🚔┃gta-discussion

[loud knot]

6.1m

Buying B11

[drowsy jungle]

bought the rouge

[fast stone]

Cayo is only good solo

[drowsy jungle]

yes

[loud knot]

Should I lol

[carmine verge]

well i have a 2 man who only takes 15

[drowsy jungle]

eh it’s the same

[rustic dune]

Are there any cars from Simeons carshop that are worth it?

[loud knot]

Lol

[drowsy jungle]

but b11 got nerfed

a bit

[loud knot]

No

[drowsy jungle]

and rouge can’t barrage missile

[carmine verge]

i love b11

[loud knot]

All trash basically

[fast stone]

If you are looking for 2 player heists, diamond casino

[carmine verge]

i had it on my main

[drowsy jungle]

diamond casino doesn’t rlly give much

[rustic dune]

The dubsta looks fun tho

[carmine verge]

depends what you get

[rustic dune]

Is Dubsta worth it?

the hermes looks sick

[loud knot]

Is b11 fun @carmine verge

[compact ginkgo]

how much time does it take for stock to go up?

with and without upgrades

i forget

[carmine verge]

very

[drowsy jungle]

it is but it is slow

[fast stone]

It depends

[compact ginkgo]

well just tell me then

[real cove]

Rp??

Roleplay

[loud knot]

Just need 1 more jet for my hangar

[topaz crane]

Why do you get mad when I rob the casino but not cayo pierco

[compact ginkgo]

wdym

[daring perch]

Is casino history solo

[compact ginkgo]

i dont get mad

[rustic dune]

I bought the hermes 🔥

[real cove]

Roleplay

[topaz crane]

Cap man sends the whole swat team

[daring perch]

Is casino history solo

Pls

[compact ginkgo]

btw

i am not the person who sends it

i am ceo of noose

it ain't my job to send people

unless it has t obe

[topaz crane]

You run the business

[compact ginkgo]

yeah

but doesn't mean it's my job

[daring perch]

Is casino history solo is double

Hiest

[compact ginkgo]

to send people where ever

[topaz crane]

Ok why does your company not get mad when I rob cayo

[compact ginkgo]

tf do you mean we get mad?

[fast stone]

Cayo perico is not in the us

[compact ginkgo]

we literally give zero shits about it

[floral panther]

Anyone tryna do cmm tmrow

[compact ginkgo]

if you're talking about when the LSPD respond to when you take the code off the guy in casino

then you're talking to the wrong company

[topaz crane]

Lol bro 197297 people aiming at us with ar and armored cars

[loud knot]

#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4 if that cmm or #🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4

[floral panther]

What does doom hesit require?

Heist*

[compact ginkgo]

huh

wdym by that

[drowsy jungle]

u need a facility

[loud knot]

Facility

[drowsy jungle]

do 3 preps

[floral panther]

WICH

[loud knot]

Windfarm

[drowsy jungle]

the one that is 1.8

million

[floral panther]

Alr

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/sewerslvt-midbooze-spin-helicopter-jvne-gif-24523987

[loud knot]

Taking my b11 :>

[floral panther]

U smell @mint zealot take shower

[mint zealot]

I already took a shower 4 days ago

I don't need it

[floral panther]

gahhhdamm

[pastel chasm]

[floral panther]

4days ago

[pastel chasm]

this guy

[loud knot]

..

[mint zealot]

Being in the shower wastes precious time I could be using to listen to Machine Girl

[loud knot]

Leaving gta

[drowsy jungle]

lol

[compact ginkgo]

yeah um

you need to waste more time

[floral panther]

It takes like 15 mins

[compact ginkgo]

then watching that

[pastel chasm]

how about you listen to machine girl in the shower

[floral panther]

She’s missing brain power

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/machine-girl-heart-locket-my-beloved-wlfgrl-gif-22622086

[floral panther]

Sadly

[mint zealot]

The water hitting the floor drowns out the drums

It's not the same

[floral panther]

Just close ur eyes and imagine ur in Tokyo at night

And it’s raining

And your walking home

[mint zealot]

I hate Tokyo and Japan

:(

[floral panther]

Bitch

[drowsy jungle]

lmao

[mint zealot]

True!!

[compact ginkgo]

they're the same thing you dumbass

[floral panther]

Ik

[compact ginkgo]

tokyo is in japan

[mint zealot]

Well I hate them both

[floral panther]

Told u she’s missing brainpower

[compact ginkgo]

she's missing more then that

[floral panther]

Fr

[mint zealot]

I sacrificed half of my brain to Machine God

[compact ginkgo]

she lacks common sense

[loud knot]

@mint zealot

[mint zealot]

I only need enough brain to process music

[drowsy jungle]

tf are they

[floral panther]

You know how outside looks like?

[patent nexus]

Point and shoot

[mint zealot]

I haven't gone out of my room in 5 months

[loud knot]

B11 lessons

[patent nexus]

Point and shoot but with barrage missiles

[latent pelican]

Bombushka lessons?

[floral panther]

Gg blood clots

[patent nexus]

Die

[latent pelican]

Lmao

[patent nexus]

[mint zealot]

I will die happily knowing I devoted my life to Machine God

[compact ginkgo]

your name is a lie

[drowsy jungle]

who are they

[floral panther]

Waste of sperm tbh

[latent pelican]

Your life is

[compact ginkgo]

you'll die knowning you listened to something bad

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/machine-girl-patrick-bateman-gif-25952571

[compact ginkgo]

how did you know?

[bitter python]

[drowsy jungle]

just wondering who are they

[floral panther]

Who knows weirdos on discord

[latent pelican]

The fact that you’re using discord

[patent nexus]

I've been outside too much, I need to retreat to my room to never see the sun again

[compact ginkgo]

but you're too?

[latent pelican]

Yup

[patent nexus]

I gotta 1-0 those noobs

[compact ginkgo]

so your life is a lie?

