🚔┃gta-discussion

[wintry heron]

🦚

[little forge]

on me

[wintry heron]

No

I cheated on you

[wide pewter]

I simp for grass

[wintry heron]

Cry to your bathroom door

[little forge]

Noooooooooooo I am your father

[wintry heron]

Chat die

[wide pewter]

Hey quandale dingle here, aught, I'm stalking 7 year old children in the bushes and offer them free candy in the alleyway, aught, I'm building a army of them and paint them yellow, then, I'll take over the world aughh

[floral panther]

I’ll do bench press later

[little forge]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104

Better call Saul man

[elfin shuttle]

Yo

Im

Im

Straight

[little forge]

Let’s get one thing straight i am

[patent nexus]

Ok

[little forge]

Heil hitler bitch

[mint zealot]

Who's hitler

[little forge]

My mom

[mint zealot]

Damn I just looked up your mom and she's ugly af

[little forge]

Rude

[floral panther]

So are u

[mint zealot]

Ture!!!

[floral panther]

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-bestie-so-true-so-true-bestie-neco-arc-bestie-gif-25532855

[little forge]

[floral panther]

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/necoarc-melty-blood-tsukhime-funny-meme-gif-21716184

[floral panther]

Huh?

[mint zealot]

Huh

[floral panther]

U

[mint zealot]

H

[floral panther]

u

[mint zealot]

h

[floral panther]

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/pepeuniverse-pepeuniversenft-pepe-pepe-sun-pepe-boil-gif-25136377

[floral panther]

[mint zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697834603268014097/1004555415318700093/funky.mp4

[floral panther]

What did I just watch

[stuck wedge]

A masterpiece

[floral panther]

Don’t watch anime

[mint zealot]

zamn ghost ping

[gentle wagon]

I have a question about gta

[wintry heron]

ask away

[open fossil]

How much stuff can you stuff in a stuffie?

[gentle wagon]

How do i tell what i get after my level in arena war

[mint zealot]

It's random

[floral panther]

U watch hentiah @mint zealot ?

[gentle wagon]

Oh ok thanks for letting me know

[mint zealot]

who are you

[floral panther]

Joe

[open fossil]

If you want it, just buy it man

[mint zealot]

okay

[open fossil]

Fuck the unlocks

[floral panther]

Breh

Who are you @mint zealot

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/pino-ergo-proxy-galatiosy-darkville-anime-gif-12660754

[compact wren]

@verbal inlet fat fuck

[mint zealot]

So true

[floral panther]

[floral panther]

Ima eat that cat

😋

[rustic dune]

nooooo

[floral panther]

[mint zealot]

@floral panther are you gay

[floral panther]

Lmao

[mint zealot]

Yes or no

[floral panther]

No

[mint zealot]

Okay blocked

[floral panther]

Gg based

She called me a monke

[compact wren]

👂

proudly

[floral panther]

Bruuuh tf

[compact wren]

🧏🏽‍♂️

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-based-redditor-jetstream-sam-gif-25147136

[floral panther]

Fr

@mint zealot furry

[vivid falcon]

Can someone tell me how to get in Record-A-Studios

[floral panther]

U mean dr Dre contract?

[ornate kindle]

Just go to the r on the map and walk in

[pastel chasm]

U have to complete the contract also if it isn’t already there

[ornate kindle]

But you gotta finish the contract first

[mint zealot]

True

[floral panther]

Bruh I was jk

What aren’t u

[mint zealot]

Straight

[floral panther]

Gah dam

She got a dick

[mint zealot]

True

[pastel chasm]

anyone else annoyed how you can’t call in a buzzard from your agency like how the ceo office is?

[compact wren]

havent played gta in a minute

what choppin

[floral panther]

Proof?

[mint zealot]

Okay gimme a sec

[ornate kindle]

What the hell

[floral panther]

[mint zealot]

@floral panther check dm

[knotty harness]

i just got a win on fall guys

you all have to address me as lord sex now

[mint zealot]

Yes my lord

[pine pier]

Sheesh

I got another 1 million dollars

[knotty harness]

[ornate kindle]

Contract pays well

[pine pier]

ik

I made it by

1: doing cayo heist with people

2: MC business

3: bunker

[floral panther]

Bruh carry me

[ornate kindle]

So what about payphone hits

[floral panther]

I keep getting to final

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801574251093819393/1002730910556373052/ezgif.com-gif-maker_22.gif

[knotty harness]

could've done cayo once by urself and gotten more

[floral panther]

And fail honey comb

[pine pier]

How do i unlock it?

[knotty harness]

xd

[ornate kindle]

You unlock it shortly after you complete Dr Dre storyline

[wintry heron]

Hey baby girls

[nova flicker]

lol

[pine pier]

Welp better complete it then

[wintry heron]

Guess who’s back youngest sav

[pine pier]

How much does it pay you?

[vivid falcon]

I did that

[patent nexus]

I'm probably going home and back to my main pc tomorrow, then you guys will see a lot more gifs whether you want to or not

[ornate kindle]

85k with the bonus per hit, and they only take like 5 minutes

[vivid falcon]

Whenever try to go in the Franklin and Lamar missions pop up

And there’s n o way around it

[pine pier]

Is 85k the bonus?

[ornate kindle]

Did you do the short trips?

