🚔┃gta-discussion

[spring stump]

deluxos

hunters

scramjets

MK I (and II)

sparrow

list keeps on going

[humble tiger]

what's your issue then:

?

[spring stump]

this is what i was dealing with

while i was either on ground, or flying around on a MK I/jet

[tacit aspen]

Text channels rule 2

[hoary dome]

You playing on ee gta?

[young oxide]

Anybody wanna do cayo heist I am on ps4 and have everything ready. I will give you 20 percent cut

[nocturne thorn]

It's not really that interesting.

[tacit aspen]

It’s good if you have other businesses as you don’t need to adjust it#

[nocturne thorn]

Yes , especially a bunch of passive businesses ...Easy peanuts.

[humble tiger]

OK I won't direct people to the rules anymore I'll just let them ask about glitches

[nocturne thorn]

I think no one can talk'bout glitches in the whole server , or?

[humble tiger]

yep and telling people about that rule isn't allowed

[spring stump]

yes

i do

[nocturne thorn]

Tf , what a sick logic.

[humble tiger]

apparently it's mini moderating which is breaking another rule so ......

[spring stump]

why ask

[nocturne thorn]

Can I sell a NC?

[stiff bough]

i just hit rank 100

[hallow charm]

[rapid mason]

Michael dlc when

[wheat garden]

Nice mate

Go to shoe shop to celebrate

[stiff bough]

im gonnna go there

nd rpg it

[hallow charm]

[rapid mason]

@stiff bough no simp

[tough spoke]

[rotund raven]

[magic kernel]

Where do you buy that Green sprunk track.suit

[spring stump]

clothes store, bodysuits section

[thin helm]

Clothing store, at the register

[tropic drift]

Hello

[tropic drift]

Then bodysuits

[waxen tartan]

Guys is the sprunk team full?

[tropic drift]

Idk

but eCola should get cancelled

[waxen tartan]

I'm trying to get in by social club

[waxen tartan]

👍

[tropic drift]

oh well I just got in

Planned to join yesterday

But forgot lol

@waxen tartan

Try this

[hallow charm]

[magic kernel]

Thanks

[tough spoke]

bruh

gta ass rn

kicked me out of session right as i got on

trynna get carbine parts f sake

lol

https://tenor.com/view/ah-shit-here-we-go-again-gta-sa-cj-gta-again-gif-20425950

[hazy dew]

Well some modded destroyed my 111 cargo sale

[candid wing]

What’s the best new mission that’s at 4x money

[hazy dew]

Might make you feel good ig

[tough spoke]

lol

[candid wing]

Does anyone know the best job to do rn that’s 4x

[tough spoke]

greifer running away L

[hot berry]

Need people for prison break

[honest mountain]

@hot berry check dm

[tacit aspen]

Any Lamar mission is 4x

They don’t pay well

Only 40k per mission

[austere elk]

rooftop rumble was a classic

[tough spoke]

are smuggler cashe's new

[wintry heron]

I just got a bunker as my first business so what should I get now?

[scarlet basalt]

"You don't know me but I know you" urgh getting tired of the harassment. Wish you could do missions solo

Wait you can? I'm a huge derp then

[tough spoke]

lol

[scarlet basalt]

Time to stop the harassing phonecalls

[tough spoke]

some missions you can do solo

[austere elk]

kosotka lol

[waxen tartan]

It works thanks bro

[scarlet basalt]

Any Lamar missions can be done solo?

[waxen tartan]

No

Some are with 2 or 4 people

[stiff bough]

the girls there arent even hot

[tropic drift]

Cheetah though

[stiff bough]

mid

[tropic drift]

I mean don't mind me I have 25 priv dances for the tattoo 😎

• some phone numbers so that if I press right d pad I'm where I want to be

imagine pressing right d pad 3 times and Lester is 3 down

that's where shoe store service numbers come into play

[tiny swallow]

I got flattered by the discounts and remembering GTA 4’s Gay Tony DLC, I ended up getting Dancers and naming my Nightclub Maisonette

[shadow sand]

Hey can someone @ me with some good Cayo perico Tips? ❤️

[tiny swallow]

I might’ve wasted money lol

[tropic drift]

@shadow sand don't do cayo

Best tip you'll receive

[shadow sand]

Haha I’ve done it once I’m a greedy for money

[tropic drift]

It's so fucking boring

my mate and I only do it to Speedrun it

trying to get new best time

[tiny swallow]

I agree with both of you

[stiff bough]

@shadow sand
consipirator loadout
drainage tunnel
losatka approach vehicle

[tiny swallow]

I’m greedy for money but the heist is boring

[shadow sand]

Yessss Ty

[tropic drift]

Our current best is 6min 35 or so duo elite

[shadow sand]

6 min jESUS

[tiny swallow]

Oh nice

[tropic drift]

Yes very

Not me rn with 5M after buying bunch of crap today and yesterday

[shadow sand]

What’s your load out for the heist?

