🚔┃gta-discussion

[smoky bane]

i dont know if i want to sell it even on a game

[slender pivot]

We literally kill the guy at the casino entrance every time!

[arctic mango]

Don't worry, just call your crew and they'll do a Prison Break MK2 to bust you out 😂

[slender pivot]

I once shot a flare in his arse!

[smoky bane]

lmao thanks man

[arctic mango]

Love how the valet sometimes has had it and punches back lol

[slender pivot]

ALL we do in the game gets us 1000 years in jail

[arctic mango]

proceeds to casually slaughter 10s of NPCs on the del Perro with a truck

[slender pivot]

Have you ever thrown a molotov to the floor of the vanilla unicorn? Priceless

[smoky bane]

i barely sell weed and i dont sell any other drugs

[arctic mango]

I once had a guy with a bounty just watching the girl dance so I busted in and lit the place up lol

[smoky bane]

ive got an image to keep up lollllllll

ive got time thanks again

[loud knot]

Nah song sneak was ass

[slender pivot]

Yep. Seeing the girl light on fire along with the customers

[arctic mango]

"that girl is on fire" guess she deserved the $$

[loud knot]

Cayo is broken

[slender pivot]

Besides shes got a new cool stagename, Crispy, what is she complaining about

[arctic mango]

I know, I got GTA + but started getting tequila out of nowhere

[arctic mango]

🔥

[slender pivot]

Why?

[loud knot]

My game crashed 2 times yesterday when i was trying to use the cutting torch

💀

[loud knot]

Even tho it was working perfectly earlier

And its not a skill issue so stfu 🤓 @hybrid grotto

[arctic mango]

Idk worked fine for me when I was getting tequila and diamond

[loud knot]

Everything is a skill issue for u 💀

Stop with yo damn e girl servers 🤓

[hybrid grotto]

Stfu gimp

[timid eagle]

E girl server

[timid eagle]

Yo momma

[trail spear]

at least he has 1

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

[timid eagle]

Everyone has 1

[trail spear]

everyone, but you

[hybrid grotto]

Na not an orphan

[trail spear]

your adopted

[timid eagle]

[trail spear]

your dad left

[timid eagle]

You wish

Im not american

So no

My dad didn’t leave

[trail spear]

never siad you were american

[hybrid grotto]

Wtf has that got to do with ur da leaving

[timid eagle]

the dad left thing is american

[hybrid grotto]

Not really

Happens everywhere

[timid eagle]

It is

Most of the time

[trail spear]

no it aint lol

dads fuck off all over the word

not just america

[arctic mango]

Cayo is broken > skill issue > adopted #🚔┃gta-discussion never fails lol 😂

[timid eagle]

Mostly america

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

[hybrid grotto]

Mostly global

[timid eagle]

nah

[trail spear]

ikr 🤣

it is global

happens in most countries

[timid eagle]

Mainly america

[oblique furnace]

Lol

[trail spear]

don't cry nightmare

[hybrid grotto]

Mainly global
Happens here a lot too

[timid eagle]

[timid eagle]

Where is here

[trail spear]

https://tenor.com/view/when-harry-met-sally-tissue-stare-gif-16174840

[hybrid grotto]

Here

[timid eagle]

here but where

[oblique furnace]

Just to let you guys know I don’t like men adults on gta 5

[hybrid grotto]

Over here

[trail spear]

over here and nearly there

[timid eagle]

[hybrid grotto]

Over the hedge

[timid eagle]

Which hedge

[trail spear]

the green 1

[hybrid grotto]

The one ur dad escaped over

[timid eagle]

[hybrid grotto]

[trail spear]

https://tenor.com/view/ohpo-gif-22649006

[timid eagle]

wrong again

[trail spear]

i am correct

[timid eagle]

correct that you are wrong

Idek

[arctic mango]

They need to add some sort of boxing club to gta, I'm getting tired of punching random civis to increase strength

[hybrid grotto]

Like in ballad of gay tony

[trail spear]

if your dad did ever come back it would only for 30 secs to tell you how much od a dissapointment you are

[arctic mango]

Fr like I have under 2 bars lol 😂 all else is maxed

[hybrid grotto]

Just under 3 lol

Stealth is even less

[arctic mango]

Stealth I got full

Like I won't go into survival and sweat my off to just earn 1/5th of a bar lol

[remote dune]

what buisness is 3x money this week

2x

[arctic mango]

Bunker

2x

[remote dune]

alr

[arctic mango]

With new DLC on Tuesday air freight will be permanently 3x

[hybrid grotto]

Bunker
Exotic export
Bunker weapon delivery

[remote dune]

is exotic export vechile cargo

[arctic mango]

The bunker weapon delivery to Ammu nation is easy 100k

[hybrid grotto]

No

[hybrid grotto]

Go to the office assistant and its the bottom option

[remote dune]

how much roughly does it earn

[hybrid grotto]

100k

For 2 mins

[arctic mango]

Exotic export too? You mean Lupe?

[remote dune]

is there a cool-down

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah 20 mins or 48 can’t remember

[arctic mango]

Oh I'm putting her ass to work then lol

[hybrid grotto]

Not in the warehouse

The office export

[arctic mango]

Yeah but I have to source it through the warehouse cause she's only there

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah but thats not on offer

[arctic mango]

7.5k to get 100k later - fair deal to me lol

[hybrid grotto]

No

@arctic mango
Go to the office assistant and choose the bottom option to deliver exotic export

Its on a flatbed lorry

[arctic mango]

I know, but doesn't that accumulate after you send Lupe out? I remember her texting one time to say that she got extra stuff and if I want to sell it I need to talk to assistant in office

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah thats the one

[arctic mango]

Yeah that's what I'm on about

[trail garden]

can anyone help me with gta v survey?

