🚔┃gta-discussion

[slender pivot]

ok run a check with the mechanic on every garage

[languid tangle]

What happened

[slender pivot]

purchase glitch, no car

happened before

[languid tangle]

I guess report to rockstar but they probably arent gonna do anything

[wintry heron]

balls

[stable lance]

R U next gen oJ?

[wintry heron]

yes

[stable lance]

Wanna do cayo?

[wintry heron]

nah

[stable lance]

Fuckkkkk

[wintry heron]

i need to sell by full bunker tho

[midnight kernel]

Bloody ell

[stable lance]

Can help

Do cayo in return

Lol

[wintry heron]

ok

[stable lance]

Ayy

[faint shore]

New podium car is Galivanter baller ST

[real stirrup]

is hard mode on cayo more profitable?

[crude gazelle]

Yes

[faint shore]

not sure last i know 10% but could be different this week starting things for it now

[real stirrup]

great

ty

[slender pivot]

they do sometimes, they even gave me a cayo reward which had not reached my bank, so try it

make sure you tell them the most precise time, all the steps you took, the messages and the specific car

[midnight kernel]

I did

I actually did

[faint shore]

all cayo vehicles including sub 30% off

[midnight kernel]

Even the exact money i had before purchasing

[slender pivot]

where u saw that

[faint shore]

on warstock

[slender pivot]

wait they updated the game before releasing data?

[languid tangle]

I need help with prison break nobody is answering in #🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4

[slender pivot]

lol

[faint shore]

doing gather intel to make sure its 1.5xs

[midnight kernel]

Yeah he is right

[slender pivot]

well 30% is a good idea, I will see what I will buy

[timid eagle]

What da update

[faint shore]

cayo vehicles 30%

galivanter ballerST poduim

double checking 1.5xs on cayo heist now

[timid eagle]

Nice

Panther?

[faint shore]

unsure currently flying to cayo now

[stable lance]

Wait is cayo 1.5

[faint shore]

currently checking not there yet but if in suit with other hiests most likely

[midnight kernel]

Savestra on motorsport is on sals

[stable lance]

I hope so

Would the 1.5 be the target or the actual total take

The target it 1x for me

Tequila smh

[vivid kestrel]

It would be the target

[midnight kernel]

Boriso 300 ,nebula turbo,decaleds vamos on sale from south sanandreas

[vivid kestrel]

The reason casino was overall 1.5 is cause there was no secondary in the casino

[faint shore]

should be 1.5 overall

[vivid kestrel]

That would be so much tho

[faint shore]

still making my way with vellum to cayo

its already so much just solo

shit gtav plus for consloes already giving out panter every week

[vivid kestrel]

Thats their loss

[crude gazelle]

True

[faint shore]

there game economy is already so broken

[atomic mountain]

I feel so bad for the new users

I grinded 200 million in Cayo before they nerfed it

you could also do it solo with elite to make it so profitable

[faint shore]

any new cars near million dollars let alone upgrades or clothes

[vivid kestrel]

Imagine spending money on your internet+online service+GTA plus just to play The game

All of it is a subscription as well

[atomic mountain]

you know what's worse

[vivid kestrel]

This Convo?

[atomic mountain]

knowing R* is gonna do that for GTA6

[timid eagle]

💀

[atomic mountain]

they're gonna r@p3 us sideways

taking everything they've learned from GTAV and just r@p3 all of us with GTA6

[vivid kestrel]

Honestly

My opinion

R* probably didn't anticipate online being such a hit (low IQ move) so they shot themselves and dug a bigger hole by running a P2P service

I think the next GTA will be just called grand theft auto

And they are gonna have dedicated servers

[slender pivot]

no effing way

[atomic mountain]

wishful thinking but ok

[slender pivot]

RS spending as full dedicated server for this

nfw

[crude gazelle]

yeah

[slender pivot]

remember, the problem is in PC

consoles dont have the problem or is very very reduced

and most paying kids are in consoles

[faint shore]

got pink diamond but heading back now to check price on sub if 1.5

[slender pivot]

no win scenario

[atomic mountain]

I got GTAV from the epic giveaway

[vivid kestrel]

I think the next GTA will have a better experience, probably will milk money from us but at least we can see that in real time with dedicated regional connection

[atomic mountain]

never paid a cent on it

you sure there won't be China spammers

them are the worst

[vivid kestrel]

You are so innocent

China spammers are just a mild inconvenience

[atomic mountain]

not sure what you're comparing innocent to but ok lol

[vivid kestrel]

Listen, is it that hard to believe rockstar will make a stable service? I'm not arguing it won't be shark cards all over again , probably more with less mods

[slender pivot]

yes

[atomic mountain]

i dunno and dun care to speculate tbh.

[vivid kestrel]

You are delusional

[atomic mountain]

but if there's a way for R* to maximize profits by milking the sh1t outta their users, I'd believe that

[vivid kestrel]

It's in their best interest to start over and make a better monopoly on shark cards (no replay/money drop)

[atomic mountain]

and if that means providing stable servers so we come back then ya got me

[vivid kestrel]

Yeah this guy gets it

[faint shore]

im getting 1.43 for pink diamond on hard mode atm

[atomic mountain]

lmao

[vivid kestrel]

Ropee

[faint shore]

not sure if the 1.5 is after completion

[atomic mountain]

And this guy gets it

[faint shore]

what

[vivid kestrel]

Is the update out yet?

