🚔┃gta-discussion

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah when theyre doing fuck all

[trail spear]

ive made friends with a few people i killed lol

[wintry heron]

Anyone know a good free recorded software for pc so if it happens again I can show it

[dreamy olive]

It's so hilarious when you ram but not kill a try hard with an mk2 and watch him desperately trying to do something

[dreamy olive]

Obs, but kinda annoying to set it up

[arctic mango]

To this day up n Atomizer is hilarious against griefers or tryhards

Pair it with a tazer and they're white hot mad 🤣

[wintry heron]

What do I choose for service I’m setting it up

[arctic mango]

Is that true a modder needs to be standing upright to use his mod menu? Because I once watched a clip of a guy running a dude over and keeping him in ragdoll till he left session. Apparently it was a modder getting run over

[dreamy olive]

Idk

[dreamy olive]

Idk, but I'm pretty sure then don't need to

[arctic mango]

I'm happy I'm not on pc - 95% of modders are vicious scum

[hybrid grotto]

Same

[arctic mango]

Then there's the cash drop ones and the ones which actually help out the lobby or grief the griefers

Those I'm cool with

[wintry heron]

It’s not hard to setup at all lol

[dreamy olive]

Low level player either are: 20% a tryhard/Modder that switched account, 79.9% is an ape that its brain explodes trying to make a rational decision, and 0.1% is a normal human being that is new at the game

[arctic mango]

Seeing a red dot griefing cargo and then blowing up by a modder is fun to watch

[dreamy olive]

U are a VERY lucky guy

[arctic mango]

Math checks out 👍🏻

[wintry heron]

I’m not good at math

[arctic mango]

More of a broke guy 🤣 series S €299 and lasts 3 or 4 years PC €5000+ and lasts maybe 1.5years lol

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

[dreamy olive]

In pc, every single public lobby has 1 or 2 modders that expose themselves and don't care, and 4-5 are modders that don't show their menu but use it from time to time

[arctic mango]

Console gamers - console lasts for 4/5 years, ~$600
PC players - sells an organ every year to buy a new Nvidia

[trail spear]

https://tenor.com/view/emotional-damage-gif-24390252

[arctic mango]

[trail spear]

thats what pc users feel

[slender pivot]

huuuuuuuh my Lenovo Legion was $1000 and is a laptop and I play every game...

are u insane?

[arctic mango]

Nvidia sales team "hello sir, your order is ready to be shipped, will you be paying in land, property or body parts today?"

[slender pivot]

5000

?

[trail spear]

🤣

"do you accept family members?"

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

[arctic mango]

"your firstborn will do"

[hybrid grotto]

And 2nd

[trail spear]

"ill trade in my mum, my dad and my 3 sisters"

[hybrid grotto]

And the family pets

[wintry heron]

My setup is legit a desk two monitors pc and a Xbox controller keyboard mic and headset

[arctic mango]

That should cover about 80% of the costs, tell me, how do you feel about your left nut?"

[trail spear]

https://tenor.com/view/who-tf-asked-nasas-radar-dish-who-asked-nobody-asked-gif-17675657

[wintry heron]

[trail spear]

ill give you both i really need this pc this year as the 1 i bought 2 months ago dont work no more

[wintry heron]

Don’t forget the Cactus plant on my desk

[dreamy olive]

Before I had an pc I was forced to play gta online in the ps3... and damn the difference between modern gen and old gen... so much

[arctic mango]

"very well sir, this generous offer will provide you with 1% store credit on your next purchase. Your order will be shipped immediately. See you next month"

[dreamy olive]

In ps3, the best money making method was to ask a modder for 100 million, either that or you could do the classic heists

[trail spear]

how tf did you fit inside your ps to play gta?

[wintry heron]

Fr ps3 is the best mine actually still works

[dreamy olive]

I didint? I bought a pc??

[trail spear]

anyone remember the ps2? i know im an xbox guy but ps2 i have soo many good memories

[arctic mango]

After my pc expired I had a PS2 and a PSP, after that I moved on to a 360 and I stuck with Xbox ever since

[wintry heron]

My cat can fit in my pc

[trail spear]

iremember playing spyro and crash origionals on that

[dreamy olive]

Bro why tf does my autocorrect correct modder to Moddershall

[wintry heron]

[trail spear]

pretty much same i had the psp but found it shit as games were rare to find

[arctic mango]

Anyone remember old Bond or Medal of Honour games on PS2

[hybrid grotto]

Still got mine

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

I have the ps2 but sadly it don’t work

[hybrid grotto]

I had loads for the psp

[trail spear]

what happned to medal of honour they were such good games back in the day

[arctic mango]

Simpler days, simpler days...

[dreamy olive]

• in ps3 the dominant vehicles was the hydra and the savage and not some silly flying bike :>

[trail spear]

i also remember ny first nintendo ds lol playing the carnival game

[arctic mango]

Medal of Honour Warfighter happened, it was the straw that broke the camel's back

[wintry heron]

Mario kart a w

[trail spear]

fuck yes, loved playing that after i got in from school

[dreamy olive]

U guys remember when mobile games were still good?

[arctic mango]

Mario kart jeez the times lol

[trail spear]

i used to take mine to schoo and play in the middle of class lol

[wintry heron]

I got in trouble for playing it in class

[arctic mango]

I remember having a old Nokia and playing on that lol

[trail spear]

i did but i didnt rlly care lol

[hybrid grotto]

U went to school haha

[dreamy olive]

Wait... what?

[trail spear]

primary school aye, got kicked out of 3 diffrent secondrys

[hybrid grotto]

What

[dreamy olive]

Nvm

[hybrid grotto]

Lol same

[wintry heron]

[trail spear]

from year 8 it went all down hill and thats why i am who i am to this day

[dreamy olive]

U guys wanna hear a joke?