[hybrid grotto]

Talk to the assistant

Thats whats double money

[arctic mango]

Is it capped at a certain amount or does it stack the more you send Lupe out?

[hybrid grotto]

U get between 1 and 3 crates

[remote dune]

what’s best way to make money? while waiting for bunker to stock up and cayo cool-down

[hybrid grotto]

Source special cargo

[arctic mango]

Autoshop contracts, CEO crates and Franklin payphone hits

[remote dune]

alr thanks

[frozen valve]

does anyone know how to fix your save data cannot be loaded from rockstar cloud server??

[hybrid grotto]

No we dont

[arctic mango]

No idea mate

[worthy trench]

Where do you check your favourite bike?

[celest marsh]

I would go to customer support lol. Probably be the better way!

[frozen valve]

i did already

twice

[celest marsh]

Oh.

[raw briar]

Is the car at LUXURY AUTOS is worth it?

[celest marsh]

Wha did they say?

[hybrid grotto]

Think it says it under the bike u selct in the mc bit

[celest marsh]

Depending on the price and what it is!

[frozen valve]

first time they put me in a live chat with a tech support i waited 1 hour and no reply😂

[celest marsh]

Oh. I'm sorry to hear. I would say restart your internet or mabey PC. But I use console so idk if that would even work!

[worthy trench]

In game ?

[hybrid grotto]

Yes

[worthy trench]

Interaction menu?

[hybrid grotto]

Yes

[celest marsh]

If you like the car and it's a better price then the online section then sure buy it. But don't buy it if it's discounted in the in-game stores. Go to them and buy it. That's my advice.

[raw briar]

Corsita 1,2 mil

[frozen valve]

tried everything i look at tutorial reddit yt even asking in ytber dc server but nth work 😭

[raw briar]

Ohhh okayy thanksss

[rotund raven]

[arctic mango]

If I buy someone's vehicle at car meet, do I pay the vehicle price plus full upgrades cost?

[rotund raven]

no just the vehicle

[arctic mango]

Just the vehicle price? Nice

[loud knot]

[rotund raven]

i’m thinking about eating honey covered chicken

[loud knot]

What Vehicle

[loud knot]

Share some

[wintry heron]

I’m thinking about eating a chicken that’s alive

[arctic mango]

Any, asking in general

[loud knot]

Ohh

[rotund raven]

if it’s alive just kill it

and put some sauce

[loud knot]

Poor chicken

[random echo]

o_o

[rotund raven]

but i want cow and a chicken

because me like beef and chicken

[wintry heron]

Are you a vegan

[rotund raven]

imagine being a vegan

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-kek-bttv-twitch-emote-gif-15123134

[wintry heron]

Fr

[random echo]

couldn't be me tbh

[rotund raven]

yupp

[random echo]

i do love steak a lil too much

[rotund raven]

me too

[wintry heron]

Ong

[loud knot]

No

[rotund raven]

[random echo]

my gta character is vegan

[rotund raven]

[random echo]

all they do is drink alcohol

[loud knot]

I had a Hamburger a few days ago wth 😭

[rotund raven]

[midnight kernel]

What about snacks they eat

[wintry heron]

Are you sure it wasn’t made from plants

[rotund raven]

macbeth liquor?

[random echo]

they might be vegan cuz its all candy

[loud knot]

Im sure

Fuck vegan

[wintry heron]

My gta character has diabetes for eating to many snack’s during missions

[rotund raven]

mines too

they need insulin

[random echo]

that just came to mind, that our characters literally just eat candy and drink alcohol

[outer depot]

Why is cayo perico heist bugged for me

[rotund raven]

because i said so

[midnight kernel]

My stupid cousin tried it
He ended up in hospital in two days

[rotund raven]

that’s why

[random echo]

that's a terrible diet

[rotund raven]

[loud knot]

Someone tried to rob me on dank in there server 💀 @random echo

[oblique furnace]

Idk

Lol

Yo

[random echo]

im passive cuz im a pussy

[oblique furnace]

Josh

[rotund raven]

i love that

[loud knot]

Wth

[loud knot]

What

[random echo]

me too

[wintry heron]

next person to type is vegan

[oblique furnace]

Wanna play gta 5 when I get home

Lol

[random echo]

^^^

[loud knot]

You ain't on ps4 💀

[oblique furnace]

Yes

[wintry heron]

[rotund raven]

next person to type is carnivore

me

[oblique furnace]

Lol

[rotund raven]

[wintry heron]

Me

[rotund raven]

[loud knot]

😂 lol

Next person to type likes tgg

[oblique furnace]

Lol

[rotund raven]

[oblique furnace]

I have a PS4

[random echo]

tgg replied to my comment

[oblique furnace]

Lmao

[loud knot]

You like tgg 🤨

[wintry heron]

next person to type has a crush on Jamal

[oblique furnace]

Ok

And

[random echo]

i said that the casino cant be 2 player because of the keycards in mantrap dude just said "they can remove them"

[loud knot]

Did he actually? 😂

[random echo]

[oblique furnace]

This is a gta server

[wintry heron]

[hybrid grotto]

What a gimp lol

[loud knot]

Next person to type likes venom

[rotund raven]

i’m thinking about getting discord nitro, my server stickers are way better than tgg and i been meaning to use them

[wintry heron]

😏

[rotund raven]

[oblique furnace]

Lol

[loud knot]

👀 ayoo

Next person to type likes slobby

[random echo]

shit i just got employed yesterday i could go for some nitro

[loud knot]

me

[rotund raven]

me

[oblique furnace]

Who here wanna do a car Meet

[random echo]

[wintry heron]

[trail spear]

your mum

[loud knot]

Next person to type likes akuma

[rotund raven]

you got great stickers??

