🚔┃gta-discussion

[inner totem]

No we can't play gta

No i tried a long time ago

But there is plenty of game we can play

How old are you?

Im 14

You could get banned because its 13 +

Used to

Oot

Oof

Fr?

How

Do you have a ps5 at 5

How

Im bill gates brother

I go sleep i got an exam tomorrow morning first period gn

Ok

But you really five years old?

[loud knot]

Troll lol

[wintry heron]

[inner totem]

Lol

[loud knot]

He joined today

[wintry heron]

From that sentence alone I can tell ur age

[loud knot]

💀

[wintry heron]

Yk you can get banned from the server

If u under 13

[loud knot]

How old lmao

[wintry heron]

Giving me 12-14 vibes

I hate kid on gta online

🧢

[orchid spire]

Literally got clothing from the casino wheel for two weeks in a row, unlucky

[rotund raven]

i like how legit there’s no good cover in strong arms tactics

[inner totem]

Maybe too lucky but the bad way

[wintry heron]

Bed time

[rotund raven]

yeah for you

[wintry heron]

8am

[rotund raven]

wish i was on my pc

discord mobile honestly sucks

[wintry heron]

Its faster

[rotund raven]

my thumbs get annoyed

[wintry heron]

Lmao get used to it

Like me

Laptop requires all 10 fingers

[rotund raven]

you misunderstood me, fingers get annoyed for holding the phone

i don’t like being on my phone for long periods of time

[wintry heron]

Well ngl I'm used to it

The pc hurts my back

[rotund raven]

yeah and it’s also the reason why i don’t do over 10 minutes during a phone call

[wintry heron]

Phone hurts my neck

[wintry heron]

Lmao fr?

[rotund raven]

yeah i keep it short

[wintry heron]

I been on phone call for 5hrs

[rotund raven]

i’m talking about while holding my phone near my ear or holding it while the caller on speaker, if i have my airpods i don’t mind it because i can jus lay my phone on the table

[wintry heron]

Oh ye if the call is longer than 20mins then I put my earphones on

[golden sail]

What worth more weed or cash

[cunning garden]

Neither in Cayo

[wintry heron]

Weed

[light kiln]

Can someone help me with a silent and sneaky casino for a 15% cut?

Nvm

I

Think

I

Found

Someone

[odd canopy]

o

k

[cunning garden]

Not, necessary to type like that, every, single, second

[loud knot]

K lol

I miss that role a bit

[upper sinew]

is pc and xbox combat different or smth? cuz somehow xbox is way easier than pc on act1 doomsday

i died like 2 times on pc and bearly any on xbox

[rotund raven]

average platform testing

[wintry heron]

Any new collectibles this DLC?

[modern kayak]

How do I check how many fooligan jobs I’ve done

[spring socket]

You can’t

Just do 10

[modern kayak]

Bruh

[spring socket]

They are unlimited

[bold turret]

how do I repeat the acid trip mission

please

[spring socket]

I unlocked the upgrade and I am still doing fooligan jobs

[spring socket]

Do you mean the first dose?

[bold turret]

yes

[modern kayak]

Yeah but I wanna plan how much longer it’ll take me but idk how many I’ve done

[bold turret]

I am obliterated right now I want to do it so bad

how do I do it again

[spring socket]

After doing two go and check that was my strategy

[modern kayak]

Ok ig so

[bold turret]

can one of you guys tel me

please

[spring socket]

Go outside of the freak shop and there will be a yellow circle that your character can go to then it will say repeat first dose missions

[bold turret]

is there more after the trip mission

cause that was the last one I did

[spring socket]

No but you have to call DAX to give you fooligan missions and complete them 10 times they will award you 100k each and will make you able to unlock the acid lab upgrade

[sterile marten]

good afternoon gang (it is 2 am)

[bold turret]

I took 2 tabs of oxy I can’t feel my chin

[sterile marten]

w

[proven drum]

y’all remember that scene with chop was high off of weed

[sterile marten]

yea

[proven drum]

i’m pretty sure most of us thought he was gonna die

[bold turret]

me right now

[light marlin]

I really did think chop was going die

[bold turret]

i think chop was eating the burrito

and choked

I think that was chop

[tough spoke]

Imagine if Chop got his head chopped off by Michael I'm the next dlc, and Michael's business is killing dead animals or sum like that

Kinda like dark web shit

[wintry heron]

Yes but on the dark web they do it to people

[sterile marten]

ain’t no way there’s gon be a micheal dlc

[tough spoke]

Y?

[bold turret]

NOOOOO

[sterile marten]

i haven’t seen any proof

[bold turret]

chop is dead?

[sterile marten]

everyone thought this was gonna be a micheal dlc but nope let’s include some dude named dax

[tough spoke]

Nah

[sterile marten]

bro sure does love buttholes

[bold turret]

LETS GO

rahhhhhh

who is micheal

[tough spoke]

A n d dildos

[wintry heron]

[sterile marten]

how do you not know micheal

[tough spoke]

"I will throw a dildo at your face"

[bold turret]

what

jicheal

[wintry heron]

Sus

.

[tough spoke]

Literally what Dax says

[wintry heron]

Ik

[sterile marten]

bro is stupid

[bold turret]

да

[sterile marten]

how do you genuinely not know who micheal is bruh

[tough spoke]

Michael is from story mode-
.......

