🚔┃gta-discussion

[loud knot]

Short*

Lol

[spare fractal]

Lester's heists who's willing to help

[vapid ibex]

Only like a day and a bit left until the GTA DLC - I hope that I am not as disappointed in it as I was with that damn precision rifle

nice ez 2 mill eh?

[loud knot]

Yeah

[vapid ibex]

sold my bunker just b4 they announced 2x so could've done it twice but oh well nvm

[proven drum]

are the yacht missions worth the money

[hybrid grotto]

Not really

[gleaming radish]

ive stayed up as late as @hybrid grotto a on a sunday, should i be worried ?

[hybrid grotto]

Ur an hour ahead arent u lol

[gleaming radish]

think so, 01:48 here

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah 0048

[gleaming radish]

fuck, im becoming worse than akuma

help

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

[wintry heron]

daily routine

they better have a gay strip club in gta 6 😒😒😒

[gleaming radish]

no

[wintry heron]

why

you homophobic? unbelievable its literally like 2023 cant believe this unacceptable

[gleaming radish]

wow, that took a giant leap

[wintry heron]

i was joking

[limpid bridge]

who wants ta bxy sum modded accs

[gleaming radish]

people can sitll joke in the 2020s ? i better check my social credit score

[limpid bridge]

oh?🤨

[hybrid grotto]

Umm no

[gleaming radish]

big L

[limpid bridge]

shouldnt have replied

[limpid bridge]

k buddy

[hybrid grotto]

Shouldnt have asked

[limpid bridge]

shucho bitch ass up

[hybrid grotto]

😂💀

[limpid bridge]

🤡

yall pxssy

[gleaming radish]

cheater clowns be c lownin

[odd canopy]

basement dweller behaviour

[wintry heron]

what should i get in order: nightclub, mk2, cocaine lockup

[hybrid grotto]

Lol he cant even say pussy

[hybrid grotto]

Nightclub then cocaine

[limpid bridge]

the one yo mama got dirty

[hybrid grotto]

Is that the best 💀💀

[loud isle]

anybody playing gta? on pc ?

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

[odd canopy]

Really giving us the what's for here hey

[hybrid grotto]

🐔🐔

[odd canopy]

I'll have to rethink my life after that comeback

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

Mans mad we didnt buy his modded account

[wintry heron]

i'll never understand why rockstar doesnt allow cussing in texts

[hybrid grotto]

Ikr its an 18+ game so it should

Theres swearing ingame

[wintry heron]

god forbid little timmy gets called a dumbass in his game about murder drugs and serious crime

[hybrid grotto]

💀

[wintry heron]

when mk2

[hybrid grotto]

After u get sorted with businesses

Thats my opinion tho

[wintry heron]

so, whats the average time to setup cayo with a sparrow vs an mk2 to know when i should get it

[hybrid grotto]

I can do it in under 40 mins with the sparrow

[wintry heron]

proof of a merciful god

[hybrid grotto]

Good
He was no fun lol

[wintry heron]

sparrow hard to use

[hybrid grotto]

#🤖┃bot-commands

[wintry heron]

that’s why mk2 better

oh ya i saw that method

[hybrid grotto]

I tried it but kept beaching it too far
Fuck that

[wintry heron]

so u just spawn sub?

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah i move it next to the pier😂

💀💀😂

[wintry heron]

the best part abt gta is the loading skyview

[hybrid grotto]

Yes

I did it to a jet earlier

[wispy lily]

Wanna help me with my Cayo need da money I got 100k💀

[wintry heron]

#💎┃memes／media wtf

[hybrid grotto]

What free games u get

[primal laurel]

It would be nice if you could buy a pet for your office

[hybrid grotto]

Ah nice

[restive cairn]

Hope y'all have a great day/night grinding gta

[wintry heron]

Ty

Ima start rn

The tiresome grind

Of special cargo

[woven storm]

special or vehicle cargo

[loud knot]

Biomutant is 1 i think

[woven storm]

Whats the best business after ceo

[hybrid grotto]

Nightclub with cocaine

[woven storm]

best nightclub?

[hybrid grotto]

Strawberry

Brokie

How much u got

Should be enough lol

[wintry heron]

currently at like 7.2 mil

saving is a chore

even if im glitching it in a way i wont further discuss

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

But one that is discussed in lfg’s

[loud knot]

It rlly is

I have to stop myself from buying stuff 😭

[wintry heron]

im doing it in like the most efficent way too

only way to stay sane is to listen to music

[loud knot]

Was abt to spend 7m on The maze bank office

💀 would be a waste

[wintry heron]

that scramjet and oppressor mk1 are staring me dead

[loud knot]

Lol wydm

[wintry heron]

tempting to buy them

but i stay strong

[loud knot]

Get it..

I bought the scramjet on my 2nd character 💀

[wintry heron]

pre update temptation is hell

[odd canopy]

I was so close to buying the maze tower yesterday, I still want to but goddamn that's a lot of money

[wintry heron]

is mazebank worth it

[loud knot]

It is man

I feel like i have the money to spare then ima hate myself after i buy it

[wintry heron]

[odd canopy]

Same, all I wanna do is buy it for the flex but goddamn Its gonna hurt buying it

[loud knot]

If i buy it im grinding all day 💀

[odd canopy]

lol same

[wintry heron]

yes

i alr set it up

Nice

i haven’t done a source mission yet

[odd canopy]

I've been enjoying the hydra for the crate missions tbh

VTOL capabilities is handy

[wintry heron]

how is it like

[odd canopy]

the hydra is good because it can be a helicopter if you need it to be and a pretty good fighter when you need it to be

I hate the air combat tho because I keep trying to fly the planes like I do in Ace Combat and I forget about being in GTA and stall into a mountain

I like the VTOL of the hydra so that's what I'm sticking to or I just use the Akula when needed

I haven't got that one yet, I imagine it's pretty self explanatory from the title

But I will say the hanger missions are fun af

Even if they don't pay as well as people expect them for the time, atleast it's enjoyable work and not mind numbingly boring

If you've already got the Akula I don't see the Hunter being that more useful so I'd go Hydra imo

But in saying that, hydra is just what I like I doubt many would share that because it's not the "meta" choice

I was shocked at how bloody agile it was fully upgraded

[loud knot]

You tryna help tomorrow?