[tropic drift]

and my plan is to have that x 100 next year

[honest mountain]

Anyone want to try the 4x money Lamar missions we need two people

[shadow sand]

O

[tropic drift]

Conspirator

Any load out works

[tough spoke]

yuk

[shadow sand]

👍👍 that’s the one I’ve been using

It’s v nice

[tropic drift]

loadouts don't matter at all

[tiny swallow]

I think I won’t need to do it a lot after getting the nightclub, since you only have to sell in Nightclub I think

But then my mind is like

[shadow sand]

Then I’ll just keep using the conspirator

[tiny swallow]

“Get money”

[shadow sand]

MonEy

[tropic drift]

Nahh I had 17M on Wednesday

now I have 5-6M

Bought a buncha stuff

[tough spoke]

goofy shit this kid on

[tiny swallow]

I think what I want the most is Terrobyte

For MKII weapons

[tropic drift]

Champion, upgraded brioso to widebody, bought Thrax

[tiny swallow]

And the oppressor discount

[tropic drift]

And today I bought Shinobi

now about this I don't know how I feel

Cuz 2.5M for a bike 💀

[tiny swallow]

That’s too expensive

[tropic drift]

it does have brakes and stuff it's cool but it's a 1 seater

[tiny swallow]

Personally, I always crash with bikes

[tropic drift]

Like c'mon lemme get my friend on it

[tropic drift]

Skill issue

[tiny swallow]

How-

[tropic drift]

What how

[tiny swallow]

Yeah lol, cars and helicopters are easier

[tough spoke]

got b2b headshots 1 shot no bst and i have bulletproof helmet on

[tiny swallow]

I use the sparrow most of the time

[tropic drift]

What how

[tiny swallow]

How does it have one seat for a bike

[tropic drift]

well there's 3 bikes that are 1 seaters from what I know

Manchez scout

Shinobi

And Reveer

Or reever

Idfk one of those

and all of them are pretty new

[tiny swallow]

I feel a bit stupid just discovering those

I think I’ve been too focused on businesses and money most of the time I played GTA online

[tropic drift]

only thing that keeps me logging into GTA daily is the taser

[tiny swallow]

That thing is annoying

Like

Frustrating but also funny

[tropic drift]

I just go around to players and tase them

then I go to the next one

Very funny

Watch #📸┃gta-media

[tiny swallow]

Okay

[tough spoke]

goofy hacking

[tiny swallow]

This one time, I wanted to kill a random NPC to get wanted

I have no idea why

I do it randomly in GTA Online

[wintry heron]

can anyone help

i’m in a 5v1

help please

[tiny swallow]

Out of nowhere.,

[wintry heron]

ps4

[tiny swallow]

Sorry, it’s 4 AM for me

I can’t open the ps4

[tiny swallow]

A person comes out and tases me, and my character is firing randomly 💀

Then the person tases me again

And finishes me with an assault shotgun

[wintry heron]

there all in jets

[tropic drift]

change session was invented in 2000. People in 1999: @wintry heron

[wintry heron]

still

[tiny swallow]

I got revenge by shooting him off his Oppressor, but then he started being like:

[wintry heron]

help

[tropic drift]

nah

[tiny swallow]

“I will come to your house.”

[tropic drift]

I hope they continue griefing you

Just change session

[tiny swallow]

“I will find you, you do not want to mess with me”

[tropic drift]

Ain't that hard

[wintry heron]

😦

[tropic drift]

If you deny to change session then deal with it

[tiny swallow]

I agree, like

The time you used to text. You could just change session

They won’t find you in real life

[tropic drift]

??

I was talking to @wintry heron

[tiny swallow]

Right, Sorry

I was telling him also

[spring stump]

@tiny swallow imagine if it’s some crying squeaker

oh boo hoo you got shot off your oppressor

who cares

[tough spoke]

oh he admitted to aimbot

[tiny swallow]

Exactly

[wintry heron]

What business should I buy? I already have bunker and Kosatka

[spring stump]

i get shot off my MK I all the time

[tough spoke]

thats sad

[spring stump]

when i crash

what’s the big deal lmao

[tiny swallow]

Like, getting shot off it isn’t a big deal

You can just request vehicle again

[spring stump]

ngl but players these days take the game

too fucking seriously

[tiny swallow]

Yup

[spring stump]

some more so than others

im looking at you DDOSing pricks in particular

[tough spoke]

people who use aim bot w sniper have sad life

(xbox)

[tiny swallow]

Don’t forget the ones with god mode

[spring stump]

aim bot is easy to counter. just reverse up to them in a moc

or be in a fast vehicle like a MK I

[tough spoke]

lol spawn trapping

[spring stump]

just run those over

or if it’s a vehicle

shove it into water

[tough spoke]

if i could i would freeze em

[tiny swallow]

They’ll be swimming and won’t be able to use firearms, or stuck underneath vehicles

That’s smart

[tough spoke]

ye

[tiny swallow]

And you know what upsets me the most?

[spring stump]

what

[tough spoke]

be just smashing their keyboard

lol

[tiny swallow]

When you invite random people for heists. The one triggered from High End Apartments, especially in setups

They mess around

Ruin everything

Or one of them randomly receives

Randomly leaves*

My bad

[spring stump]

that’s why i inv friends

i don’t bother with the apt heists

[tough spoke]

ye

[spring stump]

any more

[tiny swallow]

I’m starting to agree

[tough spoke]

i only touched feelca

[tough spoke]

nun else

[spring stump]

i drift toward the doomsday and cayo heist. casino pays dog water unless it’s diamonds

[tiny swallow]

No need to waste time over it when you got businesses and Cayo Perico (just incase)

[spring stump]

like

imagine this

keep your passive businesses generating income

do 3 agencies

sell excess stock

do a cayo

sell passive businesses

plus passive ceo

profit

rinse and repeat

[tiny swallow]

Agencies?