[mint zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935590178217664584/1004174474523983923/mchngrlfns.mp4

[patent nexus]

No I don't have friends, how could you tell?

[drowsy jungle]

so it is pain

[fast stone]

Bro tryna turn a gta online server into a Anthony fantano server

[floral panther]

Show bussy

@drowsy jungle

[mint zealot]

Okay bet

[floral panther]

NO DICK

[drowsy jungle]

wat

[floral panther]

💀

She sent me a gæ ass pic

[drowsy jungle]

lmao

[floral panther]

It’s a guy in a school girl uniform

[mint zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/697834603268014097/1004883345206951966/7e135ee789eb3081b8c22fc8d745424a.mp4

[floral panther]

With his meat out

[fast stone]

Prolly not real then

[floral panther]

Wat u waiting for?

[unborn torrent]

Who wants to do replay

Tomorrow

[loud knot]

I got orbed for walking bruh

[floral panther]

Lester the child @molester

[mint zealot]

I'm waiting for my Machine Girl Playlist to end

[chrome prairie]

ain't no way

[carmine verge]

win ur ones josh

[floral panther]

How long is that

[mint zealot]

4 hours left

[chrome prairie]

😭

[floral panther]

Breh

[chrome prairie]

never change lilith

[unborn torrent]

Dm ps4 players

[floral panther]

Put 10x speed

[knotty harness]

no glitch talk bruh #📜┃all-server-info

[loud knot]

Agian @normal bramble

[patent nexus]

[wintry heron]

Hi

[floral panther]

Ur existence was a glitch 😭

Jk

Love u

[normal bramble]

?warnings 985592778178322462

[knotty harness]

tf that even mean

[wintry heron]

lol what

[floral panther]

Means mistake

[wintry heron]

PUSSIO

are you sick in the head Smurf

[knotty harness]

hi sentinal

[normal bramble]

[normal bramble]

hi rank 1000

[knotty harness]

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron who’s that one guy you argued with

what’s his user

[distant sluice]

any one on ps5 wanna grind cargos like crates and mc

[wintry heron]

Do you guys hate being poor

Do you wanna be rich like me

[graceful stump]

PROGIIIII

[drowsy jungle]

there is this guy in his jet following me

[floral panther]

Yes

[drowsy jungle]

oh he landed

[patent nexus]

Well then head over to

I forgot what the site was called

[wintry heron]

Messy

[loud knot]

Bruh

[wintry heron]

the one guy you kept arguing with

[graceful stump]

no way youre still here

[wintry heron]

I am

Lol

[drowsy jungle]

oh nah

this guy killed me

in his hydra

it’s a lazer

[compact ginkgo]

he probably too high to see

probably thought you were merryweather

[wintry heron]

is that his name

[compact ginkgo]

@wintry heron hi marky

@wintry heron hi chris

[wintry heron]

hi

[compact ginkgo]

how are you

[wintry heron]

good

[dim sentinel]

I didnt know special cargo was x2

Its probably first sell only

But wow

[summer mountain]

if you want the MK2 for discount can you do the same 6 client jobs, or does it need to be different ones

[dim sentinel]

Can do same doesnt matter

[patent nexus]

Can be either

[summer mountain]

aight ty

[remote dune]

guys , suggestions what to buy with 2 mil? or should j save it

i

[summer mountain]

kosetka

[remote dune]

got it already

[mint zealot]

kotaska*

[knotty harness]

kosatka
toreador

sparrow

[mint zealot]

no it's kastoka

[summer mountain]

MK2?

[knotty harness]

all u need in life

[remote dune]

i have sparrow and kosatka

[knotty harness]

sparrows better than the mk2

[chrome prairie]

korstako

[knotty harness]

ur so funny

[real cove]

Roleplay anyone

[knotty harness]

🤣

[knotty harness]

wrong channel

#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4

[wintry heron]

Let's roleplay the Travis Scott concert

[mint zealot]

shoots you in the head with a Mac-10

[tacit dove]

Anyone got party bus

[mint zealot]

There's your roleplay

[wintry heron]

@tacit dove is Travis Scott

[knotty harness]

#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4

[remote dune]

should i buy the new sm722

[knotty harness]

also this isn't a trading server

[patent nexus]

A large, undressed, oiled up man asks for you to sleep with him

Now go away

[knotty harness]

but whatever makes u happy, cheese

[real cove]

Ayoo

Wtfff

[remote dune]

might save it till 10 mil

[sacred thistle]

Bro this new dealership is useless?
I didn't compared the prices, but are there any difference in buying a car from the internet and from the luxury dealership? If not, then why does it exist?

[remote dune]

fax

only good thing about update is

nothing

[sacred thistle]

QoL features

[undone spindle]

the only good thing about the dealerships is that you can bring simeon hookers

employee of the month speedrun

[sacred thistle]

Lol

I mean, Simoen's dealership is better cuz you can actually test the car

The same cant be said for the other one

[gloomy flax]

1.7 mill to go

[sacred thistle]

To what?

[gloomy flax]

For deluxo

[sacred thistle]

Oh nice

Are u getting it just for fun or?

[gloomy flax]

Fun and head hunter missions

[knotty harness]

toreador is better for head hunter

[gloomy flax]

And transport

[knotty harness]

or anything that flies

besides deluxo

[sacred thistle]

But it costs more doesn't it?

[knotty harness]

no actually

[gloomy flax]

No

[sacred thistle]

Really?

Wasn't it 4M or something?