[odd canopy]

like stupidity agile

[loud knot]

Bet lmao

I might do it solo ngl

Best hangar for it would be Fort zancudo or Lsia?

Buying it tomorrow

Tho i already own the lazer so

[knotty trellis]

I still recommend the hangar cause it's getting a big money boost

[loud knot]

I have the lsia hangar rn 💀

So im Swapping it tomorrow

[knotty trellis]

Oh

[idle cobalt]

If you guys were to guess, out of all six ULP missions, which is the fastest?

[odd canopy]

30k x50 is a pretty damn good boost

[wintry heron]

why are some people just so mean 😦

[idle cobalt]

What’s this number go to

[wintry heron]

3*5

add 5 zeros

[tiny pewter]

Uh I hate the kosatka it keeps glitching

[odd canopy]

1.5M in total

[wintry heron]

dont use the kosatka

its kinda bad now

[idle cobalt]

For what?

[wintry heron]

air freight cargo

[odd canopy]

Air cargo

[wintry heron]

wowzers

[idle cobalt]

How much does it cost to source a crate

[wintry heron]

2k innit?

[idle cobalt]

Does it work like regular special cargo

But air

[odd canopy]

10k

[wintry heron]

idk what air cargo is

[odd canopy]

So a 1M profit

[idle cobalt]

Icky

Pocket change

[wintry heron]

what ur grind strat

[idle cobalt]

Me? Rn I doing ULP missions cause 20K rp every ten minutes is dope

Plus 100K but I’m not worried about money

[restive cairn]

game has been out too long to have to worry about money

2013 to 2022 is a long ass time

[idle cobalt]

Ong

[wintry heron]

how

how u got

[loud knot]

20k rp per mission?

[idle cobalt]

Yup

It’s doubled rn

[wintry heron]

ulp is so hard 😦

[idle cobalt]

Went from lvl 131 to 147 in about 7 hours

[loud knot]

Damn gonna do them tomorrow

[idle cobalt]

I think Operation paper trail is the fastest but idk which is why I was asking for other’s opinions

[idle cobalt]

It also has to be in hard difficulty

[odd canopy]

ULP a hack I wanna work for my boy Davey

[wintry heron]

whens the next solo heist gonna be out

[idle cobalt]

Probably never

[wintry heron]

they needa understand we dont all got friends 😭

[idle cobalt]

Rockstar looks for profit before actually pleasing the player base

[wintry heron]

what more do they need breh

[idle cobalt]

Like why tf you gonna make cayo worse unless you pay a monthly fee

[loud knot]

This guy wont stay out of my dms fr 💀

[wintry heron]

who

me 🤕

[loud knot]

Im not responding lol

[wintry heron]

ok

[reef stratus]

can someone help me with the sneaky casino im tryna get the elete challenge

[idle cobalt]

Yeah. 20K rp and 100K $ in ten minutes, and I was slow

[reef stratus]

im on pc and im doing paintings ill give 35%

[restive cairn]

shit I'll run anything and give max payout to everyone but me I have 439m and nothing I want to buy lmao

[wintry heron]

how much money should we have saved for new dlc

[odd canopy]

Like $20

But fr I think you'll be sweet with 10M

Not much seems to be getting added

[loud knot]

Lol

[loud knot]

I feel like helping more ppl with cmm

Tho i don't get the 10m bonus

[odd canopy]

I think you got Stockholm Syndrome from CMM

[loud knot]

Hm? Lol

Its just fun doing cmm

New routes and u learn the prep well 😂

[odd canopy]

I guess you don't have the stress of being the leader

You're basically just there for the ride and free money

[loud knot]

Yeah basically

15% each finale ngl

[odd canopy]

Plus the apartment heists are fun, well aside from PB I have PTSD from helping randoms with that heist

[loud knot]

Just ppl that know what there doing

[odd canopy]

all I ever get is PB or Series A weed

[loud knot]

Pb was a bit hard ngl

[odd canopy]

Rare breed

you seperate the men from the boys doing Doomsday pt.3 imo

[loud knot]

We did it first try with my team

Nahhh when i start doomsday cmm ima be in pain

[odd canopy]

Only time I've ever died doing that is when I blew myself up yesterday

Went to throw a grenade but it decided to become a boomerang

[loud knot]

. Well

[odd canopy]

I really wanna do Doomsday CMM before apartment cmm

[loud knot]

Doomsday cmm would be easy for alot of it..

[odd canopy]

Get the pain outta the way

[loud knot]

Some preps would be a pain

[odd canopy]

I haven't done any other doomsday other than pt3 what are the others like?

[loud knot]

Well uhm

[wintry heron]

act 1 is easy

[loud knot]

Im not spoiling salvage hard drives for act 2

[wintry heron]

ong

[loud knot]

That shit is a pain when your Teammate runs u over

[odd canopy]

that fun is it? Lol

[wintry heron]

or when the timer runs out

[loud knot]

20 mins to salvage 4 areas

The timer starts when u get to the first 1

[odd canopy]

sounds fun

I'm guessing they're really close together too

[loud knot]

Easy at the last 1 put all fires out first

[wintry heron]

yeah

[loud knot]

Park the rcv somewhere

[wintry heron]

rescue agent 14 is a different story

[loud knot]

Shoot em up then salvage

[loud knot]

At the foundry or the 1 in act 3?

