fuck all

[wintry heron]

what business benefit me the most

[sage viper]

agency

[wintry heron]

I have 4.6M

[ashen peak]

Imagine playing doomsday for money

[wintry heron]

What agency do I buy?

[sage viper]

do research on yt

just to make sure

[wintry heron]

💀

[sage viper]

ttg probably has a video up

[wintry heron]

Little seoul or what

[ashen peak]

Buy the one you want

[wintry heron]

I get little seoul

Is armory worth the money?

[ashen peak]

Imagine searching on YouTube the best ocation of a building

[ashen peak]

Yes

[wintry heron]

Vehicle workshop?

Wiat no i already have one in my MOC

2.7M total

i buy or no

[ashen peak]

Armory is basically an ammunation in your agency

[wintry heron]

I buy or no

[ashen peak]

Buy

[wintry heron]

2,730,000

Ok

i can easily makebthis money backp

Do the dr dre contract

And a fuck tonnof cayos

Ok purchased

[sage viper]

whatre the best guns to use

[lost yacht]

I mean it give the most XD

[ashen peak]

Any riffle

[sage viper]

you wasted money when you couldve just drove to your armoury in your moc....

[ashen peak]

He didn't

[sage viper]

you told him to buy it

so I was assuming he did

[ashen peak]

No

[sage viper]

dumbass

[ashen peak]

Calm down

[jovial terrace]

Does anyone have the emperor (The Lamar car)? I'll pay you by giving you a 85% cayo heist

[fervent turtle]

Flashbacks to you dming me to do act 3

[pallid magnet]

I just sold my first acid , got to the location and before I was even able to get out of the bike and sell it, I fell into the freaking docks. I found a new invite only and all of my product is gone 💀

it was pitch black, not my fault. I never realized how bad the headlights on the delivery bike was

hate this game

250k gone

[ashen peak]

Me who already left a heist and lost 1,5 mil

[pallid magnet]

what how

don't you keep the setups

[nocturne cypress]

Vehicle warehouse got 40 spots but can only hold 32 different cars?

[stable crystal]

Which optional preps should I do for silent and sneaky casino heist, 2 people

[nocturne thorn]

Most worthwhile optional preps for the Stealth & Sneaky approach please.

[ashen peak]

Did I mean cayo

[ashen peak]

I personally do only level 2 security pass, but I will suggest you level 2 security pass, emp, infiltration suit and duggan shipment

The most important is that you do level 2 security pass

[pallid magnet]

I thought you kept all the setups as long as you didn't finish the heist

in any heist

[ashen peak]

You kept them

[alpine tangle]

@waxen radish pls check fms

[alpine tangle]

Only plasma cutter/safe code, fingerprint cloner, cutting torch

Vehicle should be submarine or longfin

[ashen peak]

Casino heist

[pallid magnet]

are you trolling or did you even read it

[alpine tangle]

I didn't

[ashen peak]

He trolling for sure

[alpine tangle]

Why, is it different for 2 people?

I never done with someone else

[pallid magnet]

the highest attention span bearing tiktok watcher 💀

[fervent turtle]

He is a Asian brown boy

Why would he troll

[pallid magnet]

he is trolling

[fervent turtle]

[ashen peak]

[alpine tangle]

😪😪😪😪

[pallid magnet]

after asking him "did you even read it" he would've read it

[fervent turtle]

Attention span of the average discord user

[pallid magnet]

but no he keeps talking about the cayo perico heist even after we told him it was casino

nah man people actually read stuff in here

[alpine tangle]

Oh shit it's casino

[fervent turtle]

Wow you finally can see

[ashen peak]

[fervent turtle]

I thought he was blind

[alpine tangle]

😂

[ashen peak]

He can see, we can't see cuz we blind

[pallid magnet]

it doesn't c ount but at least people aren't watching subway surfers and family guy at the same time to be able to keep their heads on one topic the cringe guy on tiktok is talking aout

[alpine tangle]

Blind people can't type tho

[pallid magnet]

they can

[fervent turtle]

Brail exists

[pallid magnet]

muscle memory pre-becoming blind

[ashen peak]

Cayo addicts people be like

[pallid magnet]

Braille*

[alpine tangle]

No

[pallid magnet]

fr fr

[alpine tangle]

Bro I've barely done it like 7x

[ashen peak]

When sending brail

[fervent turtle]

Dude straight up refused the existence of braille

[alpine tangle]

No

[pallid magnet]

That's it. You're going to Brail

[fervent turtle]

When I am on pc

[pallid magnet]

🇧🇷

[fervent turtle]

[ashen peak]

It's the only heist you've done

[alpine tangle]