[arctic mango]

What hurts me the most is that today's young kids have like zero % of experiencing that unless their parents remember and want to keep the memory alive. I'm 21 and thinking someone 5 years younger won't have an idea half the stuff we talked about existed is just mad

[dreamy olive]

What did Andrew tate say to the vape? "I'm gonna vaporize you"

[wintry heron]

Breathe Air

[arctic mango]

desperately searching for water so dry

[trail spear]

i kinda miss being a kid, we had no responabilities then just as long as we were home before the street lights came on

[dreamy olive]

I'm still a kid

I'm 13

[arctic mango]

Huh?

[trail spear]

africa has loads, they hogging it all

[wintry heron]

And you never had to pay taxes

[trail spear]

being a kid nowadays arnt the same as back then

[dreamy olive]

I believe so

[arctic mango]

Lol I work in a logistics company, thought about sending them a few pallets with boxes of water 😂💦

[hybrid grotto]

Taxes haha

[arctic mango]

The truest statement I heard today

[wintry heron]

I still don’t pay them don’t tell the pigs

[trail spear]

i remember my first phone being a blackberry flip phone

[dreamy olive]

It's so annoying that in school, everything that everyone talks about is tiktok and stupid challenges :(

[arctic mango]

I had a Nokia a block lol

[hybrid grotto]

Haha i aint no piggy snitch lad dw

[hybrid grotto]

My first phone was a nokia something

[trail spear]

tbh society has fucked its self, with each new generation people get stupider and stupider

[wintry heron]

Snitches get a bullet in their head not snitches

[trail spear]

i wonder how tf they survive tbh

[arctic mango]

Back then you uses to go out, talk with kids, play ball, run around and have a great day
Meanwhile today's kids at a primary school age are recording fucking tik toks in the streets 🤦🏻‍♂️
Oh how low have we fallen

[hybrid grotto]

Over here its stitches

[wintry heron]

[dreamy olive]

My first phone was a "Nokia 3" smartphone, I had it for 3 or 4 years before someone secretly robbing it in moldova

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah u get sliced up

[arctic mango]

Pour one out for the good times that are now in the past forever

[wintry heron]

Rule 1 never bring a knife to a gun fight

[trail spear]

kids thesedays deal with depression due to being on their phones all day, we didnt have that we could litraly only make phone calls and text and that was it

[hybrid grotto]

Rule 1. Weapons r for pussies

[green mauve]

Never bring a gun to a fist fight

Hehehe

Clinching them vaginas

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

[wintry heron]

A knife is a weapon

[arctic mango]

Ppl weren't so bloody soft back then. If you got called a b*tch you responded back, and today? "He huuuurt my feeeliings 😭" on Twitter

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah but if u gonna fight make it a fist fight

[trail spear]

we dont even use blades mate i was brought up with the fists

[hybrid grotto]

Same

[wintry heron]

💯

[green mauve]

I have one blade as a souvenir

[hybrid grotto]

A blade is for cutting chicken or steak up

[trail spear]

if they carry a weapon just walk away they aint worth your time

[wintry heron]

I have a katana

[arctic mango]

I have a bayonet and a Turkish knife

[dreamy olive]

Guys we forgot this is gta discussion lol

[green mauve]

Bruh i wont use mine m9 bayonet on a chicken😂

[trail spear]

i used to collect em

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

[trail spear]

meh, noone else is using the chat so...

[dreamy olive]

Yeah ur right

[arctic mango]

The loser of a knife fight dies on the sidewalk, the winner in an ambulance

[trail spear]

know survivours of stab attacks not all die

[wintry heron]

We get banned for not talking about gta the next day

[green mauve]

Like i care if i get banned lmao

[dreamy olive]

Guys that are American, how common is a school shooter drill?

[trail spear]

i already been muted for 3 hours, i dont think i can get any worse lmfao

[arctic mango]

Single stab is survivable, a full on scrap knife Vs knife, hard to tell

[wintry heron]

1 every 3 weeks

Lmao

[dreamy olive]

Oh :/

[green mauve]

Bruh on my first acc i got banned and i made second with same name insta ban 😂

[dreamy olive]

In portugal that is basically unheard of

[trail spear]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[wintry heron]

If I hear gunshots bro I’m fucking jumping out the window

[trail spear]

why not fight?

[arctic mango]

Ppl are turning into moaning pu**ies that's all they too fricking sensitive

[wintry heron]

Good point I’m gonna bring a gun to school

[hybrid grotto]

Say it right
Pussies

[green mauve]

Ik

[arctic mango]

Pussies

[dreamy olive]

Omg, straight facts

[trail spear]

nah you dont even need to, pick a chair or table up and throw at them once there on the floor just kick the living fuck out of them

[wintry heron]

Maybe I can use it to get my grades up

[dreamy olive]

People nowadays are too sensitive

[hybrid grotto]

Good man

[green mauve]

Tbh if i was american

[trail spear]

i am offended by that message, im calling the mods

[wintry heron]

I’ll staple his eyes closed

[arctic mango]

90% of twitter - 😭😭 I'm offended

[green mauve]

Nah i shouldnt say this

[hybrid grotto]

Kick the balls, punch the throat

[dreamy olive]

I make a silly joke about gays and immediately get banned

[green mauve]

Fuck them they need that Iranian beheading

[trail spear]

nah just go for his ribs and sides itll wind him

[arctic mango]

"Chased him around the class with an eraser, stapled his nuts to a stack of paper"

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

[wintry heron]

Eminem

[arctic mango]

That's right

[wintry heron]

The only rapper who doesn’t mumble

[trail spear]

@wintry heron say there is a shooting at your school do you get to go home afterwards?

