🚔┃gta-discussion

[random echo]

doing all this extra smh

fix ur phone pls im lazy

[odd canopy]

Are they a little mom and pop store or something or just lazy

[random echo]

no i was talking to them and they said other people said their phone wasn't working either

i just haven't tried since obviously since i got the job and show up lol

so maybe it does work now

[shell violet]

2:08 AM here my time… 😴

[random echo]

1:09 we both need some sleep tbh

[odd canopy]

yes

[shell violet]

Tell me about it, cannot sleep at all

[odd canopy]

sleep

rn

[random echo]

thats me 24/7

i actually think im an undiagnosed insomniac

[odd canopy]

just close your eyes? C'mon it's not that hard

Just sleep

[random echo]

because i have that split sleep schedule

2 hours at a time

[odd canopy]

I say as an insomniac

[shell violet]

Yeah I slept during the day so my brain is going nuts

[odd canopy]

I will not change your mind

[random echo]

like yesterday i slept from 5-7 AM, then from 9-12, 1-3 and left for work

i was dead asf

[shell violet]

Yeah school be nap time for me, can’t sleep at night so sleep in geometry or sum shit😂

[odd canopy]

I sleep for maybe 2-3 hours a night if I'm lucky but it's in 20-40 minute increments with hours of being awake inbetween

[random echo]

i get to work at 3:40 and sit on the bench dead asf

get a lil 20 minute nap

sitting there like a horse

[shell violet]

Yeah I think my body thinks it’s a nap not sleeping so if I try and sleep I’ll be up at like 3

[wintry heron]

staying up for the update

[shell violet]

Well at least there’s that to look forward too

[random echo]

honestly i probably wont make it that far tonight

[odd canopy]

The longest I went without sleep was 3-4 days a Jesus Christ I couldn't even count to 5 I was that mentally disoriented

[random echo]

i'd have to be up till 4 am

[shell violet]

Most I’ve gone prob 36 hrs

[odd canopy]

not really the update to stay up that late for anyway imo

I don't have high hopes

[shell violet]

Who knows

[random echo]

same here

best thing about the update is gonna be blocking contacts and calling bicycles

[shell violet]

Calling bicycles?

[random echo]

yeah you'll be able to request a BMX through your mechanic

[shell violet]

Oh, nice the one thing in gta I don’t use lmao 😂

[random echo]

i use them sometimes

[shell violet]

Maybe like 3x a year lol

[random echo]

it'll be nice not to have to get it from your apartment

because i like going to mt chilliad and bmxing

counts as a personal vehicle so before id return it and request it when i get there, but then you cant use any other vehicle to get there

besides the avenger or pegasus vehicle

useful for me a lil bit

[odd canopy]

I just want a bmx that has laser guns

and can transform into a tank

That can fly

and do a backflip

That's all I want

[random echo]

thats a lil much lol

i want my hovercraft

[shell violet]

A little? Lmao 😂

[odd canopy]

This is GTA in 2022 it's perfect

Don't hate me because I'm a genius

[random echo]

that's debatable

[odd canopy]

A hovercraft

With lazers

[random echo]

just ain't gonna be me 💀

[odd canopy]

That can transform into a tank

And fly

And do a backflip

[random echo]

there actually is a hover tank

i just looked it up

[odd canopy]

but can it fly and a do a backflip

And does it have Lazer guns

[shell violet]

I think this person like gta cars with lazers and can do backflips 😂

[odd canopy]

I don't know what you're talking about

never said such things

[random echo]

they could definitely make a hover tank have laser cannons in gta

that's plausible

[versed fiber]

Did new ubdate came or it will came later

[random echo]

depends on time zone

[hazy crater]

Anyone know a good counter to lazers?

[versed fiber]

Pyro

[random echo]

the updates usually come at 4:00 AM CST for me

[odd canopy]

Comes out 11am GMT so Google what 11am GMT is in your timezone

[hazy crater]

thank you niko, Is there any heli's tho?

[random echo]

savage or hunter both have explosive cannons right?

[versed fiber]

Yes but lazaer is a lot faster

[random echo]

tru, personally like the hydra for the VTOL feature

[odd canopy]

A half competent pilot is going to slice up a helo

Hydra so underrated

My favourite Jet in the game

[hazy crater]

i currently only have the Akula as a weaponized flying aircraft

apart from my mk2

[versed fiber]

Or u can attack a lazer with another lazer if he shots you wit rockets just go in curcle and rocket can t hit you

[random echo]

tru, just buy a fort zancudo hangar and get free lazers anytime you want

[versed fiber]

Orbital cannon

[odd canopy]

Biggest financial mistake was buying a Lazer

Should've just got Zancudo instead

[random echo]

i will eventually buy one tbh

even tho i own the hangar

gotta own em' all

[versed fiber]

I had 2 lazer on my ps4 acconut

[odd canopy]

I've maybe used my Lazer twice since building it

Buying it smh

[random echo]

i own the luxor and swift deluxe

[odd canopy]

I'm thinking about Lego so building was said smh

[random echo]

so like get on my level

[odd canopy]

Smh

I do too

[random echo]

lmfao 💀

[odd canopy]

In the story mode

😈

[random echo]

man i cant even get michael the golf course

[odd canopy]