[tough spoke]

tru

[tiny swallow]

As in the one Lamar talks about with Criminal DLC?

[tough spoke]

ye

[spring stump]

do the agency contact x3 times

let businesses stock up

because cayo will be on cool-down

then do cayo

[tough spoke]

black guy keeps on calling me bout poo

[spring stump]

sell businesses

done

[tiny swallow]

Before Cayo Perico. I did that with Bunker, Counterfeit, Cocaine and Meth

[spring stump]

stock them up again

do agencies

[tiny swallow]

As well as Headhunter and Sightseer

[spring stump]

do cayo

bam

it’s ez money

[tiny swallow]

How well does the nightclub pay?

[spring stump]

depends how many businesses you own

[tiny swallow]

They say it’s easy money when you already got other businesses

[spring stump]

if you own all let’s say

1.6 mil

on a full nightclub

that’s w/o player bonus

[tiny swallow]

Bunker, Meth, Counterfeit, Cocaine

[spring stump]

you’re looking at just close to the 1 mil mark

iirc

[tiny swallow]

Do I need other players or just shove them in one big vehicle?

[spring stump]

depends how many crates there is

because the crate thereshold will vary between the 3 vehicles

[gloomy reef]

how do you do b2b on cayo

[spring stump]

anyways

as i was saying

if you own all 3 and let it fill up

on a full sale, in your case would either be mule or pounder

[tiny swallow]

I’m thinking of buying the pounder

[spring stump]

i’m not sure how many crates are needed for the threshold between mule/pounder

[tiny swallow]

For Ponder, I remember TGG said 90 to 180

[spring stump]

if you intend to buy all businesses and then let it full up completely

do it

[tiny swallow]

Pounder*

[spring stump]

it’s 180+

[tiny swallow]

That’s better

[spring stump]

i think

i’ll double check

[austere elk]

night club doesn’t give player bonus i think

[spring stump]

it does

the only business it doesn’t

is vehicle warehouse

[tiny swallow]

God, Vehicle Warehouse

[wintry heron]

Is it just me or is the night club bonus lower?

[spring stump]

@tiny swallow 90 crates = speedo

91 - 180 = mule

180+ = pounder

[tiny swallow]

Doing it is frustrating

[oblique oasis]

Should I get hydra or lazer?

[tiny swallow]

👍

[spring stump]

it’s the same

[oblique oasis]

Idk what jet to get

[wintry heron]

It's only 25k now

It was 50k

[spring stump]

wdym

[wintry heron]

Daily take for night club

I usually get 50k

Now its 25k

The nightclub is fully populated too

[austere elk]

lazer is the best one tbh

[tiny swallow]

Should I get an Agency?

[oblique oasis]

If I get warehouse I can get it for free

[tiny swallow]

The thing for Criminal Enterprises DLC

[oblique oasis]

I got it wanna do it?

[austere elk]

not really a priority tbh

[oblique oasis]

Don't get a good profit from it tbh

[spring stump]

what

i’m sorry what

[oblique oasis]

Cheapest one is about 2 mil

[wintry heron]

Get mc businesses first

[spring stump]

the agency is a must buy lmao

[oblique oasis]

And you get 1 mil from completing the end

[spring stump]

it always pays out 1 mil

even replaying it

[oblique oasis]

Really?

[spring stump]

yes

[oblique oasis]

I need someone to do it with me tbh

[spring stump]

i’ve done it 7 times

it pays out 1 mil every time

[oblique oasis]

Shitt

[wintry heron]

Baller

[spring stump]

now

add in security contracts

[austere elk]

waste of time

[spring stump]

if you do 200 to max out the safe

there’s 2 mil

[austere elk]

you can make 1 mil way quicker in other businesses

[oblique oasis]

Bunker and coke the best

[austere elk]

takes too much time for a mil, only good thing is the garage for the jubilee

[wintry heron]

I do small sales in the bunker

[austere elk]

yea best passive business imo

[spring stump]

ok hear me out - you source crates passively, buy supplies for passive businesses

while that’s happening, throw in 3 agencies during cayo cool-down. now do cayo afterward

after that

sell businesses

redo the process

[tiny swallow]

Really?

[spring stump]

you get:

an ammu nation

a sleeping quarters

imani tech

garage

a active business

[wintry heron]

Pegasus is a OG he knows the way

[austere elk]

sourcing crates passively is way too slow, you can’t really source crates via the contacts on their own

[austere elk]

none of those are a priority or a must buy

[spring stump]

yes it is lmao

[austere elk]

imani tech maybe, but you don’t really need it atm

[spring stump]

bro

[tiny swallow]

I guess I’ll have to buy an agency

[spring stump]

the agency is like

one of the best properties

[austere elk]

if you’re new i recommend not getting it and focus on kosotka and bunker first

[spring stump]

you get everything in one place

[tiny swallow]

I’m not new

[wintry heron]

You can get mk2 ammo too

[tiny swallow]

I already got Kosatka and Bunker

[austere elk]

terrobyte?