[gloomy flax]

4.7

[sacred thistle]

Jeez

[gloomy flax]

It has a trade price

Where u can get for 3.6 mill i think

[undone spindle]

i mean

yea

but the deluxo is a flying delorean

the coolness points stack

[summer mountain]

i got the deluco

bro fr that thing is kinda slow tho

its missles are very good

[gloomy flax]

Yea

[knotty harness]

it's slow as shit

toreador >

[gloomy flax]

It has ruiner missles

[undone spindle]

although the fact rhat we have flying cars and bikes do be kinda mid tho

[summer mountain]

MK2 is prob better

[sacred thistle]

I saw a video of the Deluxo's missiles literally orbing the Casino drone for a long time before it finally hits it

[gloomy flax]

The mk2 missles r mid now

[summer mountain]

I don't know about any of that, all i know when i want to kill someone, it doesn't matter wich verhicle there using, you can destroy them ez

[bitter python]

Holy shit that “ machine girl” music sucks major meat

[sacred thistle]

Oh i found the video

[sacred thistle]

Sent the video to ur dm

[real cove]

Roleplay

?

[remote dune]

me

[ivory torrent]

hi

[real cove]

Wanna roleplay

@ivory torrent

Wanna roleplay

[ivory torrent]

No lol

I don't like that

[remote dune]

hahah

[real cove]

Aughhhhh

[ivory torrent]

Plus, I'm on PC and you're on the PS4

[real cove]

Wowww

[loud knot]

@ivory torrent hi el Rubio

[ivory torrent]

Hi Doshua Joomsday

[nocturne thorn]

How much can take the Casino heist preps on the average?

[stuck wedge]

I got a question can I source cargo from my terabyte in an invite session because I know I couldn't before

[loud knot]

I robbed u 2 times day

[ivory torrent]

Good for u, u enjoying that sweet cash?

[loud knot]

It got me b11 :>

[ivory torrent]

🙂

Nah in all seriousness, how's it going @loud knot

[loud knot]

N I still got money left

[loud knot]

Good u

[ivory torrent]

Just fine

Been on the grind

[loud knot]

I think

[ivory torrent]

@loud knot You got anything you're planning on doing in gta?

Like achieve a certain thing or something

[loud knot]

Nope

[ivory torrent]

Okay

I stopped grinding money

It got boring

I grind RP now

[gloomy flax]

Probably gonna get the toreador then the hydra

[nocturne thorn]

?

[ivory torrent]

I think he means how long

[stuck wedge]

If that's the case mine personally take like 30 minutes to an hour

[nocturne thorn]

You're not english apparently.

[loud knot]

I'm lvl 182

[ivory torrent]

No I'm not lol, anything wrong with that?

[ivory torrent]

That's good

[nocturne thorn]

Fortunately.

[ivory torrent]

Haha okay

I'm just wondering why you think so but okay

[nocturne thorn]

Doin' the easiest approach?

[stuck wedge]

You said setups doing them solo with most requiring you to go back and forth with 2 items yes it can take like 30 minutes to an hour

Finale wise like 10 minutes or 15 minutes average

[rustic dune]

I think my Hermes was a good purchase

I put it in #🏎┃vehicle-flex

[nocturne thorn]

Gotcha , appreciate that pal.

[stuck wedge]

Anytime

[nocturne thorn]

Money is no longer a problem for me in the game, what's your method in terms of farming RP?

[ivory torrent]

Oh, I just look whatever is double RP at the moment

And grind the hell out of it that week

Even if it involves other players

But I'm more likely to farm it more if it can be done solo, like last week

[nocturne thorn]

I think doing several preps farms well , or?

[ivory torrent]

I gained 20 levels from those ULP missions

[ivory torrent]

Well, that too but like, the double RP missions are better

[hollow spade]

Bruh you can’t shoot inside Simeon place, what is this cyberpunk?

[wintry heron]

Hi

Bye

[graceful stump]

bye

[nocturne thorn]

I'm searching for pilots to do dogfights , are you in?

[patent nexus]

I'm up

Tomorrow maybe

When I get home

@nocturne thorn Did you add my social club?

[nocturne thorn]

Already.

[patent nexus]

Alright, I'll add you when I get home

[torn ruin]

?

[nocturne thorn]

You're in turkish crews ? To be sure.

[patent nexus]

Lmao yeah, I'm not actually turkish it was for something with my friend

I forgot I'm in them

[nocturne thorn]

Alzheimer effects.

[sturdy pond]

Are new dealerships on current gen?

[versed crow]

I customized my car added everything but it suddenly flies while driving on flat road

Is it because of the bumpers?

[graceful stump]

yup

[versed crow]

Which ?

[graceful stump]

you

[ruby widget]

j

[versed crow]

Hah?

[graceful stump]

dw

the bumpers make it fly

[nocturne thorn]

[tough spoke]

j

[ruby widget]

https://tenor.com/view/the-j-my-beloved-heart-locket-gif-25065772

[patent nexus]

Which car is it?

[ivory torrent]

Nah, I'm a passive player lol

[nocturne thorn]

[nocturne thorn]

You're the griefers' best type tho xD.

[ivory torrent]

What I mean by that is, I don't mess with anyone

[ivory torrent]

How lol

[stiff bough]

i got my 1.50kd just by defending my product / cargo before the update

[lament mortar]

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[patent nexus]

And friendly dogfighting = messing with people? lol

[nocturne thorn]

For a griefer , killing a nonresistant player is greatly easier than killing one who resists.

[nocturne thorn]

Haha , a sick logic xD.

[lament mortar]

Imagine if the lazer cannons was just regular machine guns

[ivory torrent]

I mean when I'm being attacked I do resist, but I mostly just avoid other players

In general

[patent nexus]

I got my 2.31kd just by relentlessly murdering mk2 dumbasses before the update

Kd is so fucking pointless it's honestly funny

[nocturne thorn]

How to see your Kd btw?