[wintry heron]

that’s agent ulp

[loud knot]

Ohh/

[wintry heron]

the one with the juggernauts

[odd canopy]

Does the RCV serve any purpose other than armoured firetruck

[loud knot]

That was ez

[loud knot]

No

[odd canopy]

Smh

[wintry heron]

not if your playing with low levels without mini gun

or widow maker

[loud knot]

I know the Juggernaut spawns so everything is good 💀💀

[odd canopy]

Only NPC I struggle with is the damn aimbot buzzard pilots

[worthy trench]

You can kill them all with nades, just go to top floor, where the orb screens are located in doomsday heist

[rotund bear]

Hi

[wintry heron]

is it better to duo or solo cayo perico

[upbeat salmon]

You’ll get more money if duo

Depends on the cut

[wintry heron]

lets say 15%

[upbeat salmon]

You or the other player?

[wintry heron]

the other

[upbeat salmon]

You’ll get more money than solo

[wintry heron]

is this alr btw

Approach Vehicle: Kosatka

Infiltration Point: Drainage Tunnel

Compound Entry Point: Drainage Tunnel

Escape Point: Main Dock

Time of Day: Day

Weapons Loadout: Conspirator / Aggressor

[upbeat salmon]

yeah it’s decent

[wintry heron]

ima try the rooftop method

[restive cairn]

I feel sorry for people who still have to grind to enjoy the game

I only do missions or heists out of boredom anymore

Took a little over 400m total to buy everything I wanted so far, still have 439m for future updates

[wintry heron]

wowzers

[restive cairn]

Game gets boring at least fiveM is free on PC

Mods and GTA online, private servers

Rn I'm Donald Trump driving a Subaru WRX STI in GTA

In a lobby with 500+people

[wintry heron]

yoo should my escape point be kosatka

[wintry heron]

sheesh

[upbeat salmon]

You can escape anywhere

I’d just swim away the island or take a boat

[wintry heron]

ya i wanna swim away

[faint wyvern]

How many hours left for the update?

[rotund raven]

it’s on tuesday goofy

[faint wyvern]

I knw. I just asked for the hours left

[balmy inlet]

Longfin preparation seems better than the Kosatka
You just need a Phantom Wedge, take the Longfin, Go to the docks, hide there so that the cops get away and boom!

[rotund raven]

just be patient

don’t ask rhetorical questions

you know it’s on tuesday

[faint wyvern]

Oooh ok

[rotund raven]

ok great

[balmy inlet]

[odd canopy]

10am BST is when they usually release updates so I can only guess that the update will be the same time

[faint wyvern]

Thanks

[high tundra]

ded chat xd

[paper fiber]

what's the fastest classic jdm?

[daring frost]

To get an armored Kuruma, one must complete the Fleeca job?

[high tundra]

nah

u can get it but it will cost 200k more i think

u wont get the discounted price

[daring frost]

Ah… I guess I’ll want to do Fleeca someday just for fun so I can just do it soon to get the discount.

I don’t know anything about Fleeca yet.

[high tundra]

its the easiest heist in the game

basically free money

u can do it with randoms

which cant be said for any other heist

cuz they're a lot harder

[daring frost]

I’ve only done solo Cayo (repeatedly)

[high tundra]

then u must have enough money to get a kuruma lol

u dont need to worry about discount

as u have cayo

[daring frost]

I have $12m but want to do the job anyway for fun

[high tundra]

cool

u playin with friends or solo?

[daring frost]

Solo bust just joined a grinder group form this server LFG

[high tundra]

u should be able to get players to do the appartment heists then

most of them have good missions and storylines

[daring frost]

I’ll get to those too

I’m basically grinding up revenue streams then going to do heists and stuff after I have the assets I want

[high tundra]

cool

id also suggest trying the doomsday heist

most glitchy heist in the game but also most fun

[daring frost]

Maybe I can find others who also haven’t done it and want an adventure.

[high tundra]

yep

that would be a ton of fun

[daring frost]

No YouTube previews

[dusky thunder]

Diamond casino heist but easier, and on a private island

[crude gazelle]

True and you get most of the cut

[dusky thunder]

and if your alone bro that would be broken

That five million it always says your can get is now true

[outer depot]

bruh my nightclub got raided while I was afk and I lost 2 days worth of crates

[daring frost]

Oof. Sorry.

I suspect AFK is precisely why raids exist and why buying the security upgrade provides a boon but doesn’t get rid of them.

R* philosophy of be active or SUFFER.

Are Fleeca preps and finale all 2-player?

[odd canopy]

Yeah

[timid eagle]

Not really,you don’t have to be MC for the afk production to work while you do have to be MC President for raids to happen

Oh u mean nightclub

lol ive never gotten nightclub raided

[vast jewel]

How y'all feel about the update tmr

[wintry heron]

Guys ik how to do cayo now

Duo

Or solo I haven't tried

[vast jewel]

Lol

Ima get like 5 mil

For the business and upgrades

And I see if I need anything else after

I'm at 4 mil

I had 10 mil at some point now I got 5 new cars

[slender pivot]

Im ready at 15M

dont think i will need more

[vast jewel]

Prob not

[slender pivot]

Not going to b too eager this will prkbably be a flop

It is just a few days then we can go xmas shopping

Smh i dont think you will buy everything. I think some will b crappy

Yh sharkies make no sense

You can grind the 100 dollar one in a day
...

