#πβgta-discussion
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Needs a skill transplant

Can I use someone's car to do a time trial?
No
U need higher levels
High asf
Im 124 n can only carry 9 I believe
Canβt remember exactly
So do I have to do the setup again?
Na u need to somehow do the heist
oh
R.I.P
Eh 1 sec
I'm 145 and can carry 10 armour total so I think it's level 140 you get that ability
Hello
well I can still go gather intel and do the other setup missions
What heist is he doing?
Trash truck*
Cayo
Goodluck
For series a cmm
If only he was xbox
But no cross gender
yeah
Gen
Im on the back π
π€£π
first time doing cayo experience
The miguelle madrazo things I guess
The files
I'm trying to finish my last 2 diamond casino setups so I can afford the hacker thing
Because I can't hack
hey everyone im new too the group wanted say hello
Hey
I can hack

he gonna hack you
We literally waited for 10 mins for u earlier but u didnt show up
Casino hacking is ass
EXSPOSED
I was telling the guy to inv me
I was waiting
He wasn't dming me
Cayo is done in under 10 seconds
Is it really that bad?
Bruh
I invited you 6 times
it was half an hour we waited for your ass and you didnt show up, wasted our time dude
Yip
Is there any hacking involved in cayo isnt it just the fingerprint
Yeah
Fam i was spamming the dude's dms and he didn't respond so blame him not me
Yeah theres hacking
Lol
π
I invited you 6 times you fool
I saw one inv
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I only know about the finger print hack
you were too incapable of joining
OH CRAP
And that one inv disconnected me
And once you did, you left
Yeah thats what im talking bout
Anyone here on PlayStation willing to carry me in cayo?
I got disconnected right as I joined
fuck cia
π€«
Fuck cai
fuck aic
You mean C.I.A
u aint got shit about me, im good as gold
no
i aint commited no crimes today, no sireee
Yes
YOOO applejuice
Bro you play on ps
Yeah if u know how to do it can be done in u der 10 seconds
How u doing????
The fingerprint is easy
Good u?
Hey
If u know what ur doing
My mate cant get it lol
Apple juice is best juice prove me wrong
I'm fine with aj or dj
If itβs fermented yes
You wonder why it's been my dj name for 14 years
ill call u what i want to call you mr apple juice
Ok lester
Scope Drainage tunnel
He has done random prep setups ππ
I got the boat as vehicle north dock main entrance
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Well thatβs something
U want me to dm help you?
yeah
How long y'all take to setup cayo
6 years
Is there a cooldown
bro u play on xbox
APPLEJUICE is here
apple juice
Bro imagine not having gta on both xbox and ps4 fr
the fuckin og
@hidden carbon
play a track for me brother
Less than 35 mins
Xbox> PS because we have Apple juice
fruit salad
ok ill give u that entirely, gotta take the L and cry cause of what console i play on.
I do Longfin for Approach
I'm not just like the rest of you, I'm stronger, I'm smarter. I'm better... I AM BETTER.
cause apparently to the CIA it matters so much
hahaha
This is facts
We dont do publics ππ»π€£π€£
PC beats us all anyway
Bros gett ikng emotional
claps our cheeks
This chat confirms that tbh
letβs Gang Bang this PS user
im dead the cia thinks im mad cuz i play on playstation
cant u look thru my camera to prove i aint mad
π©
im confused
Not you
You obviously are crying and shaking rn because of being a PS user π₯΄
You go by they them
tru tho im sad i have a ps4 and im not homeless
We got a whole squad on him
And you go by touch/starved
Why'd you delete the texts taylor?
We gon bang their ass
cuz its spam
this is gta discussion
stop getting pressed about my pronouns and focus on ur own
π€‘
I know who I am.
Bro stfu
Isnβt there supposed to be a truck next to the clothes when Iβm in main entrance approach?
so do i, so good for you lol
Let em cry, it gives them a false sense of self/worth
Heyo everyone. So I'm starting out again but I have played gta online for long time. So I know all businesses. But for that. I should buy Kosatka submarine for Perico Heist, then Agency for , and last Terrobyte for client jobs, and last CEO vehicle warehouse for start to grind and then get other businesses?
i'd hope you know your own identity π
whats up?
you have a social security card yknow if you forget
Iβm not reading that
cool, ask #π¬βgorilla-chat they are friendly
Sub
Then nightclub
Then all 5 mc businesses
Where the fuck his Apple Juice
π
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Apple juice prob underage
Ayo?