[patent nexus]

I'm glad they changed how it worked

[patent nexus]

Just pull up your characters info

[lament mortar]

Got 6 tryhards spawn killing me like 20 minutes ago in godmode with their modded outfits high k/d and level 2000s

And I was afk then they spammed me saying I’m up

Which was funny

I said “k” they got all pissed off for some reason

[patent nexus]

Without even accounting for godmode glitches, some guy in a lazer/mk2 could just go around killing randoms in each session and the moment somebody fights back, ewo and leave

[nocturne thorn]

I'm on my phone now , on rockstar career , what to check exactly ?

[rustic dune]

I was about to spray atleast 20 NPCs down then I disconnect 💀

[patent nexus]

I don't know, but you can check it on social club

[lament mortar]

W

[patent nexus]

If I had no social life I'd probably be good at farming kd before the update

[rustic dune]

It was at the airport too so I guess it was saved from a terrorist attack

[lament mortar]

Why is k/d still in game

[icy nymph]

Like I don’t mind people tryna get their kd up on cod games, but gta? I don’t see the point

[lament mortar]

I thought they would make it 0 for everyone and if u do pvp jobs it goes up

[patent nexus]

Yeah it's kind of pathetic

I mean, in COD, high KD at least somewhat correlates with your skill

In GTA, you could just do exactly what I explained earlier and get a crazy high KD

Before the update

[lament mortar]

Can’t wait to see how shit fifa 23 ultimate team about to be

[patent nexus]

That's what I expected too

[lament mortar]

Idk why I pre ordered it

[crude pond]

can i trade in my bunker for a different one or is that not possible?

[lament mortar]

I think u can

[crude pond]

how would i go about doing that

[graceful stump]

just buy one and it will force you to

before you pay

[crude pond]

how much of a discount would i get?

[graceful stump]

depends

on what bunker and the upgrades

[nocturne thorn]

I got the number of players I killed , no KD ratio.

[crude pond]

will the upgrades trade into the new bunker or naw

[graceful stump]

if you select them when buying

[crude pond]

no i mean the business upgrades

like staff upgrade

and equipment upgrade

[patent nexus]

Can you see deaths caused by other players too?

[graceful stump]

should stay

[patent nexus]

If so you could just take kills / deaths

And that's your kd

[wintry heron]

@patent nexus is hydra the cheapest best pvp jet

[nocturne thorn]

I found it bro in general stats.

[patent nexus]

No the Rogue is the cheapest jet

[wintry heron]

and by best i don't mean compared to all jets

but i mean cheap jets.

[nocturne thorn]

@wintry heron Hey UN guy , how are you , grateful?

[wintry heron]

something good for the price

[patent nexus]

Wait no, it's the seabreeze, which is a fun jet but Rogue is miles better overall

[wintry heron]

i said pvp

[patent nexus]

I'm aware

[wintry heron]

can it dogfight

[patent nexus]

The Rogue?

Yes

It's about on the level of the lazer

It's hard to say exactly because they handle so differently

But they have roughly the same turn radius

Unsure which one is actually tighter

[nocturne thorn]

@patent nexus When a KD ratio is over the normal?

[patent nexus]

Wdym

That's subjective

The easiest answer is 1

[nocturne thorn]

1 means you're killin' a lot?

[patent nexus]

Or I mean above 1

1 means you've killed players just as many times as players have killed you

[nocturne thorn]

I've 0,84 now.

[oblique oasis]

That's shit

Nah I'm jk ily dddy

[wintry heron]

my kd is .61

[tough spoke]

ok

[wintry heron]

bro

i lowkey think im just gonna quit gta completely

[nocturne thorn]

And I think just because I've orbited an Mk2 griefer who killed me I think 3 or 4 times.

[wintry heron]

i find this game fun when pvping legit

i keep getting either ddossed, crashed, or orbed every lobby like bruh

this is not fun

[spring stump]

or RID joined or modded

if you’re on pc

[wintry heron]

i am

this game isnt fun like it used to be

[spring stump]

and then it’s the usual GM and other glitches

[wintry heron]

i may just quit until gta 6 is out because this game is just shitty at this point

[spring stump]

since things like the MK II came in, it’s just attracted tryhards

[nocturne thorn]

The guy doesn't let me just getting a vehicle xD.

[wintry heron]

thats never been an issue to me

[wintry heron]

bro i keep getting joined every lobby and crashed

[spring stump]

i’m talking about: “1-0” score warriors, the ewo brainlets, the guys who RC spam

[wintry heron]

so essentially i load a game just to crash immediatly

[spring stump]

nobody would care and would likely laugh at you if they played any where between GTAO release - heist update

[nocturne thorn]

Crashed , how?

[wintry heron]

Mod Menus, people use mod menus to RID join you, crash you and send you to your desktop, and pull your ip

[tranquil knoll]

Is there a new time limit between each casino heist

[spring stump]

it’s just sad what gta has become

i just can’t wait for gta 6 to release to get rid of half of the toxic players

and let people have fun

[lament mortar]

Fr

[nocturne thorn]

Previously, someone shoots vehicle like missiles , this rockstar is really shitin', if you do a glitch you'll probably get banned and god mode players , online modders are angels , tf is tha logic.

[wintry heron]

not if they keep p2p connections, if they do keep p2p. ip issues are still a huge issue

[spring stump]

that’s just their design

i don’t see how else they can do it on their engine

[nocturne thorn]

Without talking'bout our dear 🦈 cards.

[spring stump]

that’s another matter entirely i’m afraid

[wintry heron]

Literally every other game company does this, fortnite, destiny, call of duty, etc. they all use dedicated servers. Rockstar just wants to be money hungry and doesnt wanna invest in servers

[spring stump]

that’s not up to me

[wintry heron]

essentially its like this. yk how in Modern Warfare 2 Call of Duty, you had a host who hosted the server. and if they leave, it would do host migrated or connection lost? thats gta, while every one else has servers in specific regions of the world

[wintry heron]

?

[nocturne thorn]

I heard that in Fortnite , you get banned in not even 2 sec if you do something illegal , true?

