🚔┃gta-discussion

[spring stump]

like if i have it i might as well

well if you wanna waste money quickly

[sonic stump]

I eventually want to fully Max out everything, even if it's pointless upgrades

[spring stump]

you have the option of arena vehicles

lol

[spring stump]

don’t bother with doc forgery

just warning you now

[meager harbor]

Do it for the meme

[slender pivot]

All your properties? Ok

[sonic stump]

I know

[sonic stump]

I'm that kind of person like if it makes me money sure I'll spend 2-3 mill to buy the necessary upgrades to make the most money like I did with my bunker after I moved it

[meager harbor]

where did u move it 2?

[ruby flicker]

I’ll buy more businesses and upgrades when I have the stuff I want now

I can farm cayo, do stuff in between or just afk in the nightclub, don’t need nothing else really

[slender pivot]

Yeah regular path

[sonic stump]

I bought one ages ago and upgraded it apparently(I don't remember when I bought it) but I feel like an idiot honestly

[sonic stump]

Chumash

[meager harbor]

Farmhouse is better as sell missions tend to be right side of the map also its closer to ammunations meaning u can deliver truck for 50k in shortbamount of time

[sonic stump]

I was told to move it to chumash from paleto bay(I had a terrible location I know) most of my sell stuff and ammunition stuff has been either in the city or the one near the military base

[meager harbor]

ok

[ruby flicker]

Next thing I buy is probably the 2mill Sanctus bike

[sonic stump]

Plus after finishing dre you literally spawn a short walk from chumash

[meager harbor]

That thing is so cool

[meager harbor]

Nice I guess

[spring stump]

buying the sanctus but at what cost

[meager harbor]

let him buy it

its a game ur supposed to buy cool stuff

[wintry heron]

Just got 1M from selling full small warehouse

These bonuses are xrazy

[ruby flicker]

Yeah someone in the discord showed theirs, his discord name was thy heart is poisoned, and he made it look like amazing and now I want one because of him lmao

[ruby flicker]

The cost of 2mill

[sonic stump]

I don't have very many properties so it should be fine

[spring stump]

you don’t get the meme

sadge

[ruby flicker]

Tbh, I do not I haven’t seen many gta memes lol

This cayo im bout to do might suck

No paintings in the office, bearer bonds, and only cash at the dock

[meager harbor]

Do u only do cayo?

[ruby flicker]

Pretty much yeah atm, doing cayo then selling stuff and doing cargo warehouse stuff while waiting for the cool-down on Cayo

[meager harbor]

dam

I do cayo casino doomsday

[wintry heron]

I'd buy small warehouse and run cargo until thursday

Cayo burns me out tbh

[ruby flicker]

I have 2 small atm

[dense oar]

How much is the chumash bunker with staff and equipment upgrades cost total?

[ruby flicker]

But I’m not getting any extra for selling it

[meager harbor]

3.5 million

[wintry heron]

You selling in full lobby?

I got 1M for 16 crates

[ruby flicker]

Nah IO

[dense oar]

Also very dumb question but

[dense oar]

Can you replay the dr dre missions for the 1 million dollars? It said i could on google

[ruby flicker]

You can

[meager harbor]

yes

[dense oar]

Damn

[meager harbor]

You need to do the leaks again

[dense oar]

How long are they?

[wintry heron]

I would really recommend pub lobby

[dense oar]

how long is it?

[meager harbor]

i can do it in an hour but for the average pkayers it takes 1.45 hours

[sonic stump]

I can do it in about 5 hours.... I don't have a oppresser or anything quick

Yet

[meager harbor]

lmao

i did it 1.5 hrs without using oppressor toreador or drag

[ruby flicker]

I just don’t wanna do public lobby tbh

[sonic stump]

Oh well still I can't do it that quick even with doing the methods to do it quickly

[wintry heron]

Lol understandable

[meager harbor]

yeah its not like TGG actually made a good guide for it

[wintry heron]

I don't have mk2 yet I'm trying to buy all my businesses first lol

[meager harbor]

or anything in general

[sonic stump]

I saw the guide for it and still can't do it that quickly

Cuz I'm retarded

[meager harbor]

Cause his guide sucks

[meager harbor]

no ur not

I can send u an actual guide for dre contract

[sonic stump]

Eh if it actually makes a difference by all means

[wintry heron]

Quick question, have they made it faster to load from a public session to IO?

[meager harbor]

no

[wintry heron]

Feels like it tbh

[meager harbor]

imma go bye guys

[wintry heron]

Bye

[ruby flicker]

No elite challenge in this Cayo most likely, was kinda slow and had to yeet over to airstrip just to fill my bag

[dense oar]

Are the dr dre contracts worth the time it takes?

[ruby flicker]

It’s cool for the story imo, but probably not great for grinding

[slender pivot]

IO is always faster as the SW only needs to load one pc profile. That is why moat people are in IO if they are playing seriouy

[dense oar]

Probably still more fun to play than cayo

[slender pivot]

Why so much stress on 50k? 😁

[wintry heron]

Bc 50k goes hard

[ruby flicker]

Hard mode so 100k

[slender pivot]

Almost nothing is worse than Cayo. Only the human labs security contract

[ruby flicker]

But more that it was just an annoying heist rng stuff

[wintry heron]

Anyone know how much you need to make from ceo businesses to fill the ceo room with money?

Just noticed my money on my desk lol

[slender pivot]

On the first run yes, and they are fun, but not the fastest to grind for the money

[leaden nexus]

guys quick little question
how do u play that audio of the new mask from the colectables (i am on pc ikd of that matters)?

