#🚔┃gta-discussion
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What times the update
Does it have edp445
Little litmus test I do for every business I make, would I go to nuclear war for this? I press the go button when the answer is ab-so-fucking-lutely. Yeah, well I've never been so sure about something I'd drop an H-bomb for. Except these chicken wings I had once. Lemon pepper, OwO You know, you are the problem with culture right now. No one takes anything seriously. It's a crisis of...o-of...things meaning what they should. Oh, I'm sorry. The threat is very real, okay? Just like your hair system...hehe. Your discourse is poisonous and reductive.
deadass server
i once shoved a stick of dynamite strapped to a remote-detonated claymore up his ass and he was fine
Gaystation
(i did not detonate them)
end your life
yo mr white!!
Gaystaion
Ain’t no way you guys doing console war 💀
I once shot edp with a bazooka

yo mr white!!!
Edp445 will give you money
Bro I don’t need his money
Ye you do they will give you cupcakes
I make 7mill a year from selling meth
Fr it is
i prefer meth
I have a cupcake
I got money from edp445
Same here
I prefer a kiss
Meth is the best
fr
karen server is sad after billionare customer shits in her face, burns down her resturaunt, kills her dog, and beats her an inch from death. she soon regrets it
Just started up mine
If u sell it to edp445 you will get exclusive cupcakes +100 billion in gta
A lot
W
Woah good offer
Where he at

my meth lab

he works for me
Sir I have 6969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969$
He is at the food factory in gta
He’s probably at the nearest playground 
he makes meth cupcakes with me at the lab
rockstar should give us the option to do cayo perico with no clothes on (getting caught has a different outcome)
My friend just logged in and got 9,000,000 for participating in a promo event for gta
Ayo 😏
Yes find edp445cat a school
Then I would use girl character
Pls tell me what happened and tell me how I can get it
Ye

imagine
Saw a guy get 5m
What is going on then
How to participate in the promo event of gta?
bet ur regretting buying the xbox now huh
What the promo event
Go to a playground and find edp445
Idk event
make a gta online grinding guide without mentioning cayo perico
Sell meth ez
?
the whole map is your playground
fr
they do exist
was memeing that it's playstation exclusive
Edp445 is my hero
Fr
O
same
fr is when you agree with an opinion
fr?
Dosent it means for real
you still dont use it for a fact
No it means French Revolution
Weekly update out?
in one hour
K thanks mate
Just wait till tgg makes a vid about it
@mint zealot hey
tgg left us. he plays red dead now. fr fr no cap
hi
by getting 100k pancakes
steal her pancakes
Bet

My secret ingredient for pancakes is meth
yes it’s me ninja man
healthy breastie
hu nija fotine
fake. i thought ninja had blue hair
red dead online is dogshit!!!! how am i supposed to enjoy a game where you cant obliterate anyone who you find a nuisance with an orbital space cannon!!!! i need flying bike!!!! boom!!!!! pleasure and money!!!!! AAAA
Bro I have holes in my walls cuz of fortnite
Bro imagine not playing hitman an that game is actually fun
When it was s3-7
you have holes in your walls because i want a better view
Is the weekly update out yet ?
he did make red dead look like a good old game of gta without overpowered weapons and vehicles didn't look bad tbh
WOAHH
in 40 mins
glory hole
😏
Thank you

It better be good
i tried red dead online and quit because my horse was ugly and slow
Ayo
hot
Your mom
yes
Dam alr
😏
They adding his mom into the game 💀
Your dad
Won't even fit on a map I bet
😏
bazziiiii
no wonder the update was 2GB
💀
gta players when the new update that was marketed as an add-on to existing content along with many quality of life changes doesnt have a new 5m/hr business and 25 new useless copy and paste cars on its release (its the worst update they have ever seen)
With @static shuttle urs would’ve been a whole terabyte gonna have to delete the Cold War
I’m still waiting for them to make it where you can get gold solo for cayo
no
you already can 
meth better
Still waiting for cross play
Meth is better
I’ll take this
Who tf is that