Dont buy terrorbytΔ neither vehicle w
why aint @hidden carbon on spotify
Where's gorilla chat
oki
I can't go to it
skill issue
Skill issue
I need the gorilla role
Go sub,sparrow, agency, 5 business, nightclub
Agency last
Skill issue
arcade last π
Can someone flex on me please
Arcade never
meh i use master control terminal quite a bit
alright then
I suppose after everything
MCT master race
Do u guys do coke lockup
Yeah
No we dont do drugs
Especially rn
why not, $1M profit
DRUGS r bad yo
No
weed good for ya
i'm doing all mcs but document forgery
Weed is a plant stfu
I'm back
u r lying
Yoooo
who asked
DJ Apple on the beat
They aren't bad if yu aren't taking em π
I do hardcore drugs like ibuprofen
Same
Too much bro ffs
Paracetamol
ibuprofen more like Ibeprofittin
Boo
Ok
can't beat a good ole line calcium
@white totem you a bitch
We should be able to customise busses in GTA online
Guys finish the word but try not to sound sus. Boo s
It's 2022 ffs
What's the cheapest bike I should get for time trials?
Hi
th
Batti 801 is great
your mum, was i close?
My mom is dead
What's the best bike in game
Where do I get it?
OPRESSOR
like dianna then
Anyone want to do the prison break heist with me?
What's the second best
San Andreas motors
Uhm
opressor mk1!!!!
Am I blind
I think it's the 4th fastest bike
Is that a thing
San Andreas motors it's 15k if I remember
CIA I hope u choke
im just joking but yeah theres opressor mk1 and mk2
It is
Thank u for the confirmation
?
Choke
What's the fastest motorcycle
Ayo on what
if thereβs a mk2 then ofc there will be mk1 πππ
On your cock
4k
It's down the bottom of travel tab
?
BET
Me
Say what if your gay
@hidden carbon
what
What
How old r u
southern san andreas super motors
13 why
the yellow one
I'm 14
im a newborn personally
Y is Xbox only children
just popped out the womb
π§’
Will it be fast enough to do this weeks time trial
π lol
on god
Everyone my gender is attack helicopter what's your's
Why does ps exist?
On god
@trail spear yoo
Yeah it's one of the fastest bikes
The bati 801
Apple be here
Ok
Ty
Hakochu drag is the fastest
Better exclusive
did this dude really just bash ps2 tho
ps>
I'm talking about a cheap one
Do u need help to be rich

Do I need to do any upgrades to it or is it good enough
lmao how much do u have
How does he know
I'm new and I'm broke
That's not funny
Get the fucking sub
I'm not lifeless
Mines a ham n mustard sandwich
Akula.
I am trying
the helicopter thing is kinda played out, find a new insult lol
just do like simeon missons and then buy a high end apt or something
But I keep getting errors on the game
I have one
Bati 801?
Yes
do the heists
I think i have it
okay
Is it upgraded?
You should
I need stunt jumps and idk how to get
Just land them
Look on YouTube for them
stunt jumps r scattered across the map
I land it and it says failed
The gta community in so unreliable
theres one near the aiport
So funny...
The heist needs 4 people
u have to do like a flip
Ye this the one I do
And every time I get people they leave
What I gotta do
Does the Bati 801 need any upgrades or do I just do the time trial
yes doing heists with randoms is like impossible
Land the jumps cleanly
You should be fine
gotta do 410 flips without crashing
with a motorbike i swear u gotta do a flip
420 lad
Ty
my bad i mis counted them
No, just land flat
480*
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Y'all some bitches ong
Stop projecting

ppl use animals as insult
yo i know its not the place to ask but someone on ps4 to help me with 2 mc sells, i got a second person so they shouldnt take long
Im in a rush and nobody wants to help lmao
wow you didnt read the message
π
wow, your still in the wrong chat
Use lfg dumbass
You are fucking blind
I already have, and said nobody there was available, but nobody checks there
@stoic lichen bro called me a child and kept harassing me
already have, shut up
;-;
like a pedo
charge it
I'm not your uncle
but my auntie
π€£
Stfu go watch coco melon
Eat shit
Die
Ps user
Ikr
Inferior beings
Homophobic bitch
lol what
dunno how they get views ngl, it makes 0 sense
bro tryna insult
Yes, I am homophobic
keep it going
1 word: children
I won a mystery at the spin wheel in casino and it's a film reel - so what exactly did I win?
