🚔┃gta-discussion

[wintry heron]

Lol

[sacred gull]

[odd swift]

that's alot to take, I've been playing only for 5 days

[spice sigil]

How to find solo lobbies

[stiff bough]

get in a bulldozer and scrape them off the ground and throw them in the ocean then explode the bulldozer and ewo till they leave

[wintry heron]

Gotta make your own

[sacred gull]

Start a friend only lobby

[spice sigil]

Can u sell mc and bunker businesses ther

[wintry heron]

If you want a solo public lobby you're gonna have to do some tomfoolery with your internet but it's possible

I don't think I can tell u how here but dm me I'll show u

[humble tiger]

crates works in friends session so the others should

[stiff bough]

@spice sigil

[odd swift]

it happens to me naturally, perks of having bad isp

[stiff bough]

press options > online > find new session > invite only session

[wintry heron]

dayum 💀

[supple fractal]

same but I just have an old trash pc 😭

[stiff bough]

once my wifi was so bad that i got put into a solo public lobby mid dogfight

[wintry heron]

i just freeze my internet for 10 seconds and I get solo pub

it's pretty easy just need a network management tool

[loud knot]

Pass me a PC

Nah jk/

[stiff bough]

playstation players just need to change mtu on their wifi ps4 settings

[supple fractal]

u want my pc?

[loud knot]

Ayo

[supple fractal]

50$ and its yours my friend

🥶🥶🥶

[loud knot]

I'm broke bae

[supple fractal]

not even fiddy?

damn

[spice sigil]

Can u elaborate about internet thing

[stiff bough]

ps4?

dm me

[spice sigil]

Yea

[supple fractal]

I know at least on pc you can do races alone if you unplug the Internet for a few seconds

kicks everyone out and you always finish first

😺👍

[odd swift]

does the payout changes ?

[supple fractal]

no

I mean

[wintry heron]

sounds like an ez way to win podium cars

[supple fractal]

I've never thought about money

[supple fractal]

yeah that's what I've used it for

[odd swift]

i mean money and RP

[stiff bough]

airfreight business is the only unchanged business in the criminal enterprises

[sacred gull]

Yo I just earned $16 mil from doing Cayo solo but I forgot to take a screenshot and I spent it all already

[unique owl]

airfreight and vehicle cargo

[supple fractal]

[hushed kindle]

They will stay in the trash forever 💀

[stiff bough]

airfreghit needs a buff fr

its fun

[odd swift]

how i get barely 1 mil

[stiff bough]

but the pay is awful for the time

[hushed kindle]

They're hella long

[sacred gull]

Have you tried being a pro gamer ?

[hushed kindle]

And absolutely not worth the money

[stiff bough]

"fun" barely dodged an mk2 missile in a seebreaze

[sacred gull]

No cap dawg stg trust me

[odd swift]

i'm playing at 30 fps

[wintry heron]

damn you're getting the Xbox One treatment

[stiff bough]

30fps on console > 30fps on pc

[hushed kindle]

What about 30fps irl?

[stiff bough]

30fps irl is just being hella high

[sacred gull]

I just drowned a man

[hushed kindle]

Officer i was lagging thats why I was going 200 in a 30 zone

[primal kindle]

I got help from a modder, he was god mod and i saw it, I’m the type of gta player no glitch or anything and I feel like he fucked it up, what do u guys think? ( I was selling coke)

[hushed kindle]

Not my fault

[wintry heron]

I think you're brand new to GTA and still have a lot to learn

[sacred gull]

Did he have a flying car that’s an easy sign that he’s a cheater

[hushed kindle]

Deluxo go brrr

[primal kindle]

No he was god mode cops were shooting he wasn’t dying

[wintry heron]

Yes, get used to it
You're on PC

Every lobby is going to have at minimum 1 modder, whether they're toxic or not, you'll find out

[supple fractal]

if a modder helps you then you should be thankful he didn't crash your game 😺

[sacred gull]

I’m toxic as hell man I just stole a guys car and parked it on the side of the road and then I drove away in a different car

[wintry heron]

If you're worried about getting banned, don't be @primal kindle

Rockstar doesn't give a shit if a modder helps you

[hushed kindle]

Best part he was banned by a modder for doing absolutely nothing

[supple fractal]

not enough

[wintry heron]

I wonder how GTA on the Xbox 360 is doi- oh. right

[sacred gull]

I remember a guy who got caught receiving s*x from a hooker in gta v online

Im still shaken up tbh

[primal kindle]

I’m not worried about that, it’s just that I wanted to play legit no mods or anything he just fucked it up, if I go hop on now I feel like it’s useless there’s no point of trying u know what I mean

It’s a weird situation

[wintry heron]

if I go hop on now I feel like it’s useless there’s no point of trying u know
u not wrong

just do whatever you find fun no matter what it is
don't treat GTA like a full time job

[primal kindle]

Haha alr man

Thanks

[sacred gull]

Don’t treat it like a full time job?

