#๐โgta-discussion
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but its part of denmark LOL
btw scandinvia United looks like a silly
danish people still got small dicks
willy
true
yup which proves my point making Denmark big in scandinavia
russia and one other country is bigger than Denmark in Europe
Greenland was a Danish colony until 1953 and is now a semi-autonomous territory in the Kingdom of Denmark. Greenland has the right to declare independence from Denmark, and although opinion polls show the majority of Greenlanders favour independence there are disagreements about the timing of such a step.
all the rest are small asf
Denmark owns it
but its independent
its like faroe Islands
some country owns it
but its independent
thats like dick owns ass wtf does that mean
kk โ ๏ธ
Anyone know what the name of the police car is you can buy and upgrade ?
learn what gay means lol
its not even cold there
a small part is
bro wtf u talking about
greenland is just antarcticas lil brother
Iceland should be called Greenland and Greenland should be called Iceland
Lol fax
;-;
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fax ๐
There are a lot of glaciers in Iceland tho
But Greenland is almost no green lol
ik denamark people have small brains
yup
Do i have to still buy supplies for my bunker if i have a nightclub?
u can live in Greenland
idgaf lol
mad that ur russian
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and orthodox
slavic ๐๐๐๐๐
yes
LMAOOO๐๐๐๐
And?
slavic people are cool
laugh lol
orthodox is greek
;-;
Whatโs tgg @?
there are orthodox churches in sweden bro
I did
do u know what orthodox even is
ye ik
orthodox comes from Greek
youโll get a mute if you ping him
;-;
sector of Christian
Ok u tell me his @
orthodox โฆ
@ TeeGeeGee
The Orthodox tradition developed from the Christianity of the Eastern Roman Empire and was shaped by the pressures, politics and peoples of that geographical area. Since the Eastern capital of the Roman Empire was Byzantium, this style of Christianity is sometimes called 'Byzantine Christianity'.
@topaz verge goat p
Marveleditsz6261718-8#5932 was muted. | Pinging Tgg
u dumbass

Hello
byzantine was Greek lol
they made us north macedonia
;-;
I'm alright, stomach's hurting a bit tho
dam you ate some bad food?
same bro
byzantine has nothing to do with ortodox
I had diarrhea 13 times in the past 4 hours
Idk what happened but it started on my Silja Line a few days ago
good for u lol
how are you even alive
me?
idgaf lol
Nice, someone who's struggling with me
thatโs what iโm saying bro stena line is just the better ship
Lol
can i friend u lol
I'm underage energy drink drinker
yuh
Could be just a random thing tho
I drank 1 every day
and now I stopped
true there ainโt always gotta be a reason to feel sick
Good that u stopped
headache and stomach issues
That shit bad for u
but juice is better
i drink like 3 per day

I love that juice thats in like thus type of bottle
idk what to call it
Fresh squeezed orange juice hits different
apple juice > orange juice
With some lemon
its like in the fridge and is big
like this juice sort of a milk bottle looking
its the best
i drink monster and coke
Nah I prefer orange
thats why im fucking fast as fuck and strong lol
don't bro
too much sugar
i got tired of orange juice
idgaf
Coke is good, I drink zero on weekends usually
my body is build for that
nah i dont drink zero
I drink zero 
fat and strong due to weight u mean ?
zero is fucking shit
Nah it's good
im skinny lol
U get used to it
honestly pepsi hits different
would've guessed you said that
Bro ur so true
even worse
im now who knows how much skinny
cherry zero sugar Pepsi makes me ๐
i dont have a 5000kg stomach

pepsi lime thatโs the real deal
Hey Iโm wondering if anyone would like to do a casino heist with me gold
with zero sugar
oh shit
:ze_lipbite:
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LFG
fuck