If not stop trying

[atomic mountain]

podium is baller gt, prize is tropos ralleye

[faint shore]

yes it is

[atomic mountain]

which means I won't bother to play this week also.. sigh

[vivid kestrel]

That sucks then

[atomic mountain]

R* gave away the baller gt and tropos ralleye for free before and I got it then

and since I don't grind, the only thing that interests me are the prize and podium

[vivid kestrel]

I just mess around with random players

Brings me back when i started in 2015

Or just become a devious menace

[atomic mountain]

oh you're a griefer

[crude gazelle]

What

He didnt even say he griefed

[vivid kestrel]

I perfer "impostor"

[atomic mountain]

"mess around with random players'
"become a devious menace"

not sure where you go with those

I personally dun give a damn since I'm mostly in inv only

[vivid kestrel]

Mess around and mess with 2 different things

[midnight kernel]

Got the car

[atomic mountain]

unless there's a special event that I need like the service rifle thing

[crude gazelle]

Exactly

[atomic mountain]

"be a devious menace"

[vivid kestrel]

That one is true

[atomic mountain]

[vivid kestrel]

I kill random people, but i just drive by them

Or tase them

And beat em up

Sometimes when i feel a little crazy i orb a grinder into dust

[keen cloak]

Peter griffin

[vivid kestrel]

It's petergriffingaming

[keen cloak]

Oh sorry

Petergriffingaming

[vivid kestrel]

✅

[timid eagle]

So panther here or not?

[faint shore]

not from what ive seen i got pink diamond

and dosnt seem like 1.5 either

but not sure im gonna speed run and see if payouts after finish

[molten pike]

there isn't a cayo perico 1.5 bonus is there?

[faint shore]

wokring on setups and finish give me 30

[vivid kestrel]

Big L if there isn't

[faint shore]

fingers crossed but from what im hearing theres bonus on original hiests and dooms day but still pushing t figure things out

[real stirrup]

who has cayo? I need 1.4M more... to get opressor MK II

[crude gazelle]

do 2-4x money and rp missions!

[real stirrup]

why would I do 10 missions whern I can do 1 cayo

[faint shore]

do you own a sub then do 1 solo cayo

[proper drum]

I do cayo replay glitch, pink diamond, normally earn 1.65M every 10 minutes, should I finish it this time properly and get the Panther ?

[real stirrup]

yea

[real stirrup]

I've done now

[proper drum]

you wanna do it with me?

so that I can also finish it properly this time and get the panther statue

[real stirrup]

ya

[proper drum]

also only wait another 45 minutes

let's go

[real stirrup]

dm

call

[timid eagle]

Don’t discuss glitches.

[proper drum]

sorry, I was just asking

[timid eagle]

Panther’s back?

[proper drum]

Tgg weekly update video

[timid eagle]

Its not out yet?

Or is it

Oh it is

Nice

Big W

[maiden gazelle]

Does anyone know how to fix whenever i launch my gta online it says the files required are not their

Would really appreciate it

Same thing with rdr2 online

[frozen kettle]

Ok so panther back

Nothing else about cayo?

[polar wraith]

Internet just turn off ur ps and wait

Like 10 m or smrh

[maiden gazelle]

Kkk

[frozen kettle]

The weekly updates are in thursday afternoon or midnight

[tribal slate]

Whats the cool down time for cayo solo

[wintry heron]

2h30m

[tribal slate]

Oh wow

[crude gazelle]

Bro all i see on tgg thursday update is "FiRsT vIeWeR" "fIrSt CoMmEnt"

[timid eagle]

[vocal locust]

That s me

:))

[crude gazelle]

Sure

[gray coral]

what is the cooldown for cayo perico if u finish it solo?

3 hours?

[crude gazelle]

144 mins

[trail spear]

2 hrs

[vocal locust]

BC everyone was doing IT solo

Like spamming it

And not doing IT with someone

And rockstar added that in the last dlc

2h and 24min cooldown

[little fiber]

Only a panther statue for cayo

Pathetic

[trail spear]

its the best in the game smh

[little fiber]

Yeah but they could've added increased payout or something too

[trail spear]

u asking too much

[tribal slate]

Ahhh the greed

[trail spear]

just be happy with panther smh

[tribal slate]

Yeah lol

[little fiber]

They increased it for casino didn't they

[trail spear]

cayo aint casino tho

[little fiber]

Not that big of a difference

[tribal slate]

What if i went offline after doing cayo will i be able to active hard mode

[little fiber]

Nah

[trail spear]

dude stop complaining

[little fiber]

Why

[trail spear]

because we dont care

[little fiber]

And where did u see me asking if u care or not?

Goofy ass xbox player

[trail spear]

why so salty lmfao

[little fiber]

Salty?

Calling you goofy means im salty?

It means that you're goofy

[trail spear]

so?

everyone has there perfered console

[little fiber]

Xbox players are gay

[trail spear]

pretty sure you can get banned from server for being homophobic

[little fiber]

You really don't

Two indian kids were homophobic af yesterday and nothing happened

Even mods saw them and nothing happened

[trail spear]

just means mods aint doing their jobs proper

[little fiber]

Exactly

[trail spear]

its a discord community right?

lie partnered

[wintry heron]

You still crying damn💀

[little fiber]

U indian?

[wintry heron]

What?

Fuck you Rockstar for leaving the Toreador out of the discounts

No im not and if i were whats problem with being indian lol

[little fiber]

You're indian 100%

[wintry heron]

Don’t expect something fucked up being solved by a fucked up mod, most of them are lacking here

Mamu ti jebem mrtvu američku

I remember calling one out, telling she got flat tits and she didn’t do anything about

[crude gazelle]

Move on stop crying

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

Does this sound indian?

