🚔┃gta-discussion

[forest sparrow]

Brain told me to get it so I did

[ebon sinew]

oh I just find a new invite only session til I get the office setup

[cyan sparrow]

yo akuma

remember me

[hybrid grotto]

No

[arctic mango]

Park the sub right beside Merryweather HQ less of a chance to get HQ mission, plus I just hop in sparrow and take it out if I get it while being beside HQ

[cyan sparrow]

dam

[forest sparrow]

but I beach my sub on the beach so it’s more convenient, if I leave session , the sub will be in the middle of the sea again

[forest sparrow]

good point

[arctic mango]

Park the sub beside Merryweather HQ instead, like beside the helipad and it reduces the chances

[ebon sinew]

ahh

[cyan sparrow]

im him

[ebon sinew]

am I the only one who always has their sub at Vespucci beach

[forest sparrow]

whatever I kinda want a maxed Sub anyways

[placid gazelle]

Git gud

[forest sparrow]

No , it’s the best location actually

[arctic mango]

I never even go into public lobbies so sonar is a waste of 1.2 (for me at least)

[placid gazelle]

Sonar is for treasure

[forest sparrow]

I’ve never even bothered to go look for a treasure

[ebon sinew]

now that I have the ee3 or whatever the new drug dealer car is called I'll prob go for the pariah next

[arctic mango]

Prolly peanuts pay anyways

[forest sparrow]

I go public and mess around and shit

[ebon sinew]

or a meth lab

[forest sparrow]

why tf am I moderated nickname btw

[arctic mango]

Inv/Priv for business
Public for messing around

[forest sparrow]

which meth lab do u have

helllooooo

[fading narwhal]

Offensive name 🤷‍♂️

[forest sparrow]

wtf

Bing chilling

is offensive

ppl hate John Xina

[cyan sparrow]

u told me to buy cocaine business

then wait and dont buy ressuplys

[arctic mango]

These days people are snowflakes and everything is offensive, probably even breathing

[forest sparrow]

Fr

[hybrid grotto]

Aw yeah

[hybrid grotto]

Stfu
How long did tht take to reply “GiT gUd”??

[cyan sparrow]

so what do i do now

my supply bar went all the way down

[hybrid grotto]

Sell it now

[cyan sparrow]

its at 50k

[arctic mango]

12yo MK2 user dw abt it

[hybrid grotto]

Lol ikr

[arctic mango]

[hybrid grotto]

Cunt says 2 words n dips
LOSER

[vocal hearth]

He did not elaborate further

[arctic mango]

He's the type of fool that kills you, leave the lobby and then texts you "1-0 forever lzzzz"

[hybrid grotto]

Ikr twat level intelligence

[vocal hearth]

bruh lol

Uuuh, 6x6 really fun

[arctic mango]

I'd be willing to argue it's below twat level

[forest sparrow]

they should improve the interior of vehicles fr

[hybrid grotto]

😂😂

[vocal hearth]

I should give my 300r second color roof and hood

If possible

[placid gazelle]

[hybrid grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/cookie-monster-muppets-peaking-gif-22120522

[wet dagger]

Hey,new here

[hybrid grotto]

Hi new

[arctic mango]

I think it's in the options

[fading narwhal]

Hi new im dad 🤓🤓🤓

[wet dagger]

Gr8

[vocal hearth]

Maybe make it black?

[arctic mango]

Sup new, I'm the monster under your bed

[hybrid grotto]

💀

[wet dagger]

Fkin hell

[arctic mango]

[vocal hearth]

Sup new, im your worst fucking encounter with a another human being

[wet dagger]

Bird with a cuppa tea is hereeee

[arctic mango]

*cup o' coffee n we good lol 😂

[hybrid grotto]

Cuppa

Fuck off “boss”

[arctic mango]

😂

[wet dagger]

Coffee it is

[arctic mango]

Bout to start GTA Culture Wars

[wet dagger]

Gr8 idea for nxt dlc

[vocal hearth]

I still think your pfp is an image of cropped hentai

[wet dagger]

It is

[fading bramble]

I think so too

[vocal hearth]

.. it is cropped hentai isnt it?

[hybrid grotto]

Na its not

[arctic mango]

Lmao

[fading bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-about-that-the-rock-you-sure-gif-24604462

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah positive

[gleaming radish]

fembois love their animu waifu pfp, even decorated in time for xmas

[hybrid grotto]

Fuck me u cant even spell right

[fading bramble]

Lol

[gleaming radish]

[vocal hearth]

Im not a femboy, but i do love my anime waifu yusuf :)

[arctic mango]

I don't even watch anime

[gleaming radish]

i watch anime

[fading bramble]

I do

[gleaming radish]

[vocal hearth]

Yes i called yusuf from ac rev a anime waifu, fite me

[fading bramble]

But I’m not obsessed wit it

[fading narwhal]

Same lmfao

[hybrid grotto]

Same
Think ive watched like 5 episodes of anime in total lol

[arctic mango]

Too cringey for me

[fading narwhal]

I'm just not into series at all

[arctic mango]

Plus that yeah

[fading bramble]

Eh I’ve watched a bit more than that lol but I’m just saying I’m not one of those weird anime kids

[ebon sinew]

yall what shd I buy the pariah or the SC1

[arctic mango]

Some kamekameha

[ebon sinew]

dnt think I have perms to send pics

[gleaming radish]

its just that same group of people that used to go with pfp of their dog or cat on myspace except its anime waifus now
fembois, just different generation

[arctic mango]

Hop in #📸┃gta-media

[fading narwhal]

Def the pariah

Way better car overall

I think the sc1 looks a bit weird as well

[fading bramble]

I have an anime pfp lol but it’s not waifs. I’m not into that sorta shit, it’s weird tbh

[fading narwhal]

I like it a bit but not as much as the pariah the pariah is a legend

[low lagoon]

Still the fastest?

[arctic mango]

Anime is weird very weird

Isn't the HSW S95 fastest now?

