#🚔┃gta-discussion
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how about we sell weed irl?
I’m down
😼

What about cocaine
@supple fractal u wanna sell weed and do cayo
Meth?
too risky
irl?
Already done boss
Irl we do it tomorrow
sure
Today in gta
how about we sell 99.1% pure meth
How about we sell human organ ?
wtf
Yes
I know where to get fresh kidneys
Same
how about we traffic whores
They complain loads
actually lets kidnap some kids
My weird neighbor il go get the fresh
And sell their organs
I’m a butcher
yeah
We can sell their liver and pp
There’s plenty just around the corner
they should do @opaque aurora
Africa is a good place to Start
loll
🗿
Small and stupid, won’t know what hit em
Or go with Ukraine.
hahaha
no
Yes
Welcome back npc
fuck off
Ur moms the npc💀
ur worse then the hourly reminder bot
Hello hello. Npc
R u serious right neowwww?
that emoji is ur dad
neow.
Stay madddddddddd
U maddd
material gworl
what’s with the extra d’s bro
😂😂😂
lol
@spring stump his daddy aint giving him enough dicks
Pathic npc
Yea 1 d to put it in ur mom
so he goes on a search for big dicks
that’s cute
huh?
She probably did not feel it
bro
fuck off
r u serious right now
Lmao all u can say is fuck off😂😂
all u can say is the n word when u lose an argument
“r U sErIoUs RiGhT nOw” says the guy who uses your mom insults
Do it.
🗿
lmao proved my point
bruh
sure bro
Say the full thing bitch
@solid steppe
go on bitch ass dickhead
Black mf
can we get a moyai chain?
Goofy ahh uncle productions
Bye bye
🗿
lol

@zealous sentinel come on dude. Say something
“r u serious right now”
🗿
Oh that pw5 guy?
Noic3

yeah little bitch
"StUPID AhH"
says n word when he loses argument
Hes a kid prob
Cayo perico hiest

ok lol we jk
@sick anvil you on next gen XB
I only got 1.3 mil
No. Im dad
No. He forgot the milk
Chocolaty milk is good
damn

Wtf I only got 1.1 mil

no lol
did you account for cuts
we gon get it 1 day
I was solo
Wtf is fencing fee
Yea that takes like 200k
^
Yea
What's fencing fee
《Idk》
Pff
cursed emoji
Cockstar love cock
Its what you pay for selling those stolen goods
24/7
Oh
Why do i need to pay
Can't that fat fuck pay
Because selling stolen goods is illegal ?
cockstar - 6 billion dollar company. claims they “listen to the playerbase”
also cockstar - didn’t give the camaro until 9 years later, a MK II nerf 4 years~ later, and sell in inv only lobbies 9 years later
True.
Mdf aint happy with 1.1m
Yes ik
Call me potato not brown

Hahahaha.
@little shore they sure do
Potato*
Im not gonna even arguw
@spring stump also gives lester like 100mil from a single casino
How much does casino hiest gib
2.5k
Only?
I would rather rob a liquor store
Probably because people just use shark cards to get the most money. In game. That's why they are taking so long to nerf or put other content
yeah
Depends
IF u get cash like 2m
If ubget gold like 2.5m
Bruh
Depends on the loot. I think.
It gives u 3 mil on hard mode
But u need 2 ppl
Oh
Always has been.
cuz they dont have enough money
@jagged panther
lol
be happy bruh i have 200k
Yes I'm happy
@little shore lol
they’re fucking lazy
that’s what
@jagged panther nice
no wonder people be doing dupes and whatnot
Now tell me should i buy a terrorbyte
idk
best bunker location?
chumash or farmhouse
sick ok i did choose a good one
Is there a way to get 200k very fast?
No. They have money.
Wow
What a logic
Nightclub popularity increased because I throw a person who was just vomiting
Yes.
So?
Ah yes, grammar 100 “what a logic”
English is not my first language ok?
Would you like to go have fun and see someone vomiting?
If you own a nightclub and someone is vomiting would you not throw them out too?
I’d give them more alcohol to vomit
Brown ur acting dumb
Pfff
I'm dumn
@sick anvil billion dollar company and still begs for more
PFFT
Cheese
Billion dollar compant and cant even release the next gta
ok, but they’re still lazy
Mdfs
as i said. lazy.
No. They have money.
Mdf just sit
yes they are really lazy
if u sell ur special cargo do you get more than 1 vehicle
being lazy =/= having money lol
look at how buggy some parts of cayo were for example
how has orb spam not been addressed?
GM?
the titan drop for CEO missions
They use the money they get from real job to buy shark cards.
They are already tired of getting that money. Why would they do more grinding on a game.