With cayo and all the nightclub there is no need for any

[daring frost]

I have $12m but I want to buy an Arcade, CEO, and 2 Large Warehouses… all of which costs about $14m… so I am about 1 Cayo short ATM.

But I’m holding off until I hear what’s in the DLC.

The only interesting thing I’ve heard about so far is the Acid Lab. I don’t care about the vehicles or outfits.

[slender pivot]

Well i think you have a problem as the business IS a vehicle

Breaking Bad ripoff

No it isnt

The Bricade is the mobile acidlab

There was a leak i believe

😁

[daring frost]

I mean I have no interest in a vehicle for its own sake… unlike Kosatka.

[slender pivot]

Why you think it is called drugs wars? You better know how to drive

All i know is i want to bang the blond and cap the wrestler

See the teaser screen

[daring frost]

I’m happy to get the key to a key vehicle that is a key.

[slender pivot]

That makes it 2 shorthaired blonds i wanna bang and cant. Lol

Yep, ms baker, best ass in the game

Even mentioned in a mission

[solid edge]

I need help with prison break setup

Im new bruv

[slender pivot]

I have to host them for the achievement

I mean i still have my act3 finale to finish

Depends

For what

Lol you cant chose the planes in smugglers run buddy

They chose for you

Did you do smugglers?

Because that is not how it works

Dude i have all major planes

They NEVER let me chose

Yes ofc

That yes

But you cant start with them

So

Hydra

More options

I normally do

But b aware in some sell missions you have no choice

Hydra

Hydra

It can wipeout most things

Although taking out 5 lazers with a p45 is hilarious

[wintry heron]

i made a lot of money today compared to usual sheesh

i made like 4m today

[paper shadow]

thats crazy but who asked

[olive ermine]

cayo?

[low lagoon]

What best heli to air freigt jobs!?

Hunter or akula?

[crude gazelle]

Akula

[odd canopy]

I've been using akula and it's been great so far, fast and really really agile

[graceful star]

Something weird happened to me yesterday, suddenly I got all the weapons in the game although I didn't buy them and I can't customize them in my weapon locker,someone did tell me to restart the game but still nothing happens I still have them

Any idea what happened ?

[low lagoon]

Ty

[dense oar]

Can’t post a image but gta 4 is on sale

So i just thought i’d let you guys know

[crude gazelle]

Good game

Better story than gta 5

[odd canopy]

Agreed

[waxen field]

i like to play gta 😃

[crude gazelle]

ok

[rotund bear]

Hi

Is anyone want to play with me right now?

I need friends

[wheat burrow]

Hey Guys, can any one help me sell my bunker buisness. Teleport in public lobby with out destruction.<<<Need Modder>>>

[crude gazelle]

💀💀

[odd canopy]

Lol

[grim minnow]

||I WAS IN PARIS||

[wicked flicker]

anyone know how I can find my gun locker in the bunker?

[dry night]

hi

got a problem with windows 11, I canot make a solo public session

[gleaming radish]

task manager -> pause gta5.exe 10 seconds before hitting resume

[dry night]

canot pause

[gleaming radish]

idk then, i got windows 7 mate

[dry night]

oh

i did the method on window 10 with my old pc

and it worked

[proven drum]

do y’all think the dlc is gonna be W or L

[timid eagle]

Mid

[gleaming radish]

im mostly interested in the quality of life updates, the day theres a way to disable auto-loot, snack with only the use of one keybind & the game runs on dedicated servers then im happy

[proven drum]

i thought the mod would agree to the dlc 😭😭

[timid eagle]

I mean

Im not in any way related to rockstar

Finna call it out for what it is

[proven drum]

ion blame you 😭

i would but ion have any good weapons on ps4 version

[timid eagle]

Nah itll be aight

[proven drum]

sorry i can’t help

i’m technically a random with bad weapons lol

[gleaming radish]

and i think the update is mostly just a reason to drip feed some breaking bad & hippie themed stuff whilst making fun of climate activists blocking the roads in gta online
or potentially even trying to "wrap things up" before they move into 100% focusing on gta6

they probably realized by now its best to start summarizing the online experience by meeting the previous characters for replayability purpose by working for them so that theres replayability factors keeping gtao alive even once gta6 hits

[proven drum]

i’m glad we can hide contacts

that’s technically what the dlc is like a breaking bad game

imagine people dressed up as gus and jesse 😂

ion use the hangar period

[gleaming radish]

they seem to be working on the competitive aspects of gta too but i think itll probably be released around new years eve

[proven drum]

that’s the only business ion use

the cars that are "dripfed" better be worth it

and don’t change the fucking release dates of em

cause like that day we were supposed to get the camaro and they gave us that damn brioso 300 widebody

[timid eagle]

Finally

[proven drum]

aye yo stripper contacts 😀

[proven drum]

lol i’m tired of Dom calling me 😒

like bro ur dead how are u still alive

nah i like them lol

they hilarious

especially when kdj says motherfucker 😂

it’s hilarious

[crude gazelle]

motherfucker

[proven drum]

he stay saying motherfucker

😂😂

i mean lester don’t respect our character either when we hang up

[timid eagle]

Fr bruh when in reality we should be the owners of all of san andreas

[proven drum]

😂

exactly we technically own los santos

[crude gazelle]

Nah the ammunation guy

[proven drum]

cause we are very unpredictable

😂😂

i remember that

when we first go there

they is a freaky ass couple

now sess i like her

[timid eagle]

Shes alr

But still

Them bitches suck fr

[proven drum]

😂😂

[timid eagle]

quite literally

[proven drum]

pavel still never gotten to see the light of day ☹️

[timid eagle]