[fading bramble]

Not really ppl just think it is cuz they’ve seen the weird parts of it

[wet dagger]

Doubt ..whats the per hour earnings for special cargo tbf

[hybrid grotto]

A full large is 2.2m

[wet dagger]

And a full medium and small(estimate)

[arctic mango]

Small 9 crates go for 126k

[wet dagger]

Ooh

[arctic mango]

One sale vehicle

[fading bramble]

I reached 50mill

[wet dagger]

Npcs will follow?

[arctic mango]

GG's

[wet dagger]

Like npc enemies

[cyan sparrow]

i sold it

now i buy supplus?

[arctic mango]

Don't do many crates man, depends on sale mission

[arctic mango]

Right now or lifetime?

[wet dagger]

Ok

[fading bramble]

Ah yes supplus

[hybrid grotto]

No

[cyan sparrow]

why

[fading bramble]

Right now, I have around 220 overall

[wet dagger]

Is using lupe in the special cargo worth it

[hybrid grotto]

Dont resupply mc businesses
Just let the nc gather goods

[arctic mango]

Nice, I got around 150/160 overall

[hybrid grotto]

Yes

[cyan sparrow]

how

[wet dagger]

Thanks

[hybrid grotto]

The nc is passive

[cyan sparrow]

ooo

[arctic mango]

Sales are bullshit so are resupplies, not friendly to solos, pays little Vs effort and money put in

[fading bramble]

Hey there I’m on the road I should have an hour and an half before I’m back to work I will text me back and I can give me the number and I will let them now thanks for your time I love and I will see if they have a number to give them a number for you and I’ll let them now and see if I have any more numbers to

[cyan sparrow]

so how tdo i make lotta money with those

[arctic mango]

I do it

[hybrid grotto]

Afk at the car meet during the night n stuff

[cyan sparrow]

alr

[arctic mango]

This

I'm waiting for a full bunker to get two trucks or 3 insurgents

Sick of 4 vehicles solo

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

[arctic mango]

Acid nailed it with sales

[random echo]

my friends and i have a group chat for gta on discord and its called "heist pals" we want something less corny

[arctic mango]

Either 10 drops in 20 mins or a single drop (well single after cop sting)

[random echo]

y'all got any ideas

[wintry heron]

for what?

[random echo]

a group chat name for gta on discord

[fading bramble]

RubioRobbers

[random echo]

meh

lol

[fading bramble]

HeistHitters

[wintry heron]

Doesnt have the right ring to it

[arctic mango]

Rubio's Nightmare

[loud knot]

Nah who tf robs him 24/7

[random echo]

i was also hoping for something comedic

[rough crescent]

Can anybody help me with finding a music?

[arctic mango]

VaultCleaners

[fading bramble]

It’s just ideas bro no need to get mad

[random echo]

like my irl group chat is KKK - kool kidz klob

[fading bramble]

Nice name

[random echo]

i want something funny

[arctic mango]

Careful with that name

[loud knot]

Sending inv @random echo

[golden sail]

Whats a very fast car

[random echo]

ok bet

[arctic mango]

Krieger

[random echo]

either what boss said or the emerus, vagner, pariah, even the weevil custom is rumored to be the new fastest? 🤨

[arctic mango]

Weevil has shit traction apparently

[rough crescent]

it's a video from TGG I want the music in the background

[arctic mango]

Emerus definitely

[rough crescent]

Anyone?

[fading bramble]

Bro.. what video lmao

[arctic mango]

His outro music

[rough crescent]

No

[arctic mango]

Nbhd Nick - get paid

[cobalt viper]

guys how long do i have to wait before i get a text from pavel if i did cayo solo

[arctic mango]

Then which one?

[arctic mango]

2h30m

[cobalt viper]

exact ?

[rough crescent]

Check your DM

[arctic mango]

I sometimes get it after 2h20

[outer depot]

Should I buy armored Kuruma

[arctic mango]

Ok

[arctic mango]

Good starter vehicle, no explosive resistance but good against bullets

[rough crescent]

So can you help?

[outer depot]

do I buy armored kuruma or an imani tech vehicle

[fading bramble]

2.4hours

3 in game days

Each day is 48x3 / 60 = 2.4

[arctic mango]

The armoured Kuruma is peanuts on sale for 60k get both

[arctic mango]

Check DM

[random echo]

do you guys know what you get for doomsday cmm II?

running that rn and we don't even know the payout lol

[ebon sinew]

what's cmm

[random echo]

criminal mastermind

[ebon sinew]

ahh

[cunning garden]

It's a severely difficult achievement to get for the consoles

Absolutely NO ONE DIES. EVER!!

No restarts either

[patent blade]

I bought gta O for my xbox series S but not story can i still play gta

[fading narwhal]

The online not the story 🤷‍♂️

[patent blade]

yes

[cunning garden]

You have to buy the story

[patent blade]

Thats what i mean

[fading narwhal]

Yeah that answers your question pretty much

To access the story you need to but the full game

[patent blade]

Alright

I have it on my ps4 so idc that much

[cunning garden]

Buy it when it goes on sale in the store

[patent blade]

Wait I bought the premium addition but story aint coming up

[cunning garden]

Go to Main Menu screen? Switch to Story Mode?

[patent blade]

no its not done downloading

[outer depot]

is omni egt best Imani tech car rn?

[patent blade]

Wait nvm

I got the cooler version

[crude gazelle]

2 mil

[loud knot]

Bs

[crude gazelle]

It was like that when I did it

[ebon sinew]

why does the cayo perico alarm have to be so irritating...

[fading narwhal]

ooooooOOOOOOOOOO

[fading bramble]

It’s not

[ebon sinew]

it's like errrrrrrrrrrrrrowwwwwwwwwwwww

[ebon sinew]

in your opinion

[fading bramble]

True

[cunning garden]

Anybody else happened to be having server issues on PS5?

[sterile marten]

i’m having issues on xbox

[ebon sinew]

skill issue

[fringe wolf]

Can I not get hsw upgrade on pc?