Imagine not having 2.14B

[random echo]

rip cuz i L at stocks

[odd canopy]

smh skill issue

I had 6M with each of the characters in story before the big score

Stocks are super exploitable when you start to understand them more

[versed fiber]

In today gta 5 evryting is so glitchi in pc sesions modders and dumb peples on ps4 is bether to play bcs there is no moders

[modern kayak]

who excited

[random echo]

nobody here tbh

[modern kayak]

oh

[random echo]

least from what i'm getting

update isn't gonna be much imo

feel like most share that

[modern kayak]

does it come out on exact time or over an hour

[random echo]

depends on time zone

[modern kayak]

aus

[random echo]

updates are 4:00 AM CST for me

[odd canopy]

What state

[modern kayak]

tas

[odd canopy]

9PM

[modern kayak]

what

bruh i was told 7

[odd canopy]

you were told wrong

comes out 11am GMT which is 9PM AEST

[modern kayak]

oh dam

[timid eagle]

Isn’t it at normal weekly update time?

[elfin nexus]

After update no modders

[wintry heron]

guys

[random echo]

how

[wintry heron]

I GOT

SUB

[odd canopy]

finally, good work

[random echo]

does it have meatballs

[odd canopy]

don't make me hungry

[random echo]

too late

[odd canopy]

Too late

[random echo]

be hungry with me

[odd canopy]

I now want meatball sub

[random echo]

same

[odd canopy]

I'll just come to Illinois rq and I'll pick you up to get some subs

Ez

It'll take me like 2 minutes

[random echo]

sounds good tbh, we got a subway in town

they asses closed tho

:-(

[odd canopy]

we will go to the subway hq and get it from the source

[wintry heron]

No

I need sparrow 😦

[random echo]

def, we seek answers... and meatballs

[odd canopy]

Mmm yes a noble quest

[proven drum]

[random echo]

smh anyway delivering a three helicopters rn

so thats fun

[proven drum]

[vast jewel]

Welp I forgot to sell my bunker yesterday

Bruh

[odd canopy]

I was selling my bunker yesterday and got dune fav, Marshall and both insurgents drops before it gave me the phantoms

Was so annoying

[vast jewel]

I'm now at 1.9 mil

I need more for update

[random echo]

i had to sell mine for like $1.4 tbh

didnt wanna miss out and i didnt know i was gonna be on

[odd canopy]

the 2.1M felt very good

[vast jewel]

I lost like 2 mil

[random echo]

i bet

[vast jewel]

Bru

[random echo]

i made what i lost back from doing that dumb mc sale

lol

[vast jewel]

At least ima get like 2 mil for selling all my MC and bunker

[sharp walrus]

god these payphone hits are so helpful

[vast jewel]

So ima be at 4 mil

[sharp walrus]

just hit 4 mil from than and gun running with some cayos here and there

happy boy

[odd canopy]

what went wrong with your mc sell

[random echo]

imagine being at $4M the day of dlc

[vast jewel]

Bought a agency and I had no time to do them at double money

[sharp walrus]

bro youy still got time

[random echo]

nothing went wrong i just sold bunker for half lol

[sharp walrus]

just do 3 sec contracts and you can get them payphone hits

[odd canopy]

50M lookin good in my account rn

[random echo]

i made the money back doing mc

[odd canopy]

Burnt out from it tho

[random echo]

$60M lookin good in mine 💰

[odd canopy]

Oh now I understand

[random echo]

gonna be kinda down bad tmrw tho

[odd canopy]

I've been so sporadic with playing recently like 30mins here and there

[wintry heron]

damn i only got 12m 😭😭😭

[sharp walrus]

so close to 1 billion total earning

just need 3 mil more

[random echo]

predictions are like $15-20M for DLC

[random echo]

yea u have more total earnings than i do

[odd canopy]

I got like 160M I think

[random echo]

$927M total earnings

[sharp walrus]

not that far off

i just havent been able to grind as much because of new destiny season

need to get back on that grind 💪

[modern kayak]

is it out yet

[random echo]

tbh i would probably have more if i did heists earlier on in my playthrough

i was mostly a solo player

[sharp walrus]

i still am

[odd canopy]

I got 191M total earnt and 140M spent

[sharp walrus]

literally the only reason i join public lobbies are for car meets

[random echo]

those always get fucked tho

[sharp walrus]

trying to do anything in public lobbies is just asking for a mk2 to bend you over

[random echo]

unless if ur round an organized crew

[sharp walrus]

and it sucks, because this is like the only online game that youhave to play invite only to get anything done if you dont have a crew

[odd canopy]

Jfc I have 350 hours in online

[random echo]

where check that

[odd canopy]

Social club

[sharp walrus]

stats > career

[random echo]

;-(

[sharp walrus]

or that

[random echo]

ok

189 days

lmfao

[odd canopy]

no life smh

[random echo]

fax

[karmic wasp]

I have like

1 week

lmao

[random echo]

must be a lil new

[odd canopy]

Imma be new soon

I kinda impulse bought a PS4

again

I wanna play Spiderman and TLOU

[sharp walrus]

both on pc tho

...

[odd canopy]

yes a $120 PS4 as apposed to buying an entire PC

[sharp walrus]

ah

well

thought you were on pc

ill take that L

[odd canopy]

my Xbox logo does look deceiving

PC is eventually in the works

[sharp walrus]

if you look at it from an angle and pretend it looks like a pc, it looks like a pc

not my fault

[odd canopy]

You know what

You're right

exactly right

[sharp walrus]

[late marsh]

why do I aways get food poisoning when theres event shit happening?