Whats brail

[pallid magnet]

brail ma balls

[wintry heron]

some people are crazy in this game man, i was afk so someone came and destoryed my kosatka, when i returned i just acted as if i was afk and went on my phone. the dude killed me 117 times when i was just standing there… 💀

[ashen peak]

I forgor I have pc role without having a pc

[alpine tangle]

How do you destroy kosatka

[pallid magnet]

the joke actually makes sense because you have to touch to read braille

[pallid magnet]

alkonost

[wintry heron]

he just used a sparrow

[ashen peak]

Using missiles

[fervent turtle]

Why be in public

[pallid magnet]

selling

[ashen peak]

Biggest question

[fervent turtle]

Oh 2B enjoyer I see

[wintry heron]

invite only is boring when doing anything at all

[ashen peak]

Imagine playing in public

[pallid magnet]

2b?

[fervent turtle]

2b

[ashen peak]

2b

[wintry heron]

a video game character

[pallid magnet]

Least introverted person in all of antartica

antarctica*

[ashen peak]

2b= fortnite guy

[alpine tangle]

Please get 2 things clear

Brail is nothing
Submarine can't be destroyed

Finish

[ashen peak]

Edit message exists

[alpine tangle]

Bye

[ashen peak]

No

[wintry heron]

can we ban this french chad? everyone knows french people are bad

[pallid magnet]

Braille is the alphabet blind people use to read stuff

[ashen peak]

Both things are wrong

[alpine tangle]

No

[ashen peak]

No

[fervent turtle]

[pallid magnet]

I do not change history. I fix my mistakes.

[wintry heron]

[pallid magnet]

cool sunglassesemoji::

[wintry heron]

almost

[ashen peak]

Im not french

[alpine tangle]

Why can't I msg

[wintry heron]

french pfp is bad enough

[ashen peak]

Skills issue

[alpine tangle]

What does b2b cayo perico mean?

[ashen peak]

Ok and

[wintry heron]

back to back

[wintry heron]

that’s it

[pallid magnet]

inprisonment

[fervent turtle]

What does f2f mean then

[wintry heron]

no idea

[pallid magnet]

free to flay

[wintry heron]

fuck to fuck?

[fervent turtle]

Correct

[wintry heron]

LET’S GO

[pallid magnet]

going where

[ashen peak]

I wanna say a answer of b2b but I will get muted cuz mod ain't funny

[wintry heron]

cayo perico

[fervent turtle]

To Brazil ofc

[alpine tangle]

Using replay glit** or only once?

[pallid magnet]

oh shit alright

[ashen peak]

Cp= creator point for legal reason

[wintry heron]

i’m doing it solo on ps5

unfortunately no glitch for me

[alpine tangle]

I have pink diamond

[pallid magnet]

ah hell nah there's no legal reasoning for that

[alpine tangle]

Wanna come?

[wintry heron]

sure

[ashen peak]

Glitch= ban in this server somehow

[pallid magnet]

only way you're getting out of this situation is by asking for a lawyer and not talking in the interrogation room

[alpine tangle]

Can I replay glit** on ps4?

[pallid magnet]

yeah we don't talk about those disgusting things here

🤮

[wintry heron]

idk

[pallid magnet]

money glit**es

[alpine tangle]

Let's play, come

Ur psn?

[ashen peak]

No one knows how to get gold in gayo there

[alpine tangle]

I think u need 2 people with 2 keycard

[wintry heron]

gimme a sec, i always seem to forget

[pallid magnet]

no I know but I won't do because I am a law abiding citizen (no I am not)

[pallid magnet]

he didn't mean that

[wintry heron]

@alpine tangle alright, dm?

[uncut coral]

Looking for pc players to create a crew just need ppl to join me early anyone ? Dm

[wintry heron]

Hi

[pallid magnet]

ds demon go to lfg's

[wintry heron]

You can join my crew

[pallid magnet]

pc lfg channels

[alpine tangle]

K

[uncut coral]

Check your dm's

[heavy stream]

is explosive slugs worth it?

[nocturne thorn]

Best vehicle to do duggan shipments prep?

[pallid magnet]

Faggio Mod

I am joking btw

I actually have no idea the Sparrow might be good for it but I don't know if it is the best

[urban spindle]

Sparrow or any fast flying vehicle you're comfortable with

[wintry heron]

damn, ps4 & ps5 can’t join a game together 😔

[pallid magnet]

yea

yea that's why there's separate roles

[wintry heron]

sht game

[timid eagle]

Hunter

The gta apache

[pallid magnet]

bro how would ps4 be able to calculate raytracing?

[wintry heron]

idk man, idk

[pallid magnet]

but I agree pc and other consoles can't play together so it's still shit game

[nocturne cypress]

In vehicle warehouse how many cars can u have of each type

[pallid magnet]

10 of standard and mid range 12 of high end

10 tandard 10 mid range

12 high end

[nocturne cypress]

32 cars but there’s 40 spots?