Die
π―
Being homophobic is an L
It's a BIG W
lol wtf is this convo
being gay is L
Am I not allowed to have an opinion in this world?
U either born homo or ur forced hormones by ur parent / guardian to be homo
bruh stop with the homophobic shit
U can't just change to be homo
Oh hold the fuck on
Lmaooi
Ok random person on discord that knows more than scientists about the human brain i totally believe you
Are u a scientist
No but neither are you
I don't mind gays, but they get annoying. I mean, do you see us waving straight flags around and go on straight protests?
Then how does being homo work
They wouldn't do that if people didnt treat them terribly
Apparently there are kids in elementary school saying they homo
Same
As long as theyre not too in ur face with it im ok with gay or whatever they like to be calles
Exactly
Letβs not continue this topic. Use this channel right and keep your opinions to yourself.
I don't know and most people don't.
Understood
Thank you
So how much weed do u guys produce daily
3.5
Idk man i dont even have a vehicle warehouse yet
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shouldn't you be the IAA
U taking Ls
because this is los santos
50 plants
yes
Is the vehicle warehouse useful anymore
its better than ceo and contact missions
Yes
No
How so
contact missions r useless
Vehicle warehouse is useless after u get the trade prices n shit for the missions
I get 900k every 5 hours with just sightseer
well for the vehicle warehouse its a 5-10 minute thing that gives you like 80k each time you do it
Money fixed mind ruin the game
900k for 5 hours β οΈ
which is better than 40k for driving around the whole map
The Autoshop unlocks all vehicle customizations that are locked behind level or stund races and also get a discount if I buy auto shop?
and less annoying
How do you get top range all the time
get 1.5mil with cayo in less than 10 mins
never sell low or mid
Does that still work
then the game only gives you high
Dont do vehicle cargo
I was told it got nerfed
pretty sure
Its shite
eh idk
keep 10 low range and 10 mid range cars in vehicle warehouse
Doesn't work anymore
Didnβt work
Vehicle cargo is shit
Weed is actually good this week
What to do then
I never sell it
It's all random now
Donβt use it
yeah well i'd rather do vehicle cargo than get an anurysum (ik i spelt that wrong) from the dumb hacking minigame and drive from LS to sandy shores back to LS every 5 minutes
Should I just farm cayo 15%, buy sub, do it again twice or three times, buy that helicopter and then i farm it myself
Yes
Or should I do wed or coke lockup
And use bunker
Ok
BUY THE fucking sub
Dont buy anything else until u have at least 30million
What about the helicopter
Im going to do the old way of getting tons of buisnesses, THEN start doing cayo simply to spite you
ye buy sparrow
Thats the only thing u buy
What's this old way
Cuz I'm not gonna always be able to farm cayo
π€
I need a thing to farm while waiting for people hosting cayo
farming cayo is better than doing sightseer and headhunter for 5hours π
Yes
payphone hits
It's not guaranteed to find a cayo heist to join all the time tho
I shouldn't waste time either
dont u need an agency for that
Yeah
What will coop say hmm
Gorilla chat weird as fuck
he doesnt have a sub do u think hes gonna have an agency
after he does cayos
Fuck yeah
Pussies and cocks going on there
So i should just sit ther waiting for cayo hosts all the time? Until I have 30m
ok big man
No u eejit
no buy the sub once u have 2 mil
then save up for the sparrow it will making doing the heist preps a million times easier
When did Rockstar patched this?