[dreamy olive]

It's funny how nowadays in sensitive discord servers, making silly jokes about gayd leads to a worse punishment than pinging a person 10 times

[wintry heron]

no

[trail spear]

thats shit man

[wintry heron]

No I’m gonna default dance on his body after I kill him

[wintry heron]

i lied

[odd canopy]

You're doing nothing against an armed gunman lol, no matter how much you think you can overpower him somehow, you're doing fuck all lol

[wintry heron]

[arctic mango]

Gunman about to pop his noodles
Sketchers light up

[odd canopy]

98% of the outcome in trying to get close enough to a gunman to try and overpower him ends up with you dead

[wintry heron]

Guns are basically school supplies in America

[arctic mango]

I think the best example of a man driven to the mental brink was killdozer - no casualties, only destroyed property of those who wronged him

[dreamy olive]

His m4 does 16 damage per shot, my knife with fists skin does 50 damage not counting backstab

[trail spear]

as i said stun him and kick him in the sides itll wind him

you lot think were weak lmfao

[odd canopy]

You're not doing that tho

You'll be dead before that

[wintry heron]

[trail spear]

id rather die fighting than run

[arctic mango]

Aren't there like schools where teachers open carry?

[hybrid grotto]

Meh distract him with boobs

[odd canopy]

He won't let you get that close

[trail spear]

best take a chance than not at all

[wintry heron]

What if I turn invisible and snap his neck

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

[wintry heron]

Or uno reverse card

[dreamy olive]

Drink the Invisibility potion at the chemistry room

[hybrid grotto]

Cloak

[wintry heron]

Yes mr white cooked it for me

[arctic mango]

I remember reading about a guy in Texas trying to shoot up a church, like 8 ppl responded with guns up - that's why ppl should carry

[trail spear]

you could easily hide behind a door and jump the cunt, dosnt take a brain to figure that out

[wintry heron]

Push your fingers into his eyeballs

[arctic mango]

I think in situations like this fight or flight kicks in and it's usually the later

[green mauve]

If hes proffesional he'll know ul there and just shot trough door

[trail spear]

dude you are fucking brutal 🤣

[green mauve]

But who smart shots kids in schools

[wintry heron]

Hi

Y’all saw nothing

[trail spear]

exactly chances are your stupid as fuck for shooting schools up

[arctic mango]

Fools who know kids won't fire back, if he was in a city Square countless ppl could potentially carry a EDC

[odd canopy]

Yeah because it's children, they're terrified and the last thing they think of is "oh I should just overpower this guy it'll be easy as"

[wintry heron]

Ever better put a pencil and shove it in his ear

[green mauve]

And then boom headshot

[wintry heron]

Till he bleeds

[trail spear]

dude, you need to teach me your ways

[dreamy olive]

Guys just tell the shooter there is an exam tomorrow, he will poop his pants and run back home to study

[arctic mango]

A new Master Oogway of chat 😂

[trail spear]

🤣

[wintry heron]

A magician never reveals his secret

Sorry I ment killer not magician

[trail spear]

same thing

[dreamy olive]

Guys I got 100 F's and unlocked the legendary gold F

[wintry heron]

Fuck

[trail spear]

my guy 🫡

[arctic mango]

Aight I need to go, just don't shoot me in the back okay?

[trail spear]

trigger pulls

[dreamy olive]

Let's shoot him in the back

[wintry heron]

I can shove him in a locker and throw a Molotov and burn him alive hearing him scream

[arctic mango]

[trail spear]

BOP BOP, you dead mf

[arctic mango]

[dreamy olive]

Guys what weird fetish u guys have

[trail spear]

can i not stab you in the back instead?

[green mauve]

Just no

[wintry heron]

[arctic mango]

I have a weird thing, I rather get shot than stabbed

[trail spear]

sniffing rocks on the beach

[green mauve]

Fr

[arctic mango]

Idk how weird it is, but it's just what I got

[dreamy olive]

Would u guys rather, suffocate to death in sand or drown in water

[arctic mango]

Drown

Fuck being buried alive

[trail spear]

drowning is the most peacefull way

[hybrid grotto]

Choke the bitch out

Its easy

[trail spear]

mmm kinky

[arctic mango]

Most peaceful way? Sleeping pills and a 0.7 of vodka

[hybrid grotto]

It’s actually easier than u think
3 secs he is sleeping

[wintry heron]

I like my way better pushing your fingers in his eyes

[dreamy olive]

Would u guys rather, get hit 20 times by a car or get stabbed 10 times in the legs

[odd canopy]

Car

[trail spear]

thats a hard 1

[visual shell]

I would consider drowning probably the worst way out imo

[arctic mango]

Man wtf is this? It's like choosing between being anally destroyed my Shaq or getting your throat ruined by a bull

[visual shell]

How fast is the car going

[hybrid grotto]

Lol

[trail spear]

i mean all you need to do is open the airway its quicker then suffocating

[odd canopy]

But I prefer option C: none of the above

[dreamy olive]

Nobody knows

[trail spear]

id say stabbed

bleed out and go quicker

[wintry heron]

I would consider doing a black flip off the Eiffel tower

[loud knot]

Id rather get hit 20 times by a car

[visual shell]

Same

[arctic mango]

I'd rather get hit once by a truck - done deal you're out

[green mauve]

Fr

[visual shell]

If you see the car coming head on you just have to make sure you go over the bonnet every time

You won’t die then

[trail spear]

trains are faster tho

[loud knot]

Yeah

[green mauve]

All of the sudden its peacefull here wtf

[trail spear]

depending on speed it would still smash you legs in

[sturdy warren]

anyone wanna do diamond casino with me?

[arctic mango]

My buddy had the unfortunate experience of being on one such train. Said all he saw was red splatter on windows

[dreamy olive]

Would u guys rather, getting killed slowly by a bee or having dementia and knowing it

[wintry heron]

Not till I rip your guts out and feed them to you

[visual shell]

If you’re tied to a train track tho if you think about it if you tied accross the track the train will go over and cut your arms and legs off and you’ll suffer rlly badly

[loud knot]

Alr ill drive the truck 😂

[green mauve]

Yeah

[visual shell]

[wintry heron]

[trail spear]

wouldit cut the head off too tho?