[spring stump]

change weapon load outs

snacks

[tiny swallow]

Not yet

[spring stump]

special ammo

list goes on

it is a must buy

[oblique oasis]

You can do sprunk glitch

[austere elk]

should get that before

[wintry heron]

Everything you need

[oblique oasis]

Just spam A or X button in agency

[austere elk]

none of those are must buys bruh

[spring stump]

looks at possibly doing this when i get around to do act 3

[oblique oasis]

?

[spring stump]

act 3 doomsday

[wintry heron]

Lol

[spring stump]

the amount of NPCs that spawn in

is just

[austere elk]

how is special ammo even a must buy

[wintry heron]

Fuck doomsday

[oblique oasis]

I'm on about agency

[austere elk]

if it’s not exclusive to the agency

[loud knot]

Pacific standard is boring

[spring stump]

the point is: you can spawn in an agency, and whatever you need you have available from guns, to vehicles, to ammo, and whatever

[wintry heron]

I love casino heist

[spring stump]

as opposed to

“oh i spawned at my arcade, i need armour”

[austere elk]

you have those every corner

[spring stump]

and have to travel

to

an ammunation

plus for whatever reason

[austere elk]

why would a level 60 need to buy an agency just so they don’t have to travel for armor lmao

[spring stump]

agency is costs less

[austere elk]

it’s a waste of money if they’re low level

[wintry heron]

Kosatka has that too

[austere elk]

doesn’t make their money back

[spring stump]

bro yes it does

[austere elk]

takes too long

[spring stump]

do agency twice

it takes 48 mins

[austere elk]

if you spent that money on a passive business or a kosotka you’d make it back way faster

[spring stump]

that’s not long

lmfao

[austere elk]

so does cayo

but what makes more money?

[oblique oasis]

Casino is such a fun heist

[spring stump]

not solo

[oblique oasis]

I love casino 🤦😍😍

[wintry heron]

👍

[spring stump]

3 hour cool-down

[austere elk]

3 hours you can source cargo

[spring stump]

then 48 mins to do the heist

[oblique oasis]

How long is casino cool down

[spring stump]

no

[wintry heron]

Unless if you do it with two people

[austere elk]

a new person shouldn’t focus on getting an agency as they won’t make their money back compared to the other businesses

the agency is good if combined but not on its own

[spring stump]

that’s

what

i’ve

just

[austere elk]

it’s not time efficient either

[spring stump]

said

[oblique oasis]

New person should get kosatkaz then bunker, then the best mc businesses then arcade,

[austere elk]

you recommended an agency to a new player as a must buy, how is that what u said?

[spring stump]

you do 3 agencies while cayo is on cool-down

[spring stump]

yes, and read what i said after

[austere elk]

very true

[spring stump]

i literally said

if they do their businesses as usual

throw in an agency to make it their active business

[austere elk]

so it’s not exactly a priority then

[wintry heron]

Wydm agencies?

[tiny swallow]

Despite Cayo being a little boring, it’s a good way for money

[spring stump]

3 agency contracts

[tiny swallow]

Like, doing it multiple times

[spring stump]

the VIP mission

[wintry heron]

Ohh

[tiny swallow]

I could get the money for agency and more

[wintry heron]

Okay

[oblique oasis]

Can someone do agency with me

Pegasus add me

I wanna do agency

[spring stump]

i’m new gen XB

[oblique oasis]

I need that Milly

[spring stump]

can’t

[austere elk]

old cayo was the greatest money making method in all of gta

[spring stump]

that i can agree with

[austere elk]

if u don’t count glitches

[tiny swallow]

I’m gonna go to sleep, goodnight or good morning guys

[wintry heron]

How is new gen?

[spring stump]

it’s crispy

once you play it

[austere elk]

are there griefers in new gen?

[spring stump]

and go back to old gen

[wintry heron]

Gn:)

[spring stump]

you’ll notice it

a lot

[wintry heron]

Ahhh ok

[spring stump]

on XB auto aim?

definitely

free aim is less inclined

but there are a moderate few

[brazen anvil]

Does anyone know of a way to rank up real fast in gta im rank 72

[brazen anvil]

Dm me

[austere elk]

i’ve been on ps4 for way too long and i needa to on to new gen asap bru

[wintry heron]

Heists

[austere elk]

but it’s annoying to have my progress reset so i can’t play with friends

[spring stump]

i’ll say this now

the frame rates and draw distance

are much needed

[austere elk]

fr?

[brazen anvil]

Yh

[spring stump]

yes

[austere elk]

looking forward to the load times too

[spring stump]

a lot

i played old gen the other day

[brazen anvil]

Yes I was on next gen

[spring stump]

i

HATED

[brazen anvil]

Made so much more progress

But had to revert

[spring stump]

the frame rate on old gen

felt clunky

[brazen anvil]

Cause all my freind are still in last gen noobs

[loud knot]

Fucking team earlier didn't get in car like tf 💀

[brazen anvil]

It’s so bad when you scraping cayo

[brazen anvil]

Escaping

[spring stump]

pre warning though…

[austere elk]

use the armored van if u can

[austere elk]

FR BRUH

[spring stump]

if you want to make custom plates in new gen you cant

i will say that

right now

[brazen anvil]

Who cares bout that 😂

[oblique oasis]

Merge glitch I think

[spring stump]

dupers

[austere elk]

nah it would look sick lol

[wintry heron]

Hahaha dupers will be mad

[brazen anvil]

Oh Yh I forgot

[oblique oasis]

Same thing

[brazen anvil]

U can do it before u switch

[austere elk]

do u guys do glitches?