What's the cooldown for cayo
-get ceo office and west mesa vehicle warehouse
-farm until chumash bunker
-only sell bunker stock when its under a quarter full and buy supplies (dont steal em)
-buy mc clubhouse and coke lockup and do the same stock and supply thing u did with the bunker
-fully upgrade coke lockup
-do the same with cash factory
-do the same with meth lab
-buy nightclub (the most expensive one, its the farthest north)
-assign technicians to all ur buisnesses and dont worry about popularity
BAM you have money
3hrs solo
Ooh
So just host duo and then setup rinse repeat
after the 2.5hrs go back to ur sub and start a new heist
Yes
Yes
its the same cooldown for hard mode yes
Kk
u cant do hard mode rn coz its ur first cayo
but after u can
So I gotta host and complete my very first cayo to unlock hard mode
Host duo then speedrun casino in 45 mins then rinse and repeat
lightstrap u even gonna read this it took me like 5 mins to type out
Wrong way
Yep I read it
Dont listen to ot
bro what its not replying to it
I basically did all I just need to buy lockup and continue from there
nvm my discord was buggy
Ok
Wait I can do casino
pavel will msg u when a new heist is ready
after ur first heist
u have 48 minutes to go back to ur sub and start a new heist to unlock hard mode
How long does casino take to run anyways
And cayo
Duo
Average time
i know its slow but it works and i want to do the method im familiar with and lightstrap wants to try it
activate hard mode*
for preps or just the heist
u need an arcade to do casino
Like I wait the 48 mins then do that?
yes
Just heist
i need do reprt something
the casino heist takes like 15< when i did it
Alr makes sense
If u have skill and speedrun it it will take 45-50 mins but for the average player 1.5 hrs
Is there a cooldown before I can like start casino right after I finish cayo
12 for me
WHATT wait how I tak that long u guys take 12 mins
also when u do cayo just search up how to do hacks theres a pattern to it and its really easy
The only hack is fingerprint right?
I need help of the diamond casino heist
Yea thatβs with 2 players if solo and u speedrun the setups it will take 45 mins
dayumm me and my friends r slow in the head so u can guess how it went haha
Yes
One in the basement
yes
Oh u mean setup
No setups and finale
but u can guess they probably have opressors or something with rockets so theyll do it way faster
So i setup cayo (35 mins)
Do cayo heist (10 mins)
Setup and do casino heist (45 mins)
Repeat?
cayo heist takes less than 10 mins
Less than 9
Casino is ass
What's ur rinse repeat
Cayo if u watch TGG guide u will take more than 10 mins (elite included) but if u watch speedrunner guide u will get it done in 6 mins
is the obey 10f widebody a good car?
No
Get on with my 3 friends then do whatever heists we feel like doing
if ur doing cayo solo u can literally just run straight to rubios office and kill the 3 guards to find the key
Or more
CMM or Doomsday CMM or Casino or Cayo any that we feel like doing
I had to kill all of them one day
hahaha
the key spawns random but its usually with one of the 3 guards outside rubios office
There are 5 possible guards carrying gate keys so I just kill the 5 until I get the gate key
Theres more than 5
3 red guards and the 2 at the swimming pool
No only 5
yeah ive always gotten it from the red guards
Someone send me controller sensitivities if u use custom cuz movement in cayo is difficult for me
Use first person
I got left behind and we failed cuz it move weird
I kill a minimum of 12 guards on a perfect duos run
2* go on the roof and climb on the thing and kill the guard near the stairway and the one up top
sens doesnt really matter u have aim assist anyways
ive never done the roof thing
Then your missing out
might try it
Much easier imo
Imo its not any faster
kind of is
Na not for my play style
Longfin jump is the best way to get in to the compound it takes 1:30 while drainage takes 2:10
Maybe urs and some other people but not mime
last cayo i took longfin to the hangar
the only spawns i got there was 1 coke and 2 cash
I havenβt been to hangar in a year since I do it with 2 or more friends
What's ur speedrun method
dont speedrun have fun lmao
understand it first
Alr
Imma do sum research
Yes speedrunning takes a lot of understanding and knowledge
How do u learn the gta map
Drive it
anyone b2b bogdan ps5
By playing the game
i saw this guy job teleported to his kosatka
I do that
how do u do that
What for
Flying
Preps
opressor mk2 makes preps way easier
but i would say buy the sparrow first because its cheaper