[oblique furnace]

Lol

Cap

[loud knot]

Sassy wth 💀💀

[rotund raven]

next person to type has a big D

[random echo]

i'd have to join servers tbh i'm only in this and DCA

[vocal hearth]

Next person to type wants to cook meth

[rotund raven]

bruh

[wintry heron]

Bro likes everyone

[rotund raven]

[oblique furnace]

Xd

[vocal hearth]

Edd we need to cook meth

[analog coral]

Next person type is gay

[random echo]

hi

[rotund raven]

^

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

[random echo]

i purposely did that one 💀

[vocal hearth]

@rotund raven we need to cook meth

[wintry heron]

Next person to type likes big oily black men

[loud knot]

Next person to type loves elmo

[rotund raven]

how you do that

[random echo]

yes

fuck

[vocal hearth]

... uuuh

[loud knot]

Ayo

[wintry heron]

Forgot it was a gta discussion

[loud knot]

Next person to type is hot 😂

[vocal hearth]

Next person to type likes bbc

[analog coral]

Next person who types will host a heist for me and give me 80% cut

[random echo]

ok

fuck

[wintry heron]

Me

[timid eagle]

[rotund raven]

or bmw

[analog coral]

Give me my money

[rotund raven]

i can’t

[random echo]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-gif-18453366

[wintry heron]

Next person to type has to give me 5$

[vocal hearth]

When trailer? :(

[timid eagle]

Smd

[rotund raven]

@analog coral

[analog coral]

Yes

[random echo]

noty

[timid eagle]

Aint nobody giving u 5 bucks

[arctic mango]

I swear I just refilled the bunker now I gotta do it all again it's empty lol

[wintry heron]

Give me my 5$

[timid eagle]

[rotund raven]

wrong person ping

[vocal hearth]

NO

[loud knot]

Next person to type has to walk around los santos

[wintry heron]

Ok

[rotund raven]

i can give you $1 on cashapp

[random echo]

next person to type has TwO DolLeRz

[timid eagle]

[wintry heron]

[random echo]

gta$

im not break rulez

plz

[rotund raven]

yes gta $

[random echo]

i have two dollerz in gta :-(

[wintry heron]

[random echo]

i rob pedestrians

[rotund raven]

you didn’t save up for dlc!?!?

[wintry heron]

Next person to type like kids

[rotund raven]

[random echo]

no!!! now only have one dollerrrrr

need sprunk

[rotund raven]

what about ecola

or dr thunder

[random echo]

sprunk is better

shoulda had it a long time ago

rockstar knew shit was underrated

[rotund raven]

how come rockstar doesn’t bring more soda drinks

[random echo]

probably one of the best things they've done in a while

[rotund raven]

like dr pepper or pepsi

[loud knot]

Next person to type loves trevor

[random echo]

we can only drink alcohol or soda, green juice

i really just want some water

[hybrid grotto]

Alcohol yes

[random echo]

my character be dehydrated asf

[loud knot]

Tell me how much u love Trevor 😂 @random echo

[random echo]

gotta go drink from the ocean

[random echo]

i do love trevor tbh

[trail spear]

yummy

[loud knot]

Nahh what

[random echo]

better than michael, dude boring

[hybrid grotto]

Like u lol

[wintry heron]

Next person to type likes my huge cok 😱

[loud knot]

.

[wintry heron]

Ayo

[rotund raven]

ok

[rotund raven]

[trail spear]

no

[wintry heron]

😭

[rotund raven]

[loud knot]

Mine lol

[burnt crescent]

guys

[random echo]

[hybrid grotto]

Girls

[burnt crescent]

what does a nightclub do?

i bought it

[loud knot]

Next person to type loves Aki

[burnt crescent]

❤️

[loud knot]

[burnt crescent]

i bought a nightclub what does it do?

[hybrid grotto]

R u for real?

[rotund raven]

it produces stuff

[burnt crescent]

yes

[loud knot]

Next person to type loves me

[rotund raven]

ok

[loud knot]

Ewww

[wintry heron]

[hybrid grotto]

How long have u played this game💀💀💀

[random echo]

nightclub is a passive income business, when you own the 5 MC businesses, the bunker, and special cargo...

it produces product for $$$

[burnt crescent]

i bought it 2 weeks ago

[loud knot]

Edd why 💀

[rotund raven]

i figured why not

[loud knot]

Next person to type gets slobby

[burnt crescent]

i thought u can start cayo perico heist from there

[rotund raven]

damn

[loud knot]

No

[hybrid grotto]

No lol

[rotund raven]

[random echo]

buy technicans and storage floors, and make sure you own businesses to generate product for it, it acts as a hub

[loud knot]

Aki leave slobby alone 😂

[wintry heron]

[random echo]

whut

[rotund raven]

how about an actual sloppy hoe

[burnt crescent]

i have a mc and bunker

[rotund raven]

[loud knot]

Next person to type gets venom

[burnt crescent]

how do i then?