[ornate kindle]

15k for the assassination, 70k if you do the bonus

[tough spoke]

cucumber

[patent nexus]

The base payout is 15k, the bonus is 70k

So in other words

Always go for the bonus

[pine pier]

So how much would you make with the bonus?

[ornate kindle]

85k

[pine pier]

I mean when u complete it

[tough spoke]

ye

[ornate kindle]

There's also a 20 minute cool down

[pine pier]

With the bonus

[patent nexus]

@wintry heron You're marked as a "potential spammer"

[ornate kindle]

85k dude

[pine pier]

Oh.

It’s decent to me

[patent nexus]

It's decent overall

[floral panther]

@patent nexus ur decent overall

[patent nexus]

Payphone hits are good for money

[floral panther]

😏

[patent nexus]

I appreciate that 👍🏻

Why did it send the monkey

Man I fucking hate this laptop

[floral panther]

You know why

💀

[pine pier]

I was to lazy to drive to my bunker

So i just called my company suv

HOW EVER

[nova flicker]

what should I buy from my 6 mil?

[pine pier]

This man sucks at driving

[ornate kindle]

Just fly there in oppressor my guy

[wintry heron]

I basically have 38 million what fun stuff should i buy

[floral panther]

A crappy Nara

[pine pier]

Dont have one

[floral panther]

Bars

[patent nexus]

Jets

[floral panther]

bara*

[ornate kindle]

Ramp buggy

[wintry heron]

Bet

[pine pier]

Buy stuff that make u a lot of money

[compact wren]

hurd they nerfed the columbian guy island

dat tru?

[wintry heron]

Yes

[ornate kindle]

Yes

192 minute cool down

[pine pier]

Bro

[compact wren]

personally i wouldnt let tht slide

[pine pier]

where the fuck is my company suv going?

[floral panther]

I didn’t

[pine pier]

I asked it to go to my bunker

[mint zealot]

@floral panther did you like the Pic

[pine pier]

What THE FUCK

[compact wren]

my bunker was so lit dawg

missed that ish

[ornate kindle]

Bro call up agent 14 and request a vehicle

[pine pier]

To lazy to drive

[floral panther]

[wintry heron]

[mint zealot]

[pine pier]

This man is driving rektlessly

[ornate kindle]

So just spawn there

[nova flicker]

ight

[floral panther]

No don’t speak weirdo

[wintry heron]

[nova flicker]

sorry but I cant fly a jet

[wintry heron]

[floral panther]

[mint zealot]

You asked for it tho

[nova flicker]

?

[wintry heron]

[ornate kindle]

Kosatka, bunker, and arcade should be top of your list

[wintry heron]

You like it

[compact wren]

BRO

[wintry heron]

[compact wren]

wtf

[wintry heron]

[mint zealot]

[wintry heron]

[compact wren]

i cut the tip of my nipple

[patent nexus]

Then learn

[wintry heron]

[floral panther]

@mint zealot if that’s u in the pic don’t speak to me

[compact wren]

and it leakin

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

Good job

[floral panther]

[wintry heron]

[mint zealot]

But you asked for the Pic smh

[wintry heron]

[nova flicker]

😱

[patent nexus]

Literally

[compact wren]

fuck am i posed to do

[wintry heron]

[ornate kindle]

Dude stop spamming that

[wintry heron]

I’m not

[floral panther]

[patent nexus]

Keep it in the freezer, you may be able to sell it

[floral panther]

We ain’t

[wintry heron]

[floral panther]

[wintry heron]

Not spam

[compact wren]

shit size of a mike n ike

[wintry heron]

5 second cool-down

[compact wren]

👂

[wintry heron]

[pine pier]

Now my company driver isnt being a dumbass

[ornate kindle]

So what are you gonna do at your bunker?

[pine pier]

Check how much stock i have

[ornate kindle]

Dude

Call up

Agent 14

Wait

Nevermind

That's tony

[pine pier]

I can only ask him for

Research and a car

BRO

The driver kicked me out of the car

[ornate kindle]

Man's used to using cabs in story mode bruh

[pine pier]

Hes lucky i didnt blow his ass up

Cause i have no rpg ammo

[wintry heron]

I got 99 action figures I mist one

[pine pier]

are you fucking kidding me

[little forge]

How’s it going pimps

[pine pier]

Aare

are you fucking kidding me

I had my bunker

Fully resupplied

[wintry heron]

are you fucking kidding me

[pine pier]

And these assholes still barley made any stock

[wintry heron]

are you fucking kidding me

[pine pier]

Mother of LORD-

[wintry heron]

are you fucking kidding me

[pine pier]

are you fucking kidding me

[wintry heron]

are you fucking kidding me

[pine pier]

Bro

[gloomy flax]

Why did i just randomly get 250k

[pine pier]

Xbox players cant even play together

[gloomy flax]

Wtf

[wintry heron]

💀💀💀

[pine pier]

Fr

[wintry heron]

Xbox Is ass

[pine pier]

I did cayo heist a couple of times

And randomly got 400k free cash 2x

[rustic dune]

Mason gamer girl is back

[floral panther]

Askers?

[rustic dune]

[wintry heron]

Chat die

[floral panther]

[pine pier]

Hey guys should i get the equipment upgrade for my staff?