[brazen anvil]

Replay

Only

[wintry heron]

Fuck no

[oblique oasis]

Yeah I do cayo glitch

Where I go into the wall

[brazen anvil]

Ext day we both got banned

[oblique oasis]

Fuck Rockstar

[austere elk]

@spring stump are u able to do secondary targets glitch for cayo on next gen?

like going into the places w the gold and stuff

[oblique oasis]

Bookyy you on

[austere elk]

solo^

[brazen anvil]

What is second target glitch

[oblique oasis]

Nvm

[brazen anvil]

Lol I just hopped off

[oblique oasis]

Prolly will aswell

[brazen anvil]

Ohhhhh I was lost

Yh

It works better there

[spring stump]

i think so?

ever since the cayo nerf i haven’t bothered with it

i’m not waiting 3 hours to do it

fuck that

[brazen anvil]

Just do replay glitch lmao

[austere elk]

nah i jus do it first thing then do whatver i want

[austere elk]

not a fan of glitches tbh

[brazen anvil]

Yh not a fan

[spring stump]

tbh, i think bogdan with the new payouts are a better choice nowadays

because you’re not relying on who has what

[brazen anvil]

Bogdan?

[spring stump]

it’s already at a fixed price

yes

[brazen anvil]

What is it

Idek

[spring stump]

it’s easy to do as well

act 2

doomsday

[brazen anvil]

Oh

[spring stump]

it’s piss easy

even on hard mode

[brazen anvil]

How much u get

[loud knot]

Nobody does that

[spring stump]

let me check

[brazen anvil]

Ofc not

[spring stump]

i written it down somewhere

one second

[brazen anvil]

Cool

[loud knot]

Play the game legit

Not that hard

[brazen anvil]

Look on the lfg cayo

Tell them to ply legit 😭

[loud knot]

Yall think Cayo glitch is life 💀

[brazen anvil]

Who said that

[spring stump]

^

so on hard mode

you’ll be getting like

1.6 ish

if you do bogdan

[brazen anvil]

My Gould man said 1.7 for II and 2.3 for III

[spring stump]

yes but

you need 2 people

[brazen anvil]

Is there he statue back tho

[spring stump]

if you give 85% to the other player

they get like

1.8

for act 3

[spring stump]

no

statue isn’t back

[brazen anvil]

How did someone glitch me it 3 days ago

[spring stump]

they saved it from when it was active

if someone has panther and they do it, it means they obtained it during that week

and kept it

[boreal stone]

Can someone help me grab but u only get 15 percent I’m on Xbox old gen

For Cayo

[spring stump]

min cut

for grabbing

[boreal stone]

Yea

[shadow sand]

Questio, how the hell are you supposed to fly to cayo in 4 minutes?????????)

[spring stump]

i am speed

[marsh flume]

I don't know how rare this is, but when I went to do the Fingerprint scanner for Cayo it was already done lol

[limpid bramble]

Any gigachads want a free cayo ?
Panther 4 gold hard
Old gen Xbox

[brazen anvil]

Ur mate did it

[marsh flume]

unreliable speedrun strat?

[spring stump]

have you done it with someone else

if so

that’s why

[shadow sand]

I do that but the velum is so fcking slow

[marsh flume]

fuck no lol screw randoms

[shadow sand]

Also it puts it all the way across the map?

[spring stump]

not even with a friend

[marsh flume]

none of my friends play gta

[brazen anvil]

Ur past self remembered u and did it for ur future pleasure 🤯

[marsh flume]

perhaps

[spring stump]

or y’know

rubio said:

[brazen anvil]

Fuck it

[spring stump]

“you’ve robbed me too many times. here the key”

[marsh flume]

wish I recorded it cuz I was confused as fuck

[brazen anvil]

Lmao

[spring stump]

“now fuck off”

lmao

i feel bad for him

poor dude

[brazen anvil]

Nah and what did u get that tiem tequila cause that would be joked

Jokes

[brazen anvil]

Noc btw

[spring stump]

imagine it’s tequila and no gold

[brazen anvil]

Npc btw

[marsh flume]

so me because I'm always solo

[brazen anvil]

🧾🤔➡️

[brazen anvil]

What is the point of playing solo ur just gonna quit the game

[marsh flume]

Been playing mostly solo since 2020

[brazen anvil]

Damn

Okay

U different breed

I only started this game like 4 weeks ago

[marsh flume]

Played on console before this and never again will I play with randoms lol

[spring stump]

me who started around 2013/14, took a long ass break, came back during 2021

gotta say since then

[brazen anvil]

I jumped straight from fleeca to cayo perico lmao 🤣

[spring stump]

i’ve been disappointed

[marsh flume]

Been playing on console when they added the high end apartment heists

[spring stump]

man literally went from “please sir can i have some more” to “i woke up in a new bugatti”

🗿

[brazen anvil]

Lmao

[marsh flume]

be like that

[brazen anvil]

Fr tho

I think cayo perico ruined the game and I haven’t even been here long

[spring stump]

it has

i’m glad they nerfed it tbh

[brazen anvil]