and why? because they’re too lazy to care to address them
instead
let’s fix pointless dupe glitches
has anyone got red dead??
Should I buy a terrorbyte?
No?
yes
nice one rockstar
Ok
you can’t tell me they’re not lazy
Because it's millions dollars company 
i bought red dead online but the full game is downloading 💀
Pc not good enough
Oooooof
but it’s only charged me for online
that doesn’t matter lmfao
if you want it to continue to be successful, address the issues or move onto another entry. so far, neither has been done yet, and the only thing for GTA 6 was “it’s in active development”
I wish i never bought ps plus
nah rockstar is a shitty company
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Fuck off
Faxs
wait so when it fully downloads, i’ll just be able to play online?
why the fuck dont they let u switch the sex in game
Bruh?
If you keep complaining about the game then why not just stop playing it 
Big oof+yes
@sick anvil

it’s the fact that the developers are lazy 
the truth hurts 
there’s no fucking denying it
@spring stump
🗿
Gta+is a joke
who the fuck asked for that shite?
Tbh
nobody
rockstar just wanna milk gta 5 for as much money as possible
should i get a toreador or a moc


Again. No one is forcing you to play the game
what
yes
am i the only one who feels gta 6 is gonna be shit
this has nothing to do with me playing the game
should i get a toreador or a moc
But still
it’s the devs
Devs are weed smokers
Ikr
rockwtar a joke company
rockstar is like EA
they should open all the locked interior spaces that'd be fun
more like cocktwats
old gen wouldn’t handle it
@hoary tartan the moc with the vehicle workshop
yes
ah
Old gen is ded
whats good about the moc
70 homing rockets to take out the cab
and
free storage space
it’s so sad being on ps4
i wanna drive all the new cars that came out with the e+e
lol
Ghost of tsushima logix
i wanna buy that
fucking mongols
Mongols are ez
Dont

Are cooked
@hoary tartan You can put missiles on a lot pf vehicles like deluxo or vigilante and maybe even the toreador but I'm not sure plus you can do some missions to get a lower price on some vehicles
bro i have 5 games downloaded and my ps4 is already fucked 😂😂
what i like is that u can go ng+ and just kill them easily
thank u for saying to not buy
They're 1 shot pfft
yeah i wanted to say another word but gorilla bot didnt like that

yuna is hot right@little shore
did u kill shimura or did u let him leave
Im exploring Iki rn
how do i put missiles on my sparrow
I haevnt ended the game
oh lol exploring iki is easy
Inside the kosatka
ok ty
have u done act 2
I killed that mdf sarugami
If you are solo and trying to do set up for cayo. Oppressor MK2 is better for that.
yeah goated
a have the oppresor i just want a sparrow lol
sparrow is a great heli
Yes
but no need if u have opressor
But if u don't know how to fly ur fucked
I see.
flying a heli is the easiest
I don't get it how the fuck ur supposed to land it without blowing it into smithereens
Nope
whats the best contermeasure for it
Flyin a opprwsor is the easiest
just go slow if its that hard
Unless it got touched wrongly and it will smoke like hell
i left it in the rain and it stopped working lmao
@little shore yeah lol
Flying a horse easier smh
tbh i do wanna play some PS titles
How the fuck are u supposed to slow it down
hoping to pick up a PS5 this year
@sick anvil yeah 1 shot and it starts smoking like hell
whats the beat countermeasure for the sparrow
Better then 4 and 5
That's why i suggest using oppressor MK2 for set up.
gow 3 goated
None of them
yeah i use opressor or the deluxo
for helis, i’d say flares, but chaff is also good
depends
Should I buy missiles for my heli
i actually like using the deluxo more
Sparrow
Guys helo
Best
*help
@little shore yup 
I don't have an interaction menu
loved every fight in that game
Hades was my fav
shit when i fought hades first time it was like hell
Should I buy missiles for my sparrow
yeah but then i enjoyed beating the shit out of him
It depends on you.
Wdym
if ur gonna use it yeah
I have 1.7mil
i’d say yes
Plz help me
it’s very good vs ground targets
I want it but I don't see a use for it
@fleet acorn what u need help with
there is a use for it
think about it like this
What
Then don't buy it ?
if you’re a CEO
@jagged panther if thats what u think dont buy it
spawn a personal heli
no point
Pegasus suxk
it’s gg
Gl with that mate
I don't have an interaction menu
Press m
Ok
hold pad for a sec or 2
No but
it should open
Or just use the buzzard. It wont smoke easily as the sparrow 
Just go to controls
I hold it and it dont pop up
smaller target though
Same thing with pegasus
go to settings
I don't own a buzzaed
Just hold every single button
just get an akula
Smaller targets don't mean shit if you are fighting ai or other player.
Until smth happen
I did
They can still shoot you.
ik. especially since in this country the docks are going on strike
so if it’s shipped in
that’s a fat rip
Ps5 is hard to get
You can pay 500 i think for you to be able to use it.
I can hear the sound when it pops up but it's not there
@fleet acorn look where it says interaction menu
25000
I heard there chips went oof off
hm idk
Lemme ask r*
ok
It's 500 x 20
yesnt. smaller target means you have to be more mobile and a lot harder to hit. problem comes with aim assist on console + aimbot AI
so make the shots count
dude just get an akula
And remember . Getting shot in sparrow will likely make it smoky while in buzzard it wont be.
Guys I'm bored
ok but just
What do I do