[little fiber]

How tf am i crying lmao

[gray coral]

for the cayo cooldown do I have to be online for 2 hours? or can I go offline and come back and then I can start it up again?

[crude gazelle]

You're still talking about it

[little fiber]

Every time i see an injustice im gonna talk about it cuz i ain't a b*tch

[trail spear]

exactly mods should be doing their jobs instead of being lazy

[little fiber]

Man the juan taps are so satisfying in this game

Got 4 of them in a row

[gray coral]

?

[little fiber]

U have to be on to get hard mode

[gray coral]

so if I go offline I'll get normal?

[little fiber]

Yes

[trail spear]

i got the panther xD

[little fiber]

No shit

Everyone gets it the first time

[crude gazelle]

true

[wintry heron]

Yes cooldown also expires when offline

[gray coral]

alright, good to know

thanks

[wintry heron]

Anyone want to play Ms. Baker mission ?

[crude gazelle]

No

[languid tangle]

Is cayo better solo or duo

[wintry heron]

Soli

Solo*

[night mural]

Depends on secondary loot tbh

[crude gazelle]

In general or what?

[trail spear]

duo, more to steal

[night mural]

If you have a lot of gold than id say duo

[wintry heron]

Duo 3 gold if less just solo it

[night mural]

Facts

[crude gazelle]

Nah you could still do it solo with gold

if its in west storage

[dim trench]

I get coke

[wintry heron]

Wait you can still glitch in west storage?

[dim trench]

Or weed at that point

[wintry heron]

Smart

[crude gazelle]

Yeah i think

[wintry heron]

[dim trench]

But I wish to know more in dms

W

[crude gazelle]

Alr sure

[dim trench]

Bot

[wintry heron]

Anyone want to play Ms. Baker mission ?

[languid tangle]

Yea

[midnight kernel]

hey i want to

[wintry heron]

Dm

[midnight kernel]

i was actually about to ask someone to do it today

[wintry heron]

Mah’ man

[little fiber]

Wtf

Why did i get bearer bonds

[dim trench]

Because

[trail spear]

rip

[little fiber]

They scammed me

[wintry heron]

You never bought a shark card

[little fiber]

So if i don't buy shit they don't give me the panther?

[crude gazelle]

Capit i sent u a vid on west storage thingy

[slender pivot]

holy shit they literally placed the statue???? AHAHAHHAHAHHAH

[dim trench]

I bought a 50 usd shark card for the mk2 then I waited for the 80 percent bonus to get kosatka

[slender pivot]

what have they done...

[dim trench]

Christmas deals at rock star are good for me

[wintry heron]

Oof

[dim trench]

That 50 usd made me 500million gta money

[wintry heron]

I mean even if you can afford it, still a waste

[dim trench]

Maybe more

[wintry heron]

How?

You did it yourself

[dim trench]

Mk2 and kosatka?

[crude gazelle]

Maybe because he used the oppressor mk ii to help him make money?

[wintry heron]

That 50USD just saved you some hours

[dim trench]

Grind time?

[dim trench]

No shit

Not only that I had no way to make money

[wintry heron]

But after the 50USD you did the rest yourself

[dim trench]

Yup

It was worth it

[crude gazelle]

Oppressor mk ii just made it a lot easier

[wintry heron]

So you grinded so much, that the 50USD was not necessary to spend, but we do spend cause we lazy and want things to happen fast due lack of patience, correct?

[little fiber]

If i started the cayo before the update it doesn't count like the first hesit of this week?

[dim trench]

And that it did

[wintry heron]

[slender pivot]

mostly peoplewho knew the game got a white to get the sub and then grind it

[dim trench]

Actually incorrect for my case since I had no way to make money

No business

[wintry heron]

Bro if you committed too that grind, should’ve not spend that 50 USD in the first place

[slender pivot]

I didnt but I had help

[wintry heron]

What I did was…

Spamtext everyone in sessions to ask if they can help me buy a kosatka, and save up til 2.2 wich are just two cayo runs

[slender pivot]

yeah

[dim trench]

I grinded on races and jobs but it didn't make anything

[wintry heron]

So assuming you were just lazy and not trying, bought the card and instantly worked your way up from there

[slender pivot]

eventually a good soul comes with an 85er

[dim trench]

Cause I had to spend it on cars

[wintry heron]

The beginning is always frustrating I don’t blame you

[dim trench]

I wasn't lazy I did my work

[wintry heron]

The first millions are hard on your own

[dim trench]

Ofc they are

[wintry heron]

So you just saved time

[slender pivot]

if cayo was not there it would be much worse

[wintry heron]

It does not matter in your case honestly

Cause you have a job and rely on yourself, at least I hope

[dim trench]

Nah diamond and apartment would be enough

[wintry heron]

You can buy whatever you want

[dim trench]

Just not doomsday

[wintry heron]

You’ll earn it back anyway

[dim trench]

Yup

[slender pivot]

you need ppl, it is not secure or self reliable

[languid tangle]

Anyone up for prison break

[dim trench]

Randoms

[fallow mural]

Hey @languid tangle, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[languid tangle]

Ends badly

[dim trench]

Not back in the day

[wintry heron]

I always say it is best to grind a job and get real payout instead of some game and flex things like a garage full of Deluxo’s or glitched clothes, but honestly the real flex is working, earn money and be able to buy a sharkcard

[slender pivot]

heck. nowadays the payphone hits and agencies downgraded apartment hiests to oblivion

[wintry heron]

[languid tangle]

True

[dim trench]

Less 5 year olds

[wintry heron]

Why spend 10 hours in a game if you can make 12€ an hour and earn €82 bucks a day

Think about it

[dim trench]

Mhm

Thats what I'm doing

But not getting paid

[wintry heron]

Are you some pimps hoe?