It’s not even really that much of a nerf

They should reduce the payouts

[spring stump]

if you ask me,th-

yes

[marsh flume]

nah

if you asked me it helped

[runic cargo]

Yo yo

[spring stump]

i was just gonna say that

lmao

my initial criticism at the time was:

[runic cargo]

I just bought the golden jet best purchase

[marsh flume]

its hard to complain its hurting it now because of the cooldown nerf along with the other buffs they did

[spring stump]

“drop the payout by around 10 - 15%, keep the cool-down”

[brazen anvil]

Nah cause u can get rich so fast u don’t even need to do the other stuff In the game resulting on boredom

[spring stump]

that way heists like doomsday can still be preferable

over solo

since they wanted to push that narrative

but no

let’s now make it where

[brazen anvil]

They should change the other heists to become solo

[spring stump]

you wait 3 hours

solo

all it does

is promote b2b

[brazen anvil]

Isn’t it 144 mins

[spring stump]

that doesn’t help the inflation or the players

it’s counterproductive

ngl

[marsh flume]

yes, which gives you plenty of time to do other stuff

[brazen anvil]

Not really

[spring stump]

the problem is that it’s too long. for players who don’t have much time and want to do hard mode can’t

so they’re forced to keep playing and waiting on passive businesses

until cayo is ready

[brazen anvil]

Most of the heists take all that time just to set it up

[spring stump]

again

[unique owl]

having one heist be so much better than anything else is just dumb

[marsh flume]

I can sell all my businesses, do the agency vip contract and usually have enough time to do other stuff like bunker excess sales and vehicle warehouse sales

I've done this consistently many times

[brazen anvil]

Exactly proving @spring stump point

[unique owl]

how?

[brazen anvil]

…

[spring stump]

for players who do not have time

[marsh flume]

also replay glitch if they're that desperate

[spring stump]

i’m talking about people who work

[brazen anvil]

Oh mb

Misread

[spring stump]

they won’t have enough time

[unique owl]

or you could just leave and come back

[spring stump]

which doesn’t help that side of the playerbase

[unique owl]

later

[spring stump]

and do what?

put it this way

[unique owl]

passive businesses are the answer, you don't need to play for a long time in a row

[brazen anvil]

Play another game 🤯

[spring stump]

if i wanted lots of money in a short time

[brazen anvil]

Or go outside and touch grass

[spring stump]

what’s would’ve been the best way

prior to this update

A: cayo

[brazen anvil]

B:cayo

[spring stump]

now for those players

it’s just

well

they don’t have much choice

i suppose they could do agency but..

still

[brazen anvil]

Nah but before cayo perico I swear people were still gronding out casino

[spring stump]

but this is what i was saying earlier

[marsh flume]

well yeah because they were

[spring stump]

do agency 3 times

let businesses stock up

including passive ceo

then cayo

sell

agency

cayo

sell

rinse and repeat

[brazen anvil]

Also can someone explain to me what the office safe does

[marsh flume]

for the regular ceo office?

[brazen anvil]

I tried to get money out of it 🤦‍♂️

[spring stump]

it’s a safe

[brazen anvil]

Yh

[spring stump]

[marsh flume]

its just cosmetic

[spring stump]

fr though

idk if it actually gives you money like

[loud knot]

I still grind casino

[spring stump]

agency safe

[spring stump]

casino pays dog water w/o diamonds

do doomsday

[brazen anvil]

Ngl I dont remember asking

[spring stump]

better payout

[loud knot]

Also its "grinding" not "gronding".

[tough spoke]

mmm

food

[marsh flume]

agency safe can be a decent passive if you're willing to put the time to do the contracts

[spring stump]

it’s like 20k per hour maxed

[marsh flume]

I think it pays 20k after doing the 200 contracts

[spring stump]

iirc

yeah

but put it this way

after doing 200 contracts

there’s 2 mil you made

[brazen anvil]

Is it just me or is that shit

[spring stump]

it’s not

for safe money method it’s the best one

[brazen anvil]

20k an hr?

[spring stump]

yes

[marsh flume]

pays more than the arcade maxed out

[sick anvil]

Yes

[spring stump]

out of all the safes agency pays out more

[brazen anvil]

Where is the 2 mill from

U gonna wait for how many hours

[spring stump]

the 200 contracts

[brazen anvil]

Oh the contracts give u money

[spring stump]

1 contract pays between 20 - 60k

[marsh flume]

the VIP contracts

[spring stump]

so teah

[marsh flume]

1 mill after completing it

[spring stump]

about 2 mil

[brazen anvil]

Oh but how long does a contract take

[spring stump]

like

10 mins to do

it’s piss easy

[brazen anvil]

That’s sick

[spring stump]

except the asset protection

those take longer

but it’s 10 mins if that

[sick anvil]

If you put payphone hits time to time when you are doing the agency missions you can get more then 2m

[spring stump]

exactly

[marsh flume]

if you're efficient enough cayo should still be on cooldown and have time to do sell missions

[brazen anvil]

Cool

[shadow sand]

Figured out the plane thing

Apparently it’s a glitch .-.

[brazen anvil]

Nah biggest question on my mind rn

[shadow sand]

But I fixed it smH

[sick anvil]

Oh no. Not the hanger missions

[brazen anvil]

Is there a way to glitch past flying the velum to cayo perico in the scout mission or atleast make it sped up

[sick anvil]

No.