[wintry heron]

Equip

And it should be an action

Like the emote things

[slender pivot]

The money in hand is what is shown, up to 30m if you have done that in crates

[leaden nexus]

is it in the style sub menu, cuz i cant seem to find it

[wintry heron]

Yes

[leaden nexus]

bru its just not showing 💀

[wintry heron]

Hmm

It should be called mask audio

[leaden nexus]

i have: change apearance, apearance, parachute, outfit, race outfit, bike helmet, helmet visor, auto show bike helmet, auto show aircraft helmet, action, dance style, dance partner, music locker strobes, player mood, walk style, illuminated clothing, hood and jacket

18 options

[ruby flicker]

Apparently I’m not allowed to spawn in my apartment, set my spawn location to my apartment, and it put me at the LS car meet

[wintry heron]

Skill issue

[ruby flicker]

Yeah must be

Not quite good enough for the high end apartment I guess

[wintry heron]

El Rubio took your apartment privileges away

[ruby flicker]

Hopefully my next heist is stealing a pink diamond then, little bastard

[wintry heron]

Lol I have pink diamond 3 gold

Just waiting till tmrw

[ruby flicker]

I’ve had bonds 2 times in a row

[sonic stump]

Did cayo too many times man

[wintry heron]

This my first time getting PD in a while

[wintry heron]

Lol

Surprised he hasn't taken mine away

I'm on my 300+ streak

[sonic stump]

I still haven't touched my cayo, I need motivation or someone to help me do it for the first time that way I know what I'm doing

[wintry heron]

I could do it with you tmrw? Are you on old gen

You can take full cut

[sonic stump]

Mhm I'm just a bit busy Tomorrow so idk when I'll be on

[sonic stump]

You can do that with cayo?

[wintry heron]

Well

85%

[sonic stump]

How much do you make if you do cayo(solo and with another person)

[wintry heron]

It depends

[sonic stump]

On?

[ruby flicker]

What things you have to steal most likely

[wintry heron]

What target

Secondarys

[ruby flicker]

I want panther statue to come back, I never got the chance to steal it since I started playing 5-6 days ago

[wintry heron]

I want it back too

I had a week break last time it was out

[sonic stump]

What would be the Max you can make?

[wintry heron]

2.2M for one person with 85% cut

Well on hard

[sonic stump]

And if you were doing it solo?

[wintry heron]

1.8 I think

Maybe 1.7

[ruby flicker]

Average for my Cayo heists solo have been like 1.4-1.6 atm

[wintry heron]

Not bad

[ruby flicker]

I’ve had the alcohol thing twice, but both of them I got really good secondaries

[sonic stump]

And it's a 3 in game cooldown?

[ruby flicker]

Depends

Public lobby is 48 minute cool-down

[wintry heron]

2 hr 34 min solo

[ruby flicker]

invite only is 2 and a half hours

[wintry heron]

48 min Co op

[ruby flicker]

How long does it take the nightclub to fill up with the equipment upgrade?

[wintry heron]

72 hours I believe

Like dully

Fully*

God I hate doing crates solo when all 3 are separated

[sonic stump]

Would it be better just to sell 16 crates from a large warehouse? That way you just have 1 vehicle

[wintry heron]

It's 2 vehicles

I think it's 1 for the boat and plane

[sonic stump]

How much would 16 crates from a large warehouse give you?

[ruby widget]

then don't do it solo

[ruby flicker]

The fastest sports car listed in gta-info, is that supposed to say Annis Zr350 instead of 380? Because I’ve looked through everything and there isn’t a ZR380 lol

[wintry heron]

750k to 800k

[wintry heron]

Arena war car

[sonic stump]

Not bad honestly

[wintry heron]

Anyone wanna play

[wintry heron]

That's Max payout rn btw

[sonic stump]

Then tomorrow I might fill up my warehouse if I have time

[slender pivot]

Did u try reboot

[ruby flicker]

It’s happened since I started playing the game, I’m not really sure why but maybe it’s something with getting the high end apartment completely for free, I’m not sure

I don’t care enough either tbh

[slender pivot]

You entered it normally?

[hazy crater]

so when doing the Highlife society prep (the one were you get the laywer) for the Dr Dre mission can i use a Personal vehicle to transport him or do i need to use a car that is given to me in a cutscene

[slender pivot]

Cant remember tbh

[sonic stump]

You have to use the car your given

Which has terrible handling fyi

[hazy crater]

Damn

i was planning on using my Karuma

[sonic stump]

I wish you could use your personal vehicle for it but unfortunately you can't

[hazy crater]

I saw something about needing to stun the lawyer do i need anything specific or can i just hit him with like golf club

[static shuttle]

you are given a stun gun even if you don't have one to begin with and you have no choice but to use that car

[sonic stump]

If you don't own a stun gun you'll be given one, just don't miss with it

[wintry heron]

Doodoo ass car

[crude gazelle]

you can, someone used a kuruma once

[sonic stump]

How?

[crude gazelle]

call mechanic

[sonic stump]

No I mean for transporting the lawyer

[crude gazelle]

ohh

yeah no nothing can be used except a cargobob

[wintry heron]

Cargo bob good

[crude gazelle]

Well a cargobob could carry the car

[fervent arrow]

Ngl, that Noose outfit was totally worth 15 minutes of my time

But the British Motorbike outfit, not worth it for the insane amount of times I failed to find the proper clothing

[naive stirrup]

@fleet pebble medusa artist

[clever furnace]

if ur doing setups solo

its probably better to get the firefighter outfits

iirc you just need to steal a firetruck

instead of raiding a police station twice

[fervent arrow]

I'm not talking about the Casino Setup. I'm talking about the actual Outfit you can keep

[clever furnace]

oh

well thats why i said if

i still find it funny

how raiding noose HQ for the hacking device

isn't even enough to send noose on you

[sleek nacelle]

Is it worth it owning 2 large crate warehouses?

I have a large and med rn

[opal valley]

They take some time to fill but 1 large one will get you a bit over 3mil

For all 111 crates

[bold elk]

Keep meaning to ask. But what does b2b mean when asking for help on a heist?