[green mauve]

I dont have em jokes on u🖕

[loud knot]

Yeah

Been 3 hours still haven't got the text for cayo

[wintry heron]

[arctic mango]

Ah yes, thanks Joshua, and a @wintry heron will record the whole thing lol

[dreamy olive]

Would u guys rather, having to eat your organs as your last meal, or having to drink hot and yellow piss and dirrea as last meal

[visual shell]

Ya it depends what way your tied ig

[wintry heron]

[loud knot]

Lool

[visual shell]

Piss

[slender pivot]

how is this a gta discussion

[arctic mango]

Man you're mentally disturbed, seek help lol

[trail spear]

i mean tbf youd probs die of shock first

[visual shell]

🦤

[loud knot]

Nahh piss

[slender pivot]

mods are on holidays

[wintry heron]

We all know by now this channel is all discussions but gta lmao

[trail spear]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[dreamy olive]

It turned from talking about old gen, to society and then to this

[wintry heron]

Let’s take down every cartel there is

[trail spear]

innit

[arctic mango]

Evidently

[slender pivot]

that is actually the definition of gorilla chat but ok

[loud knot]

@wintry heron dance for me 😂😂

[dreamy olive]

Suddenly ur phone stops working

[green mauve]

Good luck with that💀

[wintry heron]

You get what I mean but acting dumb asf

[trail spear]

sweet, where do i sign up?

[wintry heron]

[slender pivot]

nd offenses too uau

[arctic mango]

Basically lol

[green mauve]

If u try to take them down then ull eat ur own organs

[trail spear]

i like liver its nice

[visual shell]

You’ll be dead by the time you start eating your organs

[green mauve]

Or cut ur dick and fuck u with it ultimate humiliation

[wintry heron]

Would rather kill myself

[wintry heron]

We just meet in Mexico and start killing every cartel we can steal there drug money and kill every single cartel member

[dreamy olive]

Heh, haaaa haha yeah, yes haha

[trail spear]

sweet date and time, ill be there

[visual shell]

[wintry heron]

Christmas Day 10 in the morning

[arctic mango]

Cayo Perico - One Life Difficulty

[trail spear]

ill be waiting

[wintry heron]

That one payday 2 heist with Scarface

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-twerking-ratchet-dancing-throwing-ass-gif-13893121

[trail spear]

we are experienced at sneak wel be fine

[wintry heron]

We not sneaking

[trail spear]

guns balzing?

[wintry heron]

We gonna bomb every fucker

[trail spear]

the element of suprise it is then

[dreamy olive]

Would you rather have to cut your pp infront of a very busy mall, or have to have sexual intercourse with a tree in front of a very busy hospital

[arctic mango]

Mr Nick in the front row, @loud knot and Khalid on the wings, rest of is in a Khanjali 😂

[warm plume]

Yo

[visual shell]

Al Qaeda that mf

[wintry heron]

We gonna be very rich after

[trail spear]

id fuck a tree

[wintry heron]

I’d fuck money

[loud knot]

Lool

[visual shell]

That ones too easy

[hybrid grotto]

Eyo

[visual shell]

Anything but chopping my dick off I’ll choose

[trail spear]

ikr lol

[dreamy olive]

Would you rather, have to sleep with a lot of smelly and constantly running rats or with 3 homeless crackheads

[arctic mango]

Getting dropped from a Titan - land, ask a farmer Where is Casa Rubio? 😂

[trail spear]

ill take the crackheads

[wintry heron]

Deal or no deal you get infinite money but your best friend dies

[loud knot]

Yes 😂

[wintry heron]

My favourite account in bad sport as of yesterday

[visual shell]

Crackheads

[hybrid grotto]

3 homeless crackheads
Wont put up much fight when I throw them out

[cunning garden]

Fuck tgat

[wintry heron]

For 4 months too

[trail spear]

deal

[odd canopy]

Option C: your mum

[visual shell]

I’d only take the crackheads if they offered me some

[hybrid grotto]

Dont got a bestie so……

[trail spear]

https://tenor.com/view/emotional-damage-gif-24390252

[wintry heron]

irl?

[loud knot]

Tree.. 😂😂

[dreamy olive]

Be crying in my friends funeral in my new lambo

[wintry heron]

Lmao was abt to say

[visual shell]

No such thing as a friend online

[wintry heron]

Ok the money will be transferred and I’ll be hiring a hitman to kill your friends

[trail spear]

id ask him what colour is his bugati

[loud knot]

This

[wintry heron]

Crying in my balenciaga clothes

[arctic mango]

I'll hang his portrait in my apartment in Dubai

[trail spear]

jokes on you i dont have any lmfao

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

Guess you get it for free

[hybrid grotto]

Haha

[trail spear]

pay up bitch

[dreamy olive]

Would u guys rather have to sleep with 3 milfs and having to do "it" EVERY night, or having to inject heroin infant of your family 1 time

[arctic mango]

Lonely ppl have only one friend - themselves. So technically he kills him and keeps the money

[hybrid grotto]

3 MILFS

[trail spear]

milfs any day of the week

[wintry heron]

So fking hard to find a group for cmm, they always get busy like why tf did u join the group if u gonna waste my time

[hybrid grotto]

Yes bro

[wintry heron]

[trail spear]

is that even a question lmao

[visual shell]

I had a group too but they fucked off

[wintry heron]

The name of my group chat is crazy

[wintry heron]

Same happened 4 times bro, they aways get busy

[arctic mango]

See Giga? They talk about GTA cmm now, it's back to GTA discussion lol 😂

[trail spear]

🤣

[arctic mango]

Aight I'll see you at work 😂

[wintry heron]

He won't get a panic attack

[visual shell]

My irl friends just don’t have the skill nor patience to do cmm so I tried through discord but gave up quickly

[wintry heron]

I can’t even say what the name is of my group chat

[dreamy olive]

Would you rather have to use a vibrator every second, or drown

[wintry heron]

Do it when you drown

[hybrid grotto]

Dafuq r u smoking son?