and easier to get
Mk2 is 1.9 right
opressor mk2 u need a terrobyte and a nightclub to upgrade
Or what
Oh that's wow
What about mk1
trade price for opressor mk2 is 2.8 or something idk
the mk2 is just better than the mk1
the mk1 is way more fun
but mk2 for grinding
anyways just focus on getting the sub and the sparrow for now
Ok ok
Das quite a lot
yeah dont worry about getting an opressor rn
dont need it
Ever
mkII is good for grinding but sparrow works as well
it's just that the sparrow is fragile and has a cool down, but so does the mkII
I play games like payday2 so I used to the money grinding heists
but if you have both you switch between them doing sales and stuff
yeah someone could like kick the sparrow and it would blow up
least that's what i do
@sleek oriole2 is better then sparrow
yea
sparrow has more agility
why did you at mk lmfao
probably faster than the mkII nowadays
Faster landing and take off on mk2 then in sparrow. Sparrow is weak on landings
Yeah it defo is
idk they were hoping the bike would respond
Get a mate to fly it n jump out
π€·πΌββοΈ
Spamming unlimited sparrow rockets π₯΅π₯΅
Im solo player
or do what i do and just jump out and let the fella land its self
Yeah true
yeah and then it goes boom
and then u just respawn it
Then recall it
half the time i just jump out and let mine land in the water, it respawns with no insurance
All takes timeβ¦
like during the kosatka prep π
Bruh I can make a new char and get rich so fast cuz of this cayo farm?
Mk2 is faster
no u dont need to make a new character haha
i bet the sparrow could beat the mkII from the airport to blaine
do u have criminal enterprise?
Yes i do
No
i started off with it and godamn that shit helped
Ikr
Sparrow is faster
Its hopelessβ¦. Waste your money if you want
vigilante is more fun xD
yeah cause free ceo office, free mc clubhouse, free counterfeit cash, but the bunker location is awful
the sparrow is a great investment haha
ikr π
the sparrow is useful for cayo perico, you can use it right away from your submarine.
yea but its a free bunker 
i hate the fact r* give me free shit
can't call your mkII in the ocean
Only thing bad about the CE pack is the Bunker location, fuck that bunker π
its good if ur new though
a free bunker you'll never be able to sell from 
nah it really not
i had to invest in chumash
although doing missions from it takes like 7 hours just to drive to ls
same as me lol
best way to go ππ»
nah u should use it in the beginning if u have ce and then save up for sub then invest in new bunker
Chumash and Route 68 are based locations
makes life soo much easier
i thought it was the farmhouse
that location even seems far
i just do the phantom wedge trailers, mission is so easy solo
Just finished another massive un needed purchase
Brought me down to 390k
But now back on 10mil
congrats π
Phantom wedge is both the funniest and easiest sell
Yeeting cars to space never gets old
i have to get the phantom wedges or i leave until i do
i still need to buy the ramp buggy
why would you do any other sale
Hell yeah
I think the ramp buggyβs better
if you can just leave until you get the easiest one 
vigilant is evem better for making cars go bye bye
And you should only have one of the two until you start making a lot of money
Do you get a penalty for doing so?
disagree, ramp buggy is way better
you only lose 10% of product, easily regained within 15 minutes... sell all over again.

Oh sick, I'm going to have to abuse that
Fuck dune sells
that's why i get semis everytime, or i'll do boats or helicopters
Is it a 10% product loss for every business?
Mad
what you lose is very minimal
No more trash truck sells for me
like if you leave a special cargo sale
you only lose 3 crates
so like you can get the tug boat every time
that's why i don't get why people complain, exactly why
MCs are so easy!!!
I do find all the SC sells pretty eas
$2X is so good rn
Because it doesn't make them instant millionares
$2X on MCs makes me more than cayo perico tho :-/
i make $1M a day from my nightclub, that's literally a cayo
shit is so good rn
Cayo is instant gratification with no work
Can make 10mill a day from cayo
i guess the preps
Nightclub is my best friend rn
If you do solo yeah
how is it so good if you have to wait so long
Hi guys I am new on gta I am looking for friend to play with ! I know is very late but i would really appreciate if someone can do some heist with me π
nc is brilliant
i don't have to wait that long to make $1M with all my businesses
Only if u do it solo
but cayo 3 hours?
