#🚔┃gta-discussion
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No.
Hello welcome to Kennedy Free Chick how can we help you?
Dont care.
wow ur so rude
Dudes getting paid minimums wage to sit there and say where out of business
I don't like my job sooo. Suck it
My d is the manager.
hello this is macdonut the manager of macdeez
oh you little shit...
Yes.
let me suck it pls daddy🥵
that's it I'm calling the poulice!
What you gonna do about ?
@merry sinew
you french?
"Do or Donut, still tasty"
-master yoda
Ayo. Wtf.
U wanna suck the manager
maybe
omg please tell me the secret formula
how dacias are made from used condoms
fuck police so slow in this schrewpid country
uh
what
Suck my Nuts.
sure 
Order a pizza it's faster and usually the same guy
ok
I can't call the manager and the police won't respond.
omfg this is everything except gta atm
Ohhh. I like it.
Welcome to gta discussion.
welcome to the Unemployment Line
That too
I WANT MACDONALD!°°°AAn@ @sick anvil
im gonna comit the 4th genocide in gambia
it's 11 pm am hungy
Do it.
"Hello this is pop-eye how can we be of service"
fuck off popeye
brb
me want macdonals
Hehehehehe. Wants some chicken nuggets. ?
no I want a happy meal 😡
thats It I'm Calling the French Again
Welp to bad. The ice cream machine is broken.
FUCK YOUUUUUUUU @sick anvil
let me fix it
iuo oui iuo oiu this is the french president xela nosam drop the baguette and get in the Renault Grand Scenic Police Car RN!!!
It's already in the trash.
Hehehehehe.
you are under arrest
Hehehehehe. Got censored 
i speak french
you have the right to remain silent
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
thats your dad


Stop with the emoji or you gonna get timeout
ok
ok we are clear grossan'd please take control of the Renault Grand Scenic and drive to the nearest Police Department.
ur not a mod mr macdonald

Also. Restore the chat to gta discussion before a mod come.
I'm doing this so you wont get banned or muted.
ok great hide yall
give me my happy meal NOW!🤬
Suck my d first.
you are now accepted in society congratulation
U better do what he says hes got censored
acc no youre a youngboy fan
If you really want to get banned then i don't care.
Don't do it it's a clan
send in the breadcopters, this one is serious
-xela nosam
i have the happy meal
I don't 
here it is
4.99 please
No.
secure the target quick before he gets the meal!!!
bro I ain't buying some black market haply meal shit
you are under arrest for not co-operating with Xela nosam
There are some 
It's treason then, Bring the Dacia Sandero Squad Car.

Cum.
No its a superman action figure with a farting mechanic
i don't want cum in my nuggies 🤬🤬😡
A Barby obviously
that emoji looks someone is sucking shrek
but for some reason white stuff is covering the fart
when should i sell my coke if im selling solo
I ate your nuggies, @supple fractal
You want it in your mouth.
ok this is it I'm calling in the Peugeot 5008's.
Buy one stock and thats all
nee naaw nee naaw yall are under arrest for Illegal Activity
cocaine covered nuggies 
Lol
It will give you 2 random vehicles.
you admitted it, quick put him in the Peugeot!
Ur doin it wrong u call it salt then sit with Ur popcorn
😏
free dino nuggies just enter your ccn, ccv, expiry date and address

my dog is stuck in the fence 😏
"agent nachos, arrest these men"
what the dog doin
you about to say what im doing😏
hes about to combust

dog confused step sis for transexual Bisexual Asexual They Them Xaer Xem He Him Person
I'm pretty sure something like that exists
🐶
Bro what
yea
and dreamsexual of course
Yes.
No way i was about to say that
and french, the worst gender
Franc 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
dacia 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
ik
puhgoi 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
you were meant to be in the grand scenic
shoots nuggies
fuck yuuyy @sick anvil
how did he get out guys I need answers