[tranquil knoll]

No?

[nocturne thorn]

Haha , I think you didn't know 2022 Rockstar fucked up mentality.

Of course they'll set the longest cooldown ever.

[wintry heron]

as a jet pilot, do you care for K/D @patent nexus

or put any significance to it

[tranquil knoll]

😭 how long

[wintry heron]

i could see k/d being a significant thing when it comes to deciding if a player is good with jets too

[wintry heron]

no toxic player will go away, just get used to it. in fact gt6 will have much more toxic players

it'll attract all ages from 1 to 90

maybe 100

but a lot of younger gen like 11 year olds will play it

[nocturne thorn]

I think 2 real hours and just because it's a teammate heist.

[tranquil knoll]

...

[wintry heron]

GTA is by far the main game that controls the entire gaming industry

it's the only game that can spare or kill other games

and tbh it always kills other games

when 6 comes out, everybody will forget other games

and all the same kids that complain of gaming being boring will take that back

it's not rockstar games without the Star baby 😎

company name goes hard ngl

not the only thing going hard

you have way too much hope for rockstar

[wintry heron]

i don't care lmao. i actually hate them but i love them

this must be ur first rockstar game

gta4 was good

rdr2 was good

[stiff bough]

weaponized tampa missiles r homing?

[wintry heron]

5 was good before online

rdr1 was good

[ruby widget]

no

[wintry heron]

all gta before 4 also were good

[tough spoke]

cumber

[wintry heron]

wrong company technically

Bully was good

La Noire was Okay

the people who made gta 5 did not work on rdr2

[stiff bough]

sa >>>>>>>> gtao

[feral saffron]

Hey

[wintry heron]

company =/= department

same company, diff department

r* literally said to put your expectations high for next entry

they won't fail us

[stiff bough]

i hope so

[wintry heron]

they know it'll damage them if they don't make gta6 the superior game

they're not brainless lmao

they milked gtaO righteously

[nocturne thorn]

There is a difference between 2018 Rockstar and the 2022 shit.

[wintry heron]

they're smart in business

sure they're dickheads

[stiff bough]

i hope we see a jimmy glowup

[feral saffron]

The moon landing was faked

There I said it

[pastel chasm]

anyone else noticed how at Simeon’s dealership it’s more expensive to buy the cars there than on the internet?

[stiff bough]

theyre modified i think

[wintry heron]

i really don't care what you view rockstar as, it'll always remain the superior company lol.

changes happen

but the quality remains

and honestly those changes within the company only affect the online community

gtaO's latest dlc could've been prolly cause of a change in their staff

i believe that

[stiff bough]

true

[nocturne thorn]

Answering me = not caring , pussies logic.

[wintry heron]

or maybe cause they had enough of milking online and now they are fine with gta6

think of it

if gta6 releases in 2024

that's only 2 years away

might as well make players happy for online

why do you think this dlc was super late lmao

[wintry heron]

i mean how you view r* as

not your opinion

the changes i don't care for

i can care of what you said but not for your opinion

[patent nexus]

Why would that change my stance on KD?

And to answer your question no, I don't

[wintry heron]

jet pilot community emphasizes skill on k/d too

[nocturne thorn]

I really sure that you're the type of players that Rockstar loves , the type that buys shark cards since you support them in 2022.

[wintry heron]

never bought a shark card. but i sure do love their support 😎

you suffer from skill issues

r* always helping me

[versed crow]

Pariah

[patent nexus]

Have you ever taken part in the jet pilot community, literally who says kd = skill

[wintry heron]

Bro, Literally they were supposed to release gta 6 like fucking 5 years ago and it was supposed to have the entire north american region of the world in it, it was gonna do like what the crew and the crew 2 did. Now theyre back tracking and saying nevermind were just gonna be doing miami and the surrounding areas. Also do i need to mention how they have employees literally quitting their job because the lack of progress and they dont know what direction to take action to?

[wintry heron]

i'm not reading any of this

W rockstar

😎

[patent nexus]

I know the Zeno starts flying when you change the side mirrors on it, there may be something similar with the Pariah

[bitter python]

K/d does not = skill

[wintry heron]

that paragraph won't stop you from playing gta6

therefore stfu

[old hound]

What does LFM mean

[wintry heron]

it does after the update

[wintry heron]

to put it on the same scheduled day as every other update (tuesday rather than thursday?)

you can only go after skilled players now

[bitter python]

Looking for a man

[wintry heron]

i mean late as in 3-4 years

[tough spoke]

k/d = ga

[wintry heron]

community always begged mk2 to be nerfed

they always begged for increasing payouts

and K/D to be off freemode

gta6 will for sure be within 2024

which is in 2 years, that could be why these updates rolling in

[nocturne thorn]

R shit are grasping pal , they've not launched gta 6 because of the success/money released by gta 5 until this moment.

[wintry heron]

good. smart

rockstar made bank off that

i respect them

this is why i like them lol

[wintry heron]

pussys begging for mk2 nerf, lazy people begging for better payouts, shitty pvpers asking for kd to go because theyre ass. its not everyone its select people

and every person that cried due to them milking GTA online will no-life 6

rockstar W

[wintry heron]

yeah, and? i never said otherwise dumbass

[patent nexus]

What did you mean by this btw

[pastel chasm]

anyone know why it’s more expensive to buy cars at Simeon’s than on the web

[wintry heron]

there's tryhards in the community

i see a lot of jet pilots as tryhards tbh

griefers isn't the right word

but close

[wintry heron]

get better

[stiff bough]

probably because they are modified / special edition

[wintry heron]

i didn't say i die to them

[patent nexus]

That doesn't mean they think kd = skill...