omh hillary clinton
Get a friend?
i can hear your thoughts like a melody
So easy tbh
try making friends you anti-social incel sack of shit
Damn bruh I have friends they don’t play the game anymore
make new ones then
how much money does everyone have
imagine having friends
hah
is it something i should buy i have kostaka arcade bunker oppressormk2 terrorbyte and one sportscar
im broke
I have friends aswell they either busy with sports or gym or playing everything besides gta
i just bought a mk1
37,056 gta dollars (i just bought the mk1)
my friends are lowkey dickheads
holy shit same dude
i need advice or something
mfs passive aggressive as shit
then suck em bro
just hold both cards at once, one on each hand and swipe, the doors shouldn't be that far apart
I have 800mill legit cause I have no life 💀
50k
since you gay n shi
i don’t swing that way

anymore
nice
how do you do it?
mail it to me please
guys
Smart ass
do you follow the professional’s guides or something
I’ll go get the wrench
anyone plays gta on ps5
Well I watch lot of guides that’s how I did it
i am number one theprofessional hater
Pass the guides
based
fair enough
Kostaka
Fr
Just go to tylarious,the professional,tgg they the ones who helped me
same
@wintry heron gorilla
alright
if i could have a billion real dollars or theprofessional's social life ruined i would pick the billion dollars and then hire an assassin to kill him instead

Grilla
lol
I'll just get a fat man to eat him
Rolls
nick avocado
where can i get a cargo bob
No don’t mention him
warstock]
sandy shores airfield
From the Taliban
sorry
Weirdest persons on social media
ok
What time does the update come out uk time?
10 am
@wintry heron go to bed
Bro You don’t even know how to hire a hitman @wintry heron 💀
Lol it took him all that time to say that
nice
Why is everyone up it’s like 2-5am
tell @wintry heron to go to bed
it’s 9am for me
Yea right he ain’t gonna listen
you could tell me to
Bad sleep schedule my guy @floral panther
Same
So I just take sleeping pills
and i’d probably listen 
craigslist
Waiting for the to kick in

She’s said like 0x
10*
Nah u gotta go on the dark web not Craigslist
Is there a weekly update this week?
my tailbone
i got this little mini apple pie that i snatched from my kitchen like 5 hours ago but i got distracted by this server and havent touched it yet
yo mr white
Yo
isnt he ur brother in law
anybody want this apple pie
Lol
No 💀

nah the airplane seats mad uncomfy
this guy
What is the weekly update this week?
Yeah 😳
Briish
wait
Fr I was tired and fucked my neck up while sleeping I was deaf for like 30mins after the flight
what’s the uk?
guys
a food
Lol it’s his job to arrest criminals
i left school at 8 years old
are there brits in here
we need hot coffee update with agent 14 i think
Fr
yeh, you
This game needs it
@wintry heron uzis left nut lmao
not me
Yes me
im no brit
Kosatka still worth it?
lol
no buy a hangar instead
yeh but you a jit
you need to pan the cakes
What kind of cake we talking about 😏
😳
cake is kinda mid
🎂*
hi all
honestly
g'day
depends on what cake it is
ice cream solos
poo poo solos
ive never even heard of thqt
that
Try it
fav is red velvet but i don’t get the opportunity to eat it anymore
Apple pie is better
i want you to describe it
Where can I get a cargo bob
actually
nah poo poo is better
it solos everything
Sweet wet sugary milk
😏
i want you to eat it, keep it in your mouth, come to my house, and regurgitate into my consumption orifice like a mother bird to her spawn

i like my pies...creamed
this sexy aussie man

wha-
Bro the spiders in Australia are big asf
Let me do u the favor
you know what else in what austrailialiana i sbgl s