His voice makes me wanna die tbh

[crude gazelle]

theyre both annoying, they always so fuckin flirty

[proven drum]

they needs to release a dlc when we can bring him to the surface 🥺

[crude gazelle]

Especially on superdollar deal finale

[proven drum]

i feel bad for pavel

[proven drum]

i like the lost contract

[crude gazelle]

I wonder how much money pavel made from his cut of pericos

[proven drum]

😂😂

now when u do that IAA contract that was hilarious asf

[wintry heron]

he is probably almost as rich as letster by now

maybe even more

prolly not

[proven drum]

imagine still having to pay for to get the cops off you

[crude gazelle]

True

What an L xd

[proven drum]

very much an L

i rather not pay

[crude gazelle]

true

[wintry heron]

what ya taling about

[crude gazelle]

Imagine paying a grand to remove 5 stars

[proven drum]

when u call lester to get the cops off you

[proven drum]

[wintry heron]

how do you guys get cops off you

[proven drum]

call lester lol

[crude gazelle]

or hide

[proven drum]

aka creepy uncle lester

[wintry heron]

so why you saying imagine paying leester

[crude gazelle]

we dont have to pay to remove the cops unlike yall

[wintry heron]

#relatable

[proven drum]

ur not a OG if u don’t hide in the sewers

[wintry heron]

i do not and i am not an og

[crude gazelle]

Fr i always hide in sewers when i cant call lester

[proven drum]

lol 😂

[lethal lantern]

Real

[proven drum]

especially if u play single player and u do the jewel store heist and they go in the tunnel on the highway

that’s where i always go

[wintry heron]

weird ass tunnle

scary

[crude gazelle]

not really

[proven drum]

imagine having to hide from mercenaries

[crude gazelle]

true

[wintry heron]

i rememeber first time i did casino i had not wtched any tutorial prolly did the worst setups completed it with a friend in three hours , made like 900 k total lol

[proven drum]

just use a toreador or any weaponized vehicle lol

[lethal lantern]

Fuck Casino heist

[wintry heron]

no one joins setup invites at all

[lethal lantern]

Setups take to long

[proven drum]

most of our game time is in a loading screen 😂😂

[wintry heron]

fuck casino heist

[proven drum]

very

[crude gazelle]

setups usually take me an hour or under

[proven drum]

i never done it to completion

[wintry heron]

but the main finalle is much more fun than cayo tbh

[proven drum]

i only use my arcade to check on my business and collect my money that’s it lol

[wintry heron]

lol

[lethal lantern]

ME

[crude gazelle]

Thats exactly why i do it with ppl i know

[proven drum]

and sometimes the drone

[wintry heron]

i am the one who messes it up

[lethal lantern]

Real

[proven drum]

it’s hilarious

[wintry heron]

same

[proven drum]

to fuck with high levels

[wintry heron]

same

[proven drum]

yep it’s coming out tomorrow

[lethal lantern]

Erm

[wintry heron]

maths cringe

[lethal lantern]

Do we get the snow map?

[proven drum]

who likes imani

[proven drum]

i think so

i love imani

[crude gazelle]

this chat is filled with cmm or doomsday cmm ppl

[timid eagle]

[proven drum]

lol never do doomsday cmm

that shit is too hard

[crude gazelle]

doomsday cmm wasnt that bad for me

[proven drum]

😀

[wintry heron]

doomsday cmm people what does that mena

[proven drum]

[crude gazelle]

ppl with doomsday cmm role

[lethal lantern]

Only did doomsday once for fun never touching it again

[wintry heron]

the hell is cmm

[crude gazelle]

Criminal mastermind

[timid eagle]

Understandable

[proven drum]

criminal mastermind

[wintry heron]

oh i thought of cum

[lethal lantern]

[crude gazelle]

Ngl i feel like ive been distancing from heists recently

[proven drum]

i love act 1 that’s the easiest act

[timid eagle]

[crude gazelle]

and also rlly fun

[proven drum]

[lethal lantern]

Fr I just let my businesses make money for me n the background while I do what I want

[proven drum]

act 2 its too simple

[crude gazelle]

me and nxghtmare got elite on act 1 like 20 mins ago, almost missed by 1 enemy

[proven drum]

cause i’m mostly on shore

[crude gazelle]

nah i meant to say 20 mins ago

[proven drum]

act 3 it’s a bit hard

i hate that setup

there’s a slight chance someone might die

it’s a slim chance someone might die

[crude gazelle]

Act 3 is not that bad, just a bit boring

[proven drum]

i hate juggs

[crude gazelle]

Minigun, simple

[lethal lantern]

What’s the setup where your fighting the robots in the junk yard.

I think it was on act 3

[crude gazelle]

rescue agent 14

[proven drum]

now that mission with ulp were a bit fun

[lethal lantern]

Most painful setup of the who doomsday

while

while

[proven drum]

whole

[lethal lantern]

whole

[crude gazelle]

ngl after a bit i found escort ulp really boring

[proven drum]

lol 😂

[lethal lantern]

Fuck autocorrect

[crude gazelle]

You literally can do nothing

[wintry heron]

i have heard they exoensive as hell the explosive bullet

likd 300k for 20 bullets

[crude gazelle]

Not really, like 14k

[proven drum]

so who’s the most hated character in gta online other than lester

[lethal lantern]

15k

[proven drum]

😂

[wintry heron]

14 k for how many bullets

[proven drum]

i wish mimi and hao were the people we could work with to do the missions with instead of kdj and sess

[crude gazelle]

14k for 40

[lethal lantern]

Only use explosives when there a jet user in my lobbies

[proven drum]

why can’t we buy explosive ammo in the interaction menu 😒

😭

[lethal lantern]

Call the terrobite

Probably spelled it wrong

[wintry heron]

are kosatka missiles worth it ?