[sterile marten]

bro skipped the first mission

[wintry heron]

He could be new to the game

[umbral aspen]

The one from story mode?

[bold turret]

i took 3 micheals sorry

[wintry heron]

Huh

[bold turret]

Tuesday

[wintry heron]

.

[umbral aspen]

What??

[tough spoke]

Nice name

[bold turret]

3 micheals

[umbral aspen]

tf wym

[wintry heron]

[bold turret]

I am obliterated off oxy right now

[sterile marten]

good

[tough spoke]

Ok

[bold turret]

I fucking hate Argentina for winning the World Cup

[sterile marten]

send me adderall

[bold turret]

пенис

I love candles

[tough spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/ex-girlfriend-exgirl-exgirlfriend-ex-downgraded-gif-18905465

[proven drum]

[umbral aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gay-gif-22490381

[bold turret]

ok guys mentally stable gf with small chest or absolutely borderline lunatic gf with wolf cut and massive rack

[tough spoke]

His profile says he in love with ex

[proven drum]

oop

[bold turret]

you name god but yet alncient aliens says god is a 3 legged toad named gorlap

[umbral aspen]

[bold turret]

you are wrong

[wintry heron]

Tf?

Bro making me lose all my brain cells

[sterile marten]

my ex did downgrade 😈

[proven drum]

oop welp

[bold turret]

sorry I think I used the wrong floppy disk

[tough spoke]

Tf kinda drugs are you smoking

[gleaming radish]

thicc & knows how to cook, simple as

[bold turret]

dos oxy

[bold turret]

too much to ask

[wintry heron]

I only have two cells left

[gleaming radish]

thats why i am waiting for elon musk to upgrade my android anime waifu

[bold turret]

let me suck them through a Mickey Mouse shaped sippy straw

[wintry heron]

.

[sterile marten]

what da fawk

[tough spoke]

Either or, even if it had a cok

Anyways gta

[bold turret]

I want you to be our king

[tough spoke]

Gta

Gta

[wintry heron]

I’m dead by guys

Bye

[bold turret]

bye

[tough spoke]

Have fun

[gleaming radish]

👋🏻

[wintry heron]

I won’t

[tough spoke]

Happy Christmas

[sterile marten]

i love you moderated

[tough spoke]

When gta snow

[sterile marten]

22

[wintry heron]

[tough spoke]

Zamn

[sterile marten]

[tough spoke]

Imagine having a moderated nickname

[wintry heron]

[tough spoke]

Llol

[wintry heron]

Why you bully me

[bold turret]

you remind me of the grease

[tough spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-are-asleep-monke-funne-gif-25685124

[tough spoke]

Yum bacon greese

[bold turret]

do not munch on the fluoridated bread

you will have no

ok I am goin g to do the acid trip mission I can’t look straight anymore

[tough spoke]

Lol

[wintry heron]

So you’re gay

[tough spoke]

What I was gonna say

[wintry heron]

[tough spoke]

[sterile marten]

should i do fooligan missions or a fucking roleplay

[wintry heron]

Roleplay

[bold turret]

no

[tough spoke]

Check butter lol

[sterile marten]

i’m gonna be the best police officer in all of gta online

[tough spoke]

Lol

[wintry heron]

I’d recommend stop playing the game and don’t waste time

[tough spoke]

Ye

[sterile marten]

i’m not even on gta

[tough spoke]

Time = money

[sterile marten]

money is your best friend

[tough spoke]

Whatever you believe

Anyway peace

[sterile marten]

goodbye dad

[tough spoke]

Yuk

[upper wind]

Who is so bored they trynna help me source crates? Ps5

[sterile marten]

go to lfg you’ll find more ppl

[crude gazelle]

im all good

anyways

[bold turret]

hey guys

can someone invite me to a last dose 4

I really

[crude gazelle]

no lol do it yourself

[tall yarrow]

did outfits arrive

or snow

[slender pivot]

I saw what you did there well done

why does gta discussion turn into a kid sex fantasy room in about 10 minutes

~there are servers for that, go there

fuck sakes...

[proven drum]

[static shuttle]

who's sakes?

[wintry heron]

Does anyone know how to job warp on ps4 every time I do it it asks if I want to host the job ?

[timid eagle]

You said what

[slender pivot]

dude 15 minutes and theres a gay reference... 100k+ in this server are minors. Connect the dots

speed

[static shuttle]

instant transportation? pffft I prefer driving slow ass cars

[timid eagle]

[slender pivot]

want me to start taking screenshots when you are not here?

you are not going to like it

nvm... too tired already to explain

just saying that ANY nsfw reference should be a ban. ANY

game over

dude I really like the looks of the office autoshop. amazing

[low lagoon]

Goodmorn

[slender pivot]

nods

[vocal hearth]

Hello

[low lagoon]

And the view from the autoshop

[slender pivot]

yh

first time I entered a chopper was passing by awesome

and I have the arcadius so...

[low lagoon]

If you dax mission whit another does it count towards the 10 needed for upgrade?

Hmm sounds wrong

[slender pivot]

Huh remind me what is a Slipstream?