[crude gazelle]

Nope

[fringe wolf]

Damn

[golden sail]

Doee the nightclub security cam afk strat still work

[sterile orbit]

Anyone ready to play gta online now?

[crude gazelle]

No

[fading narwhal]

Yeah

Anything that has cameras can be used to afk iirc

[random echo]

i thought they patched it tbh

i haven't tried recently tho

the car meet method might work still

hear some people mentioning that at times

[arctic mango]

Anyone knows a discord dedicated to doing heists? #🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox just doesn't cut it. Ideally European time but I'll take East Coast too @ me

[random echo]

akuma has another gta server he's in

i would ask him for a link

[fading bramble]

Ur

[arctic mango]

@hybrid grotto are you able to help me out?

[arctic mango]

With this

[wintry heron]

@hybrid grotto u tryna send me the link?

[arctic mango]

I like how Franklin sends you a text that Dre is back in town and you can watch him and Anderson go at it again. Loved that cutscene in the Contract

[viral fulcrum]

After most recent nerf to Cayo is it still best money maker?

[arctic mango]

You mean bodies being detected? Just take a different route and you're still golden

[random echo]

i feel bad now

pushing akuma out there like they're the plug

now everyones pinging him 💀

[gleaming radish]

you can still do it without ever killing anyone so i dont see it makes any difference

[viral fulcrum]

It just slows you down outside compound if you trying to get cocaine if you don’t have enough gold or if you’re solo

[arctic mango]

For my defense I asked in general, anyone else pinging just trying to jump on

[arctic mango]

Mostly the weed field and main doc, Airstrip can be handled relatively easily if you know what you're doing

[viral fulcrum]

Still slows you down though regardless

[gleaming radish]

the guy guarding the hangar can be killed without being alerted in

[arctic mango]

Heard mixed reports on that one

[patent blade]

Why when i open gta online on my xbox it says grand theft auto plays the window break sound then kick me to home screen

[arctic mango]

If it's old gen Xbox then idk

[patent blade]

Its the series S

[arctic mango]

Runs smoothly for me

Tried restarting?

The whole console

Re install if persist

[patent blade]

Im restarting

[remote dune]

how many crates is 2 sell vehicles in hangar

[arctic mango]

Haven't done much hangar sales

I know it's 10 crates if you do solo

[remote dune]

ok thanks

[wintry heron]

11-25

[gleaming radish]

its random from what ive heard

[remote dune]

still deciding on if i should do crates, hangar or vechile cargo

[arctic mango]

There's 3 types with a 10 crates bonus I'll tell you more after I sell acid I'm on a timer

[wintry heron]

probably crates or vehicle cargo

I would save hangar for last

[remote dune]

crates u lose half money cause 3 crates is 18k to source and they’re worth 36 k so ur gaining 18 k, vehicle cargo is not worth it aswell cause payphone hits pay more in much less time but i’ve already bought vehicle cargo

[wintry heron]

do you have people to help you sell?

[remote dune]

nah

[wintry heron]

hangar is not very solo friendly

not much profit to be made while solo

and if you already have vehicle cargo just do that

[remote dune]

ok thanks

what abt crates

[wintry heron]

crates are easy

just buy 3 crates three times and the sell

it’s 72k profit that way

[remote dune]

ok thanks

[wintry heron]

or you could just go for max profit and do 1 crate 9 times but that takes too long imo

just buy a small warehouse since you are solo

[arctic mango]

If you sell 10 crates of either one of these you get 60% bonus

• Animal Materials
• Art & Antiques
• Jewellery & Gemstones

[quartz acorn]

Don't do it solo

[wintry heron]

yeah hangar solo sucks

[arctic mango]

Manageable

[wintry heron]

should I buy and arcade or save up a lil more for the kosatska

[arctic mango]

Kosatka

[elfin spindle]

Depends if youre grinding solo or w a friend

[arctic mango]

If a friend has a kosatka even better

One Cayo after another

48m cooldown too

[wintry heron]

I was thinking that but I’ve never done cayo before so idk

is it easy to learn?

[arctic mango]

Easy

[elfin spindle]

not now

[arctic mango]

Even with the nerf

Bit harder for newcomers but still good

[elfin spindle]

Well you can watch tgg tutorial

[arctic mango]

Plenty of stuff about Cayo

You'd b minted

[wintry heron]

alr cool I just need like 1.2m more

[proper vector]

Just found out my total GTAO playing time is 119 days

😂

[elfin spindle]

holy

[wintry heron]

that’s crazy fr

[proper vector]

$585mil total $ earned

10,100 cops killed

[wintry heron]

I had like 240 ish days on R6 but it won’t load now💀

[proper vector]

So many hours 😂

I’ve killed 12,200 players

[arctic mango]

Sheesh i only got 21d17h lol

1341 cops killed

Make a series 😂 Heists with randoms - ppl never get enough of seeing other's stupidity

[random echo]

wow lol

more than that

[quartz acorn]

I'd do it with you but platform disadvantage

[tall yarrow]

bruh is 2am for me

[arctic mango]

1am here

[tall yarrow]

1k cops killed with 6d💀

it aint my first character but how did u kill so little cops

[arctic mango]

I'm a money grinder

Don't need to fight much

[tall yarrow]

how many shots fired

[arctic mango]

106964

[tall yarrow]

damn i got 100k too

[arctic mango]

[tall yarrow]

ok u grinded more on this one

distance traveled in cars

[arctic mango]

7318.61km

[tall yarrow]

yeah i almost got 2k💀

[arctic mango]

Or 4.5K miles

[arctic mango]

Sheesh

[tall yarrow]

i got 2k miles

idk how much km tho wait

3.2km

[quartz acorn]

But can you run that in real life?