Hey I'm wondering if you would like to go to lfg-casino-ps
W
gigachad


Wondering if anyone down for casino
go in ps casio
I swear if says we're mean bro๐
bye carti bye aex i guess
cya
added u both
incase
ww3 happens
this second
@wintry heron want to repeat after me?
Wondering if you down for lfg-casino-ps
Sure
that
that
Allah
cheesus
is
is
the
the
only
only
God
homie on the block
Y not
and
and
prophet Muhammed
prophet muhammad ali
is the messenger of Allah
is the messenger of cheesus
your a Muslim now
mashallah
Y no casino
Y no LFG
Y no dad
@wintry heron just wanted to ask is kram hug
yeah
k
And gift is poison/married
your aunt should give you a puss
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yeah๐ญ
Bro how long is a solo cayo cooldown?
bra is good 
3 hours
i got an issue
..
Yes?
48 mins with 2 players or more
2 hours 48 minutes with solo
Beuh
every time I try to get my deluxo flying, if I press W, the deluxo goes towards the ground
either its bugged or its one of my controls
Bruh
inverted?
just get a grabber
from legal
lfg
pretty sure S makes it fly up
there is many
Nah W is forward, not fly up
Nah nah, Ctrl makes it fly up
more money and less cooldown
Off
airplane mode replay
keyboard controls are weird af
fav buttons?

They are good controls
So, if I go into hover mode, then pull my deluxo up, and hold W, it should fly up right? but no, it flys down to the ground
I think
bro
I'm not a technical here
But I do admit, MC sell missions have weird af things, like dropping off product is right arrow key
that key is far off the other keys and they could've made it an easy one but guess not
I'm not drunk yet I've had like 7 beers
Dang, Idk then...have u checked your controls
checked and reset
its bull
Hell yeah, i did it
Check if you're drinking alcohol-free ones or not
Dang well Idk then
ben over
It's a club, I doubt that
Dudes in a club and he on discoed
Was a joke
I discoed you 
Does the cooldown only passes when im in game?

Try going to r/gtaonline on reddit
Maybe they can answer your problem
I recommend providing a video with the explanation
or just test around with the keys and see which one makes it fly up
Or can i close the game, and when i come back in, lets say, 3 hours, will i be able to do cayo again?
what do you think ive been doing for the past 2 hours lmfao
yeah
But he already reset the controls n stuff, so that wouldn't help
hm alr
Keyboard issue
screw life
Lmao go play GTA with 40 FPS
It's not "keyboard" issue, it's literally a bug or something
i have 60 actually 
Thing is, its happening with my heli as well
Why 140 fps if no moving
?
๐คฏ๐คฏ
Bruhh rip
Talking about the deluxo
Ur keyboard broken
stfu its not
No it's not, it's a mfing bug
Stfu and go play GTA with 30 FPS and bad aim/auto aim
ofc i did imagine if I didnt
Gta pc issue
Go join lobby and get caged
How would you know? ur on a 30 fps console
go join lobby and run 30 fps

Just because I play gta on console doesn't mean I don't have a pc lol
Atleast I'm able to play ๐น๐น
Wdym
well, it means that you dont use ur pc to play gta so you wouldnt know
Bro said and