[ornate kindle]

What bunker do you own?

[pine pier]

Chumash

[ornate kindle]

Absolutely, get both equipment and staff

[pine pier]

I have the staff upgrade already

[ornate kindle]

Maximum profit for bunker

[pine pier]

How much?

[ornate kindle]

For what?

[pine pier]

How much value do you get if you get both staff and equipment upgrade

[ornate kindle]

Well, mine is maxed, I pay 75k for supplies, then when supplies run out, I can sell stock for 210k

[pine pier]

How many vehicles did you have to deilver?

[ornate kindle]

Just one, when you resupply once then sell, you always get one sell vehicle

[vivid falcon]

?

[ornate kindle]

The short trips, Lamar and Franklin?

[pine pier]

Seems worth it

[ornate kindle]

It is

Made me a lot of money over time

[pine pier]

I know what i must do..

[vivid falcon]

No why

[pine pier]

Time to sell

[ornate kindle]

You have to do them to get access to the studio

[pine pier]

So then i can have enough for the upgrade

[vivid falcon]

are you kidding me

all of th?

Them?

[ornate kindle]

And short trips aren't hard at all

Yes

There's only 3

I did mine with randoms and it was clean

[vivid falcon]

Do they pay well?

[pine pier]

Is your delivery vehicle always a insurgent?

[ornate kindle]

Check the awards menu, go to the contract, you'll see it pays 100k based on what character you play as

Hard to explain

[ornate kindle]

Different every time

[vivid falcon]

Ohhh

Yeah I saw that already but I didn’t know what it meant

[nova galleon]

no, there are two insurgent delivery options (one is easy one sucks), one monster truck one, one dune buggy and a phantom wedge one (Easiest)

[ornate kindle]

Yeah

[vivid falcon]

Hear me out

The insurgent merryweather sell mission isn’t that bad

[ornate kindle]

The defend one?

[pine pier]

Why does merryweather want my insurgent

[vivid falcon]

?

[ornate kindle]

I'm so confused

[nova galleon]

well it's not GREAT. but not terrible if you just stay in the insurgent and shoot everyone really

[floral panther]

Where my boy

Cash carti at

Ey

[pine pier]

They do be camping in their cars

[vivid falcon]

All you have to do is deliver the insurgent, take cover and just shoot the dudes

And you get 30 mins

[ornate kindle]

I didn't know what mission you were talking about, there's a similar one that's much harder

[vivid falcon]

Bunker sell mission

[nova galleon]

if you stay in the insurgent for all but the last one they have a really hard time shooting you at all, which is helpful

[vivid falcon]

Yea

But don’t get me started on the Dune FAV one

[nova galleon]

ughhhhhhhh

about to jinx myself right now but haven't gotten that one in a while

[ornate kindle]

Ayo

I spawned in my agency

[vivid falcon]

Enemies have literal aimbot and they can shoot you out of the car

[ornate kindle]

And the bed I spawned in had chop laying down next to me

[rustic dune]

Chop

[nova galleon]

ok that's cute

[vivid falcon]

If you get that one just may find a new session unless you got a friend protecting u

[ornate kindle]

Me and chop chilling

[vivid falcon]

W

[rustic dune]

Good to know Chop is still alive in Online

[ornate kindle]

He's got a pink collar on as well

[rustic dune]

[vivid falcon]

Anyway how do I access Payphone hits

I completed the contract and it’s still not available

[rustic dune]

I don't own an agency but I'd imagine you call Franklin

[nova galleon]

i think you have to do three contracts in the agency first

then you can call him to do them

[vivid falcon]

Fuck

Okay then

[patent nexus]

For the bunker? No

[rustic dune]

It's always a good sign when you load into a Online session and immediately hear missiles

[nova galleon]

(i literally just googled that an hour ago this is convenient)

[vivid falcon]

Which one is the hardest one that I shouldn’t do

[ornate kindle]

How tf do I send a screenshot from Xbox live to my phone, wanna put this moment on #📸┃gta-media

[pine pier]

Bro

Merryweather is greedy as fuck

[nova galleon]

yes hello mason

[patent nexus]

That just means you found a fun session

[floral panther]

Bruh

Xbox app

And check captures

[ornate kindle]

Ah

[floral panther]

And download it

[ornate kindle]

I see

[vivid falcon]

^

[ornate kindle]

Maybe I'm slightly dumb

[rustic dune]

Xbox needs apps for the most simplest things 💀

[nova galleon]

i haven't done many but whatever one the "protect the wine barrels" is is annoying

[vivid falcon]

Oh

[nova galleon]

its' still very doable first time, just also annoying

[vivid falcon]

I got the sawmill one

[pine pier]

Bro

I cant get to the gun store

Cause merryweather

[nova galleon]

keep shootin em bro

they trapped me on the bridge once and i died and it spawned my ON THE BEACH had to call my sparrow to get back to the delivery truck

[analog marten]

what is the biggest airplane

[rustic dune]

The one from that one story mission

[analog marten]

bt what is the biggest in online

[wintry heron]

alkanost maybe

[rustic dune]

I reached level 50

[wintry heron]

I reached level 530

[rustic dune]

I unlocked mugger

[wintry heron]

mug people

Briish

[rustic dune]

average british interaction

[hushed nexus]

American

[rustic dune]

Well I just got an excuse to use the mugger

[gloomy flax]

London

[surreal phoenix]

Probably birmingham

[hushed nexus]

average american interaction

[rustic dune]

NO WAY

I just killed the guy myself right?