[tall yarrow]

nah

[arctic mango]

Since when does that matter lol

I don't need to be a marine to play gts

[quartz acorn]

Gts

Fucking dumbass

You go to sleep

[wide folio]

If I have max cargo at my hangar if I sell will it only be one vehicle

[sterile marten]

yes

[wide folio]

calm

[arctic mango]

Only 1am 🥱

[tall yarrow]

the better question is why u got a hangar

[quartz acorn]

For my personal aircrafts bro

[wide folio]

1.5 mill evry 50 crates

Easy grind

[sterile marten]

it’s 2022 if you don’t have a hangar you’re not doing it right

[quartz acorn]

Hangar always been worth it

[hybrid grotto]

No

[wide folio]

peak

[hybrid grotto]

No

[tall yarrow]

i got 2

i thought he was talking about ron shit

[wintry heron]

ok

[arctic mango]

Dw Sasquatch got me covered

[sterile marten]

how the fuck do you have two

[wide folio]

yerr I am

[hybrid grotto]

Fell asleep anyway lol

[tall yarrow]

for aircrafts

helis

[quartz acorn]

Full of shit

[elfin shuttle]

The infernos classic is clean

[arctic mango]

Lol

[tall yarrow]

whatever flys

[quartz acorn]

Can only have one

[sterile marten]

there’s no way you can have two

[tall yarrow]

what

[quartz acorn]

You're full of shit

[tall yarrow]

wdym

[arctic mango]

How?

[wide folio]

I’m fillin it up while I wait for ma other business to fill

[quartz acorn]

You can't have two hangars

[tall yarrow]

tf

[sterile marten]

you can’t have two of the same business in general

[tall yarrow]

ill send a ss tomorrow

[quartz acorn]

Dude lying out his ass

[wintry heron]

you can’t have two hangars lmao

[sterile marten]

i’ll test your theory rn

[tall yarrow]

bro wtf

[sterile marten]

i swear you can’t have two hangars

[tall yarrow]

idk either im tripping or something

wait

[quartz acorn]

You're tripping

Dumbfuck moment

[sterile marten]

bro got laced with acid

[quartz acorn]

Did too much cocaine Pablo

[tall yarrow]

sorry lol

i wasnt lyin

i got 2

just not on the same character

[sterile marten]

bro

[quartz acorn]

You fucking dumbass

[arctic mango]

Idk what you on but I want some

[tall yarrow]

Idk bri

[odd canopy]

always some dumb shit happening in this server

[tall yarrow]

o

[sterile marten]

you smoking my rapper weed laced with all sorts of drugs huh

[tall yarrow]

idk either tbh

it happens to the worst

[wide folio]

best business solo rn

[tall yarrow]

ngl yall made me question my sanity for a few mins

or insanity

idk

[sterile marten]

i’d be lying if i said acid lab

nightclub is the best if you have everything tho

[tall yarrow]

Best one is arcade

no doubts

[wide folio]

what’s everything like all the mc businesses and bunker and cargo warehouse

[fading narwhal]

Same I like the nightclub

[sterile marten]

yes all of those businesses

[fading narwhal]

Most of the misions are fairly easy except the one w the cargo bob

That one just stresses me out

[tall yarrow]

is that the one u have to pick up a dj ?

[quartz acorn]

Nightclub

[fading narwhal]

Nono it's a sell mission

[sterile marten]

do you do your popularity

[arctic mango]

Black Madonna

Ah alright

[peak mirage]

Hello

[arctic mango]

Hi

[fading narwhal]

It's one where you take the delivery car to a place and then get a cargobob, hook it to the delivery car and put in on like a boat

[sterile marten]

yoo what’s up victory how you been bro it’s been so long since we’ve talked (never talked to them before)

[tall yarrow]

i think its black madonna i tried doing that mission 2 months ago failed twice and stopped trying fuck the nc popularity

[arctic mango]

Dafuq? Unnecessarily complicated

NC popularity 50k/48mins worth

[fading narwhal]

Yoooo my boy victory WWW how you've been bro 🔥🔥 (i did not know about your existence until now)

[spring stump]

why would you do the nightclub missions lmfao

[tall yarrow]

yoo wassup man how u been doin we haven’t talked in a long time

[arctic mango]

I just wanted to unlock all djs lol

[fading narwhal]

They're fun sometimes you feel like switching up what you do

[spring stump]

just rebook the DJ and the staff upgrade

[arctic mango]

Dixon is my choice

[spring stump]

that’s all

you only need 1 other DJ

[tall yarrow]

i was bored thought it was fun

[sterile marten]

i don’t give a shit about who i have

[arctic mango]

Followed by Solomon

[fading narwhal]

The blimp one is nice

[arctic mango]

Blasting music yeah

Djs ranked by music go

[spring stump]

bruh, you may as well think that doing the avi scharzman mission is fun too 🗿

like honestly

[arctic mango]

Dixon
Solomun
Tale of Us
Black Madonna

[spring stump]

nightclub missions are just

a waste of time

[sterile marten]

shit

[arctic mango]

If he does them he does them, his time

[fading narwhal]

😭😭😭

[quartz acorn]

You talking about the promote missions?

[spring stump]

yeah

[tall yarrow]

bro why do u even spend time in there

[sterile marten]

is doing the bar in clubhouse worth it

[fading narwhal]

I only did it once and forgot about it lmao

[arctic mango]

I keep my NC at either max or let it drop by one bar, kick out the VIP or drive them and that's it

[spring stump]

all you do is buy staff upgrade, rebook DJ, and maybe kick out the troublemakers

that’s it

[arctic mango]

30 seconds to 3 mins work

[fading narwhal]

Except when you get that mission where you take the vip to a hospital a million kms away

[sterile marten]

i’m not spending 50k for popularity if i can just do a few missions and get it for free

[tall yarrow]

i tried to drive the vip home brain dead npc hit my car after i may have and may have not drove too fast

[arctic mango]

Oh sandy shores fuck that one

[spring stump]

this

[quartz acorn]

Yeah fuck those missions

I only do them to shut Dave's annoying ass up

[fading narwhal]

I just call the technicians lmfao

[arctic mango]

Another useless update - MC bike repair business

[sterile marten]

i blew up my crates because i locked on an npc.

