#🚔┃gta-discussion
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why does it sound like a mario kart race track
interesting
Dj role abuser

Just a little bit of trolling
Hi
Hello.
G'day guvna
hello there
How is everyone
Swagger
Cool good night
Night
@spring stump
Goodnight
can u upgrade service carbine to mk2

No
Nope.

Get the special carbine mk2 best ar for headshots
it’s dogshit

🤦♂️
the damage is terrible
Lemme guess u play on free aim
Need an answer now what's quicker for money per hour, host auto shop contracts or quick job them
Host
Cheers
Ur welcome 🙂
lol imagine playing free aim on console
at that point just play on pc
I don’t
Prolly taking advice from theprofessional
aim assist partial
lol
Why not full??
bc you try and aim at someone and it just goes to another person
hello
and it changed back to partials and i’m too lazy to change it again
just move the stick a bit and then
Imagine doing doomsday without full aim assist 💀
People play with aim assist

imagine playing gta 💀
fr i agree
on controller ofc why not
how do i do moc mission?
ironic
can someone tell me what’s going on with gta online? i just bought it and it isn’t letting me play, it’s just giving me the error that rockstar games services are unavailable
hey cutie
hi honey
restart ur console
or do u have Xbox live?
i did its still not workin
i have xbox ultimate
yeah it’s weird
right
try reinstalling
chuck your xbox out of the window
it’s better
ye
both consoles are good for different things
well now it’s loading but it just says Entering online but it’s just keeping me on the loading screen idk
it takes a while to load in
true i prefer xbox
yeah
Try going to story mode first
And do invite only session
it’s not allowing me into story, i just bought gta online idk
huh
..
why not the whole game
idk
bruh
story is the best part
yeah
lol
🤦♂️
lol
well
alr
if he is on series s he cant
it’s been loading for like 5 min?
that's normal
u cant get discs on s?
no
i’m x
it's a digital only console
dang that’s tough
lol
yah didn’t work
nah u can get discs on ps
damn
and it's the same price as ps
i mean PS5 isn’t much different
s is just cheaper
they also don’t have disks too
i dont use ps5 lol
bruh
well for reference
@lofty edge in its defence, series S is a lot weaker
are the cutscenes from cayo perico unskipable?
no lol
Yes.
huh
What is the fastest car on ps4
not until the second time I think
u wont get cutscenes second time
For races ? Krieger or ignus
fek
yeah
Yeah.
lol
yeah.
Yeah
No.
can sm1 tell me how to fix this pls
look up a video on how to fix it
fix what
none of them worked lol
Try googling it ?
I just refresh my console and it works after
rockstar games services are unavailable
sounds like a skill issue
hard reset your XB
maybe
.
You aren't old enough to say it 
hold ur power button on the Xbox for 10sec
average skill issue user
just try it because sometimes it could be your end
so just hard reset your XB
if it doesn’t, try hard reset your router
Have you tried restarting your internet?
@rotund raven sup
yeah
nah don’t have one
hahahaha
get one then
okay
nice
lol
sell ur kidneys
ngl but i’m hoping to get a ps5
buy me one
and get one
..
sell your liver
no sell ur kidneys

bet
sell your heart
sell your XB and buy a pc

dang
nah
u dont need 2
make it 50/50
overrated
What is the fastest car for driving around on old gen
idk
probably torero
ye
I mean super car
no lol u giving me the money
you get 90
it's a sports car?
Vigilante
Thats not a super car
-90
lol
Torero XO, lm87, pariah, itlia RSX
-90% of the cut
sure
according to #871616746862305330 it is
nope not work :(
it is one?
bro just look it up if you're just gonna say "that's not a super car" then whats the point in asking-_+
Vigilante is classified as supercar


idk how to fix it i’ll just leave it tbh
We know.
How do I loot secondary targets
restarting console didn't work?
Watch beatsdown gaming guide on how to do cayo
nope
u need 2 people
You can do it solo
decade*
Glitch?
huh
No. Loot the Air field or main docks
Oh mb I was thinking of gold 💀
imagine getting owned on a 1 on 1 in gtao and this comes to mind 
lol
Do I have time for elite challenge ?
Yea plenty
yes
sup meth
If its all in one location yes.
hi junk how you been
U can complete elite in 6:30 with main docks
No
Yes
been fine wbu
But if they are spread out. I. E one is on the airfield and one in the main dock. Probably
chilling rn
my lowest time is 7.24
Mine is 6:24
nice
dang
you too man
bro
lol mine is 30 💪
I got compound down to about 7:30 too, I don't rush through it though
But with 2 office paintings I got 5:10
Mine is instant