[odd canopy]

but PC is in the works eventually, just saving up to move across the country first then I can build one

[random echo]

furry skill issue

stop eating dead rats

[sharp walrus]

[odd canopy]

as apposed to live ones?

[sharp walrus]

yes

[random echo]

idk

[odd canopy]

Lol

[proven drum]

[wintry heron]

I buy everything in all update

Nothing left out

[paper nymph]

tbh i only have 15 mil saved up🙊

gonna buy the new business and jesko and get on with my life

[random echo]

jesko?

[paper nymph]

koenigsegg jesko

[random echo]

ah i see

[paper nymph]

apparently it’s in this update

[random echo]

i knew we were getting a new one

[paper nymph]

and hopefully, it’s instantly obtainable and not that weekly car shi

[random echo]

personally i want that BF surfer, my grandma loves fluffy so i'm kinda hyped to make another build and show her lol

[odd canopy]

Gotta love Fluffy

[random echo]

i made the iron man bus for her one time, idk we bond over lil shit like that and i think it's cool tbh

a cool way to share interests with family

[odd canopy]

I love that kinda stuff

[paper nymph]

real shi ngl

[odd canopy]

those little moments are what you remember the most

[random echo]

for sure

i wonder if elvis had a collection, maybe i could make one of his cars lol

[odd canopy]

King of Rock and Roll definitely had a collection

[hoary dome]

Someone just tried to do a 4 person mC sale in a full lobby

Rip

[odd canopy]

such an iconic dude

[random echo]

they're dumb but probably going for bonus

[odd canopy]

Grew up listening to him because of my dad

My name is actually Elvis's middle name

[random echo]

that's cool tbh

[odd canopy]

Dad wanted to call me Elvis

[random echo]

done on purpose?

oh

[odd canopy]

Thank god my mum said no

[random echo]

yeah i see

would be kind of a stretch

def wouldn't want the name elvis personally lol

[odd canopy]

Aaron is good enough

[random echo]

yeah for sure

wait

im level 30

[paper nymph]

y’all lucky, i got a wack ass middle name

[random echo]

does that mean i can do things

(not gta, on the server)

i forgot what that does

[odd canopy]

gifs apparently but I can already do that at 20

[random echo]

yeah same

[odd canopy]

So I guess you unlock nothing

Congrats 🎉

[random echo]

wow

[proper vector]

Elvis had a big car collection, I’ve seen it

[random echo]

gotta get level 60 to matter

L

[random echo]

i'll have to do some research

[proper vector]

A lot of pink Cadillacs

He had a plane too, I’ve been on it a couple times

[odd canopy]

Would've had so much more of it wasn't for his snake manager

[slender pivot]

Lol i cant use support n report!!! Hilarious

[random echo]

i'm watching a video on his museum rn

his cars seem to be in gta, like his first rolls looks like a stafford

[hazy crater]

TGG is a bit early to stream for the new dlc, no?

it comes out at 9PM Sydney time, Doesn't it?

[random echo]

comes out in 1 hour for me

tbh i can never fall asleep so ill be up buying everything

[high tundra]

according to tggs stream its out already?

[random echo]

literally don't have the same time zone as tgg

smh

always 4 am for me, every single event week

[hazy crater]

R* is on daylight savings meaning it should release in 55 min

[high tundra]

[modern kayak]

is it out

[hazy crater]

idk

if not then it should be out in abt 50 min

[odd canopy]

According to his stream he said it'll probably be out within the next 30mins

[hazy crater]

no update on tgg stream

[verbal linden]

When the DLC drops, the Bunker double money sale would still continue or ?

[hazy crater]

no it shouldn't be

so any bunker sale missions should be done in the next 50 mins

[verbal linden]

How do I know when does the DLC drop? My timezone

[hazy crater]

hold on

[hoary dome]

No

[hazy crater]

what region do you live in

[verbal linden]

Middle-East

[hazy crater]

what is the time rn in the middle-east?

[verbal linden]

12:13 pm

[hazy crater]

okay

so it should release at 13:00

[verbal linden]

so after 45 minutes, yeah?

[hazy crater]

if UnderwaterPixel is correct then yes

[verbal linden]

Okay, thanks

[hazy crater]

no worries

[lavish warren]

what does the code teegeegee do in epic games?

[frail pasture]

Are the servers down? Not letting me into the game

[random echo]

the update sucks why y'all worried smh :-(

[crude gazelle]

Supports him

If u make a purchase

[hazy crater]

it gives him money everytime you spend money in a game that on the epic launcher

ngl

[lavish warren]

aight

[hazy crater]

i was kinda sad when i found out that the Micheal DLC wasn't the we were getting

[random echo]

^^^

that's why it doesn't matter

why continue the contract DLC with franklin with some random

its literally acid in a truck

like ok cool and? lol

heard we were getting a multi-story garage

now thats decent

i need vehicle slots

[hazy crater]

yeah tbf that is nice

[random echo]

ngl i kinda ran out of cars to fill the slots i already have

[balmy inlet]

Faggio is missing you

[random echo]

they do have a lot of space already for the amount of vehicles in game

[random echo]

i already have faggio mod in mc garage

[wintry heron]

is update out

[balmy inlet]

I mean more faggio missing you

[random echo]

meh i dont really wanna do that

just want variety lol

idk how i'm gonna organize everything tbh

[hazy crater]

should be out in half an hour

[wintry heron]

ok

[verbal linden]

Same goes for x1.5 Franklin's payphone hits?