[wintry heron]

😱

[rotund raven]

[loud knot]

Aki also gets venom!?

[random echo]

you'll need at least 4/5 MCs, the bunker, and maybe special cargo.

[loud knot]

damn 😭

[wintry heron]

[burnt crescent]

would a kostaka do?

[rotund raven]

bruh

[random echo]

im dead

[trail spear]

no

[burnt crescent]

what then?

[random echo]

at least i wish i was tbh

[burnt crescent]

~

[wintry heron]

When did you start playing gta

[trail spear]

avisa is the thing you want

[hybrid grotto]

A homeless person

[rotund raven]

next person to type gets @hybrid grotto

[burnt crescent]

2 weeks ago

[rotund raven]

wrong person

[random echo]

whole chat just fucking dies

[loud knot]

Aki wth

[rotund raven]

@trail spear this tbh

[wintry heron]

[trail spear]

what?

[loud knot]

Next person to type hates me

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

[burnt crescent]

bro is it illegal

[wintry heron]

I do

[loud knot]

[rotund raven]

next person gets sassy sasquatch

[loud knot]

Next person to type loves me

[random echo]

next person to type wants to get slobby with a hoe

[rotund raven]

me

[loud knot]

.

[rotund raven]

[wintry heron]

Is the hoe a baddie

[random echo]

we don't know

[burnt crescent]

how do i buy a submarine?

[wintry heron]

[loud knot]

My text sent right above

[random echo]

on craigslist

[rotund raven]

[hybrid grotto]

Rob homeless people

[wintry heron]

I bought my sub from eBay

[burnt crescent]

bro im fr

[arctic mango]

Phone > internet > Warstock Cache and Carry > Kosatka > $2 million > done

[burnt crescent]

damn ty fr

[hybrid grotto]

Watch gtaseries on YouTube

[arctic mango]

I also advise you get the sparrow

[loud knot]

How to buy the sub
step 1. Delete gta
step 2. Redownload gta
step 3. Buy the arcade and rob lester
step 4. Buy the sub

[hybrid grotto]

2.2million

[burnt crescent]

wut lvl do i need to be to buy it

[arctic mango]

2.2 ?

[hybrid grotto]

0

[burnt crescent]

wth is that?

[loud knot]

There

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah

[arctic mango]

Any, just as long as you got the dough needed

[burnt crescent]

it says locked

[wintry heron]

22million for sub

[arctic mango]

A small helicopter you store in the sub

[hybrid grotto]

Coz u need to go visit martin and then go to the music locker

[burnt crescent]

where can i buy it

[slender pivot]

When you are doing a smugglers run sell mission of a single crate for fun, and the mission for 10k is 3 helis with 6 drops!! LOOOOOOOOL

[burnt crescent]

oh alr

[loud knot]

@arctic mango any good loot on cayo

[arctic mango]

Lmao

[arctic mango]

Scoping one out now

[slender pivot]

this is so screwed...

[loud knot]

Cool

[rotund raven]

is there ever going to be a New Giga

[random echo]

i wonder the same thing

where is new giga

[loud knot]

Nah

[random echo]

old giga be outdated tbh

[loud knot]

Cayo at 1 pm? @random echo

[random echo]

bet

[arctic mango]

When GTA VI comes out lol, aka by the time grandkids have their grandkids

Man i want a new jet in GTA

[random echo]

damn i do be drunk tho, idk how im hungover at 11

i need help

[loud knot]

Just dont run in front of the Juggernaut

[arctic mango]

Lol

I don't drink before 12

[random echo]

lmfao

i just always feel half drunk the next morning

[loud knot]

Lol i was trying to escape and died tbh

[random echo]

like i never have headaches or throw up

[arctic mango]

Once I did we woke up at 10 after a party and went to gas station to get a 6 pack to cure hangover

[random echo]

i have a skill issue with alcohol for sure

lmfao

[arctic mango]

You calling out others for skill issue just so you ain't the only one with it?

[hybrid grotto]

Hey im an alcoholic

[random echo]

i've gone to my local gas station at 7 am to re-up a hangover

that's the worst i've done

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

[random echo]

i googled "when is the earliest time i can buy beer"

and deadass went as soon as it was legal

lmfao 💀

[arctic mango]

Been down that route, glad I got out (stuff that changes in your head after a ride in the back of a squad car)

[hybrid grotto]

Now that deserves an L lol

[echo dagger]

Bro if I leave my player afk on an helicopter flying in tall heights, will it increase my flying stats

[random echo]

maybe, i thought it increased as you were actively flying

[echo dagger]

Hmm

[random echo]

next person to type cute asf ngl

[arctic mango]

Option - skip velum flight to cayo but loose 50k in finale yes/no

[slender pivot]

yes

but how are you going to AFK in flight

[random echo]

might get kicked for being idle, but you never know maybe when the helicopter twitches it'll count

[slender pivot]

if he was on cons, a rubber spin would work; he is PC though

[random echo]

with pc i feel like you could just put a paperweight on your arrow keys or something

lol

[slender pivot]

same thing with stealth; engage stealth, walk in circles

[arctic mango]

I know it puts some strain on GTA servers but if you're in an inv only/priv session you should be able to be idle for more than 13mins imo

[slender pivot]

if you are able to make the character move... it counts

besides there are several ways in which you can afk

[random echo]

car meet or camera

[karmic wasp]

Bro los santos drug wars sounds sick

[arctic mango]

Yeah but I mean without rubbers or any other cheesy strats, I mean just stand in place type of idle like 30 mins would be fine for an inv only

[tepid crag]

im now playing gta on ps5 with ps4 version but do i keep the account if i download the ps5 online edition?