Lmao ur it’s pet human
🕷
Well I hate spiders so don’t show
he wants out
let him out
release him
Wtf
Bro fuck u valy
i’ll release him and put him in a pot and deliver it to you
BAN
aid him in the escape of the vaulted halls in which he is entombed
Lmao didn’t scare me
that scared the shit out of me ngl
The one vid where it climbs up his arm

guys what do i need to do to meet lester in the park in order to unlock the arcade?
one time a fly laid eggs in my ear
go in
that happened before
you have to criminal mastermind the apartment and doomsday heists
I saw that bro
my map does not show the green L
he escaped one time and he was chilling in my rgb fans
ohhhh thank you snormu
Lol
it was such a pain tryna get him back in the enclosure
fair enough
@eternal ermine I’m gonna come to your house and kill it with my flamethrower
what this game really needs is a time travel heist where we go back in time and actually kill michael in north yankton
Type alrdy
Unironically sounds awesome
bruh
U sound awesome
let brad live
that one died like last year and i got a new one
#justice4brad
and also let us save the guy who el rubio feeds to the panther in the first scope out for cayo
las vegas as a gta location sounds fucking awesome
😏
shut up emo
I know that@lyrics

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
hey there, its your favourite doctor, plumer, fireman, astronaut, gamer… johnny sins here, T G G a youtuber that loves Gee Tee Ae
ah you decided to bring back your classic line
Are you going to order now, sir?
@wintry heron vc? 
@mint zealot to go to sleep
new dlc idea: gta 6
Before I snatch your toes in ur sleep
seems like someone really wants me to vc
I just don't wanna be alone with these 2 jackasses in the channel
😂
do you have exclusive vc access
Alright gn everyone
I think I already do
@wintry heron am i a good boy 
Mwuah 💋
we can go there if you want

I’ve just got 500k from rockstar for 2 step verification
nighty night dont let the bed bugs bite
Although Michael is a real one even tho he kinda played Brad/Trevor
Okie gimme a sec
especially harold.
I’ll try not to let ‘em
Killing a house 
j
harold's bites are kinda dangerous
demo is like the only guy I know besides FEAR who scrolls up to past messages 
AAH HELL NAW
I heard a story about someone who had a fly fly into his ear for a second and then it laid eggs and the guy was after that blind from the other eye

Happend to me..😭
I love israel so much
is the weekly update already out?

Is the update today
i can’t play until in a few hours so checking in here
supposedly it should be today
it is thursday afterall
Could someone help me with ceo crates later
it’s school time as well
It should come out around this time
Yeah
lfg-ps5

who on pc?
Weekly update should be live now if anyone is on to check what the new discounts are or if a new drip feed vehicle has been released! 😍
The car dealership is out
What's that
Invite him over
Lol
Oh awesome!!
Where is it
I bet there’ll be a minimap icon for it dw. That’ll be fun though! Do we know what the first new drip feed car is?
does anyone know what is on sale this week or is it same?
Hopefully different, waiting on some news! I’m not on to check rn
im still trying to get best agecy maxed out
but last time i try to but it said i couldn't cause i was in a mission but wasn't pls help
Heard the repla glitch resets after 3 tries
no
are the dr dre missions from the contract replayable?
Ye
will they still give you 1 mil?
Yes
huh
Yeah but unfortunately you can’t skip the million hours of cutscenes
Also there is no cool-down between missions the second time you do it
so thats good, right?
Ye
how do i increase my ls car meet rep?
you increase it
you dumb af
😂
yeah you are
Me personally
is it normal that i can’t choose hard on cayo?
no u
@undone spindle your response?
You have like 48 mins window to start hard mode once pavel texts you that it’s available again after cool down! You can’t choose to do hard mode!
so when i join in
i have to wait until pavel texts me
and then rush to the sub to start the heist
Nope do a normal heist then wait for pavel to say it’s available again then start your next heist within 48 mins of that text and it will be in hard mode! 😊
Is the update out guys ?
ah
no u dumb af
Like weekly update ?
no u dumb af
nah, u dumb af
It’s live now yeah we’re waiting for updates on what it is!
nah, u dumb af
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ikr
🤣
1 New car? Seriously?
unfortunately sillyrabbit is too dumb to understand how to increase car meet rep
nah, i give up he's dumber
The benefactor, with no roof
Thanks for the heads up!
coming from a dumb fk who plays gta long enough to be dumb af
ah i feel you. it should have been 0 new cars
really?
Yeah, new icons on the map, luxury and simeon
coming from a dumb fk who plays gta long enough to be dumb af
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Where is the weekly update?
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Ce pula mea?
nope, u dumb af
@keen vale its life
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Live*
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i need money can anyone help me?
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@clear solstice can
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you
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yeah
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young boy with cum on face
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Ok
black desert mobile boy
Man the fuck is happening here
dumbfk being dumb af
dumbfk being dumb af
...
nope, u dumb af
?
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Ok settle down here BUB
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Bruh shut the fucc up
Say it like it is Bestie
Lol
i loov you
I loov you too meth