[dim trench]

First of all I'm a guy

[wintry heron]

That was a joke

[dim trench]

Second it's called school

[wintry heron]

Guy

[steel lotus]

I'd rather die than give Rockstar a penny of my money

[wintry heron]

And the third?

[dim trench]

Except it's for 12 hours

That's the third

[wintry heron]

[languid tangle]

Well you bought gta 5

[dim trench]

🤡

[wintry heron]

Who said he paid

[steel lotus]

nope, got it for free from epic

[wintry heron]

[steel lotus]

they

[dim trench]

Smart man

[languid tangle]

😎

[wintry heron]

A friend of mine in Germany got lucky

[languid tangle]

Imagine buying gta+

[wintry heron]

He played mw2 beta for one day and got a voucher to unlock the game for free

[steel lotus]

if I ever spend any money on gta you can just assume I've gone off the rails

[dim trench]

Fr

[wintry heron]

It’s worse than gambling

[little fiber]

How much is the statue on hard?

I think i tricked the system

[wintry heron]

23,595,000

[dim trench]

Same the money I spent was enough for my empire

[little fiber]

What

[wintry heron]

-21,000,000

And something

[little fiber]

Another day of this mf thinking he's funny

[wintry heron]

You could’ve already had your answer if you would just google it

[languid tangle]

Yep

[wintry heron]

2,500,000

[little fiber]

This is my google for gta

[wintry heron]

There you go

[little fiber]

Aight thx

[languid tangle]

Just got 1.8 mil for duo cayo first time

[wintry heron]

€3.148.396 duo on hard mode is the best take I got today

[wintry heron]

Pink diamond?

[unreal kayak]

what the new update?

[wintry heron]

[languid tangle]

Files

[wintry heron]

Black Panter

[languid tangle]

1.8 was my cut

[wintry heron]

That’s about it

[languid tangle]

His was 300k

[wintry heron]

Yes

[unreal kayak]

actually

damn this update fucking sucks

[wintry heron]

Yes

No major update

Wich indicates this games is coming too it’s end

[unreal kayak]

i dont wanna waste my life grinding cayo

[languid tangle]

Im doing prison break with randoms they are high level tho

[wintry heron]

Then use time to grind a job

[unreal kayak]

true

im just gonna study tho

[wintry heron]

Just do it

[unreal kayak]

a job?

lol

[wintry heron]

Ye bro

Anything that helps you earn 10 bucks

Do that same thing ten more times

Now you have a 100 bucks

And do that same thing over ten more times

[unreal kayak]

im not in the need of money lol

[wintry heron]

Now you have a 1,000

Do that same thing ten more times!

[unreal kayak]

I need to practie irl shit for like a week

[wintry heron]

You just got 10,000

Hire some people and let them do what you did

Congratulations, you are on your way of becoming wealthy

[wintry heron]

Eventually you do

Might as well start building now

Cause after you reach 30+ and you still don’t have shit, living a lonely life while you never actually had a pussy

[trail spear]

if only life was that simple and easy

[wintry heron]

Mate then you are screwed

This is the generation we live in now

Everyone is lazy

Lacking discipline

So make sure you learn how to work hard for yourself so that you can reach goals in life

Or play GTAV

You decide

[slender pivot]

forget man.... The New Gen is energyless

[steel lotus]

ever think about why

[slender pivot]

there are no exvcuses for why

they can do anythjing

and they decided to do everything wrong

their choice, their consequences

[steel lotus]

Ok boomer

[trail spear]

just focus on your life than and sto giving such a shit about others smh

let the new gen learn for themselves thats what we had to do

[wintry heron]

Wise words

[trail spear]

they can only really learn from experience

[slender pivot]

spoken like a true Gen Z lol

[steel lotus]

gen z is growing up having no perspective for the future due to climate change, politics are run by old rich people and were having a economical disaster with the amount of inflation

[wintry heron]

Benefit from experience or stay crippled like Lester

[steel lotus]

also student debt and how expensive housing is

[trail spear]

exactly

[wintry heron]

Inflation is crazy right?!

Like holy shit

[brisk canyon]

i after month of waiting the sub is on sale so i can buy it to my second character

[wintry heron]

And 2023 hasn’t even started yet

[steel lotus]

yeah I live in the 4th worst country and it really isn't helping my mental health lmfai

[wintry heron]

2023 will be a tough year for many people

Including myself

Electricity bill will skyrocket in the netherlands

[steel lotus]

and I mean someone had to raise gen z for most of us to be so fucked up

[wintry heron]

But also food and supplements

[wintry heron]

By that time I will hopefully be very old

[steel lotus]

yeah in poland the winter will be TOUGH

[wintry heron]

I won’t get to witness the consequences of fuckups

[wintry heron]

Not to mention the gas prices

[steel lotus]

yep

[wintry heron]

I wish I could fart endlessly so I have my own gas

Fart in tubes and sell them on the streets, beat the competition

[steel lotus]

for boomers and gen x it's a mid life crisis or maybe the end chapter of their lives but gen z and whoever is next it's our whole life

[wintry heron]

That is how I see it

[steel lotus]

and you wonder why we're depressed like it's our fault

[wintry heron]

Don’t make kids bro, they’re gonna be fucked

Just kidding

[steel lotus]

this is directed at old giga btw

[wintry heron]

Just work hard and you will surive

Keep going

[steel lotus]

minimum wage is also very bad

[wintry heron]

Maybe immigrate

Too Los Santos

[woven minnow]

did the casino bonus go away yet?