[hazy crater]

yes

[random echo]

i only have 4 vehicle slots atm

just counted, i have 28 garages

[hazy crater]

damn

[random echo]

but no cars to buy until tomorrow

then we're getting more garage space

[hazy crater]

yeah

[random echo]

so idek what to do with those 4 slots 💀

[minor shale]

...

[random echo]

all the cars from dlc are gonna go in the new garage property

[minor shale]

Your just flexin aren't u

[random echo]

no i just wanna fill all of the slots

i don't want room

[minor shale]

Buy faggio

Idc

[random echo]

but there's not enough to go around

[wintry heron]

New update in 37 mins

[random echo]

already got one

mc garage

[hazy crater]

and all bicycles are also gonna show up on the mechanic list after the update

[random echo]

don't put motorcycles in normal slots

[minor shale]

Rebla

[wintry heron]

Guys

[random echo]

already own

[wintry heron]

The new dlc is gonna be good right?

[minor shale]

Asterope

[random echo]

already own

[minor shale]

Idk

[minor shale]

Cap

Show proof

[hollow spade]

Update out yet

[random echo]

wait that is cap

[wintry heron]

I just want new stuff like new car and bike and plane stuff

[random echo]

thats a street car

[hazy crater]

@random echo no i mean the bikes you actually have to pedal

[wintry heron]

30 mins

[random echo]

not really a fan

[minor shale]

Buffalo

[random echo]

yup, S and STX

[hollow spade]

No it’s not lol

[wintry heron]

Yes it is lol

[minor shale]

The normal one

[hollow spade]

Sure it is

[random echo]

the asterope wouldn't fit the theme of the slots im missing 4 on

my muscle car garage is full

wouldn't fit the theme

[hollow spade]

How much money y’all got

[random echo]

my arena has almost 30 muscles

[minor shale]

Around 17mill

[random echo]

not really more in game rn

own all that i need or exist

[minor shale]

From the leaks doesnt look to be to expensive

[hollow spade]

3 mil

[wintry heron]

L

[minor shale]

Lmao your fucked my guy

[hollow spade]

Wym

[wintry heron]

tgg streaming

it’s ass

[random echo]

brokies tbh

[hollow spade]

I just want the business

[random echo]

but same here

[wintry heron]

I have 600k 🤦‍♂️

[random echo]

u r so rich!1!

[minor shale]

Ps4 not pc

[hollow spade]

Mf grind everyday, on this game I barely play

[random echo]

im on ps4 too???

i dont mod, glitch, exploit and have $60M rn.

[minor shale]

60mill aint bad

[random echo]

its broke asf tbh

chump change lol

[minor shale]

....

[hollow spade]

Even if I get the business I bet it won’t pay well lol

[minor shale]

1bill on pc and i got everything in the game even the dump

[random echo]

lmfao pc is ez

mod

[hollow spade]

I got everything I wanted except the Chernobog and the Hunter

[minor shale]

Nah bro i bought 2k sharkcards 😄

[random echo]

smh

[vocal hearth]

I have no moner

[minor shale]

Sounds like a skill issue tbh

[random echo]

I have no money, no beauty, no class. No brains, no talent, no fame or friends

reminded me of a song my bad lol

[hollow spade]

Please have more weaponize vehicles this update

[dense oar]

Griefers will love that

[steep zealot]

i barely managed to save 15 mill might not be enough but its seomthing

[hollow spade]

Imagine if Heist were the last update

[dense oar]

Bro why are y’all spending like 100 million on the dlc 💀

What if the vehicles are shit

[hoary dome]

No it’s better when they can’t defend themselves

[hollow spade]

I just want the business

[hoary dome]

Easy kills

[steep zealot]

cuz of my addiction to gta

[crimson comet]

lol

[random echo]

i buy every vehicle in the game, kinda why i own the luxor and swift deluxe. i don't care

[steep zealot]

[random echo]

mannn i own the BF Raptor

don't come at me about stupid cars

[steep zealot]

[crimson comet]

Rimuru wanna play gta we can do cayo

[steep zealot]

which way

[crimson comet]

kosatka

drain

[steep zealot]

idrk kinda tired saying up late

ask the lfg

[crimson comet]

k

[magic geyser]

I logged into my alt and got 300k

Ah the life of having Alts

[steep zealot]

nice

[random echo]

i'm a massive insomniac so even if there wasn't shit going on i would be up

honestly id probably sleep thru this shit and not gaf if i could

i'd rather get some rest 💀

[magic geyser]

When is the update dropping

[timid eagle]

6 days

[steep zealot]

luckily day off so i dont got the worry bout work and just do a all nighter

[random echo]

10 mins

same here

i'm off tomorrow

[magic geyser]

Yeah I don't doubt that

[random echo]

but even if i worked i'd be up rn

[timid eagle]

I have an exam tomorrow💀

[steep zealot]

[scarlet shuttle]

I got a question. I was in a public lobby and checked my bunker stock and it said it was worth 350k but when I went to an invite only lobby it was 90k. What happened?