[low lagoon]

The wind behind another car, you use for boost your own vehicle when overtake the car

[slender pivot]

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuh what

dude I need to achieve slipstreams to actually use shit in my office autoshop?? wtf is happening

[low lagoon]

No idea then

[smoky ginkgo]

I think just go on stunt races and make sure slipstreams are on

Or maybe other races can work too

[low lagoon]

Then in race, up close behind a car and you achive slipsteam

[vocal hearth]

Did some hangar crates

Alone

[slender pivot]

well fdone

I have to start

[smoky ginkgo]

Good shit

[wintry heron]

Can someone help me?

I got full supplies in my business but I don’t have any workers 😐

Can someone help me?

[slender pivot]

what you mean workers

which business

[wintry heron]

I got cocain

Mc

Mc business

But i got supplies but no one is working

And they don’t do the product

😐

[smoky ginkgo]

Try to go other session

[wintry heron]

I tryed

[remote dune]

shut down ur buisness then start it again

[digital cloak]

Does anyone know if there is a chance to get panther statue without GTA+
And if so what's the chance of getting it?

[wintry heron]

I thing 0% change but im wrong

Maybe

[digital cloak]

Yeah that's what I though too but some sources say you always have a 10% chance

So I don't exactly know

[wintry heron]

😐

[vocal hearth]

Wait

How do i get thr joker makeup

You know

[smoky ginkgo]

I don't think panther statue is in the game anymore, maybe they will announce on limited time event

[smoky ginkgo]

I think its only on Halloween event, maybe just search up on youtube

[vocal hearth]

Oh

So i cant make the crackhead tbone outfit from wd2

:(

[smoky ginkgo]

Wait for next year i guess

[vocal hearth]

Aight

Feds stole my faggio

[wintry heron]

Get places quicker

And speedrun

[meager harbor]

Panther statue is no longer available for non-gta+ members and gta+ members

[low lagoon]

Take the panther in the pen and make one your self

Casino heist

Soeciel crates or air freigth

Could be fun if the panther turned up in a souced art crate

[full olive]

Can someone help me with night club?

[low lagoon]

Lfg

Darn, 5 time crop dusting

[wintry heron]

What is the best money making method?

Money

Can someone tell me How to use boost on arena war cars

Witch button on controller

Please

[oak fractal]

hey guys i have 1.4 M what business should i buy im lvl 40 and i have crates business and counterfeit cash factory

[slender pivot]

you wont get fat with 1.4

far

do you have the sub?

[oak fractal]

no im broke as hell

[upbeat kraken]

hmm

U should save up for the Bunker in chumash

I think its like 1.6 mil

[oak fractal]

Ye i have bunker also

[upbeat kraken]

Lemme guess the one in paleto bay?

[oak fractal]

ye hahaha

[upbeat kraken]

ye ur better off moving to the 1 in chumash

[oak fractal]

alr imma try to save up

[upbeat kraken]

If u want i could run u a cayo rq just to get u ur money for the Bunker

[oak fractal]

I mean if u insist but idk how cayo works

[upbeat kraken]

dw lol all u gotta do is follow my lead lmao

[neat lynx]

How long it take to get to the deluxo setup after buying a facil?

[oak fractal]

ok sure i just follow

[neat lynx]

Nd is that time worth the discount price of said deluxo or should i just pay the 4.5 mill

[upbeat kraken]

idk

[olive adder]

Hello

[upbeat kraken]

if u have the money to spend go for it if u tight on cash do the preps

[upbeat kraken]

Hello there

[olive adder]

Bunker is worth?

[neat lynx]

Yes

1000%

[olive adder]

How it works?

[neat lynx]

Well

Depends

Theres 2 sides

Research. And stock

The research is u use supplys and u get cool stuff like opressor mk1 missiles and explosive sniper rounds

[upbeat kraken]

ye

[neat lynx]

And stock is like mc business u use supplys to get stock to sell for momey

If ur a solo its good cuz when u get all the upgrades u can pay 75k. Wait 2.5 ish hours and sell for 140k to blain and 210k to los santos

And when u only buy 1 batch u always get 1 vehicle

[olive adder]

Hey russian

[neat lynx]

Da

[olive adder]

Full stock

How much i get?

[neat lynx]

Uuuhm

To los santos 1 mill 50k

1.050.000

[olive adder]

How much time it takes?

[neat lynx]

But u get up to 3 or 4 vehichles

Uuuuhm

Its 5 batches

5x2 hour 20 minutes sis abt. 12/13 hours

[upbeat kraken]

Nothin lol have it ms tbf but still lmao

[vivid urchin]

2x rp this week?

[neat lynx]

Okay im defo going to russian hell for this

cough cough

I agree with the femboy

Fax

What kinda femboy r u u a female looking ass mf or u just a boy in a skirt?

Ah okay not so bad then

Okay i ghave plan

Bomb gulag with fosfine gas bombs

Walk out

Ghelicopter

Easy peasy thighy squezy

[nova fossil]

Ghelicoptor????😂😂😂

Was that a mistake or intended?