[wintry heron]

but jet pilots are generally really good

therefore k/d is important

[patent nexus]

(It isn't)

[spring stump]

what i’m saying is, ever since i’d say around the time of doomsday, it’s all the score warrior and ewo fuckwits that have been populating GTAO. all the guys who played this game for fun and didn’t care about score, and whatever have just gone

[wintry heron]

well good to know

[patent nexus]

Just because somebody is good doesn't mean they care about kd

[stiff bough]

yeah... some asshole farmed me while i was afk for 0-36

[spring stump]

hopefully gta 6 will at least get rid of some of them

[wintry heron]

expect worse for 6

much worse

don't set your expectations high

[spring stump]

ik ik

[wintry heron]

lmao. well still

[wintry heron]

ewo timer should be removed, mk2 cd should also go, passive mode shouldnt exist, and if you think otherwise get better and deal with it

just don't AFK

or go back to story ig

or go inside apartment

or bunker

[nocturne thorn]

The dumbass is you , why don't you behave yourself .

[pastel chasm]

what about new players who can’t defend themselves as well as the other guy can

[stiff bough]

Funny how most people play gta ONLINE in private lobbies because of how the community is ass

[wintry heron]

how, how tf am i the dumbass when you dont know tf ur talking about

[rustic dune]

Man up

[ruby widget]

then leave

[patent nexus]

He's baiting

[wintry heron]

get friends, and get better

[pastel chasm]

fr

[patent nexus]

And yeah man up

[wintry heron]

im not baitng im being serious

[pastel chasm]

lmao i summoned the mob

4 pings

[old hound]

Whats the best way to make money at level 20

[hushed nexus]

I found some girls with no bikini top on and her small bazookas are just out

[pastel chasm]

[wintry heron]

you don't

[wintry heron]

play heists with ur friends

enjoy hell for gta online new level

[patent nexus]

Like if you can't deal with a thermal lazer pilot who has 1000 hours of experience just leave the lobby??? It's not that hard

[ruby widget]

shark cards

[stiff bough]

damn.. proof? (koke)

joke

[wintry heron]

grief someone's cargo and get 5k @old hound

[patent nexus]

I'd beat @wintry heron in a 1v1 btw

[wintry heron]

ez cash

[wintry heron]

or get better

[bitter python]

Still doesn’t

[patent nexus]

Just so y'all know

[hushed nexus]

Thristy af

[wintry heron]

nice

never asked tho

[stiff bough]

im joking

[pastel chasm]

it’s a glitch

I’ve seen a player do it before

[bitter python]

Omg mk2 trash! Kd is still useless

[hushed nexus]

Ik brother

[wintry heron]

mk2 has always been trash, kd has always been useless

[stiff bough]

i sold my mk2 and got an mk1 now grinding bunker research for missiles

[hushed nexus]

My charging port is broken now

[tough spoke]

bruhhh 3v1

tf

this bs

[wintry heron]

lazer pilots got me checking my map every 2-3 seconds praying there isn't a jet icon

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801574251093819393/1002729777347690556/ezgif.com-gif-maker_21.gif

[wintry heron]

this guy has beef with skill issues

[spring stump]

so unless it’s what you’re thinking you’re telling me to get better

ok

[hushed nexus]

If this was a try not to lust I would have failed

[spring stump]

let me just

[wintry heron]

shut the fuck up i just got my ip grabbed and got sent to a desktop by a script, you dont get to complain

[spring stump]

stop you there

[rustic dune]

[wintry heron]

yeah, get better

[hushed nexus]

Please send another vid

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/978334208311312427/1001644971356606544/ezgif.com-gif-maker_11.gif

[stiff bough]

i once got ddosed for winning a 3v1

[wintry heron]

tutorial rn

do that with a hydra @patent nexus

[patent nexus]

I've never been ddosed, but I usually play on a vpn

[nocturne thorn]

@patent nexus You've tested the Alkonost?

[wintry heron]

bro used a gta gif imagine

[stiff bough]

teach me how to pilot

[tough spoke]

cry

[patent nexus]

It's even easier with the hydra

[spring stump]

1. MK II shouldn’t have been a thing to begin with
2. passive mode should force the player to respawn (like the ewo option in the main menu, but for players exiting passive. stops passive popping if you ask me, keep the cool-down

@wintry heron

[bitter python]

According to the other guy kd =skill bc the mk2 was nerfed

[spring stump]

and ewo

well

[wintry heron]

you play on xbox stfu

[wintry heron]

can you do it with all jets

[spring stump]

is just ewo

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801574251093819393/1002610309204291644/ezgif.com-gif-maker_20.gif

[patent nexus]

Yes but it's harder with some than others

[patent nexus]

You just put it in reverse, like a car

[spring stump]

and to that “get better”

[stiff bough]

do it with a cuban

and a velum

[wintry heron]

who tf said that

[patent nexus]

Yes

[wintry heron]

no not why

[patent nexus]

I will, when I get home

[spring stump]

sounds like a spastic brainlet

[wintry heron]

i view k/d as skill because you can't get it in freemode from griefing

[patent nexus]

I don't own a Velum but I'll do Cuban

[wintry heron]

but rather competitive missions

[stiff bough]

record it n dm me

[spring stump]

ngl

[nocturne thorn]

Reminding me of flying to Cayo , this plane is really a trash.

[tough spoke]

have fun with ip being leaked every time some1 gets mad at u

[wintry heron]

some have high k/d from griefing so that doesn't count

[wintry heron]

my shits dynamic, i dont have a static ip, it changes dumbass

[bitter python]

[nocturne thorn]

Worth it or not?

[stiff bough]

the cayo velum has some armor survived 2 homing missiles and skme shots

[patent nexus]

Absolutely not

[wintry heron]

do u seriously think im dumb enough to play gta 5 static in 2022?

[wintry heron]

only way to get K/D rn is by going against other skill-matched players, tht sounds fair

the answer is No

[spring stump]

yet here you are

[tough spoke]

o and?