[sonic stump]

Example "cayo b2b" means that I help you with your cayo and after you help me with mine

[bold elk]

Thankyou buddy, that makes sense

[sonic stump]

No worries

[bold elk]

@sonic stump I tried to Google it but all I came up with was live chat stuff

[sleek nacelle]

So crate for crate there’s no price diff?

[rough scaffold]

Fellas, what's the best locations for largest crate warehouse

[opal valley]

Next to arcade

[sleek nacelle]

I have a large one in west vine wood

[rough scaffold]

Just rattle the names off I'm buying 5

Vinewood Backlot, Darnell's, logistics, then 2 more what should the last 2 be

The choices are whole sales, Cyprus flats, walkers and sons, Xero factory and finally bileco

I have 15 mil, plenty so tell me what ones are the best locations

Aswell I'm gonna chance veichle cargo location mines the cheap le mesa

Where to

[little shore]

xd

[wintry heron]

well well well

look who’s back

[little shore]

yea ur father is back

from the milk

[wintry heron]

nice 5 yr old insult

[little shore]

ok?

didnt ask if its a 5 year old

cus to me ur a 8 y/o old

[wintry heron]

Says the guy who speaks like he’s 5

very funny

[little shore]

ok?

[sour wolf]

anyone one ps wanna play gta later?

[wintry heron]

ok?

[sour wolf]

on*

[little shore]

and i didnt even come for ur retard ass

[wintry heron]

Aht aht

[little shore]

i came here to get this guy's name and im going

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/hooray-its-weekend-ok-bye-ciao-slide-gif-15739082

[severe needle]

Yay

I got the terobyte for free

[rough scaffold]

You had to spend real money @severe needle

Just to get something you could have grinded for so easily

[severe needle]

Real money?

[rough scaffold]

GTA +

Or did you get a modded?

[severe needle]

GTA+

[rough scaffold]

Exactly

[severe needle]

:)

[rough scaffold]

Real money for shit subscription

[severe needle]

How is it a shit subscription?

[rough scaffold]

How's it not, within 2 weeks watch it'll be on sale for atleast 40%

It's not even useful

[severe needle]

You get an 2 exclusive masks and a sweater

Or a hoodie

[severe needle]

2 months ago they gave you diamonds in the casino heist

They will do the panther statue i bet for GTA+

[rough scaffold]

One time

[rough scaffold]

Probably not if they do it be everyone

GTA + is a scam

[cunning garden]

Lol

[rough scaffold]

Do you agree?, Useless sales that mean nothing because it's in a rotation you don't miss out on anything

[wintry heron]

Can anybody help me out im new

[rotund raven]

doubt it

[tough spoke]

Imagine if there was a check mark beside people's names in gta if they had gta+

Or sum like that

[rotund raven]

imagine my coffee being ready and it’s just sitting there not prepared

[normal sand]

Is the servers down?

[rotund raven]

yes

[normal sand]

Lol

I thought it was only me

[late marsh]

I need them alien underwear to go with the alien tattoo I got, why didn’t the new ufo spawn?

[hybrid cipher]

yo

how do i save gta 5 online?

[slender pivot]

I kinda gave up on the ufo things, sometime yhe perks dont show up, ufo nowhere, glotches... just another day I guess

[hybrid cipher]

does it auto save?

[slender pivot]

Save?

Yeah

[hybrid cipher]

ok

good

[slender pivot]

So be careful

[hybrid cipher]

because im half way done the pumpkin shit

107/200

[slender pivot]

Too many couldnt be bothered

Already was burned out with the signal jammers

[glacial geyser]

does anyone know how what to do if you bought the starter pack but didn’t get anything?

[slender pivot]

Huh? Nothing?

No guns, properties, money...

[glacial geyser]

nope

[slender pivot]

That... prolly doesnt have free stuff

[glacial geyser]

10$

[magic kernel]

Does anyone see the ufo @ Silent Probe Mountain? I can't find it today.

[slender pivot]

Didnt log in today.

[burnt solstice]

Hello

[quick heart]

Anyone wants epic games acc

[ruby flicker]

You can also change your mask and it will make the game save after you’ve changed it

[slender pivot]

I think most things force autosave, including transactions

So eat a snack

@ruby flicker how is your game have u been grinding 8 h day?

[ruby flicker]

Maybe longer than that

[slender pivot]

Daaaaaaaaayum

How much u got

[burnt solstice]

why are you getting rid of it?

[ruby flicker]

Just had a cheek clenching nightclub sale, got me about 600k so I’m at 3.4mill now, got a heist I can do

And pretty much got all businesses except a facility and meth lab

Then just looking for upgrades and cars

[rough scaffold]

Anyone's GTA servers running like dog shit?

[wintry heron]

Broke ass mf

Bros spent 8 hours on the game for 3.4m

I make that shit in an hour fam

[uncut compass]

🤓

[wintry heron]

🪞

[uncut compass]

Oh damn he hit me with a mirror 😔

[wintry heron]

Yeah that’s what I thought

Heckster

[slender pivot]

Congrats on a plan well made 👍

[slender pivot]

Im pretty sure he bought shit in the way

[severe needle]

I got 30 pumpkins

Yay

Just a few more

[slender pivot]

You can make a sale now

[severe needle]

?

[slender pivot]

Jk

[severe needle]

I dont mind spending money on GTA+

[slender pivot]

Huh?

[severe needle]

I am quite fine paying money for multiple discounts

[slender pivot]

... what

R u sure you are not replying to someone

[loud knot]

💀

[severe needle]

Can’t wait till Rockstar makes the Panther Statue 100% chance for GTA + members !!!

[wintry heron]

L

Huge massive L

[wintry heron]

💀💀💀💀

[loud knot]

Ew

[severe needle]

This month on GTA+ they buffed the nightclub….