[neat lynx]

Yh im overdoing the russian accent h on purpose cuz its funny😂

[nova fossil]

Oh you a Russian commander

[neat lynx]

Da

But im actually dutch

With a little german

[nova fossil]

So you a spy

[neat lynx]

Da. But for mother russua

Yew

[nova fossil]

Holy Crap how much combination you have lol

[neat lynx]

Yh

[neat lynx]

Well. I born twents with a fries name which r both in the netherlands with a bit of german and im a self proclaimed russian because im aggresive, a sociopath and an alcoholic at 16.

Hes dutch

Pureblood dutch

Uk mf

[nova fossil]

This sounds like a perfect backstory of a person who can go Rouge

[neat lynx]

Well i wanna go in the air force

Motherf

With your fcking cuppah tea

And your bo oh of wo ah

Innit bruv

[nova fossil]

Commander is far from being a British

[neat lynx]

Bri'ish bi'tch

Ayo what da

Why r they sticky?

[nova fossil]

Oh lol

[neat lynx]

🤨

[nova fossil]

Sus

[neat lynx]

Males and more males?

Geh asf ngl ong

I can do irish

I can do alot of accents pretty well

[nova fossil]

Cause he is a fucking spy

[neat lynx]

Im comin for ya moneh ya feckin bitch

[nova fossil]

He can camouflage

[neat lynx]

Yes

I indeed can do the art of british conversation. For I am what the younglings call. Goated at linguistics.

Bro i can cuss you out in more languages then i got cm on my pp.

4

Tiies

I can cuss you out in 4 languages in 1 sentence

You little wanker looking ass cyka if you dont shut your mouth im gonna ram a pole in your Arsch

Thats 3 but i cant be bothered

To include dutch

Cuz the only real cussy cussword in dutch is cancer😅

Bout negative 37

U need a microscope to see it

At a million x zoomed im

[proven drum]

oop

what did i just walk into 😢

[neat lynx]

Me

Run

[proven drum]

imma just stand here 🙂

[neat lynx]

Lmao

[proven drum]

[fading bramble]

Relatable

[proven drum]

jesus smh 🤦🏽‍♂️

[neat lynx]

dutch/german/russian hybrid

Im the indominus rex of hell

[proven drum]

is gta even worth playing anymore

[neat lynx]

Im the demon love child between the nono austrian painter. Stalin and king willy

[neat lynx]

Probally not

But ur still going to

Cuz im forcing you

🔫

[proven drum]

no i’m good 🙂

u can kill me thanks 😊

[neat lynx]

I gtg ill brb

[proven drum]

DEACON st. JOHN

imagine if someone actually looked like el rubio irl

[fading bramble]

I do

[proven drum]

oh got

god*

[neat lynx]

Yes

And so do i

[smoky bane]

why cant i sell anything in the brickade 🤨

[neat lynx]

Is it in the freakshop?

Like is it parked there inside

[smoky bane]

so i just park it i want to sell in it. all they gave me is a pissy bike

[neat lynx]

Oooh like thag

Yh its cuz the brickade is a massive fcking truck and if u drive that cops would get suspicious

[smoky bane]

i think ill take it on dax mishes

[neat lynx]

I cant be bothered to wait 48 minutes 10 times

Ill just cayo glitch my way to victory

[winter mason]

Crazy

[smoky bane]

i havent tried it but this weeks its more and its going to snow making it harder to see

[neat lynx]

je ne recommanderais pas de m'aimer @smoky bane

[neat lynx]

Tru

[winter mason]

Cayo is ez

[smoky bane]

cayo is best

[winter mason]

0 is still long wdym 😔

[neat lynx]

Bro i got an entire 6 inches down there its insanely huge

Its the biggest ever recorded

[neat lynx]

Thats a joke btw

[neat lynx]

Indeed

0 is off the records

[olive adder]

Guys

How is your farm routine?

[neat lynx]

Okay here we go

cough cough

So i start with a cayo glitch. Then do a cayo glitch. Then another cayo glitch. And then. This is my own thing no1 doing it but it pays rlly good. Cayo glitch

[olive adder]

How is it

[neat lynx]

And then repeAt thag

[neat lynx]

If everything goes well i can get around 5 million an hour ez

But usually 3.5/4

[olive adder]

How it is?

[neat lynx]

How is what?

The glitch done?

[olive adder]

Yeo

Yep

[final onyx]

yo how can u get money quickly

without kosatka

[neat lynx]

Do ceo work and heists

Till u get 2.2 mill then get kosatka

[wintry heron]

Should I get obey 10F

[neat lynx]

Or u put a gun to ur friends head who has a kosatka and let him cayo u to momey

[neat lynx]

If u got the money and kosatka and agency and u want it go for it

[final onyx]

yeh welll none of my friends r online

[neat lynx]

Then force one on

[wintry heron]

Should I get it or the Corsica

Corsita

[neat lynx]

Corsita?