Do it. Fuck me.
i might have fed him some mayo
oh no
and spinach
the xem xaer person coming for you
lmao
ur too ugly
xem xaer person took the bus don't worry
if i meet a xem xaer person im gonna actually... throw a chicken nugget

took "him" on a trip to the town of "fucking"
go to the gym you fatass and we'll talk
You aren't the first one who said it.
😼😼😼
I'm quite skinny actually.
that's not an excuse not to go to the gym 😡
Bro finding these fucking service carbine parts makes me want to punch a fucking toddler
Does my depression count?
deadlift 100kg and well talk
No
😼
xem xaer >>>> carbine
Yeah McDonalds workers know what's in the food
I can barely lift my life. Why would i do that.
No one does.
how about you lift a Citröen, or some bitchez perhaps?
What's the point. Life is shir anyway.
That's why he's depressed
😭😭😭😭
Truly a blessing to have.
Its official, McDorult is banned in frenchishco
Is it normal for criminal mastermind award on social club for it to be 20/28 but in GTA it's 19/26?
MONKEY
"xela nosam"
-xela nosam, xela nosam.
dibs
.
dibs don't ignore me
.
Bro I need an answer
Look it up
For what
putting the dumbass dot won't change anything yknow
Criminal mastermind ?
lol
but probably not is your answer.
Yeah the award
Yo mr whart
Waltuh
big con elite challenge looking for 3 people who do it for only 15%
I'm not having sex with you right now waltuh
Probably not. Try googling it.
omfg Its not the time or the place
put your dick away waltih
Ask in lfg ps4
Thx
also good luck finding 3 people willing to do that for 15 percent
What you want ?
I was barely able to convince a dude to do it for 45
I can get 3 for 15%
"they are broke inside bro"
"broke inside"
Well u won't get it otherwise
U gotta be realistic
Why hate him?
I like @supple fractal
he still wants those creamy nuggies yknow
one with the, uhh, extra dip
Go plays on ps4
"go plays on ps4"
no?
Who I mean

yea uhhh, like you can try the platform specific channels
Macaroni man
omfg what even is this keyboard
😼
what was that letter lmfao
All of you shit up
lol
bet
Seeing your face is quite a shock.
shit up
Pink corsa
Cant already did
I sent an embed fail gif
and It failed
😎
I broke the system
skill issue
"lzzz embed 1 - fail 0"

that "asus"sy dude
Guys I have a question if I have a vehicle cargo warehouse and obviously am only supposed to sell top range vehicles do I have to wait till I have the whole warehouse full or can I sell the top range vehicles as I get them?
bye bye Dibs we all love you

[hah did you get it, I made a joke about the Computer Manufacturer called "Asus"]
you can sell the top range whenever you want
So like as I go
but sell only top range
Ok
yeah
me selling all the standard ranges before even starting
ok
Doubt that. Anyway I'm gonna sleep This feeling.
So like the second I get it I can go back and sell it I don’t have to wait to sell it and wait to get the other cars
I did it for the heck of it, not for the cash anyways
why are you gonna sleep this felling?
bruh
lmfao
cock I love cock more cock cock gobbler

Iceboy what did you do to dibs
Yes. This felling. Thank you.
I didn't mean to😭😭😭😭
oh god
Can I order everything off of your menu?
why tf this pc sendin that whenver I press C
Are the Lamar 4x missions worth doing
oh ffs
what even is that lmfao
The 4x cash and rp is it worth doing
Sus
if ur a newbie then sure
embed fail master
no
what the hell
Think u have to be a certain level for gif perms idk
you do