My mugger killed him AGAIN

lmaoo

it was a level 14 player that killed me for no reason

that was fucking epic

[pine pier]

Lemme join

Oh wait

your ps4

[rustic dune]

you spelt you're wrong

🤓

lmao they left

[pine pier]

What a asshole

Of him

He griefed you

then when he died he immediately left

That’s funny

[rustic dune]

Well me and this other guy teamed up on him

[pine pier]

Wait a second

[rustic dune]

Cuz he kept killing us

[pine pier]

…………..

are you fucking kidding me

I am 40k short to get the equipment upgrade

Mother FUCKER-

[rustic dune]

hmm i wonder

if one of my doors is broken on my toreador

can i still go underwater

[pine pier]

I love the fact how in server status it says xbox is fine

[rustic dune]

yes i can

[pine pier]

while its fucking spike lagging so much

[wintry heron]

Is the auto shop worth buying

[rustic dune]

100 percent

[pine pier]

Yes

[rustic dune]

it gives you all upgrades without needing level

besides weapons

[gloomy flax]

I have a xbox pc and ps

No need to do console wars

[wintry heron]

Alr thank you

[rustic dune]

Yeah it's definitely worth it

It's literally LS Customs but without the rank requirements

[wintry heron]

Then I gotta grind some more

[nova flicker]

should I buy the flying bike thing

[rustic dune]

Which one

[nova flicker]

not to be a asshole ofcourse

[nova flicker]

mk2

[pine pier]

MK2?

[rustic dune]

MK2 is fine, it's worth its money

[nova flicker]

hard to fly the heli

[rustic dune]

though if you want the fun version get the MK1

[nova flicker]

i see

[tough sierra]

Are the mk1's homings like the one of the mk 2?

[rustic dune]

I don't know, I don't have missiles on my MK1, only the miniguns

[restive willow]

What business pays the most?

[rustic dune]

nightclub

passive atleast

[gloomy flax]

I have 2.7 mill now 2 mill to go

[ornate kindle]

Dude I finally got it working

Gonna put the screenshot on #📸┃gta-media

[hexed carbon]

Can someone help me with a the contract missions?

[restive willow]

Then

[burnt fiber]

U guys r prolly gonna #🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4 but I need 3 ppl for plsssss

[rustic dune]

I need to use a blimp for my nightclub mission, i have a feeling this is going to make me a huge target

[floral panther]

@rustic dune

[burnt fiber]

Can u help?

[floral panther]

Wanna do b2b

Cayo

[loud knot]

[wintry heron]

It has countermeasures

[rustic dune]

they patched it

[floral panther]

When

[pine pier]

Welp

now i am poor again

[loud knot]

Ew b2b users

[wintry heron]

STFU

[floral panther]

Nice IP

[pine pier]

go suck ass

[burnt fiber]

@floral panther @rustic dune can u guys help me? I’m kind of new and this prison break is hard without anyone to help

[wintry heron]

Do you have fleeca ready?

[floral panther]

Urs

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron get his goofy ass

[floral panther]

Fleece?

[wintry heron]

?

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron ^

[floral panther]

[loud knot]

Bruh prison break is the easiest

[wintry heron]

I need to do fleeca it's too op rn

[burnt fiber]

Can u help?

[fallow mural]

This is not a glitching/modding server. DO NOT request help for/promote glitching

[pine pier]

Nobody does b2b

[floral panther]

New to game idk what that is @wintry heron

[wintry heron]

I made 300k by doing fleeca for 9 hours

[loud knot]

Nah I'm lazy

[wintry heron]

NO GLITCH TALK

[restive willow]

Ez

[rustic dune]

there goes the global signal..

[burnt fiber]

Can u help?

[loud knot]

Ty

[burnt fiber]

☹️

[pastel chasm]

was doing a bunker Ammu nation mission and accidentally placed a sticky bomb when throwning it at enemies. I was shitting my pants hoping they didn’t hit the sticky bomb

[floral panther]

TGG told me to

[wintry heron]

stfu

no

[restive willow]

Sure

[floral panther]

Yes

[ornate kindle]

That was coming eventually

[loud knot]

If it was me I would

[floral panther]

He said u gotta do what u gotta do

[burnt fiber]

Ye?

[wintry heron]

tgg doesn’t like us

[wintry heron]

i was gonna come anyway

[floral panther]

He likes me

[pine pier]

Guys

[floral panther]

[olive ermine]

[pine pier]

Should i buy the equipment upgrade?

[restive willow]

Ye

[floral panther]

Johnny sins

[wintry heron]

LMAO

[rustic dune]

jesse pinkman

[wintry heron]

TGG got Sins

[pine pier]

Mrtop5 2.0

[burnt fiber]

Ok do u have a crew wit u?