[brazen anvil]

Fuck.

[brazen anvil]

No way yes. Said no.

[sick anvil]

[marsh flume]

[brazen anvil]

No way yes. Said :Pepe_exit:

[sick anvil]

fail.

[brazen anvil]

Okay I’m tired I’m going to sleep
Later.

[sick anvil]

Later dude.

[loud knot]

#🕺exclusive-fun🕺

Felt like typing it 🤭

[sick anvil]

Wanna add more easy money? Do vip work , bunker ammo, mixed goods and mc auto shop.

[tough thunder]

is there any easier way to buy supplies for business instead of driving all the way to the business?

[tough spoke]

ok

[sick anvil]

Arcade upgrade

[tough thunder]

can u explain?

[tough spoke]

no

dont think so

[loud knot]

Master terminal in arcade if I Remember

[tough spoke]

ur trash

lol jk

[thin helm]

Master control terminal in the arcade, get it at the laptop in the arcade office

[loud knot]

Bc r* wants u to stop doing cayo.

take a break from cayo.

I set mine airstrip and it works

Ain't done cayo in over 2 weeks

[tacit aspen]

How much storage should I get for the nightclub

[sick anvil]

Max it out right now.

[tacit aspen]

Ok

[sick anvil]

Its sale so it wont be that expensive to make it max

[surreal trout]

Money method/glitch 180k per 1-9mins requirements elegy retro custom fully maxed out 10blown up normal free elegy’s i can show proof they sell for 180k just run me a Cayo the proof and steps are yours

[sick anvil]

No.

[tacit aspen]

Ok

[surreal trout]

Ain’t cap

Check on

Pm

[sick anvil]

No.

[austere elk]

bros a full on con artist on grand theft auto 5 ☠️

[surreal trout]

Check pm

[sick anvil]

Cap

[shadow sand]

Hey do I need to retake a pic of the drainage tunnel or nah?

To like use it as an entrance point

[sick anvil]

No. It's always gonna be available.

[ionic perch]

Will i get trade price for the hydra if i join someone elses humane labs emp mission?

[shadow sand]

Thank you!

[sick anvil]

Maybe.

[loud knot]

There was a hydra trade price?

Wth?

[ionic perch]

Ok, when can i play that mission or can i quick join it somehow

[sick anvil]

That. I don't know. Try doing quick missions first and see if unlocks it

[surreal trout]

@austere elk Is it cap now

Or have u seen the proof

[sick anvil]

Still a cap

[sick anvil]

Yes. If you did a humane lab emp delivery.

[loud knot]

Eh I never knew lol

Reload

[sick anvil]

Go blame rock stars

Skill issue.

[wintry heron]

patching an extremely op glitch and making an easier version of it in one go is so rockstar

i have over one thousand sprunk rn

[ionic perch]

Whats the point of that

[wintry heron]

infinite snacks

[sick anvil]

To flex.

[wintry heron]

infinite instant regen

plus the weapon wheel feature

[sick anvil]

[ionic perch]

aa oke

[wintry heron]

load up on thousands of sprunk

if you take damage, go to weapon wheel and quick snack

[sick anvil]

He probably asking how you can have many spunk cola.

[wintry heron]

go to simeons snack table

and just keep taking ome sprunk

[late marsh]

can I ask previous gen people a question? have you noticed recently the game is nearly unplayable on certain models especial base model ps4 and xbone to the point where the game in invite only struggles to load the world LET ALONE a public session turning into a buggy laggy mess?

[wintry heron]

it will say full but you can go infinitely

only sprunk

[magic geyser]

I tried to make a sale and some literal cock sucker blew it up

[sick anvil]

What you expect

[late marsh]

gets mad when you had the option of selling in solo public or invite only session

[magic geyser]

People to stop ejaculating in their pants over 2 grand

[upper sinew]

I got 10m money, what do i buy that is under 4m

[magic geyser]

Bruh this fuckin game

[late marsh]

thinking people actually care about the 2k

[sick anvil]

It ain't about the money.

[magic geyser]

Then why do it

[upper sinew]

Sell in a invite only session

[late marsh]

some people just wanna ruin another persons day

[sick anvil]

Ruined others fun

[magic geyser]

Jokes on them I know a way around it

[upper sinew]

Sell in a invite only lobby

No point of selling in public servers

[sick anvil]

He already know that.

[magic geyser]

Money is a good reason

[upper sinew]

I got 10m money, what do i buy that is under 4m

[sick anvil]

Buy rock stars

[upper sinew]

Stfu and answer the question

[magic geyser]

Bruh I have 380 bucks what should I buy

[sick anvil]

Whats the point of asking us a question on what you buy. Its your fucking money. Do whatever you want

[upper sinew]

Im a collector

[upper sinew]

Cmon

Idk what to buy

[sick anvil]

I have 10 bucks what do i buy???

[upper sinew]

A missile launcher

A bike

[sick anvil]

Guys i got 5 dollars from some one now i have 15bucks what do i buy???

[magic geyser]

No one is helping me spend my 380 bucks 😔

[upper sinew]

A fighter jet

[upper sinew]

A facility

[tranquil epoch]

Can anyone help me with outfit glitches

[upper sinew]

Imagine glitching bruh

[magic geyser]

Done 😏

[sick anvil]

Guys guys guys. 10m what do i buy?