[wintry heron]

unless you're a youtuber or streamer ofc

[sacred gull]

I grind Cayo 24x7 on 8 different accounts to avoid cooldowns

[primal kindle]

Na

[odd swift]

would you drop gta5 when gta6 launches

[wintry heron]

immediately

[sacred gull]

Would I drop a 10 year old game when a new game drops

Man idk hard decision

[wintry heron]

💀

[sacred gull]

Tbf I have been playing Skyrim for 10 years sooooo…. Maybe

[wintry heron]

I'm desperate for something new

[sacred gull]

I’m desperate for a female to pay attention to me that’s why I spend so much of my money on cam girls

Sorry that was meant for my therapist

[hushed kindle]

Give me a car meets without griefers or toxic ass ppl

[wintry heron]

GIve me a car meet to grief

[hushed kindle]

Every carmeet I've been to in GTA was destroyed for the dumbest reason

[wintry heron]

I mean rockstar did make the LS car meet for a reason

[sacred gull]

I like to join Car meets and then kill everyone and blow up all their cars and then message every single player “1-0 gg noob”

[wintry heron]

i just wish it was empty and didn't have those bitch ass NPCs in there
nobody wants to hear them rev their NPC cars

[hushed kindle]

Mostly because that 9 y/o British kid got beef with that one hood fanatic

[hushed kindle]

A highway without npc

Finally we can cruise in peace

[sacred gull]

HSW time trials without any cars on the road

[supple fractal]

damn so much green in the chat

🥶

[sacred gull]

Xbox rules

[supple fractal]

no

gold better

[sacred gull]

PC is for poor peoples and incels

[supple fractal]

😎😎😎

[hushed kindle]

We dripping 💦💦 🥶🥵

[supple fractal]

imagine not having a golden nickname 😎😎😎

🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊

[hushed kindle]

Didn't ask bozo

[odd swift]

I have this idea, if someone could develop a game with super realistic graphics(ex real explosion simulation, gore injuries) that runs on a supercomputer that would be the ultimate flex

[supple fractal]

ayo Jack

why the long face

[supple fractal]

do it yourself 🥸

[hushed kindle]

Watched tik tok for 5 mins

[supple fractal]

make some use of your 3000$ computer

[supple fractal]

😿

[hushed kindle]

And I got packwatched

[sacred gull]

I have a reoccurring dream where I’m jumping through 700 hoops and then I die

[supple fractal]

cool

do it irl

😼

[proper rivet]

trading ps4 dm me

[odd swift]

300$ precisely

[supple fractal]

lol

[hushed kindle]

Stfu

[supple fractal]

where did you buy it

[hushed kindle]

Ban him

[wintry heron]

I love showing up to car meets with my GTA character drunk and crashing into all the cars

[sacred gull]

I just shot @hushed kindle at close range with a firework

[supple fractal]

I can give you my ps3 and some cool shells that I found on the beach

[hushed kindle]

Then that one guy who thinks killing u with a rpg is a good idea

[wintry heron]

oh that always ends well

[hushed kindle]

IQ move

[sacred gull]

Double digit IQ move

[hushed kindle]

5 mins later someone hops into Lazer

[supple fractal]

I like to fly with my avenger and carpet bomb the car meet with napalm 😼😼😼

[wintry heron]

if you wanna watch them scatter in panic, throw a Merryweather airstrike flare

[hushed kindle]

That one guy going passive watching everyone die😶

[sacred gull]

I like to run in with a juggernaut suit and a mini gun and go ham

[supple fractal]

sometimes I just want to watch the world burn

😼

[hushed kindle]

Would love to do that to modded cars

[supple fractal]

I bought the suit and never used it 😺

[wintry heron]

I don't like when people destroy car meets with the Oppressor
Like, how plain can you be? At least be SLIGHTLY creative with it

[hushed kindle]

They proceed to add low rider wheels on a supercar and paint it condom pink then proceed to call it fire💀💀💀💀💀💀

[sacred gull]

I like to toss a Molotov cocktail on the ground, catch myself on fire and then climb on their engines and wait

[wintry heron]

you know it’s real when someone shows up to the meet with the party bus

[sacred gull]

#🏎┃vehicle-flex type beat

[wintry heron]

😭

or they have a goofy ahh livery

[hushed kindle]

Every looking mad sus ad me when I cut up in vigilante

[sacred gull]

I pull up with my monster truck and run over the whole car meet

[hushed kindle]

Or that one ramming truck

[sacred gull]

Then I hop on the mic and explain to them in detail how I was intimate with their mothers

[wintry heron]

i pop up in a tank but don’t actually kill anyone

just park my tank like i belong there

[sacred gull]

I pull up in a go kart but the go kart has 25 sticky bombs planted on it and then I start saying racist shit in the chat waiting for someone to shoot me

[supple fractal]

pull up in the rc tank

and jump over every car

[wintry heron]

rc car scares everyone immediately

[hushed kindle]

Then someone send u a message on Xbox typing ur IP adress

[wintry heron]

the sound alone

[sacred gull]

Pull up in the ice cream truck and instead of ice cream I’m handing out grenades sans pin

[wintry heron]

just showing up in the rc car, not even blowing anyone up, will likely destroy the car meet cuz someone tries to rpg you

[hushed kindle]

I like to pull up in Khanjali

[burnt panther]

somebody do prison break preps? pc

[sacred gull]

I land a blimp in the middle of the car meet and then I start selling weed

[hushed kindle]

Didn't ask bozo💀

[burnt panther]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-emoji-gif-26228885

[sacred gull]

Woah I guess that’s why they call you Saucy Jack

[hushed kindle]

I pull up with cargobob then steal a car

[hushed kindle]

[hybrid sonnet]

L embed fail

[sacred gull]

I steal your cargobob with my own cargobob and then I drop your cargobob in the military base

[hushed kindle]

And sell it on black market

[hushed kindle]

I steal a Lazer then grief u

[sacred gull]

I go passive and send you inappropriate pictures of me in a bikini over discord private messages

[hushed kindle]

And I start an only fans with the pics

(no homo)

[sacred gull]

I sue you for identity theft and get all your assets including your gta account

Checkmate ♟

The long con

[hushed kindle]

Hehe new pfp

[sacred gull]