[random echo]

idk how to feel about the update, i'm more into the quality of life changes

[tepid crag]

and i wanna play both of the versions

[loud knot]

Lol

[random echo]

at least the new free car for heist challenge fits the theme of my garage, it'll be my last car in arcade

[arctic mango]

Once you upgrade to next gen version your old gen gets permanently deleted

[loud knot]

Nah

[tepid crag]

cant i have 2 different versions on my playstation?

[loud knot]

Almost finished with that essay :^

[random echo]

u sayin boss ugly?

[loud knot]

No lol

[random echo]

don't deteriorate dudes self-esteem like that

[arctic mango]

Nope, my Xbox one account got deleted when I migrated my account to Series S - one way ticket to next gen

[random echo]

rood

[arctic mango]

I'm beautiful the hell he on about lol

[random echo]

ikr, mans hatin hard

[tepid crag]

im on ps5 now

[random echo]

im on samsung smart fridge

[arctic mango]

You can keep your old gen if you play on PS4 version, but if you decide to get PS5 Version of the game and migrate your account old gen will be deleted

[loud knot]

Done

[loud knot]

You are beautiful 😂

[hybrid grotto]

Or u can simply buy the new gen and start over n keep old gen version as well

[random echo]

now he switchin up

look how quick he switches up

like he aint just talk shit two minutes ago

[loud knot]

No i don't

[random echo]

lmfao

[loud knot]

I didn't 😂

[random echo]

yes u did

[loud knot]

No.

[random echo]

u said boss was ugly

[loud knot]

I never said that

[random echo]

yes u did

lmfao

[loud knot]

[random echo]

[loud knot]

lmao

[arctic mango]

I'm suing @loud knot for defamation you owe me 800K 😂 @random echo is the witness and @wintry heron the attorney for ya (so you basically lost already lol)

[random echo]

thats probably true tbh

[loud knot]

Nah khalid doesn't do shit 😂

[arctic mango]

Pay up lol 🤣😂

[random echo]

nah we takin u to court now

[loud knot]

I fr lost bc of khalid 🤣

[random echo]

i want $200K of the profit

[loud knot]

Ok so 1m in gta money 😂😂

[arctic mango]

Bet I share lol 200-600

[loud knot]

Khalid cant do shit 😂

[random echo]

$600K outta $800K for witnessing?

lol

[arctic mango]

Nah 200 for witnessing

[random echo]

$200

[loud knot]

😂

[random echo]

wtf

[arctic mango]

200k

[loud knot]

$200 💀

[random echo]

ok i was boutta be like

[arctic mango]

Lmao 🤣

[wintry heron]

Give me 900k you guys can have the rest

[random echo]

give me ur left kidney

[loud knot]

Venom is my attorney 😂

[wintry heron]

[loud knot]

You better do something @wintry heron 😂

I aint paying 5m for nothing 💀

[random echo]

nah venom trash tbh, spiderman better

[arctic mango]

Khalid best attorney ever lol I win so many cases cause of him being on opposite end lol

[loud knot]

😂

[random echo]

no DJAppleJuice

is way better

[loud knot]

Best person in gta is LJT

[echo dagger]

Yeah I just realized that lol

[arctic mango]

About Apple juice haven't seen him here for a while

[random echo]

ikr i deadass miss the dudes antics, shit was funny

same with maru

[wintry heron]

Fine no money = 100 years in jail

[random echo]

maru needa come back and entertain me

their shit was off the chain lmfao

[loud knot]

Maru gets annoying tbh

[random echo]

ik but they goofy tho

[arctic mango]

Imagine being locked in a cell with El Chapo

[random echo]

[wintry heron]

[arctic pebble]

Good evening ladies-gentelmen how are yall doing

[arctic mango]

[arctic mango]

Grinding

[random echo]

i havent hopped on yet

im tryna recover from last night

[arctic mango]

[random echo]

need water tbh, gonna hydrate and see what's poppin' today

https://tenor.com/view/summer-water-spongebob-heatwave-hot-gif-12150719

[arctic mango]

I still got my Hennessy

[rare hound]

Can someone help my stock for my 🌿 farm is full but only gives 600k?

[arctic mango]

Do you have equipment and staff upgrades?

[random echo]

lfg

[arctic mango]

Cause if it's stock it won't be as good

[rare hound]

Yeah all of the upgrades

[random echo]

wait how is it $600K

are they still on double

wtf

[arctic mango]

Nah double was last week

This week's it's bunker only

[rare hound]

Stock level is full and only 630k for selling in LS

what do I do

[random echo]

that's good at least, $2M bunker sale

[arctic mango]

Try restarting the whole game might be a bug

[random echo]

all ya gotta do is drop off two phantom wedges

real shit

bro if your weed is $630K still sell it wtf

[loud knot]

What

[rare hound]

It should be 1M+

[random echo]

u mean bunker then yeah

[hybrid grotto]

Its not double money anymore

[rare hound]

I sold weed yesterday and got 800k didn’t even finish it all and was in a private session

[random echo]

bunker gonna be worth $2.1M now

[arctic mango]

Weed was 2x last week, this week it's BUNKER only

[hybrid grotto]

Yes because it was double money yesterday

[random echo]

weed can't possibly make $800K

weed makes $630K full

[hybrid grotto]

Double money

[rare hound]

Oh

[orchid spire]

High demand bonus maybe?