No battery. Please plug controller.
congrats!
Wow having 140 fps just to be trapped in a cage and die to hackers
PS controller after 2 minutes of being taken out of charging:
Your console has an update. Please restart to update.
U literally have ur kb and mouse plugged In 24/7๐ญ
PS: Such thing as invite and solo lobbys ๐คฃ
plus
"Unkiwn virus"
Yeah
i have my controller plugged in 24/7 
there arent many hackers
Antivirus?
No fun in solo lobbies
Cap
windows crashed
Solo lobbies are so boring
public lobbies are full of jets anyway
ainโt any more fun
Quite rare
Nothing to do besides making noney
Console updates are less common than that lol
There arent even that many modders
Bad sport lobbies
False
regular lobbies
You're saying that like consoles don't randomly crash too
yeah but that doesnt change the fact that console still has to charge their controllers
How would you know?
Can't even recall the last five my Console crashes
YT?
Cant even recall my pc crashes
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Can you recall the last 5 times you had a BSOD?
Ur game legit ain't ain't working right now what are u on
bad sport lobbies xD
My game works fine, its just a small part that isnt
Everyone else's works fine
Correct?
Yeah
small part not being able to fly any vehicle
I can fly a heli and plane, just not that well with helis, plus, you dont need to fly all the time
They crash more than consoles
Not if you have a good PC dumbass
U just said u can't fly up with a heli
taking a 5 minute break to just walk is a nice switch of pace
If your computer crashes that much then there's something wrong with it
Or it's old af
Never said that, I said that something is also kinda bugged with the heli
Its definitely a glitch
Not coincidence
My character is freezing when I interact with the Casino bitch
So shut the fuck up because since you "have" a PC, you clearly know that its better than a dumbass console
End of discussion.
Own a garage near it and set your spawn point there
L
Console gta is more fun than pc
You blind? END OF DISCUSSION
Cocaine or painting in cayo
Day in the life of a pro gamer
No
Exactly
Doesn't matter whether u have a good pc or not u download the wrong file or delete the wrong thing and you'll spend half ur day fixing it
End of discussion!
- Why would you download random files
- Why would you delete random files?
Literally just use common sense
Plus unless you delete something like system 32 you can re-download the file in like 10 minutes
Just imagine
You download something
While thinking it does something else
Dumbass, End of discussion!
It's almost like people download viruses on accident
Anti virus exists for a reason
In this day and age getting a virus is really fucking hard unless you're clicking every download button you see

Man literally has life is sad in his status, im arguing with a 12 year old
Half of the time when i do cayo, the drainage tunnel is glitched and the prompt doesn't show up to cut threw so i have to restart until it does. Does anyone know how to fix this?
Sureeee, and I'm arguing with a 9 year old
easy*
Keep making excuses
Pc gta is worse than console
Keep making dumb accusations
Casino
What accusation did I make
If you're getting a virus every time you download something you're either A. Dumb B. An 87 year old grandma using the internet for the first time C. Visiting sketchy sites despite all the warnings your browser gives you
Dumbass.
why are you guys arguing over platforms
Anyone down for casino
Discussion!
Down where
everyone keeps either getting hacked or a virus. like almost everyday one person on my friend list scans some randoms ass qr code and gets hacked
Then your friends are fucking stupid
Truly
yes
stop the platform war
thats what im saying
Scanning a random QR code someone sent you or entering your details on a redirect is like finding a random syringe on the street and being like "ohhhh free vaccine!!!"
@wintry heron where you suggest stuff
people who dont know about the qr hack are 90year old grandma or living under a rock
I'm suggesting a channel for all the b2b and gabbers mfs
Finished the Fleeca Job

Why doesnโt the matte pearclent working?
no point
I mean if you that stupid to scan a qr code online then it's natural selection at that Point
Cuz it was patched years ago
Survival of the fittest
i did it week ago


mk1 or mk2 for transportation
Fucking great
Hii @mint zealot
Pov u can't back up ur statements
Bro sad because he didn't get access to a ps5
?
sounds fun
i got tequila 4x in a row lol
I survived two people trying to shoot me inside my trashmadter
But 3 rockets were too much 
with 7.5 mil what should i buy ?
and rockstar said the chances of getting the same primary target back to back was reduced
next time i better not get tequila
?
yo I have the Paleto bay bunker cuz it was free and I have the upgrades but now I wanna buy the Chumash bunker
if I buy the Chumash bunker will I have to re buy all the upgrades ?
Good u
If u are talking about the staff and security upgrades
Yes u have to rebuy all
I'm good! Glad to hear that you're good too
hey
ah
thatโs great
anyone wanna play