That’s a terrible picture

[hushed kindle]

I have ur IP address even with Nord VPN

And I have an atom bomb just lying around my house that I'll drop I'm yo momma's bed

[sacred gull]

I just screamed out “PACKWATCH YOU BITCH” and then bashed Cara Delevigne in the side of the head with a 5 iron

[hushed kindle]

Fuck

• spamming A to respawn faster *

Aight u fat bitch

Now we getting serious

• pulls out mod menu *

[sacred gull]

I just stole an elephant from the zoo and used it to rob a JCrew Factory Outlet store in Saskatchewan

[hushed kindle]

I'm going to DM u GTA pussy so that you're gonna have a heart attack since u never saw a women in like 10 years

[sacred gull]

I just reported a member of this discord for harassment

[hybrid sonnet]

W

[sacred gull]

I just typed out all the lyrics from “Club Can’t Handle Me” by Flo Rida into the chat and was banned for spam

[hushed kindle]

Should I copy music lyrics in here

[sacred gull]

Yea

[hushed kindle]

But I delete quick

Fuck

I lost it

[sacred gull]

I just lost my dancing shoes

[dire oracle]

Hello

Wich one do you think will help me do cayo perico preps faster

Mk1

Or deluxo

[sacred gull]

NONE

Try the sparrow

[hushed kindle]

PS4 player 💀💀💀💀💀

[wintry heron]

Absolutely the sparrow

[gloomy flax]

Spending spree time

[hybrid sonnet]

None of them- the sparrow

[gloomy flax]

🙁

[supple fractal]

buy

[wintry heron]

Sparrow > Mk2

[lone python]

Yeah the sparrow is the cayo setup

[sacred gull]

Anyone else like to wrap their sparrow around telephone poles like a dumbass

[gloomy flax]

Should i buy the hydra i have 5 million

[lone python]

Oh hell yeah, love when they spawn it inside a fence at the airport

Just chopping shit down then crashing into the departures overpass

[sacred gull]

Lol

I just suck at piloting

[supple fractal]

toreador?

mk1?

[gloomy flax]

I have toreador and mk2

[supple fractal]

mk1

buy mk1

[lone python]

I'm solid at piloting it I just sometimes am too impatient landing the thing

[humble tiger]

yeah it's a delicate one the sparrow

[supple fractal]

just jump out

[lone python]

On the schlongberg sachs missions I like to shoot the gunners out of the helicopters and then dog fight them in the air

[lone python]

Saves time not having to wait and call it again

[tiny swallow]

Is there a way to like- Access The Music Locker and cutscene for Cayo Perico, without having to buy a casino penthouse?

[lone python]

Side door of the casino

[supple fractal]

saves nerves not having to land it without damaging it 😹

[humble tiger]

yeah just go see mini madrazo at the mansion

[primal kindle]

any pc players know if i can rebind enter button?

[humble tiger]

no idea I got a gamepad

[lone python]

No matter how you land it it's getting damaged lol

[primal kindle]

ok

[humble tiger]

yeah at least one window pops on landing

[lone python]

Thing starts weezing after scraping those legs on a takeoff

[woven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/a-train-happy-couple-the-boys-a-train-the-boys-meme-gif-26392949

[humble tiger]

L

[rotund raven]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-laugh-kek-intensifies-kek_intensifies-gif-10111909

[woven pollen]

hide yo girl

cause the a trains outside

[rotund raven]

more like hide your wives

[woven pollen]

hide any women

[sacred gull]

I’ve literally got $18 in my pocket I can get any bitch I want

[woven pollen]

ambitious

guys Shane Dawson treats his cat rlly well

[sacred gull]

Who the fuck cares about Shane Dawson

[hushed kindle]

But nobody cares💀

[sacred gull]

What year is it

[hushed kindle]

4420

[rotund raven]

i’m guessing you liked his conspiracy videos

[woven pollen]

I think its 2077

[sacred gull]

Gta 6 just came out

[woven pollen]

nah

never

[hushed kindle]

You know the coma has been hella long if GTA6 is out 😶

[woven pollen]

literally

[sacred gull]

Dude i just got wet diarrhea in my brand new sports car

[woven pollen]

The comas long when you realise nott'm forest have won the premier league

[humble tiger]

now you're a real NASCAR driver

[sacred gull]

Cap never gonna happen you British shite cunt

[woven pollen]

yeah

Nottingham forest suck

[sacred gull]

You spent 21m on Neco Williams just so you can get relegated

[hushed kindle]

Imagine being bri'ish

[humble tiger]

ah yes the LS benders

[woven pollen]

imagine not

[sacred gull]

I’m not bri’ish

[woven pollen]

what are u then

[hushed kindle]

When will the elevated music in #🎉┃events start?

[sacred gull]

American! USA! USA! USA!