And…

You get a free

[wintry heron]

Meth lab is the 2nd best mc business

[severe needle]

Terobyte!!!!

[wintry heron]

That’s crazy but

Like

What is gta+

[severe needle]

They trippled the nightclub

Its a subscription service that gets you exclusive clothes, cars, discounts, and early access to a lot of stuff!

[wintry heron]

Brainwashed by rockstar

Bros a bit excited

[wintry heron]

You level 50 on discord

[slender pivot]

A rs testdrive to test gtao into subscriptions

[wintry heron]

Bot master

[severe needle]

You also get bonus GTA$ every month!

[wintry heron]

How much

Are you a rockstar employee

[severe needle]

6.99

[slender pivot]

Us?

[severe needle]

Them*

[slender pivot]

Got caught dude

🤣

[wintry heron]

A MONTH?

[severe needle]

It’s not rockstar’s fault.

A month

You get a lot of exclusive benefits!

[slender pivot]

You are nuts dude

Not worth it

[wintry heron]

That’s mean ngl bro seems nice

[severe needle]

Let me send you the newswire for this GTA+ rewards and benefits!

[wintry heron]

Ok

[slender pivot]

No thx

But you do you man 😁 not telling you how to spend your money

[severe needle]

A few months ago Rockstar Games made GTA+ users have 100% chance for diamonds in the Diamond Casino Heist!

Much more benefits are added each month!

Let me list this months benefits!

[slender pivot]

...

R u gaining commissions?

[severe needle]

You get the Terobyte for free!

[wintry heron]

Is this a bot

[severe needle]

Free Halloween Gear!

2x money and RP on Client Jobs!

2x supplies on business battles!!!!

[slender pivot]

Prolly....

[wintry heron]

Say h if you’re not a bot

[severe needle]

3x Nightclub production speed! 😱

35% off all weapon upgrades via terobyte!

Free CEO/ VIP abilities!

Special of all….

Guys…

[wintry heron]

GTA+?

[severe needle]

You get more GTA$ when buying Sharkcards!

And much more!

[wintry heron]

Woah!

Sounds like a solid investment

What’s GTA?

[severe needle]

Grand Theft Auto (GTA) is a series of action-adventure games created by David Jones and Mike Dailly. Later titles were developed under the oversight of brothers Dan and Sam Houser, Leslie Benzies and Aaron Garbut

[wintry heron]

Oh so like Red Dead Redemption but in the present?

Wau

[rough scaffold]

Is it just me or does anyone else forget to grab a parachute from the top of maze bank?

[severe needle]

Red Dead Redemption is a Western-themed action-adventure game played from a third-person perspective. The player controls John Marston and completes missions—linear scenarios with set objectives—to progress through the story; in the game's epilogue, the player controls John's son Jack.

Are you going to buy GTA+???

[ruby flicker]

Thank you very much, basically just going off TGGs videos though 😂

[severe needle]

I love GTA+

[slender pivot]

What is GTA

[slender pivot]

See? Works

[severe needle]

So many benefits that not only supports you! But most importantly supports Rockstar Games!

[ruby flicker]

I actually had a bad plan at the start, before finding his videos

[wintry heron]

Lmfaoooo

[slender pivot]

This bot is creeping me out

[wintry heron]

Ain’t no way

[ruby flicker]

I was gonna buy the kosatka last 😂

[wintry heron]

It’s gna send a pic of your house or smth

[slender pivot]

Let me test

[lethal spear]

What was ya'll first ever bought vehicle

[slender pivot]

You like Rockstar?

A vapid peyote

[slender pivot]

Lol

[severe needle]

Rockstar Games, Inc. is an American video game publisher based in New York City. The company was established in December 1998 as a subsidiary of Take-Two Interactive, using the assets Take-Two had previously acquired from BMG Interactive.

[slender pivot]

F ME

[wintry heron]

I got the Faggio Sport for the bullet resistance

[severe needle]

E

[wintry heron]

Advertising 😳

[slender pivot]

@opal valley some help

[wintry heron]

Please give me a job I can’t feed my kids

Lmfaoo

[wintry heron]

Oof

[opal valley]

Lol

[opal valley]

#✏messages-edited

[slender pivot]

Is this a bot you know @opal valley

[severe needle]

I am not a bot

[slender pivot]

Says the bot

[wintry heron]

I didn’t say that 😭

[severe needle]

-Loading ultimate data- beep bop

I am giving away

[rotund raven]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[ruby flicker]

@severe needle how worth it are shark cards?

[severe needle]

Every penny! 😀

[wintry heron]

💀

[ruby flicker]

Bot or rockstar employee confirmed

[slender pivot]

It is not abot

[severe needle]

They have family’s to feed!

[slender pivot]

Which makes it very sad

[ruby flicker]

I have shark cards to ignore

[slender pivot]

Yep

[ruby flicker]

Well since the one I bought to get that kosatka lmao

[exotic fjord]

Shark cards dont buy skills hh

[wintry heron]

Bro why on earth would you buy a shark card

[slender pivot]

Well you now dont need anything else

[exotic fjord]

Because you suck at the game

[severe needle]

Grinding is fun! But if you need any boosting! Sharkcards are always are always an option!

[exotic fjord]

No

[ruby flicker]

The big boss is correct, I suck at the game

[slender pivot]

@ruby flicker just did it to get the sub

[exotic fjord]

*wise mystical tree

[severe needle]

Supporting Rockstar = Supporting the next generation of game developers!

[ruby flicker]

Big mystical wise tree boss

[exotic fjord]

💀

They are a multi billion company and they have the worst security

[ruby flicker]

Almost as bad as ea sometimes

[exotic fjord]

For example gta+

[wintry heron]

@exotic fjord the wise mystical tree looks like that one guy from skylanders

[exotic fjord]

Breaking Bad

:chad

[exotic fjord]

Not really

[slender pivot]

Supporting Rockstar = Supporting the next generation of cra ppy game developers!