well this weekly update is shite
Did the dealer ship come
yeah
What cars
no, unfortunately it had sunk
R8?
its out
Ur so funny
it's under the water
tursmior r and some suv or sum
apparently the luxury dealership isn't anywhere near "luxury" lol
Ik
yeah its kinda shit
That was always out
i know
yeah they displayed existing car
also no property discounts?
sadly no as far as we know
Oh
no i think its a good update
its shit
Where the dealership at
so umm we really gonna go 1 car per week
i really like it
we get a shit dealer ship
bc i was bored of gta
goofy ahh dealership is closed
and shit discounts
u get shit all in this weekly update
u can say the update is a L but i think its a W
only good thing is the audi r8 🥰
what did u like about it?
which is not out :|
cayo nerf
bruh
im talking about the weekly update

next week dripfeed is gonna be the offroad car lmao
damn it how long for the 10f
ohhhh i thought u were talking about the dlc
no i meant the weekly update is shit
oh ok
😭 r10 when rockstar
not much in it. a shit car dealership, and shit car discounts
and no property discount on top of that
yeah
guess i'll have 7 days of other game then
what do u need to customize vigilante
What is double money
Moc with vehicle workshop or avenger
u would think with the newest dlc being a lot about upgrading the businesss we already have with new missions they would discount nightclub or mc business
ass.
what typa vehicle workshop
Gun + vehicle, it takes 2 bays
What Ware house should I buy vehicle or special
?
there are 3 bays for MOC
You know what a moc is, right
where u can customise what bay it is
💀
yes
mobile operations center
sum like that
yes
Yes, and it has 3 bays for u to put stuff in
The operation center itself and a few more stuff
Like storage for one vehicle or workshop
Ye
alr
why the drip feed is so shit
n o
Can someone help me yesterday i upgraded all my weapons to mk 2 in my mobile operation center and now they are gone with my money🥲
huh
how r they gone
Idk
elaborate
I only have old ones
???
he only has the mk1 wepons
ik what he means
Yes
What is the property discount this week
Ok thanks anyway
there is none
nothin
was asking u to be more descriptive but fine
Is there double money on anything
Would’ve rather let rockstar add new businesses or heists
everyone would rather have that ._.
Listen man i upgraded my weapons to mk 2 yesterday and now they didnt save and my money that i spent on them is gone...
ok but ur not descriptive enough
Mk 2 is still op
do u understand what is being descriptive mate @velvet folio
Should’ve halfen the speed made the missiles like buzzard remove countermeasures and make it half agile and half armoured
do u not understand? he doesnt fucking know
Not a lot cause english isnt my first language
Sorry
I will check when i complete gather intel on cayo perico then i will tell you
ok
what properties are discounted this week?
none
some ad mode i think
agreed
they wont
N golo kante
why won't they?
that's kind of an L on rockstar's side
they didnt meant for it to be working
even if they overlooked in the first place it's not their plan for the dlc
so they won't be "fixing" it
since they overlooked it, it's not in the plan for the dlc and therefore won't be needing for a "fix"
and afterall it is r*
kinda sad
what's wrong with terrorbyte?
Can someone help me do the new show car races?
missions aren't invite only
people think it's supposed to be
mhm
can someone help me with the dr.dre contract on xbox?
go to the LFG channel for xbox
Dm me
I’m ps4 and none of the dealerships are in yet is this just me?
My auto shop and custom bike shop not spawning repair and deliver vehicles. Any help to fix it? I tried to verify the files again.
SM722
What are the new cars like?
so ugly.
did u exit the game