[woven pollen]

nah

[sacred gull]

Yea

Coyusa

[woven pollen]

now I know I'm talking to an obese 12 year old

[hushed kindle]

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümlein

Und das heißt

Erika

[sacred gull]

Wrong and wrong

[woven pollen]

correct and correct

[hushed kindle]

Opinion came from guy with anime Ppf💀💀

[woven pollen]

yes

it did

last time I changed my pfp and username was like november

[hushed kindle]

Probably didn't see the sunlight in like 2 months

[sacred gull]

I’m super hot and way older than 12

[woven pollen]

I was in my phase

[sacred gull]

Like I’m a freaking model dawg

[woven pollen]

and never changed my profile

lol

[sacred gull]

I’ve been modeling for the special Olympics as of late

[hushed kindle]

And I eat gay ppl for fun😋

[woven pollen]

Edna mode(l)

[sacred gull]

I don’t like you you are very toxic

[woven pollen]

same

[hushed kindle]

Who

[sacred gull]

Please leave the discord now and take your Liverpool flops with you

[woven pollen]

take your "soccer" and watch some football

non american

wierd wording

[sacred gull]

Don’t really like football 🏈 I like football ⚽️ more

[woven pollen]

American football is basically safe rugby

wearing bullet proof vests and body armor

[sacred gull]

They’re both dumb the real gladiators are on the footy pitch lad

[woven pollen]

YESS

who do u support

[sacred gull]

Liverpool

[woven pollen]

in terms of Premier league probably Liverpool too

[sacred gull]

What about Forest

[woven pollen]

but my fav team gotta be barca

[woven pollen]

forest is trasy

Trash*

[sacred gull]

They’re newly promoted so that’s to be expected

Think they’ve spent the most of any promoted side ever

[woven pollen]

man United are kinda washed

maguire 💀

[sacred gull]

They just beat Liverpool so

[woven pollen]

they've gotten 3 goals this month

[jolly plover]

https://tenor.com/view/horror-horror-game-game-disappear-meme-gif-25394901

[woven pollen]

One being an own gosl

Goal*

[sacred gull]

No perms L

[loud knot]

What

[sacred gull]

They did lose 4-0 to Brentford lol

[woven pollen]

only thing keeping them alive is probably the win against Liverpool

[sacred gull]

Long season

[woven pollen]

if they lost they'd probably stay as 20th

and get relegated

only thing keeping them alive is that win and Ronaldo

[loud knot]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[woven pollen]

I think messi>Ronaldo tho

[stark bluff]

...

Like

Here we just talk???

[loud knot]

Basically

[jolly plover]

https://tenor.com/view/cosplay-thor-costume-jack-black-gif-20281549

[stark bluff]

I thoght that was a bit more useful

[woven pollen]

did you know that if you had your dad as Niko in gta online and set the resemblance fully as him your character looks horrible

[stark bluff]

[woven pollen]

hey

[stark bluff]

I put it

[woven pollen]

Atleast you get to go bowling alot

wahoo

[stark bluff]

Right

Roman

[woven pollen]

hey! Let's go bowling

[stark bluff]

In fact i dont have friends cuz the one i had left me cuz the character

[woven pollen]

I love doing doomsday heist act 3 with randoms

[stark bluff]

Problem: i live in Los Santos

[stark bluff]

I dont know how you do

[woven pollen]

act 3 with randoms is like going through torture 5 times

then getting shot

Then dying

[stark bluff]

And Bowling is in Liberty City

[woven pollen]

BEING brought back 2 life

then being tased in the balls

Then getting killed for good after they chop all your limbs off

[timid glade]

Can some one help me and my friend to run a heist pls

We don’t have money

[woven pollen]

I'm lvl 3 but sure

[stark bluff]

What heist

[woven pollen]

I have lime 500 bucks

like*

[timid glade]

A good one

[woven pollen]

I've got an idea for money

[timid glade]

Like cayo perico

[stark bluff]

I have 6M$ and Rank 75

[woven pollen]

do doomsday heist act 3 with randoms

It's so fun

[timid glade]

Can someone help us me and my friend need to run a heist and get a lot of money

[stark bluff]

[sacred gull]

No

[woven pollen]

do a fleeca job or something

[stark bluff]

What heist?????

[woven pollen]

that pays a little bit

[timid glade]

Cayo perico

[stark bluff]

I already did it

[woven pollen]

and you can pretty much do it on hard mode with randoms

[timid glade]

Diamond

[woven pollen]

idk redo it or smth

[stark bluff]

Any ways

Anyways i need 3 players for Prision Break Setups, for the finale honest cut (25% each player) i need to do every setup since i din't them

[woven pollen]

omg

[stark bluff]

Some one wants to join?

[woven pollen]

prison break is trauma

[stark bluff]

[woven pollen]

I did it w/ randoms on my old good account

which I deleted

omg I didn't even beat it

I did it with randoms

and the pilot is always horrible

the whole strategy is flying behind the jet

then let bomber shoot them out

though yeah I'll help with your heidt

Heist

[stark bluff]

So u are in?

[woven pollen]

ofc

Just saying I'm lvl 3

so make me a pilot on the real thing

[stark bluff]

But i seen you have experience

[woven pollen]

dm me

yeah

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump Sir!

I need to ask you a question.

[woven pollen]

didn't realise bunkers were so op

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump Wake up!

[spring stump]

?

[woven pollen]

I sold one little van for like 200k

[compact ginkgo]

I am debating.

If I should buy.

[spring stump]

debating what

[wintry sparrow]

I haven’t played gta in a while why do bunkers make more money?

[woven pollen]

idk

maybe it was cause it was my first shipping thing?

[compact ginkgo]

The hotring sabre

[spring stump]

or?

[compact ginkgo]

What do you mean or?

[spring stump]

oh

i thought you were debating between 2 things

hot ring sabre

[compact ginkgo]

No.

Just the hot ring sabre

I'm debating if I should buy it or not

[spring stump]

i mean, it’s a nice looking car but like

the pariah/gto are still the best for races

and for HSW, the XS

[compact ginkgo]

What about the vapid trophy truck?

@spring stump

[woven pollen]

is the high end apartment worth it

[spring stump]

get the kamocho @compact ginkgo

[woven pollen]

I'll probably only do like the fleeca job

[compact ginkgo]

Where is it?

Where.

[woven pollen]

mainly cause no one plays the prison break one

[spring stump]

SSS

[compact ginkgo]

What?