[slender pivot]

Security?

[ruby flicker]

Stupid tequila target…

[exotic fjord]

Dr dre contract enjoyers

[slender pivot]

Still money. Dont comllain

[ruby flicker]

I want a diamond

I’m greedy

[exotic fjord]

I finished the dr dre contracts using pistol only

[lavish blade]

is panther statue back?

[slender pivot]

Clearly

[slender pivot]

No

[exotic fjord]

First buisness i bought was the autoshop and it was so worth it

[ruby flicker]

Does panther statue benefit from hard mode? Or is it fixed at 1.9M?

[exotic fjord]

It was double money on it so i only did union depository like 10 times and got 4 times the amount i spent

[wintry heron]

How do I do dr Dre contracts

[exotic fjord]

Agency

[wintry heron]

I spent 4.2m on a fucking agency

It won’t let me register as a ceo

I got robbed

[exotic fjord]

How

[wintry heron]

I go to securoserv

All it says

Is

(Register as VIP)

No ceo

[ruby flicker]

Need to buy a CEO office

[exotic fjord]

Yeah

[supple fractal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/850870543937962064/1025781162255331469/freeze-1-2.gif

225551152

55555555

[exotic fjord]

#📸┃gta-media

[wintry heron]

That’s in the agency right

[exotic fjord]

No

[slender pivot]

A highend?

[wintry heron]

I bought the little seoul one

What

What the fuck did I spend 4.2m on

[slender pivot]

I think it multiplies

[exotic fjord]

Look

[wintry heron]

I bought the one in little seoul

[exotic fjord]

Ceo office is the special cargo thing

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[exotic fjord]

Cheaper one costs 1M

[wintry heron]

Is it not the little Seoul one

[slender pivot]

No

[wintry heron]

I am going to kill myself

[slender pivot]

Wdyd

[exotic fjord]

Thats the agency

[slender pivot]

Oh dear

[wintry heron]

Bro

4.2

[exotic fjord]

You have the agency alright

[wintry heron]

Million

Dollars

I got all the upgrades

[exotic fjord]

Get a ceo office

[wintry heron]

Everything

[slender pivot]

That looks too much

Ah

[wintry heron]

And that shit is useless?

[exotic fjord]

Its not useless

[slender pivot]

Useless?

[wintry heron]

Wtf do I need this agency for

[slender pivot]

Dr dre

[exotic fjord]

You just need to have the ceo office first

[slender pivot]

Secirity contracts

Imani tech

[wintry heron]

Does it pay well

[exotic fjord]

💀

[wintry heron]

Yeah I’m level 50 idk what tf that is

[exotic fjord]

Dr dre contract pays 1M everytime

[slender pivot]

1000000

[wintry heron]

Is it easy

[slender pivot]

Some

[exotic fjord]

First time you do it will take a while cuz you need to.wait for each mission

Then its going to take around one and a half hours

[slender pivot]

U dont have an office @wintry heron

[wintry heron]

And

[exotic fjord]

@wintry heron what buisnesses you got

[slender pivot]

Was a question

[wintry heron]

Coke lockup

Bunker

Meth lab

Document

Counterfeit cash

Nightclub

Also got a hangar

[rough scaffold]

All?

[exotic fjord]

Cant you access the agency with mc?

[slender pivot]

Ok so u got passive

[wintry heron]

No I don’t

[slender pivot]

Sub?

[wintry heron]

I’m not doing those resupply missions

[wintry heron]

Ofc

[ruby flicker]

Yes I believe so

[wintry heron]

yes

[slender pivot]

Dude nc fills without resupply...

[wintry heron]

And?

[slender pivot]

...

[wintry heron]

Who said I play gta regularly ?

[exotic fjord]

Who said we do

[ruby flicker]

Upgrade the passive businesses that are worth like coke and meth and then buy supplies? Still ends up working out as a profit I’m pretty sure, it’s what TGGs guide said anyway

[wintry heron]

I have full meth upgrade

I have basically all the upgrades except security

And a fully upgraded bunker

Oh yeah can someone help me sell my bunker stock

[ruby flicker]

I need to upgrade my bunker at some point

[exotic fjord]

Its night time for me pal sorry

[wintry heron]

Wise mystical tree go to sleep

[exotic fjord]

Not like that

Wise mystical tree doesnt sleep but wise mystical tree doesnt play either

[wintry heron]

Sick

[exotic fjord]

Wise mystical tree does the ancient greek homework because he was out all day!!!

(Im not opening my book)

[wintry heron]

I do all my work

(I didn’t study for the math test and got 6/8)

[exotic fjord]

Like i dont understand the meaning of ancient greek

Like why

[wintry heron]

Old Greek people

[ruby flicker]

Guys what do I buy first, ignus, LCC Sanctus bike or shotaro bike?

[exotic fjord]

Yeah but why do the new greek people learn it

[wintry heron]

Are you Greek

[exotic fjord]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

What do you think about Mehmet (resides in Berlin)

The bot is back

[severe needle]

Hello!

[exotic fjord]

No

[wintry heron]

What is rockstar

[exotic fjord]

Im against the whole greek vs turkey thing tbh

[ruby flicker]

No one’s home

[severe needle]

Rockstar Games, Inc. is an American video game publisher based in New York City. The company was established in December 1998 as a subsidiary of Take-Two Interactive, using the assets Take-Two had previously acquired from BMG Interactive.

[wintry heron]

What are the benefits of gta online+

[exotic fjord]

It got hacked by a 16 year old

It has the same problems for 9 years now

[supple fractal]

🥱

[exotic fjord]

Cat

[severe needle]

With GTA+ you get 500$, exclusive clothing, and discounts!