Ur about me though
Its late night gotta sleep now ๐ค
Bing bong
Where u live

Nitrix warlord server mocking British accent be like
I just spent 43mil on cars ๐ณ
Hunter or Akula?
Why
akula
maybe because I had 99mil lying around.......
lol
Its mid night here
but akula can go stealth, its faster than the hunter
Inaccurate
@hexed fulcrum hack yourself some embed perms
i think
orb cannon can still find you (auto target)
stop ๐ฆ
Bing bong
no spam?
No spermatozoa
@mint zealot 
You okay?
what is this-- is this some cringe
Maybe 

thats why i kill people quietly..
Shivering in my boots rn
right

Lol
not scary
Now we're even
Ima just be in #๐บexclusive-fun๐บ
Or listening to music 
My favourite video
not scary lol
Want to watch a movie
bet
Sure 
what
I've watched this about 3 times
.
Not a long movie tbf
quickly went thorugh
nothing point of intrest
Clearly you skipped the most important parts
when
@mint zealot ily 
i have 4.5 mil should i get oppressor when i already have sparrow
alr let me just do some more cayo replay
iโll get now
not allowed to talk about glitches here lol
yet u talked about it
.
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Was abt to say that ๐
We don't talk about boxing club
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Wyd
Nthing u
ye lol
I was abt to do that 
i know in nearly died of laughter
great thanks
sup
Glad to hear that!
I'm off, take care everyone
See yall later
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Police bike has no customisations
Take care 

Hello

Police bike is best vehicle in GTA Online tbh
is the cocaine lockup the best bussines?
It's small and maneuverable in tight spaces plus siren
Question, is going straight for kosatka a good option as a beginner
Yes
Is cayo heist hard without flying vehicle?
Depends
The first thing i recommend buying after comleting cayo perico is the sparow
If you don't know how to steal rubio's heli then don't even try it
Can I borrow an Xbox one player
No
Wait i gotta steal Rubio's helicopter?
That'll be kidnapping
No?
I need them for something
Can I borrow your mum ?
Is anyone up for a casino heist we need one more guy
No
How much ?
What % cut
25
how much fucks do I give lol
25%
Sorry bro doing cayo setups

Iโm gonna make u by bitch. @spring stone
Fuck you
Iโll fuck you

R u homophobic ???????

Nah
I am
@spring stone ur dla material no cap
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ainโt nothing gay about fucking the homies
He aint my homie
Pov you are a bitch
Pov ur suicidal
Lets go for the first time in 9 attempts i got something other than teqila from mr Rubio
No 20% secondary bonus ๐ญ
uh i came in with a new 40 glock 
fuck on your bitch make that hoe wanna milly rock
ฤฐ just disappointed that service rifile is not at ammunition
iโm disappointed the precision rifle is so ass
you're Jordans are fake 
It's fun if you have friends
Well at least we donโt have to see griefers again
(which you don't)
i donโt 
yeah....
maybe on console
on pc there are now 2x as many griefers and modders as before
I always hated fake friends
invite only lobby fixes that 
Agreed
yeah but then the game is even more boring

how
iโd rather be alone in a lobby than get killed by kids in jets all the time
This is why i dont complain anymore when i gef tequilla
@wintry heron I agree that too
Solo lobbies are boring, true
True, but just change session 
can i do cayo with someone
No
every session has kids in jets

can i do cayo with someone
iโd rather be in a nightshark
And plus they nerf the mk2
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We all safe now
Then be in a nightshark
canโt do that when iโm doing business stuff
itโs finna take years
public lobbies are shit and will always be shit
Idk, do business stuff in solo lobby and freeroam in public sessions, thats how i do it
Never had seen anyone using the jet each time I play, most of the time it's mk2 or ground pvp stuff
can i do cayo with someone
Iam enjoying in my yat while kids trying to kill me
#lfg-cayo-pc
console lobbies got a lot of jets, atleast in the lobbies i get
what
how bad is tequila
Yea, i dont remeber last time I actually got killed by a jet. Only got strafed but since i was in my armored greenwood, the dude just went away
not bad
Pov annoying
tequila ainโt bad anymore
Not too bad if you have good secondary
secondary loot boost
Pov: you cant fucking stop arguing
its almost the same guys
I actualy love it
its jsut a few hunderd ks
like 132 or sth
Might as well cancel and scope again
a few hundred grand nowadays is pocket cash
Some lazer dude got destroyed by me who was in a rogue
no money ๐ฐ
what
?
My guy it takes 1 vehicle from vehicle warehouse to be delivered to cover like 3 cayos
My level
Is
shark cards
210
real.
iโm not spending real money on this game
youโre an idiot
u bought this game, with money. remember?
๐ค
I keep killing a guy because he stole my securoserve job at the last second and just realised heโs a level 38
@wintry heron bruh we have cayo you idiot
i would do bogdan problem with people but no one does it
yall really cannot identify what is a joke and what is serious
sounds like a skill issue.