[wintry heron]

I know a contact who can help you, his name is Trevor

[wintry heron]

Yes it is gone

[woven minnow]

is cayo bonus out?

[wintry heron]

There is no cayo bonus

There is Black Panter

[woven minnow]

ah

[wintry heron]

And double bonus for uhm Series A and Prison Break

Just check TGG’s video

#🎥┃videos

[woven minnow]

u dont need gta+ for this panther right?

[wintry heron]

No

Hello medarchon

What are you creating at the visual studio @fleet pebble

Wierd name

What in the hell is a Jalebi then?

Lol its a sweet

I like sweets

Did you ever had a Crispy Cesar?

Very Crispy

Yea salad

[trail spear]

crunchies are the best xD

[wintry heron]

I like the sushi that is a bit spicy with that crunchy stuff around it

I wonder if GTA6 will highlight Triads

I really hope so

[trail spear]

you mean the seaweed wrap lol

[wintry heron]

Ye!

A custom seaweed wrap

Gta6 will be completelu different than previous games

[trail spear]

mmmm

[wintry heron]

Yes

Crab rice 🍚

I mean if you compare the leaks from gta5 and 4, then gta6 will definitely be something very epic, cause their leaks already look decent and that is just a fraction of the game

Everyone can get the Panter now

Whats a panter

[slender pivot]

B2B Glitchers: yes it is

[slender pivot]

yep, they redefine the meaning of crap

... again

[wintry heron]

For next 15 yrs

[hoary dome]

Scamming in this server is gonna go through the roof, lots of tears soon with panther

[wintry heron]

With the rate rockstar games are going we will have single gta in every century

[slender pivot]

with the panther there isnt even the need to....

you just do solo for 2M or more runs

[little fiber]

Panther on hard and paintings?

[wintry heron]

Gold mate

[little fiber]

Door thingy or friends?

[wintry heron]

Ye bro I cut my body in half and did duo with my upper body and legs

[little fiber]

So you did the door thingy

[hoary dome]

Can’t do solo b2b on console

[wintry heron]

I did duo you donkey

[little fiber]

Shame on you

[hoary dome]

The lfgs will have some drama

[wintry heron]

Duo means two

[little fiber]

Hassan get the stones

[wintry heron]

I named my goldfish Hassan

For some reason the fish bowl blew up shortly after

[little fiber]

Bro...

[wintry heron]

Ayoooo

[chrome prairie]

can everyone get the panther now?

[wintry heron]

Yes

Rockstar listened

But the update is still shit

[chrome prairie]

first time they do the cayo this week right

[wintry heron]

Nothing major

[little fiber]

Yeah but if you started the heist before the update you won't get it

[stable lance]

Random chance tho init

[wintry heron]

Or still to come! Who knows

[chrome prairie]

wdym

[wintry heron]

The first one is guaranteed

[stable lance]

Or guaranteed

Oh fuck I'm sitting on tequila rn lmao

[little fiber]

If you paid the 25k for the heist before the weekly update you won't get the panther

[wintry heron]

If you haven’t done any intel yet, yes it is guaranteed

[wintry heron]

Now you need luck

[chrome prairie]

oh nah

i haven’t done cayo in a long ass time

[wintry heron]

Ban gta franchise

[stable lance]

Lucky I've got second character

[little fiber]

Haven't done any intel and i got the bonds

[wintry heron]

You know you can reset main target and save secondary right? Or the other way around

[chrome prairie]

i have a heist all set up though

[random echo]

anyone else getting several notifications about new clothes today?

[stable lance]

Yes

[wintry heron]

So if you see the main target, don’t let the game save it, like only look at it with a glimpse and just shut down the game

Then try again till you have it

[wintry heron]

Modder

[random echo]

i'm gonna check out the store but i doubt its anything new

[chrome prairie]

if i complete the heist and then pay for a new one

[wintry heron]

Nothing new

[stable lance]

Basically U can look as long as it doesn't go to the dialogue box above minimap

[chrome prairie]

im gonna get the panther right?

[stable lance]

Not worth it tho

[wintry heron]

Neeb no worries

You will get the Panter

[chrome prairie]

fire

[languid tangle]

Are you on rn?

[random echo]

thought it was locked behind gta plus on next gen

or is that on pc too

i'd hope so

[wintry heron]

I am level 1 sorry

Is gta+ worth it?

[stable lance]

Black panther wakanda 4eva

[languid tangle]

I need help with prison break pls

Nobody is answering

[wintry heron]

Dayum

[slender pivot]

fuck no

in fact

[stable lance]

Fuck prison break

[wintry heron]

Try public session and spam sms everyone to ask if they want to help

[slender pivot]

the gta+ panther statue scam became aparent with PCs now having it

[languid tangle]

I did

[slender pivot]

what did you pay for then? nothing

[little fiber]

You can get the panther on hard now

[wintry heron]

GTA+ players prolly feel fucked now, cause we got the Panter too now, so we took away their benefit

[random echo]

you gotta go to #🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4

if no one is interested there, it's even less likely here. you're simply harassing people to join who aren't trying to get into ANY heist.