true fax machine no cap
I'd got gif perms watch
send the one with the cock
All of you suck ass
lmfao
C
I was doin Dugan shipment and one of the boats went so far rockstar killed just before I locked on
I was trading coke on GTA CW and It was a bust but I died while tryna escape 2 whole stars
thats as relatable as it goes for me
yea me too
Its 00:40 or sm
or 12:40 AM for the weird fucks
i just randomly got a bunch of rp and i had 400k and i got 100k out of nowhere and then i had 4M now i have 4.8 in 1 minute
ok
How does this m16 even work
So it’s every 20-30 mins and I have to go to the locations and stay there or just pass on by the locations??
🤷🏽♂️
Someone here for dogfighting?
Anyone need help selling cargo?
idk, I just waited 20-to an hour and just went to the spawn locations till i got a crime scene
Wait 30 minutes and then just pass by the locations
Im missing 1 gun part
I finnally got that gun it took forever
I got it like 5 minutes ago and I tested it on cops and it did well
It doesn’t have good mods but it is good
Its the same as mk2 special carbine
The fire rate is slower and it does more damage
So roughly
and the recoil as far as I've seen is better
I love my overflod tyrant
So you could probably replace the Carbine Rifle with it
No scope?
Recoil isn’t a problem my most used gun is the combat mg mk2 and I hit most of my shots with it
Does it have a agoc sight?
Nope
Aww man
I play in free aim so that would be useful
how much % of your bag does cash fill? i got 2 cash spawns and 1 weed spawn in cayo perico and want to get the elite challenge
That should be just under full bag
I use the carbine rifle mk2 because it has that good scope
gun sounds really good though
Best zoom in ar scopes
both silenced and unsilenced
Hey, new here. Is there a crew for lone wolfs?
probably
Lmao
Actually might , I saw a donny with wide body so I was interested
Fuck me I was gonna record buying the panto and I forgot to click record
The feeling of clicking the button and seeing the video start
🙈
What do u guys expect for a michael dlc
Him getting his neck from his family lmao
him having us rob North Yankton
Him having to go to the agency to meet franklin
Same bank? Nah.. North Yankton inflation
Yeah it would be cool
What if there is a new heist with micheal lester and 1 - 3 other players
Just a new heist in general
Basically ye
My lime green panto arrived lmao
Just buy oppresor
Gta nam' war starter pack: Valkirie and buzzard, service carbine, that one boat with guns, los santos rock radio, and you are good to go
bonus points for m16
is there a place that i can go to sell my vehicles at full price
No r* would never
no place were i get more then ls custom?
Unless u had a scramjet a while ago
Man the best u can do is be ready when a new money glitch comes out lmao like the turismo r
But naw
Can’t get more for ur buck
Like
manchez scout
Don’t diss the manchez
I still need to get one
I just bought a panto lmao to meme it up
its great for wheelies
And now I’m redoing it
sick
I miss having cars to buy
im tryna grind but i dont feel like doing cayo and all my businesses are filling up 😭
I have so many cars yet to buy
I don’t do cayo anymore
And I made like 12 mil yesterday
Atp I’m just waiting on dripfeed
teach me
And spent it all on a maxed 60 car garage and the two on sale f1s
Literally just from nightclub , bunker , businesses and agency
Ok I did have some of the money a day before
But still
Made like 6m yesterday
No cayos
i have a coke lockup a meth lab a bunker an agency and a nightclub
still idk what to do lmao apart from cayo
Buy all the mc businesses
its really great but i just dont wanna do it lmao
U could do contract
it's useless tbh I only bought it because nothing else to buy
mine are filling up
I think it will help me a lot
with what exactly?
i did it not to long ago but it struggle with it i suck lmao
I mean the interior looks cool af when the stock is full xD
Nightclub sell almost everything includes organica
And u can get 80 stock I think
It’ll be good
Hi
Sup
Question
What's the best casino route it's my first time doing it
there are better businesses than the weed farm for the nightclub, do meth, coke, counterfeit, cargo and hanger I think I forgot
I have them
just do them all except weed and document forgery
I don't understand your reason
I have everything maxed except them and so many times I can’t do nightclub sell because I need docs or organic
if you don't believe me watch tgg's video about this I mean unless they updated something that made weed farm and document forgery better that I don't know about lol
I would make p’a
P’s
I know the weed makes like 300k but that’s not terrible and u get nightclub stock
So yeh
u have no idea what I'm talking about do u xd
Go on
Weed is the 4th best MC business.
exactly u don't even need it for nightclub
I’m getting it eventually when I have enough and so will I get docs and I’m gonna buy all upgrades lmao
Just own and setup weed and docs. No need to do sales. They'll produce in NC.
But also, no need for them there.
spun the wheel, got mystery, got a resupply for my meth lab
i dont do mc businesses