[final onyx]

they in school

but whats teh best ceo work

[neat lynx]

Blow up the school

[wintry heron]

The new 1.7 mill car

[neat lynx]

Imo
Headhunter
Hostile takeover
Sightseer

[neat lynx]

Idk whatever u want

[final onyx]

ight ty

[neat lynx]

Np

What i did early game js
headhunter
Something else to make money
Takeover
Something else
Repeay

[final onyx]

ight appreciate it

[neat lynx]

Mp

If u want im probally home in like an hour i can help u out

[slender pivot]

depends for what

[neat lynx]

@final onyx

[slender pivot]

if you want to flex maybe

if not no

[final onyx]

in an hr ill be studying so ill dm u if i can

[neat lynx]

Im definately gonna forget that but ill try😂

[final onyx]

ight thx

[slender pivot]

depends on your properties

[final onyx]

i got the uh starter bundle

[slender pivot]

Bunker gives a 50k mission every hour

CEO gives you a 50k export mixed goods mission every hour if you have a crate warehouse

Agency gives you a 85k payphone hit every 20

plus a Security contract with 10 minutes cooldown for 30-50k

CEO headhunter gives you 44k as well as sightseer

a lot to mnake money on

[final onyx]

ight

[slender pivot]

so you should have a CEO and a BUNKER

on the pack

[final onyx]

yes

[slender pivot]

then Headhunter for 44k, bunker mission for 50k, a sightseer for 40k

repeat

[final onyx]

ik how everything works

cus i got banned on ps4

[slender pivot]

... so why you asking

[final onyx]

when i had a yacht and stufff

[final onyx]

cus then i had ppl who let me do casino heist

[slender pivot]

you dont need that. just get 2M, buy the sub and thats it, you are economically free

[final onyx]

yeh

[wintry heron]

Is the corsita good

[winter mason]

No

[wintry heron]

Why

[crude gazelle]

og cmm complete lets fucking gooo

jesus fucking christ

[proven drum]

lol

[spring tusk]

Hello everyone does anyone how to fix black loading screen

[hybrid grotto]

Restart game maybe

[spring tusk]

I did it doesn't work

[proven drum]

no not really i haven’t had the issue

[hybrid grotto]

Restart console

[proven drum]

i just close app and reopen it

[spring tusk]

I restarted the console I took the disc out it's not even working I bought a new disc because this issue still the same

[wintry heron]

For those of yall on pc how much fps you try to get in game? I aim for 120

[hybrid grotto]

Meh shouldve bought xbox😂😂

[spring tusk]

It worked

Well I have been facing this since and hour and after I asked for the solution it worked

[proven drum]

what’d u do

[spring tusk]

Close application

Now I have to install the whole process again

Btw thanks guys

[proven drum]

oh i knew it would work i’ve had that issue before

[spring tusk]

I only play once in a while so I face these type of issue

I was banned from this server so I had to make new account to join 😂

[proven drum]

oop

ion think u should’ve texted that in chat

[crude gazelle]

got the cmm role now

[proven drum]

yessirrr

[crude gazelle]

ngl it wasnt hard just time consuming

[spring tusk]

It's okay Its been almost a year I have helped make money from cayo here and also won a giveaway 😂

[proven drum]

quick question instead of the toreador can u use the stromberg in missions or no?

[spring tusk]

Haven't used it but I think there isn't any better option then a toreador

vigilante was there better option before toreador but now I think everyone prefers toreador

[fading narwhal]

Lol except that you can't use the toreador in missions anymore

[olive adder]

Hello

[tall yarrow]

u can use stromberg in doomsday and casino preps,u cant use toreador at all

[proven drum]

wait u can??

[vocal hearth]

10 narcotics done

[spring tusk]

I am just getting started I haven't played the new dlc

[crude gazelle]

preps right?

[spring tusk]

Will see what we can do and we can't

[crude gazelle]

Not setups?

[proven drum]

we are number 1

ah 2016 humor

[spring walrus]

yo some kid got mad at me and is crashing my game what can I do?

[proven drum]

vpn

[spring walrus]

fr?

[proven drum]

and what’d u do

[spring walrus]

can they stop?

[hybrid grotto]

Invite only

[proven drum]

i mean idk if it’s gonna work cause i’m not on pc but u can try it or that too

[spring walrus]

he tried blowing me up and my car somehow survived, he called me trash and i called him an ape

[wintry raven]

do i have to buy the acid lab or is there some other way to get it

[proven drum]

i-

[spring walrus]

i was in an unarmored egt

[tall yarrow]

invite only?

[spring walrus]

alr

[spring tusk]

These 9yo are annoying

[spring walrus]

i'll do that

[spring walrus]

is that bad?

[proven drum]

damn why u call him a ape

[spring walrus]

i was feeling toxic this morining i kinda regret it tbh

[proven drum]

i bet u do 😭

[crude gazelle]

modders, what an L

[hybrid grotto]

Well u werent lying🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️
We r all apes

[spring walrus]

idk i thought the egt was well known for tanking rockets

[hybrid grotto]

Evolved from them

[proven drum]

it is

with armor lol

[tall yarrow]

it is upgraded

[spring walrus]

i mean he couldve taken it in a racist way

[crude gazelle]

modders, hillarious

[hybrid grotto]

True

[spring walrus]

yea so idk why he was baffeled unless he knew

[proven drum]

he’s a kid bro

[spring walrus]

i will apologize knowing i was out of pocket but at the same time this is too much

[olive adder]

Hello

[proven drum]

hi

[olive adder]

What's your farm routine?

[proven drum]

what that mean??

[olive adder]

How you farm?