[supple fractal]

do you own a computer?

[wintry heron]

500 real life dollars? 😱😱

[supple fractal]

yes

[wintry heron]

Yes but sadly he is under 25

[exotic fjord]

Yes

Nah

[wintry heron]

Yes

[exotic fjord]

Wise mystical tree id ancient

[supple fractal]

are you over 40 by any chance?

[wintry heron]

You don’t have the game cause you’re under 25

[wintry heron]

What does 25 unlock

Trust me

[wintry heron]

The wise mystical tree game

[exotic fjord]

I caught a pedofile once

[wintry heron]

O

[wintry heron]

File 🙏

[wintry heron]

@severe needle reference?

[supple fractal]

then you must play this game

[exotic fjord]

LMAO

[supple fractal]

click here to see more

[wintry heron]

Where do I click

Where is here

[severe needle]

I hate Tuesday’s

[supple fractal]

click on deez nuts

!

[wintry heron]

The bot is learning

[wintry heron]

Aight pull your shorts down

[exotic fjord]

Imagine his teacher asking something and he starts saying the benefits of gta online+

[supple fractal]

[wintry heron]

“Cornelius stop picking your nose”

[supple fractal]

lol

[wintry heron]

Cornelius: Rockstar Games, Inc. is an American video game publisher based in New York City. The company was established in December 1998 as a subsidiary of Take-Two Interactive, using the assets Take-Two had previously acquired from BMG Interactive.

Lmao

[exotic fjord]

Lmao

[supple fractal]

Lmao

[wintry heron]

Lmao

[exotic fjord]

Hes typing a whole book oh no

[severe needle]

I fucking hate Tuesday’s. I have to work 10 more fucking hours than usual

[wintry heron]

Bros in rockstars custody

[exotic fjord]

@severe needle story mode script

[exotic fjord]

Hes being held hostage by rockstar games

[supple fractal]

Brad Snider: Get down there!

Michael Townley: Alright, everybody pays attention, no one gets hurt.

Trevor Philips: Aarrgh! Open the door, or they'll get worse than hurt!

(Michael points a gun at a security guard)

Trevor Philips: Hey, hey, ah! Come on!

(The security guard opens the door)

[wintry heron]

@severe needle what is gta

[ruby flicker]

I sorted my disconnecting problems out

[severe needle]

Buy GTA+

Buy Sharkcards+

[exotic fjord]

Why

[supple fractal]

grand theft auto? how about I grand deez nuts in your mouth

[wintry heron]

Can you list the benefits of gta +

[exotic fjord]

@severe needle whats the shoe shop

[severe needle]

The Strip Club, or Vanilla Unicorn, as it is more commonly known in-game, is a chain of gentlemen’s bars in Grand Theft Auto V and Grand Theft Auto Online where players can avail of all sorts of mini-games while they are in the bar, albeit paid ones. A simple trophy can also be unlocked by patronizing the club.

Storywise, the strip club was managed by a minor Grand Theft Auto character named Leon before Trevor put him out of his misery and took over the club for himself in one of the missions in-game.

[exotic fjord]

Aint no way

[wintry heron]

Bros efficiently programmed

[exotic fjord]

Wait what

[supple fractal]

@severe needle what's ur prefix

[exotic fjord]

Whats the trophy you earn

[wintry heron]

@severe needle put a period at the end of your next paragraph if you’re being held hostage

[wintry heron]

Lmao

[exotic fjord]

@severe needle

[severe needle]

Buy GTA+.

[wintry heron]

Oh god

[exotic fjord]

Oh no

[wintry heron]

They got DELETED USER 915583

[exotic fjord]

We gotta save him

Mista white

[wintry heron]

Facts

Jesse

We need to rescue DELETED USER 915583

[exotic fjord]

Yo mista white i agree

Bitch

[severe needle]

Hello.

[wintry heron]

I watched Jane die Jesse

[exotic fjord]

Whats the next gta online update @severe needle

[exotic fjord]

I fucked ted

[wintry heron]

How do I call a hooker in gta online @severe needle

[wintry heron]

Jesse

take this ricin

[severe needle]

The next update is scheduled to be a Christmas update.

Rockstar Games plans for the release of December the 28 of 2022.

[wintry heron]

The next time you meet Rockstar Fring

Put it in his food

As soon as possible

[exotic fjord]

Oh nice

[supple fractal]

guys there's no difference between shut and shat in pronunciation

[wintry heron]

What

[severe needle]

These ladies can be found in various areas of San Andreas (for example, the location of the screencap above is on Sandcastle Way in Del Perro) and are ONLY available at NIGHT. Once you find these ladies, drive up to the curb and honk the car horn to begin the process.

[wintry heron]

yes there is

[supple fractal]

how

[wintry heron]

Thank you

[supple fractal]

I shut the door

[wintry heron]

Ah vs Uh

[supple fractal]

I shat the door

[wintry heron]

Are you British

Or Australian

[exotic fjord]

72 will now do unspeakable things

[supple fractal]

what Uh Ah

why are you moaning

[wintry heron]

You say “shut” as in uh

And shat as in “ah”

[supple fractal]

I mean the past form

[exotic fjord]

English dave

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[severe needle]

What is your favorite sharkcard?

Comment!!!

[wintry heron]

Bro he was moaning in el rubios compound

[exotic fjord]

None

[wintry heron]

Think he was fuckin

[wintry heron]

What is your mothers phone number

[supple fractal]

@severe needle do you know who Joe is?