They just there to be there ?

[pallid magnet]

you'll get duplicates after that

you can store 40 mid range but it'll be duplicates

after you get 10 mid range and 10 standard range

you'll only get high end cars

which is what you want because it pays 80k per high end car

if you get 12 high end cars without selling

[nocturne cypress]

So after 32 I get duplicates of all types or just high

[pallid magnet]

it'll give you the duplicates of standard, mid and high end cars

dupliactes of all types

[nocturne cypress]

Keep 20 low and mid range cars

[pallid magnet]

so make sure not to store more than 12 high end cars

[nocturne cypress]

Get 12 high, sell repeat?

[pallid magnet]

but always keep the standard and mid range cars

you can get 1 high end and sell

because there's a cooldown

and you can only sell 4 cars at a time but I don't know if there's a bonus for doing that

[nocturne cypress]

Cd on sellingv

?

[pallid magnet]

everyone just gets 10 standard 10 mid and gets one high and car and immediately sells it

[pallid magnet]

I think it is about 48 minutes

about the same as a payphone hit

[nocturne cypress]

Damn

[pallid magnet]

but trust me it takes some time to fill up the vehicle warehouse

and it takes longer to breakeven

[nocturne cypress]

Imma just keep 32 cars then sell off the 12 high

[pallid magnet]

so you should get an agency if you haven't already

[nocturne cypress]

I got agency

[pallid magnet]

also a lot better option

[nocturne cypress]

I’m tryna get 10m rn

[pallid magnet]

if you have a warehouse like a normal cargo arehouse

you can go to your executive office the main building

talk to your assistant and press export mixed goods

[nocturne cypress]

6m for oppressor mk2 to make agency easier

[pallid magnet]

this takes about 2 minutes and you'll get 50k it has a 48 minute cooldown

[pallid magnet]

damn I feel sorry for you I got it before it was 6m

[nocturne cypress]

I got nightclub so I’m gon buy mc businesses

[nocturne cypress]

Yeah same but this account is 2 week old

[pallid magnet]

you should do the dax missions

plus the last dose

[nocturne cypress]

I messed up on it tho

[pallid magnet]

and call dax for work so you can unlock the acid lab equipment upgrade

[nocturne cypress]

Done all dax got acid equipment thing

[pallid magnet]

it is really good for solo players

if you aren't stupid like me and dump your motorcycle into the water in your first sell mission and lose all product

[green star]

Anyone know of a fast way to make RP?

[pallid magnet]

there was a simeon mission but I forgot which one

[nocturne cypress]

Acid is easy asf ngl

[pallid magnet]

do the 2x 3x rp jobs

[pallid magnet]

it was pitch black and I fell into the water at the docks

couldn't even place one

smh

[nocturne cypress]

[pallid magnet]

this happened today

[nocturne cypress]

Nah that’s crazy

I’ve never failed to sell acid

[pallid magnet]

I am just built dfferent

[nocturne cypress]

Cuz when it’s in city

It’s just east

[pallid magnet]

it was a solo lobby as well

[nocturne cypress]

How do I make 10m tho

[pallid magnet]

I am just incredibly professional at the game that I cannot even drive a bike acrosss 5 meters

[pallid magnet]

cayo perico

[nocturne cypress]

I got nightclub, arcade, kosatka, agency, cash factory, vehicle warehouse,

Bunker

Shit like that

[pallid magnet]

also you should do it with people back to back with 50% cut

because if you do it alone you'll have to wait 144 minutes

but if you do it with other people at least one other person you'll have to wait 48 minutes instead

[nocturne cypress]

Ah I see me n my duo can do it

[pallid magnet]

that's good to hear

[nocturne cypress]

Casino ass tho why’s shit so slow

To pick up

[pallid magnet]

you should try to get gold but it can get some time getting used to it

[nocturne cypress]

We quit cuz we were making 500k each

[pallid magnet]

what I recommend is watching a tutorial on how to get the gold

because I've spent like 2 hours trying to get it with my friend the first time I've tried it

[nocturne cypress]

We used 10 min on our first try

[pallid magnet]

you guys should get the gold and try the elite challenge

[nocturne cypress]

Yeah that’s what we do

[pallid magnet]

nice

[nocturne cypress]

I just kill juggernaut

And he protects the right

When we done he goes to the safe while I hack downstairs

Hacking while teammate opens safe makes a 2x safe

So we get 2x from it sometimes

[pallid magnet]

I think it is completely random

pretty sure it isn't tied to any script at all

[nocturne cypress]

Eh I mean I don’t understand it myself

But it usually works

[pallid magnet]

wait how much do you get from a 2x safe?

[ashen peak]

I mean solo

[ashen peak]

Ofc