that's what I've been telling him, there are better options
Sell NC when it's value is over 1M and Tony's cut is max 100,000
and all I got today from the wheel was a bs t-shirt
Mm
You can turn off ping in replies
I can't even find the clothes I win lmao
might be at the clothing store in the casino? tbh I've not tried looking for them
They're automatically in your closet
You have to see the name of the item when you win it. Then find by type of item in the closet.
they are in your wardrobe but I can't find what they're called
No way to check. You just have more clothes now.
is there a cayo run better than pink diamond+5 piles of gold?
6 is max
Which hanger location is best
Panther , 6 gold , 100k safe , hard mode , solo take glitch , that’s like over 3mil
any of the ones at fort zancudo
Ok
^^
panther statue is event exclusive loot though
It’s max take
per person you can only take one and a half stacks of gold
i meant max loot without panther statue because you cant always get it
Ye
so realistically you’ll only be getting 3/6
That’s 6
?
you’re looking at
uhh
2 mil
a single person can get like one and a half stacks of gold
so 6 gold would allow all four players to get a full bag
6 gold , panther , hardmode , 100k safe and solo take glitch gets u like 3m
For more money
cayo is best done either solo or as a duo
more players is worth if everyone fills with gold
that’s best done duo
don't forget the host gets a much larger slice
never go past another person
or yknow
if you want all your friends to get money as well
two or four people you still get like 1.4 mil if everyone fills on gold
if you want your friends to get max earnings, do you think it’s a good idea to:
A. go through them one by one 85% panther 6 gold (about 2 mil)
or
B. 25% per player?
I need the arcade to go on sale 😦
I need advice
What Color would u lot get the Stafford , it has the British flag livery rn lmao shall I get a dark brown or something try make it into a Royce
theres also the fact
^
doing it solo is less payout
because you have to wait like 4 times as long to do cayo again
on a 3 mil theoretical earning heist
your ACTUAL earning is less
because more has to be split
it’s better done as a duo
on my most recent heist with 3 people (one of them pissed me off so i threw a pipe bomb and ruined it)
and you’d cap at around 2 mil
Chad
Hi
i was gonna get 1.4 mil while they both would of gotten about 700k
that's about the same as i would of gotten if we went in as two
How often does vehicle cargo go on double money
if everyone can fill on gold
its worth bringing more people
because the payout is pretty much the same
but more people are getting money
ok
I just wouldn’t do vehicle mate
so everyone fills on gold
Howdy
now let’s say it’s 25% per person
I’m just stocking up every so often so when it does go on double money i can just sell them all
assuming you're splitting evenly with everyone
lmao
Xd
a 50/50 split with two people
it doesn’t matter
hello everyone
the actual earnings is still bad when you get more players
bruh
you will earn less
Xd
its only less depending on what the main loot is
regardless of the main loot (inc. secondaries), if you do cayo with 4 people, your actual earnings will drop
you're making the same amount of money
who wanna do a casino ??
it’s still less than what you’d be earning as a duo
a lot less
like if its a 2.2 mil heist with two people
actually
and i take say 60%
well yeah
Lfg channels
thats still like 1.4 mil
if i do a 3 man heist and i take 50%
nobody answering me
that's still about 1.4 mil
that’s what i’m saying though
your take and overall money earning
is just
that's my point
worse overall
if you split the cut like that
with more players
you get pretty much the same pay
as you would without including the third
but they get money as well
same theoretical earning, yes
Ah, it happens
the thing is
the more people you bring in
the less the focus is on the primary loot
Honestly sometimes I’ll bring a mate to do cayo even if he gets 15 , I will get a bit extra money , he will get money and I’ll have a 48 min cool-down
Everyone wins
if you're grinding cayo every time its back up
its better to bring a friend even if you split the cut
because you can do it over twice as often as solo
No and idk how u even get it and apparently it’s a different game to normal gta lol
yes, but no more than 2 people imo
No cause rockstar to lazy to add it on pc
three is fine because you make relatively the same amount of money if you're not evenly splitting
one of few times where i can say confidently: it’s better to play a game on console than on PC
lmao
but the devs are lazy asf
^
if they fill their bag with gold
exactly
it moderately makes up for it
you don’t need 4
U can do that gold thing to get it solo
its less money per player but its more money overall
and if you're playing with friends
its better if everyone gets money
for strictly maximum profit
and the average of how much gold spawns
2 is the best
Hey guys
but if there is like 4-5 stacks of gold
Is the hotrinfn sabre delivered automatically or do I have to buy it
you can bring a third
U have to buy it like every other car lmao but it’s free
Ok