[languid tangle]

They are Level 76

[slender pivot]

exactly my point

[wintry heron]

We get top benefit what GTA+ players had, only for free

Good job Rockstar Games

[stable lance]

I only gathered Intel a few hours ago when did panther update come out

[languid tangle]

Ok

[chrome prairie]

forgor how to do hard

[wintry heron]

Stroke it hard and be patient

Then it will get hard

[slender pivot]

lol

[wintry heron]

[stable lance]

Within 48 min of Pavel text

[chrome prairie]

🤨

[stable lance]

👶

[wintry heron]

48 minutes of stroking

[stable lance]

Sore cosck

[slender pivot]

that is going to burn

[wintry heron]

I think your hands will turn numb

[stable lance]

Grind female character ass against Pavel crotch to unlock cayo hard mode

[wintry heron]

Grinding alone is so boring

Pavel must be very rich now, for getting all those cut fees

[stable lance]

We will fuck in your personal quarters yes?

[wintry heron]

But December update, still expecting Michael de Santa as something for Christmas, makes the most sense too me out of all the things i’ve read and heard

[stable lance]

🍌🍣

[wintry heron]

But something major is most of times not temporarily, so maybe Michael as de Santa and then some side jobs throughout the year with his son

[slender pivot]

yeah the movie thing?

[wintry heron]

And save their whore daughter

[half jewel]

Can we get panther statue more than once in this week?

[slender pivot]

yes

[wintry heron]

I am not sure, but if you have it, use it as much as you can

Cause when it’s gone, it’s gone right? There is no way I can B2B this Panter throughout the whole year right?

[slender pivot]

you can always pay gta+... oh wait

[wintry heron]

[half jewel]

I am pc player

[stable lance]

I only gathered Intel a few hours ago when did panther update come out

[slender pivot]

juts now

[wintry heron]

6 hours ago

And 11 minutes

Ago

[stable lance]

What

[wintry heron]

+1 minute

[half jewel]

Ok i guess I only get once this week too

[slender pivot]

no

[stable lance]

What

[slender pivot]

you get first one

[half jewel]

Thanks for the help

[slender pivot]

and then small chance

[wintry heron]

Probably, same was for GTA+

[wintry heron]

Almost impossible

[slender pivot]

ok but still there

[wintry heron]

Yes

And guaranteed once every week

[half jewel]

No they have a 10% chance to get panther again

[wintry heron]

Since this might be here for only a week

[stable lance]

Was it 11min ago or 6hr ago

[wintry heron]

You might just see it once

So best it to B2B crazy

[stable lance]

U silly goose

[wintry heron]

And then retire till 2023

[slender pivot]

12 PST

[stable lance]

That's weird I did Intel after that then

[tough spoke]

Finally the kids who wanted panther will not be crying about it

[stable lance]

I did pay 25k before it tho

Sooo

[brittle sleet]

do i still get the panther statue if I have all the setups done already?

[wintry heron]

For some reason 7/10 people I hear in public sessions are little kids screaming a lot while being level 23

[tough spoke]

Lol

Not unusual

[stable lance]

I used to be LVL 23

Then I became kingpin

[wintry heron]

[stable lance]

Facts

[wintry heron]

Now you scream less

[stable lance]

Yes

Used to grind prison break with randoms

[tough spoke]

Same like 150+ levels ago or more

[stable lance]

Grind the finale

Over and over

Until I never finished it

[wintry heron]

I was lvl 105 yesterday

I am lvl 1 today

[stable lance]

MISSION FAILED
The Velum was destroyed

[tough spoke]

Last time I checked I was 180 or so

[wintry heron]

Rockstar fucked me cause I exploited too much, lucky for not getting a ban, they just dropped the player level and took all my money

My bad

[stable lance]

Yeh that's what U get cheater

[tough spoke]

[wintry heron]

[steel lotus]

it's gta, don't think it's that serious

[tawny token]

Is panther statue going to stay if i do replay glitch?

[wintry heron]

I did my fair share of grinding!

[stable lance]

MISSION FAILED
Prison officer died

[wintry heron]

This week yes, after this week? I really hope so

[stable lance]

MISSION FAILED
Demolitionist died

[wintry heron]

Cause that Panter is my retirement plan

[tawny token]

Thanks

[stable lance]

MISSION FAILED
I got a Shiv for the pleasure

[tawny token]

Its ok bro

[steel lotus]

Colthera can you stop saying mission failed pls

[tough spoke]

Idk don't ask me, I no do glitches

[wintry heron]

Mission Failed / The thermal camera spotted your fart

[wintry heron]

Well in order to bang my mom you need to glitch heavily

[stable lance]

MISSION FAILED
@steel lotus Spilled the meth

[tough spoke]

Yuk

[scarlet spoke]

________ has alerted the guards.

[steel lotus]

how is that funny

[scarlet spoke]

________ has been spotted by the cameras.

[novel lily]

Who is __

[scarlet spoke]

Funniest xbox player

[novel lily]

Ohhh ok

[stable lance]

Thanks babe

Always wanted to be funniest Xbox player

[tough spoke]

XIlIlIIIlX has alerted guards

Aka barcode

[novel lily]

xXProSlayer123Xx died

[stable lance]

NYEeeeerrrrrrrrr nyeeeerrrrrrr

[tough spoke]

[scarlet spoke]

My retirement plan was the 2x diamond casino heist money, earned a solid 2.6 mil from every time i did it

[stable lance]

It seems Rubio is getting in his chopper AGAIN

[wintry heron]

||Your curiosity made you click and reveal this message, however, there is nothing interesting to read. But here! Enjoy this e-fart that smells like sunflower 💨🌻||

[novel lily]

Uh oh, el rubios got eyes on you!