[steep zealot]

idk

[magic geyser]

I only got 12 million so I can't buy much

[random echo]

idk ur bunker ain't even gonna be $2X pretty soon here anyway

new DLC, new event week

[steep zealot]

im just waiting and knock out

[random echo]

tbh

[magic geyser]

New DLC, DLC missions pay aids

[scarlet shuttle]

2x bunker next week?

[random echo]

should be 8 minutes

[scarlet shuttle]

Lil bit Lmfaoo

[random echo]

bunker has been $2X all week

u missed out already

[steep zealot]

8 mins feel like how when u are almost closing ur eyes every 5 secs

[magic geyser]

Rockstar will literally send a vile of HIV to your door

[steep zealot]

hours *

[random echo]

im sorry for rood im dumb too ngl

[scarlet shuttle]

Oh Lmfaoo. I just got on today. Hadn’t played in a while

[random echo]

ur just livin under a rock

[scarlet shuttle]

Ur good

I been playing hella gran turismo 7

[random echo]

dont blame u tho lmfao

gta gets boring cause if you hop in public to cruise around with mfs they're toxic

plus a bunch of sqeakers and trap djs

shits kinda aids ngl

idk y 5 yr olds are screamin on the mic instead of going to day care

send them to the play pen

no way mans callin the bmx bikey bikey boys on ur ass now

[balmy inlet]

So dlc still sleeping?

[hybrid grotto]

An hour

[random echo]

3 minutes for me i think

ill have to check

[hybrid grotto]

Says 11am for us

[steep zealot]

gta public on pc is ur just asking for it

[random echo]

usually comes around 4 AM CST

[magic geyser]

Imma hit this mission then update it

[random echo]

that's for every event week for me

[magic geyser]

Is that during daylight savings

[random echo]

i wouldn't see why this would be different

idek

if i gotta wait longer fuck that cuz it aint worth it

but its not like i can sleep anyway

[steep zealot]

yall watching tgg

[random echo]

nah tbh ill hop on it

[dense oar]

Yep

[random echo]

look out for taylor with accents lol

[odd canopy]

no I will not

[dense fossil]

yeah

[hybrid grotto]

Fuck no

[wintry heron]

god i need to be able to adjust this tv's brightness its 4am and im getting blinded

[hybrid grotto]

Got better things to watch

[dense fossil]

while selling nightclub

[steep zealot]

im watching giraffe mf is funny

[random echo]

i just turned off my console, gonna restart when it drops for him

seems like we are both CST

[odd canopy]

Going ghost org whilst trying to grief is so lame

[random echo]

o yea shits gonna have to install too

good luck with my bandwidth

lmfao

[versed fiber]

where are you from when you correspond here

[dense fossil]

and copy...

[hybrid grotto]

Ma house

[random echo]

rip

[versed fiber]

Country

[steep zealot]

in da room

[hybrid grotto]

Yo

Check ur updates section

Its a 3gb update

[steep zealot]

noton for me

[dense oar]

13 fucking gb

Jeez

[random echo]

idk console off rn

[odd canopy]

Oh yeah it's downloading

[sterile marten]

it’s out?

[dense oar]

It’s out on xbox tez said

[steep zealot]

mostly xbox atm people saying

[odd canopy]

3.35GB on old gen 13GB on new gen

[sterile marten]

i’m loading in rn and didn’t get an update uhh i’ll restart my xbox

[steep zealot]

epic always get it late

[dense fossil]

im still selling cargo

[timid eagle]

Oof we aint gon get shit

[hybrid grotto]

Check the updates section

[hoary dome]

It’s out on Xbox

[hazy crater]

Its out on PS5 rn

[odd canopy]

I love Australian internet 3GB update gonna take 45mins lol

[hazy crater]

Lol

[limpid bluff]

PC status?

[verbal linden]

Is it out on PC?

[timid eagle]

Thats an L

[hoary dome]

Lool

[hybrid grotto]

Mine 5 mins

[steep zealot]

no pc yall

[gray coral]

damn, that sucks

[odd canopy]

Aussies invented wifi and we get the worst internet smh

[gray coral]

I wonder if it is because of their geographical location

[steep zealot]

pc always get it lat e

cuz they know pc is fucked

[magic geyser]

Updating now

[high tundra]

Lmao

[magic geyser]

Um there is no such thing as a bottom or a top for a planet

[timid eagle]

They did?

[magic geyser]

As space goes in all directions Australia is also on Top of the planet

[odd canopy]

Nah, it was a massive political thing a few years ago basically the big tv corporation man paid the government to stop the roll out of better faster internet so tv would still be relevant here

[sterile marten]

how my fortnite updating but not gta bruh 😐

[random echo]

@ me when you get it

im sleep on this rn

[odd canopy]

But new houses are getting fibre which is good but no good for anyone else

[hazy crater]

it is

[magic geyser]

Is he the cunt who runs the media

Rupert Murdoch

[odd canopy]

Murdoch is the name of the guy

Yess

[winter mason]

Guys me buy a 2 garage with house 😎

[lavish warren]

out on epic?