[nova flicker]

jesse got cancer

[wintry heron]

LMAO

[rustic dune]

too much cocaine

and meth

[restive willow]

No

[burnt fiber]

Ok

[rustic dune]

also hey i did the blimp with no disturbance

[pine pier]

I just brought the equipment upgrade

Now i only have 4990 cash

[loud knot]

@restive willow your on PC and hes on ps4

[restive willow]

Rip

[rustic dune]

told you you'd spend it too fast

[loud knot]

Me have 1.6

[patent nexus]

How cringe do you have to be to report glitchers to the mods 😭

Literally who cares

[burnt fiber]

Do u know anyone who’d help me?

[pine pier]

Doesnt equipment upgrade make me more money

[loud knot]

Ima just go spam lfgs abt someone

[compact ginkgo]

what exact time do the vehicles launch?

[loud knot]

[pine pier]

What exact time does noose get replaced with swat

[wintry heron]

Snitches get stitches

[loud knot]

@rustic dune Play the game legit not that hard

[compact ginkgo]

What exact time do you shut the fuck up?

[wintry heron]

i really don't care lol

b2b hella annoying

[compact ginkgo]

This is a gta server

[loud knot]

ok

[compact ginkgo]

not an animeshit server

[wintry heron]

ong

[floral panther]

I bought $100 pack

[wintry heron]

L

[floral panther]

[loud knot]

Whe tf did I send this

[rustic dune]

ugh im still on the daily sell limit

[floral panther]

Playing legit

[pine pier]

good job

[rustic dune]

whenn the hell does daily sell limit go away

[wintry heron]

by legit we mean no shark cards

[floral panther]

Stfu pussy

[wintry heron]

get money on your own

stfu penis

[floral panther]

I did

[wintry heron]

[floral panther]

With money

[pine pier]

Bro

Noose blocked me

What a asshole

[floral panther]

Money for money

[patent nexus]

I should probably do a lot of b2b to spite some people in the chat

[pine pier]

money

[wintry heron]

bro i have 32b, i guarantee you the grind is better than buying shark cards

[loud knot]

No sorry love u

[floral panther]

Yes

[wintry heron]

not legit ofc

but easy cash

ain't good

[patent nexus]

I should also grief random people and then tell them how to do b2b

That would be funny

[ornate kindle]

I was about to say

[wintry heron]

that level 30 would go to waste then

[floral panther]

When your new neighbor clueless it isn’t

[loud knot]

Do it

[pine pier]

Use strike teams+merryweather+mugger

[compact ginkgo]

@flint hemlock wakey wakey

you're needed

[patent nexus]

Bro do you think mods care if I personally do it?

[floral panther]

[patent nexus]

It's just that you can't discuss the glitch itself

[wintry heron]

trial mods do, they need the points

[pine pier]

nobody said we need him

[wintry heron]

yeah but if you continue they eventually warn

[compact ginkgo]

hmmm

[wintry heron]

points

[compact ginkgo]

1 blocked message

nice

[loud knot]

@patent nexus why does chat fill with low levels sometimes

[compact ginkgo]

@flint hemlock wake up

i need your intel

[patent nexus]

Again, if someone does it in their spare time and doesn't mention it in the server or anything

[pine pier]

Noose blocked me cause

[patent nexus]

That doesn't break any rules

Because why would it

[floral panther]

Bro some1 do b2b

[wintry heron]

also b2b glitchers ruin grinders' experience sometimes by hosting glitched heists or modded

[loud knot]

Your annoying asf under lvl 15

[patent nexus]

[floral panther]

Game bug not my issue

[pine pier]

noose blocked me cause i said swat is better then noose in his dms

[floral panther]

Rockstars

[wintry heron]

except the people i report do mention it in server

what are you on

[compact ginkgo]

no i blocked you because i felt like it

[pine pier]

Nah

[restive willow]

Anyone know how to do the peter griffin

[loud knot]

@wintry heron your cool bc ily

[pale glacier]

Hey guys!

[patent nexus]

You're the one who clearly isn't understanding what I'm saying

[wintry heron]

you cooler

[ornate kindle]

It's the dew

[wintry heron]

i really don't care. stop trying to create a drama

[pine pier]

Stop aruging

[compact ginkgo]

@flint hemlock wake up smh

[wintry heron]

i'll always report if i see b2b

:)

[pine pier]

unless you want a ticket to north korea

[wintry heron]

trial mods solos all

[floral panther]

U @ mod lmao

[compact ginkgo]

stop eating fish

and wake up

[wintry heron]

[patent nexus]

I'm not, I'm calling you a cringe minimod because that's what you are

[pine pier]

no

[pastel chasm]

Anyone else been seeing those dash hound buses more recently?

[loud knot]

[patent nexus]

"Mods mods mods he broke the rules!!!!!!"

[wintry heron]

i had some kids in #💻〢cayo-lfg-pc do heists then tell me it was illegit

i was just tryna play legit

the worst kind in this server tbh

alongside modders

[pine pier]

Stop aruging

[loud knot]

Am I

[wintry heron]

don't care

[floral panther]

Aruging

[patent nexus]

I will do every glitch in the game to commemorate a certain person in this chat

[pale glacier]

😂

[earnest cobalt]

Is the drip feed vehicle coming out tonight?