[slender pivot]

Kobayashi? Nah dont think it will

[rare hound]

My meth lab is only half full on Sri I and sells for 860k

How long does it take to completely fill?

[random echo]

double money it only made $630K, normally it's $315K.

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah my bad

[random echo]

my online character shows up as lamar

[hybrid grotto]

Meant high demand lol

[random echo]

that was the trippiest thing i've seen today

oh that's true

i sell privately

[rare hound]

How long does it take for meth lab stock to fill?

I’m around halfway full

[random echo]

6-8 hours of being active on the game, i believe. depends on staff upgrade i believe

takes a shorter time with staff

[hybrid grotto]

Same

[random echo]

@loud knot my online character showed up on the wheel as lamar from us doing short trips yesterday and it scared me half to death lol

[echo dagger]

Bro how often does the bunker sell mission to ammunition mission reactivates

[slender pivot]

48m

You get a 50k every game day

[echo dagger]

yooo 100K per 48 min this week

[slender pivot]

Yes

[echo dagger]

Coz well double money

[arctic mango]

Character was tripping - too much LD Organics lol

[echo dagger]

Sikee

btw next update when

[arctic mango]

Tuesday

[echo dagger]

Next week?

[slender pivot]

You just had one

[echo dagger]

huh

The December update I'm talking abt

[slender pivot]

13

[arctic mango]

Tuesday

[echo dagger]

Right thanks

[arctic mango]

Yw

[random echo]

definitely

we would've actually gotten lamar as a character but they decided to exclude franklin from execution in the last mission of story mode

[slender pivot]

Lol shooting down 5 lazers with a P45. Priceless

[arctic mango]

I'm happy we kept Franklin

[random echo]

i'd keep franklin anyway

probably why they didn't do that feature

[arctic mango]

Lmao imagine being in a Lazer and getting show down from a Nakota lol

[random echo]

imagine lamar calling lamar to hang out

[slender pivot]

Well... the P45 is actually pretty good...

[arctic mango]

Idk I don't have it

I got the Molotok and Lazer recently

Molotok flies circles around anything lol

[slender pivot]

You dont need to, do so.e hangar missions for fun, you get to test them in a fight

[arctic mango]

The Mustang (Nakota) is grand but I'd like a Messerschmitt more

[random echo]

i miss double mcs and double nightclub generation already 😢

one of the best weeks we had in a long time

[arctic mango]

Man 2x NC was a god send

[slender pivot]

Huh no. P45 is based on 3 planes, P41, B109 and FW

[copper peak]

Can someone help me to sell my bunker?

Wrong chat

Sry

[random echo]

you can do it solo

[meager harbor]

💀💀

Don’t encourage that

[random echo]

3 insurgent drop offs, or two phantom wedges

i do encourage that

[copper peak]

I have full stock

[slender pivot]

So you already have a messer

[random echo]

it's quite easy

[meager harbor]

They will get a new idea “make everything solo”

[copper peak]

1,4 mil

[random echo]

i sell solo with full stock

[copper peak]

Fr

Lol

[arctic mango]

Not a big fan of the us planes, preferred FW and BF109

[arctic mango]

Solo casino

[random echo]

just get the mission with two phantom wedges or three insurgents

if you can't sell bunker solo, skill issue

[midnight kernel]

Guys, English Dave wants to know my location

[meager harbor]

Logic = 0

[arctic mango]

Add a russian jet/tank lol

[slender pivot]

So you have the nokota

[meager harbor]

Molotok

[arctic mango]

would be cool lol

[meager harbor]

That’s a Russian jet

[arctic mango]

Already got it, something more like SU-57 or another MiG

[meager harbor]

Pyro

[midnight kernel]

Oi

[slender pivot]

Yes

[meager harbor]

Upto u they are fun

👍

[slender pivot]

Not really, but it is the only wsy to get air combat and test planes

[arctic mango]

Wait till 13th when hangar goes to permanent 3x money, will be worthwhile then

[slender pivot]

Might as well start sourcing

[arctic mango]

December 13th with Drug Wars update

Lol bunker 50% full and at 1.12m lol

No problems man

[meager harbor]

Np

[random echo]

yeah i'm gonna start doing hangar cargo for that

might be worth it

[outer depot]

Can I afk in security cameras?

[proven drum]

do people still do car meets??

[arctic mango]

Something fresh to kill time with Cayo cooldown

[slender pivot]

Still not the best but fun

[arctic mango]

Yes

[random echo]

which crate was worth the most for hangar

i forgot

[slender pivot]

Unless your controller screws u over yes

[outer depot]

oh thanks

[slender pivot]

Narco and medicine

[outer depot]

wdym screws me over

[random echo]

i was guessing one was narc, appreciate it

[arctic mango]

I put my console as to not turn off when idle so even if my controller dies I'm chillin

[random echo]

i've never bothered with air-freight, my shit is empty

this is gonna be fun

[arctic mango]

I got like 40k worth of stuff lol 😂

[proven drum]

what’s up with these people with their username as moderated name 😭

[arctic mango]

Idk lol

[slender pivot]

PS and xbox have some weird timeouts

[meager harbor]

Special characters in their normal name that’s why

[proven drum]

ohh

[outer depot]

Should I buy normal oppressor mark 2 or terabyte and oppressor mark 2 ? I’m gonna use it for grinding

[slender pivot]

Basically the 3 options above

[proven drum]

mark 2

[slender pivot]

Dont

[hybrid grotto]

Wait and save money

[proven drum]

well i agree

[loud knot]

What 😭

[proven drum]

u should wait

[outer depot]

for new dlc?