What do u expect
More people should do bogdan fr
@prime sequoia u too ^
Easy 1.3 mil or some
it gives 1.5
1.7m on hard mode
Bruh itโs gives 2.5
Thats doomsday
I thought tgg community was against glitches
O
sex.
Theyre too complicated
Wait are you
u cant talk about glitches here
HOW???
Arctxic
fr fr fr fr fr
people just try to be annoying 

yes?
sex
@knotty harness

Nah sorry thatโs mean @torn ruin

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I was the guy from a couple days ago
Link?
whatโs yโall favorite car?
volkswagen
toreador
talking gta
best car in the game ez
oh

that sounds offensive
โfaggioโ
my favorite is the cyclone ๐
cyclone is amazing
Can it make a sandwich tho
that or the torero xo
what
yes
@torn ruin sorry Iโm the guy from before that found your channel but. That was just a dick move
but who asked.
wtf is a faggio
Ok Arcxticโs
๐ง
are you serious
gta moment where characters are so ugly #๐ธโgta-media
do you purposely try to annoy people
yeah
@prime sequoia the f?
who is arxtic's
bro
?
faggio is a vehicle
mhm
cuz slow ig
What is gta?
its not arxtic and u have issues its not a secret
Hi everyone im looking for an advice. I currently have 9 millions and dont know what to buy. I got cocaine, cash, meth, bunker, nightclub, arcade and a vehicle warehouse and kosatla, terrorbute and moc. What sould i buy next?
Grand theft auto
Grand Theft Auto is a video game developed by Rockstar Games.
bro what
stfu and bang ๐ฅ
Luxor deluxe
Who's rockstar games?
:/
no, it's not a woman ๐คฃ
Rockstar Games is a video game developing company.
Thatโs itโs am out of here
Niggggga
also no one is annoying u
Just for the sake of it i guess
@wintry heron better explanation, Rockstar Games, Inc. is an American video game publisher based in New York City. The company was established in December 1998 as a subsidiary of Take-Two Interactive, using the assets Take-Two had previously acquired from BMG Interactive.
ur the one who was saying ur broke
Now I wonder why car guys even exist
Why have a car when you can have a woman
To make you sandwiches
why not have both
fax
bc they can buy cars and do whatever they want to them
but women aren't as easy
Wise words.
"women arent as easy" sheesh real
just get a car with a woman in it
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women are complex creatures
win/win
What is a video game?
idk
i wish i could put a spoiler on my gf

aerodynamic
you can own a girl too-
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Own a girl
we need to bring this back
tf u cant
To make you sandwiches
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i think em is angy
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you make it sound as if youโre part of human trafficking wtf lmao
i know

yes u cant be 5 yo
Can I own your sister
damn
no
good thing iโm 4
u can own no one
This man๐
I own a slave
he signed his own discord death warrant
If you are within the range of 0-12 years old you cannot be present on this app.
can i not be 4?
good thing iโm 3
Yes you can. ๐
yall aint gettin no one except sluts
Who's sluts
i think itโs a gta character
Ngl I wish we could buy some of that baker's ass
Bro professional and report of the week are the same person isthmus
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She's hot
.
I wish we could date her
Em can I date your sister at least
can i date your dad?
what about your dad
Instead of straight up owning her
If she can make sandwiches
I'm lost on who your talking to๐
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