[wintry raven]

with hoes

[olive adder]

,-,

[proven drum]

visible confusion

[olive adder]

Oh nvm

[thorny forum]

Guys how to sell daily crate warehouse goods i logged onto gta after long time forgot

[hybrid grotto]

Go to laptop and sell

[tame hollow]

u must sign as a securoserv ceo or mc president

[hybrid grotto]

Ceo

[tame hollow]

yeah

[spring walrus]

i think dude was lying he didnt follow me thankfully

how can you see recent players?

[tame hollow]

in your server or sum

[thorny forum]

No no we get extra goods every 48min to sell after criminal enterprise dlc

[spring walrus]

i meant all time

[thorny forum]

And also lupe contact is missing?

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah to to assistant and sell

[hybrid grotto]

No she or they r in ur warehouses

[fading narwhal]

There isn't a lupe contact iirc, and if there is she doesn't answer anyway

[tame hollow]

is there a new glitch for cayo perico panther statue?

[fading narwhal]

Wym

[thorny forum]

But there no option when calling assistant

[hybrid grotto]

Go to assistant
Dont call

[fading narwhal]

You have to go the warehouse iself

[tame hollow]

like stealing statue every heist

[hybrid grotto]

Panther is gone

[tame hollow]

they nerfed too much

[fading narwhal]

Longfin

Mission is easier imo

[olive adder]

why longfim

[fading narwhal]

.

[olive adder]

I think its kosatka

[hybrid grotto]

Its an easier mission

[olive adder]

No kosatka is easier

[fading narwhal]

Lol I find kosatka complicated

[tame hollow]

i think longfin is better for solo heists

[fading narwhal]

Longfin is more straightforward I think

[hybrid grotto]

Grab the wedge, hook up
Pull out the pig station
Get out and sticky bomb urself
Deliver it

[olive adder]

Well i am a speed runner

[tame hollow]

before going to compound you can take airstrip secondary targets with longfin

[olive adder]

So kosatka better

[hybrid grotto]

Longfin mission is faster than the sub one

[fading narwhal]

Fr it's really convinient

[olive adder]

I just want to do criminal mastermind

But i have no friends

[tame hollow]

and Im tired to stealing sinsimito

[olive adder]

All my school friends play at ps4

[fading narwhal]

Yea

[hybrid grotto]

It does after u buy them

[fading narwhal]

Think around 200k

[tame hollow]

what's that

[olive adder]

Well

[hybrid grotto]

Apartment heist challenge

[olive adder]

You need to play

With the same persons

And do not die

[tame hollow]

lester's percentage too much imo

[olive adder]

You get 10 million

[hybrid grotto]

And?

Not worth it

[tame hollow]

what's the best warstock vehicles rn

yeah I have one

its insane

it's really helpful in perico preps

I was doing them with my cars

and that's wasting your time a lot

that heli right

yeah I know

but I haven't one yet

[buoyant agate]

Whats your guys pc specs

[tame hollow]

I suck at heli's

[proven drum]

hell no

[barren storm]

sparrow still better for cayo preps🥱

[proven drum]

exactly

[barren storm]

instant spawn next to u and u dont need to mess about landing on sub

[tame hollow]

what's the difference between them

[barren storm]

what the mk2 and sparrow? loads

[tame hollow]

yeah yeah I know that

[olive adder]

Man

[proven drum]

kosatka

[lament oar]

sup

[visual venture]

Planning a vacation to a nice Caribbean island

[wintry heron]

My balls are itchy

[visual venture]

Doin cayo with low levels is way more fun to me now lol, no swimming, no drainage tunnel, just 4 dudes jumping outta a plane and shooting in and out

[lament oar]

someone stole my pink diomand

diamond

[loud knot]

Gl

[visual venture]

Wack-

[loud knot]

It was @random echo

[wintry heron]

hold up- in the gta online character creator you can become the son of Niko Bellic...

[loud knot]

Ayoo

[lament oar]

#👋┃welcome

[wintry heron]

OMG

[loud knot]

Niko bellic can be my dad?

[proven drum]

yea lol

i saw that too

[visual venture]

So can Claude from GTA 3 and John Marston from RDR

[wintry heron]

you can be the son of John from red dead redemption in the gta online character creator!

[wintry heron]

yo, claude is the dad im using rn

whos claude though? idk much about the non-gta V lore

[loud knot]

Claude is from gta 3

[wintry heron]

theres a gta 3?

[proven drum]

lol yea

[wintry heron]

sorry, but I only played GTA V

[proven drum]

and gta 1

[wintry heron]

wth?

i always wondered why it was called gta "five"

[proven drum]

[wintry heron]

just thought it was the level of the grand theft auto or something

like you steal lots of cars, grand theft auto to the fifth degree

idk, im an idiot so...

[valid needle]

Buenas dias

[sterile marten]

me fucking too.

[loud knot]

And 2

[sterile marten]

and san andreas

and 4

[proven drum]

ballad of gay tony

[loud knot]

And vice city

[proven drum]

vice city

[sterile marten]

please play gta 4 it’s such a good game

[valid needle]

And mine block auto

[loud knot]

Shit theres alot 😭

[sterile marten]

lost and damned

[proven drum]

lol it was way before it’s time

[loud knot]

Gta 4 was the goat ngl

[sterile marten]

gta 4 is one of the best games of our time

imagine if it was made with gta 5s graphics

[proven drum]

IMAGINE

[wintry heron]

or RDR graphics

[loud knot]

I didn't beat the story on my xbox 360 here

[loud knot]

But i gotta beat it eventually 💀

[proven drum]

that’s crazy rdr 2 look better than gta v

[loud knot]

Ima play gta now ig

[tame hollow]

bring panther statue back bro

[loud knot]

Stop wanting panther lmao

[proven drum]

lol

[loud knot]

My life is gonna be miserable today 💀

[tame hollow]

lemme steal it just one time

[loud knot]

Lol

[woven pollen]

hello

[loud knot]

Yo hru?