[scarlet spoke]

His chopper kinda looks like the one on my ex-wifes finger, you steal that back, then i am impressed

[wintry heron]

Gotcha

[tough spoke]

Spoiler was edited lmao

F

[stable lance]

The drainage tunnel is up ahead

[wintry heron]

That’s what he said

[scarlet spoke]

Im sorry the CCTV is a bit blurry.. is that a gun made of gold?

[wintry heron]

Bend over, time to drainage the tunnel

[brisk canyon]

that one needed google to help me find it first time

[novel lily]

I am sorry kapitan, you cannot access double keykard doors, maybe bring along friends next time

[wintry heron]

[tough spoke]

[wintry heron]

Germ protection

[tough spoke]

By

[novel lily]

😱🍆😱

[wintry heron]

Have you guys ever gave thought too the name of some places in GTAV?

[scarlet spoke]

You are not attack mullel

[wintry heron]

One of them is pretty disturbing

[stable lance]

Ah U made it, you did not get sucked into turbine? Ah I knew you would be fine

[scarlet spoke]

Chamberlain hills 💯💯

[wintry heron]

Go to Grapeseed

[novel lily]

💀🍆😔

[little fiber]

Anyone wanna do the preps and cayo?

[scarlet spoke]

Pfister

[wintry heron]

Go to Penris building

[novel lily]

Stab city

[brisk canyon]

#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc

[scarlet spoke]

Enus

[wintry heron]

Schlongberg and Sachscenter

[little fiber]

Idk what i would've gone without you

[stable lance]

No loose ends

[wintry heron]

Also pay attention too billboards in GTAV

[steel lotus]

was Rockstar made by 9 year Olds fr

[wintry heron]

Money is everything in this society

[stable lance]

Rubio gets hold of loose end

[slender pivot]

All GTA is just roasting

[stable lance]

He will strangle you with it

Yes

[scarlet spoke]

Paleto BAy

[little fiber]

What

[wintry heron]

This game

[steel lotus]

wtf bro

[scarlet spoke]

How theres not even any kids in gta

[wintry heron]

Music playlist of rockstar is lit tho 🔥

[stable lance]

We've paid them off at LSIA

[scarlet spoke]

iFruit, West Coast classics, and Los Santos radios the best ones

[wintry heron]

Alright that might’ve been a little bit too sensitive but..

[wintry heron]

Also the sets at club and casino

[slender pivot]

speculative as well

[wintry heron]

Too create a game like GTA, you definitely need a sickening way of thinking to come up with good ideas

[scarlet spoke]

Your so corny dawg holy fuck

[slender pivot]

vanilla unicorn...

[wintry heron]

That is what I was trying to say

[stable lance]

Ours is a strange business kapitan

[wintry heron]

Modder

Like imagine a board meeting and talk about the next DLC

[slender pivot]

stop calling ppl modders tf

[scarlet spoke]

Always good to check the safe, I think

[wintry heron]

I am sure the most fucked ideas are brought up the table

[scarlet spoke]

?? How lmao

Most of the dlcs are normal

[slender pivot]

huh no

[wintry heron]

Like throwing babies while they burn at women to stand up against child abortion

[slender pivot]

they arent

[scarlet spoke]

Name some then

[wintry heron]

Just a small example of crazy thoughts

[stable lance]

Oh how U know about my Xbox series X GTA mod menu

[shy flare]

bro wtf is the weaponized ignus?

[wintry heron]

[slender pivot]

doomsday for one

[shy flare]

this is the first time im hearing of it

[stable lance]

Keep it on the hush

[wintry heron]

Trash

[scarlet spoke]

Ps5 exclusive

[wintry heron]

Lol

[shy flare]

oh

[scarlet spoke]

Well no

[shy flare]

makes sense

[slender pivot]

who do you think AVON is alluding to?

[scarlet spoke]

Enhanced and something something exclusive

[wintry heron]

Busted

Gta 6 should be animated

[wintry heron]

Nah bro

Like sidu

Sifu

2D is better

[scarlet spoke]

Hell no

[wintry heron]

Bring back the nostalgy

[steel lotus]

anyways old giga read my previous messages after the Ok boomer one

[slender pivot]

BLASPHAMY

[scarlet spoke]

5 years ago

[wintry heron]

Thats what m talking abt

Blasphemy

[scarlet spoke]

Most of them are normal nowadays

[wintry heron]

[scarlet spoke]

Contract, Casino,

etc

[slender pivot]

ULP

[wintry heron]

Nobody cares

[wintry heron]

This is what they say when I fart during a church session

[slender pivot]

normal?

[wintry heron]

[scarlet spoke]

ULP is pretty normal for whats it going for 🤷🏾‍♂️

Wouldnt know too much tho

Since its ass

[stable lance]

Bro I bought ignus before upgrading to enhanced thinking U can hsw and add the MG after in the MOC or sum no I have to buy a whole new more expensive ignus if I want it hsw

[scarlet spoke]

Awful fucking missions

[stable lance]

For another million

[wintry heron]

Guys thanks for helping me kill time

[scarlet spoke]

i guess?