@opaque crown 1v1 me bruv
how long will it take for Me to get gorilla
81 days
Usually 24 hour's

lol pinga
#📁〢support/report ask mod about it.
I did
swedish bear man wouldn't miss this for the world
#📁〢support/report ask mod about it.
i forgot his name
Hi
yeah
keep asking questions
Anyone wanna play slasher?
and I don't have them
Onion suppository anyone?
@lofty edge play with him
We can't really do much about that.
Ok ty
idk what slasher is
I don't get why he needs all of this
Sup majjit
I just want the gorilla role
are you junkyard 2.0
Probably because there's a chance of you being an alt
No
that guy
idk who that is
lol
Who?
You
becomeone
that guy huh
Anyone online rn
nope
No.
Makes sense
no-one online at all

I’ve been stuck on prison heist since 2015
Can someone help me finish this damn thing
run away!! run away!! run away!! run away!! run away!!
how u been stuck on it for 7 years
good for u
because I haven’t played it consistently
lol
So can anyone help
so u played gtao at 8 yrs old
I need 2 dudes
why not females

2 anyones
he likes Minecraft more
loool

@white pilot answer
so is anyone gonna help
I said anyones
oh ok
Don't ask here. No one's gonna help you here.
Literally I saw on one of tgg vids this server would help
Ask here #💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
that's how I got here too
dibs help him
Get baited
TGG doesn't even come here so he doesn't know what it's like
he says that on every video
yeah tgg doesn’t show up here
yeah
Oh
only us know what this server is actually like
tgg is an npc
he comes in chat like 1 time every 5 months
True
he is programmed to be like that
Glad to know he’s a wonderful youtuber who checks up on his discord server 
That's why we have mods

Great
correction: u are not a mod
and me neither
lol
Mannnnnn
I meant to say have Mods but yes.
So is this sever just completely irrelevant
You can still ask in #🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
they are normally dead
lol
Or dying
no one will reply to prison break
yeah it’s Russia
True.
good luck still
no its Sweden
This is what I get for being a og 😭
You could just skip it and buy kotsaka and do cayo
how
Buy the submarine.
lols
bro I don’t know how the cayo or the layo or the whatever the hell anythign works right now they added way more stuff
Kotsaka gives you access to cayo heist.
How much is the submarine
Watch guide?
2m
TGG has video on cayo
2m
At the start yes.
Tylarious also has good guides for cayo too
lol
Hello! I’m new in the discord and GTA
Add me
Welcome

Ye we won’t be able to play together I think
Hello. Welcome.
Thank you! 🙏🏽
I think it's always there.
hmm alright
i just unlocked the prep screen and i dont see it yet so
nvm i think i got it im a lil stupid
Good luck.
Don't call yourself that.
need to go steal the radar jammer thing from merryweather sub
yep doing it rn
cool
damn

This game is cringe
I spent 2 days looking for the service carbine parts then they let you buy it
True.
3 million for service carbine or I am reading it wrong?
Yh but I have been using the combat mg mk2 with armour piercing rounds and it shreds when ur in 1st person
Im at school so idk
370k
I dont like that gun
Oh yea it is but I guess I am so broke
I use carbine mk2
Then find the parts
They can spawn in the same spot.
I use that as my suppressed rifle
Look in the same spot in every lobby
Just find new lobby near a same spot


I use carbine mk2 and heavy rifle as my suppresses
Cool
Service carbine sounds gay when its suppressed
Does anyone know the bonuses this week u get like 250k and shit after the end of week
😂 u might get cancelled for that
Just dupe cars 
Just waiting for a good one to come out
Auto missions probably
don't recommend the use of glitches
am doing good
Shut up timothy
lols
I'm serious
Ive only been detected once
so?
I already have my plates back
lol ok
ok cool, keep the glitch talk out of the server though