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah

[arctic mango]

Do you have a sparrow? You could get away without oppressor

[proven drum]

what’s the best dlc of gta online other than cayo

[slender pivot]

Doomsday

[proven drum]

either doomsday or the contract

[outer depot]

I have a sparrow but I want oppressor mark 2 for plasma cutter mission cuz I can’t do it with a sparrow unless I spend 30 minutes

[proven drum]

cause of the imani tech

[slender pivot]

The agency was pretty good, but no story is better than ddh

[arctic mango]

I can do it in 5 mins with a sparrow what you on about lol

[proven drum]

true

i wish they had more imani tech vehicles

[slender pivot]

What?

[outer depot]

The cars that keep coming continue to blow up the sparrow so I can’t get away

[proven drum]

the camaro could’ve been an imani tech vehicle

with the armor plating

[arctic mango]

Idk what's up with the way you do it man, before I got MK2 I did it with a sparrow they never blew it up

[slender pivot]

Dude this is what you do. Park the sparrow far from location. Get a thermal helmet. Fight them. Get the plasma and THEN fly away. OR park the heli on the beach, use an armored car, then bring the car to heli.

[proven drum]

like a nightshark

[arctic mango]

I blow them all up, collect the cutter and delta the fuck out of there

[slender pivot]

He is locked into an infinite spawn, he needs to drop the pack faster

[proven drum]

😂

[random echo]

got booted doing the titan mission

[slender pivot]

If you only fight from a distance tge cars keep coming.

[random echo]

good shit

[vocal hearth]

is insurgent custom with best armor plates working?

like do they stop

bullet

[proven drum]

no u can still get shot

[vocal hearth]

but only a little bit?

or....

completely

[proven drum]

it’s the same without the armor plating

[random echo]

free-aim is the only time armor plating is effective tbh

[vocal hearth]

huh

[slender pivot]

There is only one car with window armor

[random echo]

except for imani-tech vehicles

[proven drum]

u can’t shot at people with the armor plating

[meager harbor]

Ur 90% immune to bullets with full armour

[vocal hearth]

oh damn

[proven drum]

yea

[random echo]

those allow you to take some explosive damage

[proven drum]

imani tech is obsolete

[loud knot]

[arctic mango]

What about AP/FMJ?

[proven drum]

especially the omni e-gt

[vocal hearth]

i have a armored kuruma what is it like again? havent played gta in a while

[random echo]

lol

[loud knot]

Lol

[meager harbor]

Bulletproof car but 0 explosive damage capability

[proven drum]

u have like a 5% of getting shot

[vocal hearth]

huh

[random echo]

the armored karuma is goated for npcs with aimbot

[meager harbor]

It’s based off the Mitsubishi Lancer evolution X

[arctic mango]

Still got my Kuruma from Fleeca job, very good beginner car

[proven drum]

u can get shot in the armor kuruma but it’s very low

[vocal hearth]

my first car i bought

[random echo]

true that

[vocal hearth]

second was annis euros

[random echo]

my first vehicle was the moonbeam tbh

[proven drum]

i think my first car was an npc car 😭😭

[arctic mango]

You legit get one for free from apartment heist the Fleeca job

[loud knot]

Fleeca was shit :^

[vocal hearth]

and third car was the free dune fav

[meager harbor]

My first car was the turismo r

[vocal hearth]

oh wow

[meager harbor]

How dare u

[vocal hearth]

never did it

[proven drum]

fleeca was the best heist for beginners

[vocal hearth]

a few months ago

[slender pivot]

Plus all the pther free ones

[loud knot]

It was easy

[arctic mango]

I enjoyed it, way better than prison break

[meager harbor]

I bought in 2015

No criminal starter pack back then

[loud knot]

Nah id rather do prison break

[proven drum]

i hate prison break

[slender pivot]

Ah

[proven drum]

eh

[vocal hearth]

i hope the new update lets us buy sell vechicles for mc businesses

[meager harbor]

I agree

[arctic mango]

Man screw prison break

[proven drum]

not with randoms lol

[midnight kernel]

Don't think so

[random echo]

prison break is easy imo

[loud knot]

Who tf fucks cmm on prison break finale 💀

[meager harbor]

Same

[arctic mango]

Exactly

[proven drum]

ok quick debate what was the best heist in the heist update

[vocal hearth]

i mean the dlc artwork has a painted brickade

[random echo]

you

[meager harbor]

Don’t remind plz

[loud knot]

No

[slender pivot]

Ddh

[random echo]

ik im cappin lol

[meager harbor]

Act 3 specifically

[proven drum]

no i’m saying the apartment heists

the apartment heist update

[slender pivot]

I dont do them

[loud knot]

Prison break :^

[proven drum]

i say humane labs

[meager harbor]