[tall yarrow]

i just switch sessions

[arctic mango]

Just like Autoshop repairs worthless lol

[sterile marten]

it’s good for money if you like driving

[tall yarrow]

my meth lab got raided twice tho wassup with that,once yesterday’s and once today

it never happened before

[fading narwhal]

The autoshop ones give decent money even when the drivers just drive so recklessly they just give the customer the steering wheel

[sterile marten]

don’t sit in your mc that’s why

[quartz acorn]

They're fun to do

[tall yarrow]

really thats why?

[hybrid grotto]

Never be registered unless doing stuff

[sterile marten]

exactly why

[quartz acorn]

I like cars so that's kinda why

[arctic mango]

Pay to little

[sterile marten]

it pays up to 80k

if you get a good vehicle

[quartz acorn]

80K not bad for a mile delivery.

[arctic mango]

Yeah but you spend a lot to get it fixed up

[sterile marten]

you get the money back

[quartz acorn]

You only spend like 30K.

You get the money back.

[sterile marten]

just drive slow and don’t crash

[fading narwhal]

Yeah I once got like 80-90k back or something like that because the customer got a thrax in

[arctic mango]

O just fix the wrecks up and leave them sitting before I confirm the fix so I don't pay, they're fixed so not a sore eye when looking at

[inner totem]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-cat-gif-23774444

How cool is that?

[fading narwhal]

Very

Sort of

[hybrid grotto]

Thats like saying to an alcoholic dont drink

[sterile marten]

don’t drink

[hybrid grotto]

Thats boring

[tall yarrow]

[quartz acorn]

Drinking my life away

[hybrid grotto]

Fuck yeah bro🥃🥃

[tall yarrow]

[inner totem]

Monker

[arctic mango]

As Dax said, "this is why we drink and drive"

[sterile marten]

watch this magic trick

[tall yarrow]

u mean trevor

[arctic mango]

Nope, when I was recovering his RV for the Dose missions I crashed into a car and he said that

[tall yarrow]

yeah but dax is trevor/the guy who played trevor

same voice

[quartz acorn]

Steven Ogg

Just say Steven Ogg

[inner totem]

Steven ogg played dax?

[tall yarrow]

yeah

[arctic mango]

Same question

Could've just brought Trevor back

[tall yarrow]

steven ogg didnt wanna voice him

[sterile marten]

he doesn’t wanna be known as trevor

[arctic mango]

Understandable

[inner totem]

Its too late

Its been 9years too late

[arctic mango]

I'm not a fan of this whole Troupe thing

[sterile marten]

he’s known as a random guy that showed up in bcs tho 😎

[arctic mango]

Plus who at R* thought it was a brilliant idea to place the Freakshop in the Series A Funding building

Screw that location

[sterile marten]

it’s such a weird place for a business

[arctic mango]

Ikr

[inner totem]

Its pretty nice i mean the first time they actually made it so its a pretty hidden place

[arctic mango]

Might as well put it in lspd building no sense either way

[inner totem]

We foin our business in plain sight for the other

[arctic mango]

I'm taking acces routes

[inner totem]

? Its hidden

[arctic mango]

They're shit

[tall yarrow]

well its abandoned and theres probably a bunch of hippie’s hanging around judging by the graffiti + its near the highway

[sterile marten]

i do get to take a lap on the highway everyday so it is pretty fun

[sharp bluff]

True but, atleast at the moment, it's not a business, just where you store the acid lab

[arctic mango]

Location + both Freakshop and Acid Lab interior design options needed

[sterile marten]

we need a new business

[tall yarrow]

probs wont happen

[inner totem]

https://tenor.com/view/frezzi-frezzi54-cat-gif-20547259

@pale sky

[arctic mango]

I know

[tall yarrow]

i just wanna do acid like we did in the 4th mission

[inner totem]

It was so nice

[sterile marten]

a new business i mean like nightclub, mc, ceo

i hate ceo crates especially solo

[simple plank]

Can someone helpnme

[inner totem]

What about woman crate?

[arctic mango]

Lupe 7.5K

[inner totem]

I like cat

[tall yarrow]

r* could make something out of the penthouse or a yacht they are both quite useless

[arctic mango]

I just use her tbf

[simple plank]

How do you use boost on mk1 for the gateway mission?

[arctic mango]

Aircraft carrier

[sharp bluff]

Hangers crates are worse

[inner totem]

Milton the cat i like your username

[simple plank]

Ik ps so tysm 😄

I'm*

[inner totem]

Milton Mine is Bella

[arctic mango]

Payphone hit

[sterile marten]

trust me do another warehouse mission for another warehouse

assuming you have one

[arctic mango]

Budget chernobog

[tall yarrow]

anyone knows how to control scramjet in the sky

[arctic mango]

Just go in a pool

[sterile marten]

you can’t

[arctic mango]

Trust me you'll land there either way

[tall yarrow]

i did 2 times

[arctic mango]

That's why chernobog is like 10x+ that amount lol

It'll crash into the smallest oasis there is

3ft by 3ft

[tall yarrow]

bro when did they last add a vehicle on warstock

[arctic mango]

Idk back when Ukraine was still a country

[sterile marten]

two years ago

they making the oppressor mk3 rn

[tall yarrow]

i mean it still is

[arctic mango]

PostOp van with wings and a jet engine

[arctic mango]

About 60-70% lol

[tall yarrow]

they add a flying motorcycle and a car but can’t add a ufo :c

[sterile marten]

why are dax missions so tedious

[arctic mango]

I just want a new jet and tank/apc

[sterile marten]

i want a new “fastest” car

[arctic mango]

The 10 missions? I got heavy metal 5 out of 10 times

[sterile marten]

why are my launchers empty bruh

[arctic mango]

It happens to me too

Ammo randomly disappears

On different weapons not only launchers

[sterile marten]

this shit cannot be done solo

[arctic mango]

Like today I had my mk2 pistol empty

[sterile marten]

oh my god i’m gonna kill myself

[arctic mango]

10 missions? I did them solo

[sterile marten]

this merryweather mission ain’t it

[arctic mango]