spam missiles
throw their aim off
buzzard can’t do that as effectively
so you have to do a few strafes
While you see your sparrow smoking ? And likely to be blown off ?
Or this.
and it goes black smoke
or a hunter
real shitty
and it u accidentally crash it just blows up
if*
so get an akula go stealth its better
How many ai are you fighting in game ? Not one or 2 right ? Most of the time there are more than 5 of them. So if one of them gets a lucky shoot boom the sparrow is gone or you are gone
if there’s a large group, sure
if there’s one or two, hover around buildings
and you’ll be fine
if it’s in open area like the desert
land somewhere nearby
You said spam the missile. That's a cool tactic but they can move and change position and likely one will still get a shot on you.
theyll blow up ur sparrow
Different vehicles have different uses.
just hover around them at max lockon range
spam missiles
throw their aim off
it’s gg
against NPCs just fly at max lockon range
and keep circling
most shots won’t connect
one or two will
"Most" and how good sparrow armor is ?
yeah but sparrow smokes like hell
iirc, better than buzzard, but not great
See.
it’s because it doesn’t get the armour upgrade
I like you @spring stump
if it did you could be more aggressive
sparrow armer is shit
I just kamikaze myself on them 
buzzard is armored but not really good heli
Use the sparrow as a bomb.
yes
Put 5 c4 on it and just ram it on someone.
For i just go down from the helicopter and shoot them.
Same.
i use opressor
I use oppressor MK2 more
i vary it between the sparrow, the MK I and whatever armoured vehicle i have like a deluxo or smth
Why?
it’s boring and since the nerf
it’s mid
still S tier for grinding
don’t get me wrong
how long it take to set up hiest again after doing it cayo perico
144 minutes
3h solo, 48 mins duo
I mean. Yeah. The missile is kind of shit. Especially if you are dealing with helicopters or other ground target.
if done solo
3 fkn hours?
jets especially
but i will say
MK II v MK I
that’s an interesting fight
True
did they change it to 3 hours recently then?
They nerf it
used to be 3 game days, 144 minutes
144 is more or less 3h irl time
ah no-one mentioned about that change in any video or update notes
so it's now 180 minutes
it’s roughly 3h
its exectly 3 hours
Afk on nightclub
60x3 is 180
?
i have a speacial cargo warehouse
restock
That's boring
yes
do the heist again
Do other hiest
i need to wait 2 and a half hours more bruh
Or join as a rando
nor friends to do casino hiest
facility isnt a must have
well cmm yeah but idk about doomsday
ok
put it this way
1.4 - 1.6 for act 1
1.6 - 1.8 mil for act 2
1.8 - 2 mil for act 3
now if you’re that type of player who loves bogdan…
instead of relying on who has what primary and secondary like in cayo
doomsday is a very good heist
idek what bogdan is
bogdan = act 2
oh
that’s with regard to those who b2b
maybe ill consider getting a facility
so i geta facility?
for free?
no
ull unlock it
oh ok
so i buy a facility
ah so we'd need to buy an avenger to run the heist
u need an avenger to do the hiest?
more paywalls
rip
no
alr
most likely yes, like how we need to have the kosatka to run cayo
ooooooooooooooooooooof
doomsday seems like a bad heist tbh
nah
what do i do
go into a police station and see how many you can kill before they get you
is playing gta beter with ethernet or wifi works too
Discord update sucks
which update
Phone version of discord
ok
i have cayo heist ready someone wants to play']
only 15?
yes i did al the preps
50/50 pls
no
40/60
200k
yes
not even help in preps
he didnt ask to help
its alot for what ur job is
not his fault too...u want the money then just do it with 15%
only thing he neeed to is loot\
leave it
there r many in lfg-cayo ready to be grabber with 15%
10 minutes of work for 200k
if u helped with preps then max 40
im a noob anyways
yea thts good
most likely ill raise a alarm
Exactly
yes
go to lfg-cayo-pc
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bruh just shut up
That’s very rude
like no one bullies this bot
If you are a gta hacker who ruins the game for others enjoy hell when you die
im not