[spring stump]

southern

[compact ginkgo]

Stop acting like you're a snack

[spring stump]

san andreas

[compact ginkgo]

How many doors?

[spring stump]

it’s off-road iirc but 2 door

idk if it holds more people in the back

[compact ginkgo]

It's 4 doors.

It's part of the doomsday heist

[woven pollen]

should I save up for the arcade or kosatka

I'm at a predicament

[spring stump]

do you want a heist solo

[compact ginkgo]

The MTL dune is tempting

[spring stump]

if so

get kosatka

[wintry heron]

Does anyone know any duplication glitches

[spring stump]

[wintry heron]

Or can help me make some bread

No

[compact ginkgo]

Yes.

[compact ginkgo]

The road to a money wipe.

[wintry heron]

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stumpThe MTL Dune is tempting.

[timid glade]

Hey someone I need help to get money can someone host a heist for me pls 🙏

[spring stump]

i don’t own it

so no comment

but i would say kamocho

or the ramp buggy

that thing is a blast to play

[timid glade]

Can you help me pls

[compact ginkgo]

Go to LFG channel

[timid glade]

?

[compact ginkgo]

#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox Go here.

Not here.

[timid glade]

K

Can you help me pls

[compact ginkgo]

What did I just say?

...

[timid glade]

Sorry

[primal kindle]

is it worth trying sell 16 crate warehouse public session?

[rotund raven]

yeah

[wintry heron]

I need someone who knows decent about ip pulling to dm me

and ill drop question here

basically
is it possible to make a usb stick where it IP logs anything as I can plug it into a ps4 or pc and it will make a file with the IP and location of it and other info

basically a ip puller with a usb stick where you plug it in and it makes a file and logs everything

it would be a cool thing if someone sends the script or github

[calm parcel]

i cant get the hard mode on cayo , does Pavel send a message ? i dont get any

[loud knot]

After u complete the heist and get the text from pavel saying it's ready again start it up within 48 mins

[runic prairie]

Um asking for a friend is this weeks diamond casino car good?

[loud knot]

Not sure

[runic prairie]

Its called the rapid gt classic

[spring stump]

you can sell in inv only…

[loud knot]

Use a Mtu??

[spring stump]

did you not read the patchnotes

yeah

[loud knot]

Don't ask me lmao

[spring stump]

lmao

read the patchnotes my guy

lmfao

yeah tldr

rockstar did some changes to businesses

[calm parcel]

@loud knot thats after the 192min wait right ?

[primal egret]

looking for 3 people for prison break setups and heist dm if interested

[marsh flume]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

always has been

[loud knot]

Yeah I think.

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump Hi.

[spring stump]

-nightclub can source cargo (call contact, source)
-bunker can source research + deliver “excess weapons” for extra cash
-cargo can be done passively by going into the warehouse, and getting 1 - 3 crates every 48 mins + deliver excess cargo (from sourcing passive, can’t be done though manual sourcing)
-bikers get a bike shop (basically what the auto shop does for car deliveries but for bikes)

and on top of that

selling in inv

[loud knot]

I dont do cayo as much

[spring stump]

mk ii missile nerf

cayo races

cayo was nerfed

[compact ginkgo]

Is the HIjak Khamelion a good vehicle? @spring stump

[spring stump]

for the cool-down

[compact ginkgo]

It's free right now

[spring stump]

it’s always been free

[compact ginkgo]

Oh.

Is it good?

[spring stump]

no

[compact ginkgo]

ok

[spring stump]

you know when you complete the heist

and you have the cool-down

it used to be 5 mins

now?

48 mins for duo

[compact ginkgo]

Also

[spring stump]

and

get this

3 hours

solo

[compact ginkgo]

is the ubermacht SC1 good?

[spring stump]

but that’s fine

you can legit do

3 agencies

source cargo passively

do a cayo

rinse and repeat

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump

[spring stump]

don’t own it

oh wow

[compact ginkgo]

what

[spring stump]

think about like this

imagine:

an ammunation

[compact ginkgo]

are you talking to me?

[spring stump]

snacks

a garage

an office to do contracts (VIP pays out 1 mil every time), security contracts (varies, but also helps for money for the safe)

[compact ginkgo]

How do you not know what an agency is?

I think I just lost 500 brain cells sir @spring stump

[digital breach]

whats up gamers

[spring stump]

ok the best way i can explain it - an ammunation, a personal LSC, a safe, a “active business”, and you get access to “imani tech” which basically allows select vehicles from “the contract DLC” to have: missile jammer or RC personal vehicle

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump Is the PFISTER 811 good?

[spring stump]

yes

and that’s all in one building

so keep that in mind

you have

the VIP contract?

couple of minutes

[compact ginkgo]

How in the fuck.

Is this guy so behind.

[spring stump]

that’s IF

you did it first try

and want to do it again

after that?

well

there is no cool-down

lmao

[compact ginkgo]

That doesn't explain how you don't know this shit

[spring stump]

out of the loop

[compact ginkgo]

Tells me not to be rude.

[spring stump]

depends on location

[compact ginkgo]

Then calls a prick.

[spring stump]

but it’s like

[compact ginkgo]

Fun.

[spring stump]

2 mil~ cheapest

it’s not

for what it’s worth? it’s well worth it

[compact ginkgo]

I think this guy just started gta 5

[spring stump]

you get basically everything

in one

location

[compact ginkgo]

HEY.

[spring stump]

yes

[compact ginkgo]

For 8 months?

I doubt that.

Still don't understand how you don't know anything.