[steep zealot]

[versed fiber]

Pc will get it in 12 pm i think

[magic geyser]

Yeah he also owns Foxtel so

[random echo]

ur k00l

[magic geyser]

He's gonna keep cable TV alive till he dies

[odd canopy]

Foxtel is just rerun city now

[magic geyser]

I wouldn't mind if they changed up the shows on Fox Crimes every now and then

[odd canopy]

Austar was goated, was a good childhood

[magic geyser]

They rerun the shit out The Closer

Please no spoilers

[steep zealot]

wish pc had a check for update shit annoyin bruh

[lavish warren]

its out on pc

[steep zealot]

[magic geyser]

My wifi is slow as dick

[sterile marten]

same

[magic geyser]

Telstra sucks sometimes BGSGC

[sterile marten]

an hour and 14 minutes for a 3 gb update wtf

this shit can’t be legal

[magic geyser]

Only 20 for me but I'm also launching 76 so 🤷

[lavish warren]

2.96 on epic

[odd canopy]

I'm getting 20Mbps 🥲

[magic geyser]

Same 😭

[sterile marten]

im getting 4 💀

[hazy crater]

damn

[dense fossil]

5.3 gb on ps5

[hazy crater]

i get kb

[magic geyser]

I can't even load fallout 76

[red narwhal]

Its still not out on ps4

[neat pike]

just got the update trough

[sterile marten]

i can’t load mw2 without it looking like a ps3 game

[magic geyser]

Bubba Gump wanna play when it's updated

[steep zealot]

pc update outttttt

[hazy crater]

when i play gta on my one s i get xbx 360 graphics

[magic geyser]

My update froze

Who can I slap for this

[sterile marten]

i love when the map disappears and my car goes so fast it freezes the game

[odd canopy]

I've already got a crew for tonight but I'd be down to play otherwise yeah

[steep zealot]

its 3gb

bruh

[random echo]

hmm

[odd canopy]

I saw that frog and mood

[hazy crater]

the multistory garage is 2,7 mil 💀

[magic geyser]

fuck you gorilla bot you piece of chicken shit

[dense fossil]

that aint much

[sterile marten]

shh don’t snitch

[magic geyser]

Wait where's the trailer

[sterile marten]

you thought rockstar would give us a trailer?

[magic geyser]

I just realised there wasn't a trailer

[dense fossil]

aint one, yet

[magic geyser]

Big updates get trailers

Small ones do occasionally

[steep zealot]

bruh did r* really not release trailer before update>

[hazy crater]

true

[odd canopy]

Rockstar forgor 💀

[steep zealot]

fr fogro

[hazy crater]

tgg bout to buy tha shit rn

[magic geyser]

They are like a moody teen, they sometimes release it before and sometimes don't

[odd canopy]

Wouldn't surprise me if they released it after the update

[magic geyser]

Tgg can give me and Bubba Gump access to his wifi

[hoary dome]

Old gen problems

[sterile marten]

yes exactly

[magic geyser]

Dude I ain't coughing up a grand for a series z

[wintry heron]

this shit actually came out at 4:30 for me 🤦‍♂️ slow as hell

[odd canopy]

He probably got that 200GB download speed

[wintry heron]

im downloading it rn

[magic geyser]

Right

[hoary dome]

Why you in love with your ex

[wintry heron]

its "copying (9%)"

[magic geyser]

Bitch should share

[sterile marten]

why are you a griefer

[odd canopy]

Temptation to buy a new house just to get Fibre

[hoary dome]

I enjoy it

[magic geyser]

We'll make it like a YouTuber house and have consoles and shit all around the house call it whatever your crew name is house

[odd canopy]

deal

[random echo]

lessgo

[sterile marten]

i don’t enjoy griefing but my ex is an L now😔

[random echo]

bet mine will be worse

[hazy crater]

New entity in tha game

[steep zealot]

seems like all platforms are getting it compared to last update literally had to wait almost 1 hour after it

[sterile marten]

like a car entity?

[odd canopy]

It's the Jesko

[dense fossil]

apparently electric

[hazy crater]

Like the car brand ÖverFlöd

in game

idk tgg about to get one (i think)

*buy

[sterile marten]

nah seriously bruh

[magic geyser]

Shhh stop talking about new shit

[dense fossil]

too small for cars most likely

[magic geyser]

All my games have to sync tonight wtf 😭

[sterile marten]

ain’t no way a car fitting in the brickade

[random echo]

3 hours, told you mine would be way worse

[sterile marten]

simon riley is that you?

[odd canopy]

Bro WHAT

That's illegal

[random echo]

i have dog shit internet

[odd canopy]

call up Elon and get some better internet

[random echo]

my internet provider even told me our internet can't run gta online

[hazy crater]

i get Kb bru

[random echo]

here i am still playing

[dense fossil]

[magic geyser]

I hate this shit

[odd canopy]

don't listen to those people they don't know what they're talking about

[magic geyser]

I can't play another game because it stops the update

[random echo]

putting in rest mode

[odd canopy]

They think they're the internet experts or something

[dense fossil]

my update didnt even have to copy

[magic geyser]

Imma go shower

[random echo]

rest mode is my best friend rn

[magic geyser]

Hopefully when I'm done it's updated

[random echo]

fuck that lol

cant play until tomorrow

[hazy crater]

i have auto update on

so i dont gotta worry abt it

[magic geyser]