There are some funny hackers like ones that turn you into objects such as a ball
a hacker put me in a cage
You a woman character?
Was gonna say he was gonna get kinky
😳
Do you play gta rp
can someone do the gta prison hiest with me
Prison break?
yyh
U have 2 more ppl?
yh
Dm
Leo
why u guys asking for heists here
They'rr blind prob
lol
often people don't respond to lfg so they ask in here
no
will the cayo cooldown be done even f i havent opened my game
yo wsp
yo
guys can someone help me get into gta online
wdym
yes, we can be offline and the cd keeps going
yea
check your dms
Ghost
howdy
it's on the hill north of the lighthouse at 11pm
at least I think it's 11 it start spawning
Gee
how ya doing
pretty good tbh, skint in game but got planes now
almost rank 93 too so will have upgrades at Benny's unlocked
no
I'd rather not do it tbh, as much fun as the og heists are they can be a nightmare
@sick anvil did u invite me to a prison break hiest
Burh. You got invited too?
Yes
Hahahahaha.
If I join, can I still do that criminal mastermind challenge with my friend
I was trying to see if people would join. I'm helping someone do the heist.
Oh. You need to do that from fleece to pacific standard. And hard mode i think.
yes
Oka
Yup.
And no dying.
fuck you and thanks
They required to be level 140 to that missions
which
Breh the cayo perico countdown still isn't done
Help people in lfg
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have you checked in the sub, maybe the notification got missed?
although it's usually a text isn't it
Nvm it has only been 2 houts
ah ryt lol false alarm
I unlocked Cayo again
Can any 3 propel help with 2 prison break setups and finale
Ask in lfg ps4
Fuck u too
Lfg
Pls
Dont ask here steve
Group 6 in the elevator
ily
Mdf got his first kiss at 40 age smh
Lol
Lester age 25 women kissed 0 status disabled
Casino update Lester age 40 women kissed 1 status still disabled
lol
Hey I’m partly disabled so it’s ok
i just finsihed all the prep for cayo perico and when i try to start it get stuck in a blurry loading screen not frozen, ive uninstalled and nothing has changed, help would be appreciatd
Grow up
@meager idol bruh just read the goddamn rules
Are you a liberal @little shore that why you cried over the joke?
Bruh i take it back
why u so mad bruh@gusty dawn
He’s not
he sounds kinda mad
Mdf cant even take a joke
Because liberals turned this generation into a bunch of pussies
Not really
Lmao
did u know that my late late late grandpa was from austria and he wanted to attend art school but they didnt allow him? he couldve had a great future with art but.. the rest is history@gusty dawn
Teacher: you must defend friends from bullies
Also teacher: you defended your friend you’re suspended
Fax
Bullies only understand pain
teachers are whores
Bitchew
yes
Gta 6 announcement at E3 this year 🤔
Joke of the century
How do I get the ability to post pictures in this chat?
Give me nitro
I wish gta would let us go to the moon imagine that was the Michael de Santa update
Did you know you can see cayo perico from free roam
I watch hentai does that count
bro i cried after 3 whole years today cuz of how much my mom demotivated me...i wouldnt give a shit if it came from someone else's mouth
but my mom

That is anime afterall
Dw
Horse porn?
Dont cry
😔
Pfft
How does axe of furry work?
its furry
and it stinks
it smells like armpits after a workout
rip my account
R.I.P
it wont work
it wont even get me to the point to login to rockstar social club
it just gives me some error i think its 3000.108
so yh i gave up
?
Im close to 100k pancakes
Let it go
77K
gg
the problem is i cant play gta ever again on my pc
Did you try reinstalling the game?
you think i haven't?
@inner nimbus yes
Fuck gta u don't need it :)
Don't be sassy. For just a question
i tried that, flushing dns, resetting ip, reinstalling social club, making a new acc blah blah blah
what seems to be the problem
it wont even get me to the point where i gotta login to social club
maybe ur pc is the problem?
it just gives me error 3000.108 if i open with rockstar games shortcut and error 134 if i try to open with gta shortcut