It's annoying af

[wintry heron]

Do u guys wanna buy a car

[arctic mango]

Which Merryweather? I literally only got heavy metal, GoPostal or contaminate weed

[sterile marten]

i don’t know

destroy cars and kill ppl

[arctic mango]

Best by far

[fading narwhal]

Lol obvs that happens to me a lot with the ammo that's most expensive

Explosive

[arctic mango]

Idk about the Merryweather never got I

[fading narwhal]

Always empty no matter if I bought it like an hour ago

[sterile marten]

im gonna smash my xbox

[fading narwhal]

What why

[sterile marten]

i have died 6 times to npcs bruh

[arctic mango]

R*
bugs and glitches sleeps
Shark Card sales drop by 0.0001% real shit

[tall yarrow]

every low lvl is

[arctic mango]

Could be a second account

[sterile marten]

no way

[arctic mango]

Xbox hour bro

[tall yarrow]

usually not

[arctic mango]

This time night is green

[sterile marten]

im sorry i didn’t buy a ps4 in 2016

[arctic mango]

I know

[tall yarrow]

buy a ps5 now

[sterile marten]

no

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah master console😐

[sterile marten]

i’d only buy a ps5 for spiderman and god of war i am not losing the ability to play with my friends

[tall yarrow]

nah u lucky us pc players being treated like ancient fucking dinosaurs

[hybrid grotto]

L

[arctic mango]

HSW

[hybrid grotto]

How?
Only thing next gen has got that would make a difference is hsw

[gleaming radish]

idd why do we have to endure the problems ancient civilizations went through with junk like peer 2 peer systems n shit, scrap consoles and allow the future to flow in a steady pace

[viral fulcrum]

With all the bugs and shi-

[tall yarrow]

again with that

[hybrid grotto]

Na that seems like a console problem
Coz its plenty playable on mine
Never have problems

[hybrid grotto]

Me getting none😎😎

Same 3 yr old one x

[viral fulcrum]

Same

I think my ps4 honestly was damaged though so idk

[viral fulcrum]

My ps5 runs the ps4 version fine with occasional bugs

[sterile marten]

my xbox is 6 years old

[hybrid grotto]

L

[fading narwhal]

Damn your xbox older than 50% of people who play gta

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

[viral fulcrum]

🤣

[arctic mango]

[sterile marten]

shit finna be 7 in 2 months

[arctic mango]

I crashed in game laughing at this lol

[viral fulcrum]

Way older then 😂

[sterile marten]

i’m so glad i stuck by xbox tho like playstation is cool and has good exclusives i just grew up with xbox and ps2

[arctic mango]

Same here

[fading narwhal]

I was always ps I never had an xbox tbh

[arctic mango]

PC & PS2 simultaneously then 360 One & Series S

[sterile marten]

do you recommend a series s?

[arctic mango]

If I get a PS5 it'll be just to have it

[hybrid grotto]

Do u have disc games?

[sterile marten]

everything’s digital for me i think but yeah i do

[arctic mango]

Yes if you don't care than much/don't have a 4K TV and get your games digital only

[hybrid grotto]

Well theres the thing

[sterile marten]

i just don’t wanna lose gta 4 that’s all i care about 💀

[hybrid grotto]

Depends

U cant buy some games on digital at all anymore

[sterile marten]

i haven’t bought disc games in years

[arctic mango]

Digital for convenience, physical for collectors/nostalgia

[fading narwhal]

I was always for disc games but man having them digital is so convinient

Sometimes there's really good deals on physical games tho

[arctic mango]

Last disc game I bought was MW2019 for Xbox One

[sterile marten]

same

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[fading narwhal]

But having things like ps plus extra/game pass makes it rare that I would ever need to buy a game again

[viral fulcrum]

I wish high on life was also on ps 🥲

[fading narwhal]

Maybe if its a new release I really want

[sterile marten]

i want spiderman on xbox

[arctic mango]

I played RDR2 after a digital download

Can swap out for Witcher or something else without hassle of discs

[fading narwhal]

Spiderman is so goated

[sterile marten]

i know

[fading bramble]

W opinion

[arctic mango]

Maybe I'd try GoW on Xbox if it were out

[fading narwhal]

I need to play miles morales but I just don't have time ever

[wintry heron]

[arctic mango]

Never got into Spidey

[fading narwhal]

It's good that a lot of the ps exclusives are going to pc tbh

[sterile marten]

i wish red dead wasn’t dead so i can buy it

[fading bramble]

U should play it

[arctic mango]

Especially after they started doing all they universes shit

[fading bramble]

We’re talking about the game

[arctic mango]

Peter Parker, og Spidey that's all

[sterile marten]

i don’t have $5 for red dead 💀

[fading narwhal]

Yeah I mean I have almost no interest in superhero stuff but I really liked that spiderman game

[fading bramble]

Story mode is the only way to play it

[fading narwhal]

Made me actually interested 💀

[wintry heron]

Damn my controller for Xbox has stick drift 😞

[arctic mango]

Story was such a W especially the ending

Last time I enjoyed the story so much was Metro Exodus

[fading narwhal]

Lol I left rdr2 in like chapter 2 I think

[arctic mango]

We won't get another story like that, too good man

[fading narwhal]

I would be playing it more if it wasn't for it being taken out of ps extra

[arctic mango]

You're missing out on A LOT

Wait for a sale

[fading narwhal]

Yeah that's what I'm doing

[arctic mango]

50/60% you should get it for around 30€

[sterile marten]

what games do you guys recommend

[fading narwhal]

I'll probably grab a physical copy

[hybrid grotto]

Its on sale now i think

[fading narwhal]

Borderlands 2 🤓

[arctic mango]

Money, wild west won't bring too much money

[fading narwhal]

Goated game of all time

[viral fulcrum]

High on life

[sterile marten]

i started high on life but gta keeps calling my name

[viral fulcrum]

Lol

[arctic mango]

I downloaded Lego Star Wars from game pass (won't spend nearly 60€ on it)

[viral fulcrum]