fr
Ay sup ppl
Ik
I brought up 1 thing
You should see the lfg cayo channels
they don’t check lfg
Eh?
Update: no thanks to anyone here I’m finally on the finale
somehow I got god like crew members and played with me nonstop and we did all the set ups
Lets gooo
lol
and
I dont do heists anymore
j
auto shop discount, x2 auto shop contracts, 2 drip feed
not much else beside that
@stoic dragon he talked abt a glitch
nothing for businesses afaik
yessir
No 
Bruh
don't get petty, that is a bug
lol
Update is just 2x
He said glitch
although don't wish bad things to happen to other people
it’s not a good week tbh, except if you wanna incorporate auto shop stuff into your grinding
Update or jists say Autoshop week
Facts
And your ultra thin 😂
Welp atleast it ain't another nightclub sale 
this gif reminds me of robo
lets goo
average npc interaction
it was a good week imo
back to topic pls
For a limited time earn bonuses on all nightclub executive and motorcycle club cargo
Grinder
weekly update is auto shop themed
lots of cars discounted
it’s not for me. all it offers is 2 drip feed cars, which weren’t the R8, and nothing for businesses
Trying to put order in the server

Alt f4
I dont play on PC
ctrl W
🍻
I grind those 1.7 mil sell price issis
That's to close browser tab
That's grinding with dignity
what
Turn off the breaker
you should try the things that are on 2x this week
Ay bish
eh, maybe i’ll incorporate into the grind
Anybody car meet?
Hey @flint burrow, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
Ima go be panda again
how much money u have?
Thunder
33 - 35 mil
why do you need more 
To flex.
“HeY gUyS iTs PrOfEsSiOnAl”
I agree it's a bit of a shit week again
chrisgamer has like 7 fucking billion
Yo anyone down for casino heist
try to flex in front of him
arena war might be fun but probably have to buy vehicles to use in it so that's pointless
Hey @median karma, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
you don't lol
because i can
bek
Glitch on the matrix
please don't talk about things outside of tickets
it's fine but mind about it next time
ok

I've been a bit active in here from time to time
Don't talk non gta stuff here
lol
sup
Yoz
I see.
I've only talked in here a few times on my old account
how u been ghost
From ghost panda to ghost koala.
My final form is still hiding
Ghost Zebra
They pay well. And fun to do
lol
currently around 6 hours all acts
First time doing it and its so fuckin awesome.
i am legend!
im trying to improve on it
does anyone want to join/co own my stunting server for gta5 ps4 if so dm me
yep
@sacred shoal Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
I did
Ok
imagine being on 2 warns 
lol
couldnt be me
Imagine there's no heaven

@lofty edge how many times have u changed ur pfp man
imagine living in hell
I can't find one I like*
lol
Imagine
ghost
Dont imagine just
Wat?
Ok

Yup.

Its basically the 3 of us here right now

real
What are some good ways to earn money (Not cayo)
buy shark cards
Yep
Furwani
kejl periko
Its 2x right now so go for it
Deleting the game
Just sell urself and buy shark cards
ok pizzaman#6432
Lol
Yh the guy was not lying I just brought M16 it was 351k

No lol
imagine buying it
Yes. They allow people to buy it.
Imagine paying 300k for a gun.

351k for a gun that's the same as the other guns
military rifle is valid
Yes.
but not the m16
Imagine playing gta
I mean you gotta get off the game to make money life ain't easy 🤷
Yes.
Or do real life stuff while still enjoying the game 
Game is dead
Rather play cyberpunk
invite hookers to ur house

oh hell nah
Best autoshop location?
gta > cyberpunk

Cheapest
lol what if u raid ur real life house with hookers
basically invite 50 hookers there
shit would be crazy
now we're talking

They are all good. But the middle of the city is preferred.
Or hear me out listen to sad songs while shoving whiskey down your throat remembering all the good times you had with her crying on the bathroom floor staring down the barrel of a colt python.
Burh. Really out here saying cyberpunk is better than gta online

Can't find them on maze bank site , ?
Sad songs nah
nah fuck that girl
Phonk best
Go to the car meet. You will have some cutscenes
What has been chat talking about?
need the other one I think, dynasty 8 executive
Jokes aside I came on here to ask why tf did rockstar give me 300k
Gta 
e cola vs sprunk
Minecraft
because you played during the soda wars
After that it'll appear on MB site?
nice
Already checked , just agencies'n'offices.
Ay bucky hwo ru
12 yrs old kids really like that game
?
No. It will appear in Dynasty 8
hello mr zebra
im great, wbu?
Did it break while you are sitting on it ?
I been watching a 40 year old dad play it with his 6 year old son Minecraft is literally never gonna die
Nqh
i broke it cuz he didnt send feet pics
no
Lol i want that dad
Dam. I was gonna say. Press f for the bum 


ok and
man these days we have remix for every song
L
Don't. It will ruin your life.
ok ObamaSphere#7119
Even they have remix
what is Obama's last name?