[wintry heron]

i won't ever see you in-game either lmao

[patent nexus]

I'm aware

[pine pier]

whoever refuses to stop aruging gets a ticket to north korea

[pastel chasm]

gta discussion drama

[compact ginkgo]

you can eat fish tomorrow

[pastel chasm]

[wintry heron]

therefore waste time of yours.

not mine

[compact ginkgo]

i need some information

[loud knot]

I had to fight a broom stick today while in my hydra I dont know how to use

[patent nexus]

It's not a waste if I gain something from it

[wintry heron]

whats the most efficient ways to do those vehicle warehouse missions where the car is driving + has the cops after it? i just spent so long tryna cut it off but id run into the cops or something then they'd blow out my tires.

illegitimate cash as gain? depends what you define as gain here

[ornate kindle]

Strength gains

[pale glacier]

Find a solo lobby lol

[patent nexus]

Literally how is that not "gaining something" 💀

[loud knot]

@wintry heron gimme lessons to fly hydra

[wintry heron]

never said it is, but it's still illegit lmao.

i won't play with you either so i don't care if you're gonna glitch

[loud knot]

no

[wintry heron]

just don't go on #💻〢cayo-lfg-pc and do b2b

[ornate kindle]

I just realized my strength is at 4 bars

[wintry heron]

i'll gladly minimod

[ornate kindle]

Boutta massacre the pier

[wintry heron]

[patent nexus]

[wintry heron]

i'm helping trial mods get their points

[floral panther]

Cringe

[ornate kindle]

Man tries helping mods by breaking rules that mods have to enforce

[rustic dune]

Isn't minimodding banned?

[compact wren]

[ornate kindle]

That is literally the argument here

[pastel chasm]

Can y’all 2 stfu before I send you guys stuff that will traumatize you

[patent nexus]

Also do T-mods become mods by punishing X amount of people? That's a dumbass system lol

[compact wren]

send mee

[wintry heron]

#📁〢support／report wouldn't exist was it not for "mini"modders

[ornate kindle]

It's true I've seen it

[floral panther]

Can’t I’ve seen to much gore and shit I got use to it

[wintry heron]

they get more points as they do their job

are we gonna keep going off topic

this man wants to learn how to control a hydra @loud knot

help him instead of hosting this circus.

[patent nexus]

Just results in them checking for something to warn people for about anything tbh

[ornate kindle]

You didn't want it to go off topic though

[patent nexus]

I doubt the main purpose of #📁〢support／report is reporting glitchers

[ornate kindle]

Mainly the support side tbh

[wintry heron]

do car export mission
2 different plane users and 2 guys in a car try to blow me up
only lose 4% market value

[earnest cobalt]

Does the drip feed vehicle come out tonight please just answer my question

[ornate kindle]

Don't know man

[earnest cobalt]

Damn

[torn ruin]

cx @wintry heron

[wintry heron]

whats the most efficient ways to do those vehicle warehouse missions where the car is driving + has the cops after it? i just spent so long tryna cut it off but id run into the cops or something then they'd blow out my tires.

[ornate kindle]

All I know is I got work at 5 tomorrow

[loud knot]

So

[wintry heron]

the most efficient way is to complete them

[restive willow]

Anyone know how to activate the peter griffin

[wintry heron]

thanks genius

[earnest cobalt]

Sex

[torn ruin]

sex

[wintry heron]

no worries <3

[tardy sage]

hey guys whats the easiest way to start a gang attack i cant start it even at the correct time of day

[patent nexus]

No and I wouldn't discuss it in here if I were you

[wintry heron]

come out on thursday

[wintry heron]

go to a gang and fuck with them

[earnest cobalt]

Tmr Thursday

[torn ruin]

tunnel maybe

[wintry heron]

should i even bother getting rocket launchers on opressor?

[ornate kindle]

So it is tomorrow?

[wintry heron]

yes

[wintry heron]

no. get the hydra and grind with it

if its not thursday for you

[earnest cobalt]

I guess but some people say every three months

[ornate kindle]

Ah, that would make sense

[wintry heron]

really?

yo wsg

yes mk2 is eh

sparrow is also good

[pale glacier]

Lol

[earnest cobalt]

I want it to be tomorrow

[wintry heron]

i have sparrow

hydra faster

sparrow sucks

you suck

[patent nexus]

Hydra is probably the best jet for grinding

[rustic dune]

When you leave a C4 outside of a shop to blow someone up when they walk out

[wintry heron]

well tbh it sucks in missiles

but it's fast

still sucks

[earnest cobalt]

Wide body brioso 🥵🥵🥵

[patent nexus]

Could be argued the Pyro, but I think the Hydra is better overall

[wintry heron]

wtf hydra 3k

[wintry heron]

probably? it confidently is, it's the only one that has VTOL

not worth

[ornate kindle]

Fastest helicopter actually

[torn ruin]

agreed

[wintry heron]

excluding avenger and others that are big

[wintry heron]

yeah exactly

[patent nexus]

It's fast, has VTOL and a death beam

Hydra is pretty nice

[wintry heron]

vertical take off landing

[patent nexus]

It's not just because of vtol though

All jets can land literally anywhere so

[wintry heron]

The VTOL is mostly why i see hydra as the bear grinding jet.

[torn ruin]

yep

[wintry heron]

it's kinda harda to land a lazer on a kosatka

compared to a hydra

whats vtol?