[upper sinew]

Air

[sick anvil]

Guys i got 1b what do i buy?

[upper sinew]

Oxygen and air and cargo

[cerulean lantern]

a life

[upper sinew]

Bruh thats not even funny

[loud knot]

#🕺exclusive-fun🕺

[cerulean lantern]

you're not even funny

[sick anvil]

[terse hatch]

Need someone for humane raid heist

[wintry heron]

i have a shit ton of cash but idk what to buy

[silver delta]

Thank God I didn't have to grind for the m16

[silver delta]

Go to warstock buy planes or like any vehicle from doomsday

Or even legendary motorsports

Maybe even a galaxy yacht if you have enough

[marsh flume]

been trying for hours and only got 2 parts

wanna die lol

[scarlet basalt]

Anyone else just climb on the back of a truck and rode it around out of boredom

Is the M16 a good gun though?

I stick to the combat MG

[austere elk]

i heard it was just decent but not worth alot of trouble going for

[idle cobalt]

Gta 5: can’t type fuck but for 100 in-game dollhairs you can get some titties in ya face

[austere elk]

special carbine and combat mg is still better

[scarlet basalt]

@idle cobalt and you hear fuck every other sentence from everyone

[idle cobalt]

Exactly

[scarlet basalt]

Especially KDJ

Wannabe Samuel L Jackson saying Motherfucker every time he breathes

[idle cobalt]

Cussing through text in a game about murder and other despicable crimes? It’s unbearable

[unreal ridge]

[marsh flume]

its decent and it sounds really good

[scarlet basalt]

Can't steal cars in a game called Grand Theft Auto

You should be able to steal any car on the street

[marsh flume]

rockstar wants money lol

[scarlet basalt]

Not like people of LS drive anything worth millions

Most just drive old sports cars and stuff

[unreal ridge]

I think the m16 should be a burst gun

[scarlet basalt]

The best civilian car is the Infernus

It was my main car to use in the PS3 days

[marsh flume]

most people thought so to, or at least make it an option

[unreal ridge]

Yea like have a attachment that makes it into a burst would be cool

[marsh flume]

ye

[scarlet basalt]

The enemies seem to have burst fire

[marsh flume]

I never noticed I always end up killing them before they fire

[scarlet basalt]

Even on a pistol I've seen them mow me down in seconds

[tardy zodiac]

i just sold a full warehouse and plane engine gave up on last drop and didn't get any money

[marsh flume]

sad

[tardy zodiac]

666k spent sourcing crates down the drain

[scarlet basalt]

Also are fireworks illegal in LS?

Cuz I got a wanted level shooting a firework off at the beach

[marsh flume]

yes

[scarlet basalt]

It's kinda bad I'm broke huh

Even though I have all businesses set up

[wintry heron]

I spent 6.66 mil on crates

Sold them for 40 mil though

[scarlet basalt]

Maybe Ill run a Cayo heist even though it isn't 72 hours yet

[tardy zodiac]

i spent this whole week doing nothing but source crates solo

just for nothing

[scarlet basalt]

I still have a 74 crate warehouse just itching for double money

[wintry heron]

Cayo

Because

[tardy zodiac]

even on my warehouse it says my total sales are 0

when i have been doing this since it came out years ago

[wintry heron]

It doesn’t count double money

[scarlet basalt]

Should I run cayo with the nerf?

[tardy zodiac]

ofc

still the best money making in gta

[scarlet basalt]

I mean it's 80% tequila right?

[tardy zodiac]

60%

but it buffs coke

[scarlet basalt]

True

And I literally went broke pimping lowriders

[tardy zodiac]

you can still make 1.5 mil if you get tequila, office vault and coke as secondary loot

[wintry heron]

Cayo turned GTA ONLINE into a sandbox game

[tardy zodiac]

let people play the game how they wanna play it and not how you think it should be played

[clever furnace]

i had a really good cayo hit earlier

pink diamond+4 piles of gold

[clever furnace]

eh not really

it just makes it easier than grinding casino or doomsday

[idle cobalt]

Does anyone know the new public lobby bonuses?

[marsh flume]

anyways as I was saying before being muted for no reason

[marsh flume]

don't wait that long you'll only be screwing yourself over in the long run

thats really if you don't play gta that often or plan on taking breaks

[gloomy flax]

How

[magic geyser]

I made 120k in two missions

[tardy zodiac]

i spent that on sourcing crates for a large warehouse and sold the full whole warehouse and didn't get paid

[sly falcon]

Is it still useful to buy armor karuma when already have Duke O Death? Mostly for missions. 😄

[magic geyser]

Get the kuruma hands down my favourite toy

[sly falcon]

Haha Is Akula still useful if i mostly play solo/w friend? I have Mark2 and sparrow already..
does it help with missions better than those two i had?

[rotund raven]

it’s only useful in large lobbies

[warm robin]

just need a buzzard and ur pretty much set lmoa

[sly falcon]

Thanks! in what ways is buzzard better? i just find sparrow too fragile on landing, and both that and MK2 are vulnerable to gunshots.

[supple fractal]

Buzzard is outdated

don't buy it

sparrow better in almost every way

[sly falcon]

😝 haha alright.. how about Jets? like Hydra. is that of any use in missions?