I only use 3 mc businesses meth,coke,counterfeit I think they make the most money
ye
they do
Cause i made 20mill in total from those 3 businesses
asset protection does
else it’s 10
i know
AP takes 20 mins
otherwise it’s 5 - 10
it’s not
the one where you defend crates near the port
20 mins my ass
I'd rather liquidize the assets
The worst mission for cargo is the Hookies one took me 30mins
torched MC clubhouse mission intensifies
Yea it’s a pain in the ass cause the npc have aimbot and the helicopters spawn and destroy your ass
oh you haven’t played the hookies mission for lupe source CEO crates..
that mission.. 

Some donny destroyed my enus Stafford as I left ls so I killed him till he ghosted lmao , no dissing the enus with the British flag
💪

if you source crates
lupe can call you
and there’s 1 which involves an auto shop
one going to hookies
and there’s another i can’t remember
i’ve done them lmao
I only got that mission two times
yeah
the hookies mission
is the WORST
the fucking aimbot on there makes me want to gounge my eyes out and scream the anti christ lmao
painful asf
And the npc’s that run into u for no reason
Bro a tryhard said he was gonna boot me offline little did his goofy ass know I’m using a vpn 
hHhHhHh yOuRe Up On Me BeCauSe ItS tHe OnLy WaY i CaN vAlIdAtE mYsElF bEcAuSe My PaReNtS wOnT lOvE mE, sO i WiLl ComMiT a FeDeRaL cRiMe
iM a BiG bOy
like ffs
if you’re one of those cringe tryhards
that do that
gtfo
Why are you tyoing like this
because it’s a fine example of their ineptitude
they only seek validation through the
“hHhH 1-0”
“cRy”
Idk but thanks to them i had my first serious pvp today
Yea bro I’m def gonna cry over a kill 
Same lol
but it’s hilarious seeing tryhard scare so much about it
like there’s one RC spammer that i keep encountering who is mates with a DDOSer
and whenever he kills me
he tries to act all tough and play score cards
like bro
idgaf
quit being a virgin
touch grass
Do I sort my garage by color or by vehicle type
or do what i do: there is no sorting. only shoving vehicles into where ever feasible

Letters

Same
Sick fucking idea
imagine
just
fucking hell
they’re probably some squeaker as well
every tryhard that’s like that
I tried but sorting Max garages filled with vehicles is pain
I have thought about color , vehicle type , but I just dunno
Fortnite 
Bro some dude in a Lazer was tryna grief me while i was tryna go to Cayo perico bro tried to fly under me i right wing down and blew him up lol
Guy in jet is a npc
🗿
L griefer
W jeff
He left after i said "lmfao"
Lmao someone in a heli tried destroying my meth sell plane and I whacked him into the water when he tried pushing me down
He attempted to sit on my buzzard
What a guy
He’s smart