[torn ruin]

skill issue

[patent nexus]

Perhaps if you have skill issues

[wintry heron]

it's still quicker with VTOL undeniably

[torn ruin]

💀

[patent nexus]

Yes

[wintry heron]

should i bother getting hydra if i already have sparrow

hi

[patent nexus]

Get the Hydra eitherway

[wintry heron]

if you have a sparrow you shouldn't even get the mk2 lol

but hydra will come useful later

[torn ruin]

hi

[wintry heron]

ok ill get hyrda

hydra

because it protects you from griefers and also good for grinding

[patent nexus]

Even if you won't grind with it you can smack around dumbasses on their mk2s with the Hydra

[wintry heron]

but do note it's a jet so it takes skill.

[patent nexus]

Actually you can smack around almost anyone in anything in a hydra

[wintry heron]

don't expect it to be mk2 v2

[patent nexus]

With enough practice

[wintry heron]

i was gonna get rhino tank for shits and giggles

yeah mk2 griefers sitll go after you with a sparrow

with a hydra you can always dodge missiles too btw

[patent nexus]

Sparrow can dodge mk2 missiles now

[wintry heron]

so if you ever have extra time, you can make an mk2 user look like a clown by wasting their missiles

[torn ruin]

mk2 only works now if they don’t go behind u

[patent nexus]

Thank god for the mk2 nerf

[ornate kindle]

Countermeasures go brrrrrr

[patent nexus]

I'm not talking about the countermeasures

[wintry heron]

vertical take off landing

idk i like going in a circle with a jet and making an mk2 look like a clown instead

[rustic dune]

Has anyone else on PS4 just had horrible framedrops after the update

[pale glacier]

Lol

[wintry heron]

ive been had terrible frame rates

[wintry heron]

ah

[patent nexus]

Like the Sparrow can dodge mk2 missiles with just manoeuvres now

[wintry heron]

counter just better if you wanna save a lil time

[ornate kindle]

Oh, well personally I've had much trouble dodging missiles in a sparrow before the update

[pale glacier]

Lol

[loud knot]

Mhm

[haughty hearth]

any song suggestion?

[patent nexus]

There's actually multiple ways to avoid missiles in jets, but the horizontal loop is just the easiest and simplest way to do it

[wintry heron]

bro i was on a dirt bike amd someone tried to kill me with a mk2 and he missed every shot 💀

[loud knot]

[patent nexus]

Mk2 nerf

[loud knot]

Those were nerfed

[wintry heron]

going in a circle and gradually ascending would also be better right? hydra has a higher top speed so i'm presuming the missiles up in air will have a hard time blowing you up

[loud knot]

GIVE HYDRA LESSONS @wintry heron

[torn ruin]

nob

[wintry heron]

i'm not that good with it tho

just search up vids

[loud knot]

Give me hydra lessons pls

[patent nexus]

It is better, but not for the reason you think
You actually lose speed by gradually going up, but the reason it's still good to do it is to get to a different elevation than the mk2, so it can't lock onto you

[wintry heron]

the only thing i know with hydra rn is just the circle method and VTOL

[loud knot]

Hydra = Dogwater

[torn ruin]

hold on W and press numberpad 8

until wasted

[loud knot]

nah

[torn ruin]

sex

[patent nexus]

Look at the enemy and press fire

And they die

[floral panther]

Woah

[patent nexus]

Also

[floral panther]

Me to?

[torn ruin]

wut

[patent nexus]

The Hydra can outrun missiles by only using rudders (A/D on keyboard)

If you're already at its top speed

[torn ruin]

press 7 and 9 on numberpad to switch targets

[loud knot]

Istg I did type that 💀

[patent nexus]

Nobody uses missiles on the hydra

[torn ruin]

i said on all aircrafts

idiot

[wintry heron]

using homing on jets is a crime

[patent nexus]

You literally didn't

DuMbAsS

[torn ruin]

it literally is a fact

slut

[patent nexus]

lasjfblsdfbaosduf you didn't say it wdym

[torn ruin]

it is what i meant so i said it

it’s my sentence

[patent nexus]

Doesn't work like that

[torn ruin]

🙏

[torn ruin]

ok go fuck

[rustic dune]

god I love the nightshark

[patent nexus]

You smell

Bad

[torn ruin]

never heard him complaining

😂

[torn ruin]

god will be jealous

[wintry heron]

unpopular opinion: nightshark is garbage and doesn't protect you if a jet is after you

it takes a short time using the canon to blow a nightS out

[patent nexus]

[torn ruin]

jet grief

real

[wintry heron]

it only helps against vehicles that don't have a canon, ie ground vehicles

[patent nexus]

That's true with literally every vehicle against lazer/hydra cannons

[torn ruin]

he’s just stating the obvious

[wintry heron]

true but nightshark and insurgent are overhyped when it comes to protection

they don't do that much

[torn ruin]

😄

[wintry heron]

No one said it is?

[torn ruin]

true

[patent nexus]

The only ones that are better at tanking shots from lazer/hydra are Terrorbyte and MOC cab

[torn ruin]

🤦‍♀️

[wintry heron]

It's primarily used to counter mk2

[wintry heron]

true but it's also easy to blow them out

honestly only counter to jets is the kosatka guided missile

GL with that aiming

and explosive sniper

[torn ruin]

no one plans to counter jets

[wintry heron]

but i'll exclude ground weapons

[torn ruin]

so shush

[patent nexus]

Wanna know a little secret

[torn ruin]

just fly jets if u wanna counter jets

[patent nexus]

If you hit a jet from behind with the guided missile, it does nothing

[torn ruin]

🥱

[wintry heron]

and be better.