[lethal lantern]

Yes and No

[proven drum]

not really

i only use it to blow up the heli when i do the weapons mission for cayo

[lethal lantern]

Orbital Cannon at home:

[proven drum]

[silk raven]

whats the new business again

[proven drum]

Acid Lab

[lethal lantern]

Amazing

[silk raven]

got any ideas how much will it pay?

[proven drum]

nope

probably 1-2 million

[silk raven]

well whats your thoughts about it

[lethal lantern]

All I care about in this update is that I can hide contacts in my phone

[silk raven]

does it run like a mc business?

[proven drum]

yea i think so

[silk raven]

true

[proven drum]

i’m hiding dom

[silk raven]

we are gonna get fast traveling taxis yeah?

[proven drum]

yep

[silk raven]

if theres only a way to block npc so they can stop calling you

[proven drum]

excuse me 😀

[crude gazelle]

U guys should try ulp missions if you're low ranked, 20k rp

[silk raven]

yOu DonT kNow mMe but i knOw YOU!

eh?

[proven drum]

ULP says that 😂

[crude gazelle]

I was like rank 290 yesterday and now im 298

[proven drum]

i’m 303

[silk raven]

too busy with my autoshop, just bought it like 2 days ago

[proven drum]

most definitely

[wintry heron]

i am 69

[silk raven]

doing mini heists are fun

[proven drum]

aye yo

[wintry heron]

i am not joking

or 67

[proven drum]

i wish every heist were like the autoshop missions

[wintry heron]

something like that

[crude gazelle]

Oh then u should definitely try it u can rank up very quickly

[proven drum]

two setups and 1 finale

[silk raven]

nice

[wintry heron]

try what

[crude gazelle]

Ulp missions

[proven drum]

agent ulp missions

[silk raven]

and pays like 500-800 grand am i right

[proven drum]

wait a minute ain’t his name bernard

[proven drum]

yea the leader gets that

[wintry heron]

what happens from leveling up

[lethal lantern]

Is the ULP missions that yellow one near Maze bank office building in the city

[proven drum]

[crude gazelle]

Did she just call me? Tell her thats a disciplinary matter!

[silk raven]

well u unlock certain things

like maximum health

[crude gazelle]

[wintry heron]

like the machine gun

[proven drum]

[silk raven]

yeah some weaponry

[crude gazelle]

lol

[proven drum]

tbh the cleanup mission with the juggs were a bit scary

[lethal lantern]

Cope

[silk raven]

lol what mode u playing right now

i mean like what game mode

u heisting?

[wintry heron]

fuc randoms though

i hate it

[crude gazelle]

Hah, randoms

[proven drum]

oh nah ur done for

[silk raven]

i got the avenger but i dont remember doing any setup missions for it

[crude gazelle]

You couldve drove off yk?

[proven drum]

u could’ve trip skipped

why’d u let him drive in the first place lol

[wintry heron]

i think i am gonna start playing gtao again i have been playing gowr

[crude gazelle]

Hes new, let him be xd

[silk raven]

lmao gowr goated

[lethal lantern]

vehicle access to passengers only

[proven drum]

oof

prolly typing to fast

[wintry heron]

skill issue

[silk raven]

acid lab huh could be better than coke could be worse than forgery

[lethal lantern]

Hell no no way it will be worse then weed

[proven drum]

ion use forgery

[silk raven]

isnt vehicle cargo going to get some buffs in the next update?

[proven drum]

eh not necessarily

[crude gazelle]

imagine dragons - misery

[silk raven]

before, i do the 4 mc business but now i only do the white stuff

too many things to handle you know

[wintry heron]

vehicle cargo i hate that

[proven drum]

i love that

[silk raven]

could be better

[proven drum]

i just hate getting shot at

[wintry heron]

they pay like 150k an hour

[lethal lantern]

Cocaine and Meth and Bunker that’s what I live off of

[crude gazelle]

So?

At least they pay

[silk raven]

i dont do meth, since 1 resupply gives you like 1-2 vehicles

too lazy

[lethal lantern]

I buy my supplies

[silk raven]

me too

[wintry heron]

me too

[silk raven]

and sell in public lobbies

[lethal lantern]

Cope

[crude gazelle]

Bcuz its funny

[lethal lantern]

I stole all my supplies when I was doing research

[proven drum]

u should only do meth, coke, and counterfeit

[silk raven]

yeah i bought the farm house before just out of curiosity

[wintry heron]

sometimes i take my terrobyte and check people id what they do in their free time do they hook up, i have notcied that greefer have a lot more hookups than a normal player

[silk raven]

but as soon as i got my return of investment i immediately shut down the business

ed

[proven drum]

now nightclub and bunker make money than another business

[wintry heron]

any updates on gta 6

[proven drum]

nope

they still focusing on gta 5 lol

[stuck jasper]

why tf gtaO running so bad on old gen

[proven drum]

rockstar games has a skill issue

yes

[stuck jasper]

goddamn greedy mfs

[proven drum]

[wintry heron]

what do you think about gta 6 having a female protagnist

[stuck jasper]

i mean its just Sad bruh, like Gta is a game first released on Ps3 and xbox 360 THEY STRECH IT ON 3 GENERATIONS OF CONSOLES

[proven drum]

the only reason why i bought new gen cause my game keeps freezing and cutting off on its own