[woven pollen]

I'm good wbu

[loud knot]

Im good

[woven pollen]

cool

I think they should add a cinema as a business

cause it would work

[loud knot]

Lol true

[woven pollen]

It could be an intro to micheal

[proven drum]

lol that’ll be hilarious

[woven pollen]

team up with Solomon

literally

no crime

only movie

[loud knot]

frr lol

[proven drum]

honestly thought he was go do work for him

[woven pollen]

it could kinda be like the nightclub

you buy a cinema

[loud knot]

How to safe a life - The fray

[woven pollen]

and then get money from tickets

[tame hollow]

my nightclub tony lost his mind

[olive ermine]

wut happend?

[woven pollen]

you could steal props for extra cash

[daring frost]

Repeatedly press right on the D pad to tear the NPCs’ tickets

[tame hollow]

im not going nightclub anymore

[buoyant agate]

Whats your guys pc specs

[woven pollen]

probably most fun idea in gta online

[valid needle]

Rtx 2070
32 gb ram
17-10750
144hz monitor
Rgb lights

[woven pollen]

probably still more fun than sell missions

[daring frost]

Go on a killing spree to restock popcorn kernels

[woven pollen]

ngl

perfect

[next mountain]

I have no clue on how to do the nightclub management stuff

[loud knot]

I dont use it

[woven pollen]

using rockets to blow up tanks to steal their printer to make posters

[olive ermine]

im too poor to have one

[woven pollen]

my specs are

[tame hollow]

just increase your popularity

[woven pollen]

whatever a ps4 has

ngl

loud fan

[tame hollow]

and hire sum staff gor goods

[next mountain]

Max popularity

Never get a call or a text from tony

[loud knot]

dw im poor also

[next mountain]

So idk what to do

[woven pollen]

to get max popularity just buy another dj

it's expensive

But it gives u max popularity

[quiet flower]

It’s all through the laptop in the night could

[valid needle]

Or do popularity missions

[woven pollen]

if u haven't bought one before

literally

[tall yarrow]

has anyone seen the new christmas outfits?

[woven pollen]

kick people out

[tame hollow]

what is the best heist after cayo perico

[woven pollen]

take vips home

[valid needle]

Easy af to keep it up because of the Marcel bouncer events

[tall yarrow]

cayo perico

[next mountain]

Prob casino

Fast

[proven drum]

check #📸┃gta-media

[next mountain]

Nice pay

[tame hollow]

casino heist is trash imo

[woven pollen]

Cayo perico is the best heist in the game

[next mountain]

I kinda liked ut

[woven pollen]

if u want to do a "fun" heist play through the doomsday heist

[next mountain]

It*

[valid needle]

Why'd they have to nerf it

[woven pollen]

you might destroy your controllwr

[proven drum]

exactly

[woven pollen]

Controller*

[tame hollow]

just because its too easy

[woven pollen]

but it's sorta fun

[tame hollow]

still easy tho

[next mountain]

I'm sorta new to this server

[woven pollen]

if you think Cayo is too easy

Do doomsday

[next mountain]

What does glitch talk mean

[woven pollen]

which is the hardest heist

[valid needle]

The cooldown is still cringe

[tame hollow]

I heard 'bout that

[woven pollen]

and is pretty fun

[olive ermine]

[tame hollow]

but I never did that

[woven pollen]

you will smash your head into the wall tho

atleast like 5 times

[tall yarrow]

Doomsday is even easier lol,prison break is a nightmare

[valid needle]

Any other solo friendly heists besides cayo?

[woven pollen]

EASIER

[tall yarrow]

Casino

[arctic pebble]

Cayo still same for me difficulty that is

[next mountain]

Not with cooperating teammate

[woven pollen]

Cayo takes me like one try

[next mountain]

Literally un solo able

[valid needle]

I thought you needed two people to start it

[woven pollen]

doomsday is impossible to complete in less than like 5 hours

[arctic pebble]

yeh I'm sure you never done Doomsday

[woven pollen]

unless you're absolutely crached

[tall yarrow]

u can with a random

[woven pollen]

Cracked*

prison break is only difficult without friends

[tall yarrow]

the heist js easy though

[tall yarrow]

I did,it was easy lol

[woven pollen]

prison break can be completed quickly with 3 other friends

[valid needle]

Them invisible juggernauts 😦

[woven pollen]

Randoms is impossible tho

[loud knot]

Its possible

[olive ermine]

just don't talk about glitches or modding

[woven pollen]

it's possible

[tall yarrow]

The avenger mission was hell but the heist itself was fun

[woven pollen]

but for an average player

[next mountain]

To which extent is my question

[woven pollen]

it'll take a while

[next mountain]

Like car modding and stuffM

?