[patent nexus]

The jet will take 0 damage

[torn ruin]

u shall.

[wintry heron]

Lag

[wintry heron]

glitch or game feature

i meant bug

My guy the game is p2p

[patent nexus]

Who knows, at this point both terms are interchangeable

As a wise man once said

[wintry heron]

l@fao

lmfao

[patent nexus]

"It's not a bug, it's a feature"

[wintry heron]

Of course it won't hit on that players screen cuz it detonated much earlier for him

what's guided missile top speed

i think a hydr up in air can counter

[patent nexus]

Idk, but it's faster than all jets with no speed glitch

[torn ruin]

🙂

[patent nexus]

No, even the Pyro gets outrun by Kosatka guided missiles

[wintry heron]

hydra speed glitch vs mk2 speed glitch (where it's upside down)

[wintry heron]

oh

[ornate kindle]

Bruh best way to counter guided missile is to fly around buildings, turning for the missiles sucks

[patent nexus]

I mean with the Hydra speed glitch it's faster than literally everything else in the entire game, so yeah the Hydra can outrun them if you use that

[loud knot]

Can u sell hydra:< @patent nexus @wintry heron

[patent nexus]

No

[wintry heron]

why would you

[loud knot]

Me no want

[patent nexus]

^

[wintry heron]

you'll regret it

[wintry heron]

Mfs with 20k mouse dpi go brrrrrrr

[loud knot]

Is bad

[wintry heron]

everything that's sellable in this game is for a much lower price you get

[ornate kindle]

True lol

[wintry heron]

than the original

just make the money back with 2 cayos

[patent nexus]

Not on PC, with a mouse they turn wayyyyyy faster than on a controller for some reason

[wintry heron]

Dpi bug

[ornate kindle]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

The devs didn't account for it

man i hope hangars and jets go on sale soon

it hypes me to play the game

giving myself false hopes

[ornate kindle]

Luckily I don't gotta deal with that

[wintry heron]

and the reason i don't buy shit at its original price is cause that's boring

[patent nexus]

The only jet I don't have is the Nokota (It is a jet don't even argue with me on this)

[wintry heron]

discounts just hype me up usually

[wintry heron]

it's an aircraft that's the best way to refer it to

nobody normal calls it a jet

like nobody

[ornate kindle]

My CEO office barely has any money littering the floor, only money on the desk, gotta get more into doing crates

[wintry heron]

broke

[ornate kindle]

Nah it's cause I don't do crates much

[wintry heron]

well you should

[ornate kindle]

More money you earn from crates the more money is littered on your office floor

[patent nexus]

Fuck you @rustic notch

[ornate kindle]

Currently I've got stacks of money only on my desk

[patent nexus]

They fly like jets
They handle like jets
They fight like jets
They fill the exact same role as jets
The term "Jet" in GTA doesn't mean jet powered aircraft, it means fighter aircraft
The Luxor has a jet engine but I don't see any of you guys calling it a jet
The Rogue and Nokota are jets, this is a fact and if you disagree then you are wrong

[ornate kindle]

Man's a nokota advocate

And a rogue advocate

[patent nexus]

Oh no I hate the Nokota, I'm just saying it is a jet

[wintry heron]

me when i don't know anything about aircraft models

[ornate kindle]

Ah I see

[gloomy flax]

Molotok best jet

[wintry heron]

molotok is small tbh which is nice

it's easy to land

[patent nexus]

[patent nexus]

Do not

Get me started

[wintry heron]

it literally is

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801574251093819393/1003695942077255810/ezgif.com-gif-maker_24.gif

[ornate kindle]

Nah you all wrong, ultralight best aircraft

[wintry heron]

i always have a fun time landing it p

[wintry heron]

molotok is smaller tho

that pyro isn't a jet

that's a fucking submarine in the air

[ornate kindle]

Ultralight is such a pain to land

[patent nexus]

It's like the same size as the Pyro

[rustic dune]

Idk how to land a jet 💀

[patent nexus]

Pyro might have sliiiightly wider wing span

[loud knot]

@patent nexus why does my discord go offline mode randomly

[patent nexus]

Otherwise, the Pyro is better than the Molotok in almost every single possible way

[ornate kindle]

Getting a free Lazer whenever you want is big save

[wintry heron]

it only costs like 500$ in-game not to get blown trying to get a lazer

[patent nexus]

I only suggest buying the lazer if you're good on money and you use the lazer a lot

[wintry heron]

just call lester the molester for cops turn blind

and if there's a cooldown

use the CEO ability to get cops off

[wintry heron]

this is cheaper way tho

[patent nexus]

I bought the lazer and iI have 0 regrets

[ornate kindle]

Military is immune to that, they'll still attack

[patent nexus]

No

[wintry heron]

yeah but 6m still too much.

[ornate kindle]

But they do next to nothing

[wintry heron]

no they won't

just turn cops blind eye

[patent nexus]

If you don't use the lazer enough sure

[ornate kindle]

They will, trust me

[wintry heron]

dude i did it multiple times