[stuck jasper]

rdo is dead

[proven drum]

very dead

[stuck jasper]

they don’t give a f about that

like they don’t give a f about old gen users

[proven drum]

sad

[wintry heron]

why they gonna do that when they can milk gtao

[stuck jasper]

that would be cool but they just was indifferent asf with rdo

good thing that rdr2 story is good

[proven drum]

i’ve never gotten into read dead

[stuck jasper]

its not hard to optimise a 2013 game on ps4 and xbox one

Fr

[proven drum]

[wintry heron]

that is rockstar for ya

[lethal lantern]

Me watching people complain about RD

[proven drum]

😭😭

[stuck jasper]

i expect that the new update gonna Make everything even worse on old gen consoles

[proven drum]

i agree

[wintry heron]

me trying to be prt of conversation not even having played red dead redemption

2

[proven drum]

gta for old gen is so laggy

[stuck jasper]

rdr2 is a masterpiece

[lethal lantern]

Tbh it’s not that bad on old gen

[stuck jasper]

f their gtao i better just play some rdr2

[wintry heron]

the acting was good though

[stuck jasper]

and for no reason either

just greediness

[proven drum]

ok quick question who did y’all kill in gta story mode
michael or trevor or let them both live

[wintry heron]

it almost feels like they made it worse so we would go on new gen

[lethal lantern]

Me who hasn’t even gotten 1/4 of the way though the story mode

[proven drum]

imagine being r* games

[stuck jasper]

like last gen consoles can still run gtao comfortably is they just lazy to optimised it

and greedy too

frfr

[wintry heron]

devin weston

[lethal lantern]

It’s no unplayable tho💀

[proven drum]

like it’s a billion dollar company and u can’t fix ur game

[stuck jasper]

Option C

[proven drum]

same

[stuck jasper]

still the experience is pretty crap

[wintry heron]

there is no reason to choose a or b

[proven drum]

i mean there is a bit of a good reason to kill trevor

[stuck jasper]

idgaf about trevor tbh

[lethal lantern]

Real

[proven drum]

trevor was a bit weird

[clever furnace]

i never played the story mode

[proven drum]

scooter brothers

[wintry heron]

trevor was a sociopath

[proven drum]

i’ve seen darkviperau play it

[stuck jasper]

he was the result of a broken home and he was a goddamn maniac so i can’t really feel sorry for killing him

but arthur morgan

was something else..

[proven drum]

now gta san andreas mission where u burry that guy in a port a potty is very fucked up

exactly

that’s mission was taken too deep

that’s the most fucked up mission in gta

oh hell yea

poor mr.k

the IAA were already hitting him with a flashlight 🔦

[wintry heron]

Anyone help me sell my bunker on playstation 4

[proven drum]

i meant FIB

oh

i thought it was FIB

Daveyyy how you doing 😗

[stuck jasper]

that mission was pretty f up

[proven drum]

i think u were able to skip that mission idk

oof

major oof

[stuck jasper]

yea fr almost feeling his pain

yikes

[wintry heron]

i wonder why trvor killed floyd what did he do

[proven drum]

i can’t remember which one i used

oh yeah i forgot about them

deborah and floyd

[stuck jasper]

i mean maybe debra killed floyd and trevor killed debra

[proven drum]

debra was just psychotic like trevor

wade was like a child

[stuck jasper]

Goddamn

she was cheating

BOB

[proven drum]

it’s giving amanda sister

[stuck jasper]

well michael cheated too at some point, but floyd really thought she loved him

[proven drum]

get out of my condo 😂

[stuck jasper]

yea

f bob

[proven drum]

ok be honest what was y’all favorite mission from story mode

[wintry heron]

i am gonna do tht

[stuck jasper]

the last one like option C was pretty epic idk

[proven drum]

i like the big score and option c

[wintry heron]

last mission option c

or the first jewl store heist

[stuck jasper]

gta v story wasn’t nothing too crazy or special

the character development was pretty weak and the plot eh

[proven drum]

i wish we could add a chaos mod

[stuck jasper]

in my opinion

yep that fat mf

watched professional video too

[proven drum]

chaos mod and rainbomizer would be a bit fun

[gleaming radish]

i agree, most jobs in storymode is pretty average at best and in a general sense, i feel the jewelry was the most immersive experience
but i also liked the vibe of the merryweather attacks/heists and how it literally has an effect on the stockmarket which makes the game feel so alive

[proven drum]

like every 15-30 seconds there would be an affect

i hate merryweather

[stuck jasper]

atleast rdr2 was a masterpiece but the recent problems where they pretty much try to kill gtaO on old gen damn

[proven drum]

that’s crazy

and there’s a reference to gta 4 in story mode as well

[gleaming radish]

would be cool if we had immersive gameplayer changes online that allows you to invest in the stockmarket or even seeing supply problems in the game world or something

[proven drum]

when michael and lester were about to scope out the jewel store

and they were referencing our gta online character in story mode as well

[wintry heron]

michael

which is the best vehicle weapon in game

[proven drum]

u a good franklin

[wintry heron]

which is the most powerful vehicle in game not including jets

[proven drum]

check #📸┃gta-media

they were referencing our gta online character in story mode as well

[fading narwhal]

If you're going for pure power AA trailer's flak cannon

[proven drum]

oh yeah

that shit is a bit overpowered

[fading narwhal]

Don't think so

It doesn't have a lot of range and it isn't hitscan

[proven drum]

still can get killed

[fading narwhal]

Ik

[wintry heron]

tommorow i will be getting my test results back

[fading narwhal]

For what

[proven drum]

wym

what type of test 🤨

[fading narwhal]

Drug test

[proven drum]

😂

[wintry heron]

bruh what the hell a test a goddamn tests test you give in school

[fading narwhal]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[proven drum]

oh u gotta be specific

[fading narwhal]

What test tho

Like what subject

[proven drum]

[fading narwhal]

Meth math is nice

[proven drum]

chestry???