Again a Lazer dude destroyed all my crates as soon as I started the mission
Thank God close application exists
F me that’s unfortunate
Yeah mate
But sometimes it’s too late
If I just sold something and a guy instantly destroys
I am currently chat banned lmao
Because of that
If a modder griefs my cargo I tell rockstar and they actually give me the money back
Mums
Imagine having modders in ur lobbies
Thas wild
Couldn’t be me 
Also guys I'm doing the casino tmrw for the second time (first time on female character) what's some tips
That i should follow
Whoever told me to sort my garage by letters , ur a chad
I am infact a chat
Gonna take time tho lmao
Also watch out if you want to buy new vehicles
If you buy new vehicle u need to sort again
I have a spare garage for new vehicles i buy and i sort every year once
I have to move everything if I have no spaces
U just need to go stationary
And go on d pad
Still pain
My enus Stafford has a very fresh England flag livery #🏎┃vehicle-flex
Won it off podium too
Gb*
Imagine being able to spin the casino wheel every day
Couldn't be me
Stupid Bosnia man
Fuck me
I’m doing nightclub deliver guy home , I fucking spook him literally at a crash about two meters from t he marker and I fail
Shit
I don't do nightclub
My daily routine is
Cayo
Bunker
Coke
9 crates 2 warehouses
Cayo
Hop off
My daily routine is
Wake up
Cry about my life being a failure
Bath, eat, sit down
Cry
Sleep
Jk
Lol
Guys is that discord glitch which supposedly IP banned you if you changed ur avatar a few times patched or was it just a troll moment
Not sure
Wait a second
Gotta look for a tweet link and you can ser by yourself
lol
Yo anyone down for the fleeca job
Im back
E
sum
Gta racers 💩
I have not played 1 race on my female character lol
Absolute bozos
@haughty sundial after a few years, frank has kids during the timeline
and he owns the agency
Not anymore
he does
it takes place after story mode
a few years later
to my knowledge
not sure what her deal with the doctor or whatever was
but iirc she came back to franklin
she was sure she wouldn't take Franklin back during story
ye
Yes
yes
Started today at 4.8 mill now im at 9.3 mill
I went to put a Enus super Diamond i found on the street in my garage and they told me i can only get the car in my garage if i buy it of the store
10.3 mill to go
What u saving up for
Im getting 20 mill
And also the "car is too hot to modify
Nice
- costs like 187~ in insurance
lol
Im gonna buy the rx7 and a hanger and two jets
@haughty sundial why tf would you want to steal Franklin? 🤨
B11 and hydra
👍
Good evening people of gta5
I have a problem.. I been trying to send the technician to pick sporting goods but I can't.. I have and I got the bunker as well
Thanks
I just crashed a nightclub blimp into my nightclub and I got the fattest fucking heart attack
Shit is scary
Rockstar being rockstar but what happens when you try to assign him
Is closed
Wdym
You need to restart at your bunker in order to assign a technician to accure weapons
Is ur bunker business shut down?
how do i get tunnel/sewer infilitration for cayo?
I just got a kosatka and dont know
youtube
Get a boat drive to the compound and dive and you will see like a drainage tunnel
ty
ok so do i have to do the madrazo files first before I can do all that?
cuz i did the setups and stuff
Ok guys i have a question
U just go on inter gather mission and go to the compound with a boat dive down and u will see a drainage tunnel come close to it and it will say "compound entery point scoped out: drainage tunnel"
Deluxo
ok ty that clears things up
Ruiner has the best rockets in the game
If you blow up their plane if ur down
20-1 u will get to like 22-41
Molotok best plane
Ok i did my calculations i have enough money for the shit i want
Cuban 800 ftw
Now i just gotta save 20 mill
10.3 mill*