It’s sad that ever tho the mk2 was nerfed but still getting wiped hell I went and bought a insurgent just so I could do missions
?
just shoot it down
and start war
I have piss aim
did u just deliver the vehicles?
also it won't be related to game files
u wouldn't be able to launch online
Its because when you painted a dick on someones car
The word spread around about your auto shop and bike shop
never completed it myself
😂
and i wouldnt say im shit at the game
Well i know it got a buff
Never mind restarted my game and everything is back exept tracer rounds which i had to buy
._.
Is the update good?
imagine asking for help before restarting
it's almost like saying ur computer is broken without restarting it and testing it first
Restarting your game always works
What is the dealership like
garbage
Sorry man i swiched sesssions thinking it was the same as restarting
different
Oh rip
I just got 3 mil from a night club sell mission
i lost like 800k worth of goods
cause i did it in a 28 player lobby
and some idiot lvl 4 and a lvl 200 or whatever
keeps following me
and i had to drive from strawberry to the north
11km far
i killed one of them
then they started using fucking explosive hacks
mad fr
I have all my businesses full but no friends😭
All my friends don’t play this game
Same bro
Find new friends then
Got it when it was free but none of them did
Easy said than done
All you have to do is be a good person
I thought you were the one
Ez
Don't even have to be
Listening to my heart instead of my head
If your charismatic
True
I would try to make friends if there isnt a modder in every single lobby
Like my boy Jordan
You can make friends right here in this discord server
Untrue
in cayo
all u need is to be helpful
softlock?
What?
so at the hangar
Is social club down?
Oh yea
you can drive the cart thingy towards the gate
Happened to me
With that attidue no one will want you fr
Happened to me
am i fucked?
no
If you park it at the gate you cant get out
No it’s not that no one in this server plays Xbox
just kill your character
Probably
and quick restart, if u doing elite then restart the whole thing
I just killed myself
won't that alert the guards?
Then went bacl
It did
shit
And the people that do aren’t stupid enough to buy expanded and enhanced like me
bro ur restarting the mission
Unlucky bro
god damn it
Gta online is not opening
if ur last checkpoint was sneaky
did u get booted offline
It says social club is down
??
Restart your router
use vpn and try again
Kill yourself then you will be back at the gate if you entered compound first
Ok with I will try it
I wanna do doomsday act 3
ok.
can u stop
🦔🔥
people won't learn
Guys
real.
Can i make the mk1 a 2 seater
Pancakes overrated
no
What?
Fun with friends?
Gg
Yes
what kind of fucking question is that bro
you cant
I bought a stormburg
why are the cars in simeon’s dealership slightly more expensive than what they’re listed for on the websites?
Lol
it's almost like asking if u can add a free monitor with ur computer without actually getting a monitor
Oh boy I sure do find falling off the buildings while trying to get a boost meter going fun
"how to get free monitor for pc"
It’s Simeon
pain.
Did the weekly update come out
skill issue 
You get in the same website where you download more ram
so there’s no special upgrades for them?
realistic answer: because it provides a service
reality: to encourage u to purchase shark cards
Guys what kind of vehicles do you recommend from warstock?
Toreador
How tf did I get 3 mil from a 1 mil nightclub
attack boat. must get!
it is very slow
it is also very weak
Lmao
Ok thanks
all businesses pay x2 money on your first sale
phantom wedge
for crates, mc, bunker and nightclub
and bonuses
Oh will I guess no gta online for me
Gta online not working