Barack obama
street hobo
Obama lasg namd
Am president of united states
Last name*
It ain't obama ?
thats his last name
Llama
Obama is his last name
I frogir
Lol it is but there is a dad joke (ik ever cringy but gets me almost everytime)
Guys ur fav song rn?
i dont like
Bruh
The scream of Children
Lil peep star shopping
hear it with a good pair of headphones in 8D it is pretty good
would rate it solid 9/10
69 music 

a remix of a song from 10 years ago which was a remix of a song from 15 years before that
my honest reaction: 
Mumble rappers they are the best 
its sarcasm 
imagine listening to 69
which one?
Imagine.

4
i started the change 
it's ur fav youtuber signing off
Who sernando?
You did not even do Anything
How much does union depository contract pay with 2x?
Mrbossftw or how you pronounce it
600k?
620k (310k as normal)
whats the best entrance for cayo perico? the kosatka or the drainage pipe?
it is meme, just wanted to use IT
Thx guess they update the price on the board
Dam. Auto shop missions really do pay well right now.
yes or longfin

not u bruh
but
whats the best out of the two options i gave though-
ohh alright
kosatka will spawn u right by it
drainage pipe is entry to compound
U need kosatka to go in drainage pipe (it takes 1:45-2:15 mins)
but u can go in using a longfin but u need to learn longffin jump or timings ur sticks to reach on the island asap (0:30-1:00min)
close to the pipe
Someone did x2$ and RP autoshop delivery today?
No.
pretty sure that bonus is only for the contracts
anime pfp
:(
u r not going on the right path girl or boy
@abstract mist Hey , you didn't tell me'bout the 111 crates.
the what
oh

if he scams let me know
@rocky timber fuck u
huh
man dont curse my boy
111 crates?
Omg my Cayo secondary targets add up to 4.5 mill
what are the 111 crates
No cursing.
ceo large warehouse capcity
how is he gonna scam tho?
it is allowed but he was cursing my guy
Large warehouse.
wait whos scamming who im confused
Who is he cursing?
bad luck
omg
@abstract mist You've another account with the same ID who has a PS role?
Just leave right now. You will be more confused
Don't scam.
nope, havent played on PS in 5 years, and that wasnt on GTA

wtf goings o.
headass chat 
I dislike the prison break heist
@sick anvil whats going on
@wintry heron sir chris
@dawn sentinel Ah it's you lol.
wow
lol bucky
I don't know.

me?
lol
Everyone does.

welcome to newbies being less IQ chat
no leo is a scammer
I asked the one who has the same discord ID of yours'bout the crates ...
You can't escape them. Only to join them.
u thought she had the crates?
lol
im just talking of some specific ppl here who r pretty damn visible
imagine having the crates
why u asking about crates?
Yesterday , you told me that you'll sell the second 111.
no i didnt
exactly why i dont talk here, headass chat 🤡
where do u chat?
It was the #0001.
anywhere but here
and if i do talk here it’s to clown or make fun of people or talk with people i know

Really? I don't see the chat, do I need to equip some kinda of roles or wait 24 hours?
Wait 24 hour's
Okay thanks 🥂
And see if your role changes from young gorilla to gorilla
Still same, so I will wait
yeah but u never make fun of people when im here big L

huh
nvm
what are you on about
can u read?
i never see u make fun of people here thats what im saying
oh yeah mb you would know cause this is your home


i heard somewhere that people with furry pfps are absolutely the most retarded people in earth
aside from lgbt people
Only on twitter
everywhere
You heard right
Junkt
and plus its even worse looking at them irl
Buy me chair
no ghost
Im on floor rn
lmao

true
35 hours > still no gorilla


I am brain dead
Dw ull get it
yeah u are retarded thats why
Even without the pfp I am brain dead
dibs join music bot
ok good
Welp crying here about that won't help either
lol
No.
why
Because you are a scammer
im fr just join
Lol
lol
can someone help me with the rockstar games service unavailable error pls lol
what can a scammer mean is a server like this like what does a scammer do in that case?
not giving back the cayo or what?
pretty much yeah
something like that
Anyone wanna play slasher
no becometwo
why man
nope, you've been asking for ages and no-one has wanted to join
Yeah ik