[trail spear]

drown

[visual shell]

That’s a no brainer

[wintry heron]

Same I almost completed it many times but my group always gets busy or runs out of ps plus, and this one time I actually finished cmm but I was only one who lost progress. They lied and never restarted for me

[visual shell]

Bruh that’s unlucky for you but I see why they didn’t want to restart

[arctic mango]

Hey don't blame them cause they better, maybe if you tried harder to keep them them and get rid of that yeye ass skill issue you'd get some trophies on your PS

[wintry heron]

They said they would help me restart if I finished it with them but lied and ignored my msged after, it's a rlly bitchy move

[wintry heron]

Lmao

[dreamy olive]

I gotta let my messed up mind take a break

[arctic mango]

Haha I had to lol

[wintry heron]

Well my 2nd acct is in bad sport rn now I gt play on my 3rd

[dreamy olive]

Y do u have 3 accounts

[wintry heron]

Has a rlly nice name that's why I like it, smh why tf does bad sport exist

[wintry heron]

I have 4, I pvp alot and always get in bad sport

Or get suspended on psn people reporting my acct

@arctic mango you like the name

LoverSins

That's the acct

Are you a tryhard sir

[arctic mango]

Lol

[wintry heron]

Bc of my name?

💀

No u said you pvp a lot

Oh idk define tryhard

@wintry heron check #📸┃gta-media

Ok

[trail spear]

https://tenor.com/view/i-seem-to-have-spotted-gif-25837557

[wintry heron]

[trail spear]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-jk-penguin-laugh-its-was-a-joke-gif-14574338

[wintry heron]

Do yall have a phobia of anyone who has the halloween facepaint

Like they automatically a tryhard tf

[trail spear]

https://tenor.com/view/titus-andromedon-kimmy-schmidt-unbreakable-schmidt-dance-dance-for-me-gif-15136361

[hybrid grotto]

No people phobia

[wintry heron]

[trail spear]

i just have a phobia of anything that walks and talks

[hybrid grotto]

Same

[trail spear]

fuck people

[wintry heron]

I have a phobia of anything that breathes and hears

[trail spear]

i solo life

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

Skill issue

[trail spear]

https://tenor.com/view/awesomeness-tv-party-with-myself-alone-forever-alone-real-life-gif-15735766

[wintry heron]

Anyways

Time to unlock research

Again

[trail spear]

dildo research?

[wintry heron]

Foshou

[visual shell]

Again?

[wintry heron]

Diff acct

[visual shell]

Oh

[trail spear]

https://tenor.com/view/not-again-chris-cantada-chris-cantada-force-no-more-never-again-gif-26369548

[wintry heron]

I need those fmj rounds

They so good for mk2 and imani griefers

[trail spear]

fat mama jiffy rounds?

[wintry heron]

Imani thicc

[visual shell]

Ya I was like 260 on Xbox and then switched to ps restarting sounds fun when you have everything but then you do it and it’s so ass

[cloud vortex]

Has anyone ever killed a low level over and over again cause the killed you one time while you were afk

[wintry heron]

Me

[trail spear]

yes loads of times

[cloud vortex]

Yea me to

[wintry heron]

Bc where did they get the audacity to have the courage to even come near me

[visual shell]

Good job

[trail spear]

sometimes they dont even kill me i just do it for the fun of it

[wintry heron]

Like need to learn yo place lmao

It's always lvl 20-60 tryna kill high lvls

[cloud vortex]

If you see a level 500 afk and you level 3 leave him alone

[trail spear]

have you ever griefed?

[cloud vortex]

Yea

[wintry heron]

Fr I'm also that lvl and they always try to shoot me

Love killing cargo griefers in b11

[trail spear]

its hella fun isnt it

[cloud vortex]

Yea

[wintry heron]

[visual shell]

I prefer lazar

[cloud vortex]

I use a oppressor

[trail spear]

i love griefing people using the velum to go to cayo

[wintry heron]

I love griefing cargo after they made it possible to do it in private lobby

[visual shell]

Your useless if your fighting someone in a jet

[cloud vortex]

I made alot of people rage

[wintry heron]

Bc why tf u doing it in public lobby, ur own fault dumb bitch

[hybrid grotto]

Oh nvm

[cloud vortex]

I've dealt with alot of her giefers on my mk ll

[visual shell]

That is probably the worst thing to do haha it’s happened me a few times but I just laugh and spend the next hour killing them over and over

[wintry heron]

I keep my terrorbyte close for a quick change of ammo for those jets

[trail spear]

gives entertainment by killing them lol

[cloud vortex]

I've made alot of people have to leave the jet cause I made them Lose a wing

[trail spear]

just known that they need to do it again makes me feel good

[visual shell]

Ya I’d probably be missing out on a couple mil when killing them for so long but it’s worthed

[cloud vortex]

It's fun to kill someone with a sniper when they don't know it coming

[wintry heron]

Still haven't unlocked any special rounds wtf rockstar

Getting all the trash unlocks

[visual shell]

Explosive sniper is easily the best gun in the game for anything

[cloud vortex]

Yea

[trail spear]

im gunna head off and watch big lez, ill see you twats around xD

[wintry heron]

Don't forget me daddy

[wintry heron]

For jets

[cloud vortex]

I hate when they go off radar I can't find them

It's annoying

[wintry heron]

Jet or on ground

[trail spear]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-face-gif-25964129

[visual shell]

Yup especially that

[wintry heron]

I use thermal on ground can spot them from a mile away lmao

If they in jet I can spot their aircraft bc its big and noticeable flying around

[cloud vortex]

What's your ceo organization name

[wintry heron]

.