[arctic pebble]

Prison Break most easy heist unless you just jump to the game

[hybrid grotto]

Dont talk about it

[next mountain]

K

[woven pollen]

I think the avenger mission took me longer than the 1st act

ngl

[hidden flax]

I got 7.8 million what do i die

buy*

[next mountain]

Buy yacht

[arctic pebble]

[woven pollen]

buy a yacht

[valid needle]

That doomsday mission finale that takes place in the cave is best done with the marksman rifle mk2 imo

[hidden flax]

How much is it to max it out

[tame hollow]

I was doing that in cayo perico after the dead body seen update

[woven pollen]

like 10 mil

for the best one

[next mountain]

7-9 mill

[tall yarrow]

well yeah,the heist is the 2. one,doomsday on the other hand not a begginers heist,you’ll need to spend some money on the facility before you can start that one

[hidden flax]

Is it worth it

[woven pollen]

it's not worth it

but it's a flex

[tall yarrow]

buy mc businesses or a nc if u got all mc

[woven pollen]

like you could get the same joy from a toreador

[hidden flax]

Mc businesses are dead

[woven pollen]

or a water detector

[arctic pebble]

Doomsday requires skills dude

[valid needle]

Whats the point of the toreador anyway?

[woven pollen]

mc businesses are mid

[hidden flax]

I only got counterfeit cash for mc

[tall yarrow]

no shit

[woven pollen]

Idk why the toreador exists but its cool

[hidden flax]

And i dont do it

[valid needle]

MC business are good for the nightclub

[loud knot]

Fast

[tall yarrow]

yeah u need them to make money from nc,and thats worth it

[arctic pebble]

stay hilarious

[loud knot]

Inf rockets lol

[valid needle]

Cant just use a sparrow?

[lethal spear]

Can someone please explain to me how a tryhard shot ONE Rpg rocket in my Acid lab and blew it up.

[loud knot]

Helped with a prep in act 3

[neat lynx]

Hey yall. Will there still be the weeks where u can get the panther statue for free or is it required to pay the gta+

[hidden flax]

I can just make money from the nightclub safe

[lethal spear]

And yes i do have armor plating.

[neat lynx]

Penis

[woven pollen]

spend 7mil on orbital cannons

it's a horrible purchase

[tall yarrow]

yeah,but you can make milions from nc sales

[valid needle]

Bst and rocket spam?

[lethal spear]

No rocket spam, he shot only one

He was on foot

[valid needle]

Perhaps your screen didnt pick up the others

Gta is funky like that

[woven pollen]

After Cayo perico istg gta online gets boring

ngl

[lethal spear]

Yeh.

[woven pollen]

you can just keep doing cayo

and buy everything

[wintry heron]

just took me 20 mins to load in 💀

[woven pollen]

wow

WiFi on life suppirt

support*

[wintry heron]

🧢

[tall yarrow]

Same lol,i just alt f4ed and entered online through story mode

[wintry heron]

i got good wifi

[hidden flax]

Is it double cash this week?

[arctic pebble]

when ?

[woven pollen]

idk

[wintry heron]

takes me like 30 mins to download a 42gb game

[wintry heron]

today

[woven pollen]

same

[arctic pebble]

are you playing Gta +

[wintry heron]

i was tryna play sum but i had to update it so i did but then it took forever to load in

No

[woven pollen]

have u guys seen that video where a guy downloads spider man miles morales in like 5 seconds

and show off their perfect wifi

[hidden flax]

Oh yeah the next part of the dlc has dr friedlander in it

Possible michael refrence

😱😱

[woven pollen]

michelle

[arctic pebble]

after they fixed loading never ever was loading more than min

[woven pollen]

Micheal is my most played gta character

other than my online character

I spent literally all of my summer playing gta onlinr

[arctic pebble]

nothing beats my main

[woven pollen]

I touched grass like twice 💀

I'm jk

I went outside alot

[loud knot]

Lol

[arctic pebble]

keep doing it

[loud knot]

Trevor is a bitch

[wintry heron]

he died though

[woven pollen]

I'm so sad that the 3ds eshop shut down

[hidden flax]

Not canon

It was a choice

[woven pollen]

he dies if you choose him to die

[loud knot]

I got caught 💀

Nobody choose him to die..

[wintry heron]

you mean Michael?

[loud knot]

Whatever yall talking abt lmao

[wintry heron]

oh, have yall finished gta V story mode?

[loud knot]

3 times lmao

[tall yarrow]

nah

[daring frost]

Question for you guys…

I have nearly everything on my primary wishlist (essential businesses, vehicles, and weapons to fulfill basic needs). It seems like every dollar earned will soon be Monopoly money and grinding will become a leisure activity.

How did the game change for you when you got there?

[wintry heron]

you need to

[tall yarrow]

i started playing it got hyped and then watched it on youtube

[wintry heron]

at the end of the game, theres a report of how you played

I always feel guilty when I see mine

[loud knot]

Im going for 100% on my save rn

[valid needle]

PvP

[tall yarrow]

wdym report

[valid needle]

Keeps the game fresh

[wintry heron]

if u do that, then u can do the secret mission and find UFO's

[loud knot]

Ik lol

[tall yarrow]

I started pvping