[wintry heron]

math scinece english everything

[proven drum]

[fading narwhal]

Do you think you did good

[wintry heron]

nah math not nice but meth is nice

[fading narwhal]

🤨

[wintry heron]

except hindi yeah

[proven drum]

[wintry heron]

yeah love it

keep wondering

[timid eagle]

Possibly a nightclub style business

because of the custom brickade

[proven drum]

yea it’s gonna be in a van

[timid eagle]

Maybe some custom sell vehicles

We will have custom brickade

So

[proven drum]

check #📸┃gta-media

[timid eagle]

Who knows

[wintry heron]

DAMN

[proven drum]

i heard people say the acid lab gonna be in the brickade custom

[fading narwhal]

Think 10 mil will get you the property and 2-4 cars

[wintry heron]

i hate the cayo research setup the map is so damn laggy

[proven drum]

nah gta wouldn’t get that realistic

have we forgotten about clifford

nah Dax

cause i feel like we go see more of Dax than Ron

imagine they postpone the release date today

[fading narwhal]

A day before the dlc?

Wait it's tomorrow right

[proven drum]

yep

[fading narwhal]

Nice

I wonder how we don't have a trailer still

[proven drum]

i mean they did that to the camaro

[fading narwhal]

Lol to content of the dlc not the dlc itself

Content that wasn't announced for any day anyways

[proven drum]

i mean they scrapped the cops and crooks dlc

[fading narwhal]

Content that wasn't announced for any day anyways?

Lmao

[proven drum]

😂

[wintry heron]

is elden ring a good game i mean like if i wanted to play a game in which i have to do multiple attmemtps to defeat simple enemies i would just do maths

[proven drum]

i might make gus

[gleaming radish]

theyve released new big dlcs this day every few years now

[fading narwhal]

💀

[gleaming radish]

we're one day a part this time

[fading narwhal]

I'm hype tbh

[proven drum]

i mean elden ring did win game of the year

[gleaming radish]

like this actual day, doomsday, casino etc

[fading narwhal]

L

[gleaming radish]

why would they suddenly delay it with a day apart this time ?

[fading narwhal]

Common peter griffin L

L

[shell violet]

Morning

[fading narwhal]

Hi 🤣

[proven drum]

morning sir lol

[wintry heron]

Morning

[proven drum]

aye yo

[fading narwhal]

Nah

[proven drum]

[shell violet]

That’s a new one, cockstar 😂

[proven drum]

so no one saw that

[wintry heron]

cockstar i like that cockstar

[fading narwhal]

Huh

[proven drum]

[fading narwhal]

Real tbh

[proven drum]

"go fuck ur momma in the keister" - normal gta npc

[wintry heron]

what

[fading narwhal]

Most polite gta npc

[shell violet]

They be saying some weird shit fr

[wintry heron]

fr

[proven drum]

"no i don’t miss your ten inch dick you know why cause you sold my dog for crack"- gta npc

[shell violet]

Then gets mad and scared at us when we pull out the AR-15 😂

[fading narwhal]

😐

[wintry heron]

i remember a conversation" no i dont miss that big dick of yours you know why BECAUSE YOU SOLD MY DOG FOR BEER

[proven drum]

[wintry heron]

sanest gta npc

sanest gta npc

[fading narwhal]

I feel like both a trailer and a new newswire article should come out soon

Like a detailed newswire tho

[shell violet]

Same

[proven drum]

"i searched the new color of yarn 😂" - gta npc

[fading narwhal]

After everything leaked lmao

[solid edge]

Can anyone help me make money

[proven drum]

gta npc compliments ur car

[visual venture]

Pull a “now live” reveal only for the severs to be down 💀

[shell violet]

YOU HEAR ME, SHITDICK? 😂 that’s prob a top 3 for me

[proven drum]

i’m gonna shit down ur neck- gta npc

[visual venture]

My personal fave has to be “INBRED DICKWAD!”

[fading narwhal]

Lol I once tried the npc to compliment my car but I did it in a gang location by accident so my car got all shot up lmao

[proven drum]

cops in gta - "killing makes my dick hard"

[visual venture]

Cant forget the iconic

[proven drum]

🤣🤣

[shell violet]

“When you get home, ima smell your dick!”

[proven drum]

menedaz always dying

[wintry heron]

man whoever wrote those lines must have been on some drugs

[visual venture]

“I’m a fuckin marine!” And maybe- maybe! The one that sounds like a COD zombie lol

[proven drum]

yes they are 😂

stop the got damn car

too many caps sir

[shell violet]

You want a war! You got itttttt

[fading narwhal]

Bro those lines of enemies shooting you are so annoying

"iLl kIll yOu 😫"

[shell violet]

No you won’t, *shoots him 😂

[fading narwhal]

drop the weapOoOoOoOon

[cyan sparrow]

yo wahst the fastest car in game

[fading narwhal]

Fastest around a lap or top speed

[wintry heron]

vigilante idk

[cyan sparrow]

where do i get that

hell no

[fading narwhal]

And like weaponized vehicle or just a common vehicle

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[proven drum]

"shoot this asshole"

[cyan sparrow]

common

where do i get those

[proven drum]

you maggot

[fading narwhal]

man dOOooOoOOooOown

[shell violet]

My Autarch that I won is pretty fast (I know I spelled it wrong lol)

[fading narwhal]

Autarch

[cyan sparrow]

where do i buy that

[fading narwhal]

Legendary

[shell violet]

Legendary motor

[fading narwhal]

Motor

😭

[proven drum]

"cover me"

[fading narwhal]

They just look at the body and leave lmao

[shell violet]

😂💀