[spring stump]

defending the MK II

instead of saying

[wintry heron]

it's impossible to be DDOSd on gtaO by modders if you didn't do shit to them

[spring stump]

it shouldn’t have been added

[bitter python]

You act like the lazer is not in the game anymore

[spring stump]

nice one

[elfin mango]

Every garage I have has all turismos in it💀

[nocturne thorn]

Seriously talking?

[wintry heron]

what do you guys have on your heads to be DDOSD 😭

[wintry heron]

oh my bad sorry, ur an xbox player you dont know what half these terms are

nevermind

sorry

my b

[stiff bough]

yea

it started smoking black smoke tho

[wintry heron]

you cannot get K/D from laser in freemode

i'm talking about gaining K/D

[stiff bough]

but still reached my destination

[patent nexus]

My friend got ddosed after we bullied some mk2 dumbass until he brought his modder friend into the session

[bitter python]

[patent nexus]

It was pretty funny

[stiff bough]

tbh we need a weaponized vehicle pvp mode (not arena war like oppresor toreador vilignate deluxo etc)

[torn berry]

Hello, can someone send me a message telling me how to do the bug to win 200%, and receive the money without doing the mission, from cayo perico

[rustic dune]

if you don't want to get DDOSed play console

[wintry heron]

oh yeah if you pvp defo need a protection

[patent nexus]

There are dogfight jobs

[wintry heron]

that's still possible

DDOS isn't on mod menus

[patent nexus]

^

[rustic dune]

[wintry heron]

you just need to grab IP

which is fairly common in console too

[rustic dune]

why do you think i put troll

[torn berry]

Hello, can someone send me a message telling me how to do the bug to win 200%, and receive the money without doing the mission, from cayo perico

[rustic dune]

dumbass

[wintry heron]

i play to have fun by going into each lobby, seeing if anyones griefing, and just farming the shit outta them. then moving on

[tough spoke]

oh sorry, i dont listen to snobs who uses daddys money to by pc

[wintry heron]

just depends if a kid is a no-life

[spring stump]

he’s not wrong

you have to use third party software

[paper barn]

Welcome to bone apple tiddy were we beat out meat and give ur face a treat 💯💯

[stiff bough]

How do they ddos? (asking for a school project)

[hushed nexus]

No glitches allowed🤓

[rustic dune]

[wintry heron]

yeah that makes sense then.

[spring stump]

most gravitate toward the likes of octo sniff

[wintry heron]

im 17, i moved out already with my brother i have my own job shut your dumbass up please

[rustic dune]

🤓 reported!

[spring stump]

which is just

scummy

[knotty juniper]

Guys

[wintry heron]

i don't do shit to modders or pvp a lot so they don't target me.

[patent nexus]

First of all, you need to go at least 2 weeks without showering, and you need to make sure you have 0 irl friends

[stiff bough]

are you a man or a woman

[nocturne thorn]

I've attacked the smugglers with the sparrow, and when I fly with it , the engine stops suddenly and then, boom.

[torn berry]

?

[knotty juniper]

My gta session glitched so now I have all the new unreleased cars

[wintry heron]

guy

[knotty juniper]

Or they released them en

[bitter python]

Don’t argue with him his only card he’s gonna use is modders

[knotty juniper]

No idea

[tough spoke]

big boi get some bitches

[paper barn]

I just be doing casino for fun

[stiff bough]

with a girl pfp 🤔

[hushed nexus]

What do you think about cats and what they can do to the human body

[compact ginkgo]

@tough spoke hi

[wintry heron]

why you guys worried over this guy's life lmao

[rustic dune]

Another way of saying " 🤓 I modded my GTA session to give myself all the unreleased cars"

[tough spoke]

no

[wintry heron]

if he used daddy's money that's a flex.

some parents are rich af

[wintry heron]

im literally in a relationship already

[patent nexus]

^

[compact ginkgo]

why

[spring stump]

@tough spoke remember, this is the same guy who wanted the MK II cool-down to be removed

[knotty juniper]

I dont have mods

[hushed nexus]

🧢

[bitter python]

Like I said he’s brain dead just ignore it

[knotty juniper]

check my pc

[compact ginkgo]

who?

[wintry heron]

are you too shit to counter a mk2?

[knotty juniper]

dawg 💀

[stiff bough]

id rather watch a 3h math video rather than watch arguments for 10 seconds here

[spring stump]

jasiah

[wintry heron]

then go and do it dumbass

[spring stump]

fucking

auto correct

[wintry heron]

you fucking brainless moron

[spring stump]

jfc

[wintry heron]

shut the fuck up and serve society that way

[stiff bough]

i alr do it

[hushed nexus]

They funny asf

[wintry heron]

you're not

[tough spoke]

get some more and take off your pull ups

[compact ginkgo]

seriously?

[wintry heron]

yeah i got 2 people who have mental and learning disabilities trying to argue with me rn, both of them seem to be on xbox.

[spring stump]

it shouldn’t have been added full fucking stop lmao

[compact ginkgo]

they actually think that

[stiff bough]

proof

[wintry heron]

you're literally on discord

[tough spoke]

who?

[wintry heron]

do you have ADHD

the way you cannot concentrate on the video instead

[compact ginkgo]

you're joking?

[wintry heron]

i cant understand ur shitty grammar

[stiff bough]

i dont need to study all the time?

[wintry heron]

something you need to say?