I did but it was worth it to me

I enjoyed it

[sterile marten]

i spent $60 on it too

[hybrid grotto]

I got it for less than £15

[arctic mango]

I'm having fun cleared EP 1&2 in one go, will do 3 later

[arctic mango]

Massive deal

[fading narwhal]

Wait lego star wars is on the game pass

🤨

[sterile marten]

yeah it is

[wintry heron]

To be honest only played that game for achievements rn I’m at 25k trying to get 100k lmao

[arctic mango]

Yes Skywalker saga

[hybrid grotto]

Joys of ms rewards points

[fading narwhal]

God damn

What

[arctic mango]

Starting screen being Rey and Sequels gave me eye cancer though

[sterile marten]

too bad my game pass expires on christmas 😝

[fading narwhal]

Wasn't the one on ps a demo

[arctic mango]

W

Only one heist though

Man i hated that island

Colonialism

[sterile marten]

ik this is gta discussion but what do you guys think of the new hog warts game

we buying it⁉️⁉️

[ebon sinew]

No

[fading narwhal]

Lol I forgot this is gta disc

[ebon sinew]

idk what it is

[viral fulcrum]

Lol

[sterile marten]

harry potter game

[arctic mango]

After we helped "liberate" it they probably came back and doubled down on the locals so

Colonial overlords will send another overseer

Cayo preps feel so much quicker with game muted and Spotify on

[fading narwhal]

Fr I always have music on

Just goes by so fast

[arctic mango]

Question to those who played Cyberpunk - anyone looked up Samurai on Spotify? I like it

[arctic mango]

It does, also beats listening to Pavel for the 000th time

[fading narwhal]

Lol I like pavem

Pavel

Better than that mf lester 😒

[arctic mango]

Me too but I don't need to hear same dialogue

I like him saying inside the sub about him prank calling Rubio

Asking for directions to the vault in Russian

[fading narwhal]

Yeah pavel is funny and actually charismatic

[arctic mango]

Then hanging up - psychological warfare he says lol

[fading narwhal]

Lester is kinda annoying

[arctic mango]

We need more interactions

[hybrid grotto]

Kinda?

[fading narwhal]

Yea kinda

[arctic mango]

KDJ is a motherfucker as he says

[fading narwhal]

Not really as annoying as someone like kdj/sessanta

[arctic mango]

Least I don't have to worry about old china plate

[hybrid grotto]

He is more annoying than finding out u have ran out of monster

[wintry heron]

Hello

[fading narwhal]

Frr like bro what did I even do I say nothing to you

[viral fulcrum]

Bruh I hate this game had to quit a Dax mission cause of bug (it wouldn’t let my postal van move cause gate wouldn’t open after honking and a random mc guy corpse was in front of it some reason)

[fading narwhal]

"oh okay wow weirdo 🤓🤓🤓"

[sterile marten]

hey bro how have you been long time no see (i’ve never spoken to this guy before)

[fading narwhal]

Yoo what's up

Literally lester is the 🤓 emoji personified

[wintry heron]

Lol

[fading narwhal]

Bro a whole ass discord mod emoji

[arctic mango]

Creepy Uncle Lester

Or as Trevor put it oh Lester molester

[fading narwhal]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Uncle lester just sounds weird

[wintry heron]

It does

[arctic mango]

He even says it himself lol

Remove wanted level "okay leave it in the hands of Creepy Uncle Lester"

[fading narwhal]

Leave it with creepy uncle lester 🤓

[arctic mango]

Yeah that

Either way lol funny as

[wintry heron]

"Cant heandle the heat my friend? Just leave it with creepy uncle lester hm"

[hybrid grotto]

🤓

[arctic mango]

It's like he's up for jokes but an absolute a hole at the same time

[fading narwhal]

Like bro is literally saying "handle the heat" like an average ubisoft character

[arctic mango]

If there was a character you could kill again who would it be?

[dusty light]

what is an xbox

[arctic mango]

For me that asshole Haines

[sterile marten]

myself

[dusty light]

i hear people ask it a lot

[sterile marten]

did you just ask what an xbox is

[winter mason]

Ayooooooo!

[fading narwhal]

Lol

[arctic mango]

looses braincells

[fading narwhal]

It's an x box

It's a box with an X logo

[arctic mango]

https://tenor.com/view/gabriel-iglesias-gif-23050064

[sterile marten]

it is a gaming console you can use to play games

[winter mason]

Its an playstainton

[fading narwhal]

It's another nintendo

[arctic mango]

It's a Steam deck

[hybrid grotto]

Sega mega drive

[winter mason]

Whats a steam deck

[dusty light]

ok. my brother says he is a playstation. so im going get one too

[arctic mango]

Game cube

[fading narwhal]

Yeah that nintendo is the better one

[winter mason]

My pronouns are attack helicopter

No fake

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah my pronouns r stinger missile

[dusty light]

ok

[arctic mango]

My pronouns are AA and Trailer so be gone lol 😆

[fading narwhal]

I identify as a common CE-34878-0 ps error

[hybrid grotto]

💀😂

[dusty light]

❤️

[fading narwhal]

😚😃

[winter mason]

Your so funny guys!! 🤣

[hybrid grotto]

[sterile marten]

hilarious

[fading narwhal]

Frrr 🤣🤣🤣🤓😃

[arctic mango]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-some-funny-shit-thats-funny-thats-hilarious-thats-amusing-entertainment-gif-15029335

[winter mason]

NAH i got warned for sending too many emojis 😔🙏

[fading narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/dmc-nero-funny-laughed-funny-laughed-gif-20494569

[dusty light]

🙏 🛖 🥶 💀

[hybrid grotto]

Its not an actual warning lol

[fading narwhal]

Nahh bro got the 🛖 emoji

[winter mason]

Bros house still in beta 🙏🙏

[fading narwhal]

💀💀💀

[arctic mango]

Man's living in a Tiki bar

[hybrid grotto]

Ngl
I read that as titty bar

[winter mason]

[arctic mango]

I won't blame you 😂 maybe it is a ( • Y • ) bar after all 🤷🏻‍♂️?