Deep down I wish the summer DLC was the last ex gen update

[crude gazelle]

My gta updated

lets see if i can access this new dlc

[magic geyser]

Shower thought
What if Rockstar games played the GTA 6 trailer on a GTA 5 billboard

They should have done that with 5 in 4 because 4 had time square

[dense fossil]

ray tracing actually makes the game look good tbh

[hoary dome]

That new overlflod car is so nice to drive

[dense fossil]

fax

[timid eagle]

💀

[hoary dome]

It’s hsw too

Jeeez

[crude gazelle]

Yikes gta for me takes longer to load in

L

Well im in a session

[dense fossil]

it even has the jesko spoiler lmao, i like how the cars are getting even more realistic

[crude gazelle]

Sounds like a internet issue

[odd canopy]

Mines finally done jfc

[magic geyser]

Woo

[odd canopy]

I have aged an eternity but I'm loading in now

[random echo]

y'all overdramatic

[odd canopy]

nonsense

[paper nymph]

yeaa same

[odd canopy]

Nothing I do is overdramatic

[wintry heron]

[random echo]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/power-legendary-reverse-card-econowise-reverse-card-legendary-uno-reverse-card-uno-legendary-reverse-card-gif-23531292

update is installed and readu

loading in right now

they cant release it earlier? at midnight???

would it cause the fucking earth to explode

wait

[random echo]

https://tenor.com/view/ultimate-uno-reverse-gif-25646871

[wintry heron]

remembered time zones

[crude gazelle]

Im already in lmao

[random echo]

https://tenor.com/view/greys-anatomy-amelia-shepherd-i-have-proven-that-i-can-reverse-the-impossible-reverse-the-impossible-reverse-gif-25189268

[crude gazelle]

L

[wintry heron]

half of these contacts are getting gone

im keeping 7 of them

[crude gazelle]

Doing the first mission

[random echo]

yeah i turned my ps4 back on from rest mode and its restarting smh

gotta kill my console all night to get it

[dense fossil]

just take a nap or sum

[wintry heron]

13min updating

3gb how many things they released I wonder

[random echo]

well this is going to be fun

[random echo]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mother-great-argument-however-megamind-your-mom-yo-mama-gif-22994712

[loud knot]

Go to sleep damn

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mom-fat-you-mom-so-fat-mom-joe-mama-gif-21908710

[wintry heron]

2pm u go sleep

[loud knot]

👀 gonna turn my ps4 on to update

[random echo]

help me then

[loud knot]

I

Its not even 5 am

[random echo]

i can't

kiss me goodnight

😘

[loud knot]

Ayo

[wise forge]

ayoo

[loud knot]

You tryna play gta later? @random echo

[wintry heron]

[random echo]

if it ever updates 💀

[wintry heron]

2min left for me

[random echo]

i'm gonna be hitting up the dispensary you already know

[wintry heron]

Yalls trashy ass net

[random echo]

i'm trynna play

[wintry heron]

Smh

[loud knot]

How long

[random echo]

3 hours

that's why i don't understand why y'all bitchin

[loud knot]

Mine took 2-5 mins before

[random echo]

deasass got flintstones internet

yall out here complaining

[magic geyser]

Yo mama so fat when they sent her to space earth started orbiting her

[wintry heron]

what

[dense fossil]

ps4 mfs

[wintry heron]

not cool

[wintry heron]

Ong slow ahh internet

[loud knot]

40 mins bruhh?

[wintry heron]

like get a better console

[wintry heron]

for 3gb?

[magic geyser]

They fixed ex gen

[wintry heron]

bro said ex gen

[dense fossil]

keep saving

[loud knot]

My wifi a bit slow rn

[wintry heron]

bruh L

oh shit real cutscenes

[fervent cloak]

everybody excited for drug wars ?

[magic geyser]

It is ex gen

[wintry heron]

i download 42gb games in an hour

[loud knot]

Fuck gta online

[wintry heron]

old gen

[dense fossil]

new koenigsegg go 160 on ps5

[wintry heron]

have no idea where you got ex gen bruh

I reported this hoe on ps for saying N word, he got suspended for a month

Good

was he black

[wintry heron]

How tf do ik

what if he was black bro

[magic geyser]

Bruh people say both

[wintry heron]

not cool

[loud knot]

Shi i can wait on u

[magic geyser]

Wtf are these vehiclea

Vehicles

[wintry heron]

Don't spoil

Spoil

[magic geyser]

I'm not

[wintry heron]

21% for me

why is juggalo junkrat in gta

i’ve waited all night for this update

[magic geyser]

Just a little underwhelming

[wintry heron]

Smh go sleep

[dreamy olive]

Does anyone know how the new brickade works?