[cloud vortex]

Mine is Soviet union

[wintry heron]

Mine is just

.

[cloud vortex]

Lol

[wintry heron]

Simple dot

[visual shell]

Mines booty

So when I register as ceo it says you are now the ceo of booty

[wintry heron]

My yacht name

Daddyyy harderrrr

Always laugh when random see it

[hollow berry]

Daddy is a funny 1 I’ve seen

[cloud vortex]

What about MC

[visual shell]

Yummy toes

Is mine

[cloud vortex]

Mine is called No father

[wintry heron]

N word with underscores between letters

Funny to see their reactions😭

[cloud vortex]

I've seen a lot of those

[wintry heron]

Basically trolling with all my names

[visual shell]

When someone ghosts your mc it’ll say they ghosted n***rs lol

[wintry heron]

Or F_U_C_K_E_R_S

[wintry heron]

Smh

[cloud vortex]

Have you ever tried killing someone and they go hide in there apa and you just camp out waiting to kill them

[hybrid grotto]

No coz i aint a sweaty cunt

[wintry heron]

Just put sticky where they might spawn

[cloud vortex]

I do

[wintry heron]

Chill tf down lmao

Someone mad from past experience

[hybrid grotto]

That is chill tfym

[wintry heron]

Don't look chill to me boi

[hybrid grotto]

Yeah it is trust

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-twerking-ratchet-dancing-throwing-ass-gif-13893121

[visual shell]

If they go to their apartment it just means their too pussy to fight me so I just don’t chase after then and they’ll eventually come back

[wintry heron]

Same i pretend to ignore them and usually pisses them off

[cloud vortex]

What's the most annoying thing in GTA in your opinion

[wintry heron]

Just keep myself busy till they come out

[wintry heron]

Npcs n cops

Running me over in 1v1

[cloud vortex]

For me it's those who call muggers

[visual shell]

Loading into the game

[hollow berry]

God mode players

[cloud vortex]

Daily bills🤡

[wintry heron]

They kill you then text "haha trash noob"

[hollow berry]

I usually leave because what else can you do

[cloud vortex]

I'm trying to save money and then I lose like 1k

[visual shell]

You can kill some god mode players by getting in a car and driving into them but jump out before you hit them

Just like for passive mode

[wintry heron]

There's a way but too lazy so I just leave

[cloud vortex]

Rockstar loves patching harmless glitches

[wintry heron]

If u get a khajali and go in that ceo mission then run them over

They'll come out godmode then just spawn kill them

[hollow berry]

I know you can with a tank and headhunter but if they have no ragdoll it won’t work

[cloud vortex]

When a low level takes your car

[wintry heron]

They took my mk2 few times

Smh

[hollow berry]

Calling the wrong car then you gotta wait

[wintry heron]

My fking icons are bugged

Yk those icons to show u own heli or plane

[hollow berry]

Same

[wintry heron]

I own all but says I dont

[cloud vortex]

When Im 1v1 someone and I call in my. Oppressor and they park it so far away

[hollow berry]

Or wait I miss read I don’t have that problem

[wintry heron]

@hollow berry check #📸┃gta-media

Acct I'm on rn

The heli and plane icon not showing

[cloud vortex]

Annoying

[hollow berry]

I see hmm

[wintry heron]

What car reward

[hollow berry]

The new car we’re getting

It’s like a Chevy Monte Carlo

[visual shell]

Show a ss

[odd canopy]

That's pretty hot

[wintry heron]

Hungry asf tbh just woke up its 3am here

Lemme go check kitchen lmao

[hybrid grotto]

Someone said a 77 impala

[hollow berry]

No way maybe some parts

Definitely a Monte Carlo

[hybrid grotto]

Idk am not american

[visual shell]

That’s hella nice

[hybrid grotto]

So when do we get it?

[visual shell]

I assume this week

[hybrid grotto]

Damn fuck sake lol

[hollow berry]

They said sometime this month

[visual shell]

Is the dlc supposed to come out the 8th or 12th?

[hollow berry]

And they said we’re getting another fleet of vehicles so more are coming

[cloud vortex]

12 i think

[wintry heron]

Free car is a free car

[hybrid grotto]

13th i heard

[rotund raven]

[odd canopy]

Speculations have it coming out around the 12th because that's when GTA+ ends and that usually when new dlcs come out

[rotund raven]

what kind of reward is it

[hybrid grotto]

Car

[rotund raven]

lol

ok

but guess what though…

is it slow

[odd canopy]

Doesn't matter when it looks as good as it does

[wintry heron]

Umm found some leftover lunch

Thank god

Bc I aint cooking

[brazen echo]

can anyone help with prison break ps5 need 1

[brazen echo]

no

[wintry heron]

Gay

Asf

[brazen echo]

i dont care about specific discord chats 🤓

[brazen echo]

haha 😐

[wintry heron]

I'm not like other discordians I'm unique 🤓

[trail spear]

use the right chat you little cunt

[hybrid grotto]

Homophobe

[wintry heron]

How did yk

How tf am I a homophobe when I’m asexual

Who else knows

[hybrid grotto]

Used as an insult

[wintry heron]

Ok?

[trail spear]

you take it up the arse?

i didnt need to now that

[hybrid grotto]

[wintry heron]

It means I don’t have sexual attraction/don’t like sex dumbass

[wintry heron]

Means he can't get it up

[hybrid grotto]

Who the fuck doesnt like sex

[wintry heron]

Me lol

[hybrid grotto]

[trail spear]

so your a virgin?

thats sad

[lethal lantern]

💀

[trail spear]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[wintry heron]

Anyways I’m homophobic

[hybrid grotto]

Im peoplephobic now fuck off lol

[wintry heron]

I'm airphobic

[spring stump]

i’m livinglifetothefullestphobic

[trail spear]

im scared to breathe

[spring stump]

probably from the trippa snippa mate

going on a bad trip

[trail spear]

sniff. whaddiyatalkinabeet

[wintry heron]

Why tf does PlayStation not delete the accts that aren't active for 5+ years

They hogging all the good usernames

[wintry heron]

Seen the username LOL and doesn't look active for while

Others too

[cloud vortex]

Wtf is happening here?