[winter mason]

👴🏻

[hybrid grotto]

[winter mason]

NAH

[fading narwhal]

WHERE 👀

[dusty light]

🗿

[winter mason]

👨🏿‍🦲lebron james

[arctic mango]

[hybrid grotto]

[dusty light]

🚯

[winter mason]

Guys is it racist to listing to people who says the n word in there music

[hybrid grotto]

No

[terse mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-snap-giggity-gif-10758467

[arctic mango]

Aight chill before mods start handing out timeouts like they candy in a white van

[winter mason]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[quartz acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

[terse mulch]

giggity

[quartz acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/image-pic-pic-perms-image-perms-gif-22063115

[arctic mango]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[terse mulch]

what does embed mean

ion use discord much

[winter mason]

Bed

[quartz acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/idiots-idiot-no-intelligent-life-buzz-lightyear-toy-story-gif-17788133

[terse mulch]

oh

[quartz acorn]

What the fuck

[winter mason]

Nah!

Ayo!

[quartz acorn]

What the fuck was that

[arctic mango]

Sorry I don't speak hieroglyphics

[hybrid grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-woody-everywhere-toys-toy-story-gif-14354228

[winter mason]

No beta engles plis engles only!

[arctic mango]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-youre-right-youre-goddamn-right-gif-12030781

[sterile marten]

heisenberg.

[winter mason]

Dawg tha hole is big asf

[fading narwhal]

🤨 thata innaproplriate

[dusty light]

?

I search up best emojis that mean something u guys must decscypher

[arctic mango]

Big d, in, creampie, out, feels good, yeah that's tos

[random echo]

@quick flicker really fucked up, could've used us for cayo again but we're taking it all 🤑

[fading narwhal]

I give up what is the meaning

[dusty light]

ok nevermind it is worse

these are dumb

good night

[arctic mango]

If u about to send more of that shit then I suggest not to

[quartz acorn]

Can't deny that they're a bunch of fucking people here that went way pass tos lol.

[random echo]

@quick flicker really fucked up, could've used us for cayo again but we're taking it all 🤑

@quick flicker really fucked up, could've used us for cayo again but we're taking it all 🤑

@loud knot

[loud knot]

Yep 🤓

[sterile marten]

poor simon

[arctic mango]

TOS are just like Geneva convention, they're a suggestion or a checklist lol

[dusty light]

can someone pls help me make money

i am broke

[random echo]

give andrew all you want

[sterile marten]

i would if i had a pc

[random echo]

@quick flicker is a broke mf

[loud knot]

I gave him 70 lol

[winter mason]

Do cayo man its ez asf

[random echo]

we literally made him

[loud knot]

As i said 750k is pocket change

[runic star]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-gif-25229115

[fading narwhal]

Lol what happened

[dusty light]

I bought agency for franklin

[arctic mango]

I'm off for Cayo be back

[hybrid grotto]

Get a job

[winter mason]

W 🙏

[random echo]

he uses people for cayo perico, asks like they're friends with people then griefs them

dont do anything for @quick flicker

[arctic mango]

We buy Agency for the Chop that comes in standard

[dusty light]

sucks to be you. I wish I had someone to do cayo with

[winter mason]

What level is he

[loud knot]

Check #🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4

[random echo]

hes a noob we got him everything he has

[loud knot]

Level 105

Several 85% cayos

[fading narwhal]

L

[runic star]

Did he grief u? Or someone else

[winter mason]

If i was him i would just grind life and deathbikes all over again

[arctic mango]

Literally doing a solo run for i don't know which time now

[fading narwhal]

Should have scammer banner

[loud knot]

Alr rdy up @random echo

[winter mason]

real!

[random echo]

he griefed us

he needs scammer role

[sterile marten]

scammer get scammed

[random echo]

better yet banned

[runic star]

Us?

[fading narwhal]

Yeah role that

[random echo]

@quick flicker scams and griefs

no cap

[loud knot]

Fr

[arctic mango]

[winter mason]

😔🙏

Report to the principal office @quick flicker !

[runic star]

Tf was that

[fading narwhal]

Tf is even that name

Corny ahh name

[arctic mango]

Hieroglyphics

[winter mason]

Im a cancer to humanity

🙏😔

[fading narwhal]

Real 🔥

[quartz acorn]

Lol you're fucking right

[runic star]

Lol

[dusty light]

here in serbia it is хијероглифи

[fading narwhal]

Tf

Jieroglyfics

[quartz acorn]

Among us

[wintry heron]

Hi

[winter mason]

I woke up with a new bugati!!’

[fading narwhal]

Nf said xnjepornnon

[wintry heron]

Stfu

[runic star]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/919680757813882910/1031413006250295316/image0-6_1.gif

[quartz acorn]

Stfu

[fading narwhal]

What color yo bugatti

[wintry heron]

Hi

[fading narwhal]

Hi

[runic star]

Hello

[arctic mango]

Bye

[wintry heron]

purple

[sterile marten]

hi prod

[winter mason]

What did i do 💀

[wintry heron]

hi cheekbeattr

[winter mason]

Ayo!

[fading narwhal]

Lol

[runic star]

Bro still thinks this the 50s

[fading narwhal]

🤣🤣

[winter mason]

👴🏻

[sterile marten]

it’s crazy it’s gonna be the 50s in 28 years

[arctic mango]

Less than 30yrs and it'll be, just not the right ones 😂😂

[fading narwhal]

Wait tf

[wintry heron]

fr

[winter mason]

Real!

[fading narwhal]

Dats crazy

[sterile marten]

2050

[fading narwhal]

We living in the 20s

[wintry heron]

i hate france

[runic star]

Yea

[winter mason]

We so old guys das so crazy

[runic star]

👴

[wintry heron]

tay k gon be free in 2077 🔥🔥

[arctic mango]

How old r u 12?

[sterile marten]

i cannot believe we gonna make it to 2050 one day