[stiff bough]

bro just looking to argue over anything

[tough spoke]

stfu dumb ass hood rat

[spring stump]

@compact ginkgo and then tells me to get better

ok buddy

[wintry heron]

you're arguing with 13-14 year olds. @wintry heron

[compact ginkgo]

i wasn't talking to your ass

[wintry heron]

don't waste time lol

[bitter python]

https://tenor.com/view/gamera-cry-about-it-meme-kaiju-gamescage-gif-21392719

[wintry heron]

i wouldve guessed 12

[tough spoke]

coupe

[wintry heron]

cope*

[patent nexus]

Cringelords in chat rn

[wintry heron]

not coupe

[tough spoke]

cry

[compact ginkgo]

i kinda sense sarcasm but idk

[bitter python]

Coupe is for a car lmao

[fervent kelp]

Sup douchbag bitches

[bitter python]

Moron

[spring stump]

i can’t understand why you defend the MK II

[wintry heron]

deadass serious

[tough spoke]

cry

[wintry heron]

your bio suits you perfectly @spring stump

[stiff bough]

General argument

[compact ginkgo]

i find that hard to believe

[wintry heron]

self-descriptive 😍

[spring stump]

:) cheers bro

appreciate it

[torn berry]

Hello, can someone send me a message telling me how to do the bug to win 200%, and receive the money without doing the mission, from cayo perico

[wintry heron]

a social reject arguing with a guy who has a job

[spring stump]

want some popcorn

[wintry heron]

ah man

discord

at its finest

[latent pelican]

no.

[wintry heron]

[patent nexus]

Also @spring stump I don't think you understand what the term antisocial means

[spring stump]

eh, been called worse

[torn berry]

Why?

[stiff bough]

facts

[compact ginkgo]

i think it's sarcasm

but idk

[tough spoke]

society can suck my juicy cock for all i care

[patent nexus]

HAHA COPE

[compact ginkgo]

saying mark 2 should go passive mode

[wintry heron]

"worse", your bio quite literally says you're a social reject

[compact ginkgo]

kinda makes it sound like sarcasm

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801574251093819393/1002708258466824232/ezgif.com-gif-maker_19.gif

[tough spoke]

cry

[wintry heron]

if you cannot shoot down a couple mk2s your ass, if you cant shoot someone before they go thru 42 different menu tabs just to ewo ur ass, if you cant. if youre too mechanically ass to fight people in a game about all out criminal war you shouldnt be playing

[spring stump]

[tough spoke]

cry bout it kid

[wintry heron]

your "juicy" cock is mythological

[compact ginkgo]

ok?

[wintry heron]

bros emo

[patent nexus]

You basically admitted to being a social reject, you saying cry doesn't do anything

Besides, I'm 19

[stiff bough]

bro just murderes him

[wintry heron]

get better

[wintry heron]

like many times before, society invented fabrications for their beliefs

and this would suit to yours again

[hushed nexus]

No ive seen it

[compact ginkgo]

wait a second

[wintry heron]

💀

[tough spoke]

so saying cope doent mean anything either

[hushed nexus]

Pc vs xbox rn💀

[compact ginkgo]

you're the prick who was telling me how to do my heists

fuck you.

[patent nexus]

Istg EVERYONE who uses "kid" as an insult is bellow 18 themselves

[compact ginkgo]

ikr

[wintry heron]

i think we know who wins this

[compact ginkgo]

same with boomber

[stiff bough]

damn where did u get the microscope

[wintry heron]

we are called the master race

[tough spoke]

i am?

[compact ginkgo]

boomer

[wintry heron]

lmao

[compact ginkgo]

and shit

[patent nexus]

Idk, are you?

[stiff bough]

pc master race but my ps4 plays games just fine

[tough spoke]

you assumed so

[wintry heron]

yeah but still older than the kids theyre arguing with, cough cough

[patent nexus]

I'm not the one assuming peoples ages here

[hushed nexus]

I mean it’s bigger than mine

[patent nexus]

And you're not gonna answer?

[stiff bough]

dont say small say average king 👑

[spring stump]

cool, least i can have a family life

[tough spoke]

"Istg EVERYONE who uses "kid" as an insult is bellow 18 themselves"

[spring stump]

oh well

[tough spoke]

im 18

[patent nexus]

Ok

[hushed nexus]

He gotcha der

[compact ginkgo]

you dont have to be 18 to not be a prick

[latent pelican]

Ikr

[stiff bough]

exit discord

save ur sanity and braincells

[wintry heron]

if you're 18 and this is how you are mentally, that is quite sad. get checked up for lack of development

[compact ginkgo]

about something say mark 2 nerf is bad

[stiff bough]

ull need it later on in life

[compact ginkgo]

i kinda sense sarscam

[hushed nexus]

Especially in discussion

[stiff bough]

please

[wintry heron]

make an appointment

[compact ginkgo]

sarcasm

but idk

[patent nexus]

From what I can tell, a bunch of people went apeshit because someone said they should remove the mk2 cooldown

[bitter python]

Bob or vagene

[stiff bough]

patrick

[tough spoke]

did i say i was perfect?

[compact ginkgo]

exactly

[rancid edge]

For the better experience? Xbox, cause no modders.

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-dap-me-with-that-jetstream-sam-meme-jetstream-sam-clapping-jetstream-sam-dap-me-with-that-gif-25269835

[bitter python]

[compact ginkgo]

but i kinda sense sarcasm in it

[spring stump]

some moron trying to shove his ideals onto everyone else and throwing mindless insults. the other just thinks everyone their a reject because of what, their bio?

[hushed nexus]

Just a game💀

[patent nexus]

Ikr lol

[spring stump]

lmao

[wintry heron]

im 17 and technically in the same gen as gen z. but i grew up around such a different time that all of this is new to me. my siblings are all from the 90's so i grew up with hella 90's shit, playing csgo til 4am, and Bo2 till 6. if you think im gonna be nice to some dumb ass 13yos on discord being dumbasses you got me mortally fucked up

[tough spoke]

goofy mf

[compact ginkgo]

what if that's what they want

[mint zealot]

@wintry heron hi Chris

[hushed nexus]

Agreed especially on next gen

[stiff bough]

coca cola espuma

[spring stump]

then i could give less of a fuck