[wintry heron]

[trail spear]

hard core drugs, u want some?

[wintry heron]

Crack cocaine

[cloud vortex]

I'm Hispanic

[trail spear]

trippa snippa

[wintry heron]

Or methamphetamine

[trail spear]

i didnt fucking ask

[cloud vortex]

My uncle's be selling that

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-yeah-breaking-bad-jesse-breaking-bad-jesse-pinkman-walter-white-gif-24546693

[cloud vortex]

So yea

[trail spear]

https://tenor.com/view/davechappelle-tyrone-krientaki-tyronebiggums-crackhead-gif-18262242

this ur uncle?

[cloud vortex]

Normal Ohio sandwich

No my uncle is in north Korea

[shadow gust]

If i see you guys get off topic again then you are getting the silent treatment

[wintry heron]

Anything but that daddy

Gold?

Gonna miss 1 or 2 gold can't get it all duo

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI 🗣️🗣️

Art is easy duo lol

If yall both can hack

Art is the best

How

Damn

Not hard

There's only like 4 fingerprints and it's easy to remember

Wym

I'm saying hacking is not hard just muscle memory

[odd canopy]

Apparently in the new update you can hide contacts, I've never been more happy

[rotund raven]

everyone will hide ljt

[odd canopy]

I'm hiding 90% of em

[trail spear]

im only having pegasus, lester and mechanic on mine

and mmi

[wintry heron]

Yes no more calls from Dave and simeon

[trail spear]

hello you old china plate

[wintry heron]

[trail spear]

they really couldnt think of anything better

do they taste nice?

[wintry heron]

Taste like steak and pork chops

[trail spear]

i wanna try

[wintry heron]

I can send you some

[trail spear]

yes please

[wintry heron]

Ok that willl be 5 bucks

[trail spear]

you take trade?

[wintry heron]

Yea want you gonna trade

What*

[trail spear]

ill give you my cats

and my left nut

[wintry heron]

Deal

[trail spear]

sweet, sounds a plan

[severe nebula]

?

[visual shell]

No

[severe nebula]

is it bad?

does it make a lot of money in nightclub

[visual shell]

I think the five best businesses to connect to your nightclub are

Special Cargo, Guns, Coke, Meth, Cash

[severe nebula]

ok thanks

so not worth buying?

@visual shell ^

[wintry heron]

Hi

[wintry heron]

js buy all the businesses for the nightclub

[visual shell]

Ya

[severe nebula]

ok thanks so much!

[visual shell]

You can only connect 5

Silly

[wintry heron]

oh das a thing now?

or are you talking abt the technicians getting stock

[visual shell]

5 at once

[wintry heron]

yeah just wait til one gets full

then connect the technician to the other one

[visual shell]

The best thing to do is wait for the 5 to get full then sell

Becuase it’s more risky with more product and more effort switching technicians

[wintry heron]

well cargo takes up days to fill

[wintry heron]

still more money

and not a lot of effort

[visual shell]

selling the 5 once it gets full is more money

Becuase it’s the best 5

[wintry heron]

well

[visual shell]

So your just always filling best 5

[wintry heron]

wtv you say boss man

[visual shell]

Brudder

[woven minnow]

suprisingly grinfing hangar rn

grinding

[wintry heron]

waste of time

onb

[odd canopy]

I did two hangar missions and never ever thought about it again lol

[woven minnow]

they are making them 3x sell missions PERMANANTLY on the update

[odd canopy]

Oh fuck

I am very much thinking about it now

[wintry heron]

yo fr?

[woven minnow]

yes

[wintry heron]

well

[woven minnow]

check newwire

newswire

[wintry heron]

guess i’m getting them jet trade prices

[woven minnow]

bombuska trade price time

[odd canopy]

Guess I gotta grind hangar now

[wintry heron]

Fr

but i needa set it up

[woven minnow]

btw, for hangar missions, alot of the time use the savage

[wintry heron]

can akula be a substitute?

[woven minnow]

yes

[wintry heron]

ight

[woven minnow]

im just sayin cause i got every fighter heli/jet

[wintry heron]

i bought the starling

[woven minnow]

good choice

[wintry heron]

pretty hard to learn it ngo

but i’m getting the hang of it

[odd canopy]

That sea plane they give you for those missions is so utterly shit

[woven minnow]

the tula?

[odd canopy]

Idk I didn't pay it much attention outside of the couple times I flew it

[wintry heron]

what other jets should i buy

[woven minnow]

is it big or small

[woven minnow]

b-11, rogue, pyro,

[odd canopy]

It's the one with the VTOL capabilities

[woven minnow]

the tula then

buy the seabreeze on the water missions,

[odd canopy]

I shall do some purchasing

[woven minnow]

hangar may sell uo to 2 mil with 3x

up

or more idk

[odd canopy]

2Mil is pretty good

[woven minnow]

in like 3 hours i almost got 20 crates solo

and max is 50

could grind it after doing cayo

[wintry heron]

anything else

[woven minnow]

seabreeze

uh

molotok

hydra

lazer

hunter

savage

[wintry heron]

ight

[woven minnow]

cargobob (if you do vehicle cargo)

about it

maybe nokota

[wintry heron]

ight thanks bro

[woven minnow]

np

def get savage tho

[wintry heron]

gon be my first purchase

[woven minnow]

and make it a hangar vehicle too

it comes as pegasus

[wintry heron]

but i needa grind a lot

i only got 200k

[woven minnow]

oof

i got 6 mil

[wintry heron]

i went on vacation during black friday and i couldn’t purchase anything which sucks

[woven minnow]

damn

i bought the mk1, deluxo, and yacht.