[spring stump]

@compact ginkgo pfister 811? not sure

but yeah. agency is definitely worth it. if you can throw it into your businesses

during cayo cool-down

[compact ginkgo]

Smh.

[spring stump]

it’s OP af

[compact ginkgo]

List me good vehicles.

[spring stump]

the utility it has

[compact ginkgo]

That're not two expensive.

Too"

[spring stump]

me with my 18 MK Is:

[compact ginkgo]

And are good.

[spring stump]

yeah

uh

i might have gone overkill spending that much

on the bike

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump Tell me what good not too expensive cars are

Smh.

[spring stump]

what’s your “cheap” budget

roughly

500k?

[compact ginkgo]

I just had almost 6m

But spent it on space for the maze bank for fuck sakes

All upgrades

[humble tiger]

what do you define as "not too expensive"

2 million?

10 million?

[spring stump]

ok, what’s the purpose of the vehicle

racing?

weaponised for pvp?

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump I have 3.4m rn

Racing.

Fuck that pvp bullshit

[spring stump]

class?

[compact ginkgo]

Give me something that doesn't make look like a rich asshole

something like a BMW

which I already have

[spring stump]

ok, if you have a free HSW upgrade:

get the stirling GT

[wet mulch]

Hello I am new

[spring stump]

it counts towards sports and sports classic

idk why

[humble tiger]

hello new

[wet mulch]

Hi

[spring stump]

it’s a similar thing with the schafter

[wet mulch]

How are you

[spring stump]

which i also recommend

[compact ginkgo]

Stop yapping

And recommend me shit

[humble tiger]

doing well just taking a break before hitting Mr Rubio's house

[compact ginkgo]

Before I spend it on 1000 pantos

[wet mulch]

Ok

[primal kindle]

is it possible to land like a frogger on top of kosatka?

[humble tiger]

buy a car that uses hydraulics and drive around bouncing

[humble tiger]

yes, I've landed a Savage on mine before

[spring stump]

schafter, HSW upgrade stirling GT, hakuchou HSW upgrade (make sure it’s free, otherwise don’t bother) OR buy the bati 801 RR. that bike is cheap and still does great. kamocho, buffalo STX

[compact ginkgo]

Just gonna pretend I know where to find those vehicles

[primal kindle]

ok ty\

[spring stump]

southern: 801, kamocho, buffalo

rest is legendary

iirc

but the hakuchou drag in races, more so HSW races is nutty asf

granted the turning is a bit eh

if you want something equally as fast but can’t afford the HSW version

[rain pilot]

Can we all agree the deluxo is the biggest waste of 4.7mil in the game

[spring stump]

buy the hakuchou (not the drag)

[spring stump]

how

legit how

[compact ginkgo]

What about the ALBANY V-STR

[rain pilot]

Name one good thing about it that you can’t get better for cheaper

[humble tiger]

even at 4.7 mill it's not a waste like teh gold plane or the yacht

[rain pilot]

Fair enough comparing it to those but

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump

[humble tiger]

deluxo has uses other than looking bling

[late walrus]

can someone pls help me in casino heist

[spring stump]

ok. it has a invisible hitbox, which doesn’t affect the car. if you get a missile to hit there, it’ll hit that, and you won’t die while hovering

further lockon than the toreador

and basically 100% tracking

[compact ginkgo]

I'm so glad I don't buy shit from simeon

[spring stump]

no

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump

ok

[humble tiger]

yeah he'd repo it the day after we buy it

[rain pilot]

Ok it has little further range and it’s missiles are no better at tracking than any other

[rain pilot]

I’ve never heard of this in my life

[spring stump]

and that’s why you better watch a deluxo guide on it first

there is an invisible hitbox there

[compact ginkgo]

I cannot find any simple looking car

smh

[rain pilot]

What do you mean bruh

[humble tiger]

those words explain it

[spring stump]

do me a favour, watch kaua’s deluxo guide

[rain pilot]

Yeah but it doesn’t make any sense

[spring stump]

i can’t explain it

but it is there

[humble tiger]

this is R* what makes sense?

[spring stump]

if you watch his guide, you’ll see what i mean

[rain pilot]

If you can’t explain it after watching a video on it it can’t be a very good feature

[spring stump]

that’s the whole point

[humble tiger]

we've all seen the R* l;ogic series from yearss ago right?

[spring stump]

the hitbox shouldnt be there

but it is

one second

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump Is the benny's upgraded comet good?

I've had it before

@spring stump

Imagine going offline.

[spring stump]

@rain pilot #📸┃gta-media

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump answer

question

[spring stump]

it’s ok for looks but

not ideal for racing

[compact ginkgo]

What about the bravado classic

[spring stump]

if you’re looking for classic cars

sports classic

[knotty nymph]

What is the best show car

For car meets

[spring stump]

stirling GT, or the grotti cheetah classic

[compact ginkgo]

What about the pegassi tempesta?