[wintry heron]

Bro

[exotic fjord]

hes gonna type a whole paragraph for a random npc called joe

[wintry heron]

Who’s joe mama

It’s an actual programmed bot

I searched up how to get hooker in gta

It was the same paragraph he wrote

[supple fractal]

Joe deez nuts on your face! 😹

gottem

[severe needle]

My mom’s phone number is [phone]

[wintry heron]

[exotic fjord]

LMAO

[wintry heron]

Thanks 😊

[supple fractal]

that's a suspicious amount of sevens

[exotic fjord]

@severe needle whats ur credit card information.(asking for a friend)

[wintry heron]

Lol

[wintry heron]

I am the friend

[severe needle]

27540 72741 82752

[wintry heron]

How do I access your social security number @severe needle

[exotic fjord]

Accept the request mista white

[wintry heron]

Jesse

No communication until we’re in the clear

Not my hosue

House

[exotic fjord]

Okay yo

Bitch

[severe needle]

Being a Rockstar employee “ROCKS”!

[supple fractal]

@severe needle Do you know who asked?

[wintry heron]

My name is skyler white yo

My husband is

Walter white

[exotic fjord]

@severe needle breaking bad collab in gta when

[wintry heron]

Yo

Uhuh

[supple fractal]

ok

[wintry heron]

There’s a breaking bad reference

[supple fractal]

why are you moaning again

bro stop

there's no need for that rn

[exotic fjord]

Theres a whole buisness referencing breaking bad

[supple fractal]

buisness

[severe needle]

“Who asked?” is the age-old retort of the unhelpful and uninterested. It’s a way of shutting down a conversation, of refusing to engage with new ideas.”

[rotund raven]

moaninng?

:hm3

[supple fractal]

buisness looks better than business tbh

[wintry heron]

Cap

[severe needle]

Support Rockstar by buying GTA+

[rotund raven]

we need a catwoman @supple fractal

[wintry heron]

They should make an option to customize their hazmat suits

Make ‘‘em yellow

And customize the lab

Make it a breaking bad reference

[exotic fjord]

ye

[unreal kayak]

how much do the time trials give

?

[supple fractal]

Yeah then go find out who asked and shut up

[rotund raven]

a few dollars

[unreal kayak]

for first time playing them

[supple fractal]

at least three fiddy

[severe needle]

Buy GTA+

[supple fractal]

@slender stag

[rotund raven]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[severe needle]

Did you know that GTA 5 is now on PS5 and Series X|S!!!

[rotund raven]

yes

is it worth it?

[supple fractal]

yeah but I didn't ask

lol I'm lvl 5

😹😹😹😿

[severe needle]

Who asked you to ask me whether you asked for my opinion?

[wintry heron]

Is gta+ also available?

[supple fractal]

My consciousness

😼

ha

beat that

[severe needle]

Buy the all new membership GTA+! Now available for PS5 and Series X|S.

[wintry heron]

What are the benefits

[rotund raven]

i thought you were level 40

[supple fractal]

yeah that's well said

I was lvl 40

[severe needle]

HELP ME

PLEASE

hell

Help

someohea

[supple fractal]

how about no

[severe needle]

i am actually serious

fucking serious

[supple fractal]

you shall suffer for eternity

[rotund raven]

what do you need help

[severe needle]

stop thw fucking jokes

[supple fractal]

how unlucky

[severe needle]

i am being &8:!-003:

[supple fractal]

too bad we don't care

[severe needle]

kidnapped

[supple fractal]

ok

[ruby flicker]

bold to assume they were jokes

[severe needle]

plwase

call someoje

[supple fractal]

call Joe

[rotund raven]

https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-gatubela-catwoman-gif-18876908

[supple fractal]

Better call Saul!

[rotund raven]

@supple fractal

[severe needle]

i tried all the other discord servers

[rotund raven]

Lol

[supple fractal]

ok

[severe needle]

pwople dont believe me

[supple fractal]

how unfortunate

[severe needle]

call this number

OH YWA

DADDY

[rotund raven]

what number

[severe needle]

Harder

[supple fractal]

cool

[severe needle]

Get dat aperm in der

let it alide ohoohh

[rotund raven]

what

let it slide?

[severe needle]

rub it daddy

[rotund raven]

you are sus

[supple fractal]

have sex excess

poop my pants my pants again

[severe needle]

ORGASM IN

3

2

[supple fractal]

8

[severe needle]

1

OH

I

I Feel it

Ejaculate already daddy

Back and forth daddy

Oral

[wintry heron]

Is this a serial killer

[severe needle]

So creamy!!!!

[delicate edge]

@final forge what happened to "less nsfw"

[rotund raven]

this is a suspicious person

[supple fractal]

😹

[supple fractal]

📮

[severe needle]

help me

fucking help me

[delicate edge]

🪨

[severe needle]

fucking fuck

[rotund raven]

with what

[supple fractal]

a boulder

[delicate edge]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-excited-emotional-sentimental-feelings-gif-20646152

[severe needle]

help me

[supple fractal]

that's a fine looking piece of stone

[severe needle]

cock

[rotund raven]

geo still under idle master Lol

[severe needle]

Hello!

[supple fractal]

I'd that lil uzi vert?

is

[delicate edge]

geo still lvl 30

[severe needle]

Welcome to Rockstar Games Bot Number #3747274!

We hope to assist you on number of questions!

[supple fractal]

I mean

[final forge]

It's called being under staffed atm

[supple fractal]

is this even gta chat anymore

[severe needle]

Hello!

GTA is fuck

go fuck yourselfs you peice on cunts

[delicate edge]

dude announced when he finished in #🚔┃gta-discussion

[supple fractal]

imo they should delete all chats an only leave gta discussion

[severe needle]

Cunting bastards!

Cunting bastards

Cunting bastards

[wintry heron]

Delete server

[rotund raven]

nah change the name of this channel to gorilla chat 2

[supple fractal]

😪

[rough scaffold]

Nut

[slender pivot]

@opal valley

[wintry heron]

Bros a discord snitch

[opal valley]

They were muted

[slender pivot]

Thx

[uneven sentinel]

Can someone tell me the times the ufos spawn bc I don’t understand the gta time

[rotund raven]

Lol

[rotund raven]

Lol

[rough scaffold]

Hol up what in the holy fuck?