[wintry heron]

With my money you goddamn greedy fuck

[woven minnow]

lmao

[stable oar]

I already got most things i need

Im buying arena war veichles atm

[wintry heron]

Oh a scammer💀

[woven minnow]

huh

oh

[stable oar]

Dont be mean to lester

[wintry heron]

Nice

is the deluxo good

[stable oar]

Deluxo is fun to drop from high heights

Its a bit slow tho

[wintry heron]

Toreador better

[woven minnow]

yea

[wintry heron]

yeah but can’t fly

[stable oar]

It can

For a bit

[wintry heron]

Always get out my toreador to deal with oppressors bc it has armour

then it falls

[stable oar]

Yup

[wintry heron]

Can't be destroyed till few missiles

like 6 mussels

missiles

not a lot

[woven minnow]

mussels

[stable oar]

I was able to destroy khanjali tank with toreador

[wintry heron]

i usually use night shark

[wintry heron]

yo

shut up

lester

I can kill them before they get me lol

[odd canopy]

Deluxo is my favourite over the oppressor, just a little bit more versatile

[stable oar]

Dont be mean to lester

[wintry heron]

lesta da molesta

Lester wheres ur Chinese gf

[odd canopy]

Someone tell me why Lester got a 40M cut of the big score when I did all the work smh

[stable oar]

They should have a terminator in gta for a Halloween event

It would be fun for it to chase you and be almost impossible to kill

[woven minnow]

can hangar get raided?

[wintry heron]

12 research left, buying them all on my alt

[stable oar]

No

[woven minnow]

thank god

[stable oar]

That’s about 2 mil

[wintry heron]

I bought all

51?

[stable oar]

Rip

[wintry heron]

11mil

[stable oar]

Could have bought some good upgrades with that

[wintry heron]

Like

[stable oar]

Torador, deluxo, moc, terrabyte and opressor mk2

[flat zenith]

One of the best vehicles now

Like top 5 id say

[wintry heron]

might get it

[odd canopy]

I love my Deluxo

[stable oar]

Same

I like dropping it at the clouds and spinning

[wintry heron]

ima get oppressor mk1

[stable oar]

It’s prolly the most fun veichle in gta

[wintry heron]

or ramp buggy

i like trolling people lol

[odd canopy]

Wedge Phantom is great

[stable oar]

Every time i use ramp buggy everyone follows me wanting to be launched again lol

[wintry heron]

which is the better choice

cuz i’m tryna get the most fun

[stable oar]

Ide say mk1

Cause u can use it in contact missions

Up to u tho

[wintry heron]

I got the mk2

[loud knot]

[stable oar]

Mk1 can go up walls

[odd canopy]

Mk1 more bang for buck imo, fun and useful

[stable oar]

Agreed

[wintry heron]

K ima buy it then

[wintry heron]

after that ima buy ramp buggy

[loud knot]

Kiss the wall

Not me

[stable oar]

Ima sleep now

Goodbye forever

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/playing-hard-to-get-i-like-it-attractive-i-like-you-feelings-gif-16834680

sleeping at 10 is crazy ong

[stable oar]

Its 3am for me

[wintry heron]

goodbye 👍🏽

[wintry heron]

wya

[wintry heron]

: timezones

[loud knot]

Mhm

[stable oar]

Over there

[wintry heron]

yes

[odd canopy]

Timezones aren't real

[wintry heron]

which country

[stable oar]

That one over there

[odd canopy]

it's 1:55pm everywhere in the world

[loud knot]

Its 8:55 pm

[wintry heron]

Fax

5:55 am here

[wintry heron]

oh your talking abt that one over there

Yall are delusional

[stable oar]

Yes that one

Welp

[wintry heron]

it’s 9:55 ong

[stable oar]

Gn

[wintry heron]

Gn

[loud knot]

Gts

[wintry heron]

Oh hell nah

5:55

8:55

[odd canopy]

1:56 you fools

Wake up to yourselves

Get a grip

[wintry heron]

9:56

fool

I'm wide awake daddy

[odd canopy]

😳

[wintry heron]

yo

[loud knot]

Go sleep rn

[wintry heron]

Make me

[odd canopy]

[wintry heron]

hi

[loud knot]

[wintry heron]

That's too small

https://tenor.com/view/prepare-for-war-threat-menace-kalash-kalachnikov-gif-20823701

[loud knot]

[wintry heron]

only in america

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-twerking-ratchet-dancing-throwing-ass-gif-13893121

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/period-ahh-gif-26738381

Period ahhh period uhhh~

no

[loud knot]

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

Go sleep

[crude gazelle]

Sleep or you like sweetloren

i wouldnt risk it

xd

[smoky bane]

shushs

[wintry heron]

Go make out with tgg

[crude gazelle]

He would dip out immediately

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

ong he only likes cute girls

[crude gazelle]

Who doesent?

[wintry heron]

idk

😈😈

[crude gazelle]

xd

[wintry heron]

Personality matters🤓

[wintry heron]

nah

[balmy inlet]

So basically we're getting a performance update this dec

[wintry heron]

(Sarcasm)

nobody want a fat chick with a “good personality”

[wintry heron]

i know

[wintry heron]

Idfk

Isn't it new business

[fading narwhal]

Out of all languages you really spoke facts

[wintry heron]

If they fat means they lazy and eat too much, I aint tryna be around that

[wintry heron]

fr bro

then they complain abt being fat

Ima be eating a salad and she gonna be eating a meal enough for whole family

like there isn’t a thing to fix it

🤦🏽🤦🏽

Acid

lemonade

We don't have heroin business

Or molly?

morphine

Could be mc update 2.0

With More drug businesses