[wintry heron]

But I must go back to my normal life again

[scarlet spoke]

Who cares

[wintry heron]

I wish you all well and don’t forget to fart today

[scarlet spoke]

In class rn this shit is ass i need sumn to kill my time

[wintry heron]

[stable lance]

Bro Ur right I forgot

[wintry heron]

Kill the teacher

[steel lotus]

can't I'm in math class

[wintry heron]

Kill him too

[steel lotus]

no

[wintry heron]

Who said i’m white

[scarlet spoke]

You act like it

[stable lance]

Why U tryna bring skin colour into it

[wintry heron]

I could be an intergalactic lizard from Mars

[steel lotus]

most funny tgg user

[stable lance]

What's up with you

[wintry heron]

Racist in gta that i did not expect

Find a black discord then

[scarlet spoke]

Yb cord

Im in it

[steel lotus]

reading these chats sometimes feels like eating a piece of bread dipped in water

[scarlet spoke]

Gorilla chat is better

Tbh

[stable lance]

You don't know platform percentages with the very few servers you've been in relative to all servers on discord

[steel lotus]

this server in general

[scarlet spoke]

“You don't know platform percentages with the very few servers you've been in relative to all servers on discord” 🤓🤓

[steel lotus]

Google what estimate means

[wintry heron]

Ik like this server a lot

[wintry heron]

Can you cook?

[scarlet spoke]

You the only bareable person on here 💯💯

[steel lotus]

thanks bro

[steel lotus]

sometimes

[stable lance]

Methamphetamines

[scarlet spoke]

Mans typing the Bible as we speak

[echo dagger]

Hello chatto.

[wintry heron]

I know a buyer who will buy in bulk think abt it

[scarlet spoke]

••• CrispyCesar is typing…

[wintry heron]

It lets me wander between the border of insanity, ofcourse the most of my weight hangs in the common sense corner, but things we sometimes say here, or talk about is not suitable for other places, know what I mean? So it kind of gives us a place to let our thinking just flow without taking the time to decide what to say and what not to say, this could be concerning if you are young and still developing your shitty little brain, but for others it could actually be a relief at some point

I like it

[steel lotus]

all I will say is that most people in this server try way too hard to be funny and it was bearable at first

[scarlet spoke]

Wander this ratio

[stable lance]

Imma pretend that does not exist in this chat

[wintry heron]

[scarlet spoke]

And the people who try really hard are really corny and nerdy

[stable lance]

As if it never happened

[steel lotus]

I think they might just be really young

I was 13 once

[scarlet spoke]

Now your 13 and a half 💯🗣

[wintry heron]

I can be funny, but only in a spontaneous way, if you ask me to tell you a good joke, no idea, more like spontaneously anticipating on what other people are saying and doing

[stable lance]

No one can

[steel lotus]

I really matured in that time

[scarlet spoke]

🤓🤓

[stable lance]

Not even the best comedians

[steel lotus]

then don't force comedy

wait for an opportunity

[scarlet spoke]

Exactly this mf acts 12

[wintry heron]

Ye!

[steel lotus]

that's how I joke with my close friends

[wintry heron]

Who are you reffering

[stable lance]

Kuniva everytime he sees more than a 3 syllable word

Brain can't handle

[scarlet spoke]

Discord give yall way too much if a confidence boost🤦🏾🤦🏾

[stable lance]

🤓🤓

[wintry heron]

It’s fine, they either punch themselves in the face eventually or someone else will

[scarlet spoke]

or its just the way hes typing tryna way too hard to be funny

This mf makes fart jokes

[steel lotus]

I used to speak in meme formats

[scarlet spoke]

This man is genuinely unfunny

[steel lotus]

which was cringe

[wintry heron]

This mf does not like me

[scarlet spoke]

Band kid behavior glad u changed 🐐💯

[steel lotus]

I try my best

[stable lance]

Ur tryna put definitive facts on subjective opinions my guy

[wintry heron]

If you don’t like me talking, don’t even bother mixing yourself up in the conversation

[steel lotus]

was never in band but my main hobby is rubiks cubes

[wintry heron]

[stable lance]

Ur trying way too hard to climb up on that high horse mate

[scarlet spoke]

“mate” 💀💀

[wintry heron]

I remember one time crashing off my bike while mom was cycling cause she saw a horse with a huge cock and got so spooked that she fell

[stable lance]

This is a server started by an Aussie and ur questioning mate

[wintry heron]

True story

[stable lance]

Ur odd

[scarlet spoke]

brixton bully 😈 slide wit a bottie 🔪💯 man hold two for the woodie 🤯🤯

[stable lance]

Unfunny

[scarlet spoke]

mate leave two in ya hoodie 😭🔪😈

[wintry heron]

Oh you are one of those british gang gang kra ka ka drill unsafe in the ghetto walking with a machete as if you are doing cayo heist yes?

While doing high school in a very neat and sophisticated neighbourhood

Get spit on

🖕

[stable lance]

Huh

[scarlet spoke]

Bro i remember when GTA V dropped, like a year after GKMC. Had me walking around the hood terrified, playing as Franklin tryna envision Kendrick's story lmfao. Honestly made the album even better cause I got to, as corny as it sounds, experience being black in a way.

[wintry heron]

So you are white

[stable lance]

Mr corny here

[scarlet spoke]

so its a copy n paste

[wintry heron]

Sorry for being a dick

[steel lotus]

lmao

[wintry heron]

This is my haven to be a dick sometimes

Don’t let it tickle your balls

[stable lance]

Nah crispy U gotta stop with the ree tarted sentences U randomly putting out

[scarlet spoke]

what i been saying twizzy 🤦🏾

[stable lance]

Typing that word properly literally crashes discord

Interesting

[steel lotus]

It's a slur

[scarlet spoke]

What word

twizzy

[stable lance]

Ree tart

[steel lotus]

the r word

[stable lance]

Yeh I know but it crashes the whole app lol

Funni

Special works too

[wintry heron]

Rum 151

Ft jid

[stable lance]

Modder

[wintry heron]

Modder

[stable lance]

Modder

[wintry heron]

Odder

[stable lance]

Modde

EW imagine playing PlayStation

[languid tangle]

Why