[wintry heron]

i’ve been depressed all week until this update

[wintry heron]

How tf we know

this update will chnage my life 🥹

[dense fossil]

ive been up since 4pm yesterday

[wintry heron]

Literally still updating

Copying

L

slow internet is crazy

💀💀

[wintry heron]

Bet u still copying too

bros desperate

My update finished in 10mins

[wintry heron]

i haven’t even tried to download it yet

But copying is at 26% rn

it’s 6am

i woke up 2 hours ago

Smh

[random echo]

so i have to wait 3 hours just to copy it for another 3 hours

thats lovely

[wintry heron]

L

L

L gta

[dense fossil]

bro at this point call it quits, its 5gb 💀

[wintry heron]

i thought this update would change my life

[wintry heron]

3gb actually

😭😭

Had to delete rdo off my ps4

That shit took 100gb

now i’m going to be more depressed because of gta 😭😭

[hybrid grotto]

Lol imagine having shitty wifi💀💀

[wintry heron]

Let's goo 35%

[hybrid grotto]

Das crazy but imagine not being able 2 play

Lol

[random echo]

wish i didn't tbh

kinda bunk

[wintry heron]

You prolly didn't even update stfu

😭

[hybrid grotto]

Im doing the missions rn 😂

[wintry heron]

Ye bc xbox got it earlier and I didn't update till later

[magic geyser]

Akuma can I dm you

[hybrid grotto]

I only woke up an hour ago lol

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah sure

[muted sable]

is there acctually no trailer for this update?

[wintry heron]

Yall got it few mins earlier i didn't realise update was even out till now

[wintry heron]

I doubt

https://tenor.com/view/anime-survival-game-trash-internet-gif-14991331

[vocal hearth]

Twat :/

[gleaming radish]

any relatively new player whos online right now ? im curious if you were given any weapons added to your character upon logging in
im asking so i can avoid them, stuff like widowmaker & alien pistol as an example

[wintry heron]

50% let goo

[vocal hearth]

🖕

[hybrid grotto]

Hahaha

[gleaming radish]

@wintry heron you werent given any when you logged in and youre playing now ?

[wintry heron]

New update?

[proven drum]

yes it’s here

[gleaming radish]

yeah, it is usually given stuff like this to new players near xmas

[wintry heron]

Oh didn't load in yet

[gleaming radish]

and that stupid fireworks thing

oh ok

[proven drum]

huh?

[sterile marten]

dax is fucking hilarious

[wintry heron]

60

[wintry heron]

Stfu and hush, spoiling shit

[proven drum]

oh lol

[paper nymph]

bros catchphrase is butthole😭

[dense fossil]

take that 200 you got and put it towards your internet

[proven drum]

exactly

[sterile marten]

i ain’t spoiling anything no worries

[proven drum]

[gleaming radish]

somoene whos online who can let me know if you were given any weapons upon logging in "christmas hijinks"
i wish to avoid them

[wintry heron]

I didn't need to know he's funny, lemme find out on my own

[proven drum]

[dense oar]

Guys how do you unlock acidlabs?

[vocal hearth]

Apparently dax sounds like trevor

🤨

[proven drum]

STOP

[wintry heron]

Lucky me my dad got the gaming router and I bought myself Ethernet cable so it's fast rn

[hybrid grotto]

Do all the missions

[sterile marten]

all of them?

[wintry heron]

They need to hush right tf now

[dense oar]

How many are there

[dense fossil]

first one i think

[proven drum]

stop spoiling it 😒

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah

[proven drum]

[sterile marten]

ain’t no way bruh

[wintry heron]

[random echo]

i'd kill to get mediacom

this sucks

[wintry heron]

70

[random echo]

lmfao

[gleaming radish]

bruh... why cant anyone answer my question -.- i wanna know if i can boot up the game or not

[vocal hearth]

The lost mc is in this dlc too

[dense fossil]

all of them bruh...

[proven drum]

bro stop

[hybrid grotto]

Unless u buy it

[wintry heron]

What fking question bish

[sterile marten]

ima buy it

[vocal hearth]

Lost mccccccc

[proven drum]

[gleaming radish]

somoene whos online who can let me know if you were given any weapons upon logging in "christmas hijinks"
i wish to avoid them

garbage like alien pistol, widowmaker and fireworks launcher.

[vocal hearth]

I mean it was obvious they would be here

[sterile marten]

where da fuck the business

[proven drum]

[hybrid grotto]

Either do more missions or buy it

Ffs does no one read

[sterile marten]

i’m buying it

[crude gazelle]

New weapons

[proven drum]

i’m muting this channel im tired of childish ass people spoiling the shit

[wintry heron]

Stop spoiling

[sterile marten]

bro is mad

[crude gazelle]

Didnt say what they were

[wintry heron]

Fr tf bishes

[dense oar]

What acidlabs are there and how much do they cost

[wintry heron]

Ye hush good boi

[proven drum]

BRO

[hybrid grotto]

How tf do i know
Im still in the process of doing the missions

[proven drum]

[crude gazelle]

that quote is old lmao

L

[vocal hearth]

@proven drum and then dax said "its daxin time" and daxxed all of his enemies

[wintry heron]

Better not finish before me

[crude gazelle]

Stfu

[proven drum]

ok ur getting blocked

[vocal hearth]

Yrs this is a joke

He did not said that

[proven drum]

idgaf ur getting annoying

[wintry heron]

85%

[dense fossil]

love when he said that bro

[wintry heron]

Lmao

[vocal hearth]

Truly a classic

[proven drum]

anyways

[crude gazelle]

You're probably saying that now so then people stop telling you to shut up

[vocal hearth]

Yesn't

[wintry heron]

At 85

[proven drum]

[dense fossil]

you is not "almost there"

[winter mason]

At 0 💀🙏

[crude gazelle]

Skill issue

[paper nymph]

frrr

[wintry heron]

90

[proven drum]

no