[knotty nymph]

I got a donk

A buccaneer custom

M x dded color

[wintry heron]

“Hey, I sourced a new color of yarn! Haha!”
“See you at the knitting circle!”
most obnoxious NPC in existence jfc

[knotty nymph]

And a Virgo custom

Is all my Benny cars

[spring stump]

no

i’ve already recommended you some

[wintry heron]

if you want a banger classic car get the 1964 Impala

aka voodoo custom

[compact ginkgo]

It's not based off the impala btw

the impala has a higher frame

i mean the car is bigger

[wintry heron]

it literally is

[compact ginkgo]

why is buying shit so dificult in gta

smh

[wintry heron]

i wish they just got the rights to use real cars like Forza

[spring stump]

they can’t

they’d have to go through licensing

which is a pain tbh

[wintry heron]

they can, they just don’t want to

not like they have to either
just a wish of mine

[spring stump]

i mean sure, but picture this

for a 9 year old game

is it worth it at this point in time

to get licensing

no

[wintry heron]

i’m talking for the future of gta

gta6

[spring stump]

eh

maybe?

but i still don’t think they would

if they continue their trend of not licensing, it means they gain more revenue as a whole

[wintry heron]

it’s obviously never going to happen because of gta’s history

but one can dream

[spring stump]

that as well

[wintry heron]

about their ideal gta game

[spring stump]

but also this

it’s the same reason why beam ng won’t do it

or FS

[wintry heron]

i am aware

[spring stump]

well.. some of it anyway

[wintry heron]

it would be nice to have real aircrafts, cars, and guns, i’d love that
but that’s pretty much 100% forever going to be an RP and mod server thing

[spring stump]

basically

[wintry heron]

but above all

even if they don’t bother with licensing and still rebrand cars and guns

i really hope the next game has better car and gun sounds

specifically muscle cars in gta sound boring

[wet mulch]

Hello

[marsh flume]

gotta step back quite a bit

until the planning board only fills the middle square on the phone

works for me

[tawdry ibex]

i need help doing this heist

the prison one is so jarrin omds

[spring stump]

go to the board, snap it, press X

and make sure it’s the right board

[wintry heron]

Sup everyone just wanted to ask my account isn’t showing up on the ls customs app when I wanna get a custom plate. Can anyone help?

don’t even bother it’s so broken

you can’t get custom plates on next gen rn

[sweet quartz]

Other people having issues with the servers?

[alpine quest]

guys i need friends to play gta with

i have none

[wintry blade]

Is there a way to make people stop calling u?

[wintry heron]

Yo

[tranquil epoch]

Can anyone help me get purple joggers?

[normal karma]

I have question about the he busniesses and nightclub stuff

[wintry heron]

Wtf is that

[wintry heron]

What's ur question

[normal karma]

Okay so I only have 1 busniess but I'm low on money. I'm just doing cayo hiest untill I can get more business. It's the sporting goods I have.

Shoukd I do the equipment upgrade at the nightclub already?

Or wait for more business

[wintry heron]

Na spend it on storage if u want to invest in the club

[normal karma]

And if I upgrade the equipment at the nightclub it doesn't upgrade it at my bunker too?

[dull light]

nope

[wintry heron]

No just the club

[dull light]

they're independent of each other

[normal karma]

Okay

So I need to run more and more cayo hiest

All the stuff so expensive

What's that

I just hate setting the cayo up it takes a while. Longer to set it up than it does to actually get evetything

[tawdry ibex]

what you talking about how do u do that

[wintry heron]

It's a reply glitch so u keep ur heist

[tawdry ibex]

oh shit

[normal karma]

Wow

[wintry heron]

I'm sure u can find it on yt or something

[normal karma]

It is easy to do

[tawdry ibex]

fr?

[wintry heron]

Yh really ez

[normal karma]

I'll look it up. Do I have to do it before starting it?

Or after

[wintry heron]

U do it at the start of the pay cut scene

But u need 2 people

[normal karma]

Oh okay

[wintry heron]

U can't do the heist solo

[normal karma]

Ive been doing hiest solo

[tawdry ibex]

bro i have no bread

its so long getting money

[normal karma]

I have $174K

Cause I spent alot on busniess and this nightclub

[spring stump]

they’re more mission oriented tbh

[late basalt]

do u need any upgrades for ur nightclub to get terrobyte

ok

[midnight bison]

I just completed criminal mastermind who do I report to to get the rank

[digital vine]

Hey can some one please tell me what heists i can do solo?

[wintry heron]

next time i accidentally press "change appearance" instead of "accessories" in the int menu im uninstalling tbh

[tacit aspen]

I’ve reached the 1m mark 😄

[runic prairie]

@digital vine u can only do the cyo heist solo and the casino setup missions solo

The only thing that u can do solo that pays tho is the cyo perico heist

But it pays pretty well at that so not a bad option lol

[wintry heron]

Need 3 for pacific standard

Join me at BlazingBatman7

[wet mulch]

Who hates oppressors

[gloomy flax]

Who here plays gta

[wet mulch]

Me

The first time I died in GTA online I died by a oppressor and I'm new

[gloomy flax]

I died to a nightshark

[wet mulch]

And then the second time was a lazer

Griefers

[proper rivet]

trading ps4 dm me

[wet mulch]

Neh

[proper rivet]

yo

whats the best holicopter in the game

and car

[wet mulch]

Don't know

All?

[proper rivet]

i'd say all around

[upper sinew]

Who wanna chill/hang out and grind in invite only server

[wintry heron]

Savage and sparrow

[proper rivet]

ok thanks

[wet mulch]

Thanks

What about cars what are the best cars?