My fav is pac standard then humane then prison break then series A then Fleeca

[proven drum]

pac standard was too easy

[loud knot]

Pac standard humane and prison break were the only good ones

[arctic mango]

Man so many times randoms agro the hostages and shit goes sideways on Pac Standard

[meager harbor]

Just really like classic bank heists uk

[proven drum]

yeah

[loud knot]

If my team does that for cmm im fucked

[random echo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jailbreak-squeeze-let-me-in-escaping-gif-15379656

[proven drum]

the cops were weak

[loud knot]

I will literally close gta 😭

[proven drum]

all u need is a good team and a mini gun

[wintry heron]

Monke

[random echo]

armor is clutch with bulletproof helmet for CMM

[vocal hearth]

all i need is my explosive barret

[loud knot]

Bruh only 1 of my Teammates have the minigun

[proven drum]

lol

[arctic mango]

Level 119 about to get minigun

[vocal hearth]

still never did any of the apartment heists

[wintry heron]

Imagine explosive mini gun in new dlc

[loud knot]

2 miniguns forr all the cops? 😥

[proven drum]

i have the lazer and regular mini gun

[vocal hearth]

imagine a new mk2 gun

[loud knot]

Mk2 minigun >>

[random echo]

mkII service carbine

[arctic mango]

You only rob PAC bank but they swarm you like it's UD in story mode

[proven drum]

which is better regular mini gun or lazer minigun

[slender pivot]

Weaponized tampa for fighting grinds

[vocal hearth]

m16a4 then

maybe

[oblique mica]

Im in the steal a vehicle mission for the agency contracts, im in an Lsia hangar and I can’t find the button I’m meant to press

[loud knot]

Regular minigun

[proven drum]

nah laser

[oblique mica]

Anyone know where the button is?

[random echo]

regular mini, they have the same ammo type and damage

[arctic mango]

Hangar door, right side pillar

[vocal hearth]

go to the hangar dor

and right side

yea

[random echo]

the laser minigun is simply unrealistic for los angeles california

[vocal hearth]

bossman was faster

damn

[loud knot]

It should be at the exit on a pillar

[random echo]

also jets and helicopters can see you from a mile away

[proven drum]

just like the deluxo

[slender pivot]

Near the stairs on the right

[arctic mango]

I was legit mindfucked too doing that first time lol

[vocal hearth]

and vigilante

and other goofy

cars

[loud knot]

So if u dont blow the noose does the noose van still spawn to take?

[random echo]

using the laser minigun is simply making yourself a griefer target

[proven drum]

no i don’t think so

[oblique mica]

Yo wtf that button tiny

[random echo]

the laser minigun acts as a beacon for them to see exactly where you are

[vocal hearth]

fuck them people who buy it, just get to lvl 120 and buy the real one

[hazy wing]

should i buy agency now on sale or wait for acid lab

[vocal hearth]

on sale

idk

[proven drum]

if u want the imani tech

[loud knot]

@random echo answer pls lol

[hazy wing]

when does the acid lab come out

[proven drum]

and do the contract

[slender pivot]

Hey i had fun with mine

[hazy wing]

tuesday right

[proven drum]

next week

[vocal hearth]

13th of december i think

[random echo]

there's 3 when you're leaving, pretty sure

[proven drum]

yep

[hazy wing]

when is the next weekly update

[vocal hearth]

yup

[loud knot]

Ty

[vocal hearth]

honestly cant wait for the trailer to drop

rewatched older ones

[hazy wing]

is the next event week after the dlc date

[vocal hearth]

i wonder what song they will use for this one

the cayo one was neat

[random echo]

2 noose vans will be close in front of the first one by the dumpster you ramp, they'll be creating a roadblock nearby

[arctic mango]

Imagine they include flahbangs in Ammu Nation

[vocal hearth]

BLIND

GAH

[proven drum]

imagine

[vocal hearth]

MY EYES

[random echo]

we really need molotov cocktails added to ammu nation

[vocal hearth]

1234567

[proven drum]

yessss

[vocal hearth]

uuuh

[random echo]

rockstar dumb af for not doing that this update

[arctic mango]

100%

[loud knot]

Yeah ik the spawn for the 1 by dumpster

[vocal hearth]

... wait

[proven drum]

i mean they technically added em in the contract dlc

[vocal hearth]

cant we buy mollies from agency?

[random echo]

where the fuck is my rail gun

[vocal hearth]

idk

[proven drum]

hell no to overpowered

[random echo]

you can't buy it through interaction menu

[vocal hearth]

would love to cosplay griefer jesus

[arctic mango]

Isn't rail gun for returning 360 players only?

[vocal hearth]

WHAT

[proven drum]

omg darkviperau reference 😂😂

[loud knot]

Rail gun

[vocal hearth]

what.

[proven drum]

griefer jesus is hilarious

[arctic mango]

I only started on Xbox One and didn't get one in online, only in Story Mode

[proven drum]

chaos mod

[vocal hearth]

yea i know

but why the two emojis

[proven drum]

imagine they have chaos mod in online

[proven drum]

i was laughing lol

[random echo]

tru, wanna buy one tho

[loud knot]

No

[dim trench]

Oi no mod talk

😊

[arctic mango]

I want one too lol

[vocal hearth]

oh shi-

[loud knot]

My ps4 cant handle that

[proven drum]

sorry 😭

[vocal hearth]

hello moderator

[proven drum]

he’s nice lol

[vocal hearth]

i mean

capit