[spring stump]

jesus christ

i spent an 1h 30 mins fighting this B11 user

goes from B11, toreador, MK 2, sparrows

refuses to fight on ground

here i am with a laser, nightshark, an MOC and ground combat

haven’t fought like that in a while

that was chaotic

[rotund raven]

do you have a recorded video?

[ruby flicker]

If you have another player on your invite only session, does that lower the cool-down to 48 minutes on the cayo heist? Or does it have to be a pub lobby to get the 48 minute cool-down?

[spring stump]

if i had recording software

sure

[rotund raven]

lovely

[spring stump]

unlike sony, XB had this thing where it only lets you record max 5 minutes of footage

so you have to go out of your way to buy smth to get more footage

[rotund raven]

oh ok i see

[spring stump]

iirc PS4 (and 5? correct me if i’m wrong) let’s you do an hour

that’s without having to get extras to record for longer

see the issue?

[rotund raven]

yes i was just about to mention that

i think it's a little more than an hour

something like that

[spring stump]

honestly, MS try to flog XB as the “most powerful console”. ok well you could at least give it more recording footage

it’s one aspect i don’t like about it

[rotund raven]

i dont have an xbox but i wouldn't mind buying one

i like the newest xbox appearance

it is small right?

i like small consoles

[spring stump]

series X or S

because the SX is about the size of a small bin

if that’s anything to go off of

[rotund raven]

the newest xbox

the one that is small

[ruby flicker]

Series S?

[bold elk]

My series x sits on my mantlepiece looking like a vase 😀

[rotund raven]

ps5 console is extremely fat

[bold elk]

I know my son has 1
When it was delivered I was surprised how big it is

And it's white

[rotund raven]

yeah i like dark color

[dusty dock]

How much should I fill My cocaine lockup to if im a solo player?

[rotund raven]

little under half like 1 bar and a half

around there

[dusty dock]

But what if it goes over that by accident

[ruby flicker]

If it goes over, I think you can sell 2 vehicles on your own, will take a bit should be doable depending on what you get

Or just ask someone in your lfg channel to help you sell it

[dusty dock]

Ok

[turbid gust]

Max i make solo is 3 vehicles

[ruby flicker]

Is it only a full lock up you can’t sell on your own?

[rotund raven]

yep that is correct

[ruby flicker]

Does it matter what vehicle you get when doing solo 3 vehicles? Or are all doable?

[rotund raven]

of course it matters

[turbid gust]

It is happened to me at contercreate

Btw i need help with social club

[rotund raven]

go on

[turbid gust]

I cant connect

And cant open the page

Thoo

[rotund raven]

cant connect your account to social club?

[turbid gust]

Yep

[spring stump]

where is your mc located

because if it’s the cheapest ones for all of them:

you’re ok to sell full MC except post op vans

if you’re situated in LS like a fucking muppet…

just do half of the stock value

you won’t be able to do all of them

@ruby flicker @rotund raven actually you can

it’s just if you’re situated in LS or you get post op sell mission and you’re situated desert you can’t do it

[rotund raven]

who summoned me

[spring stump]

me

[rotund raven]

let me read what you said

[spring stump]

ok

and fyi i’m gonna link you to smth

[rotund raven]

that’s fine but i’ll check it little later

gonna go order some ice coffee

[spring stump]

#📸┃gta-media message

here

that’s when i did the 3 trash trucks

solo

again, the only thing you won’t be able to do is post op van

everything else is ez

assured and idiot proofed by yours truly

[hybrid cipher]

yo is steam offline?

[cobalt jetty]

is dominator asp wheelie faster than glitched calico

[hybrid cipher]

is it a bug?

[runic notch]

Is it no longer possible to get a bonus on Auto Shop deliveries if you mod the car to be a bit better than requested?

[cobalt jetty]

yeah its a bug search up dominator asp wheelie on yt

[warm ether]

Are public warehouse sales worth it rn?

[ruby flicker]

Yeah they are

[orchid spire]

I never take the risk in public lobbies anymore

[ruby flicker]

There’s a pic in gta-media channel of someone selling their full 111 crate warehouse for the first time sale, and it got them like 9.99mill from one sale

[orchid spire]

What was the amount before the bonus?

Ah never mind I did the math

[ruby flicker]

No idea anyway lol, I’ve never done a 111 crates

[orchid spire]

I just decide not to take the chance with griefers and sell in invite only

[ruby flicker]

Maybe it’s only worth if you get the 3x sale bonus on top of the 1.5x bonus too

[novel lily]

So i have a friend, and recently he hasnt been playing with me in gta.. so i went to his session and hes been playing with another friend... honestly i feel like he has betrayed me.. what do i do now?

[ruby flicker]

Grow up?

[novel lily]

Im growing up everyday thats not a suggestion

Unless its mentally

[ruby flicker]

Pls say you’re joking lmao

[orchid spire]

How does someone have a 13000 KD?

[rotund raven]

appreciate that, not all xbox players are mean

just kidding, sony has shitty players as well

[warm ether]

Im solo so ill do invite

[rotund raven]

you’ll invite who to what

invite only session?

[warm ether]

I meant:"i have no friends so i'll sell all of my warehouses including a 111 crate one in solo"

[rotund raven]

what you doing first

[warm ether]

Selling these 50 crate ones

[rotund raven]

do you need some help? i can help you in 10-15 minutes, let me just finish drinking my ice coffee and other stuff

[warm ether]

I DO

[ruby flicker]

Damn

Could’ve done this coke lockup sale on my own, full coke lock up got me 1 truck only