[tacit aspen]

Torador

[wet mulch]

Thanks

[wintry heron]

Buffalo STX imo

[tough spoke]

#871616746862305330

[wet mulch]

Also thanks

[tacit aspen]

Or any imani tech

[wintry heron]

Except the hummer

it's horrible

[wet mulch]

Ok

[tough spoke]

Everything in there

[tacit aspen]

He asked for best one to handle grieving

[tough spoke]

Oh

[tacit aspen]

Wait nvm

I’m wrong

Ignore me

[tough spoke]

Lol

[wet mulch]

Your right

[wintry heron]

Imani tech + sticky bombs is the best counter to the Oppressor

Get good with sticky bombs and oppressors won't annoy you

[tough spoke]

Breh I need grabber for cayo xbone

[wet mulch]

@tacit aspen is right

[tough spoke]

Nobody on

[wintry heron]

Good thing when they're out of throwing range they won't be able to freeaim missiles at you

because you have imani tech

No mk2 user is that skilled

[tough spoke]

What req 4 just send msg

Or dm if need be

[tacit aspen]

Does agency suv come with imani tech

[wintry heron]

yes

no wait

no

[onyx mesa]

So guys help me out here, I duped an issi earlier, did it wrong, and sold it without knowing I did it wrong. So now I'm on a daily sell limit, and weirdly all of my customs plates are gone, but those that I put on my car are still here, like the one I put on my issi is still here but the problem is I don't know If I can keep on duping with that issi and not sell for a couple of days and just keep them in my garage until I get back my custom plates or what

[wintry heron]

do you just love to grief

[tough spoke]

I didn't know racist memes weren't allowed in here

[tacit aspen]

How do I do clustom plates

[tough spoke]

Got muted for 6 hours

[tough spoke]

Arena workshop? I dunno

[tacit aspen]

Ok

[tough spoke]

Lfg

Ye

I wish my pc work

Then I play gta on it

Magic school bus mod

Lol

Bruh I said "ow" when I crashed my Sparrow

Dumbass

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fumo-fumo-fumo-dead-chat-lol-dead-chat-gif-20311339

[primal kindle]

its more efficient to do cayo perico with 2 and give 15% to the other right?

ty

[nova galleon]

I think you need to download the iFruit app on your actual phone, login to your rockstar account on there

[primal egret]

can anyone on ps4 help me sell cocaine lockup i need 3 ppl

[dull light]

new heist idea: its not actually a heist but instead youre filming a heist movie with solomon richards and michael from story mode

[nova galleon]

Does merryweather come with miniguns every time you try to do a close up?

[vagrant imp]

Anyone seen some of the radio bands live?

[icy nymph]

Why does the stx feel so clean

[raw oxide]

What’s the best way to make money without heists rn?

[short cedar]

Does anyone have cayo that I can do it with them?

[primal kindle]

should i take cocaine and weed or do quick and take painting and cocaine

[olive ermine]

go to lfg

[olive ermine]

painting and cocaine

[olive ermine]

business or do the agency

[raw oxide]

@olive ermine thanks

[primal kindle]

ok ty

[gloomy flax]

Some oppresor tried to blow me up but ended up getting blown up by his own oppressor

💀

[wintry heron]

yall

can i transfer my gta acc from ps4 to xbox series s aka new gen?

[gloomy flax]

No

[proper rivet]

LF thrax

[main sentinel]

Bro remembering the welcome to los santos music

And the scenes

It’s so nostalgic it hits the heart

Like it’s so exciting to start gta 5 for the first time cause it’s an awesome game

[wintry heron]

🥺

[main sentinel]

I wish I could relive that experience

It’s the little things in life guys, remember that 👍

[wintry heron]

🥺👍

west coast classics is such a good radio station until they play Jay-Z

[swift copper]

Anyone knows how to get money ?

[sacred gull]

Nah dawg

[main sentinel]

FRRRR west coast the best bro

I love that radio station with the old school rap

I remember they had the dr dre radio

It was only dr dre shit for the dlc or whatever

Was a good dlc btw

I liked the dr dre contract

[sacred gull]

FlyLo fm

[main sentinel]

Was a fun dlc at least

[sacred gull]

I literally just did the Dre contract today lol

[main sentinel]

💀

[sacred gull]

Wasn’t bad

[main sentinel]

Today is wild

Nah it’s a very fun one

The studio

Look if it includes dr dre

Frank and Lamar

It’s gotta be W

Gotta love Frank and Lamar

Especially the LD missions like LD organics lmao

[sacred gull]

LaMar annoying wack

[main sentinel]

Franklin and Lamar missions

We’re so fun

Were

[sacred gull]

Franklin is good though and I like the contracts and payphone missions

[main sentinel]

Payphone hits are cool yeah

Imma get some sleep gn guys ✌️

[rain basalt]

Anyone still play gta 4

[ruby widget]

some

[wintry heron]

dinosaurs are mostly extinct

;)

[undone spindle]

is the toreador four seated?

[short lake]

Ya

[undone spindle]

holy shit

ok

[worthy cobalt]

man named his organization on gta 4skin lmao

[hallow osprey]

What should I buy with 700k I have a new account so I don’t have very much or should I save my money for something else

[stark bluff]

How do you get that money, how you earned it

[hallow osprey]

The bunker and the motorclub you get white the starter pack

Whit

[wintry heron]

Is yung ancestor big con hard?

Im not doing it im doing the union depository guys

But i just wanna know because i wanna do all big cons

[static shuttle]

it's the hardest approach but if you know what to do then it's easy, just like with everything else

[wintry heron]

save it up

[young crescent]

Is anyone interested to play clash of clan

[prisma kiln]

Its crazy how many people still use godmode

[short lake]

no

[young crescent]

Alright

[river copper]

Guys

How do I do replay cayo

If help then amazing

[torpid dragon]

you doing with friends or solo?

[river copper]

Solo

Don’t have friends who play gta

[static shuttle]

after you finish the heist wait a couple of hours and set it up again

[river copper]

What?

[torpid dragon]

bruh

[river copper]

Replay glitch

[torpid dragon]

not that kinda replay

[river copper]

Where I don’t have to setups

[torpid dragon]

b2b cayo s

[static shuttle]

yes, you can replay the heist infinitely, no glitch needed