48 mins for a duo or trio
ok but cayo isnt better than mcs rn
Yes it is
just my opinion
for me personally, motorcycle club business sales get me more than cayo perico
How tf
This 
Ur doing cayo wrong thenlad
Lol
i'm not gonna answer the same question 20 times
Yeah u have to
Lol

Cocaine: $1,050,000
Meth: $980,000
Counterfeit Cash: $740,000
Weed: $630,000
there's your answer
Counterfeit half full
i really gotta step up my mc stuff then. i just hate the sell missions
Selling those business takes less than an hour and will net you 3.2M
Even more with the rest + nightclub
Doing cayo = brain dead 
right but here me out
cayo is easy money, what ya flapping ya gums about?
No skill
skill issue, leave the game and get semi.
time to run back to back lamar missions
i refuse
i would rather complain than fix my issue

If u do cayo all the time then attempt cmm 
Making cayo your only priority is pretty brain dead but using cayo to supplement your business's or while waiting for business' to stock up isn't
step 1: delete the game
set 2: complain about how hard it is to make money
based.....
Haha
cayo is good but definitely not the be all end all of making money
i think the draw to it is just that you can solo
so like you dont have to depend on anyone else not messing up
i have no problem at all making $2X on all my MCs, while you make $1M from cayo.
i make that from cocaine alone
48 mins
15%
its like 2.5 hours if you solo
get yo facts right its 48 mins
Oooo
cooldown got nerfed
48 if u duo or trio
I do business' and cayo it's a very profitable endeavour
right
Same
Same
The majority of people I'd say are doing cayo solo
Wait what busines u do
U cant say same
U have fuck all
I have them all
The people who have other people are in the minority i think
Yeah but when doing it solo u wait longer
Some people don't have a choice
idk about y'all but i literally started playing at 11:00 and i've already made $7M
You can do with randoms
couldn't get that from a cayo π
oh yeha?
well ill have you know ive lost 400k
beat that dork
It's hardly reliable tho

So 11 hours 7m
What' do i do
fr? cause i havent been selling the whole time π
True
Buy THE SUB
Ok?
you don't have to constantly grind cayo when you own everything in the game, and have no garage storage.
i'll take $2X for sitting on my ass
mcs are passive income
U can do cayo then do casino then sell nightclub for instance
mcs in between cause there's a cool down on heists and its $2X
what i'm sayin'
run cayos but you literally gotta wait to prep another
why not make more millions in between if you have the time and want the money
cayo isn't the only thing you can do
have they patched the cayo gold solo glitch yet
it's not like i'm sitting here bashing the heist and the profit you recieve, but right now you can seriously bank from doing more
Hi
That's a thing
think so
On pc
saw some guy do it on youtube
i got such good luck on a cayo run last night
pink diamond and 2 things of coke
right next to eachother
i got tequila 
8:50 with elite and like 1.6m payout
Cant get coke in the compound
Yeah but u said pd and coke right next to each other soβ¦
Lol
π
but yeah was happy boy
Na fucking people up is what i like to do
DW it made perfect sense to me @sharp walrus
Hey i was winding him up fs
im being GASLIT
this is ABUSE
im telling the discord moderatoirs
you guys will be in so much trouble

Do better
Abuse?
Hahah
Im scottish u will know abuse when u get it
Hehe
I destroyed the entire economic balance of Europe as a joke
The punchline was poverty
ππ
What do i do in between this
get a fucking job, boom money
π
ask lester i think hes looking for a sugar daddy
But u said u do ur businesses
Yeah coz i got them
on a real note tho, do what ever is x2-x4 money it all adds up
short trips take 5-10 minutes and you'll get $100K
So u so them before or after u setup cayo
have a nap
every week theres new shit with double money go and fuck around and get a feel for them
I do them when cayo is in cooldown
my rinse repeat method is cayo nap cayo :)
thats a brilliant idea, dont wanna be tired for when we rob rubio again
Idek what dis is
Out of ur price range
skill issue
online > jobs > missions > short trip
i think you can access them without an agency now
Ooh so after the cayo there's a 48 minute cooldown before u can setup and run another cooldown, that's when u run ur businesses - during that cooldown



